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  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 4 года назад +1611

    He looks down at his prepared notes, then decides to wing it. Every time.

    • @ayushthumbarathy3961
      @ayushthumbarathy3961 4 года назад +84

      Because he can't read. It's so obvious it's pathetic and pitiful.

    • @FatherofFFD
      @FatherofFFD 4 года назад +74

      Docktor Jim That’s because his notes are merely props. Like a person who wears non prescription glasses to appear more intellectual. Trump shuffles through notes like a HS student who didn’t do the assignment & is standing in front of the class bombing miserably speaking on a subject that was never researched. Listening to this imbecile can’t be good for the human brain. I think we all get a little dumb every time we attempt to make sense of what he’s saying.

    • @fsjafsja508
      @fsjafsja508 4 года назад +14

      @Memento Mori Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Omg lol

    • @somethingginterestingg4275
      @somethingginterestingg4275 4 года назад +42

      I'm not convinced he knows how to read
      Edit: great to see all the others who feel the same

    • @amyb9037
      @amyb9037 4 года назад +25

      That’s what happens when you can’t read.

  • @paulstewart11
    @paulstewart11 4 года назад +367

    He literally said "I’ve felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic" TWO DAYS before he made the "nobody knew there'd be a pandemic of this proportion" comment.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад +32

      Trump can change religions in the middle of sentence.

    • @jordanhamrick5891
      @jordanhamrick5891 4 года назад +20

      @@ThomasPanto and people will bow to it because they blindly follow even if he killed their kids in front of them.. history repeats itself and his regime's blindness is similar to one other that comes to mind.. in germany nearly a century ago now..

    • @_FirstLast_
      @_FirstLast_ 4 года назад +10

      @@jordanhamrick5891 100 years later (not nearly, but very literally to the year) and the Nazis are a hell of a lot smaller, but their resolve has never diminished and they are far from gone. Trump will have generations of fans, as well. Generation after generation, spoon fed horse shit until it becomes tasty and they want to pass the earthy flavor down to their kids.
      Hell, the American Civil War isn't even dead to some Americans. Come visit Alabama if you want to see a real-life lived-in time machine.

    • @jordanvalderaz6603
      @jordanvalderaz6603 4 года назад

      Hi Paul

    • @leo-rs3cj
      @leo-rs3cj 4 года назад +1

      @@_FirstLast_ Yeah I live in Germany and there are still a lot of Neonazis everywhere

  • @steeler54combathamster52
    @steeler54combathamster52 4 года назад +393

    With Reagan, I thought, "This is the most incompetent and dangerous president ever."
    George W. Bush: "You really can't get any stupider or worse..."
    Trump: "Okay, I was wrong twice."

    • @nikeitamisner7289
      @nikeitamisner7289 4 года назад +6

      Worst in history

    • @ryanjonathanmartin3933
      @ryanjonathanmartin3933 4 года назад

      @Ryan Statt Hahahahhaha

    • @0g0dn0
      @0g0dn0 4 года назад +9

      I didn’t remember Reagan, but these were my exact thoughts between Bush and trump.

    • @gordondwyer3641
      @gordondwyer3641 4 года назад +1

      With Biden: 4th time lucky 🤣

    • @MrRemcoPardoel
      @MrRemcoPardoel Месяц назад

      o boy you where so wrong .. Harris and Biden was another level of craziness

  • @nacarreira777
    @nacarreira777 4 года назад +513

    Timelines like these should be made into ads and played on the daily through the month of October 2020

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад +6

      The corporate supplier of our military industrial dictatorship and OWNERS of our time, labor, money , lives, politicians, media, schools, children and country control the propaganda. I don't expect our children will know freedom from saluting and worshiping living , laboring , murdering and dying for coins, flags, religions, armies, invisible borders and other lies made of mere words.
      Warn your children . Republican do things TO people (Retarded PREDATORS). Democrats do things FOR People.(The Wisdom of Creation shared across time.)

    • @jdallenx
      @jdallenx 4 года назад

      Yes, and a lot of timelines like this are made and shown regularly. However, people who aren't stupid actually read enough to know that they're not true, due to the missing or misleading information.

    • @madyjules06
      @madyjules06 4 года назад +2

      That’s brilliant...if only the Democrats would do so

    • @_FirstLast_
      @_FirstLast_ 4 года назад +4

      The sad fact is ...we don't know who these timelines are for...
      I can't imagine there is anyone who doesn't already know all this. If you weren't paying attention to this for the past, I dunno, 4 years, then you must have been living in a cave somewhere.
      Then there's the people who can't do the math of 2 + 2 to figure out what this timeline spells out ...or what any record of trump events spells out ...and they never will understand it.
      So, who is this for? You either aren't involved and never will be, already involved and are well aware, or you have the IQ of a potato and wear a MAGA hat so other people know to avoid you .... I just don't know what to do anymore when there's more idiots voting than critical thinkers.

    • @jordanvalderaz6603
      @jordanvalderaz6603 4 года назад

      Hi Nancy

  • @AvinashJhaUtd7
    @AvinashJhaUtd7 4 года назад +260

    Imagine FOX airing this. A RUclips channel has more content than actual news channel.

    • @PeachesCourage
      @PeachesCourage 4 года назад +1

      Dr Scott Jensen Dr Donald Yealy Robert Kennedy Jr Valuetainment May 2 on how the CDC and WHO are now corrupt

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 4 года назад +7

      @Avi Jha..not just more content, but they're telling
      the harsh truth, where the cable news & network aren't willing to do it seems.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 4 года назад +4

      If they would air this he would be *DONE.*

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 4 года назад +3

      They would not...the late night comedians are the ones it seems willing to boldly tell the truth about this orange clown in the WH

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 года назад +1

      Be TERRIFIED, Fox is "educating"/ manufacturing consent in millions of homes..

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад +127

    "People are surprised that I understand it."
    You _don't_ understand it. Every single time you try to hold a conversation about it, you _demonstrate_ that fact. What's _surprising_ is that you continue to be trusted to _handle_ it, no matter how much mismanagement you bring to bear.

    • @hilal_younus
      @hilal_younus 4 года назад +4

      Of course they should be surprised . Trump barely understands. So it came as a shocker

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py 4 года назад +5

      Especially with the disinfectant injection and ultraviolet recommendations which will follow him the rest of his life.

    • @nickkrenicky
      @nickkrenicky 4 года назад +6

      Tina20 that and saying to bomb hurricanes

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +5

      Look at poor Merkel. Having to explain something to him ELEVEN times.

  • @jarkmann3977
    @jarkmann3977 4 года назад +2369

    If Donald Dump was the Captain of the Titanic:
    "There isn't any iceberg.”
    “There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.”
    “The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.”
    “There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.”
    “We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.”
    “The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.”
    “We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.”
    “Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.”
    “We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.”
    “Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.”
    “I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.”
    “We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.”
    “The lifeboats were left onshore by the last captain of this ship.”
    “Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg. "
    “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

    • @ibrahimismail6339
      @ibrahimismail6339 4 года назад +143

      Spot on.

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 4 года назад +64

      I was pretty intimidated by this lol.

    • @yolo6433
      @yolo6433 4 года назад +207

      I died at "they are beautiful lifeboats"

    • @mattschwiffty1111
      @mattschwiffty1111 4 года назад +119

      Lolol. Chinese iceberg🤣

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад +59

      Disconnected,
      Reality is beyond Trumps ability to proccess.

  • @dylanuttam2881
    @dylanuttam2881 4 года назад +95

    ”an Oval Office Address shouldn't be a game of two truths and a lie”
    Well, it's not... It's a game of two lies and a partial truth

  • @puvanpakiam9826
    @puvanpakiam9826 4 года назад +2438

    It is beyond me, how a developed country like the USA would vote for someone like trump to run their country.

    • @laurel1865
      @laurel1865 4 года назад +331

      USA is about to lose our first world status.

    • @Darfur64
      @Darfur64 4 года назад +409

      I live here, I don't believe it either. We've definitely lost first world status already.

    • @Ms.eleven11
      @Ms.eleven11 4 года назад +204

      RUIN, our country. We didn't vote for him.

    • @jameswang5248
      @jameswang5248 4 года назад +31

      He got the Econ for the few years right to cover his dumbness

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 4 года назад +179

      WE DIDN'T. Can you say ELECTION FRAUD?

  • @gmageorgialaw
    @gmageorgialaw 4 года назад +120

    I know Trevor you are not gonna read this but I’m so glad you are consistent and even post on Saturday. What what lol Let’s keep supporting this show!

    • @gokussj9kvegeta566
      @gokussj9kvegeta566 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I completely agree.Trevor's show needs to be supported. He is quite accurate in reporting

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 4 года назад +131

    Instead of this timeline going left to right, it goes from south to even further south.
    Stay strong everyone; testing, social distancing, and handwashing are crucial.

  • @donjf12
    @donjf12 4 года назад +154

    This is by far the most difficult thing to watch, it is mind boggling that he is in office and people are supporting him with his behavior.

    •  4 года назад

      Don F I think he’s doing a fantastic job. He saved a lot of people in New York with javid center and navy ship, comfort. Could be best president of all time based on economics And new jobs for minorities and women.

    • @donjf12
      @donjf12 4 года назад +18

      @ Certainly entitled to your opinion, best president of all time is well thats comical, watching him pick fights daily on twitter with someone new everyday is truly adolescent at best. He has certainly divided the nation and the Republican Party, he may claim to be a Republican but I can no longer support him and lets not forget we're at 100,000 deaths.

    • @brian395
      @brian395 4 года назад +1

      you do realize this is edited for content and to prove their agenda

    • @tetsuroku3035
      @tetsuroku3035 4 года назад +8

      @@brian395 How does someone edit a LIVE speech????

    •  4 года назад

      Pc Principle 30-40,000~ is more accurate. They padded their numbers to get extra gov funding

  • @vicentequintero2030
    @vicentequintero2030 4 года назад +172

    "The president of the United States has the authority to do...what the president has the authority to do" BRUH, November can't come soon enough. This man needs to go.

    • @cyberspeeds
      @cyberspeeds 4 года назад +6

      Wait for season 2.

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад +4

      Hahahaha, meltdown 2.0, sleepy joe can only win at sleeping

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 года назад +1

      ? Hahahaha!! Oh I see....Trump trolls. Why are you so deep in the comments? Do you think you can win any converts here? No; it's all plausible denial! I was only following orders. You know how well that worked in the last World Court!

    • @dmmice2344
      @dmmice2344 4 года назад

      Vince Quintero AMEN! 🙏

    • @TRUSMITHSFAN
      @TRUSMITHSFAN 4 года назад

      Amen!

  • @Jetan90
    @Jetan90 4 года назад +90

    At 3:15, it’s horrifying, this is clear symptoms of extreme form of narcissism.

    • @nellaroxanne826
      @nellaroxanne826 4 года назад +11

      I was soooo weirded out by it and knowing that ppl are under his spell, it makes me shiver. Watching him triggers me cause my ex is a Narcissist 🤮

    • @njsfer
      @njsfer 4 года назад +16

      It's incredible how dumb he is, and, at the same time, how smart he thinks he is. Sometimes I think that he's just the biggest troller in the world and he's making us to look like fools. The bleach and UV rays thing is something that I'll never understand how can someone in charge of a country can say that.

    • @tootsla1252
      @tootsla1252 4 года назад +10

      Right.... I speak English, I like Tiaras, I toured Buckingham Palace, I studied English history in college, therefore I could be the Queen of England.

    • @julianscott9122
      @julianscott9122 4 года назад +1

      My dad is one so yep triggered here

  • @SagarSiddhpura
    @SagarSiddhpura 4 года назад +69

    Studio Trevor looks so bland, now that we have apartment Trevor. I would pick Apartment Trevor over Studio Trevor any day, any time. It would be sad when he goes back.

  • @deby5983
    @deby5983 4 года назад +282

    The orange one speaks like a 4 year old (sorry 4 year olds -- didn't mean to insult you).

  • @efesnow5612
    @efesnow5612 4 года назад +60

    this is what happens when incompetency is in power. what a disgrace

    • @thatoneguy6776
      @thatoneguy6776 4 года назад

      riche youre a disgrace to your parents... no wait, they raised you to be an ass

  • @MoodyCaffeineAddict
    @MoodyCaffeineAddict 4 года назад +194

    Just a chronic LIAR trying to REWRITE his denials and total failure to act and protect the people.

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +6

      He is trying to sanitize history. He wants the real truth to be burned from our our memories and replaced by his ever changing narrative. This is happening.

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад

      Women with advanced TDS? Most be of the "single& strong" breed

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 4 года назад +1

      jk jkk triggered snowflake trump supporters who go and insult women online, are obviously INCEL

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 4 года назад

      Sandra Whitlock trump is trying to inject disinfectant into his words

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад

      @@donnydrumpf457 are u simping in RUclips comments? Beta soyboy

  • @AD-wm5ju
    @AD-wm5ju 4 года назад +64

    “If you’re not there for the battle, you don’t get to lead the victory parade.” 💯✅

    • @e.h.j.1184
      @e.h.j.1184 4 года назад

      WELL SAID

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад

      Are we here to educate, elevate and evolve the future of creation or to beat life to death to enforce our political and religious beliefs made of mere words, OUR LIES?.

    • @danielking9252
      @danielking9252 4 года назад

      Great Post!!!!

  • @lennyfreedman8719
    @lennyfreedman8719 4 года назад +463

    WE NEED "IQ" TEST WHITE HOUSE STAFF.

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 4 года назад +30

      They'd be in the negatives

    • @Broken-pt5sr
      @Broken-pt5sr 4 года назад +7

      Racist white supremacist spotted!!!!

    • @jarkmann3977
      @jarkmann3977 4 года назад +15

      We need to put Dump on a lie detector. That would be hilarious. It would be given by CNN or MSNBC. I believe he doesn't know how to tell the truth.

    • @gummybear41283
      @gummybear41283 4 года назад +1

      test yourself moron

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 4 года назад +13

      @@jarkmann3977 the machine would blow up

  • @TheDisasterMaster2
    @TheDisasterMaster2 4 года назад +197

    Anybody else weirded out by the crowds laughter now?

    • @syntheticteapot
      @syntheticteapot 4 года назад +17

      Yeah it sounds really unnatural

    • @cdg715
      @cdg715 4 года назад +3

      路須海 might be a sound track. Its not even funny

    • @saydrar
      @saydrar 4 года назад +8

      It actually startled me!

    • @Radjhitoocool
      @Radjhitoocool 4 года назад +7

      I’m not sure if it’s me getting used to quarantine and forgetting what crowds sound like or if it just was a laugh track

    • @msann60154
      @msann60154 4 года назад +1

      What I'm weird out about is Sniffy McAdderals lack of compassion.. That's a whole lot more weird then a laugh track

  • @michaelm8460
    @michaelm8460 4 года назад +55

    The most remarkable thing about this video is watching how Trevor gets angrier and more frustrated as the time line progresses

    • @guybartlett9587
      @guybartlett9587 4 года назад +2

      What's important is how many hoodies does Trevor have??

    • @feminem8373
      @feminem8373 4 года назад

      Yes...it went from being slightly comical to being absolutely devastating that Trump actually thinks he is handling COVID-19 properly. 🤦‍♀️

  • @Annie-cs
    @Annie-cs 4 года назад +144

    im not american, and i decided to catch up on what is happening...
    I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND SAYING *WHAT??!* EVERYTIME TRUMP SAID SOMETHING.
    im still in awe

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 года назад +4

      Thanks for watching the show 🤣

    • @Centurian-mt1ob
      @Centurian-mt1ob 4 года назад +6

      I just finished watching the American comedy show and apparently our tv host Trump is now sending kids back to school and kids getting covid-19 is up by 90%
      Edit PLEASE SEND HELP!

    • @deby5983
      @deby5983 4 года назад +4

      Its like a sick and scary comedy show listening to him. Welcome to our lives 😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @grantzastrow8620
      @grantzastrow8620 4 года назад +2

      Us Americans do the same thing 😂

    • @munchkinartist
      @munchkinartist 4 года назад +2

      Help us please

  • @fawkesontheroll8594
    @fawkesontheroll8594 4 года назад +33

    I love the reporter's reaction when Trump said, "The President's authority is total."
    He had to clarify the response again, "You're saying the authority is total?" I can almost hear him thinking- so, like totalitarianism or absolutist?

  • @jameslaupan6499
    @jameslaupan6499 4 года назад +77

    This is why I now call it “trumps folly” he’s responsible for his actions, including stupid statements.

  • @billybarnett2846
    @billybarnett2846 4 года назад +68

    Why does he keep mentioning his uncle, when his uncle barely had a relationship with him. The way he feels about Eric is the way his uncle felt about him.

    • @Antony777777
      @Antony777777 4 года назад +5

      I think that for a lot of republicans and Trump especially, it's all in the genes. Intelligence, tendency for crime, artistic talent all that people actually learn through interacting, learning and living are all prescribed in the genes. People are stupid, poor and criminals because they are born that way. So his uncle obviously is a proof of the intelligence and the scientific talent in the Trump family genoma

    • @sheba9552
      @sheba9552 4 года назад +5

      Antony777777 My Aunt is a nasa scientist, I work at Macy’s, go figure

    • @laurendobbs8941
      @laurendobbs8941 4 года назад

      Dayumm.... Damnnn. Cold 😓

  • @dabbingtoast7743
    @dabbingtoast7743 4 года назад +96

    ‘Leader’ of the United States everyone. Remember to get out there and vote this year.

    • @srkian1990
      @srkian1990 4 года назад +5

      @@garrettmancuso4417 honestly I would be happier to vote for Bernie but between Biden vs trump I'll vote for Biden

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +2

      @@srkian1990 Yeah. Sad that we are stuck with this choice. Let's hope we can patch things together and really fix them four years later. Things must change at a basic level.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 года назад

      @GRÏNGō Nothing and no one could be worse than the self absorbed super genius with his "unmatched wisdom"
      MAGA - Making American Graves Abundant

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 года назад +1

      @ Get tested for Trump Moronavirus - you have symptoms

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 года назад +1

      @GRÏNGō Trump Is the reason for every bad thing in the U.S since his election , not the least of which is violating the Constitution(hence his impeachment)
      Benedict Orangeade is a liar and a traitor.

  • @n3rdy11
    @n3rdy11 4 года назад +233

    Trevor's impersonation of Trump is so spot on that it's kinda creepy lol

    • @ashleymullett1799
      @ashleymullett1799 4 года назад +2

      I agree @John Doe ...I said it in my comment ....at least during this scary time we can not only get the facts through research and people like Trevor but also we can laugh even for a moment ...his impressions are hilarious!!

    • @goodlife1302
      @goodlife1302 4 года назад +1

      @@ashleymullett1799 wow your profile description is fantastic

    • @andrewtackett8351
      @andrewtackett8351 4 года назад

      Its completely wrong. Have you never watched him talk? Trevor is honestly stupid with many of his points.

    • @andrewwenner2781
      @andrewwenner2781 4 года назад

      Come on don’t trash Trevor like that, I know you like Trevor too!

    • @dalekdx
      @dalekdx 4 года назад

      @@noliesrebuild8254 You are probably thinking of C-L Cauvin, he's the best.
      ruclips.net/video/dtkJCSk-u0A/видео.html

  • @toastedjelly1906
    @toastedjelly1906 4 года назад +208

    It’s so weird seeing trevor in a suit after weeks of hoodies

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +18

      Clean shaven in a suit with and audience laughing. I am so uncomfortable with this.😂

    • @somkit9102
      @somkit9102 4 года назад +4

      He cleans up good.

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +10

      @@somkit9102 I kinda prefer him a little scruffy sometimes. I vote one month clean shaven Trevor. One month hoody, scruffy beard Trevor. He doesn't get a say.😁🤣😁🤣😁

    • @somkit9102
      @somkit9102 4 года назад +2

      @@LassieGal Hahaha, ok. I won't argue with you on that. As as straight dude, I don't really care what he looks like. LOL

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +3

      @@somkit9102 Hey we can always admire any person's ability to look good. In anyway.

  • @truthtopower639
    @truthtopower639 4 года назад +32

    Trevor is amazing, intelligent, versatile, funny and very loved by all generations. Well-groomed, relaxed, serious or silly.... you are a treasure. Keep doing what you are doing!!

  • @Nyte-Owl
    @Nyte-Owl 4 года назад +275

    How did people vote for him? Seriously.

    • @onetwo3549
      @onetwo3549 4 года назад +48

      The saddest part is that he has never hidden how stupid he has always been. The surprising and underestimated thing is the great number of ignorant and stupid people that exist in this country, who would vote for someone like him.

    • @johnnod2731
      @johnnod2731 4 года назад +13

      People who voted these idiots into power are accomplices. Same with those who voted for Jacob Zuma & the ANC

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 года назад +22

      Racism, xenophobia and anti-PC (anti-decency). Trump told them that it is good to be a racist, xenophobe and pussygrabber.

    • @mirytee376
      @mirytee376 4 года назад +7

      You uneducated HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTERS mek me sed 😭😭😭😭🤣🤦‍♂️🤙🏽👌🏽

    • @borntobeking85
      @borntobeking85 4 года назад +8

      I didn’t vote for him, but now I do because the world enemy is the CCP and he is the only one who can fight for us.

  • @FadzilAdept
    @FadzilAdept 4 года назад +440

    "trump is just like a joker, but with more make up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kn9ioutom
      @kn9ioutom 4 года назад +11

      Where is Bat Man ???

    • @ThomasLamont564
      @ThomasLamont564 4 года назад

      Trump isn't a joker, he was one of the first people to negotiate peace with North Korea!

    • @FadzilAdept
      @FadzilAdept 4 года назад +11

      @@ThomasLamont564 befriend with a dictator, good2👏👏very good~ so they both can holding hands n bring wars to other nations😏 very good~

    • @ThomasLamont564
      @ThomasLamont564 4 года назад

      @@FadzilAdept he wasn't befriending Kim Jong Un, he was negotiating peace! I don't know about you, but its not really nice living with the looming threat of nuclear war over your shoulders.

    • @jarkmann3977
      @jarkmann3977 4 года назад +6

      Dump is a sleeper agent for Russia. Yes, he has been activated.
      Why is it called Covid-19? Because it came out in 2019. Dump knew about it in December. He didn't notify all of the United States citizens until mid March.
      Vietnam War took 58,469 lives and it took 16 years. Trump trumped that number over 99,000 people dead in 2.5 months. Dump's villain name: "Death Count", and his catch phrase: "I take no responsibility!"
      We probably won't get any stimulus checks because Death Count has played golf 266 times (so far) since he has taken office spending $1 million tax dollars. (Obama played golf 306 times in 8 years.) Death Count needs our money to play golf ⛳

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 4 года назад +201

    He’s furious that, in his mind, it is destroying his, “ Legacy”. And, he can’t kick it to the curb. Now, your Valet, who served you your KFC, and Diet Coke is sick. It’s coming for you, Donald!!

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 года назад

      And Miller's wife,
      God protect her.

    •  4 года назад +7

      Hopefully it gets him, nobody deserves it more than trump

    • @dancarchidi3071
      @dancarchidi3071 4 года назад +1

      @ i really hate to agree with this but........

  • @paperjam538
    @paperjam538 4 года назад +120

    This looks like the intro to a movie about the post apocalypse.

  • @FloEbem
    @FloEbem 4 года назад +36

    Sounds so weird hearing the audience laughter...

  • @JoeKerr019
    @JoeKerr019 4 года назад +90

    Honestly, i'm surprised how theres people that still support him. Is it easier to die believing You are right than living knowing You were wrong?

    • @seemorefreedom7075
      @seemorefreedom7075 4 года назад

      so exactly who do you have to put in Trumps place? Not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem.

    • @jamalljordan2022
      @jamalljordan2022 4 года назад +2

      @@seemorefreedom7075 you not either www.cnn.com/us/live-news/us-coronavirus-update-05-15-20/index.html.
      couriernewsroom.com/2020/04/14/obama-prepared-for-a-potential-pandemic-trump-gutted-his-work/
      Two articles showing Obama administration preparing Trump and what did he do ignored the health experts and waste months on crazy talk.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад +2

      All over this world the saluters and worshipers of various national and religious Lies struggle to believe they were not fooled into destroying their own children and murdering their own species for coins, flags, religions, armies, invisible borders and other lies made of mere words.

    • @seemorefreedom7075
      @seemorefreedom7075 4 года назад +1

      @Firstname LastnameI am always surprised when ever I am wrong, just saying.
      Let me fill in the blanks as to why intelligent people continue to vote for him; The reason he was economically successful is because he gets the left the hell out of small businesses way. I support none of them but vote for the one that makes the left stand a side and let be the more productive people can be free and prosper. AND the Democrats failed to produce a menu with any palatable choices this year so you are stuck with his ass 4 more years

    • @rosyskysky345
      @rosyskysky345 4 года назад +6

      It’s ignorance. Trump caters to the troves of uneducated and ignorant people and they stand by him regardless of what this babbling Cheeto has to say

  • @DevanshiKShah-tb7hp
    @DevanshiKShah-tb7hp 4 года назад +65

    It was weird to hear the laughter of the audience after so many days of the Daily Social Distancing Show

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +3

      I know. I don't know if I comfortable with it now. Weird.😁🤷‍♀️😂🤷‍♀️😁

    • @kevray
      @kevray 4 года назад +3

      The audience laughs were always annoying

    • @fluffythebunnyslayer20
      @fluffythebunnyslayer20 4 года назад +1

      Is the lockdown over? Surely having an audience packed together is a bad idea?

    • @awxomexd
      @awxomexd 4 года назад +2

      His first response was end of January, when he suggested shutting down internationally flights.

    • @ABiteBetterbyEva
      @ABiteBetterbyEva 4 года назад

      Right?? It felt like pre recorded laughter but it was actually the audience

  • @rowdybliss
    @rowdybliss 4 года назад +85

    Is it weird that I prefer the show in its current format, without a studio audience/laugh track?

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 4 года назад +10

      Me too. But I miss Trevor's between the scenes.

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 4 года назад +3

      @1 His editing team adjusted to the vlogging format from newscaster format so easily. He must be a fantastic leader.

    • @elmiz
      @elmiz 4 года назад

      Maybe he could have an homeoffice episode regularly once a week or something 😅

  • @z.louisecoombsrambouillet8395
    @z.louisecoombsrambouillet8395 4 года назад +201

    He talks like a little child, especially with the hand gestures

    • @darquequeen2323
      @darquequeen2323 4 года назад +10

      K. Jolie Tovar That’s how he thinks, like a little child. Intelligent people don’t speak the way he does.

    • @steveh4521
      @steveh4521 4 года назад +8

      You could put a child in charge of the White House and they would do a better job. Hey little Timmy do you think we should do something about the virus now. Timmy: "Yes!" Great will get right on that sir. Historians: It was little Timmy who helped America stay safe from the virus, keep the curve down and kept the American Stock Market strong and healthy. He's not in our top 10 Best Presidents and our youngest.

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 4 года назад +6

      He has dementia and is regressing steadily. It's obvious if you've seen it before in family members. Get an independent mental state assessment for him from two different doctors, I'd lay money on a dementia diagnosis.

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone 4 года назад +1

      and in his campaign and rally's, he ALWAYS need the sound of a crowd cheering every DUMB thing he says or do, just to level with his megalomaniac persona. It is really look like the "Fort-da" conception in the Freud texts.

    • @project_nihilist
      @project_nihilist 4 года назад

      K. Jolie Tovar are you talking about Trump or Noah?

  • @dastardlyredwitch
    @dastardlyredwitch 4 года назад +49

    The bleach incident was shown everywhere even in India as a headline

    • @moxashah3158
      @moxashah3158 4 года назад +2

      Really ??

    • @dastardlyredwitch
      @dastardlyredwitch 4 года назад +7

      @@moxashah3158 Yes. They also showed how companies like Dettol and Lizol decided to issue a statement saying that their products are not to be consumed after this incident

    • @moxashah3158
      @moxashah3158 4 года назад +5

      @@dastardlyredwitch I really should start watching news as my father always says

    • @souradeepsengupta4269
      @souradeepsengupta4269 4 года назад +3

      Yes 😂

    • @hannorasmusholtiegel6044
      @hannorasmusholtiegel6044 4 года назад +2

      Germany too

  • @soywil
    @soywil 4 года назад +30

    I feel like it's being years since i watched Trevor with a Suit

  • @AhmadWithAnE
    @AhmadWithAnE 4 года назад +133

    My fav past time during quarantine...😂🤦🏻‍♂️
    Watching trevor❤

    • @knowledgeiskey1319
      @knowledgeiskey1319 4 года назад +2

      mine is pretending to go to spin class.
      im very good at it.

    • @yichaowang7777
      @yichaowang7777 4 года назад +2

      My fav past time in vacation...watching what’s the new saying from trump, almost addicted to that lol

    • @ImadeUlook
      @ImadeUlook 4 года назад

      @@sunny_tater that sounds like literally hell on earth. I really do empathise with you and so many others in your situation. It just proves how fucked we would be without you and you're ridiculously unappreciated and underpaid.

    • @AhmadWithAnE
      @AhmadWithAnE 4 года назад

      eternity_of_mondays 64 sorry to hear that bud.... but such is life

  • @vyctalemill9328
    @vyctalemill9328 4 года назад +52

    I wish the Number of Cases was catalogued in the Timeline with his Statements

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад

      Or maybe what his opponents reaction?
      Nancy Skeletor Pelosi: Travel ban is fearmonger, come to Chinatown
      AOC: if you don't eat Chinese food bc of the virus, it's bc you are racist.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 года назад +1

      Oh...I got the highest Troll!
      As you saw..that excellent travel ban did nothing...with all the exceptions. Also...you had months! This is all you got!? I'd eat Chinese food everyday in America! I'm pretty sure none of it is coming from Whuan....which is doing good today.

  • @zyestes9786
    @zyestes9786 4 года назад +44

    He is such an embarrassing to American.. I'd prefer Obama instead atleast he trust his scientist and all

    • @laurendobbs8941
      @laurendobbs8941 4 года назад

      Don't trust anyone!! They're all thieves and liars

  • @gyidaalanazi2342
    @gyidaalanazi2342 4 года назад +134

    I haven’t heard the audience laughing in the background in ages this feels weird

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +1

      Spooky.

    • @endlesssummer2133
      @endlesssummer2133 4 года назад +5

      Was looking for that comment. It feels super weird!

    • @nafisa.t13
      @nafisa.t13 4 года назад +1

      I know, right... I was wondering for a full minute if I had some other video playing on another tab that was playing the laugh sound. I kinda like not hearing the audience.

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад

      @@nafisa.t13 I am kind of more comfortable without the audience too.

  • @ALCRAN2010
    @ALCRAN2010 4 года назад +131

    You forgot January 22, 2020: "It's just one person coming in from Chy-nah. It'll be alright." - 45

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 года назад +1

      Did he say that? I need it for my page, I'm trying to get it all.

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 4 года назад +1

      @@avidnongetit8710 , yeah, he actually really said that on that date in some interview. He said he was briefed about it and also said he's choosing to trust Xi because they have a great relationship.

  • @bangladeshisuperstar9149
    @bangladeshisuperstar9149 4 года назад +192

    When he said we're very very prepared, he meant that there is enough stock of *bleach* in the market.🐃🐃

    • @vanshikabhatt3672
      @vanshikabhatt3672 4 года назад +5

      How right you are

    • @jasonli996
      @jasonli996 4 года назад +2

      🤣make my day

    • @angeloucol8463
      @angeloucol8463 4 года назад +4

      @Eleni 1979 chill bruh, you know that he is a Donald Trump supporter so you should speak to him like his stupid president for his small brain to understand. 🤷

    • @esotericadventures1744
      @esotericadventures1744 4 года назад

      Gail Feikes hahaha good one man !

    • @maroulio2067
      @maroulio2067 4 года назад +1

      Until his followers ran out and to stock up on it

  • @danielking9252
    @danielking9252 4 года назад +50

    Mike Pence looked at the President like WTF are you doing and talking about????

  • @judes_music
    @judes_music 4 года назад +21

    I've gotten so used to the from home editions that the laughter of the audience now sounds totally weird to me!

  • @ariadneunsworth6248
    @ariadneunsworth6248 4 года назад +108

    The failure of his scientific education is just astonishing. I question his college degree

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 года назад +5

      Donnie Trump, BS,MA, PHD
      Breathing Somnambulant, Moronic A$$HAT, Pu$$ygrabbing Horrific Devil
      MAGA - Making American Graves Abundant

    • @ariadneunsworth6248
      @ariadneunsworth6248 4 года назад +1

      @@elbarjones4812 Hahahahaha

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад

      Imagine having this kinds of TDS

    • @robertfury5554
      @robertfury5554 4 года назад

      Lol, genius! Maybe even super genius!

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад

      @midniteryder TDS is a very serious disease, the afflicted thinks that he lives permanently in a dark fairy tale where the villain, (President Trump) is the amalgam of all of evil past and present, and the heroes (the snowflakes) are akin to the resistance fighters of WW2.

  • @88marome
    @88marome 4 года назад +180

    Ugh, I can't even watch short clips of Trump talking. Sorry Trevor.

    • @MoodyCaffeineAddict
      @MoodyCaffeineAddict 4 года назад +4

      Same, I ff ⏩⏩

    • @ramonmolina9136
      @ramonmolina9136 4 года назад +3

      Same I skip it every time

    • @steveh4521
      @steveh4521 4 года назад +6

      I'm surprised I have brain cells left. Listening to him must be like doing a couple of the really hardcore drugs like heroine, meth and acid, LSD, alcohol, coke, idk I don't do drugs. But I'm thinking it's a safe assumption.

    • @inthevault9603
      @inthevault9603 4 года назад +1

      88marome physical illness for all

  • @dollymadison2397
    @dollymadison2397 4 года назад +2

    THANK YOU DAILY SHOW FOR PUTTING THIS ALL TOGETHER FOR US!!!!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад +118

    "The restriction stops _people,_ not _goods."
    Ah. Goods that are delivered without _people,_ I guess. 🤷

    • @faustin289
      @faustin289 4 года назад +4

      A stable genius is capable of developing delivery drones for this to happen. So simple...

    • @LassieGal
      @LassieGal 4 года назад +1

      Exactly.

    • @Vanadisphoto
      @Vanadisphoto 4 года назад +5

      *The truth is that his speech writer isn't much of an artist so the pictures on his speech papers are not that easy to "read".*

    • @AD-wm5ju
      @AD-wm5ju 4 года назад +2

      Fauler Perfektionist And goods delivered to people who can’t pay for them or are sick or even dead. 🖕🏽trump.

  • @shivachauhan1509
    @shivachauhan1509 4 года назад +12

    Hey there we really big fan of yours even in small town of maharashtra.The only one news channel that we can see news without stress such a great work keep it up.great going

  • @everythingiseverything9920
    @everythingiseverything9920 4 года назад +97

    When he was elected, I thought "America, what have you done?"
    And to this day, everytime I see him (barf) or hear him, I still ask how this country got to that point.
    But then I see Trump supporters... and ha, who cares, humanity is doomed :) right? right? holy hell...

    • @TheNeoVid
      @TheNeoVid 4 года назад +13

      Not humanity, just one country! Yay? I can't help but think that in a year from now, the rest of the world will have recovered, but the US will look like Mad Max.

    • @ayahgrig9218
      @ayahgrig9218 4 года назад +6

      I am a European living in Dubai, and when Trump was elected I was literally crying. I don't know why i was doing it. Maybe my subconscious knew of what is about to come. And I really hope that he would not be elected again.

    • @sharbear4248
      @sharbear4248 4 года назад +8

      I couldn’t agree more! I was disgusted when he was elected & I’ve been horrified every day since his inauguration.

    • @thatoneguy6776
      @thatoneguy6776 4 года назад

      doomed by snowflakes like you

    • @julianscott9122
      @julianscott9122 4 года назад +2

      @@thatoneguy6776 no u

  • @tedtamada
    @tedtamada 4 года назад +31

    What team? He fired the entire Pandemic team.

  • @DiamondWhite91
    @DiamondWhite91 4 года назад +700

    “Trump is like the Joker, just with more makeup” 😂

    • @annaloum1869
      @annaloum1869 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @iChillypepper
      @iChillypepper 4 года назад +17

      So that is what the J stands for 😂🤣

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 4 года назад +9

      @@iChillypepper well played 🃏

    • @kjp551
      @kjp551 4 года назад +9

      @Midas Manure donald jabba the gut trump. 😆😆😆 nice!

    • @jaydeep.adhikary
      @jaydeep.adhikary 4 года назад +12

      I would rather have Joker as president than Trump.

  • @Alex-sy7wn
    @Alex-sy7wn 4 года назад +152

    Idk how people thought THAT guy should be our president

    • @aidan6521
      @aidan6521 4 года назад +1

      And we’re gonna do it again

    • @yohon8977
      @yohon8977 4 года назад +5

      His presidency was bought and paid for through the college electoral vote

    • @aidan6521
      @aidan6521 4 года назад +1

      Yo Hon are you one of those people who still believes he didn’t fairly win the election

    • @yohon8977
      @yohon8977 4 года назад +7

      @@aidan6521 yes that is correct I am one of those people I read the Mueller report did you? You obviously didn't cuz if you had you would not be talking no stupid s***

    • @2keyblades
      @2keyblades 4 года назад +1

      Democrats didn’t take him seriously

  • @inthevault9603
    @inthevault9603 4 года назад +169

    I love Trevor but no sane person can take almost 20 minutes of Trump!😂

    • @khalifeh22
      @khalifeh22 4 года назад +8

      but a foreigner can.

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 4 года назад +2

      Stopped watching Trump weeks ago and things are much better for me!

    • @maroulio2067
      @maroulio2067 4 года назад

      I made it through, but I'm a dual national

    • @getchristielove
      @getchristielove 4 года назад

      Yesh this is tough video

  • @ope4r540
    @ope4r540 4 года назад +2

    Love Trevor Noah and the Daily Show Writers!!! You guys are hilarious!!!!! 👍😉😆💕

  • @pipimontana
    @pipimontana 4 года назад +33

    It's so funny to watch this - pure gold.go on america, you stable geniouses...

  • @juliafischer8462
    @juliafischer8462 4 года назад +172

    Question: where are the boundaries of stupidity?
    Answer: Canada to the north and Mexico to the south.

    • @thehealtonesway4248
      @thehealtonesway4248 4 года назад

      Thanks

    • @thehealtonesway4248
      @thehealtonesway4248 4 года назад

      I

    • @thehealtonesway4248
      @thehealtonesway4248 4 года назад

      Andre Knowledge357 là một người bạn thân nhất của Đức Phật thích ca mô ni Phật tử vong tại bệnh viện không còn là một loài bướm

    • @thehealtonesway4248
      @thehealtonesway4248 4 года назад

      Em ơi em đang ở nhà có một mình em không biết có thể làm được gì đâu em không biết có phải là một người đàn bà có thể làm cho anh biết có một thời kỳ đầu tiên của Đức chúa thánh thần và sức mạnh của người ta nói chuyện không biết có phải không em ơi

    • @thehealtonesway4248
      @thehealtonesway4248 4 года назад

      Andre Knowledge357 là một người đàn ông có phải là một người đàn bà là một ngày nào cũng có thể làm được không còn gì bằng nữa em ơi em đang ở nhà không có phải em nói chuyện với anh là một người đàn ông không biết có phải em không biết có phải đi làm việc với các bạn đã có phải không?

  • @laurindeer2378
    @laurindeer2378 4 года назад +262

    i am not used to the laughs anymore i was kinda weirded out

    • @gokussj9kvegeta566
      @gokussj9kvegeta566 4 года назад +6

      Me too

    • @yendang8840
      @yendang8840 4 года назад +6

      That's right. I was kind of thinking the same thing 😂😂

    • @Krikstar123
      @Krikstar123 4 года назад +1

      Yeah skip the fake laughter. He doesn't need that. It only disturbs...

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 4 года назад

      @@Krikstar123 It wasn't. Those were the last few episodes from the studio, with a live audience. (Daily Show tickets have pretty much always been free)

    • @Julie1019
      @Julie1019 4 года назад

      Same thing here! It felt so weird.

  • @terrialdrich9477
    @terrialdrich9477 4 года назад +1

    Trevor..you are so funny in a horrid time. Keeping track..keeping it all in perspective
    ..Thank You!
    Alive in Oregon 💞

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 4 года назад +56

    The actual news networks ought to be making the timeline this visually clear.

    • @BK-MK
      @BK-MK 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/dxmHQM_dHZo/видео.html
      there you go

    • @aqdadr
      @aqdadr 4 года назад +1

      This is not accurate the timeline is incorrect l.

  • @superdau
    @superdau 4 года назад +23

    Wow, I really forgot how annoying the audience's noises are on these shows. The "home" shows are so much better!

  • @SouravDas-dn2ui
    @SouravDas-dn2ui 4 года назад +39

    It's like watching a recap of season 1 before starting with the season 2. .

    • @o2cool100
      @o2cool100 4 года назад +4

      Let Us Pray that there will be No Season 2!!

    • @twilight1176
      @twilight1176 4 года назад

      @@o2cool100 who knows

    • @kravlonarussia990
      @kravlonarussia990 4 года назад

      Yep. Season 2 comes out in June. Hopefully premise is within the White House only where more and more people are getting infected. I'm so excited!

  • @Dino-uv6uk
    @Dino-uv6uk 4 года назад +15

    Trump is the president Hoover of our time, hopefully we can get the next FDR

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад +6

      Trump is a barking dog and I suspect it has RABIES.

  • @thokompisane3222
    @thokompisane3222 4 года назад +140

    All the people standing behind Trump look so depressed..

    • @markwebster9736
      @markwebster9736 4 года назад +2

      @@headmiaequinox8166 fucking racist piece of shit

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 4 года назад +4

      Trump's followers likely overfed with misinformation by FoxNews / Sean hannity/ Rush Limbaugh etc... just can't comprehend the truth....

    • @behzadbehmand5183
      @behzadbehmand5183 4 года назад +2

      or stupid and desperate!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ruuoxi
      @ruuoxi 4 года назад

      the righteous person would be if they have to be in that position. others that only after personal gain maybe not so much.

    • @headmiaequinox8166
      @headmiaequinox8166 4 года назад +3

      @@markwebster9736 hey, I was actually just trolling. I'm not an actual trump supporter but that is how trump supporter are, sadly. Please get out there and vote for someone better

  • @mohammedabumahadi7511
    @mohammedabumahadi7511 4 года назад +49

    I don't know if its me alone but
    After Corona i want trevor to keep
    Wearing The hoodies

  • @brownstudios5379
    @brownstudios5379 4 года назад +55

    lol in the beginning i was like wait a minute why is Trevor back at work, the virus is still going strong.

  • @justicefosho
    @justicefosho 4 года назад +13

    This is why we cant find lysol disinfectant spray anywhere. I was willing to pay more, but you really cant find it ANYWHERE. SMH

  • @pawanchhetri670
    @pawanchhetri670 4 года назад +71

    How many of you think Trevor is the best 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️❤️
    #Mansinspirational

  • @s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n
    @s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n 4 года назад +118

    Looks like Pence found out there and then that he was leading this task force

    • @brendangwalla1483
      @brendangwalla1483 4 года назад +12

      #truth 😂😂😂😂 his face was priceless!

    • @tonis5140
      @tonis5140 4 года назад +14

      Agreed. He looked like "Wait. 😳 What? I don't remember you telling me that."

  • @sixzero530
    @sixzero530 4 года назад +97

    New in the theatres: Expendables 5. Starring all workers in the USA

    • @ninaboosexy
      @ninaboosexy 4 года назад +4

      💯 epic comment

    • @1sotrue
      @1sotrue 4 года назад

      Gerrit Woudstra great comment

  • @vusitwala382
    @vusitwala382 4 года назад +45

    He talks about his uncle like a kid talks about a comic book superhero!!! Lmfao!!

    • @mangoshi1251
      @mangoshi1251 4 года назад +1

      Vusi Twala Kids are smarter than this.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 года назад +136

    Trump : every Americans can have a Test.
    Trump : Testing is not important. It doesn't prove anything.
    Trump : I and Pence gets Tested every day and white house officials too. Of course.

    • @yolandabeckon9259
      @yolandabeckon9259 4 года назад +12

      Testing for him and Pence are very important, but not for Americans. How shallow???

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад

      US has tested more people than any other country, leave the us if you don't like it,l.

    • @janiwersen9417
      @janiwersen9417 4 года назад +11

      @@jkjkk5819 First whats wrong with trying to better the country that you live in. Second are we taking about total testing or testing compared per 100.000 citizen because in a county as big as the USA this difference matters. For example 3 mil. test in the UK is 5% of the total but in the USA a little more than 1%

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 4 года назад +2

      @@janiwersen9417 how come whining and rambling nonsense is helping now? Playing the "oppressed minority" is so 2016..
      Btw we are currently testing 25 per 1,000 the UK is testing 17 per 1,000.
      It's pure TDS. Don't confuse it with "helping the country" that ignorance is what's telling young voters that Socialism is helping the poor, that its about caring for others, vote red and only red. MAGA KAG 2020

    • @Paperfriend12
      @Paperfriend12 4 года назад +10

      @@jkjkk5819 I dont have to like the president to like the USA. I dont have to leave a country I have disagreements with others in politics. You are not any more of a patriot or have any more rights than I do.

  • @kimberflash5099
    @kimberflash5099 4 года назад +268

    He uses words like...”very”, “super”, “big”, “powerful”, “fake” etc. Repeatedly. His vocabulary is so poor. Even elementary school kids uses bigger words.

    • @asherael
      @asherael 4 года назад +8

      "beautiful" the destruction and devistation are very important to me

    • @arrchee8386
      @arrchee8386 4 года назад +11

      Covfefe! Smocking gun! Forrest Fire! 1000 hamberders! Stollen years! Joe Bidin! Prince of Whales! Revolutionary war airport taking! Peopel! Achomlishment! Alcaida! Mooch Shellaced! Mike Pounce! Colorado border wall! Caronavirus! Noble prize for journalism!

    • @asherael
      @asherael 4 года назад +5

      @@arrchee8386 oh my god, America blows now.....

    • @joelleranee
      @joelleranee 4 года назад +6

      On The Presidency
      “I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”
      Reuters, 28/8/17

    • @feminem8373
      @feminem8373 4 года назад +5

      I was saying the doctors should just use medical terminology. He'd have NO clue. He'd just stand up there with his big, orange smug face, baffled.

  • @RickOShay
    @RickOShay 4 года назад +16

    2,000,000 cases in the US by the end of May. Go Donald!

  • @rezaalienglebert5175
    @rezaalienglebert5175 4 года назад +14

    I am pretty scared living in my country as the pandemic enters, but i cannot how extremely i will be if i live in the us at this time... for americans, may the covid stops in ur country amen. Stay strong

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад +119

    Also Trump, once upon a time: "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated."

  • @xatiter
    @xatiter 4 года назад +246

    TRUMP:Drink bleach
    ME:WTF
    FAUCCI: Welcome to my
    world.

    • @hellogoodnite8447
      @hellogoodnite8447 4 года назад +5

      I think Trump might be on to something

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 4 года назад +9

      @david toler hahahaha butthurted trumpanzee is goin apeshit crazy... cry more snowflake...

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 4 года назад +11

      @david toler My friend, that was completely unnecessary. There are other ways to show difference in opinion.

    • @hellogoodnite8447
      @hellogoodnite8447 4 года назад +10

      david toler is injecting disinfectant into ur body any better?

    • @truewarrior706
      @truewarrior706 4 года назад +1

      Stop dividing America not the proper time for politicking

  • @julianenriquez
    @julianenriquez 4 года назад +4

    Thank you so much for what you’re doing Trevor Noah🙏

  • @frajatheone9264
    @frajatheone9264 4 года назад +15

    In Spain, we have daily press conferences of our head virologist, our Minister of Health and our President. And each one speaks of his field. The head virologist (who is a very reputed scientist who fought ebola in Africa) speaks of the spread of the pandemic, the Health Minister of the general medical measures taken and the President the political measures ones.

  • @pgskills
    @pgskills 4 года назад +18

    It's almost enough to make one laugh...if we weren't all too busy crying.

  • @jazzypari
    @jazzypari 4 года назад +107

    The laughs sound unnatural now. It feels like they added laugh tracks 😂

    • @brunodosreis
      @brunodosreis 4 года назад

      That’s because you watch too many youtube recommendations 😄

    • @slayerpoint-dr1pn
      @slayerpoint-dr1pn 4 года назад +4

      Seriously?? Girl check out the timeline.. the briefing wit laughs we're from the studio recorded.. it's jus tat we got used in listen to Trevor in lockdown without no audience so it's different when we hear audience around..

    • @jazzypari
      @jazzypari 4 года назад +10

      @@slayerpoint-dr1pn um exactly. Hence, the word 'feels like' cz I know these are pre Corona clips

    • @emgchannel6219
      @emgchannel6219 4 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same, it sounded unnatural. Maybe we're not used to it anymore 😅

    • @lukemassery1
      @lukemassery1 4 года назад +2

      Felt the same 😂

  • @gglifetravel2473
    @gglifetravel2473 4 года назад +19

    For a second I was like, "HE'S BACK IN THE STUDIO!? WHAT. HOW. WHY."

  • @Somth23
    @Somth23 4 года назад +86

    It’s like watching a 9 year old kid trying to understand what it takes to become a big RUclipsr

    • @danielking9252
      @danielking9252 4 года назад +3

      ,😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leo-rs3cj
      @leo-rs3cj 4 года назад +3

      It's like Jake Paul being the president of America lmao

    • @Somth23
      @Somth23 4 года назад +1

      2nd gen is the best ikr

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 года назад +5

      Hey... Stop insulting 9 year olds🤣

    • @laurendobbs8941
      @laurendobbs8941 4 года назад +1

      Dudeeeee... Dude. Yeah.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад +198

    "He was a great _super_ genius."
    I'm still not seeing the significance of that word. An intellectual _solves_ a problem, a genius _prevents_ it and a super genius... does... what now?

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 4 года назад +27

      According to Trump, super genius is making sure that everyone acknowledge him as one without having to do anything about it.

    • @jasonbone5121
      @jasonbone5121 4 года назад +29

      Apparently a super genius takes no responsibility.

    • @wild_lee_coyote
      @wild_lee_coyote 4 года назад +23

      Chases after the roadrunner and owns a controlling stock in ACME products.

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 4 года назад +9

      He listened to "Super Freak" too much in the clubs last century, perhaps?

    • @northcackalacky4694
      @northcackalacky4694 4 года назад +4

      trump has a very, very big, very large, if you didn't know, Brian!!
      It's all up under his mop

  • @barbar500
    @barbar500 4 года назад +108

    I don't miss the laughs and cries of the people.

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 года назад +16

      Feels weird seeing Trevor in a suit and tie after all this time.

    • @riasuresh9552
      @riasuresh9552 4 года назад +4

      Bar Bar omggg i was about to comment this yesss i agree

    • @Denielle-V
      @Denielle-V 4 года назад +2

      It feels weird to hear those laughs

    • @Denielle-V
      @Denielle-V 4 года назад +1

      @Nikos Kalaitzidis that's not autogenerated laughter, those are live audiences laughing at his performance

    • @Denielle-V
      @Denielle-V 4 года назад +1

      @Nikos Kalaitzidis that isn't Disney Channel

  • @rivasahp89
    @rivasahp89 4 года назад +28

    "There's a very good chance we're not gonna die" That's good, I was starting to worry.

  • @chaos4897
    @chaos4897 4 года назад +26

    Maybe not intendedly, the virus really reveals something.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 года назад

      Lie has been a TEACHER for 3.8 BILLION YEARS , and we still have much to learn.
      Those who believe the already have the answers are usually the last to find any.

  • @chrisp5095
    @chrisp5095 4 года назад +7

    Fantastic compilation!
    Best summary of Trump ever!
    Love you Trevor!
    🐙

  • @qinsu2026
    @qinsu2026 4 года назад +17

    i hope that in my country we can criticize our government freely like you.

    • @esthergaby4913
      @esthergaby4913 4 года назад

      @Yourtube true but in other countries, people can not do that so freeeeeeeely like the US especially on tv shows or in the news, twitter and other social media site where you don't put your face on it or even if you do ur not a celebrity or a popular person but somebody whose barely known so really people are not likely to listen or the message just doesn't get far and wide, so that's just how it is and it's so unfortunate

  • @nyreehulme4558
    @nyreehulme4558 4 года назад +25

    I've gotten used to watching this show without the audience laughter so it was really distracting to hear it!

  • @hamilton_reacts
    @hamilton_reacts 4 года назад +18

    USA: Has a living meme...
    Canada: Wait a minute, where's my popcorn ???

  • @treyk49
    @treyk49 4 года назад +163

    This is a timeline if Trevor's natural hair journey....he might have locs by the end of all this

    • @malayaa9334
      @malayaa9334 4 года назад +8

      Yaaaaas, Trevor’s natural hair journey.😂😂

    • @kevinoliver2777
      @kevinoliver2777 4 года назад +7

      Also thought that too...he will be naked by the end...started off in suits..than buttoned shirts and now its dirty sweatpants

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 года назад +4

      @@kevinoliver2777 We've already had Jaboukie bless Twitter with his shirtlessness. I think the Internet would break if Trevor went nude.

    • @farhanahmed2508
      @farhanahmed2508 4 года назад +2

      He'd be such a beast ❤️ Trevor! My dream man! 😍

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 4 года назад +2

      I love his beard.

  • @BroInJapan
    @BroInJapan 4 года назад +18

    Really enjoyed the no canned laughter over the last month.

  • @dubdawson9574
    @dubdawson9574 4 года назад +48

    Strange how fake the audience laughter sounds by now.

  • @zb684
    @zb684 4 года назад +20

    Trevor: From suit to hoodie, a documentary