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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @karismadawn
    @karismadawn Год назад +404

    “You weaponized the naked shitters” had me crying

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Год назад

      Someone hit me a with a timestamp?

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Год назад +4

      Gotta be around or a little passed 1:31:30

    • @Nobody-dd3hr
      @Nobody-dd3hr Год назад +10

      Bro ate too many edibles now he's talking to himself lmao.

    • @karismadawn
      @karismadawn Год назад +2

      @@sethbishop68901:13:23

    • @OGmudclone2900
      @OGmudclone2900 Год назад

      Naked shitter convention they said lmao

  • @dragdubs
    @dragdubs Год назад +149

    Charlie - “Jackson pick a number 1-12”
    Jackson - “Ok but let me take my clothes off first”

  • @NutZach830
    @NutZach830 Год назад +714

    Charlie cannot let Jackson have anything lmfao

  • @MIK_IL
    @MIK_IL Год назад +171

    Shout out to the guy who used telepathy to talk to all of us and he didn’t even blink a muscle

  • @ArkBenji
    @ArkBenji Год назад +64

    These podcasts are so laid back and natural. I feel like I'm just eavesdropping on some friends shooting the breeze.

  • @12trillioniq25
    @12trillioniq25 Год назад +146

    1:18:40 fucking legendary podcast moment

    • @meggydon
      @meggydon Год назад +13

      That part had me crying lmaoooo

    • @sham9505
      @sham9505 Год назад +6

      Bro one of my favorite moments 💀

  • @moonlitrosebud9781
    @moonlitrosebud9781 Год назад +34

    I think an important point that was missed with portable gaming is that you have MANY people that have invested in their game library through steam. I bought a steam deck and decided to buy another for my family because it has served us well! For those individuals that moved from console gaming to the computer and miss that console experience without the price tag of reinvesting for the exact games they own I think is a huge driving factor that sold so many to the steam deck.

  • @arecfeakes2478
    @arecfeakes2478 Год назад +34

    "let's wrap?" "Yeah" "Wait Jackson do you want to hear how you were right about pooping naked?" 1 1:12:58 17 minutes more of a conversation 😂😂😂

  • @drpractic
    @drpractic Год назад +37

    The shitting debate got pretty heated but ngl I don't think any debate can top the intensity of the AI one from a few months ago, that one was so chaotic and hilarious with everyone screaming into the mic simultaneously on top of their lungs

    • @PenThePenguin0298
      @PenThePenguin0298 Год назад +13

      Was that the one where jackson was saying AI will turn into terminators or some shit? That debate had my sides hurting

    • @mylam658
      @mylam658 Год назад +1

      lmao i remember that one, that episode still lives rent free in my head.

    • @Edgazx
      @Edgazx Год назад +1

      @@mylam658can you link the vid?

    • @mylam658
      @mylam658 Год назад

      @@Edgazx Sure, but idk if it will show because sometimes yt hides links. If it doesn't show you it, you can just search "official podcast ai" and it will be the first to show up.

  • @orikku
    @orikku Год назад +37

    Last episode was one of my favourites, can’t wait to hear this legendary debate

  • @TJ_Sports314
    @TJ_Sports314 Год назад +213

    you help me through my darkest times more than my flashlight thank you charlie

    • @Theetam0
      @Theetam0 Год назад +97

      did you mean fleshlight

    • @alexbryda
      @alexbryda Год назад +7

      I'm with ya! These podcasts help ease my crippling anxiety everyday at work❤ much respect and i hope things get better for you 🙏

    • @Lynxx52
      @Lynxx52 Год назад +6

      💖Wholesome 💖

    • @dhdh
      @dhdh Год назад +2

      @@Theetam0 prob

    • @piclebob
      @piclebob Год назад +9

      @@Theetam0 No, because a flashlight lights up the darkness of the dark times, but it could be a genius writing technique that creates a double meaning

  • @JayInTheGreen
    @JayInTheGreen Год назад +14

    The naked shitter arc is definitely one of my favorite ones of the Official Podcast

  • @DurzaOnYT
    @DurzaOnYT Год назад +9

    These voice mails at the end are so funny kaya please sprinkle them in for a debate it was freaking hilarious

  • @TwilightWolf2508
    @TwilightWolf2508 Год назад +16

    In defense of jackson: When at home, I take off my pants to use the bathroom because they're annoying. I also tend to take my shirt off purely as a habit from being a kid. I was always told to keep my shirt up to keep it out of the way and not get anything on it, I got tired of homding it up so I started either just taking it off or one-arming it. Aside from that, my bathroom isn't air conditioned and I live in the most humid place in the continental us and it's always hot af so it helps. It's also just more comfy.

  • @LoneCactus-VEVO
    @LoneCactus-VEVO Год назад +9

    Getting home from the gym and having a naked shit before hitting the shower is consistently one of the highlights of my day.

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss Год назад +11

    I love how confident Kaya is… especially when he has no idea about, and no experience about, what he’s talking about.

  • @GamingEdwards
    @GamingEdwards Год назад +3

    I was born in Brazil and that type of podcast they mentioned at the beginning is very popular there. Other Brazilians can confirm, Pânico an Rádio was a radio/podcast show that used the same formula as these new men vs women podcasts.

  • @twinborn6028
    @twinborn6028 Год назад +3

    I really needed this podcast right now, thank you guys

  • @nickc7429
    @nickc7429 Год назад +7

    Charlie saying “I don’t like hearing that you do that” sent me 😂
    Most honest reason people get pissed off about things that don’t affect them at all

  • @vertigo3792
    @vertigo3792 Год назад +6

    This is my favorite episode yet. I love this

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- Год назад +6

    This is an instant classic episode

  • @Inebriated_Goat
    @Inebriated_Goat Год назад +137

    I listened to this on Patreon and i gotta say im against Jackson on this one. Getting completely naked to shit reminds of how butters from south park pulls his pants completely down and lifts his shirt to take a piss 💀

    • @Azzie420
      @Azzie420 Год назад +16

      Fr that made me uncomfortable I seen a Grown Ass Dude do it IRL and was embarrassed af

    • @freddyg6094
      @freddyg6094 Год назад +1

      Agreed

    • @JackTheBunny
      @JackTheBunny Год назад +4

      I do that in the mcdonald's bathroom in the urinal

    • @The88shrimp
      @The88shrimp Год назад +10

      @@JackTheBunny THAT WAS YOU??

    • @kiwirooks7299
      @kiwirooks7299 Год назад +6

      I once got completely naked to shit in preschool, forgot to put my shirt back on, then walked all the way back outside to recess before I realized I was shirtless.

  • @bunklypeppz
    @bunklypeppz Год назад +31

    Kaya coming in hot with the self-report early on. Although I can't say I'm surprised that he'd watch the Whatever podcast and think the guy hosting it is just saying reasonable, common sense takes.

  • @Starzoh
    @Starzoh Год назад +42

    Man this is definitely a podcast episode. Please Official Podcast, make more podcast episodes.

    • @susanissajoke
      @susanissajoke Год назад +4

      hilarious....
      now go go join the other 5000 people writing the same thing on other podcasts

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre Год назад +12

    Andrew, i truly appreciate the FMA references!

  • @Nannada1212
    @Nannada1212 Год назад +1

    "we're so out of touch, it still sells"
    Less than a minute later
    "yeah, I bought that version too, might get the new one too"

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 Год назад +2

    These podcast episodes sure are the best. We can't wait to see more of these.

    • @iduncan5424
      @iduncan5424 Год назад

      yea still so fresh even tho theyve been goin 300 episodes thats a good podcast

  • @whatev2453
    @whatev2453 Год назад +7

    Brady thinking he could be having a Winter Soldier episode while high is so fucking funny

  • @JaydenB_2k24
    @JaydenB_2k24 Год назад +9

    17:00 missed great sneako joke their 😂😂😂

  • @joe4339
    @joe4339 Год назад

    I've been trying to remember Evergrace for so many years now. The song from the starting area still pops into my head sometimes.

  • @vertigo3792
    @vertigo3792 Год назад +8

    Jackson picked the guy with the best argument for his cause

  • @bravojohny3390
    @bravojohny3390 Год назад +10

    Tears of the kingdom is 96 on meta critic AND 8.7 on user scores. Andrew was 100% correct on this one

  • @prodsorted
    @prodsorted Год назад +3

    the only way i can describe this podcast.
    andrew is andrew.
    jackson is jackson.
    kaya is kaya.
    charlie: 🧔🏻‍♀️

  • @dakotaredden2483
    @dakotaredden2483 Год назад +1

    i was eating clam chowder when i got to the part where big K is talking about Brady zoning out while eating and I had to click back a minute or so to hear that part cuz I zoned out eating my soup lmao

  • @jamesf8507
    @jamesf8507 Год назад +3

    I love that Kaya immediately leads with “I agree with the ridiculous alpha male podcasters” and “let’s talk about s3x pats”

    • @timer4164
      @timer4164 Год назад +1

      He's right though

    • @TheVideoIsLongEnough
      @TheVideoIsLongEnough Год назад +1

      ​@@timer4164not the "divorce isn't real, abusive relationships shouldn't end" podcast supporter 💀

    • @timer4164
      @timer4164 Год назад

      @@TheVideoIsLongEnough don't know whаt you're talking about dude

    • @TheVideoIsLongEnough
      @TheVideoIsLongEnough Год назад

      @@timer4164 the podcast kaya brings up you can go watch yourself and discover it's a treasure trove of psychotic bad takes

  • @testing85
    @testing85 Год назад +2

    Truly debating the important things

  • @RowanDeer
    @RowanDeer Год назад +3

    The console/pc argument was so infuriating to listen to. It's kinda crazy that none of them were able to answer the question of "why can't they just sell beefy pcs for 500 bucks." They literally lose money on the sale of each console and depend on the sale of software to subsizide the cost.

  • @vtet
    @vtet Год назад

    I felt bad today for no explicable reason but getting to this on my playlist of videos to listen to ended up helping me a lot

  • @DietMtnDew
    @DietMtnDew Год назад +11

    When you realize youv'e outgrown the podcast. Cheers and GL fellas.

  • @TMOFApollios
    @TMOFApollios Год назад +1

    Uh, Jerry springer did throw fists vs Dr evil, a very canonical episode.

  • @ChipOnAStick
    @ChipOnAStick Год назад +2

    I love Charlie's silence when everyone's talking console specs, Steam Deck and portable computers because, god, these guys had no idea what they were talking about. Low key painful.

  • @humantrash7980
    @humantrash7980 Год назад +62

    1:18:40 made me laugh so hard

    • @graycin3391
      @graycin3391 Год назад +25

      That was me lol 😭

    • @DurzaOnYT
      @DurzaOnYT Год назад +15

      @@graycin3391 that was gold

    • @YouTubeHandlesSuck420
      @YouTubeHandlesSuck420 Год назад +1

      @@graycin3391what made you sigh and also was that really the end of the voicemail? 😂

    • @brandonjustis
      @brandonjustis Год назад

      That was a golden moment. I think that might've been a plant to firmly dissuade people from the "naked shitters" camp and have others put a shirt on at least.

  • @Sue_Me_Too
    @Sue_Me_Too Год назад +1

    Jesus! Its like every RUclipsr uploaded a video this morning

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite Год назад +15

    charlie always uses the most peculiar, advanced vocabulary when elaborating on things and its hilarious 😭

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      Ban pornography, homosexuality, transgenderism, masturbation, and what children are exposed to should be important dress nicer and fancier and repent and worship the one true GOD JESUS CHRIST. If I had my way this country would be cleaned up and everyone would be at peace and happy because of all of these ideals.

    • @jollthebro
      @jollthebro Год назад

      hi daniel

  • @sagemodejay5376
    @sagemodejay5376 Год назад

    This podcast really got me through a lot. Shout out to the boys and the cool community around them 🎉

  • @aqueous5099
    @aqueous5099 Год назад +53

    Jackson is totally right. These debates are a decades old thing and it’s just a reformatting of this cultural clash of tropes. We just ignore or put to the sidelines that gender roles are constantly being challenged and pressured and people are constantly agitated. I could write an essay about it, but a prime example are tomboys. In the 80s or 90s, they finally became fairly acceptable, but before the 60s, women with short hair who didn’t wear skirts were almost shunned and barred from most places. Now a bunch of losers are talking about how we’ve gone too far and need to go back to that. But they’re just carrying a generational insecurity of a dying power structure. Rather than rationally dissect the distinct contemporary issues people face in their demographics, they want to blame every problem on not forcing weird gender roles, purposes, and functions on people like they are these programmed robots who serve this grand system-rather than their own self interest. We can discuss the shortcomings and insufficiencies of our social organization without taking away people’s agency and ability to define their own meaning. Because that’s what it all is. There is no absolute “truth” that encompasses and serves all humanity or all life. If we simply lived to procreate and pass down genes, why would we create so much in this world to represent who we are? Because it’s not just about survival, it’s about living, and no one gets to tell you how you live. Our meaning is our reason, and that is self-exclusive. No one can tell you what your reason is.

    • @johnthegamerman404
      @johnthegamerman404 Год назад +14

      very intricate wording dedicated to talking about a toilet

    • @jman809
      @jman809 Год назад +4

      cope

    • @aqueous5099
      @aqueous5099 Год назад +4

      @@johnthegamerman404 is that really why you listen to four grown men discuss unaimed topics? Toilets? Well, I support your absurdity within reason but that’s not interesting to me.

    • @aqueous5099
      @aqueous5099 Год назад +3

      @@jman809 what percentage cope?

    • @Ilive_420
      @Ilive_420 Год назад +1

      ​@@jman809 Ironic coming from a person who can't cope with Attack on Titan's manga ending lmao touch grass

  • @LongJoeSilver
    @LongJoeSilver Год назад +10

    In the Aussie land, Jackson stood apart,
    Unconventional act, he did impart.
    Naked defecation, his unique way,
    Seeking control, vulnerability's sway.
    With the shrink's guidance, insights unfurled,
    Yearning for control, in a wild world.
    Nakedness brought order, a paradoxical call,
    Authenticity embraced, emotions enthrall ~ChatGPT~

  • @jvvayne555
    @jvvayne555 Год назад +9

    Kaya is once again damned to be stuck in time, when will his crimes end

  • @Skaiform
    @Skaiform Год назад +1

    What’s weird is, I was just thinking about this contentious debate

  • @itsssmaddym1933
    @itsssmaddym1933 Год назад

    i never ever get bored and i fall asleep to this so fast much love 💌

  • @agusganji
    @agusganji Год назад +2

    Custody Clash is a fire name for a show and it wasn't properly acknowledged

  • @BerzinskyMusic
    @BerzinskyMusic Год назад +1

    Two banger episodes back to back. I don't shit naked unless it is a pre or post shower shit, and I won't do it otherwise. However I am actually on Jackson's side now. I think his argument is valid

  • @earlofill2580
    @earlofill2580 Год назад +4

    I heard “cuck” so many times within 20 minutes it doesn’t sound like a word anymore

  • @Tez_Kiryu
    @Tez_Kiryu Год назад +4

    I had a terrible night, this episode made me laugh so hard. 10/10

  • @gabbagulag2299
    @gabbagulag2299 Год назад

    Saying socks are like handcuffs when you take a shit is wild 😂😂

  • @weevil9619
    @weevil9619 Год назад +1

    Fucked up in the crib watching The Official Podcast

  • @elitelegends5970
    @elitelegends5970 Год назад +2

    3/4 cams turned on for this one, not bad

  • @activevertex4475
    @activevertex4475 Год назад

    “You’re weird for shitting naked, its so much extra wastes time. Anyways im gonna flush the toilet by karate kicking the flusher so I can avoid spending two seconds washing my hands”

  • @davidsantiago7808
    @davidsantiago7808 Год назад +1

    56:20 andrew is wrong becuase it doesnt matter how buggy or messy a game is. If a game is fun people will play it, thats it. If they enjoy it they will rate the game highly. That's it. Quality and polish only matters to an extent, what really matters is if the game is fun.

  • @devinroling5895
    @devinroling5895 Год назад +1

    9:48 hearing Cr1TiKaL call Maury "That Murray Show"

  • @teensierkitty4214
    @teensierkitty4214 Год назад +1

    "has there ever been a cuck podcast?"
    Buddy I'm watching it right now

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong7891 Год назад +1

    I love Andrew's FMA reference

  • @branestron9521
    @branestron9521 Год назад +1

    Love how every topic ends with them talking about immortality .

  • @flipina
    @flipina Год назад

    Been out of the loop for a bit and come back to an episode with Kaya swinging right at the beginning, whew!

  • @iduncan5424
    @iduncan5424 Год назад +6

    jackson stands so still sometimes i think his camera is off lmao

  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 Год назад +6

    I am convinced that everyone who thinks pooping naked is weird are people who have never pooped naked before. I can't believe Jackson is getting so much push back over being completely right

  • @BaileyAbunai
    @BaileyAbunai Год назад +2

    1:29:14 this man leans back on the toilet! That's gotta be the most disgustingly unhinged thing I've heard in my life! I clean my toilet regularly and the first thing to get dirty is always the lid. Its a biohazard after the first flush. That's like a nightmare! How could you lean back into piss and shit mist condensation and then lay in bed, or sit on your couch or in your car I'm having a mini panic attack just worrying that there are real life maniacs out there doing that. Every waiting room, uber, movie theater just everywhere 😰
    Or even worse, they're naked and put a shirt on after 😱
    Just trapping that shit in there 🤮

  • @badadvice787
    @badadvice787 Год назад +1

    33:53 Emulation is legal. Sony would throw a legal fit. The online functionality would be the biggest barrier.

  • @Deity016
    @Deity016 Год назад

    Just glad I’m not the only one

  • @Omegaxis
    @Omegaxis Год назад

    Kinda surprised that Evergrace was mentioned. It’s the first fromsoftware game I played as a kid and I loved it. The soundtrack is god tier.

  • @fr0ck360
    @fr0ck360 Год назад +4

    You guys need to talk about Boogie vs WingsOfRedemption fight in the next podcast.
    I would love to see Ethan Ralph fighting Boogie although Ethan would 101% run away and make excuses lol

  • @ashwinbtdmt4786
    @ashwinbtdmt4786 Год назад +4

    Just finished this at 125 x 👍 much thanks

  • @russian_knight
    @russian_knight 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love Kaya's schizo rants so much, best part of the show tbh

  • @beeza
    @beeza Год назад

    Pretty sure Watchmen told us the story of an immortal cuck who didn’t care

  • @GatorConnor
    @GatorConnor Год назад +1

    Sometimes, when i have diarrhea mid shit, sometimes, i have to take the full fit off. Jackson has a point fr

  • @mimikirstein1225
    @mimikirstein1225 Год назад

    1:08:10 me rn listing to all your podcasts to distract myself from the blinkers I juts took

  • @Shazoo1997
    @Shazoo1997 Год назад +1

    For a man that fucked around with a drunk (same) guy who flashed his creditcard info, Kaya can be really sweet.
    Good lad.

  • @lead4dinner737
    @lead4dinner737 Год назад

    the totk map is certainly not “the same” with different layers. it’s very different

  • @mehomies2142
    @mehomies2142 Год назад +1

    The thing is, I own both the PS5 and Series X. The Series X has by far the best software functionality and features between the 2.

  • @CommanderWar64
    @CommanderWar64 Год назад +5

    I did edibles with a coworker who smokes a lot before closing at work once. Worst experience of my life but it makes for a good story. Basically I learned what the attention span of a goldfish was, I couldn't focus for more than 10 seconds on anything (even the thought of thinking about focusing). Everything I saw was like it was in "theater mode" and I was sitting watching myself. Because I couldn't focus on making drinks (Starbucks) my coworker sent me to the back she'd take care of everything and honestly she was a godsend. It was like time was repeating, or tripled in length. I thought my 10 minute break was over within what was probably only 1-2 minutes, my anxiety was out of control, I was super stressed and panicking so I just drank water and tried to force vomit to clean my system. Sometimes if I'm having a bad day I think back to that knowing it could be worse.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Год назад +6

      your first mistake is do drugs on the job, don't take substances that put you out of commission when you have to do a job, ffs

    • @JG-bp5qh
      @JG-bp5qh Год назад

      negative rizz

    • @NoGoatsNoGlory.
      @NoGoatsNoGlory. Год назад

      That's just a normal day with ADHD. I can very much relate to trying to think about why I am the way I am, and 6 seconds later I am observing the way my body pushes into the bed.

  • @BushidoNinja
    @BushidoNinja Год назад +4

    Lmao sounds like everyone but Charlie are newbies to weed.

  • @jogorg2210
    @jogorg2210 Год назад +2

    I love listening to people who don’t smoke weed talk about smoking weed

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 Год назад +1

      Still not as insufferable as listening to people who smoke weed talk about smoking weed.

  • @apollorllyonit
    @apollorllyonit Год назад

    Love these podcasts. I always have them on in the background while I’m doing things lmao. It’s actually very similar to my music I post on my channel.

  • @mhymullaney
    @mhymullaney Год назад

    Microsoft is IRL following the premise of the south park episode of the console wars. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @von_Farr
    @von_Farr Год назад +1

    Nice to see Kaya actually backing Jackson for once.

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel Год назад +3

    God I love this podcast lmao

  • @lexikz2404
    @lexikz2404 Год назад

    Portable PCs are s tier fellas. I built mine last year it's about as powerful as the series x and it cost me maybe $580. It's also literally smaller than a series x.

  • @Havinghard
    @Havinghard Год назад +4

    Kaya is so calm damm even in intense

  • @thefoodman2542
    @thefoodman2542 Год назад +2

    How do people say "The ending was great" IT JUST GOT POSTED 27 MINUTES?!

    • @GioViDa
      @GioViDa Год назад +2

      either joking or listened to it on patreon

    • @reeboypicklejuice3558
      @reeboypicklejuice3558 Год назад +1

      probably sifted through looking for good parts cause they read the title and didnt actually watch the whole podcast or one dude in the comments said he watched it at 125x

    • @u1hpme
      @u1hpme Год назад +1

      Patreon shows the episode day before

    • @thefoodman2542
      @thefoodman2542 Год назад

      @@reeboypicklejuice3558 I could believe it

    • @thefoodman2542
      @thefoodman2542 Год назад

      @@u1hpme I never knew

  • @kanesmith5501
    @kanesmith5501 Год назад

    I’d like to hear more news about Plague Seeker. Maybe an animation??

  • @vishalkalicharan7710
    @vishalkalicharan7710 Год назад

    Is this a new day for the podcast?

  • @ielelelele
    @ielelelele Год назад +2

    bro this is the second instance of kaya, putting substances into peoples bodies for his own entertainment, its really not okay. (im refering to him giving a drunk jackson a glass of vodka instead of water). I find it kind of concerning.

  • @mariatilli9942
    @mariatilli9942 Год назад

    Love all your vids keep it up

  • @sp00-EKy
    @sp00-EKy Год назад +27

    Never been eary to anything in my life until today
    👂👁👄👁👂

    • @PinataPibadi
      @PinataPibadi Год назад +5

      eary👂

    • @deadjrnnl
      @deadjrnnl Год назад

      Same

    • @Versace_sheets
      @Versace_sheets Год назад +2

      So early can't spell no Ls

    • @frankdawgy
      @frankdawgy Год назад +1

      i’m at work rn and hadn’t tuned into their podcasts in a while so i decided to binge watch what i’ve missed, and coincidentally they just uploaded 😭

    • @subantics5085
      @subantics5085 Год назад +1

      👂

  • @hbsharkman
    @hbsharkman Год назад +2

    I agree with Jackson

  • @alijahwebb9150
    @alijahwebb9150 Год назад

    Their whole argument is “why do you have a house when a cave serves the same function?”

  • @c.a.b3641
    @c.a.b3641 Год назад +2

    Hi moist have you watched all the beenkillers? Yet I heard there was like a number 2

  • @Pixel-Pop
    @Pixel-Pop Год назад

    “I could have killer someone” holy shit hahaha!

  • @OrangeAreRedVioletsAreBlue
    @OrangeAreRedVioletsAreBlue Год назад

    There u go all digital

  • @MasterTangerines
    @MasterTangerines Год назад

    Why is going on your phone to avoid boredom and discomfort completely normal and even used as an example against Jackson, but then taking off your clothes to gain comfort is stupid because who spends enough time on a toilet to be bored or uncomfortable. According to Charlie and Andrew, going on your phone should be just as much of a waste of time or weird choice to make.