**GASP** _"HONEY, COME QUICK! THE BABY IS ABOUT TO SAY HIS FIRST WORDS!"_ y̶̧̗͍͕͖̌̓̾̊͛͂̈́̕͜ǒ̷͍͙̮̱̻̯̱̥͛ű̵̯͖̭͋͂͛̈́̈́ ̸͕̻̍͊̃̎̏̔͒̓͝ć̶̢̣̞͓͍̺͖̬́̿̈̊̏͘ą̴̰̺̥̓͂ņ̵͕̞̝̲͎̳͇͔͛̈́͋̓̋̚͜n̵̰͚̋̎͗̉̈́̇͘͝o̷̩͋̏͠ṯ̷͑ ̵̡̣̰̳͕̹̗̭̗̽͋̑̉̈́́̽͗̌͝b̵̙̖̱̦͙̻̬͙̾̿̓̍̅̾̀͝͠ͅę̸͎̖̠̦̘͙̩̽̃̄̈͂̐̈ͅa̸̧̠̥̓̆̂̀̾̀̎̌̎͜͝ṱ̴̡̗̳̯̬̫͊̿̂̄̔̓̐̓ ̸͇̟̎́̊͋̑̑̔͘͝u̶̩̭̠̙̲͍̽ŝ̶̡.̷̨̧̛̼̞̗̱̒̀̌͆̉̒̉ͅ
@@johnathanbruce8227 it’s just normal Japan making the weirdest ads like the e one where the kids scream and have a mental breakdown when the McDonald’s SpongeBob toy says NIGGASPONGIBOBI and it was an ad for McDonald’s that features kids freaking over that one time the man said to the boy “listen here little boy I will find out where you live and I will take you into the jungle and cut off your pp and tape it to a woodchippar
There's kind of a double meaning behind "You cannot beat us" 1. It could be referencing the difficulty of the games on the system 2. It's a message to their competitors at the time.
@@seangiglio they do say 'we challenge all players.' they're effectively telling the audience to attempt to defeat them, and then boast that they cannot be beaten. it's effectively a 1-2 punch, if that makes sense.
If you had told me like 10 years ago when I first watched this that some crazy people in 2023 would remix it into a 10 minute song for a rhythm game, I wouldn't believe you.
I would've believed about a source remix being inserted as a purposely long and impossible song for the most known rhythm games 10 years ago. FNF? Teeny-tiny bit- - No.
We are Nintendo. Lower your shields and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. You cannot beat us. Resistance is futile.
This game's winner is... You cannot beat us Nintendo commercial guy. Nintendo commercial guy: "We are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us."
I use to think this AD was terrifying but I look at it now and see it as genius. Nintendo is saying you can't beat their games cause of their difficulty, but it also comes across as a warning to competition, it's even more relevant today as Nintendo is still wiping out it's competition, multiple games of the year, classic consoles and even a movie on the way. You really can not beat them.
thats exactly how I took it. Nintendo is always 2 steps ahead even today. I think their latest theory came true that graphics can only go so far before theyre pointless. These other companies think porting last gen games are worth buying an entire new console for.
there has to be a reason why i searched up this ad and know exactly what was coming, and still getting goosebumps and chills down my spine watching it.
Why did Nintendo make this creepy commercial? Was it targeting a kid consumers or did they want to scare the crap out of them. Gee, this is creepy for me and I'm freaking 20 years old!
It's honestly not creepy, but it is unnervingly weird considering nintendo's target market. Then again a game's add campaign was literally 'this game stinks!' so yeah.....take from it what you want lol
TheGamingTurret To me it is creepy. For you it's not and that's fine but to me this is very creepy. The music and animation it's scary. It doesn't make me want to play a game it makes me want to turn the channel (if I was watching this on tv)
This is some pretty impressive computer animation for the late 80's. No wonder Australians had that kind of technology at the time. It also reminds me a lot of the Money For Nothing music video.
_You can't win me, I can't be beat._ _I won't hurt you unless you cheat._ _You can't see me behind the screen,_ _I'm half human and half machine._ I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone else mention this song.
To all the people complaining that "the FNF fans are coming," "FNF fans are gonna make this about FNF," or "FNF ruined this commercial," you guys are extremely overreacting from your hatred for the game. I may not be big on FNF, but the fact that some people actually took the time to acknowledge an old ad and make a high effort song that goes for nearly 11 min is rather impressive and has gotten a lot of people's attention. So if anything, I see this more as a positive that people now know about this ad than it "being ruined," even I, a longtime Nintendo fan in his 30s, never knew this existed before. Its you guys who are the ones acting more immature than how you claim how immature the FNF fans are over a mod that at least acknowledged this old media many people now know about, and if you guys are so upset about it, why aren't you guys doing anything to get people to acknowledge this ad since you love this ad so much in the first place?
FNF fans get a bad rep for their immaturity, and its because of how it was grouped alongside huggy wuggy and rainbow friends and such in the child content spam, alongside the cancelling and etc, idk i've strayed away from being in any fnf communities anymore too because they're all mostly composed of kids. they earned that stereotype for a reason, but of course its not everyone in the community thats bad.
I remember seeing this commercial in a Nostalgia Critic video back in, like, 2014 or 2015. Last year, it came back to my head, after I'd been listening to the song "Cabinet Man" fairly often for a few months. That's when I realized that the line "You can't win me, I can't be beat" was most likely inspired by this commercial.
This one ad actually got turned into an almost 11 minute song for an fnf mod (Mario's Madness v2). The song is called "Unbeatable", and it slaps WAY HARDER than it should.
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN (You cannot beat us) EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER (You cannot beat us) DISCOVER NEW WORLDS (You cannot beat us) SCORE: 1,000,000 (You cannot beat us) WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CANNOT BEAT US
I wouldn't be surprised if that human looking guy in the commercial turns out to be Master Core's previous form before he became what he is in Smash 3DS/WiiU.
0:05: Who are you? You don't look friendly. 0:15: _Duck Hunt_ Dog, why are you so scary now? 0:29: Can I play some Mario now? 0:33: Are you stealing my soul while I watch you? 0:43: _[goes to the bathroom after five seconds of staring at the computer screen in horror]_: *_AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
Resistance is futile. You will play and love our games for the rest of your miserable life. And then come and watch this commercial years later and have your puny mind shattered. We are Nintendo. You cannot beat us.
Mr. You're telling me, in the future. This guy in the commercial and his buddies will be added in a mod for some rhythm game? And somehow beat the blue haired kid because he was really talented? don't believe you, stop going nuts.
It was a beautiful day in 1985. Two brothers where watching TV having lots of fun. until, NINTENDO threatened them by hacking their TV and heard the phrase YOU CANNOT BEAT US. The two brothers rushed to the store bought a NES and defeated all of the characters featured in this SCARY threat video.
Transcript: Announcer: We are Nintendo. Ultimate system (I didn't understand him here). We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim your собака (?) Dog: You cannot beat us Announcer: Even with your robot partner... Gyromite smick: You cannot beat us. Announcer: Score 1 000 000. Lakitu: You cannot beat us. Announcer: Discover New worlds. Bowser: You cannot beat us. All: We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.
They really were warning us as the mario movie made over a billion dollars and the total box office of the sonic movies is a fraction of what mario made
"We are Nintendo. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.You cannot beat us!"
- We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim with your Zapper™ gun. (You cannot beat us.) Aim with your robot partner. (You cannot beat us.) Score one milion. (You cannot beat us.) Discover new worlds. (You cannot beat us.) *We are Nintendo, we challenge all players. You cannot beat us.*
What makes this extra eerie to me is that all of the iconic Nintendo franchises Final levels were actually demonic as hell from what I remember. Something about the NES brought this vibe like no other consul ahead of it.
![Digital Circus Episode 4 [TRAILER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/abZtsmMUbJo/mqdefault.jpg)
We are Nintendo. Resistance is futile.
*You will be assimilated*
Nintendo with fan content
No wonder i bought a Nintendo switch
Zakarey Mathew Jaymes
*do not resist.*
Not until i had something to do about it
I'd like to imagine that Mario sends this to sonic every now and then just for the lol's
I still prefer sonic
*Sonic when he see this* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol
And then Sonic sends him back one of those McDonald's, Spaghetti O's, and/or Progressive Insurance ads he cameoed in. =^p
What the hell is why
If you think about it, this was technically the first time Bowser spoke
🤯
he spoke again in mario Sunshine for gamecube
As well as the duck hunt dogs and Lakitu
**GASP**
_"HONEY, COME QUICK! THE BABY IS ABOUT TO SAY HIS FIRST WORDS!"_
y̶̧̗͍͕͖̌̓̾̊͛͂̈́̕͜ǒ̷͍͙̮̱̻̯̱̥͛ű̵̯͖̭͋͂͛̈́̈́ ̸͕̻̍͊̃̎̏̔͒̓͝ć̶̢̣̞͓͍̺͖̬́̿̈̊̏͘ą̴̰̺̥̓͂ņ̵͕̞̝̲͎̳͇͔͛̈́͋̓̋̚͜n̵̰͚̋̎͗̉̈́̇͘͝o̷̩͋̏͠ṯ̷͑ ̵̡̣̰̳͕̹̗̭̗̽͋̑̉̈́́̽͗̌͝b̵̙̖̱̦͙̻̬͙̾̿̓̍̅̾̀͝͠ͅę̸͎̖̠̦̘͙̩̽̃̄̈͂̐̈ͅa̸̧̠̥̓̆̂̀̾̀̎̌̎͜͝ṱ̴̡̗̳̯̬̫͊̿̂̄̔̓̐̓ ̸͇̟̎́̊͋̑̑̔͘͝u̶̩̭̠̙̲͍̽ŝ̶̡.̷̨̧̛̼̞̗̱̒̀̌͆̉̒̉ͅ
And the green thingy
"The Moon Landing was fake, it was created with CGI"
CGI at the time:
Ngl that's so accurate
Even funnier cause the moon landings were like 20 years back before this
@@pringdude8070 yea did CGI even exist like after the world before?
@@power6487 It did if you have no intellect.
@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 I meant did it even exist at that time or even as good as the CGI in this video?
The “You cannot beat us” is quite accurate because a lot of NES games were REALLY HARD
Yeah but did they have to be terrifying while saying that?
*Looks directly at Ninja Gaiden*
Also Ghosts N Goblins and Battletoads
@@johnathanbruce8227 it’s just normal Japan making the weirdest ads like the e one where the kids scream and have a mental breakdown when the McDonald’s SpongeBob toy says NIGGASPONGIBOBI and it was an ad for McDonald’s that features kids freaking over that one time the man said to the boy “listen here little boy I will find out where you live and I will take you into the jungle and cut off your pp and tape it to a woodchippar
@@johnathanbruce8227 *proceeds to beat up the tv*
There's kind of a double meaning behind "You cannot beat us"
1. It could be referencing the difficulty of the games on the system
2. It's a message to their competitors at the time.
Or it could mean
3. We're minors.
@@tbwmv what
I’m pretty sure it’s challenging their audience to beat the games by using reverse psychology
@@seangiglio Just adds even more layers to the phrase!
@@seangiglio they do say 'we challenge all players.'
they're effectively telling the audience to attempt to defeat them, and then boast that they cannot be beaten. it's effectively a 1-2 punch, if that makes sense.
Bowser: you cannot beat us
The background: Mario hitting the axe
Mario didn't let that slide
that was mario not you
But the princess is in another castle...
@@Trafficallity bruh
1980s: Scary NES Commercial
2023: Popular FNF Song
we are nintendo.
ultimate tv game system
we challenge all players
YOU CANNOT BEAT US!
Even with your robot partner?
I liked the British duck hunt dog.
Wish he had that voice in smash bros.
juicedup14 You cannuh bee us.
this ad is from Australia
Dog:can you pass me some tea please?
i thought he sounded more australian-
Someone should make a mod for duck hunt dog
The guy from the "You Cannot Beat Us" commercial joins the battle!
yes
Oh shit!
No that guy is a Assist Trophy
@@youcannotbeatus1818 youre hired
Sakurai: No, but he can make a good assist trophy
If you had told me like 10 years ago when I first watched this that some crazy people in 2023 would remix it into a 10 minute song for a rhythm game, I wouldn't believe you.
Lma-
I would've believed about a source remix being inserted as a purposely long and impossible song for the most known rhythm games 10 years ago. FNF? Teeny-tiny bit- - No.
Lol
Man Fnf vs mario madness, this guys ho create this mod is a genius man, i finally watch this
tf are you talking abt
“I cannot beat you? Good. I don’t wanna.”
-Caddicarus
He has the right idea
Characters in order of scariness:
5. Lakitu
4. Bowser
3. Duck Hunt Dog
2. Gyromite Smick
1. Mr. Creepy McStealyoursoul. (human guy)
Iambic Pentameter I don't find Lakitu scary cuz he doesn't even look like the real lakitu in the game! he looks like an angry diglet!
+Iambic Pentameter The Human guy is Reggie
+Vincent Ta His body was ready all along.
SlimVeggieBros Google: did you mean: Reggie?
+Vincent Ta who was that business guy
YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF NINTENDO'S ATTACK
Lmfao giygas 🤣
Ness used "PK JESUS!"!
I LOVE EARTHBOUND!
It deals 5 HP of damage
@김파루루 who doesn't know that?
We are Nintendo. Lower your shields and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. You cannot beat us. Resistance is futile.
YOU BELONG TO US.
YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US.
YOU WILL BE UPGRADED.
UPGRADING IS COMPULSORY.
ALL ELEMENTS THAT RESIST WILL BE DELETED.
NINTENDO: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
SEGA: TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG! *awesome Genesis soundchip music starts playing on backgroung
Sam Renckert, knowyourmeme.com/memes/all-your-base-are-belong-to-us
@@knightofarkronia8652 Exterminate!
@@tehValorin "WHAT YOU SAY!"
“You cannot beat us.”
Speedruns: Alright buddy.
Nintendo seeing this comment:ruclips.net/video/_ohtTXbY3w0/видео.htmlsi=b3O-SgvsChlexyEE
So Bowser directly worked at Nintendo? I always knew that sneaky bastard was up to something.
Umm... something about the future... umm...
Yeah, about that...
Your comment was prophetic.
HE'S THE PRESIDENT NOW
This guy predicted a future...
I WAS A KID BACK IN THE 80S. THIS HAS NEVER AFFECTED ME. EVERYTHING IS FINE. YOU CANNOT BEAT US
they got him
they got him
It didn't freak me out either
Same but every time I watch it, it seems kind of “off”
@@Gvair22it makes me cry for some reason
*Y O U C A N N O T B E A T U S*
Imagine if the human guy saying "you cant beat us" was added in smash.
Duck Hunt alternate victory screen
Good news
This game's winner is... You cannot beat us Nintendo commercial guy.
Nintendo commercial guy: "We are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us."
Aka satan
Nintendo bowser boss fight irl
I use to think this AD was terrifying but I look at it now and see it as genius. Nintendo is saying you can't beat their games cause of their difficulty, but it also comes across as a warning to competition, it's even more relevant today as Nintendo is still wiping out it's competition, multiple games of the year, classic consoles and even a movie on the way. You really can not beat them.
thats exactly how I took it. Nintendo is always 2 steps ahead even today. I think their latest theory came true that graphics can only go so far before theyre pointless. These other companies think porting last gen games are worth buying an entire new console for.
The quote has two messages. First is about difficulty of games. And second Is the answer towards their rivals PlayStation and Xbox
Nintendo:
*_ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY_*
@chadchadly904
@WTFAREUDOIN420
Sure Nintendo does it but its not their new consoles entire selling point.
@@Gvair22It’s answer to Sega*. PlayStation and Xbox weren’t around at the time.
Who the hell thought this was a good idea for a commercial
after this video my brain rebooted it dint turn off it dint suspend IT F***ING REBOOTED
a sinester tyrant who wanted to take over the world with video games, I'm glad that his/her
plans were apparently foiled.
Seems like Nintendo and marketing always made 2 .
Apparently Dire Straits and Shigero Miyamoto.
CgrpShephard w the well designed characters are the cloud and the dog
Bowser: "You cannot beat us"
Mario says otherwise
But now a Bowser controls NOA.
...
*stands up from chair*
*goes to the bathroom*
*screams while taking a dump*
Here from nostalgic critic
@William Hendry NoStAlGia CricTIC
CRITIC!!!
NC too much?
*chokes on shits and farts*
0:19 GOSH I LOVE HOW HE SAYS "robot partner?" HE IS ACTUALLY CONFUSED OF WHAT HE IS SAYING
even with your… robot partner?? 🤔
@saltapple2769 lol
This is what Nintendo sends you when they catch you on copyright infringement
I think this was made specifically for SEGA to hear...
it was
SEGA’s been pretty silent lately. I wonder if they’re ok
@@WOLFM0THER they’re still traumatized from this
@@WOLFM0THER they at least tried to win
you cannot beat us!
we are the Daleks
Nice
That's the best joke ever! XD
Lololol XD
They do sound like Daleks, kinda!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
1980 creepy Nintendo ad: *exists*
Marco Antonio: It's free real estate
Just remember this was 1985. The reason it looks so creepy is because CGI animation wasn’t perfected then.
We need to remake it with voice with no sfx and new character designs.
the robot voices don't help either
@@SouthyTR There needs to be a remake of this video with newer Nintendo IP's
ReBoot: *TRIGGERED*
Nah, the CGI looks decent, it's just that the blocky designs don't look that good.
That game over sound at the end gives me the chills. So discouraging.
I agree. I found it pretty unsettling myself!
@@nickclashbcommander40 The fact that it’s also low pitched makes it way more unnerving.
Game over low pitched
If I was Shigero Miyamoto and I saw this, I would:
1. Fire the people that made the commercial
2. Scream into a pillow
3. Take it off air immediately
I Remember, In New Super Mario Bros. 2 Development Miyamoto Fliped a table.
@@tinesger5989 seriously? over what? XD
@@tinesger5989 well for being a failure despite the fact that there remixing the SMW boss theme and bring back Reznor and the racoon leaf
@~ Cosmic Eternity / Ashley ~ wow you posted this 20hrs ago
Actually its a great ad, Its just the animation is bad.
there has to be a reason why i searched up this ad and know exactly what was coming, and still getting goosebumps and chills down my spine watching it.
Are you stealing my soul while I'm watching you!
Lol! Nostalgia critic
Yes
It’s also what they play when they welcome you to Hell.
Creepypasta's got nothin' on this stuff...
Why did Nintendo make this creepy commercial? Was it targeting a kid consumers or did they want to scare the crap out of them. Gee, this is creepy for me and I'm freaking 20 years old!
It's honestly not creepy, but it is unnervingly weird considering nintendo's target market. Then again a game's add campaign was literally 'this game stinks!' so yeah.....take from it what you want lol
TheGamingTurret To me it is creepy. For you it's not and that's fine but to me this is very creepy. The music and animation it's scary. It doesn't make me want to play a game it makes me want to turn the channel (if I was watching this on tv)
LighteningXT9 this music is creepy?
You mean the castle music from super mario bros? ....
era un mensaje para las demas compañias, siempre insultando a nintendo y viviendo en sus pies
This ad only aired in Australia, its probably why it didn't sell well here.
I'd like to think the guy who could actually beat them is the same one that let the dogs out
And the one to out-pizza the Hut.
@@binarypenchmaybe even the person who asked (not an insult btw)
WHO LET THE DO-
This is some pretty impressive computer animation for the late 80's. No wonder Australians had that kind of technology at the time. It also reminds me a lot of the Money For Nothing music video.
Oh nice little fun fact we have here
_You can't win me, I can't be beat._
_I won't hurt you unless you cheat._
_You can't see me behind the screen,_
_I'm half human and half machine._
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone else mention this song.
What's the name of the song you're referencing there?
Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon!
Super Mario Bros. - "Score One Million"
Heh. Remember when points actually meant something?
Leaf-Razor yup
2000 points = 1up
He said "Sold"
Yes I do.
Leaf Razor Storm he said "sold 1 million" not "score on millions"
No wonder why this was included in Mario's madness V2
because it's creepy as SHIT
ruclips.net/video/no91Eanc0lw/видео.htmlsi=okw9SQwSNlV9KIds
Imagine waking up at 3:00 am only to hear this.
It got taken off the air in Australia because it aired late at night and scared kids
Fangame:*exists*
Nintendo:
Correction: anything involving Nintendo characters
That are the EXACTLY type of dreams I had when I was small.
Same XD
To all the people complaining that "the FNF fans are coming," "FNF fans are gonna make this about FNF," or "FNF ruined this commercial," you guys are extremely overreacting from your hatred for the game. I may not be big on FNF, but the fact that some people actually took the time to acknowledge an old ad and make a high effort song that goes for nearly 11 min is rather impressive and has gotten a lot of people's attention. So if anything, I see this more as a positive that people now know about this ad than it "being ruined," even I, a longtime Nintendo fan in his 30s, never knew this existed before. Its you guys who are the ones acting more immature than how you claim how immature the FNF fans are over a mod that at least acknowledged this old media many people now know about, and if you guys are so upset about it, why aren't you guys doing anything to get people to acknowledge this ad since you love this ad so much in the first place?
Preach
Ngl, I love old obscure media being referenced like this, FNF or otherwise.
This ad is pretty cool.
FNF fans get a bad rep for their immaturity, and its because of how it was grouped alongside huggy wuggy and rainbow friends and such in the child content spam, alongside the cancelling and etc, idk i've strayed away from being in any fnf communities anymore too because they're all mostly composed of kids. they earned that stereotype for a reason, but of course its not everyone in the community thats bad.
FR
Hell yeah,I like this comments so much,but now that FNF are so down by the toxicity,man :(
0:39 that game over music makes it more scary
I love how the Nostalgia Critic made this ad more scary than it actually is. Hahhahahahahahahahah
I was 22 when this aired on TV back in 1986, I got scared, but deep down, I knew I could beat them.
I was 10 when this aired on TV because I was born 12 years after you were.
ME TO
Diamondbolt did that
He didn't even change anything. He just took a shit in the middle.
This actually fits really well with modern Nintendo.
Imagine if they beat a boy with blue hair in a rap battle, it would be hilarious
Bruh
Actually, that's happened in Mario Madness V.2
@@OmegaZero04 yeah no kidding
@@OmegaZero04no shit Sherlock
@@OmegaZero04no shit Sherlock
WE ARE NINTENDO! YOU CANNOT BEAT US!!!! >:)
maybe i can
@ÁUß Code *Valve Intro*
More like:
WE ARE SEGA! YOU CAN BEAT US!!!!! :)
I remember seeing this commercial in a Nostalgia Critic video back in, like, 2014 or 2015. Last year, it came back to my head, after I'd been listening to the song "Cabinet Man" fairly often for a few months. That's when I realized that the line "You can't win me, I can't be beat" was most likely inspired by this commercial.
Fellow lemon demon fan, I see?
@@neuravanny You know it, buddy. ::)
@@BlueCatarex ;)
There's a genius annotation mentioning it now, too.
Turbo Tastic!
lmao
*I'M GONNA WRECK IT!*
@@JayboCorp.2014 I CAN FIX IT!
This one ad actually got turned into an almost 11 minute song for an fnf mod (Mario's Madness v2). The song is called "Unbeatable", and it slaps WAY HARDER than it should.
BTW the song just showed up right after I finished watching this video.
@@EthanKing-nx2lo me too bro
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN
(You cannot beat us)
EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER
(You cannot beat us)
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS
(You cannot beat us)
SCORE: 1,000,000
(You cannot beat us)
WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CANNOT BEAT US
I dont think i wanna touch my nintendo for a while
If you want to get back on your nintendo toss holy water on it. Hey just to be safe
ChrisTheSheriff *Kneetendo
same here
It's 6 years and you still didn't touch it
Even David Lynch with a crack pipe couldn't come up with something as jacked up as this.
I wouldn't be surprised if that human looking guy in the commercial turns out to be Master Core's previous form before he became what he is in Smash 3DS/WiiU.
LOL
Jaevhon Douglas
We need that human looking guy to be the super secret boss in the next Smash game.
ohsaywhatistruth True
""""""human looking guy."""""""""
Ho came here after Mario’s madness v2 ?
Me :(
"Money for nothing. Games for free!"
🎵I want my... I want my NES🎵
Lol! Two 80's things at the same time.
I like how most of them are Nintendo characters and then there’s just Steve
If I ever experience sleep paralysis, these would probably be the demons that I see.
imagine you’re in australia and you hear a sudden “ *you cannot beat us* “
Spiders: I’M THE MOST SCARIEST THING IN AUSTRALIA!
Nintendo Australia: *It might be crazy what imma about to say….*
Art is meant to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed
0:05: Who are you? You don't look friendly.
0:15: _Duck Hunt_ Dog, why are you so scary now?
0:29: Can I play some Mario now?
0:33: Are you stealing my soul while I watch you?
0:43: _[goes to the bathroom after five seconds of staring at the computer screen in horror]_: *_AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
Well, what fun is that?
Plz stop, I will not do that
Is from Nostalgia Critic
@@stinkysylas6988 Shut up You JACKASS
In 1984 : 45 second video
In 2024 : 10 MINUTES SONG
I actually always liked this commercial.
It's always so interesting to see how 8 bit sprites got interpreted
Definatley
I'm thinking that this is the sole reason for a lot of household TV replacements in the 80s
Scratch that - this is now my new brain bleach
That ending music almost convinced me that I was watching a horror movie.
I'm convinced that Nintendo was trying to form a cult with this ad
2008-2022: this is cursed
2023-Present day: *boyfriend and girlfriend joins the chat*
Signs 10 minute song
Resistance is futile. You will play and love our games for the rest of your miserable life. And then come and watch this commercial years later and have your puny mind shattered. We are Nintendo. You cannot beat us.
Sega does what nintendon't we can beat you
Hollow ichigo That was untill they stopped making consoles
Water2749 damn your right fuck
lol
No I will beat you with a shovel if you creepy fucks get near me!
FNF fans incoming.
Jokes aside, the ad is really uncanny.. and i love it
They made an FNF mod about it all ready...
Uh, anyway song is banger
@@Blazertronics523Mario Madness V2.
Saying the console yourself was your enemy to convince people to try and beat their game is actually a really good marketing ploy
0:03 just realized thats a max headroom reference
Omg i didnt know that
I mean i know about the MH incident but like i didnt think about it when watching
_"THAT DOES IT. HE'S A FRICKING NERD."_
We are Play-Doh. You cannot eat us.
This is the last thing that every Nintendo fan sees after they get caught making a fangame
" *_Even with your... Robot partner?_* "
I swear i heard confusion in there
fr its like he's checking the script XD
Seriously who in there right mind thought this was a good idea. I literally got chills
Their*
It makes me cry as a 25 year old woman . Why IDK 😭🥺 it scared me spirit
“YOU CANNOT BEAT US, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!”
This terrifying commercial and its characters now challenge us to FNF Mario madness to beat them and show that we can beat them
Mr.
You're telling me, in the future.
This guy in the commercial and his buddies will be added in a mod for some rhythm game? And somehow beat the blue haired kid because he was really talented?
don't believe you, stop going nuts.
I mean, he said he was unbeatable, didn't he? Of course that blue-stained rat couldn't stand a chance against him and his entourage.
Weird nintendo characters: You cannot beat us.
Speedrunners: I think i can.
WE ARE NINTENDO
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
YOU CAN NOT BEAT US
@@user-od9oj3pf7q cause is in our nature corrupt ourselves
@@user-od9oj3pf7q What did Nintendo want to destroy? Anti-consumerism?
It was a beautiful day in 1985. Two brothers where watching TV having lots of fun. until, NINTENDO threatened them by hacking their TV and heard the phrase YOU CANNOT BEAT US. The two brothers rushed to the store bought a NES and defeated all of the characters featured in this SCARY threat video.
Scary comercial✖️
Unbeatable✅
YOU CANNOT BEATLES
I love how the dog says "You canno' bœt us."
in my head, that's the dog's canon voice now
@@strangefishman7635 to be fair I don’t think we ever heard him talk before
@@strangefishman7635 what did narrator say? It sounds like "Aim your собака?"
@@Gvair22 i honestly have no clue what word he may be saying
Transcript:
Announcer: We are Nintendo. Ultimate system (I didn't understand him here). We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim your собака (?)
Dog: You cannot beat us
Announcer: Even with your robot partner...
Gyromite smick: You cannot beat us.
Announcer: Score 1 000 000.
Lakitu: You cannot beat us.
Announcer: Discover New worlds.
Bowser: You cannot beat us.
All: We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.
*Throws all nintendo related items into a volcano*
They survive because nintendo is better gay-ga
@Zion K that will not beat them
I love how they tried giving each character a different voice, but it came out sounding like
"YEWWWWWWW CAHNAWTE BEAT USH"
i get its from australia but duckhunt’s accent was fucking insane😭🙏
They really were warning us as the mario movie made over a billion dollars and the total box office of the sonic movies is a fraction of what mario made
Apparently the opposite of this is "SEGA, you can always beat us no matter what!"
R GG That's what he said, you just reworded it
R GG What's wrong with Sega? I don't think they're that bad.
not for that dreadful underwater zone in sonic the hedgehog
@@klowell19 aquatic ruin zone wasn't hard
that one guy you see on the internet I meant labyrinth zone that dreadful stage gives me the spooks thinking about it
"We are Nintendo. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.You cannot beat us!"
almost 40 years later (the ad was made in 1987), a 45 second ad turned into an almost 11 minute song in a rhythm game
1980s: YOU CAN'T BEAT US.
2023: UNBEATABLE
0:12-13 you can see the little white box that tells the Zapper if you hit or miss
- We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.
Aim with your Zapper™ gun.
(You cannot beat us.)
Aim with your robot partner.
(You cannot beat us.)
Score one milion.
(You cannot beat us.)
Discover new worlds.
(You cannot beat us.)
*We are Nintendo, we challenge all players. You cannot beat us.*
Asta salió en un modo de friday night funkin Mario madnees
It's Score one million
This is such a small detail but the dog from duck hunt's voice is surprisingly fitting
Oh yeah? If they're "unbeatable", how come I beat my MEAT to this?
Bro 💀
Ain’t no way 💀
BROTHER EXCUSE ME💀💀💀
@@61ozneakaenzo16 YOU HEARD ME WELL NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
Nostalgia Critic brought me here. (Takes Dump) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sweet Shantae!
Girlfriend: You better not be Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo when I come over.
My dumb ass:
Your comment reminded me of unbeatable
What makes this extra eerie to me is that all of the iconic Nintendo franchises Final levels were actually demonic as hell from what I remember.
Something about the NES brought this vibe like no other consul ahead of it.