The sequence of events at 13:09 was a true cinematic moment. "Is he friendly?" followed by Wilbur getting knocked off, then schlatt turning at the last second and his perfectly cut off scream
"I don't speak Spanish, schlatt." "It's Joseph kony..." "It's all in Chinese, schlatt." "You shouldn't have come to my pizza shop after it closed, brakowski." *_Famous lines_*
Shlatt editing his videos: This is a good chaotic video, i got the PERFECT soundtrack for this *puts peaceful ass animal crossing music as he screams loudly*
" "Stop spamming black schlatt in the chat - Jschlatt, 2019" " - some idiot who doesn't realize that these comments are fucking retarded and not funny and doesn't notice how stupid they are, 2019
I just uploaded a minecraft funny Moments video on my Channel where I played minecraft with complete Str@ngers. I'd appreciate it if anyone c()uld check it out and sub or drop a like, but no girls I swear if I see one girl
I mean I'm trying to read it but knowing some Japanese doesn't help that much...(I mean I can understand some caracters individually but chinese is not writen the same wzy)
bonk bonk thank you. It needed to be said. I was going to say something about it. I don’t ship them, I just really appreciate their dynamic, it’s so entertaining :))
Jyjae well they’re real people and not just a part of people’s gay fantasy fan fiction. wilbur said that shipping and fanfics are crossing the line for supporting and that u shouldn’t while schlatt said himself “do i like the schlatt and wilbur ship? no i don’t . i’m a real person don’t do that”
AbiLovesTheVOID yw! i’m really tired of shippers because they don’t realize that saying this shit about real people can affect their friendship and how they act around each other
schlatt: i've got them... i've got them... wilbur: what? what have you got? schlatt: **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED** wilbur: ...i don't speak spanish IM CRYING ISNJRBKDSB
yeah, I know it too: W(I)eA)KFD)OEjrtiwejreojiaDjiswdjiaowjdioidjaofdisoafgiheJHOITowsdfohaSwhodnujonujwak jaezankjuewfknij.. as we all know this is the correct way to speak it. jschlatt has educated me well.
@@emrahalien2972 jschlatt in chinese is actually vegvgsusuvgaugvUGVKvugIvygvigysvsg@/6@6/7@7/68@78*/@/78*2=8*6@/8/*7aigvuqviugqivgvg=7*#(7/#/(8@7@8@87@87*@787*88^6*@**@HAHAHUIABHUABHUHBBhaabhabhbhBhuauhbaubh[\hbu/(7\[$\[$\[hbuwhub
As someone who lives in Brooklyn, I can confirm that Italian music plays whenever I go buy some pizza.
i’m in the borough right above. people speak like that there too
lmao
As someone who lives in the bronx I can back that
@@monsterheart7748 same here
i was you 1,000 like
jschatt: intense mic explosion
wilbur: screaming in chinese
*Screams in spanish*
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
@@bleach4038 Ah, yes, le bleach
water flavored ice cream hey man I saw your older videos. Can you upload more?
我不知道了那个是中国文。
Why is this such a different energy than the unedited version
Editing skills
It’s because they edited it
@@barackobama1381 thank you, obama
epic gamer owo always here to help
What was the original energy-
The sequence of events at 13:09 was a true cinematic moment. "Is he friendly?" followed by Wilbur getting knocked off, then schlatt turning at the last second and his perfectly cut off scream
It made me jump XDD
@@clarity.3 SAME I JUMPED SO MUCH AND IM IN CLASS
IT LEGIT STARTLED ME 😂😂😂😂
@@yoonglie SAME I DROPPED MY PHONE LMFAO
**aggressive mic explosion**
“ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏ ˢᵖᵃⁿⁱˢʰ”
How the fuck-
*HOW DID YOU DO THE TINY CUTE WRITING-*
HOW
HOW
No hablo Espano
Imagine watching it with normal textures just to see the stupidity of everything they do
brennan tibbetts Wilbur said that in the actual stream
they switched to normal textures at the end of the stream to survey the damages.
I know but if we watched it in normal textures while they played it in wack mode simultaneously
Like if we had a cameraman with the normal texture pack on.
*"jar included"*
oh
oh no
Hopefully nothing catches on fire this time
You can invest inside the jar
Oh no
CUM SCHLATT
fuck it
schlatt tribute
As a Chinese person I can confirm that Schlatt’s Chinese is as spot on as the quality of his mic and his Italian accent
Nice
He sounds very fluent. I wonder if he practiced on Duolingo.
As a Russian, I can confirm you have drink vodka before
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Hello my comrade
"I don't speak Spanish, schlatt."
"It's Joseph kony..."
"It's all in Chinese, schlatt."
"You shouldn't have come to my pizza shop after it closed, brakowski."
*_Famous lines_*
It’s Bukalski
i think its Bukowski?
@@youtubewatcher27 dam didn’t ask 🤦♂️
Sorry 😐
@@SurBean ok??????
I think it's Bukowski, I'm polish and he said it the wrong way XD It's something like Bukovski
The blocks were censored by the Chinese government
Good one
Good one
Good one
Good one
Goood one
Schlatt: Is the most American sounding businessman to ever run for president
Also Schlatt: *Terrible Brooklyn Accent™* "This is my American accent."
Ayyyy I’m New Yoiker get da fuk outta ere u bosty
Patrick Crandall im wolkin ere
ayyy fuck you
ayyy how ya doin luigi how are tha kids
Bruh I know Chinese and yet I can't write it.
Skyblock but Schlatt and Wilbur both share a single brain cell
Hydra Lunatic isn’t that literally everything they do?
Hydra Lunatic bold of you to assume there’s even a whole brain cell in existence amongst them.
I am the 3rd reply.
I am the 4th reply
Accurate
schlatt is as slow as carson in uploading highlights of old vods
Thanks, now i know whats going on. I had a dejavu the whole time and now i finally found out Thanks XD
vods
@@mika2483 same I was sooo confused lmao
dw robo highlights uploads their vods faster thanb you can say epstein dint kill himself
@@mika2483 i thought the exact same thing i thought this video happened before lmao
Shlatt editing his videos: This is a good chaotic video, i got the PERFECT soundtrack for this *puts peaceful ass animal crossing music as he screams loudly*
yes
schlatt : * *makes demonic sounds* *
Wilbur : "i don't speak spanish"
Have you heard Spanish
It’s terrifying they speak so fast
@@SurBean I mean every language is terrifying if you say it loud and fast enough.
@@davidlee7676 yeah ur right
@@SurBean i'm spanish, if It fast or not, It depends in the nation they were born
@@davidlee7676 "QUE PASO QUE PASO QUE PASO?!"
this happened like 3 months ago LMAO love it anyway
aged like a fine wine
+jschlatt hell yeah it is ;)
@@jschlattLIVE
fuck yeah it did
thank jschlatt i already watch it
XD
Schlatt: Clearly speaking chinese.
Wilbur: I don't speak Spanish.
“Clearly”
@@jayde8797 well yeah it was obviously chinese🙄
@@zoe.b.8548 Ikr idk how I didn’t see it immediately. Gahh
@@zoe.b.8548 yea😑
It's not a schlatt - wilbur collab if it doesn't start with *WILBUUUUUUUUUUUUR* *clap clap clap clap*
Get out of here Obama
@@classifiedamphibian4649 what are you a liberal
The Official Barack H. Obama RUclips Channel hold on, this entire operation was your idea
The Official Barack H. Obama RUclips Channel no, he’s a whale biologist.
Ok Obama
13:55 they sound like cavemen first discovering fire
“Stop spamming black schlatt in the chat” - Jschlatt, 2019
" "Stop spamming black schlatt in the chat - Jschlatt, 2019" " - some idiot who doesn't realize that these comments are fucking retarded and not funny and doesn't notice how stupid they are, 2019
Lmao wtf 😂
Happy_ Mcfuntime yo wtf chill out my guy, someone’s mad. Baby rage 🤭🤣
He be baby ragin' man
@@happy_mcfuntime5732 sir
Every episode Schlatt should use a skin that is slightly more bald than the last
F
Y e s.
And after that his head starts gradually disintegrating until it’s just gone
yes
The return we’ve all been waiting for
Schlatt is a Uyghur confirmed
Juan Cortez Muro Same.. except dead as in the painful way
This was a month ago
This isn't his legit return, Watch his VODS.
i literally screamed
I think Minecraft challenges are just college art projects at this point
I just uploaded a minecraft funny Moments video on my Channel where I played minecraft with complete Str@ngers. I'd appreciate it if anyone c()uld check it out and sub or drop a like, but no girls I swear if I see one girl
@@soa0 you just cop a stroke?
@@soa0
dude we're concerned for your health
MapleMilk 2016: modded skyblock, survival, hunger games
2019: can i beat minecraft skyblock only using my penis
You got that right baby!
6:09 hope he doesn’t have neighbours, they would be annoyed to hear someone shouting at the top of their lungs in a Brooklyn accent
“How are we gonna stay warm”
And the random sexual tension shows itself once again
It shows up every single time I swear
It’s seasonal
You didn't know they are a gay couple?
Wait what
@@wolverpooll (they’re not actually)
Imagine if Chinese people actually spoke like a microwave.
Underated comment
What
@@dude_tut5800 Jschlatt was trying to read the Chinese symbols and when he was he sounded like a microwave. That's the joke.
we do
i dont know what kind of microwave you have but i think you need to take it back
Guys, how do I ask schlatt out?
I just don't know how.
i believe in you obama, you can do it
@@BobTheBob9 thanks man, I appreciate it. any advice would help.
@@GDANARCHY just about to say that
Obama what’s your last name?
@@GDANARCHY u lookin 2 fight?
More concerned about the Chinese than the invisible floor
“The presidential campaign”
“No, no, this one’s too scary”
Hits different in November 2020
anything that is blank in their inventory:
schlatt and wilbur: "is it a sapling?"
He gonna start saying “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
*FIT*
*M*
*C*
Popbob is back
Yes
0-0
Schlatt: Can I even try to pronounce it?
Wilbur: Yeah sure give it a shot
Schlatt: **intense breathing**
Schlatt: **demonic sounds**
Woah, it’s crazy we watched the same video! Incredible!
@@iSomeDood woah i think i watched that to! cool!
@@zoe.b.8548 It's crazy how people can stumble into the same video!
@@iSomeDood Ikr!
13:15 That genuinely scared the shit out of me
I actually jumped
Angie Campo I read this comment as the scene played
It scared me even after I knew it was coming
11:53:
"Presidential campaign"
"No, too scary"
Well.. Now we know why Schlatt saying 'presidential campaign' was scary for Wilbur
this hits diff after nov 16th
*sees Jschlatt Youtooz with a “jar included”*
Me: *gets ptsd flashback to the pony jar project*
To the WHAT project
Killbent oh my sweet summer child... you don’t want to know
@@gusgus0070 I was a fool and looked it up... You were right I'm sorry for not heeding your warning
I think that's the joke
@@gusgus0070 okay gusgus00
jschlatt this was done back in the 1980s why are you just now posting it
Emily mae 1980’s internet is very slow
he got arrested in 1999 after murdering 3 women with his steel toe Timberlands, his prison sentence has only just ended.
Wilbur soot 得知他啊唷兼備既定好好休
Milo?
MILO
I mean I'm trying to read it but knowing some Japanese doesn't help that much...(I mean I can understand some caracters individually but chinese is not writen the same wzy)
好感胡女人笨女人等人
我
just bought the youtooz and came back to watch yt and was blessed to find this
n5rd same for me
Same bro
Same can’t wait
Same
Immediate-buyer-gang rise up
"Is he friendly?"
"Yes"
*wilbur gets brutally murdered*
*schlatt looks away from beast for 2 sec*
*schlatt looks up* aAAA
Ah, so this is what they canonically do in the afterlife.......
yes
You’ve just given me a brilliant headcanon, every Wilbur and jschlatt video from a year ago is now canonically what they did in the afterlife
@@millyhearts that’s amazing.
Please stfu
@@slop4308 no
This duo never fail to make my day. Their dynamic is so amazing and entertaining :)
Awwww that's so gay!
Thomas Wiltherford hey just letting you know schlatt and wilbur are both uncomfortable with shipping so uh stop??
bonk bonk thank you. It needed to be said. I was going to say something about it. I don’t ship them, I just really appreciate their dynamic, it’s so entertaining :))
Jyjae well they’re real people and not just a part of people’s gay fantasy fan fiction. wilbur said that shipping and fanfics are crossing the line for supporting and that u shouldn’t while schlatt said himself “do i like the schlatt and wilbur ship? no i don’t . i’m a real person don’t do that”
AbiLovesTheVOID yw! i’m really tired of shippers because they don’t realize that saying this shit about real people can affect their friendship and how they act around each other
Who’s jschlatt and why did Michelle send me here.
mr obama get down they’re gonna shoot
Why am I talking to Obama im just a whale biologist
ok obama
@@classifiedamphibian4649 do you speak whaleboor?
@@dxrpz1669 im a whale biologist not a whale linguist
I"m Polish and I'm truly blessed that they used the polish surname, Bukalski
same lol
No you're not polish, your African.
It's Bukowski tho
@@waterrail_ I heard Bukalski hah
My friends polish (I didn’t need to say that)
Me: Knows Chinese
Wilbur: "The H with the waffle under it"
Me:
W H E E Z E
where
I feel like JSchlatt is the older brother and is always forced to play with his younger brother (Wilbur), but he is secretly having a lot of fun.
I went to China once...
and at the airport I was greeted with:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How old is this vod-
Edit: OKAY ANIMAL CROSSING MUSIC I LOVE IT-
I love animal crossing music too heh
Have you ever watched schlatt? He always uses it
I've been listening to animal crossing music a lot more lately and its all i hear in videos now-
the vod’s like 1.5 months old and he always uses animal crossing music
Have I offended someone? I wasn't really active on youtube and never really listened to the background music-
(Sorry if I offended someone xd)
schlatt: i've got them... i've got them...
wilbur: what? what have you got?
schlatt: **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED**
wilbur: ...i don't speak spanish
IM CRYING ISNJRBKDSB
high on infinity screams of the damned why do I love this so much
Its void.mp3
Haha bro spamming random all caps letters is really really funny bro I wish you would do it on every comment you made that would be so funny.
It would be so funny please do more
Timestamp?
Would love too see Schlatt play animal crossing
he’s find a way to make it sexual
It’s funnier when you know chinese
Yes it is lol
yeah, I know it too: W(I)eA)KFD)OEjrtiwejreojiaDjiswdjiaowjdioidjaofdisoafgiheJHOITowsdfohaSwhodnujonujwak jaezankjuewfknij.. as we all know this is the correct way to speak it.
jschlatt has educated me well.
@@emrahalien2972 jschlatt in chinese is actually vegvgsusuvgaugvUGVKvugIvygvigysvsg@/6@6/7@7/68@78*/@/78*2=8*6@/8/*7aigvuqviugqivgvg=7*#(7/#/(8@7@8@87@87*@787*88^6*@**@HAHAHUIABHUABHUHBBhaabhabhbhBhuauhbaubh[\hbu/(7\[$\[$\[hbuwhub
it’s so painful to watch this when you know mandarin
amanda b i felt this
E it
Omg
“what’s 泥土? is that cobble?” all i feel is pain
@@paddy650 E
Minecraft Skyblock, but Wilbur falls off every five minutes
I remember this stream, always wondered why it wasn't made into a video
9:19
bro i love it when sclatts laugh goes full minecraft witch
14:00
Wilbur: *flashback to I get a random block every minute video*
when he spawned in snow and the animal crossing snow music came on i physically smiled
pretty groovy! How do you smile, if not physically?
how do you smile unphysically
i’m capable of things you could never imagine
@@s1ckmvse 😳
@@s1ckmvse :)
13:15
His scream matched with the way the screen shook KILLED me
Interviewer:
Please introduce yourself
Me:
15:22
I was looking for this 😂
“Stop hitting Confucius, that’s bad karma!”
“THAT’S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT RELIGION”
I fucking can’t holy shit
3:32 my microwave when the pizza rolls are cooking
This video made me laugh so hard wtf Wilbur and Jschlatts humors mix so well together
The turnaround time on Schlatt’s streams is honestly incredible.
Rohan Patel yeah what was this one like 2 months
"it's just drawings of little houses" ... russian has drawings of chairs who's gonna tell him
schlatt: *makes some noise that sounds like wails of hell*
wilbur: i-i don’t speak spanish
Your figure looks like it’s trying to sell me back my soul at an inflated price
block:
Schlatt and Wilbur: "Is that a sapling?"
I absolutely adore the dynamic between these two, I really hope the shipping doesn't prevent them from doing more things together :>
Just bought my Jschlatt youtooz. It 100% not a scam 😊
Zebra 12101
How much did he pay you?
@@tomweston939 That's between me and Schlatt. My superior told me I can discuss this type of content. 😂😁
Someone help this man he is clearly being held hostage
Just bought mine! Although Schlatt is known as a s c a m m e r it’s legit .^.
Autumn Fox I need one mailed to me to be sure. For free of course.
6:33 i know this is only a joke but fun fact there’s a lot of polish people in chicago and new york haha
Fun fact, there are a lot of people in new york and chicago
Fun fact, there are people in New York and Chicago
@@obamna7104 fun fact, New York and Chicago
fun fact,
3:45 im p sure "泥土" means dirt... but then I don't know how they got sapling from that
I’ve been watching two men speak in Brooklyn for five minutes now.
lol I love how you said Brooklyn like it was a legitimate separate language
hjönk hjönk am goose as a new yorker, it is, you have to learn it if you want to live thete
You love to see it
so glad to see that they're resolving their marital issues :)
I’ve never clicked faster, I’ve been fiending for some more Wilbur and Schlatt content
After this recording schlatt probably saw a child and asked if it was a sapling
11:35 the pure emotion in this clip is amazing
13:16 actually scared me
Jschlatt is going bald. What a *BOOMER*
Jschlatt was calling people boomers like 6 months ago
I really hope the jar isn't for what I think it is.
Nathan Weir it's for rainbow dash sorry i don't make the rules
crackin mysock oh god oh fuck
SCHLATT CUMJAR SCHLATT CUMJAR SCHLATT CUMJAR SCHLATT CUMJAR
objects that i’ve shoved up my arse
4:51 Wilbur Soot **TORNADO OVER MY HOUSE**
0:46 best opening ever
I laughed so hard at this I vomited all over my keyboard and now some of the keys don't work
Rickymcrockface WHAT AHAH
LMAOOOO
YOU FINE DUDE?
Omg-
OP UPDATE THE STORY
you need to do more wilbur streams, like fast
me: you saw this three months ago
also me: watch it again
“Jazzed up crucifixes” -WilburSoot 2019
wilbur's poor eardrums have to tolerate schlatt's voice throughout the years😭
I can't wait for the next evolution of skyblock; skyblock but there is no sky
*B L O C C*
Skyblock, but no
11:49
schlatt: yeah presidential campaign
wilbur: nooo :O
me, post l'manberg election: 👁️👄👁️💧
awh yeah
and then theres nov 16
13:16 no jumpscare has ever made me jump like this
I was wheeze-laughing at one point but the problem with that was I’m sick so I legitimately couldn’t get air and I almost died
As a person from Hong Kong his chinese pronounciation was spot on
It’s like Schlatt blessed me with a video after buying youtooz
Schlatt: "Or should I call you by your real name...? Cody!"
Me: Offended that my name is a Frat Boy name
13:17 I actually shat myself
Every block in this gamemode: *exists*
Schlatt: is that a sapling?
Poor Wilbur 😂 he has to deal with all of Schlatt’s antics
0:53
can’t wait to replace my carson youtooz with a jschlatt youtooz
😬
this aged Very well
Oh no
guess that was a good decision huh?
good call
its amazing i can come back to this video in any part and they still haven't accomplished anything
* intense mic noises. Wilbur: “I don’t speak Spanish”
When ur Chinese but can’t read the text because it’s traditional instead of simplified
Thank god lol I’m learning simplified chinese as my third language and i thought I was really dumb because I couldn’t read anything 😭
return the west philippine sea pls
@@leiziefy ????????
relatable
me as hong kong that can read traditional and also simplifed: *i'm powerful.*
Schlatt and Wilbur are too good for this mortal realm, I cried laughing at the Brooklyn pizza shop bit