@@SomeGuyNamedJason the way I see it is even if Santa called the police the people are still a ways away so the police with probably take like 10 minutes to make it there and even then the mercenary’s are way more trained than any officer so if the police pulled up then they would just die
To be fair, it's implied that the movie's version of Santa was basically a viking. Not so much Santa waking up dangerous, but Santa being given a chance to give blood to the blood god/all-father
Just want to throw it out there that in the last half of the movie Santa mentions not knowing how to use a firearm, while this doesn’t make up for him not trying to figure it out it explains why in fights he doesn’t disarm people and shoot them….. also he was hammered in the beginning if that counts for anything
Saw this movie on release, highly recommend it, easily my favorite christmas movie. Has a lot of heart and the shack scene was unbelievably brutal I was giddy the whole time
Well of course he doesnt know how his magic works, do you use computers and phones? Yes. Do you know how they work? No, same thing here, Santa just uses his magic, he didnt create it.
911: “ 911 what’s your emergency?” Me: “ send an ambulance! I shot Santa!!!” [Trying to stop the bleeding] Santa: “ Ho… ho… ho…” [Reaching for the cookies on the table]
Thanks! You rock your voice and commentary are god tier and also when I sent the other money the other day I did really actually mean to send them I sent in 50s because I didn't know how to do more so I sent 4x to be easier. Enjoy your new years. Same to everyone else
I want to hear this Santa's origin story so bad tbh. My family and I like to say that Santa is some sort of fae folk (not the nice cute ones like in Peter Pan, I mean the morally questionable at best and kinda creepy ones from traditional pagan and celtic folklore), which would explain why he's thousands of years old and how he can get all those presents delivered in a single night. I find it very cool that there's a movie with a somewhat similar concept out there
In a Santa story I wrote that his family was magic. His mom and dad get their powers from the gods being descendants of them. Nicklaus as he's called seemingly was born with very little power. He can speak to animals and is an amazing craftsman. The second one I came up with is that he and his family are not human at all and instead are either a type of fairy like you said, or that they are gods themselves as many believe that Santa is Odin which would be interesting
To be fair, if Santa Claus existed, even adults would notice presents turning up in their houses that they definitely didn't buy themselves - makes it far more believable + probable to revive Santa tinkerbell style at the end since there's clearly some supernatural power at work.
I remember hearing a scientist (can't remember which one unfortunately) talking about Santa and his Xmas Eve trip. Apparently to get around to every house in the world Santa would have to move at a significant percentage of lightspeed and his reindeer would explode from the air friction. The magic of Christmas 👍🏻
The bellhop's rifle doesn't actually look like the 416C. It COULD be, but it actually looks less like the 416C and more like the early version of the AAC Honey Badger (before they split off to establish Q) that was submitted for multiple trials/contracts. Hell, it could even be a Maxim PDX-based rifle. I've had one of those and it was pretty awesome except I assembled mine with a Dead Foot Arms short buffer and single bracket brace. Still had the 5.5" barrel in 300BLK and ran the taller 416 pattern handguards. What it doesn't have, however, is the gas block sight post that the 416C uses. MAYBE it's been changed, but that seems unlikely since the 416 is a piston gun and would require a gas block to accommodate it rather than the low-pro blocks a DI gun would use. So, in my opinion (and I may be incorrect), the bellhop's rifle is not an HK416C. I believe it's a DI gun and is likely either an early Honey Badger or some sort of PDX type rifle. For all I know, it could just be a regular AR with a shortened PDW buffer system and a Strike Industries stock. Everyone else can spend their time arguing or solving "pop culture" mysteries while I'm over here with a hard-on for every interesting firearm that makes it's way in front of my eyes.
4:05 gotta love how these 3 security guards run towards the danger/intruder with 0 clue of what they're going to do if they encounter it. The moment they see the woman they just stop,they didn't have their weapons in hand and they didn't even try to hit her with their hands. They just wait to be stabbed
It wasnt, 1, Santa was drunk and didnt think of that, 2, even though the sack is bottomless, after all that bandit is not a toy but a human, so he would be able to climb out, 3, even though the sack is bottomless that doesnt mean that the sacks sides are infinite, so he would be able to leave.
I’d bet you haven’t watched the movie because 1 Santa Claus didn’t have time to search through his bag to get a phone 2 the mansion is far out it may take to long for the cops to get there and Id guess they’d just kill the entire family at that point 3 Santa has no knowledge on modern technology like guns and phones so he may not even know that In conclusion these aren’t plot holes and maybe watch the movie next time you try to call it idiotic
There was no internet connection, and you might be thinking of the emergency call, there are multiple scenarios where he doesnt use that, plus where would he find a cell phone? The entire house was held hostage, the closest thing he found was a walky talky, and that couldn't be used to call the authorities.
this is one of my new favorite Christmas movies with the violence, comeuppance and the fact that Santa is an 1000 year old Viking (which are my favorite warriors in history along with their mythology)
I never watched it, but I wanted to. Why? Drunk Santa Claus with a sledgehammer, man bun, and a candy cane in his teeth waking up and choosing violence. That's why.
Santa with the two hand hammer immediately made me imagine him angrily screaming out his irritation in old Norse as he's just going ham. Just completely forgetting English for the duration.
0:48 cracking walnuts with your bare hands is a parlor trick, it's not that hard if you know how to do it. I know, because I can do it, and I'm not that tough a guy; I don't even exercise.
I just wanna say I too can crack walnuts with my bare hands and I tend to drink a lot at times, so if you lot hear there's an opening for Santa job, hit me up
the bit a 9:05 reminded me of when i was 11 and got into Sao and its spin off Gun Gail Online and actually put that i wanted a NF-P 90 on my Christmas list 💀
Man’s thought he was gonna defeat basically a immortal Viking warlord that has so much alcohol in his veins and sugar it could kill over a million people and has to be going around the speed of light to deliver presents.
Scrooge didnt know he is basically an immortal warrior, he is Santa, the old man who delivers presents to kids on christmas, the last thing Scrooge would expect Santa to be is an expiernced nore viking god.
This film is a new Xmas treasure. Take the Santa Clause and mix in good portions of Die Hard add some eggnog and rum sprinkle a bit of Home Alone and enjoy. I give it a Jolly 2 thumbs up Ho HO HO
The entire movie is just santa waking up Choosing violence. He woke up thinking that his brother krampus has been lacking, time to go murder some grown men.
This video was soooooo good! I was laughing to the point where I thought maybe this movie was a comedy 🤣 And of course, I always love the "...and the moral of the story..." one-liner at the end of every video and this one got real, really quick. 🎅 Damn, Santa! 🎅
He didnt want to kill them, we saw at the beggining of the movie he gave someone coal, he had no choice but to kill them. Now i get what you're trying to say but Santa didnt want to kill them. Lol.
I loved the Die Hard 2 reference in this movie with the compromised “rescue” team wearing the white uniforms and having snowmobiles
Yea pretty much die hard with Santa
I loved the Die Hard reference when he pulled out the Die Hard DvD from his sack, not many people would get that reference tbh
I had to convince myself that santa was drunk this entire movie ,because there's no way he didn't had a phone in his bag.
Dude was definitely drunk
@@SomeGuyNamedJason the way I see it is even if Santa called the police the people are still a ways away so the police with probably take like 10 minutes to make it there and even then the mercenary’s are way more trained than any officer so if the police pulled up then they would just die
I don't think he'd know how to work it
@@iseeghostsometimes3323 yeah this Santa isn’t the most tech savvy
@@robertbutler5615 not to mention the police won't go in guns blazing in a hostage situation. They will surround the perimeter and try to negotiate
“There’s nothing more pathetic than dying with a full mag” such a great line 😂😂😂
This entire movie is just santa waking up on Christmas feeling dangerous.
Lol
Santa woke up, and chose violence
To be fair, it's implied that the movie's version of Santa was basically a viking. Not so much Santa waking up dangerous, but Santa being given a chance to give blood to the blood god/all-father
Frl, man's woke up and felt moody 😂
@@janoszlongstride5304 for Valhalla since he’s a Viking
Step one: don't kidnap a family.
Step two: don't kill people
Step three: just live
Step four: Survive by the previous steps
@@hiroshell7973 step five: *never* piss off santa
@@an-animal-lover AAAAAAAAHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
Here’s my step: trying to have a holly jolly Christmas without doing anything evil.
wheres the fun in that?
Nerd Explains is basically my Netflix except tipped with survival facts
Took my dad to this over Christmas and we had so much fun at this movie. Super fun and underrated movie that’s a fun watch with the family
Just want to throw it out there that in the last half of the movie Santa mentions not knowing how to use a firearm, while this doesn’t make up for him not trying to figure it out it explains why in fights he doesn’t disarm people and shoot them….. also he was hammered in the beginning if that counts for anything
Honestly I saw him using a 2 handed hammer and thought “fucking finally, someone using it right.”
The lady walking up to point the gun at the dude in whites head will always make me laugh. YOU CAN’T SNEAK UP ON ANYTHING IN SNOW OR IN THE FOREST.
To be fair, he was probably too preoccupied with trying to kill Santa to notice her.
Unless you're Russian.
"Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like the smell of burning human skin."
-Nerd Explains 2022
"He who hesitates gets his chest caved in by santa"
I never knew I needed a laugh like that. That was funny
@@FaceFamous thank you
@@kittykat_human689 you're welcome 😆
I no joke watched this last night and was shocked that Santa wasn't the murderer
Ehh Santa Claus beat the shit out of the kill squad incredibly brutally to be fair
We need to see how Santa became Santa. Viking backstory would be sick
I think its pretty obvious, him becoming actually Santa is the opposite of what he was, which means that is his punishment to all the stuff he did.
Saw this movie on release, highly recommend it, easily my favorite christmas movie. Has a lot of heart and the shack scene was unbelievably brutal I was giddy the whole time
Just love how in the end when he is revived he goes like hey Christmas magic don't know how that crap works either.
Well of course he doesnt know how his magic works, do you use computers and phones? Yes. Do you know how they work? No, same thing here, Santa just uses his magic, he didnt create it.
Watched this literally an hour ago. And this uploads now. Perfection..
Thank you for fun videos ! love your content !
Gotta love Nerd Explains
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Sure do. Blessings. 🙏🏴✌️
Yep
I hope he does more classic movies next year
i do, except for the fact that all of his arguments i can easily defend and also they dont make any sense.
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So you better be good for goodness sake
(Loading of weapon in background)
OH YOU BETTER NOT CRY,
IM TELLING YOU WHY!
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING!!!!!
TO TPWN!
And if you aren't, he'll stab you with a sharpened candy cane.
911: “ 911 what’s your emergency?”
Me: “ send an ambulance! I shot Santa!!!” [Trying to stop the bleeding]
Santa: “ Ho… ho… ho…” [Reaching for the cookies on the table]
Thanks! You rock your voice and commentary are god tier and also when I sent the other money the other day I did really actually mean to send them I sent in 50s because I didn't know how to do more so I sent 4x to be easier. Enjoy your new years. Same to everyone else
happy new year pal from Scotland
@@buchan448 thank you so much your country is beautiful happy new years from the US
@Checkboard no its OK haha happy new new years
I literally didn't know you could send money on youtube until I saw this
@@exiledpain6 only if there's a "thank" option
Now I want to see Santa as part of a tactical team.
imagine some guy runs at you with a magical gift loaded bag, says ho ho ho, and then blows your head off with a fully loaded machine gun
Fuck the chimney, we're breaching the door
remember to tell your children to ask for a 9mm at Christmas. you never know when Santa gonna need it
My mother and I have decided to make this a yearly tradition.
I want to hear this Santa's origin story so bad tbh. My family and I like to say that Santa is some sort of fae folk (not the nice cute ones like in Peter Pan, I mean the morally questionable at best and kinda creepy ones from traditional pagan and celtic folklore), which would explain why he's thousands of years old and how he can get all those presents delivered in a single night. I find it very cool that there's a movie with a somewhat similar concept out there
There's a second violent night in the works!
"Silent night, violent night" the sequel
I like to believe in the "Klaus" version :)
If you haven't watched the movie, I highly recommend it!
In a Santa story I wrote that his family was magic. His mom and dad get their powers from the gods being descendants of them. Nicklaus as he's called seemingly was born with very little power. He can speak to animals and is an amazing craftsman.
The second one I came up with is that he and his family are not human at all and instead are either a type of fairy like you said, or that they are gods themselves as many believe that Santa is Odin which would be interesting
To be fair, if Santa Claus existed, even adults would notice presents turning up in their houses that they definitely didn't buy themselves - makes it far more believable + probable to revive Santa tinkerbell style at the end since there's clearly some supernatural power at work.
BOOOOOOO! SANTA DOES EXIST!
I remember hearing a scientist (can't remember which one unfortunately) talking about Santa and his Xmas Eve trip. Apparently to get around to every house in the world Santa would have to move at a significant percentage of lightspeed and his reindeer would explode from the air friction.
The magic of Christmas 👍🏻
His tattoos aren’t Celtic they’re Norse which is pretty awesome seeing as how Santa was originally Odin
I am pretty sure that's a myth
@@Thesngian Whooosh
Lore
@@Thesngian Yes, both Santa and Odin are myths, well-done.
@@Thesngian no it’s in the Norse religion and practice that he is Santa 💀
Thank you for posting Nerd, we do appreciate it!
Santa really decided to wake up and choose violence-
He didnt, he had no other choice but to fight, his reindeer ran away, and his superpowers didnt work because he was drunk.
The bellhop's rifle doesn't actually look like the 416C. It COULD be, but it actually looks less like the 416C and more like the early version of the AAC Honey Badger (before they split off to establish Q) that was submitted for multiple trials/contracts. Hell, it could even be a Maxim PDX-based rifle. I've had one of those and it was pretty awesome except I assembled mine with a Dead Foot Arms short buffer and single bracket brace. Still had the 5.5" barrel in 300BLK and ran the taller 416 pattern handguards. What it doesn't have, however, is the gas block sight post that the 416C uses. MAYBE it's been changed, but that seems unlikely since the 416 is a piston gun and would require a gas block to accommodate it rather than the low-pro blocks a DI gun would use.
So, in my opinion (and I may be incorrect), the bellhop's rifle is not an HK416C. I believe it's a DI gun and is likely either an early Honey Badger or some sort of PDX type rifle. For all I know, it could just be a regular AR with a shortened PDW buffer system and a Strike Industries stock. Everyone else can spend their time arguing or solving "pop culture" mysteries while I'm over here with a hard-on for every interesting firearm that makes it's way in front of my eyes.
If nobody else will bring it up i will props to the kid for the nail trap that was one of the best traps I've seen in a movie for a while
4:05 gotta love how these 3 security guards run towards the danger/intruder with 0 clue of what they're going to do if they encounter it. The moment they see the woman they just stop,they didn't have their weapons in hand and they didn't even try to hit her with their hands. They just wait to be stabbed
You should do a reverse vid like the I am legend series and do how to beat Santa as the naughty lister crew🤣
This is my biggest surprise movie of the year. It will be a Christmas classic.
The santa sack sneak attack was too powerful and had to be written out of the script.
Well that was lazy writing
It wasnt, 1, Santa was drunk and didnt think of that, 2, even though the sack is bottomless, after all that bandit is not a toy but a human, so he would be able to climb out, 3, even though the sack is bottomless that doesnt mean that the sacks sides are infinite, so he would be able to leave.
I’m pretty sure at this point movies have fully ignored the fact a cell phone can call 911 regardless of service.
They were all held at gunpoint. Santa couldn’t choose what present came out of his bag prior to it being burned
@@stevenscott2136 completely agree.
I’d bet you haven’t watched the movie because
1 Santa Claus didn’t have time to search through his bag to get a phone
2 the mansion is far out it may take to long for the cops to get there and Id guess they’d just kill the entire family at that point
3 Santa has no knowledge on modern technology like guns and phones so he may not even know that
In conclusion these aren’t plot holes and maybe watch the movie next time you try to call it idiotic
@@frankoconnell6745 I didn’t @ you so I’m saying this comment so you read my main arguement of why those aren’t fair assessments
There was no internet connection, and you might be thinking of the emergency call, there are multiple scenarios where he doesnt use that, plus where would he find a cell phone? The entire house was held hostage, the closest thing he found was a walky talky, and that couldn't be used to call the authorities.
Who dosnt love this man, My fav youtuber back with another banger😍💕💕
"Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year, honest. I'd like a Barrett M82 and a YUGE box of .50BMG rounds Pleeeeeeeese"
I loved this movie to pieces. 2 days before Christmas the best "get into the mood" film. Unexpectedly good. So glad I didn't pass the invitation
The fact that he is the real Santa is awesome
this is one of my new favorite Christmas movies with the violence, comeuppance and the fact that Santa is an 1000 year old Viking (which are my favorite warriors in history along with their mythology)
It's a well known fact that Santa has special privileges to fly anywhere on Christmas. Norad tracks him.
Heavily armed Ebenezers.
Bah gunbug
😂
Santa want all the smoke
9:57 Ah, The Night Santa Went Crazy. Nice reference!
please never stop posting.. these video's help me get through my day much respect!! 🤟
Love how this guy uses a scene from Captain America: The First Avenger while talking about the grenades
9:56 Don't think I didn't catch that Weird Al reference. I see you.
I never watched it, but I wanted to. Why? Drunk Santa Claus with a sledgehammer, man bun, and a candy cane in his teeth waking up and choosing violence. That's why.
Santa should've just called Krampus.
Santa woke up and chose violence
love the Weird al yankovich "the night santa went crazy" reference at 9:57. 👏
Best new Christmas movie . Should be watched every year with the family together now.
Mhm yup totally family friendly fun for all ages
Die Hard's better.
Santa with the two hand hammer immediately made me imagine him angrily screaming out his irritation in old Norse as he's just going ham. Just completely forgetting English for the duration.
0:48 cracking walnuts with your bare hands is a parlor trick, it's not that hard if you know how to do it. I know, because I can do it, and I'm not that tough a guy; I don't even exercise.
it's like those guys showing off how they can easily bend frying pans only for someone to show up and Reveal frying pans are just really easy to bend
I just wanna say I too can crack walnuts with my bare hands and I tend to drink a lot at times, so if you lot hear there's an opening for Santa job, hit me up
Happy new years nerd explains, may you live a long life and upload more🙏
The whole concept of Violent Night is cool, if we get a sequel we better get Mrs Claus
This looks like a pretty decent comedy movie lol
Nerd is the gift that keeps on giving hell yeah and I actually like this movie when I seen it in 😂
10:34 you have to admit nerd it would have been a great idea for a scary holiday special
I was pretty disappointed that Santa, of all people, would slip on ice.
I love the concept of this film man
Please finish the hot to beat every death trap in the whole saw franchise! I love watching your how too videos 😊
I think he has already
Sounds like Nerd doesn't believe in Santa... -_- hes always watching Nerd, and he knows where your post apocalyptic bunker is hidden
the bit a 9:05 reminded me of when i was 11 and got into Sao and its spin off Gun Gail Online and actually put that i wanted a NF-P 90 on my Christmas list 💀
23:25 is just the taco bell bong followed by the elden ring YOU DIED
This movie better be good because that title is golden and should not be wasted
This movie actually pretty lit
Man’s thought he was gonna defeat basically a immortal Viking warlord that has so much alcohol in his veins and sugar it could kill over a million people and has to be going around the speed of light to deliver presents.
Scrooge didnt know he is basically an immortal warrior, he is Santa, the old man who delivers presents to kids on christmas, the last thing Scrooge would expect Santa to be is an expiernced nore viking god.
I really appreciated the reference to my favorite Christmas song, “The Night Santa Went Crazy” by “Weird” Al Yankovic.
I love how over the top this movie is!
That's one of the best parts about it.
I didn't get a chance to see it yet but I love your videos
Nice! Just watched this on Xmas Eve. Good movie.
Really turned those seasons greetings into seasons beatings
Santa walked in and chose violence
Really cool idea having the actual santa be the protag fighting off against home invaders like this
Amazing video, infact I didn't even need to start the video to know that it gon be an amazing video.
This film is a new Xmas treasure.
Take the Santa Clause and mix in good portions of Die Hard add some eggnog and rum sprinkle a bit of Home Alone and enjoy.
I give it a Jolly 2 thumbs up Ho HO HO
"he who hesitates gets their chest caved in by santa clause"
Perfect timing to drop this how to beat I just watched the movie yesterday lol I loved it
How to beat the Grinch Squad: become Santa
I hope you'll do a serie soon like "Alice in Borderland" I liked the show but the amount of stupid decision almost killed me 😂
No cap even season 2 kinda mid
The entire movie is just santa waking up Choosing violence. He woke up thinking that his brother krampus has been lacking, time to go murder some grown men.
Do
"How to beat
The Scarlett witch
In
Doctor strange in the multiverse of madness
(2022)"
Never gonna forget that treetopper to the face scene 💀😂
That door breach was pretty smart
"there has to be atleast 1 good boy who wanted a loaded gun"
yes, that would be me
Bro you good that explanation at 10:33 was really specific like too specific 😂
This whole video is just amusing
This video was soooooo good! I was laughing to the point where I thought maybe this movie was a comedy 🤣 And of course, I always love the "...and the moral of the story..." one-liner at the end of every video and this one got real, really quick. 🎅 Damn, Santa! 🎅
this is the funniest christmas movie i've ever seen
Love your videos ❤️
We watched this not too long ago.
Fun time. Interesting concept. 😂
Moral of the story? Be good! Or santa claus will fkin kill you 😂
He didnt want to kill them, we saw at the beggining of the movie he gave someone coal, he had no choice but to kill them. Now i get what you're trying to say but Santa didnt want to kill them. Lol.
Santa woke up and choose violence apparently 🤣
I knew there was gonna be a “How to beat violent night”
He didnt even say how to beat it, he just critized the movie and made not very good arguments that i can easily counter.
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Went to watch this with my girlfriend. Probably won’t ever watch it again, it’s the most messed up wholesome movie I’ve seen in a while.
The cool thing about this movie is that the Old Norse Santa Clause, according to legend, was a warrior of Valhalla.