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The issue about that line based on facts: The ozone layer doesn't block all UV radiation coming from the Sun, but it drastically reduces the amount getting to Earth's surface.
the evil phone from the mitchells is first thing that comes to mind- i have no other thoughts like i had to watch this 4x bc i was thinking abt the phone 😭
@@shocker_boi-2.0now the animals can go on land, come on animals let’s go on land! “nope can’t walk yet.” “and there’s no food yet so i don’t care.” 100M years later… ok will u learn to walk if there’s plants up here? maybe, said some bugs. (and fish) fish: “EUH” “EUH-“ “EUH” ok so i can go on land but i have to go back to the water to ♫HAVE BAAABBIIEES♫ (idea) learn to use an egg. “but i was alr doing that” use a stronger egg put water in it. have a baby on land in the egg. water is in the egg. baby in the egg, in the water, in the egg. works for me ♫bye byyeee ocean ♫ 50M years later AAAAAND now everything’s huge, including bugs. wanna see a map of the land? sure. *b o o m* oh f-ck now everything’s dead. just kidding, here r the survivors. but keep ur eyes on this one because it’s abt to become the dinosaurs 75M years ago here’s another map of the land, yea broken apart, don’t worry does that all the time. here comes a meteor *BOOM* ♫and the DINOSAURS R GOOOOONNNEE ♫ it’s mammal time, here comes the mammals. look at those breasts. now they’re gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff. and walk. no.. like… walk like that. and grab stuff at the same time. and bang rocks to make pointed rocks. “ouch” and set things on fire. “yeouch” and make crazy sounds with their voice. “gneurshk” which can mean different things. ♫THATS A HUMAN PERSONNN ♫ and now, they’re everywhere. almost. ♫ICE AGE ♫ what, u can walk over here? cool! ♫not anymoooree ♫ well ig we’re stuck here now. let’s review: there’s people on the planet. and they’re chasing their food. f-ck it, time to plant some grass look at this, i control the food now. and now everyone would want to be my friend and live near me. let’s all build houses, except mine is bigger because i own the food. this is great, i wonder if anyone else is doing this. tired of using rocks for everything? use metal! (it’s underground) better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right between these two rivers. (mesopotamia) and the animals r helping. ♫guess what HAPPENS NEEXXXTTT ♫ more food, and more people to buy the food. now u need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales. and now u need houses for people to live in (and people who make the houses.) and now there’s more people and they invent things which makes things better, and more people come and there’s more farming and more people to make things for more people. and now there’s business. money. writing. laws. power. ♫SOCIIIETYYYYYYYY ♫ coming soon to a dank river valley near u. meanwhile in the middle of nowhere the horses r probably being tamed. why is all my metal so lame and lumpy? tired of using lame sad metal? introducing: ♫BROONZE ♫ made with a special ingredient: tin from the far lands of tin land. idk my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it. also guess what? ♫EGYYYYYYYYPPPPTTTTTT ♫ meanwhile out of the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse. now we’re getting somewhere. also: ♫CHIIIIINNAAAAAAAAA ♫ and did i mention: ♫INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATIONNNN ♫ society count: mesopotamia egypt china indus river valley civilization norte chico ♫NORTE CHIICOOOOO ♫ the middle east is getting really complicated, probably it’s because it’s in the middle of the east. knock knock, or clop clop. it’s the people with the horses. (indo-europeans) and they made an empire. and then everyone else copied their horses ♫GREEKS ♫ ah look it’s the greeks… or a beta version of the greeks. let’s check with the industry river valley civilization. they’re gone. but guess who’s not gone? ♫china. ♫ ♫NEW ARRIVALS IN INDIAAAAAAAA, MAYBE IT WAS THOSE HORSE PEOPLE I WAS TALKING ABTTT OR THEIR COUSINS OR SMTH ♫ ♫AND THEY WROTE SOME HYMNNNSS AND MANTRAAAASSS N’ STUFFFFF ♫ u could make a religion out of this (hinduism) there’s the bronze age collapse. ♫NOW THE PHONECIAAANS CAN GET DOOOWN TO BUSINESSSS ♫ also can we switch to a metal that’s easier to find? thanks. look who came back to israel, it’s the twelve tribes of israel. ♫and THEY BELIEEEEVE IN GOOOOD ♫ just 1 tho, he’s got like a ten step program. look at these huge heads, must be the olmecs. the phoenicians makes some colonies. the greeks copy their ideas and makes some colonies. the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies. here comes the assyrian empire. nvm it’s the babylonian- median- ♫IT’S THE PEEERSSIAN EMPIREEEEE ♫ wow that’s… big.
@@RalstonProdz the "sun is a deadly laser is a reference to this video which trended a few years back ruclips.net/video/xuCn8ux2gbs/видео.html the audio can be found at 3:02 in the video.
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@Vanilla🍦 did anyone ask?
30 dollars.
I still bought it
I got one. I can't wait for it to ship!!! 🎉
The phone looks like pal from Mitchells vs
the machines
I was just about to say
Yeah mr
Definitely 100% lookalike
YOOOO YOUR RIGHT!~
Frrrrr
"Then go out after sun sets"
"It would be quite late to go out, so I will just go out tomorrow"
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"But inside has windows"
And then the cycle repeats again and again
The moon is also a deadly laser
Face reveal of him
ruclips.net/user/shortsG-9psBLxsVw?feature=share
*"Not anymore, it's a blanket"*
*there's
I thought I was the only one late for this video
Bro explained scp 001 in 90 languages 💀
Umm akcshually it's SCP 001- When Day Breaks, aka S.D. Locke's proposal
that phone really got that mitchels vs the machines vibe ngl
edit: how the hell did i get 292 likes like WHAT💀?????
fr
I thought so too…
Yeah but he's still outdated
thats what i was going to say
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
"The sun is a deadly laser"
**proceeds to turn the sun into the Death Star with a 360 Slim power button in the middle**
Yea
Ja
Fr
Fr
NO
You: The sun is a deadly laser
Me in north Europe: ⛄The sun is a coldest star⛄
‘GO OUT SIDE” “NO” “WHY” “ THE SUN DEADLY LASER “ Got me laughing 😂
"The Sun is a Deadly laser!"
*The Sun turns into a Death Star*
Ikr
@@Duo12362 🙂
Hahahahhahahahhaha so funny how do you Mack it so funny
You may fire when ready
How Bout Mustafar?@@WEB-HEADED-MENACE
✨NOT ANYMORE THERE'S A BLANKET✨
Eyyyy Bil wurtz enjoyer whaddap
The ozone layer
The issue about that line based on facts: The ozone layer doesn't block all UV radiation coming from the Sun, but it drastically reduces the amount getting to Earth's surface.
@@AquaranSocialistRepublic so sun is a microwave
Oh ok
The sun just looks so cute when he was about to transform into a death star 😂❤
Damn bro that was clean
"go outside"
"No!"
"why? "
"the sun is a deadly laser!"
the evil phone from the mitchells is first thing that comes to mind- i have no other thoughts like i had to watch this 4x bc i was thinking abt the phone 😭
What i hear: **The sun is a deadly laser**
What i think: **The sun is a dead eraser**
Lol
The sun is a very dead man
😂
Lol
noloentenri
The phone reminded me of Mitchells 🆚 robots
True
Exactly😂😂
Bro fr I was think the same thing
Yes
*vs the machines*
This is my favorite RUclips short I love your videos keep doing them😂😂😂😂
Me to
tHe sUn iS a deAdLy lAseR😂
Me: WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT PAL.
Yea from the mitchals vs the machines😮
Michalz verziz mikeenz
And the pinned comment talks about pugs so MONCHIE?!
FR
Omg yes 🙌
Just want to appreciate the Mitchels vs The Machines reference in there-
fRRR
I love mitchels vs the machines it's my favorite movie I watch it 2 times a month
@@JustADumGuyI watch it 2 much
"You wanna know what this reminds me of?" GOT me ROLLING first time i heard that line in the movie.
Laserrrrrf
The Sun is a deadly lazer😅
*With a Robot Voice*
Why does the phone remind me of pall from the Mitchells💀
Bro really took the Mitchell fam phone💀💀
I know! Lol.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LOL-
Me to
I thought I was the only one who saw it!
I was bout to say, “Isn’t that Pal from Mitchell’s vs The Machines?”
That phone reminds me of Michael vs the machines
Dude, finally some who can relate! I didn't think anyone watched that movie! But now I can see people actually do! 😂
It is the phone
@@Slayqueeeeen_yasssI know
michael 💀
@@remote_enjoyeryayay For Real 💀
This song is stuck in my head 😂
"The design is very human"
"Can we go on land? NO! why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!" 💀
Bro took copy and paste to a different level
Not anymore, there's a blanket.
Go outside, no! why? THE SUN IS A VERY DEADLY LASER!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂for real sake
😊😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮@@catcake32
@@shocker_boi-2.0now the animals can go on land, come on animals let’s go on land! “nope can’t walk yet.”
“and there’s no food yet so i don’t care.”
100M years later…
ok will u learn to walk if there’s plants up here?
maybe, said some bugs. (and fish)
fish: “EUH”
“EUH-“
“EUH”
ok so i can go on land but i have to go back to the water to ♫HAVE BAAABBIIEES♫
(idea)
learn to use an egg.
“but i was alr doing that”
use a stronger egg
put water in it. have a baby on land in the egg.
water is in the egg. baby in the egg, in the water, in the egg.
works for me
♫bye byyeee ocean ♫
50M years later
AAAAAND now everything’s huge, including bugs.
wanna see a map of the land? sure.
*b o o m*
oh f-ck now everything’s dead.
just kidding, here r the survivors. but keep ur eyes on this one because it’s abt to become the dinosaurs
75M years ago
here’s another map of the land, yea broken apart, don’t worry does that all the time.
here comes a meteor
*BOOM*
♫and the DINOSAURS R GOOOOONNNEE ♫
it’s mammal time, here comes the mammals.
look at those breasts.
now they’re gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff.
and walk.
no.. like… walk like that.
and grab stuff at the same time.
and bang rocks to make pointed rocks. “ouch”
and set things on fire. “yeouch”
and make crazy sounds with their voice. “gneurshk” which can mean different things.
♫THATS A HUMAN PERSONNN ♫
and now, they’re everywhere.
almost.
♫ICE AGE ♫
what, u can walk over here? cool!
♫not anymoooree ♫
well ig we’re stuck here now.
let’s review: there’s people on the planet.
and they’re chasing their food.
f-ck it, time to plant some grass
look at this, i control the food now.
and now everyone would want to be my friend and live near me.
let’s all build houses, except mine is bigger because i own the food.
this is great, i wonder if anyone else is doing this.
tired of using rocks for everything? use metal!
(it’s underground)
better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right between these two rivers. (mesopotamia)
and the animals r helping.
♫guess what HAPPENS NEEXXXTTT ♫
more food, and more people to buy the food.
now u need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales.
and now u need houses for people to live in (and people who make the houses.)
and now there’s more people and they invent things which makes things better, and more people come and there’s more farming and more people to make things for more people.
and now there’s business.
money.
writing.
laws.
power.
♫SOCIIIETYYYYYYYY ♫
coming soon to a dank river valley near u.
meanwhile in the middle of nowhere the horses r probably being tamed.
why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?
tired of using lame sad metal?
introducing: ♫BROONZE ♫
made with a special ingredient: tin from the far lands of tin land.
idk my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.
also guess what?
♫EGYYYYYYYYPPPPTTTTTT ♫
meanwhile out of the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse.
now we’re getting somewhere.
also: ♫CHIIIIINNAAAAAAAAA ♫
and did i mention:
♫INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATIONNNN ♫
society count:
mesopotamia
egypt
china
indus river valley civilization
norte chico
♫NORTE CHIICOOOOO ♫
the middle east is getting really complicated, probably it’s because it’s in the middle of the east.
knock knock, or clop clop. it’s the people with the horses. (indo-europeans)
and they made an empire.
and then everyone else copied their horses
♫GREEKS ♫
ah look it’s the greeks… or a beta version of the greeks.
let’s check with the industry river valley civilization.
they’re gone.
but guess who’s not gone?
♫china. ♫
♫NEW ARRIVALS IN INDIAAAAAAAA, MAYBE IT WAS THOSE HORSE PEOPLE I WAS TALKING ABTTT OR THEIR COUSINS OR SMTH ♫
♫AND THEY WROTE SOME HYMNNNSS AND MANTRAAAASSS N’ STUFFFFF ♫
u could make a religion out of this (hinduism)
there’s the bronze age collapse.
♫NOW THE PHONECIAAANS CAN GET DOOOWN TO BUSINESSSS ♫
also can we switch to a metal that’s easier to find? thanks.
look who came back to israel, it’s the twelve tribes of israel.
♫and THEY BELIEEEEVE IN GOOOOD ♫
just 1 tho, he’s got like a ten step program.
look at these huge heads, must be the olmecs.
the phoenicians makes some colonies.
the greeks copy their ideas and makes some colonies.
the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies.
here comes the assyrian empire.
nvm it’s the babylonian-
median-
♫IT’S THE PEEERSSIAN EMPIREEEEE ♫
wow that’s… big.
"The sun is a deadly laser"
*-dumbledore said calmly*
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉
bro what
@@TheMemeStealingVideoEditor2K8 Harry Potter reference
@@natalyaiurash3736j
It’s Bill Wurtz
My brother hates me bc I always say this when someone says “sun”.
ngl that phone really got the mitchells vs the machines Vibe💀
Ikr
Fr
I KNOW BRO 😂
That’s what I thought
For real
We are detected anomalous activity of our sun; everyone must head to the breach shelter immediately.
Bro has the Mitchells the machines phone 💀💀
That's relatable.
True
that phone really got the mitchells vs the machines Vibe
Pal- Feels good to be back time to create another robot uprising
PAL!!!!! Also, why can’t I stop watching this?
"Don't just say, Oh, the power of love."
-PAL
Not a glass of water!
Xjxkkyfxf😮gcfccjjj☀️
(The monke screaming as shown 649 times in the movie)
@Mike-ms3bd hi
Dog pig dog pig system error ÆEEEEE
“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”is my friend group quote😂
NO THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER got me💀
Conspiracy theorists be like:
mitchells vs machines phone before it decided to take over the world.
Yess
Good pal
It was so familiar
PAL
ITS PAL EVERYONE RUN.
That phone looks like the phone in Mitchell's vs machines
Me rn “911 what’s your emergency The sun is a laser ⚡️
SCP-001 when day breaks be like:
When you can't socialize so you speak with a phone
@Sun jo 🌸 completely random what does clash Royale have anything to do with this
It’s the one from Mitchells Vs The Machines
Bro really used the phone from the Mitchell's and the machines 💀
Lol
Hiiiiiii
Yup that's pal from the movie
LOL
Oh yes
Bro turned into a giant pokèball 💀
"The Sun is a deadly laser"Make me float😂
"Sun is a deadly laser"
The sun turns in to a deadly laser
Hey girl
@@SardonyxHintonhi
“ go outside “ “ no “ “ why? “ “ the sun is a deadly laser “
When a little child asks to go outside during the solar eclipse
bro got the pal 💀💀💀
From Mitchell’s VS Machines😂😂😂
Yeah fr lol 💀
bro run
"OH ok"
"Not anymore there's a blanket 😊"
The sun
I know what you're quoting from
It's from the entire world history I guess
@@sahzee02yes that's where the original audio is from
Now the animals can go on land
You about to become Michael Jackson if you go outside
"Tye sun is a deadly laser" got me rolling to the police station
Bro she looks like the phone from Michelles vs machines
Ikr
yeah true
“BUT NOW THERE’S A BLANKETTTTT!”
that's the death star Google it
@@DaGoatPlays wdym Ik what the Death Star is?
@@DaGoatPlaysAnd?
@@popdoo7098 crap
If the sun has a blanket then the..
MOON IS A dEadLy LAZEr💀💀
“Go outside”
“No!”
“Why?”
“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!!!”
Today is a eclipse 😂
*"Here's a blanket."*
Not anymore there no blanket
The sun burned the blanket
nope can't walk yet
@@Baldi_n_Friendsyou don’t know the joke
@@random89663and there's no food anyway
I like how the Sun just casually turns into the Death Star
Yeah
Same
True and made me laugh so hard
Is it a phone from that movie, dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig bread, piece of love and bread, dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog, pig dog pig?
@@jodiharris2263love the reference, btw the movie is call the mitchells vs. the machines
the sun is a deadly laser had me cracking up
mom:go outside/ me:NO THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
*tosses him a blanket*
“Not anymore, there's a blanket”
This comment is underrated
I don’t get it?
@@RalstonProdz the "sun is a deadly laser is a reference to this video which trended a few years back ruclips.net/video/xuCn8ux2gbs/видео.html the audio can be found at 3:02 in the video.
W comment truly a man of culture
69
Bro's phone is about to initiate a electronic apocalypse if he doesn't go outside
Fr
Ha!
Gamer's worst nightmare:GRASS
PC's worst nightmare:GETTING BREAKED
Netflix Movie reference?
@@decsag5081 maybe, prob yes cuz it looks like that one phone from the mitchells vs the machines.
“Why”
“THe SuN iS A DeAdlY lAsEr”
Is that pal from Mitchells vs the machines
Bro used the phone from the “Mitchell’s family” movie from Netflix 😂
Ikr
Lmao fr
Una película 🎞️ GOD
That phone is called Pal
its not even called mitchells family bro its called mitchells vs machines
SCP-001 has now activated
YESS
warning all scp foundation staff do not go outside the sun has become scp 001
“How many times did you watch this?”
“Yes”
Wait. That phone like Machines. Mitchells Vs Machines
Never knew.pal was still alive as a vacuum robot
After pal received water she ended his villain arc
Mom:go outside son: no! Mom: why? son: the sun is a deadly laser!
Dad : go outside son son : no dad : why son : the sun is a deadly laser ☠️☠️
✨NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET✨
Bro turned into the Death Star
The sun gone from cute to deadly 😂😂
The " Sun is a deadly laser" part really got me lol
" The Sun is a deadly laser"
Wise words from Dan's himself.
This sound is fire imo
Wise words from bill wurtz
it wasn't dan himself, it's sad how easily this type of creators can claim sounds and content as theirs
@@balrogdhe didn’t claim it this comment did but Dan gave credits to bill wurtz
@@ImSorryAmanai yeah bro at the end of the title where it aint even visible
@@balrogd it is visible you’re just blind
Bro turned into a Death Star
Mom: "why are you alywayse watching the same thing?"
Me: "yes"
“✨ Not Anymore There’s A Blanket!✨”
-Bill Wurtz
"now the animals (A.K.A, people) can go on land"
-also Bill wurtz
NO BLANKETS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
What do you mean there’s a blanket
@@FVFamily03 Blankets
@@StarMations7288 b l a n k e t s
"The sun is a deadly laser!"
"Sun becomes death star"
Bro you got to make this a real song
The sun is a deadly laser got me😂😂😂
My excuse when it's a hot day inn the summer:
Same
@YourmumsMAN69420df
The meme we didn’t deserve but needed
It was originally from history of the entire world I guess so he kinda stole it
@@Oreocreme99 ye it is
@@Oreocreme99duh
How do I get negative likes
@@Oreocreme99well atleast he put credits on it
Bro turned into a death star😂😂
BROS MOM REALLY BECAME A MOBILE🗣️🔥🔥
Bro became the death star 💀💀
no, he turned into a death egg 💀
That AI should ask *" Go touch some grass "* instead
the gras is a trillion spikes
that would be dumb to add
ikr
No
The grass is millions of blades
Bro turned into a death star
"How many times have you watched this?"
Me: Yes.
It sounds like a song and I like it!
Nobody gonna talk about this being
The Death Star
No
The sun is a deadly laser
"Go outside at night"
"No"
WHY
As a red head a can confirm this is true
the phone looks like MePhone4
lol
Could watch it on repeat for an hour
i am
I already have
M😊
Me too
😡😡😡😡😡🐸🐵🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣is stupid
"Go outside."
"N O"
"Why?"
"The sun is a deadly laser"
Meanwhile
The sun: *Turns into the fucking death star*
wow thanks i couldnt fucking see and hear that happen
bro discovered america
Lol
not anymore there's a blanket
HEY YOU SWEARD
POV:the solar eclipse:
People who heard about the eclipse
Next verse:
Grass is 1000 spikes
survival shop: Shrink portion FREE
Dwayne blanket 1$
No infinite