"Yeah, well she's got 2 jobs- she's a pastry chef and a sniper" I don't know why, but this easily got the biggest laugh out of me and became my favourite in the entire show.
you forgot to put the best quote of all time!!! :( "I'm a person, Bret's a person, you're a person, that person over there is a person, and every person deserves to be treated..........like a person." that one really made me laugh XD
I love the "Sandwich hit my face" clip. The throwing-of-the-hair-gel-tub clip in series two is reminiscent of this. Ah, this video tickled me, I love The Conchords.
You left out the best part of the "Fleetwood Mac situation" quote: Murray: "Mind you, they did make some of their best music then." Bret: "Rumors." Murray: "No. That's all true."
i love jemaine as david bowie lmao "oh the media monkeys and their junky junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime, throw their invites away" im so gona find a way to use that in a normal conversation lmao
This is one of the funniest shows in the history of television. Fact. BOYS: Go to Tibet or something, get your groove back, and come back better than ever. Please?
I love the way there are a whole bunch of little New Zealand/British (because they are the same here) colloquialisms. Reminds me that this is a truly global show.
What a hilarious compilation! This show is just incredibly funny and if they had a Yoko Ono situation, that would truly suck. Bret you're such a sex bomb. Jemaine your sideburns are unforgettable. And Murray, well you're Murray. Gotta love these guys!
One of the best shows of all time.
"i don't think you should do it, man. you're too easily offended."
"i can't believe you just said that."
I like the posters in Murray's office. "New Zealand, Better than Old Zealand" . . .
David Heath
"New Zealand : why not ?"
"Don't expect too much and you'll love it"
zealand is a cool hip rebranding of sealand. mind blown.
New Zealand... Rocks.
Murray: We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map.
Jermaine: ( bows head) yeah, right.
Lol
This whole show is a quotable.
I like these quotes more in the situation. Its a lot funnier to see the whole scene than just a quick line
Yeah, best use for this video is to download and pull clips from.
Talking stove gets me every time.
In certain areas, yuss. In other areas, also yuss.
hahahaaha classic
"yis"
Flute of the commodores
Face Manguy best line in the whole series
"Has your suit snugged up a bit?"
"In certain areas, yes. In other areas, also yes." LMAO.
lol, i can't decide who gets the better lines between Murray or Jemaine. so hilarious
6:17
"Aw Muray, you wouldn't swear at us."
"...Go fuck yourself, Bret!"
Lmao, fucking classic.
"I"m having acid reflux".... LMAO! I love them so much.
Great video!
i love the "eyepatch part", the moves, the voice. great :)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who ever put this up has highlighted the BEST quotes in most of the episodes!! Love it.
"You're pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country"
"What..what about black people?"
"They don't like you either"
Best...line...ever
what race is he, I thought he’s white?
@@orange_leaf4913 he's a new zealender
@@orange_leaf4913Jemaine isn’t white, he’s Māori.
@@walterzamalis4846 he's lookin white but was raised by Māori mum
Edit: I guess this is still true
"Yeah, well she's got 2 jobs- she's a pastry chef and a sniper"
I don't know why, but this easily got the biggest laugh out of me and became my favourite in the entire show.
you put the 'girls and spaghetti' clip in, that's my favourite quote from the first series!
I love how proud Murray looks when he says
"Jermaine. You look like an orge that works in a library".
you forgot to put the best quote of all time!!! :( "I'm a person, Bret's a person, you're a person, that person over there is a person, and every person deserves to be treated..........like a person." that one really made me laugh XD
xvgm24 i love that quote
I love the "Sandwich hit my face" clip. The throwing-of-the-hair-gel-tub clip in series two is reminiscent of this.
Ah, this video tickled me, I love The Conchords.
Wear the eye patch brett, wear the funky funky eye patch
This show has brought me so much joy
"you're basically the most disliked race in the country"
what.. what about black people?
"They don't like you either"
The talking stove is BEST!
"I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards being a little bit bulimic"
What about:
They're like
"wheas the cah?"
and we're like
"wheas the cah?"
He does say "what" a lot.
OMG I loved this. Thanks for putting this up!
FOTC (and Demetri Martin) FTW!
"It sounds good, but it _is,_ good." Love that one
the talking stove was my all time favorite scene from the whole series
I wish more people knew about this show, but then again I don't because then a bunch of people would start ridiculing it for no reason.
3:07 here, eat this...whose eating. .priceless:)
thanks man, love this show. .
34 Australians thumbs-downed this vid
+Unice Fidiots Australian's love this show though
"you're too easily offended" "i can't believe you just said that"
this was moderately pleasurable
Damn, all of these are brilliant. Thanks for uploading
MAYBE HE DID! MAYBE HE DIDN'T! WHAT DID HE MAYBE DO?
2:36 when bret throws the sandwich at jemaine, the "OH HEEAA" from murray. :)
Well he'd never seen such bad behavior in one of his meetings
"You look like an ogre that works in the library." I felt that one 14 years later and I wasn't even the target.
"rahhh, let's make a cake!"
I always burst out laughing, when the talking stove says: "Let's make a cake" xD xD XD
"The girls love us, we're like Wham!"
these scenes are perfect choosen =) LOVE FOTC
You left out the best part of the "Fleetwood Mac situation" quote:
Murray: "Mind you, they did make some of their best music then."
Bret: "Rumors."
Murray: "No. That's all true."
My favorite is "You'd have to be deaf to hear that."
Hahaha when he talks about Judy Bailey giving him a hicky at school, why it's funny is becuase Judy Bailey used to be a news presenter on NZ tv
This was my me and my sisters favorite show years ago and we still do the talking oven thing. "lets make a cake" nom nom nom
@magwaaf
That's Eugene Mirman. He's Bret and Jemaine's landlord, who keeps annoying them about rent but also barges in at the randomest times.
hehe awesome video!!! make me laugh all the way through!
“Your so hot your making me sexist, bitch” that might be the best line ever said.
"Yeah, she's got two jobs: she's a pastry chef and a sniper!" xD
OMG I LOVE THIS
That casual prince joke is amazing to me.
Talking stove - classic!!
"Lets make a cake". Lol!
LMAO!! I love it! "It's Business time", and it's David Bowie from...
emacat1215 damn I am replying to an eleven year old message, emacat1215 are you even still alive?
i love jemaine as david bowie lmao "oh the media monkeys and their junky junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime, throw their invites away" im so gona find a way to use that in a normal conversation lmao
Considering that there isn't too much good new music or film these days, these guys are double genius.
"...she's got two jobs, she's a pastry chef and a sniper."
OMG heka funny!!
Jemaine Clement is like a mix between Trigger and Boycie from Only Fools and Horses
taking all of these lines out of context makes it so much funnier!
I love the talking oven
He does look like an ogre that works at the library xD
"oh flupp"
This is one of the funniest shows in the history of television. Fact. BOYS: Go to Tibet or something, get your groove back, and come back better than ever. Please?
"It's not a biscuit!!"
hahaha "you love the talking stove.... 'ah, let's bake a cake'" and "We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map... it's not right" got me.
This video is flippin' awesome
best one of the quotes
Cheer Up Bret, Things will work out, aggghhhh Lets Make A Cake.
BAHAHAHAAHA Love the Talking Stove!
I love the way there are a whole bunch of little New Zealand/British (because they are the same here) colloquialisms. Reminds me that this is a truly global show.
What a hilarious compilation! This show is just incredibly funny and if they had a Yoko Ono situation, that would truly suck. Bret you're such a sex bomb. Jemaine your sideburns are unforgettable. And Murray, well you're Murray. Gotta love these guys!
best show on TV rite now
"So is it a keyboard or a guitar?"
"Exactly..."
I LOVE THE TALKING STOVE
This video is flupping awesome.
i realized that as i watched more of the video. thanks though. =D
Aw very rock&roll Brett.
"She's got two jobs, she's a pastry chef and a sniper"
Prince if he was just going to the zoo or the supermarket... Casual prince.
"get out, I'm having an Acid Reflexe
"I don't think you should do it, you're too easily offended."
"I can't believe you just said that!" LOL
its the "leggy blonde" song - look that up and you might find the episode
2:06-brincando com o sotaque: murray-"he maybe did"-dead-
arj -"he may be did or may be didn't...are you fucking with me?"
EPIC LOLS
"Its not a biscuit!!!"
Flute of the commodores is really a great band
Thank you , great vid!
Bret, im doing all the work in this conversation.
You love the talking stove.
The Flute of the Commodores.
''Yeah she's got two jobs. She's a pastrie chef and a sniper" HA HA HA
@YouCanChangeFate They're the 4th best flute-based Commodores tribute act in New Zealand
Is doug Gale from breaking bad?!
I think you mean, is Gale Doug from from Flight of the Conchords.
I didn't know Demetri Martin guest-starred on this show!! I gotta see that episode...
Ha love it! Shouldn't argue in front of the map!
"greg is it musicians or gymnists?"
"gymnists"
this is flippin' hilarious
I need to find the footage of the tour, when they're in the car, talking about the bus on the list haha
Jemaine is a great david bowie!lol this is my favourite box! XD!
I loved the "Lurking theeeere" thing ...it didn't make it to the best of though...or Brian the prime minister...hahahahha
-He maybe dead...
-maybe didn't, maybe do.. but what did i do?
-He maybe dead!
-Are you guys fuckin' with me?
"Chicks are attracted to lonely guys - it's a psychological analogy!" Hahahahaha =]
And I'm totally going to start saying "flup" now.