YES!!! I just posted that on last episode... that he reminds me of Dick Dastardly combined with his dog Muttley because neither of them have a neck... Dastardly has a mustache though.
In addition to Theresa Dewey's examples, I would also like to add that he also kinda sounds like the evil entity named Hexxus (Tim Curry), who feeds off pollution in Ferngully.
Jock Stewart's no light weight. At least Judy looks nice when she dresses up. Unlike Jock Stewart. Her plan worked as it is commented above. Jock isn't so bright, he got arrested.
So I live in melbourne, and just saw Meg in a shop!!! You think you'll be cool when you met someone like that, but I got all tongue tied and just sounded like an idiot saying hi and saying how much I liked the show. She looks exactly the same, it was so weird, other then perhaps having a few gray hairs, she still looks really young after 30 years off the show.
Storyline should've been, Judy Bryant falls pregnant and isn't sure which man from the parlour is the father then ends up dissapearing to the maternity block.
It's possible too. I went to school with this woman when we were nine and graduated with her. When she got married, she waited until she was 41 to have a baby. Her daughter turns 16 this year and she turns 47 .
if i had been judy i would have run back through those prison gates faster than lightening and to hell with the punishments anything to get away from jock.
"..he must have heard me or sensed me or something..." No you daft cow! You just blew it like everything you ever do. Judy is so irritating! (...only a story, only a story...)
For a show that is meant to be Australian, there aren't many people with Aussie accents. Erica speaks the Queen's English, Chrissie Latham sounds like she's from London, no idea what accent Dr Greg Miller had....I could go on an on but it's brilliant all the same I'm totally addicted.
Her methods were certainly unconventional, but I'm glad that Judy got her man eventually anyway. Jock deserves to be behind bars and he will really be the meat in the sandwich after thumping that cop. David is complicating things too much, and in more ways than one! He should start with teaching basic arithmetic to people like Doreen, and leave stuff like algebra alone for now because its obvious she don't get it. Although, after that ending I doubt he will get another chance to teach her anything!!
Unfortunately, the fact that he was an ex-screw will most likely only get him isolation, so the chances of him getting bashed will be considerably mitigated. Still, the old adage 'where there's a will, there's a way' may conveniently rear its head.
“I dunno. He musta heard me or sensed me or something....” Heard you?!?!?!???? You made so much so much fucking noise shouting your mouth off as usual, Judy. What else do you expect?!?
... phwoar! I bet Dishy David was sewn into them trousers. Fan-bloody-tastic! Get out the way, bitches, I'm first in the queue! If Dozy Dor gives him an apple, I'll slap the hussy...
It's too bad they didn't have taser's back in 1981. They couldhave tased Jock really good. One good jolt and he'd have hit the floor, crying like a baby.👶
Helen Smart, she's packed on the pounds, but still pretty. I've always thought Doreen had the biggest boobs in Wentworth, but Helen has now surpassed Doreen. But, there is one still to come who bust their busts - QUEENIE MARSHALL! She'll knock their knockers out of the ballpark! lol
From 1:32: "I reckon that you owe your old friend Jock here a bit of a favor" and "I'll tell you what you are gonna do. You're gonna work for Jock". Megalomaniacs are fond of talking of themselves in the third person.
Judy on the game! Awesome 😂 $300 dollars! Jeez 😱 Poor Judy, by my reckoning at $3 a punter that's a lot of sha**ing. She won't be able to walk and neither will her punters if they go for the reverse 🤠 package.
Well, not realistic at all. Around when Prisoner was made I worked in Sydney very close to Kings Cross. Even during the day you saw who the pros were in the streets. Most very young and unfortunately heroin addicts. That was how things really were.
Yes, his mother was bad to him and his sister stole his teddy bear and his visits to the massage parlour are really a cry for help? "Love me, please love me. I'll even pay you" pleads his subconscious. "Cough up or I'll break every bone in your body, ya slag" says his conscious. Which one to believe, eh?
im in Dublin Ireland but ive lived in Dewsbury west Yorkshire for 9 yrs my son was born there but I moved back home last year ive been to Manchester a few times its great there !!!
12:40 Hacksaw blades. An old foreman of mine was working on the roof of a prison & shattered a hacksaw blade. So he put the 2 halves in his box & carried on working. Knock off time arrives, as he is getting checked out & inspected the guard finds the blade & puts the pieces together against the saw. There was maybe an inch missing. 'You're not leaving until you produce a full blade' Says the guard. An lengthy argument ensued. Eventually my foreman, a former SBS marine commando & not one to suffer fools spent the dying light of a Friday evening searching the roof of a prison for a bit of worn blade no longer than the width of his thumb.
Jock Stewart laughs like a cartoon villain.
YES!!! I just posted that on last episode... that he reminds me of Dick Dastardly combined with his dog Muttley because neither of them have a neck... Dastardly has a mustache though.
In addition to Theresa Dewey's examples, I would also like to add that he also kinda sounds like the evil entity named Hexxus (Tim Curry), who feeds off pollution in Ferngully.
He's probably done that too. But Tommy is best known for his comedic commercials. Yellow Pages and Don Is Good.
He is Dick Dastardly.
Judy did the sensible thing in the end ! And managed to get Jock Stewart too. That voice 😱
Doreen's done it again ! Suppose the teacher will be getting the boot now ?
Glad Judy got Jock at last !
That teacher looks like Fred West
And fat Bryant looks like Myra Hindley in that blond wig.
Dose a bit art scary
Thats funny
@3:43 Jock Strap Stewart laughs like THE HOODED CLAW out of Penelope Pitt Stop.
I've always thought that.
ADDICTED TO SHOW. LOVE IT!!!! A brilliant time piece too
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Judy Bryant as a lady of the night. LMAO!!! Lizzy's got a boyfriend!!!!!
Oh yes please, a night with the salt of Scotland. Judy, you can't pass that up. Cometh the hour, cometh a Jock.
😂😂🤣
That ending... just as Fletcher walks in! 🤣🤣
The world needs more men like Sid.
Couldn't agree more.
And less ‘women’ like fat Bryant
The world needs more men like that guy telling a prostitude about how good his pants been to him.
It's never dull with Jock Stewart about.
JOCKS LAUGH IS THE BEST .
Mr. Andrews always reminded me of someone and I could never put my finger on it. Just realized who he reminds me of. Fred West.
Fred west hung himself any chance of Jock doing that?
That's true lol I always thought who does that David Andrews remind me of and now I know toooooo David "Fred West" Andrews hilarious stufff
OMG, he really does look like him.
I had no idea who Fred West was. Looked him up, oh my, he's the spitting image, isn't he?!
I love this show . Judy , erica , vera , meg , bea and lizzie are my favs❤. Vera is amazingly beautiful
I agree Fiona Spence is stunningly beautiful pity she didn't stay on as Vera 😍
Love it how when the police bring someone in they don't talk obviously to save paying them for a speaking part
Judy's logic just defies the imagination...
35:44 Lizzie asks Judy "what happened on the outside Judy" Judy could have replied "well I lost my virginity".
Sid is a sweet old man
I think Sid would be the closest in real life to the character he's playing
Huh, not as sweet as the salt of Jock. Oh, to the salt of Scotland.
Quite handsome for his age.
3:35 to be fair, much as Jock is so vile, he's got a cool laugh and there's something satisfying watching karma knocking on the door of a villain.
Hi laugh is giving me The Hooded Claw from Penelope Pitstop cartoons.
14:50 The love story of Lizzy and Sid. 45:20 Doreen!!! At least let the ink dry on your divorce papers!
Lizzie and sids love story is my absolute favourite in pcbh history! It's so genuinely lovely how cud u not love them together there perrfect!
"I wanna be a loooyyyerrrrr" gotta love Lizzie LOL
Like the time she wanted to be a doctor lol
And a lawyer!
Judy makes Doreen look like an Einstein :D
Why? Her plan worked and got Jock into prison
Fat Bryant even makes loony Martha Eaves look like Einstein.
Jock Stewart's no light weight. At least Judy looks nice when she dresses up. Unlike Jock Stewart. Her plan worked as it is commented above. Jock isn't so bright, he got arrested.
So I live in melbourne, and just saw Meg in a shop!!! You think you'll be cool when you met someone like that, but I got all tongue tied and just sounded like an idiot saying hi and saying how much I liked the show. She looks exactly the same, it was so weird, other then perhaps having a few gray hairs, she still looks really young after 30 years off the show.
That's amazing. I wonder if she knows everyone's watching the show on RUclips all the time.
She might be watching You Tube herself. If she is I sure would like to know. I like Elspeth.
What did she say back in curious?
Doreen on heat. No man is safe.
@ 32:48 - Telling Doreen she is pretty is the same as proposing marriage in her distorted mind.
Doreen is hot, let her go for it
Storyline should've been, Judy Bryant falls pregnant and isn't sure which man from the parlour is the father then ends up dissapearing to the maternity block.
It's possible too. I went to school with this woman when we were nine and graduated with her. When she got married, she waited until she was 41 to have a baby. Her daughter turns 16 this year and she turns 47 .
@@sheriheffner2098 I'll turn 56 this year and my daughter is 15.
“He must’ve heard me or sensed I was there....”???!
Seriously? Judy. You were shouting your mouth off when you were still five feet from the man!!!!!
Lol. I know, that was hilarious.
even the cops call the prison officers "screws" lol
Jocks evil laugh
if i had been judy i would have run back through those prison gates faster than lightening and to hell with the punishments anything to get away from jock.
the teacher looks like fred west...
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He sure does
Poor David he must have to wear Doctor Miller's tight trousers.
He looks very appealing in them I always thought back in the days when PCH was new .Great to see him again .
I knew that Doreen was going to kiss him.
Veras face when Judy said Jock Stewart got what he deserved.
It's hard to believe that Jude and Jock are really great friend's now (in real life)
Why is that hard to believe? They're just actors.
Good point. But how does anyone know they're good friends?
They were friends before then. He and his wife went to her house and knew her two sons.
Lizzie the lawyer 😂
Phyllis @5:59 imitating Doreen lmao
"..he must have heard me or sensed me or something..." No you daft cow! You just blew it like everything you ever do. Judy is so irritating! (...only a story, only a story...)
The size of Judy no wonder he heard her !
She said "you bastard" before he'd even started to turn around, she could have stuck him easily
Jock is one evil bastard, shame they didn't keep him in the series longer
His voice added to his creepiness. He made my skin crawl.
I was hoping he'd be back in Wentworth as a screw.
Let's decorate the library, yeah put up a poster of a map of the UK. That will make the room less drab. Lol.
I thought I remember that Jock........he’s the goggomobil bloke.....G O G G O
So much for checking Sids toolbox meg , he could of smuggled all sorts of old lady things in there
Yes, like boxes of Assorted Chocolates and cigarettes.
I am so glad they got Jock I hated that man's voice and those teeth ugggh
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That man is a complete zero...bad hair, bad teeth, bad posture, bad Elvis hair, just everything, but worst of all, black soul.
Glad he wasn't around long
@@Kawijazz you forgot his deep dalek floor penetrative voice
Yeah, those teeth look like the creepy wax ones you got for Halloween as a child. And that breath! I can imagine how bad it smelled🤢😬
For a show that is meant to be Australian, there aren't many people with Aussie accents. Erica speaks the Queen's English, Chrissie Latham sounds like she's from London, no idea what accent Dr Greg Miller had....I could go on an on but it's brilliant all the same I'm totally addicted.
I hope the guy who plays the teacher and whoever casted him died agonizing deaths. That nasal garbage that is his voice makes me hurl.
Chrissie and Greg were originally from England and Erica did spend her early days in the UK 😊
Lots of people emigrated to Australia, Vera was born in UK as well, Bromley
@@joannasams1963 Fiona Spence
I miss Karen.
I miss Joan Fergusson
Good on you Judy! Finally Jock is gonna get a taste of his own medicine in prison.
Sid & Llzzie to cute. 😍😍😘
Judy out walking the streets looks like an over grown, wet opossum.
🤣🤣🤣
Jock Stewart looks like Fred Flintstone. He has alot of nerve to think women want him. There's not enough money in the world.
Why didn't Jude so straight to solitary ? Mouse did when she got caught
Yep thought the same thing
Dodgy heart
Jock reminds me of Stefano DiMira (Joseph Mascolo) on Days of our Lives. "Aaaaah the fair Judy Bryant... my queen of the night!!!!!!!!"
judy running faster than the cops?? fuck me!
Smuggling drugs into a prison is such a minor crime Erica.
The Red dot was getting closer and closer to the edge and I'm thinking when's the big cliffhanger about to happen ?
damn these aussie blokes with their tight pants and big packages
Sid Humphrey?
+John Walters lol
EmmA Pestilencia And Judy Bryant😗
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Her methods were certainly unconventional, but I'm glad that Judy got her man eventually anyway. Jock deserves to be behind bars and he will really be the meat in the sandwich after thumping that cop. David is complicating things too much, and in more ways than one! He should start with teaching basic arithmetic to people like Doreen, and leave stuff like algebra alone for now because its obvious she don't get it. Although, after that ending I doubt he will get another chance to teach her anything!!
Unfortunately, the fact that he was an ex-screw will most likely only get him isolation, so the chances of him getting bashed will be considerably mitigated. Still, the old adage 'where there's a will, there's a way' may conveniently rear its head.
Whoever said it was a grey wig get your eyes checked its blond
Idiots. Must be classmates of Doreen
Judy looked very nice all dressed up.
Someone explain how Judy can say she has never been with a man yet has had a child?
What's the go here.. immaculate conception???
More like the writers decided to ignore history when they decided to incorporate Laurie into the storyline....but observant viewers know better.
New writers maybe lol. This show isn't known for its continuity
Perhaps parthonegenisis like some reptiles can perform!🤣😂🤣🇬🇧❤️❤️❤️🐊🐊🐊
Turkey baster? Lol
Lizzie: "Lavender. I love lavender. How'd ja know?"
How long will it be before Lizzie has ol' Sid smuggling in the "grog"?
“I dunno. He musta heard me or sensed me or something....”
Heard you?!?!?!???? You made so much so much fucking noise shouting your mouth off as usual, Judy. What else do you expect?!?
... phwoar! I bet Dishy David was sewn into them trousers. Fan-bloody-tastic! Get out the way, bitches, I'm first in the queue! If Dozy Dor gives him an apple, I'll slap the hussy...
Jamesjamsi Dishy?? He looks like Fred West!!
U know, I thought his face reminded me of someone
I'm pretty sure Judy is an equal match for Jock.
It's too bad they didn't have taser's back in 1981. They couldhave tased Jock really good. One good jolt and he'd have hit the floor, crying like a baby.👶
21:09 - Judy stole a towel from the prison! lol
Judy has a five o clock shadow.
13.15 Judy looks really pretty , especially with that blonde wig on, it suits her
Jock Stewart will now be in Pentridge and in isolation away from the other male prisoners.
Lol, I know this is just a television show, but come on lol 😂
'Ol Jock Stewart's teeth look like yellow corn!
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Helen Smart, she's packed on the pounds, but still pretty. I've always thought Doreen had the biggest boobs in Wentworth, but Helen has now surpassed Doreen. But, there is one still to come who bust their busts - QUEENIE MARSHALL! She'll knock their knockers out of the ballpark! lol
Nacho Mamma 😂😂😂
LMAO!
She was Cheryl in Neighbours for many years.
@@ajs41 so was Doreen at 1 stage
Queenie's were bazookas.
Yeah, of course the screw walks in at the split second they start kissing. This show should be re-named Tales of the Improbable, or How's Yer Luck?
I always thought forget me nots were blue..... 🤔 💭💭
From 1:32: "I reckon that you owe your old friend Jock here a bit of a favor" and "I'll tell you what you are gonna do. You're gonna work for Jock".
Megalomaniacs are fond of talking of themselves in the third person.
So glad Jock got what was coming to him. He made my skin crawl. It's so cute to see Lizzie and Doreen with crushes.
Difficult to believe Jock the mad haggis is from the same country as peachy Lulu and Gail Porter💒
Difficult to believe Jock the mad haggis is from the same country as peachy Lulu and Gail Porter💒
That's heartless wishing harm to officer Stewart.
As others have said Mr Andrews does look like Fred West
Judy on the game! Awesome 😂 $300 dollars! Jeez 😱 Poor Judy, by my reckoning at $3 a punter that's a lot of sha**ing. She won't be able to walk and neither will her punters if they go for the reverse 🤠 package.
Well, not realistic at all. Around when Prisoner was made I worked in Sydney very close to Kings Cross. Even during the day you saw who the pros were in the streets. Most very young and unfortunately heroin addicts. That was how things really were.
35:26 whats wrong with IRISH STEW lizzie I was brought up on irish stew its delicious !!!
What does Irish Stew have in it?
@@sheriheffner2098 Probably cabbage and sausage.🙂
Thought the teacher said teach them basic arithmetic. Algebra is hardly that.
Jock Stewart is gold in front of the camera, he's also a misunderstood soul.
I bloody understand him! He's an absolute sadistic bastard.
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@@karennicholls2296 exactly.
Yes, his mother was bad to him and his sister stole his teddy bear and his visits to the massage parlour are really a cry for help? "Love me, please love me. I'll even pay you" pleads his subconscious. "Cough up or I'll break every bone in your body, ya slag" says his conscious. Which one to believe, eh?
"He must have heard me or sensed I was there"...
Maybe next time don't scream out "b*stard" loudly as you slowly lunge forward to kill someone Judy
I thought Jock fell down stairs and ended up paralysed
Later.
You have that wonderful scene still to come.
the food always looks so bad 😂also Jock Stewart is slime
WHY WOULD YOU RETURN SOMEONE WHO ESCAPED BACK TO THE SAME PRISON WHEN CAUGHT.
There were only 61 women prisoners in the state of Victoria in 1984, (I've checked the figures), so there'd only be one or two prisons.
Wentworth is top security prison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😢
well, it was her jumpers I was thinking of :)
Poor Jude...yet she can be so funny! And WTF is that teacher's shirt about? Horrific!
Hate that jocks back....get rid of him
Still makes me laught, when they say "bash" lol :-) 4th time watching it.
haha me too :p
lol init, even when the screws say it :-p
were u from bunnyjadeboo tait ???
the uk, manchester :-)
im in Dublin Ireland but ive lived in Dewsbury west Yorkshire for 9 yrs my son was born there but I moved back home last year ive been to Manchester a few times its great there !!!
8:00 Judy running away in that fur coat looks like the honey monster.
How quick was VT's statement! 24:22
It was rather fast.
Enough with the Shakespeare.
Not a fan of the Bard?
Judy reminds me of my ex in the bedroom
Why is Jock trying to look like someone out of the film Grease?
Grease
@@jencavacas4625 hadn't noticed... autocorrect must have changed it 😁 amended now
33:42 Doreen is in love..
12:40 Hacksaw blades.
An old foreman of mine was working on the roof of a prison & shattered a hacksaw blade. So he put the 2 halves in his box & carried on working.
Knock off time arrives, as he is getting checked out & inspected the guard finds the blade & puts the pieces together against the saw.
There was maybe an inch missing.
'You're not leaving until you produce a full blade' Says the guard.
An lengthy argument ensued. Eventually my foreman, a former SBS marine commando & not one to suffer fools spent the dying light of a Friday evening searching the roof of a prison for a bit of worn blade no longer than the width of his thumb.
Go Doreen!!!! LOL
Why isn't Bryant in the pound?
I can tell you that I would beat the ever loving tar out of jock Stuart before I worked for him
Why is the lighting so dark really annoying to watch the show.
Good days 😊
I love Sid. 😄😘
So does Lizzie, I think Lizzie moves in with him when she gets out
@@callmeishmael2415 She cares for him when he gets sick.
Fletch' was always horrible to old Sid everytime he spoke to him!
lol if thats true u are a legend.