NO One Trash Talks Shepard's Crewmates! : Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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- Опубликовано: 17 мар 2023
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That culture didn't stop Thessia from getting stomped.
And yet the humans weren't bottle fed by the protheans to move beyond stone tipped spears
"While we explored space your kind fought wars against eachother, and for what?" - "for practise *loads magazine*"
Shepard: “ looks at Traynor” do not tell Liara about this!
Holy shit sheppard really said "priority thessia? Nah just another stroll in the park"
"It may have taken us a thousand generations but we've caught up to you in two of your lifetimes. From our perspective you're standing still."
She trash talked Traynor, then said “excuse me, I’m trying to play” when Shepherd trash talked her. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out!
"fought a lotta wars with them spears... won a few of them too"
I'm guessing the assari wish they had more commandos than dancers sorry joker gets me on that one all the time
Commander Shepard really is the quintessential scifi action hero chad of our era. Whether you're going paragon, renegade, or a mix of both he's always the baddest motherfucker in the room because he earned it. It's been over a decade and he's still in the top five video game protagonists that are, quite simply, built different.
Shepard: "trash talking doesn't work on Reapers"
Some Asari: “Haha I’m pretty good at tactics”
Never trash talk Shepherd. They trash talked two indoctrinated dudes so hard they offed themselves
“We were exploring the star while you were using stone tipped spears-“
That last line from her reminds me of that bit from 2 Broke Girls.
Renegade shepard :"Trash talk does not work on reapers"
"Traynor,"
Exploring space while we were killing mammoths with spears because they literally got gifted their knowledge by the protheans.
"We were exploring space
I mean Shepard’s right when have the Asari ever won. They were unable to beat the Rachni so had the Salarians use the Krogan, then when the Krogans rebeled they went wining to the Turians, fast forward to Mass Effect 3 despite Sovereign’s attack on the Citadel, Shepard’s countless warnings, the Collectors being the Protheans, the beacon they hid from the rest of the galaxy, and add the attack on Earth, Palaven, and Tuchanka how were they not even prepared? They literally had all the time and resources to prepare for the reapers and they wasted it.