Schwerer Gustav - Rail Super Gun (Behemoth)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  7 лет назад +1967

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      @will6412 7 лет назад +19

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    • @jyozefu93
      @jyozefu93 7 лет назад +14

      big guns = big target

    • @Warmachine-un9ye
      @Warmachine-un9ye 7 лет назад +6

      Simple History you amazing people need to make a video on the colonial times

    • @jarkmush4054
      @jarkmush4054 7 лет назад +2

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    • @damosdamos3547
      @damosdamos3547 7 лет назад +1

      Simple History please do a video for the Averof ship

  • @N0n0b0dy
    @N0n0b0dy 5 лет назад +14913

    The recoil of this thing pushes earth back into a different season

    • @chrisreid5745
      @chrisreid5745 5 лет назад +171

      which season?

    • @chrisreid5745
      @chrisreid5745 5 лет назад +429

      AMERICA SEASON!

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 5 лет назад +592

      So hard that the Russia suddenly had Winter and German was Rekted

    • @__tadpole__8195
      @__tadpole__8195 5 лет назад +87

      It pushes it into a new orbit

    • @frankherman5195
      @frankherman5195 5 лет назад +61

      It also makes new fault line in earth's crust

  • @njossas274
    @njossas274 7 лет назад +720

    Simple History keep making these videos and keep up the great work!

    • @iancuPotcoava24
      @iancuPotcoava24 7 лет назад

      Sergeant Butter yuhuuuuu simple history pls make romania

  • @him050
    @him050 5 лет назад +1376

    Nice Maginot line you have there. Would be a shame if someone were to, go around it.

    • @TimDutch
      @TimDutch 5 лет назад +11

      Popular myth that is simply not true

    • @Jelkiin
      @Jelkiin 5 лет назад +1

      timdutch gaming ik vertrouw je niet m’n jong. Leugens zeg ik je leugens!

    • @TimDutch
      @TimDutch 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jelkiin ik raad je aan om world war 2 op te zoeken daar wordt betrouwbare informatie geleverd

    • @santinofernandezsilva5125
      @santinofernandezsilva5125 5 лет назад +41

      @@abdullahansari437 They failed still

    • @johnnypopulus5521
      @johnnypopulus5521 5 лет назад +19

      French: Maginot Line
      Rommel: 3 tanks & a motorcycle.

  • @kolegata1971
    @kolegata1971 4 года назад +1851

    - Hans!
    - Yes, sir.
    - What’s that thing up there?
    - That is the moon, sir.
    - I don’t like it. Too bright.
    - Say no more, sir.

    • @RealDavidChipman
      @RealDavidChipman 4 года назад +56

      Imagine if the shell actually got into orbit

    • @RealDavidChipman
      @RealDavidChipman 4 года назад +48

      January 2021: Germany begins remaking the Gustav Cannon

    • @yourmother3126
      @yourmother3126 4 года назад +18

      @WallBomber 67 well... have we even tried?

    • @yourmother3126
      @yourmother3126 4 года назад +6

      @WallBomber 67 that doesn’t answer my question sir

    • @knoxcool9657
      @knoxcool9657 4 года назад +8

      @@SurfbyShootin
      MISSION OBJECTIVE: SHOOT A HOLE THROUGH THE MOON

  • @Ricewarrior01
    @Ricewarrior01 5 лет назад +9499

    Germany back then: Takes 3 and a half days to reassemble a 1000+ ton rail way gun.
    My City today: takes 6 months to repair 50ft of asphalt.

    • @timh6792
      @timh6792 5 лет назад +436

      Ricewarrior01 So true, espaccialy when u live in Germany now😂😂

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 лет назад +221

      Even worse in my hometown. It takes ages if the road gets damaged to fix it.

    • @avelus5984
      @avelus5984 5 лет назад +159

      Because the government is lazy, I suppose.

    • @_scra9947
      @_scra9947 5 лет назад +436

      @@avelus5984 Thats the thing about dictatorships... they are evil but they work better

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 5 лет назад +217

      because you work faster under fear

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 5 лет назад +5178

    Imagine firing this gun and someone says, “you missed”

    • @hirkketan7775
      @hirkketan7775 5 лет назад +418

      It's easy to miss... think about it. At 40km away, missing by 1km is arctan(1/40) which is 1.432 degrees. For reference, that's 1/6th of what your second hand moves on the clock.

    • @raptormaverick4774
      @raptormaverick4774 5 лет назад +225

      Hirkke Tan
      Don’t forget about the possibility of wind moving the shell, even if the shell was heavy

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 5 лет назад +216

      I don't see how it's a big deal if you miss with this thing. Either you destroy what you intended to, or you destroy everything else that exists, which makes it easy to hit your target on the followup.

    • @vt3463
      @vt3463 5 лет назад +110

      The explosion alone if missed would hurt the morale of the enemy troops but it would cause panic but my opinion is they wasted resources and could have used there resources better much like the death star but what do I know

    • @TheZINGularity
      @TheZINGularity 5 лет назад +18

      Also the temperature of the gunpowder changed its ballistics due to the amount and distance of shot, so they had to make sure it was the same temperature every time

  • @t.knotto8942
    @t.knotto8942 7 лет назад +3112

    Can't wait to duel wield these in the next Wolfenstein game lol

    • @sn1pertoaster
      @sn1pertoaster 7 лет назад +91

      Thats actually hilarious

    • @brezbeth66
      @brezbeth66 7 лет назад +41

      It’s probably gonna happen

    • @Lukas-zv3gi
      @Lukas-zv3gi 6 лет назад +74

      Would be cooler if there was a mission to sabotage the gun/use it against the Nazis.

    • @stevencolor3389
      @stevencolor3389 6 лет назад +50

      Now that's a BFG

    • @xavierisback8649
      @xavierisback8649 6 лет назад +1

      T.Knotto

  • @realunit33
    @realunit33 3 года назад +4684

    “Thomas was tired of all the other trains making fun of him”

    • @Ubster
      @Ubster 3 года назад +98

      Genius

    • @MrAsianPie
      @MrAsianPie 3 года назад +138

      Pumped up chassis

    • @Ricefarmr
      @Ricefarmr 3 года назад +42

      I died laughing

    • @tht14t42
      @tht14t42 3 года назад +25

      @@Ricefarmr same😂

    • @dimitrypetrenko3470
      @dimitrypetrenko3470 3 года назад +68

      "all the other trains with a pumped up tracks,better run better run,outrun my gun
      all the other trains with a pumped up kicks,better run better,faster than a shell"

  • @punman5392
    @punman5392 5 лет назад +1375

    Each shell had to be fired in a specific order, as with each firing the bore of the gun barrel would widen slightly. Therefore, in order to maintain a gas seal down the barrel each shell was slightly larger than the one before it

    • @RaidianaS
      @RaidianaS 5 лет назад +73

      Matt Bowen dear god...

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 5 лет назад +123

      And I’d imagine the German engineers knew this prior to firing the first time.

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 5 лет назад +39

      It was the Paris gun that had numbered shells. Not the Gustave.

    • @petez470
      @petez470 5 лет назад +16

      Like your mom...

    • @smm482
      @smm482 5 лет назад +5

      Awesome info. Thanks

  • @ianshi3126
    @ianshi3126 5 лет назад +2896

    Somebody followed the ikea manual correctly

    • @kingkksama5140
      @kingkksama5140 5 лет назад +1

      Ian Shi what

    • @cjl-uda4048
      @cjl-uda4048 5 лет назад +17

      KingKksama3609 what part of that joke did you not get?

    • @kingkksama5140
      @kingkksama5140 5 лет назад +1

      Charlie Layton nah i meant TFFFFFF

    • @peekster0
      @peekster0 5 лет назад +15

      Germans follow instructions well. Fact.

    • @dba4292
      @dba4292 5 лет назад +6

      Ikea is Swedish though. Jokes doesn't make a whole lotta sense being that Ikea is Swedish.

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 лет назад +2365

    BOOM
    "Artiller, lower the aim, you hit the moon"

  • @andreasklebrigtierschutzve5923
    @andreasklebrigtierschutzve5923 3 года назад +554

    WW1: Stalemate between France and Germany
    20 years later
    Hitler: Fields of Verdun? More like Crater of Verdun

  • @marimon2831
    @marimon2831 7 лет назад +3737

    This was practically a Death Star

  • @GnosticOrthodoxChurch
    @GnosticOrthodoxChurch 7 лет назад +11307

    thomas the tank engines angrier cousin

    • @MrBlipman
      @MrBlipman 7 лет назад +139

      LOL seems true

    • @alexnavarrete3901
      @alexnavarrete3901 7 лет назад +79

      Rocky the railway gun vs thomas? Ha! Give me a break!

    • @alexnavarrete3901
      @alexnavarrete3901 7 лет назад +6

      I just said that out of nowhere:]

    • @vito7428
      @vito7428 7 лет назад +100

      It's Thomas's angry German cousin.

    • @pingwenhung8327
      @pingwenhung8327 7 лет назад +68

      Thomas the Bunker buster

  • @noclip8145
    @noclip8145 6 лет назад +2877

    1934: Germany builds superweapon.
    2934: Germany builds Deathstar.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 лет назад +119

      3914: germany builds a weapon capable of piercing 1000 miles of solid rock

    • @_scra9947
      @_scra9947 5 лет назад +75

      well if somebody will ever build it, i guess we do. We also invented TV, PC, Rocket, tze car and several important things so i guess a death star is easy to make. I will call krupp and H&K tomorrow

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 лет назад +61

      4934: Germany builds a weapon with the recoil of a dieing star

    • @TeachersDaily
      @TeachersDaily 5 лет назад +51

      3915 Germany absorbed an entire Sun fired it to Russia. Russia is missing.

    • @ducminhtran5403
      @ducminhtran5403 5 лет назад +22

      lolbosss1325 5934:Germany builds the Starkiller

  • @bigsmoke5234
    @bigsmoke5234 4 года назад +823

    * Hitler looking at france on his computer *
    * Hitler presses delete on the keyboard *

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 7 лет назад +516

    Before she became an explorer, Dora was the second rail super gun the Germans had in WW2

    • @vbh_23
      @vbh_23 7 лет назад +2

      Ocirne Dranyer lol

    • @nosco4374
      @nosco4374 7 лет назад +4

      lol I died as well

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 7 лет назад +13

      she was studied by soviets later on and was released in 1991!

    • @linusbao8650
      @linusbao8650 5 лет назад +2

      underated comment

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 5 лет назад

      @@linusbao8650 actually no. yea, both are named dora, so.. wow.
      "Dora the Exploder" would have been funnier.

  • @buntaichosaber3121
    @buntaichosaber3121 5 лет назад +1027

    Imagine being a scout and you spot that monstrosity firing at your homelands... Truly a terrifying sight.

    • @BR4IN1N4J4R
      @BR4IN1N4J4R 5 лет назад +45

      I would bet your boots would be filled with liquid terror and your trousers recolored to brown

    • @CHEF-55457
      @CHEF-55457 4 года назад +28

      The equivalent of the AT-AT's fearsome reputation...

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 4 года назад +14

      Eh, if you have any air support the thing is a massive target. It's slow, can't maneuver, and if you missed it as long as you hit the tracks it's dead in the water. Like most "Super weapons" it's a waste of resources to make a giant target like that when you could have built a lot more conventional weapons instead.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 года назад +1

      RAMEREZ GET THE BAZOOKA

    • @AdolfTrumpler
      @AdolfTrumpler 3 года назад

      CrashB111 exactly lol. Imagine if the Germans had T-34s

  • @wommyu
    @wommyu 6 лет назад +987

    imagine *SCHWERER GUSTAV* as an thomas and friends chararter

    • @kingwolf5534
      @kingwolf5534 6 лет назад +60

      Wommy U Thomas's veteran cousin.

    • @T0anto
      @T0anto 6 лет назад +11

      Omfg 😂😂

    • @aceorcusham2870
      @aceorcusham2870 6 лет назад +18

      I want it to be...SO THOMAS CAN BE BLOWN UP!

    • @lioubastoupakova3770
      @lioubastoupakova3770 6 лет назад +22

      Thomas’s grandpa

    • @flash98449
      @flash98449 6 лет назад +5

      YOU HAVE CAUSED BATTLE OF BERLIN AND DEPRESSION

  • @TyphoonTYUIOP
    @TyphoonTYUIOP 4 года назад +4981

    Godzilla could probably use this thing like a sniper rifle.

    • @MM-xj3xl
      @MM-xj3xl 4 года назад +100

      Good one

    • @enriquecartas9922
      @enriquecartas9922 4 года назад +263

      More like a pistol

    • @ijaxiniu7388
      @ijaxiniu7388 4 года назад +109

      @@enriquecartas9922 more like a kolibri

    • @kaiser_Haux
      @kaiser_Haux 4 года назад +146

      Godzilla with his own little Luger

    • @ijaxiniu7388
      @ijaxiniu7388 4 года назад +34

      @@kaiser_Haux kolibri is smaller than the luger

  • @aldofitla6657
    @aldofitla6657 4 года назад +2847

    Speer : " 4000 men to operate, extremely low rate of fire, extremely vulnerable to air attack. Impractical."
    Hitler : " i want two "

    • @musicsyndrome1413
      @musicsyndrome1413 4 года назад +48

      I think there was a way to protect that things from air assaults

    • @averagewikipediaenthusiast3088
      @averagewikipediaenthusiast3088 4 года назад +74

      @@musicsyndrome1413 More men.

    • @electricvancompany3847
      @electricvancompany3847 4 года назад +137

      @@musicsyndrome1413 yes, it was called not leaving Goring in charge of the airforce

    • @bogi2557
      @bogi2557 4 года назад +3

      Why would you call it speer

    • @generalgta3528
      @generalgta3528 4 года назад +3

      @@bogi2557 Wait, what do you mean? Please reply!

  • @cantinadudes
    @cantinadudes 5 лет назад +3122

    Imagine a tank so big that the schwerer Gustav could be the turret

    • @sosomadman
      @sosomadman 5 лет назад +79

      METAL GEAR!

    • @jims2267
      @jims2267 5 лет назад +25

      I can imagine this vary thing. I have read a scifi book that had a 16 in gun off a BB on a tracked vehicle but it would have been classed as a self propelled gun and not a tank.

    • @chocho6766
      @chocho6766 5 лет назад +89

      @PrinzVonLangdelberg the recoil will sink the ship lmao

    • @theoreticallyspeaking3377
      @theoreticallyspeaking3377 5 лет назад +25

      @PrinzVonLangdelberg it would be too vulnerable to air strike to be of any value on a ship.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 5 лет назад +32

      @@theoreticallyspeaking3377 Simple solution: shoot the giant gun straight upwards and destroy the very concept of the sky. Then aircraft have nowhere to fly and your ridiculous ship-gun is safe.

  • @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232
    @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232 4 года назад +3112

    Fun fact: this cannon completely obliterated a bunker that was 10 meters deep in the earth.

    • @Trainer_Ruffles
      @Trainer_Ruffles 3 года назад +272

      i think it also had 9 meters of concrete and it was underwater

    • @a_furry_owo4437
      @a_furry_owo4437 3 года назад +40

      Wut...

    • @learningthroughpain.7215
      @learningthroughpain.7215 3 года назад +220

      @@a_furry_owo4437 I believe talk is about sevastapool, this gun have hit a munition bunker and blew up the entire bunker. If I'm not mistaken.

    • @nikolauz3162
      @nikolauz3162 3 года назад +28

      Not for that poor bunker

    • @Chase_baker_1996
      @Chase_baker_1996 3 года назад +9

      HOLY $@#T 😯😯😯😯😯

  • @berkleyhuffman48
    @berkleyhuffman48 3 года назад +377

    Germany: "We want a super weapon to destroy the Maginot Line"
    Also Germany: *Goes around the Mahinot Line*

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 3 года назад +13

      @Real Aiglon bro it’s one misspell chill out

    • @atlassian76
      @atlassian76 3 года назад +8

      @Real Aiglon yeah chill

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 3 года назад +5

      @Duplizapper what?

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 Год назад

      @eightfootsativa6197 that was 1 year ago bro💀💀

  • @GamesCooky
    @GamesCooky 5 лет назад +1931

    Hitler: "Mein's bigger than yours!"

    • @tropsele
      @tropsele 5 лет назад +76

      Meiner ist größer als deiner. (Real german)

    • @mafistowaltz4857
      @mafistowaltz4857 5 лет назад +2

      ya/ pretty much

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 5 лет назад +24

      Do you think he was compensating for something?

    • @chrisidoo
      @chrisidoo 5 лет назад +13

      @@userdetails1 His lack of two balls, I'd guess.

    • @cannedtuna6114
      @cannedtuna6114 5 лет назад +2

      @@chrisidoo He only had 1 shot off during ww1

  • @AndiixAndii
    @AndiixAndii 5 лет назад +5072

    Engineers: How big should the artillery gun be?
    Germans: Yes.

    • @oshanew9941
      @oshanew9941 5 лет назад +24

      Engineers: be gun artillery the should big how?
      Germans: sey.
      Me: that how you sound making a childish meme or joke. Dont @ me

    • @oshanew9941
      @oshanew9941 5 лет назад +6

      @@jeanpg9007 I was having respect for you... until you said "so, just shut up" now that sounds juvenile, so keep talking.

    • @drsebastian2288
      @drsebastian2288 5 лет назад +6

      Jeanpg900 I respect every word you said👋

    • @Biggest_Superhuman
      @Biggest_Superhuman 5 лет назад +4

      JA*

    • @smpgeek
      @smpgeek 5 лет назад +6

      @@oshanew9941 salted crisps

  • @onetokatman7293
    @onetokatman7293 7 лет назад +199

    I live in essen germany. You can still see the old facilitys and the villa hügel by the krupp family. There are big historical places but, 80 percent of germany dont even know what krupp is although it was the biggest enginering factory in the world.

    • @VadanManadis
      @VadanManadis 6 лет назад +13

      Well because most ppl. know it under the name thyssenkrupp.

    • @robby844
      @robby844 6 лет назад +1

      Funny cuz theyre still in business....

    • @arktossgaming5936
      @arktossgaming5936 6 лет назад +12

      I know it... My father alswys told me: "Du bist ein halber westfalen, also bist du Hart wie Krupp Stahl". Till the 11th grade I didn't know it was a reference taken from the Hitler youth :"Hart wie Krupp Stahl, zäh wie Leder, schnell wie Windhunde".

    • @generalkenobi1972
      @generalkenobi1972 5 лет назад

      @@arktossgaming5936 wow.. das ist ziemlich cool

    • @zeelazeepootatoostephen1423
      @zeelazeepootatoostephen1423 5 лет назад

      @@robby844 thank you for your good grammar

  • @dUFGoLZ
    @dUFGoLZ 3 года назад +1564

    "What caliber does this new gun have?"
    "Caliber 80."
    "80 millimeters seems very low for an artillery?"
    "Who's talking about millimeters?"
    Edit: Wow, this comment has more likes than the cannon has millimeters. Thank you :)

  • @countgeekula3046
    @countgeekula3046 5 лет назад +255

    This feels like the historical inspiration for the death star.

    • @countgeekula3046
      @countgeekula3046 5 лет назад +16

      Dora is Death Star II

    • @nczioox1116
      @nczioox1116 3 года назад +9

      The Yamato being taken out by small planes is similar to how the death star was taken out by xwings

    • @microsoftsamreloaded3558
      @microsoftsamreloaded3558 3 года назад +10

      The entire idea of nazism was a historical inspiration for the Empire on Star Wars

    • @ElijahGamin
      @ElijahGamin 2 года назад +5

      Stormtroopers were inspired by German stormtroopers. Seems possible

  • @key8711
    @key8711 7 лет назад +2214

    So... it was basically the Death Star of WW2?

  • @bendover245
    @bendover245 5 лет назад +1785

    Me: I hate school it's so boring
    Also me: *watches simple history for hours*

    • @corylemons7242
      @corylemons7242 5 лет назад +64

      Ben dover cause it’s history and history is never boring.

    • @AlucardHellsing-ct4ej
      @AlucardHellsing-ct4ej 5 лет назад +45

      School sucks history is fascinating

    • @shahranmahmood3366
      @shahranmahmood3366 5 лет назад +26

      Simply history: Look at me, I am the school now.

    • @jame248
      @jame248 5 лет назад

      Alucard Hellsing7800 yeah

    • @poodlescone9700
      @poodlescone9700 5 лет назад +15

      No teacher will teach you how to calculate the ballistic trajectory of a 7 ton artillery shell.
      Party poopers.

  • @Eli-ds3wh
    @Eli-ds3wh 4 года назад +154

    Schwerer Gustav: takes 3+ days to assemble
    Me: *Hold my LEGO commercial*

    • @nightfall-8891
      @nightfall-8891 3 года назад +12

      *Build the massive railway cannon*
      *HEY!!!!!*
      *Build the cannon, load the shell*
      *Take aim, fire!!*

  • @game_generation
    @game_generation 6 лет назад +591

    That's one thicc gun.

  • @WEEGEEV1RUS
    @WEEGEEV1RUS 7 лет назад +96

    My favorite conceal carry firearm.

    • @itsKNR
      @itsKNR 7 лет назад +13

      not really...its just a single shot gun and a bit on the heavy side. I carry a warship.

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 7 лет назад +5

      You guys are living in the dark ages, i was able to get a Death star no problem

    • @WEEGEEV1RUS
      @WEEGEEV1RUS 7 лет назад +3

      DJ Statyk gotta get me one of those someday for squirrel hunting.

  • @foxmoulder7724
    @foxmoulder7724 7 лет назад +136

    whats more dangerous about it is the quickscopers atop the cannon

    • @svrona7696
      @svrona7696 7 лет назад +3

      Its actually really sad that only three of us understood the COD ww2 reference...

    • @JinxThe13th
      @JinxThe13th 7 лет назад

      Fox Moulder I was hoping I'd see a comment like this

    • @johnnynewsome2265
      @johnnynewsome2265 5 лет назад

      @Braedyn Roberts It's 3 again

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 4 года назад +757

    Hitler: "Make me a gun"
    "Guy: "How big do you want it?"
    Hitler: "Yes"

  • @bayufadhilla8685
    @bayufadhilla8685 6 лет назад +694

    When flamethrower wasn't enough to bring down nastiest centipede or spider
    GUSTAV BRING OUT THE RAILGUN

    • @ainzooalgownoverlord8913
      @ainzooalgownoverlord8913 5 лет назад +6

      It Wasent a railgun it was a super cannon.

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 5 лет назад +4

      @@ainzooalgownoverlord8913 its a gun on tails so that = railgun

    • @gidoiurafael
      @gidoiurafael 5 лет назад +11

      @@tripwire3992 sorry bout this but they're two different things
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_gun

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT 5 лет назад +8

      @@tripwire3992 Nope, a railgun shoots projectiles using magnetic propulsion.

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 5 лет назад +7

      Its just that a railway gun and a railgun are 2 things.
      A railway gun is simply a hugeass gun put on tracks to carry it.
      A railgun use lorenz force to accelerate a projectile at absurd velocities, all the while only needing a stupid quantity of energy to fire.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 года назад +468

    "Prussia was not a country with an army, but an army with a country."
    Germany was not a country with a Gustav, Gustav was artillery with a country attached

  • @harpi3959
    @harpi3959 6 лет назад +1333

    so it's called Dora the exploder??!!

  • @lordmarshal3799
    @lordmarshal3799 4 года назад +496

    "Remember Thomas, no jews on Sodor." Said The Fat Controller.

    • @daylightman8459
      @daylightman8459 4 года назад +10

      First of all, The island of Sodor is part of the UK and is a mile offshore of Barrow-in-Furness and second, The locomotives never were even part of the war.

    • @lordmarshal3799
      @lordmarshal3799 4 года назад +35

      @@daylightman8459 I know that mate, I've been watching Thomas for years... This comment is just a terrible joke.

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 3 года назад +2

      @@lordmarshal3799 I have been there

    • @kingofthepod5169
      @kingofthepod5169 3 года назад +3

      Fun fact, Thomas was written by a Reverend named Awdry.

    • @daylightman8459
      @daylightman8459 3 года назад +2

      DONT THINK YOU CAN IMPRESS ME WITH KNOWLEDGE I ALREADY KNOW MAN! YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A HARDCORE RWS AND TTTE FAN!!

  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  7 лет назад +143

    What WW2 Behemoths do you want to see next?

  • @simohayho8622
    @simohayho8622 5 лет назад +728

    Allied be all gangsta 47 kilometers away until Reich pulls out their Schwerer Gustav Super Railgun

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 5 лет назад +15

      And the axis Gangsta til the Allies bomb this big, slow piece of crap into smithereens

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 лет назад +3

      Rail super gun

    • @simohayho8622
      @simohayho8622 5 лет назад +40

      @@ChromeTecNina allied bombers be all gangsta until Luftwaffe shows up

    • @simohayho8622
      @simohayho8622 5 лет назад +13

      @@lolbosss lets just agree that its a big fucking gun

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 5 лет назад +2

      @@simohayho8622 yeah but like... we actually know what happens already because it played out 70 years ago lol

  • @JackHandelman
    @JackHandelman 3 года назад +96

    “Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading”

    • @colton1325
      @colton1325 3 года назад +1

      Reloading your heavy machine gun is faster then reloading the cannon

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 2 года назад +4

      @@colton1325 Nah reloading all Turrets on a battleship is faster than reloading this behemoth

    • @danielkubicek1323
      @danielkubicek1323 2 года назад

      Hit your enemies with this cannon, and don't worry about the reload time.

  • @farhanatashiga3721
    @farhanatashiga3721 7 лет назад +593

    Now this is my kind of gun.

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 7 лет назад +10

      It was a dumb over-sized weapon that was barely useful, and definitely wasn't worth its salt, you sure you want to identify with that?

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 7 лет назад

      *Pimpa Licious:* He probably does "identify" with his wunderwaffe "gun." We'd have to ask the ladies for an objective opinion.

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 7 лет назад

      +Christopher Noel well. maybe it's more a representation of what he wants, it's often said that most people who obsess over big guns are overcompensating for their tiny dicks

    • @ryanlikesdietcoke
      @ryanlikesdietcoke 7 лет назад

      Yes

    • @knesrevi
      @knesrevi 7 лет назад +7

      He just said he liked the power of it i guess. Everyone just replies with calling him naive and small dong'ed. Despite the impracticality the Gustav was still amazing.

  • @nosco4374
    @nosco4374 7 лет назад +890

    That's a big gun

  • @emperorblack3409
    @emperorblack3409 5 лет назад +103

    imagine flying in a plane and seeing a shell from this thing fly right past you

    • @FlyLeah
      @FlyLeah 5 лет назад +14

      Probably bigger than the planes flown that day

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 года назад +12

      The shockwaves would knock everyone on board on concious

  • @Magnetic_Madman
    @Magnetic_Madman 3 года назад +271

    I feel like this is the closest humans have ever gotten to making a Metal Gear

    • @marianodenisvega4323
      @marianodenisvega4323 3 года назад +23

      Otacon: Hitler doesn't need the whole Rex, he only needs the rail gun!

    • @ayanbanerjee6161
      @ayanbanerjee6161 3 года назад +1

      Actually kinda similar to the shagohod

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 2 года назад

      Pretty good 👉👉

    • @MrGhozt
      @MrGhozt 2 года назад +1

      A mix of the Shagohod with the weapon of the REX/ST-84's railgun

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter Год назад +5

      *THEY HAVE A METAL GEAR, HERE?*
      "Sir what is a Metal Gear"

  • @4n4rch1st7
    @4n4rch1st7 5 лет назад +306

    Looks like von stoheim was right
    “German science is ze best in ze world”

  • @theyedmeister6981
    @theyedmeister6981 7 лет назад +79

    The gustav, aka the ww2 version of the death star laser.

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 лет назад +1700

    "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?" - Shrek

    • @yaz2928
      @yaz2928 7 лет назад +45

      RebelBeamMaster X84 Their small numbers. The Allies relied on numbers to win the war, the Germans relied on doctrine and technology instead.

    • @rebelbeammasterx8472
      @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 лет назад +54

      This gun was heavily inefficient and ineffective. Yes one very big and slow round was fired, but that only destroyed one thing. When with all that man power and metal, you could've made a bunch of more practical tanks and infantry.
      It's a paper panther.

    • @lonleylurker281
      @lonleylurker281 7 лет назад +4

      OOHHHHHHH BURN

    • @kayohi576
      @kayohi576 7 лет назад +1

      OwO what's this

    • @epicguy5005
      @epicguy5005 7 лет назад

      B T F O

  • @ottorodwell8925
    @ottorodwell8925 4 года назад +56

    - "you see that convoy there?"
    - "yes commandant"
    - " I don't want to"
    - "Aiming at target"

  • @asdasdasdasd8970
    @asdasdasdasd8970 5 лет назад +86

    1930's French and British officials: "I'm sure there's a perfectally good explanation for this 1350 ton artillary piece, nothing to be concerned about whatsoever"

  • @CricketTheHivewing
    @CricketTheHivewing 6 лет назад +279

    The brand new german *light tank!!!*

  • @justinfiebig8847
    @justinfiebig8847 7 лет назад +83

    This gun was a logistical nightmare, but you cant say it wasnt badass

    • @mishatolkachev796
      @mishatolkachev796 7 лет назад +2

      Justin Fiebig the probles was with when it hit the land. It would go undeeneath and explode there, so it would not injury anyone

  • @googane7755
    @googane7755 3 года назад +43

    Imagine being such a huge land vehicle that you need an entire dockyard to assemble.

    • @nursestoyland
      @nursestoyland 2 года назад +1

      @Googane
      Ratta tank: am I a joke to you?

  • @jabarabo7728
    @jabarabo7728 7 лет назад +413

    A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!

    • @murderousintent7838
      @murderousintent7838 6 лет назад +24

      shoot a metal gear with this and there will be no more metal gear

    • @randomstranger_3
      @randomstranger_3 6 лет назад +5

      I was thinking of writing this meme but then I found this. Was thinking the same thing.

    • @Aaaaa69999
      @Aaaaa69999 6 лет назад +8

      METAL GEAR??!!?

    • @DangoBaIango
      @DangoBaIango 6 лет назад +4

      PSHYCO MANTIS?!

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 6 лет назад +3

      @@DangoBaIango NANOMACHINES!?

  • @cyberneticscore41
    @cyberneticscore41 4 года назад +232

    imagine there are sound like this after shoot.
    "we didn't even scratch them"
    "richochet"
    "we didn't penetrate them"

  • @topsekrit9836
    @topsekrit9836 6 лет назад +221

    0:00 (pause)Damn, that gun blasted those men of...

  • @dinomaster297
    @dinomaster297 2 года назад +1

    *Talented calligraphy, funny characters have no words to describe. It's really a good and very entertaining cartoon, wish everyone a very healthy new day*

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 7 лет назад +614

    Dora was a giant gun.

    • @ncrveteranranger9126
      @ncrveteranranger9126 7 лет назад +20

      Gerardo Reyes and boots was a nambu pistol xd

    • @Governor2310
      @Governor2310 7 лет назад +15

      Gerardo Reyes I thought she a blue fish with short term memory loss.

    • @ncrveteranranger9126
      @ncrveteranranger9126 7 лет назад

      Matthew Jarvis oh boy, you just cant make up comments like yours...

    • @ncrveteranranger9126
      @ncrveteranranger9126 7 лет назад +1

      a cat omae wa mou shinderou!!!

    • @vito7428
      @vito7428 7 лет назад +2

      minutemen soldier NANI!?

  • @viperzx4157
    @viperzx4157 7 лет назад +141

    Hitler: I'm bored
    Lieutenant: Same, watcha wanna do?
    Hitler: Let's build a giant flak cannon

    • @yes-tw8df
      @yes-tw8df 7 лет назад +1

      Viperzx :D is your channel description ironic?

    • @viperzx4157
      @viperzx4157 7 лет назад +1

      Is it because I play COD?

    • @nikolosm2632
      @nikolosm2632 7 лет назад +12

      It's not a flak cannon.

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 7 лет назад +5

      I get the joke, but *Nikolos M* is correct; Flak is short for Flugzeugabwehrkanone, or "aircraft-defense cannon".

    • @viperzx4157
      @viperzx4157 7 лет назад +1

      Nikolos M I know that, but it kinda looks like one, but with a longer barrel

  • @american27
    @american27 7 лет назад +1322

    Just imagine the possibilities if they gave me this in Africa...

    • @alexkung8201
      @alexkung8201 7 лет назад +153

      Erwin Rommel haha, I think you'd reject it as an unnecessary drain on your limited manpower and material!

    • @tingang31
      @tingang31 7 лет назад +9

      God...Erwin would have capture north africa... I didn't want that. Anyone reinforce me in Africa pls.

    • @greenlegs686
      @greenlegs686 7 лет назад +4

      Wait aren't you dead

    • @travis320
      @travis320 7 лет назад +3

      Lol hello again fren

    • @henryrhu7457
      @henryrhu7457 7 лет назад +8

      Shooting sand?

  • @biornobiovanna2882
    @biornobiovanna2882 4 года назад +133

    Teacher:Okay class,we're gonna learn about trains.
    Girls:Ugh it's so boring!
    Boys:

  • @mils2238
    @mils2238 7 лет назад +1283

    And that's the power of German engineering

    • @drparagon4140
      @drparagon4140 7 лет назад +108

      Mils GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

    • @Governor2310
      @Governor2310 7 лет назад +159

      Herobrinevsgaming2 if the Germans won then we would be so scientifically advanced.

    • @Daybreaker7826
      @Daybreaker7826 7 лет назад +20

      Matthew Jarvis you ignorant they lost cause they were being invaded by all super powers

    • @qwertykeys6140
      @qwertykeys6140 7 лет назад +3

      Mils they should have used this on aomething else.

    • @keyboardwarrior0082
      @keyboardwarrior0082 7 лет назад +51

      BrandonTG Even modern technology of the most countrys today is copied from the German reich.

  • @meatburger6910
    @meatburger6910 5 лет назад +78

    On the railway they came as they ended all the fun, Thomas the train and his friend Gustav, the rail way gun.

  • @lukasmarkovic8108
    @lukasmarkovic8108 7 лет назад +6

    THIS HAS BECOME MY FAVORITE THING ON RUclips I LOVE ITTT

  • @noticemesenpai69
    @noticemesenpai69 4 года назад +86

    “YOU FOOL! GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!”

    • @GENERALGONKDROID
      @GENERALGONKDROID 4 года назад +9

      Is this a jojo reference?

    • @Thomas-te2lg
      @Thomas-te2lg 3 года назад +1

      @@GENERALGONKDROID Yes.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 года назад +6

      BRAAAKAAA MONOGA! DOITSO NO ENJINERIJU WA SEKAI ICHI!

    • @joshuaplotkin8826
      @joshuaplotkin8826 3 года назад

      I hated that. Who makes an SS death squad officer one of the heroes?

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 года назад +3

      @@joshuaplotkin8826 Araki, the chad

  • @dankdark974
    @dankdark974 7 лет назад +68

    Thomas the Tank Engine's older cousin, Gustav the Railway Gun.

    • @Simplehistory
      @Simplehistory  7 лет назад +6

      I was thinking of putting thomas the tank engine in the thumbnail XD

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema 7 лет назад

      Simple History Can you make a video about the Dutch marines, please?

  • @arcsabre3253
    @arcsabre3253 5 лет назад +631

    So basically this was where George Lucas got the idea for the 'Death Star"..

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 4 года назад +23

      Nah, more like this is where he got the idea for the AT-AT

    • @shocktroooer3455
      @shocktroooer3455 4 года назад +8

      at at was different but those large shooting laser in attack of the clones

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 4 года назад +4

      Actually German weapons inspired a couple of things in SW

    • @fullysickshuffler666
      @fullysickshuffler666 4 года назад +9

      Fun fact the Death Star like most of Star Wars is slightly copied from ww2, George got the idea from the atomic bombs of ww2. Just scaling it up to the first planet destroying weapon instead of the first city destroying weapon that the atomic bomb was

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 4 года назад

      I came here from a video about the death star just now, because the comments there said exactly this lol.

  • @tvnja
    @tvnja 4 года назад +83

    Imagine being on the other side. You couldn't even sleep thinking that this could pierce through your bunker ceiling at any moment.

    • @Maqpex
      @Maqpex Год назад +3

      It happened, it perfored a 9m below ground bunker with a 60cm concrete thick bunker and blew it up entirely because somehow the explosion was so massive the pressure probaly made the bunker crumble.

  • @Commando_Arc
    @Commando_Arc 3 года назад +28

    Imagine just being an allied solider and hearing the Thomas the tank engine theme in the distance getting louder and louder as it gets closer until you see the shell impact in front of you.

  • @zeerryeerr9263
    @zeerryeerr9263 7 лет назад +124

    Dorra, Dorra, Dorra, the Destroyer!

  • @kaihiwatarigaming
    @kaihiwatarigaming 5 лет назад +150

    "There's no greater machine than man itself"
    - battlefield V

  • @AdaFear
    @AdaFear 5 лет назад +433

    0:00 All of the people standing on it just got yeeted to another dimension.
    (Pause video before you click 0:00 )

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 года назад +3

    I'm gonna use this as a reference for super artillery pieces when I'm gonna be drawing stuff

  • @philippc
    @philippc 7 лет назад +1196

    The Germans wasted a lot of effort on these "super weapons" that just turned out super impractical.

    • @MRB2580
      @MRB2580 7 лет назад +305

      It was mostly Hitler who called for them, all of his staff tried to tell him they were dumb ideas but uh... yeah.

    • @spruceclient8307
      @spruceclient8307 7 лет назад +9

      So True.

    • @DatTurboBrick
      @DatTurboBrick 7 лет назад +173

      I mean, impractical, but so cool!

    • @judahtirona9487
      @judahtirona9487 7 лет назад +19

      Reminds me of StarWars

    • @alexander.a6351
      @alexander.a6351 7 лет назад

      So true

  • @deusvult34
    @deusvult34 5 лет назад +2094

    Minecraft tnt cannons be like:

    • @thatoneguy7451
      @thatoneguy7451 4 года назад +48

      What you think your tnt cannon looks like:
      What it actually looks like: m.ruclips.net/video/tOXq3X5gl00/видео.html

    • @tombstonesoda9122
      @tombstonesoda9122 4 года назад +19

      That One Guy I had flashbacks before opening that link

    • @humberthagansayan773
      @humberthagansayan773 4 года назад +13

      My friend: make a French like country and built their own line of defense
      Me: Blitzkreig time with tnt cannons and crossbows with piercing IV and quick charge III

    • @thelegitdude_1232
      @thelegitdude_1232 4 года назад

      Your profile pic looks like one of my Discord buds his name is Crusader Joe

    • @deusvult34
      @deusvult34 4 года назад +1

      @@thelegitdude_1232 Im not him but hello to you good sir

  • @winterffly8390
    @winterffly8390 7 лет назад +25

    Now just think how loud that cannon would have sound.

    • @limmyk4943
      @limmyk4943 7 лет назад +1

      theres an old video in youtube of it but its hard to find

  • @duhfallenone8347
    @duhfallenone8347 4 года назад +7

    German: Makes Schwerer Gustav
    Nobody:
    Me: Did someone call an Earthshaker?

  • @Pimthrow
    @Pimthrow 7 лет назад +261

    My grandfather served on this Gun. He never talked of "schwerer Gustav". Just "Dora". I guess there were 2 guns constructed.

    • @schlopsker.mp5
      @schlopsker.mp5 7 лет назад +17

      Nifty Pimthrow my grandfather helped with Ohama in D-Day

    • @latergator4154
      @latergator4154 6 лет назад +34

      Nifty Pimthrow your grandpa is a cool guy:)

    • @adulthater7287
      @adulthater7287 6 лет назад +23

      Nifty Pimthrow my grand father was stalin😂

    • @DarthAzog
      @DarthAzog 6 лет назад +1

      my grandfather was no one

    • @WesleyKwong
      @WesleyKwong 6 лет назад +5

      My grandfather fought in ww2 in indochina against the japonese empire (he was a infrantry captain Chinese)

  • @IsoXable
    @IsoXable 7 лет назад +6

    Thank you SimpleHistory for featuring me ;)

  • @toastynarwhals186
    @toastynarwhals186 7 лет назад +38

    The rail gun was so strong it made the troops disappear into another dimension

  • @Charles_Smithe_UwU
    @Charles_Smithe_UwU 2 года назад +2

    Hans."
    "Yes sir."
    "What is that thing?"
    "Soviet union"
    "Shot at it!"
    "Yes sir"

  • @nicoaries8552
    @nicoaries8552 7 лет назад +142

    Yeah, it was impractical, it was a pain to set it up and it would destroy itself.
    But it was Awesome!

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 6 лет назад +6

      Nico Aries
      It was impractical and hard to set up, but it wasn’t self-destructive.
      Unlike some other wunderwaffen.

    • @WE-WUZZING-KANGS-N-SHEEOYT
      @WE-WUZZING-KANGS-N-SHEEOYT 2 года назад +1

      @@bkjeong4302 true but still very difficult to manovere

  • @firefighterstation3
    @firefighterstation3 5 лет назад +245

    This was Germany’s solution when they heard bob semples tank was going to be sent to the western front

    • @dinethaltmann9582
      @dinethaltmann9582 5 лет назад +14

      Gotta build something even more ridiculous

    • @jessieiscool0218
      @jessieiscool0218 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @AD-dm7bm
      @AD-dm7bm 5 лет назад +4

      Time to build a wooden tank and it’s weapons will be a kitchen knife. Time to build a even worse tank

    • @SlinkandMojo
      @SlinkandMojo 4 года назад +7

      This gun is pathetic compared to the Bob Semple Tank

    • @snowmanleblanc6053
      @snowmanleblanc6053 4 года назад +1

      So this is the origin of Bob the Builder..
      And Bobs Vegana

  • @emperorryanii
    @emperorryanii 4 года назад +80

    This is the Earth’s Death Star.

  • @NeoGaymer
    @NeoGaymer 2 года назад +1

    - Him : How many millimeters do u want my fuhrer
    - His fuhrer : Yes

  • @somerando3718
    @somerando3718 7 лет назад +20

    Honestly this weapon is entirely made for fear factor but completely impractical in every sense of the word

  • @_Tristen_
    @_Tristen_ 7 лет назад +30

    I have to admit germany had some fine engineers

    • @Dannybythebanana
      @Dannybythebanana 7 лет назад +3

      tristenMLG but it was impractical and expensive, if you need that many men to even operate the thing then it would've been better to just put those men to fight and use that steel for something else.

  • @PallasCat_
    @PallasCat_ 7 лет назад +9

    The inspiration for everyone’s *favorite* Call of Duty WW2 map!

    • @lucassteenbekkers3709
      @lucassteenbekkers3709 7 лет назад

      Ethan Shtifman it is mine though...

    • @PallasCat_
      @PallasCat_ 7 лет назад

      Springarc 1 I’m just saying that because it’s too big for many gamemodes and most people just camp on the gun itself in my experience of the map.

  • @lucatosi2933
    @lucatosi2933 4 года назад +5

    how you launch a 14,000lb projectile 29 miles is something i don’t think I’ll ever be able to wrap my mind around.

  • @ankithtirumala6259
    @ankithtirumala6259 5 лет назад +163

    ( Bomber pilots in WW2 )
    Pilot 1: “Yo I think I see the factory were supposed to bomb”
    Pilot 2: “What? It’s supposed to be another 7 kilometres south!”
    Pilot 1: “Wait a minute, why is it on rails? And what’s with that huge pointy thing on the front?”
    Pilot 2: “What in the good name of all that is holy to the English crown...”

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 5 лет назад +16

      "That's no moon, it's a railway gun!"

    • @RaidianaS
      @RaidianaS 5 лет назад +6

      “a-are those flak cannons...TURN BACK, TURN BACK”

    • @AD-dm7bm
      @AD-dm7bm 5 лет назад +1

      Where’s Bazooka Charlie, we could really use him right now

    • @loggkat2524
      @loggkat2524 5 лет назад +7

      *That's no factory, it's a railway gun!*

    • @johnkittoiv2572
      @johnkittoiv2572 4 года назад +1

      "what in the good name of all that is holy to the English crown" is my new swear.

  • @Moe3ter
    @Moe3ter 5 лет назад +362

    Perfect representation of how smart and stupid we can be at the same time...

    • @neyxos
      @neyxos 4 года назад

      Hitler's dream

    • @Z3ZP
      @Z3ZP 4 года назад +8

      Bryant Nelson Hitlers ambition was to conquer the world. Against a hunkered down enemy, and with recourses to back everything up, it is practical.
      The point of the gun was to eliminate the loss of manpower even against a very heavily defended opponent, which in, it excelled, the time and resource constraints were just a little too huge.

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 4 года назад

      @Ziad Khaled It's explained at the end of the video.

    • @nemoantemortembeatusest7239
      @nemoantemortembeatusest7239 4 года назад

      @@Z3ZP yeah Hitler had the Plan, but Elizabeth had it done already^^

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 3 года назад

      I think more accurately, its a perfect example of how smart and stupid THE NAZI's could be at the same time since them spending a fortune on ludicrous ways win the war never once payed off since the man in charge thought he had unlimited resources and nobody around to try and stop him.....until both of those things proved very much incorrect.

  • @johngallegos9395
    @johngallegos9395 6 лет назад +185

    It’s name was Dora so:DORA DORA THE EXPLORA! In this episode were going to sevastapol!

    • @Sprottel_SFM
      @Sprottel_SFM 5 лет назад +34

      Can you spot the enemy positions??
      There they are yay
      *_FIRE_* !!!!

    • @suqmacoknbals4929
      @suqmacoknbals4929 5 лет назад +15

      Dora the exploda map, help me find the french base

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 лет назад +9

      Where are we going?
      *Leningrad*

    • @hydroyt8505
      @hydroyt8505 5 лет назад +9

      Dora *DORA DA EXPLODA*

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 лет назад +7

      Dora Dora Dora the German railgun

  • @k-874
    @k-874 4 года назад +18

    (open survival Minecraft server)
    Girls: *"Omg let's build a house together!"*
    *Boys:*

  • @wjb7796
    @wjb7796 5 лет назад +49

    French Light Infantry: lol you ca-
    This weapon: *SChblAnG*

  • @coolkid2895
    @coolkid2895 7 лет назад +19

    Who else loves this channel

  • @thegreatzookini3938
    @thegreatzookini3938 7 лет назад +37

    The Germans made a portable death star

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 7 лет назад +9

      The Death Star was also portable.

    • @thegreatzookini3938
      @thegreatzookini3938 7 лет назад

      Bretton Ferguson What do you want from me, I'm not a rocket scientist

    • @tonythomas8403
      @tonythomas8403 7 лет назад

      Zachary K. It’s common sense

    • @808INFantry11X
      @808INFantry11X 7 лет назад +1

      Bretton Ferguson but also impraticle and not very economic in real world conflicts especially today with a fast moving battlefield.

    • @CharliMorganMusic
      @CharliMorganMusic 7 лет назад +1

      Zachary K. The death star WAS portable.

  • @TheAntiVibe
    @TheAntiVibe 4 года назад +9

    "So uh... How big do you make em?"
    Germany: "yes"