I'm over AR35 and I still don't like stories, I skip them whenever I see them, if I end up can't figure the task out, I'll just go to RUclips rather than reading the stories
@@emma_spiral_e5176 😓😓 sorry man, I'm just really salty in genshin rn. I'm on my 56th something room with no ganyu and this is my first banner in genshin. In Fgo, my luck is rn godlike, getting a rate up ssr in a multi. So yeah, it's kinda hard not to get mad. I'll even take a diluc at this point man. Just give me one first
@@shu6632 it's just that people didn't understand mechanics that well during early days so diluc and qiqi were regarded as "best at their roles" and bennett and xiangling hadn't been noticed yet.
Just remember this everytime u see someone getting extremely lucky at pulls : "Those who are oblivious to the game always get what others wanted,while those who is so determined in the game will rarely get something worthwhile"
That is so true. Whenever I'm like I need a five star bam 3four star at the same time. But the moment I'm like God give a c3 Fischl or c6 Barbara and bam Klee.
my classmate is f2p and she got 4 legendaries in around 50-60 pulls, one of them were from pity, but what the fuck. in case ur wondering she got zhong li twice and qiqi twice ah yeah and there's me not pulling anything besides crappy 4 stars
@@afroduck9351 I did the same thing. Diluc, Zhongli, and Kequing with Albedo and c1 Jean after when his banner came out. I have Ganyu and Xiao after those banners.
Connor gangsta till he realize that diluc VA is Giorno's VA (Also Kaeya's VA is mista VA) Edit: there are achievements called golden experience requiem and stardust crusaders
Pls stop this is literally me ar 44 and 115 pulls and no foking 5 star character, the foking 5 star pity was a shet 5 star sword that needs refinements to be good and I have no characters that uses swords to welp fuk me
You're not alone. I'm literally waiting for my HDD to arrive before I play the locked stories and the new main quest just because I want to relive them again in the future.
Connor: "Lisa sucks!" Me: *looks at level difference* "I can see why." Also me: *after using a Lv 25 Amber to solo a Lv 43 Stormterror without food buffs* "Man, Amber really isn't that good."
I have been playing this game for two months straight and seeing Conner play this with no knowledge of how the game works with artifacts and constellations just makes me want to cry
@@poffydaisy5134 it's their account their game that's being playing at the expense of their time and giving the game clout so they can do whatever they want.
Why? I am not youtuber and never cared for the stupid stories that are 99% the same in eeevery game. Pretty much on most games I want to ski0 and is disrespectful to the people not to have skip button for the stories actually
Sorry this video is in 720p won't happen for the next videos. 🙇♀️
CDawgVA noice
Yes
Even the mighty Connor thinks paimon is fucking annoying
@@Dtr146 Well, she is. 😂
Bruh I can't even watch in 720p without buffering every 10 second
Lol, everyone in the beginning, "Why is there so much story?!"
Everyone at AR35: "WHERE IS THE STORY?!"
Connor: "I don't like story."
i mean the childe battle was epic af
@Sad Girl same
Lol true
I'm over AR35 and I still don't like stories, I skip them whenever I see them, if I end up can't figure the task out, I'll just go to RUclips rather than reading the stories
Connor is the guy who'd skip every cutscene then complain about how the game told him nothing about the story
*mOnKeY bRaIn iNtEnSiFiEs
he and arin from game grumps would be best friends
nah he wouldn't care either way
nah the cut scenes on genshin is just you know... boring
@@goingeast yeah sometimes they are....but sometimes they are really exhilarating!
* Connor pulling two 5 stars only on like ar 7 *
Me tryna not have a breakdown: *"this is fine. This is fine."*
I mean you literally cant pull on lower ar. More appropriate to say pull on FIRST 10X
I'm AR 34 and not even a shadow of 5 star in sight.
@@mhoursagala7832 ar 42 1 keqing :,D
Streamer luck fr
1 qiqi
Connor not noticing that Diluc's VA is the same as Giorno Giovannas?
And man your luck is making us depressed.
that would imply he actually listened to the cutscenes instead of monkey braining past any dialogue
And kaeya has mista's VA.
He knew, chat told him, he just probably didn't include any clue that he knew in the highlight.
Also same voice actor for Chongyun and Doppio in part 5
is this game just a jojo reference? so many va from jojo
*Gets Diluc and Qiqi on 1st rolls*
Everyone: 😃🔫
SAYS THE GUY WITH KAEYA ON HIS PF
@@theAnimeBoy16 dont really have to call me out like that 😭
@@emma_spiral_e5176 😓😓 sorry man, I'm just really salty in genshin rn. I'm on my 56th something room with no ganyu and this is my first banner in genshin. In Fgo, my luck is rn godlike, getting a rate up ssr in a multi. So yeah, it's kinda hard not to get mad. I'll even take a diluc at this point man. Just give me one first
@@theAnimeBoy16 hey you are doing great no need to apologise, it happens! keep your head up youll get the chrs you want
@@emma_spiral_e5176 I hope I could. This is my first banner in genshin and I'm going for pity....
Connor: *gets diluc in his first role*
Me: iM IN pAiNnNNnNnNnNnNnN
Connor: "rolls on beginner"
Call an ambulance
"Rolls Diluc"
But not for me.
Honestly the fact that I can permaflex on my other f2p friends because I rolled diluc on my second 10 roll is just lovely
@@khurelbatbayanbat7913 my friend pulled him in his first 10
I got him too :3 idk but yeah im still thinking why people want diluc cuz beudou has more dmg
Wtf
Me AR47: Wait, there is a chest behind that rock???!!!!
dude same
ar56 :/
ar 55 and i didnt know that too
I just know and i'm AR 50 lol
Me at AR 56:
gamer connor : i hate stories
hentai connor : aw yes stories
Connor is truly an enigma
Ah yes 666 likes
won'r like i can't destroy 669 like number lmao
nevermind 669 is a better number indeed.
Cuz we study culture
Connor should try Razor; he'd appreciate having a stand.
Fischl's jojo pose too
DIOna
Well diluc has the same voice as giorno so thats good enough
@@Azaleaaah And Kaeya has the same VA as Mista
@@cherub8802 and eng diluc has the same voice as mista
connor : plays a story game
also connor : WhY dOeS ThIS GamE hAvE so mUCH STORy
Also connor : review yaoi manga and talk about how great the story was
ngl, I'm salty how lucky he is despite basically giving little fucks about half the game's features.
@@neurofiedyamato8763 that's the thing about luck, the less they care the more they tend to be lucky... And it hurts to watch.
You mean Gacha game xD
@@Rajivrocks-Ltd. story game and gacha games aren't mutually exclusive. I mean look at fgo
idk if miHoYo targeting streamers given them free op characters or i am just the that unlucky
You’re just that unlucky and I feel your pain
Welcome to the boat 99% of Genshin players are: My luck sucks boat.
*NO RETURNING ONCE ONBOARD*
@@bluefrost8199 LET ME OUT LET ME OUUUUUT
Other people are also lucky but nobody knows that they are because they don’t stream it
You're just unlucky. I got the same luck as Connor. I just don't stream.
Connor literary got diluc in his first wish, im jealous 😭
I got Jean on my first and diluc on my 3rd
Bruh I got Razor on my first wish ;(
Beidou was my first
@@axsiph I got weapons 5 times and then I quit the game
I can't believe it, but I'm happy that Connor had diluc in his team! ☺😳
9:20 Rare footage of Tectone complimenting Qiqi.
Yeah he i was amazed at him saying no.1 healer and no1 dps ig either he is being sarcastic or Qiqi really was the best healer during that time
@@shu6632 She wasn't, but Tectone has always been crap at games.
@@shu6632 it's just that people didn't understand mechanics that well during early days so diluc and qiqi were regarded as "best at their roles" and bennett and xiangling hadn't been noticed yet.
@@KazumiyaEnthusiast ahh i see
@@Abedeuss she was the best healer during the time stop deluding yourself.
Literally got the most sought after characters in the first 3 pulls
I'm fucking fuming dude, been rolling for Diluc for two months now. Fuck that lmao
@@braindeadstonehead9500 I got Diluc on my 5 10 pull
I got Diluc on my 17th roll
Only 5 star i Got is Hu Tao on my 100+ pull
@@gambit476 I got venti in like 20
Just remember this everytime u see someone getting extremely lucky at pulls : "Those who are oblivious to the game always get what others wanted,while those who is so determined in the game will rarely get something worthwhile"
That is so true. Whenever I'm like I need a five star bam 3four star at the same time. But the moment I'm like God give a c3 Fischl or c6 Barbara and bam Klee.
it’s trew! i got kazuha in my 20th pull when all i wanted was rosaria.. he ruined my pity for baizhu.. sincerely wish i could give him away 👩🏽🦯
@@pumpkinfaerie IF IT EVER HAPPENS GIVE HIM TO ME PLS
Lilypichu's first multi got a venti.
"Does everyone get a free venti?"
The salt man
Dude, the so called 'streamer luck' was really proven real here holy shit
my classmate is f2p and she got 4 legendaries in around 50-60 pulls, one of them were from pity, but what the fuck. in case ur wondering she got zhong li twice and qiqi twice
ah yeah and there's me not pulling anything besides crappy 4 stars
+ she already had venti and another
@@afroduck9351 she's stealing your luck mate
@@afroduck9351 I did the same thing. Diluc, Zhongli, and Kequing with Albedo and c1 Jean after when his banner came out. I have Ganyu and Xiao after those banners.
aaah the memories , the day when diluc was considered the best DPS in the game ;(
literally😭
So true
And people literally wanting Qiqi... now is like 'Oh, no! Qiqi again!?'
Ikr
he had that luck because he didn't trigger the desire sensor.
What’s that?
@@lilylux5642 Wanting something causes the gacha to give you something you don't like.
@@redroman4214 huh? How does the Gacha detect that you want a certain character? Hear you voice or something?
@@lilylux5642 trust me it just knows
@@lilylux5642 New to gacha game?
I come back to this video once in a while for a good laugh
The intensity of him skipping dialogue is sending me. Lol.
"I don't care about the story"
Welp he will miss out on a lot.
Connor gangsta till he realize that diluc VA is Giorno's VA (Also Kaeya's VA is mista VA)
Edit: there are achievements called golden experience requiem and stardust crusaders
Where?
Also bennett VA is doppio VA
@@oussamaayadi8012 childe va is doppio too
Watching this in 4.3 update and everyone hyped about Qiqi is just funny 😂
connor read the 'story' when there's Lisa. that's something
If other characters called us a cutie maybe they wouldn't be skipped.
meanwhile kanae literally did 500+ pulls to get diluc
FR 💀
and his claymore lmao
Conner: "Mm I agree" *proceeds to mash skip like it's a quick time event*
I literally screamed when he rolled Diluc HOW IS HE SO LUCKY
Imagine never even getting a 5 star even though your at level 40
Edit: I just ended up paying 😭
Pls stop this is literally me ar 44 and 115 pulls and no foking 5 star character, the foking 5 star pity was a shet 5 star sword that needs refinements to be good and I have no characters that uses swords to welp fuk me
@@mikeruryuji1916 if you wanted the 5* character you should always roll on the event banner, can't get 5* weapons there
@@ambervalkerie9134 I just don’t have good luck, I’ve tried lol
Yeah, imagine don't have a 5 star on Ar 40+.
I only have skyward harp on 5 star pull
It took me more than 144 pulls to get a 5 star, at least It was Diluc
Connor would care a lot more about Diluc if he knew Diluc had the same seiyuu as Giorno
connor gettin diluc in the first try holy shit people are going to be out for his blood now
The amount of jealousy I felt when he got diluc so quickly I-
"Connor's IMPOSSIBLE Genshin Luck" *I WISH I HAD LUCK GOD DAHM IT-*
How the frick does he get Diluc and Qiqi on his 1st 10th draw and 3rd 10th Draw? While I got all supports? Like really full on support.
I only get the dps charas :(
Every time i go to sleep i pray to god for bennet, mona or at least some other c1 supports
God Conner your quality is worse than felixs'.
Felix's*
Bro legit used clash royale chest png
Hey Connor, diluc's VA also voiced giorno. You're welcome.
When you realize that the thumbnail is half clash royale chest
am i really the only one caring about the story?
You're not alone. I'm literally waiting for my HDD to arrive before I play the locked stories and the new main quest just because I want to relive them again in the future.
Yup. It’s crap bloat to sell characters.
@@craftycraff7938 nooo it really is a nice story. Especially when you've read the manga :c
@@leJindary122 I loved the manga! Too bad they didn't continue it.
@@DauntingRedemption true.
DAAAMN HE GOT THE BEST HEALER AND THE BEST DPS AND HE JUST STARTED, EPIC
So u not using the v-tuber thing....I'm not salty I'm not..
I'm not crying😭 like I'm fine
it's the onions, isn't it?
Pretty sure the genshin stream was before his vtuber stuff
Sorry about that, I’ll put the onions away
Connor: gets two 5* characters on his first two pulls
Also Connor: Don't touch the game ever again
Connor: "Lisa sucks!"
Me: *looks at level difference* "I can see why."
Also me: *after using a Lv 25 Amber to solo a Lv 43 Stormterror without food buffs* "Man, Amber really isn't that good."
Damn are you a masoor something? No judging, just curious cause this sounds like a nightmare.
@@biazacha It was.
That was on top of her having blue and purple artifacts, and a 4* bow.
Took me 26 min.
Lisa's amazing at oceanid so I leveled her solely for that
@@moonstone3054 Oceanid is easy.
I barely even have to move.
@@terrencenoran3233 Cool! I find it incredibly difficult aha.
How is he not going to give a fuck about the game but gets the best characters the first try
This man pull my husband Diluc on the first pull. I have never been so jealous in my entire life.
Connor: Why is there so much story in a story game.
Mihoyo: MAN WTF WE WANT YOUR MONEY
Me: Haha Funny Conner has good luck
I haven’t heard Lisa moan once, without my parents in the room
They got that good timing
Alternate title: Connor is always luck in gachas, the other 2 boys are always salty.
Ah the good old days where diluc was the best dps in the game and qiqi was loved by everyone
I can't wait for the boys to go full HAM on Connor for this on Trash Taste
Cannor: why is there so much story? I don't care!
Us in ar 40+ : you'll know what the real pain is. Just wait
“I have no friends yet”
Same bro same...
connor: skips game story
Everyone in the comments: 'and i took that personally'
And here I am at AR 30 surviving with 4-star characters because I can't get one 5-star xD
I did.
AR 24 and I got Childe and Beidou in the same roll.
@@terrencenoran3233 ar 43 and got 2 dilucs, jean, and venti
You''ll reach pity around AR35+ if u farm enough. I got mine around that AR
@@sola9219 you"ll reach pity at ar 25 if you just focus on 1 banner
U act like 4 star characters are bad
Kaeya Va : Mista
DILUC Va : Giorno
I'm noticing a pattern here
I didn't even know you were playing this too! Thanks for uploading this :)
Lol remember when Qiqi wasn’t considered a curse XD
Me : plays the game for the story and got bored after AR 40 because there's not even Charater story quests anymore
Conner : SKIPS THE STORY 😃
it's making me cry how much genshin has changed
The one who doesn't wants to play gets the best
FAX :')
I have been playing this game for two months straight and seeing Conner play this with no knowledge of how the game works with artifacts and constellations just makes me want to cry
Gritting Teeth* I’m SO Happy for you!
I wanna see Connor fight the crazy hard Ruin Guards quest.
After watching the Hèñtäî episode, I think we know Connor wishes lisa was his step mum
Qiqi then "best healer in the game"
Qiqi now, "best hated off banner 5-star"
She is still the best healer
The problem is healers are kinda trash now
@@hullball81 Bennett enters the chat
Me who is AR50 and with no Qiqi: 🥲
Watch Connor get addicted to Genshin like US. BTW CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW ZHONGLI MA BOI-
"Why would you, yourself want to be lucky right? When you can just watch me be lucky. That's the way I see it." -Connor 2020
true
3:03 that lil guy didn't try to stop you from killing yourself when you got on the edge of the bridge. Reason nº1 why BOTW will always be superior.
connor face and reaction seems genuinely unimpressed but he's probably playing for 12 hours that day
WHAT JUST HAPPENED!? How did he suddenly get XiangLing?!
This man has the power of protagonist on his side
@@calipupcorn3886 I wish i had that! xD
@@DrBanan431 lol u can get xiangling for free can you not?
@@betterhansin Wait what!? I have to do that challenge to get her xD
At AR20 when you clear spiral abyss floor 3-3 you get a free Xiangling iirc
9:25 "number 1 healer in the entire game" yeah sure
You're wrong Connor Paimon is a friend, also your missing the story.
He doesn’t care about story. He just wanna stabby stab
Emergency food shouldn't talk.
you mean... emergency food-chan? :D
5:11 Connor having a breakdown
Connor realized chat didn’t troll him
Connor : my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined
YOOO THE TRIO HAS FINALLY PLAYING GENSHIN IMPACT EMILY AND DAIDUS NOW CONNOR LETS GOO
Holy shit I’m so jealous
He seriously got Diluc in his first wish I-
Connor is kind of guy that Skip cutscene and
Connor: Oh this game has no content
Him: "Sorry this video is in 720p won't happen for the next videos."
Me: *watches in 144p*
Bro will skip cutscenes and then wonder what’s going on
Are you gonna pool for Zhongli?? Your voice + English Zhongli is gonna be a deadly combo
Nothing is better than Connor being confused becouse chat didint troll him
i dont know anything about genshin but still watching this
I love how this dude rolled one of the most sought out characters on his first roll
Gordon Ramsey be sweating at Connor's cooking skills.
"why is there so much story" damn idk maybe because that's one of the main points of the game 💀
my man is true fuckin monke
… im ar 50 and i had NO IDEA about the chest at the starting point wtf
Everybody : being cursed and having no 5 star characters
Connor : having diluc and qiqi first time playing
Connors luck is actually making me mad cuz he doesnt care about the story at all lmao i cant 🚶♀️
Ikr, youtubers who dont give a fuck about the story just make me angry, like that's so disrespectful
@@poffydaisy5134 it's their account their game that's being playing at the expense of their time and giving the game clout so they can do whatever they want.
Why? I am not youtuber and never cared for the stupid stories that are 99% the same in eeevery game. Pretty much on most games I want to ski0 and is disrespectful to the people not to have skip button for the stories actually
@@uwangelic i see, i understand now
@@lunamoon8493 Have a good day, Luna and lots of fun while playing :))))
I thought the monkey brain game is a joke. but, its actually real
ah yes watching other people be lucky- its depressing
my favorite part about genshin lets plays is how everyone immediately wants to deck paimon in the face
Connor Luck is incredible in Genshin. Probably his account has higher luck identifier in the user database. Great video, Liked and Subscribed.
I know it probably doesn't matter too much, but hearing the rust headshot noise when he was shooting hilichurls made me a little happy
Hello people from the past I'm here to ridicule Connors luck he lost 50/50 to qiqi lol
8:07 the best moment
fuck i almost died at this
Jesus H. Christ... this man be flexing here. Getting Diluc on his very first attempt... and on the beginner banner, no less. Dayum son!
Connor once again the main character plot kicks in and gets a 5 star diluc
Bruh how did he get Diluc so fast I don't even have him 😭
Not going to lie kind of miss the days of low ar