“Hardcore making out” is something she used to say about Faline, too. As an adult, I cannot remember the last time I ever said “make out” and I think once as a teenager I ever uttered the phrase “hardcore make out” and it wasn’t in relation to me.
Never heard of a clittasaurus being “laminated”. Maybe they were trying to catch her in a lie, like if she said “yes” to something ridiculous then you’d know she is clueless. Like if I sent an ask accusing Amber of knowing so little about cars, that she probably doesn’t even know that headlights fluid comes in different grades, then if she said she knows this and changed her headlight fluid then we’d know she’s lying.
Of course she is. Everyone's 💩 stinks and the gas too. 😂 I'm a nurse, trust me I know. I've been farted on and at, more times than I care to think about 🤣
I don't understand why people ask her sex related questions... It's so weird. As a girl i didn't even understand the laminating thing 😂. I want my innocence back after all these amber videos.
Its four am where i live, the perfect time for a video from my favorite bearded cow 🐮 Edit: the seggual questions woke me tf up and definitely ruined my day thanks AmberLynn for such informative information
She doesn't have a choice. Her T-Rex arms don't allow her to do anything along with being purely lazy and all about herself, she has no choice but to lay there and get poked like the Pillsbury dough boy
I hated her answers in this one lmao. A 30 year old in a relationship with a teenager is creepy and predatory. Not voting is lazy and irresponsible. If everyone thought “my vote doesn’t count” we wouldn’t have democracy anymore.
Even in a cow costume, Mr. Snowflake is extremely handsome. As an American, i have a natural aversion to the British accent but i love it on u sir. Her acting like her farts dont stink is hilarious. The laminated c question has me rolling 😂😂😂😂
@@sarahhanson7127 I mean, true in a technical sense, as the English language comes from England, and it's disrespectful to make it sound like the owners of the language are less dominant over their own language than Americans are, but in just everyday lingo there is nothing wrong with saying British accent to describe British English.
The only reason to set notifications!! I was able to get a membership on your main page but not here, wonder if anyone knows why. Anyway, excited to watch this Mr Cowflake
I was eating when u read the no underwear part, had to stop. I almost died laughing when u mentioned to put "knickers on!" & remembered she wasn't showering
I don’t know how Amberlynn claims she graduated high school in 2008. I am her age and graduated in *2009* . People born in December are usually pushed to the next year of school (at least in California)
Your poop stories are hilarious 😂 it makes me laugh how immature she is regarding this. Everyone poops, everyone farts, everyone has diarrhea. It’s a normal part of life😂
Hi, as someone who is 26 going 30... I find it very odd ti dste somekne who us 18-21 like bro that us waaaay too young for me especially whe said person is at theur parents and just started stufying and barely left thejr teenage phase 😂
i have a poop story of my brother. he called us from the Afterschool Program he was in saying he needed some new underwear and shorts. he shat himself but he was too emarassed to admit it and said that there was poop on the ground, slipped in it, and as he slid it went up into his shorts and all over his underwear. 😭
“Hardcore making out” is something she used to say about Faline, too. As an adult, I cannot remember the last time I ever said “make out” and I think once as a teenager I ever uttered the phrase “hardcore make out” and it wasn’t in relation to me.
She never tried meth but she said she ate it when she was a child😂
Yea whilst in her dads meth lab.....it amazes me the amount of lies that come from this immature insufferable giant toddler shes so pathetic
prob only time she didn’t overeat lol
Never heard of a clittasaurus being “laminated”. Maybe they were trying to catch her in a lie, like if she said “yes” to something ridiculous then you’d know she is clueless.
Like if I sent an ask accusing Amber of knowing so little about cars, that she probably doesn’t even know that headlights fluid comes in different grades, then if she said she knows this and changed her headlight fluid then we’d know she’s lying.
I don’t think laminating would be very nice.😂
Why did we need to know ANY of this Amberlynn?? 😭😭😭
Thank God she doesn’t vote.🙄
She defended Casey Anthony too.
Noooooooo are you joking? Of course she did. 😭
😳
No fucking way!
GOD the more i learn about amberlynn the more i hate her
so abortion is murder but murder isn’t murder. got it
Why’s she eating pizza when she “doesn’t really like pizza” Liarlynn 😂
Cos she's got to have protein to keep those big strong muscles
@@captainchaos2671 100 grams!!!! Dr ordered!
What you eat, how healthy you eat, affects the smell of your gas. Knowing this, she's a liar when she says her gas doesn't stink
Of course she is. Everyone's 💩 stinks and the gas too. 😂 I'm a nurse, trust me I know. I've been farted on and at, more times than I care to think about 🤣
Broccoli spares nobody
It’s so weird how she talks about sex like someone who’s never experienced it. Nothing wrong with inexperience but why lie?
I don't understand why people ask her sex related questions... It's so weird. As a girl i didn't even understand the laminating thing 😂. I want my innocence back after all these amber videos.
Morbid curiosity or shock value?
I love/hate you @Under The Hood for subjecting us to this information 😭😭😭
Good series that is love/hate
Just finished watching your why has everyone stopped watching amberlynn and now this! Thank you for keeping me entertained on my way home from work!
Where Is the gore / throw up
Warning on this one Cardigan ?
She went downhill skiing with 2 blokes in a movie theatre.
Extra salty popcorn 🍿
Y'all remember during the 2020 big "C" scare when she said the doctor stole her virginity for D&C but that he sewed her back together?
Yes 😂 Virgin Lynn
OMG. 😮 Ewww and sewed what? Omg.
😂
I'm sorry what
@@marciahunt6442 yep. It’s a stunner.
Wild. Absolutely wild.
losing my sghit at the cow theme
I think the guy and the car was "my strange obsession" I saw that one too 😂
I think redoing the how "many people have you had sex with" is relevant immediately following the "who was the first girl you went down on" answer
Unrelated, but I watched Jaws again yesterday and I was wondering, did Chief Brody ever get around to fixing those broken swings? 🤔
“she’s grown as a person” (i see you, mr cardigan!)
🤮🤮🤮🤮 Abortion is murder. Period.
The #commonsense after she stated the most ridiculous thing ever…..she’s clueless
Didnt she say she ate meth once?
he knows PAP now, its game over
Its four am where i live, the perfect time for a video from my favorite bearded cow 🐮
Edit: the seggual questions woke me tf up and definitely ruined my day thanks AmberLynn for such informative information
The irony of her talking about maturity 😂😂
That's not toothpaste, it's milk 😂
He thinks if he mentions tooth paste being on his fingers it will make us believe British people brush their teeth looooool
what kind of “british” is he?
@@justMrAxe it’s a joke. Also, he’s northern English.
All this before breakfast..thanks 😂
Helps with the fasting, bestie haha 🍴
Boring but had fun seeing “zebraprintlove” and “mustbepearls” as old usernames. Just seems so Amber.
It’s bedtime and I’ll have+nightmares
So she’s a pillow princess
As a pillow princess, we don’t claim her!😂
She doesn't have a choice. Her T-Rex arms don't allow her to do anything along with being purely lazy and all about herself, she has no choice but to lay there and get poked like the Pillsbury dough boy
10:04 took me OUTTTTTTTT
17:10 as a person born with that body part, i also have no idea what laminating your clitoris means
Haha I'm an older RN and neither do I 😂
I hate that the thing that comes to my mind when I hear "sexual spam" is amber's "love" for SPAM the canned meat
🤢🤢🤢 thanks lmao
I hated her answers in this one lmao. A 30 year old in a relationship with a teenager is creepy and predatory. Not voting is lazy and irresponsible. If everyone thought “my vote doesn’t count” we wouldn’t have democracy anymore.
I'm so glad I found your channel. Your hilarious 😮😅!!!! Thank-you.
When I tell you I spit out my drink at 12:24 I have never laughed so hard in my life. Oml
Even in a cow costume, Mr. Snowflake is extremely handsome. As an American, i have a natural aversion to the British accent but i love it on u sir. Her acting like her farts dont stink is hilarious. The laminated c question has me rolling 😂😂😂😂
There's no such thing as the British accent.
@@sarahhanson7127 I mean, true in a technical sense, as the English language comes from England, and it's disrespectful to make it sound like the owners of the language are less dominant over their own language than Americans are, but in just everyday lingo there is nothing wrong with saying British accent to describe British English.
The only reason to set notifications!!
I was able to get a membership on your main page but not here, wonder if anyone knows why.
Anyway, excited to watch this Mr Cowflake
I had trouble on this channel using my phone and I had to use safari to open RUclips, not the app and I was able to. Good luck!
@@megblaze_ That worked, thank you!
@@MsLemon42 🤍🩵💙
having the worst few days ever! thank you for posting and making me laugh, mr ❄️!
Hope it gets better soon!♥️✌️
I was eating when u read the no underwear part, had to stop. I almost died laughing when u mentioned to put "knickers on!" & remembered she wasn't showering
That destiny video chat in the beginning was definitely Krystal 🤣
LOVE YOUR LITTLE COW GET UP, AND THE BACKGROUND WITH THE COUNTRY/FARM MUSIC, YOU are the gift that keeps on giving! Thank you.
i’ll listen to this video next time i feel like eating and shouldn’t!
Haha I didn't eat yet today and I'm glad. It will be awhile before I'm capable. 🤣 Inspiring us in ways she can't even imagine 😳
I don’t know how Amberlynn claims she graduated high school in 2008. I am her age and graduated in *2009* . People born in December are usually pushed to the next year of school (at least in California)
I feel like I've heard she did remedial school and maybe didn't finish. I could be mistaken tho
@@alliroma3383pretty sure she said she got her GED in continuation school
Love ur cow outfit! hahaha it made me feel 'happy' on a cloudy cold day in Canada
WHY DOES SHE KEEP ANSWERING THE FCKING FART QUESTIONS 😭 WHY CANT SHE JUST IGNORE THEM
“You’re the best around. Nothings gonna ever keep ya down” from Bob’s Burgers?!
look, amber is awful but chantal is far worse. i’ll die on that hill.
these questions might be sex themed but they’re certainly not “sexy”-
Lord help anyone who is dopey enough to ask this woman for advice 😢
the hopelessly downtrodden
Why, why would anyone ask HER these questions ? 😅
those poo stories were fantastic. thanks for sharing. 😉
...maybe she doesn't think her farts smell because they're overpowered by her normal background stench?
the munchies still persist through the commando bit. I'm almost impressed with myself
Oh ffs. Who is the creep asking these 😂😂😂😂
Not wearing underwear is gross, idc who you are 😭
I laughed, so freaking hard just listening to you read the questions. I could care less about the answers!😅😅😅
Your poop stories are hilarious 😂 it makes me laugh how immature she is regarding this. Everyone poops, everyone farts, everyone has diarrhea. It’s a normal part of life😂
Nana is a legend for that 🤣
At 16:54 I think she broke Snowflake again 😂 Haha I have no clue what that means and I'm an RN. 🤣
the september 11th bit took me out 🤣
stories from This Never Happened magazine 🐸
Didn’t she say she ate meth once but she said in the askfm that she hadn’t tried it, so yet another lie 😂
I think I would have liked your Nana, Mr S!😂😂
So glad to see Mr ❄️ amongst his family 😊😊 really sets the *moo*d
Edit 13:02 get some WHAT
Knickers, it's a British thing.
I loved when you do these so much!!!!!!!
Laminating our what?! Lmfao these kinks are getting out of control. (Poop is still worse)
2nd pic looks like krystal?
Her Danielle Steele books coming in clutch for the gorl
3:41 oh of COURSE Amber would assume that sex is only sex when penetration is involved. Why am I not surprised.
Wtf was going on at 0:49 those are two very different worlds and not comparable
So it was fine to harass Krystle, but Krystle had to keep her hands to herself. Ok.
Why is does he look so cute in his little costume 😍
Amber is nasty and has NO class
Im nauseous now
What the hell?? All the fart fetish questions??
Grown as a person 💀
The worlds worst lesbian 🥴
🚜❄️🐮❄️
Fitting music ❄️🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄❄️
Hard one to watch while eating breakfast 🤢
😂😂😂😂😂
Hi, as someone who is 26 going 30... I find it very odd ti dste somekne who us 18-21 like bro that us waaaay too young for me especially whe said person is at theur parents and just started stufying and barely left thejr teenage phase 😂
Fkng 1:00 minute mark
Fkng ewwww
Thanks Snowflake ❄
Reading these questions and answers. ..whew. its a choice😅
I see you‘re following the sad-thumbnail-look trend.
Yes 🙌 🎉❤
16:48 the question wasn't how much weight you put on and how much weight are you planning to put on
i have a poop story of my brother. he called us from the Afterschool Program he was in saying he needed some new underwear and shorts. he shat himself but he was too emarassed to admit it and said that there was poop on the ground, slipped in it, and as he slid it went up into his shorts and all over his underwear. 😭
Ewwwe.
for real, for real. who th is asking amber seggual questions?!
Lord only knows. Trolls maybe with a sick sense of humor 😂
..... I'm unsubscribing. 😂😂
I’m so grossed out when she talks about sex
This video was just long enough for me to try to get my preworkout in. Will watch another vid to lift to (background noise but similar concept).
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Thanks for the video, I hated it. 🥲