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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • Tom calls the infamous Top Dog to find out why he felt compelled to send a picture of his taint to him. But before Tom can finish saying hello, Top Dog jumps right into a massive dump he just had. After exchanging pleasantries like this, Top Dog goes into detail about the infection on his taint that can be seen in the picture he sent Tom. They then urge Top Dog to drink lots of water to stay hydrated in order to help with the bowel movements that might be causing this infection to begin with.
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Комментарии • 521

  • @EntropicSpore
    @EntropicSpore 2 года назад +797

    RIP Buddy.... we’ll miss you. I need to call my Dad.

    • @rachelbishop8556
      @rachelbishop8556 2 года назад +21

      Top Dog will always reign in our world.. R.I.P love to the Segura family

    • @noggindude5012
      @noggindude5012 2 года назад +7

      Hey Buddy!

    • @chrisgarza23
      @chrisgarza23 2 года назад +21

      My dads the worst I wish I could of been born to a man like Top Dog #Riptopdog

    • @Propaproduct
      @Propaproduct 2 года назад +6

      Is he really not with us anymore? I never seen Tom talk about it. Is it true

    • @rachelbishop8556
      @rachelbishop8556 2 года назад +5

      @@Propaproduct it is true.. love to The Segura family right now

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 2 года назад +579

    Just came back here to pay my respects.
    RIP, Top Dog.
    You'll be missed.

  • @corn9692
    @corn9692 3 года назад +527

    "Every once in awhile I get a True Brick" - Top Dog

    • @robinsharkey6658
      @robinsharkey6658 3 года назад +2

      Legendary

    • @deano2506
      @deano2506 3 года назад +9

      That needs to be on a t-shirt

    • @williamnemmers2583
      @williamnemmers2583 3 года назад +5

      To attain tru brick status, eat a military mre. To really break thru to brick status, eat at least three of them. Those bad boys.....

    • @deazl666
      @deazl666 3 года назад +4

      A couple OG PowerBars without water ended me up at the doctors office back in 02!!! Like shitting out a chunk of asphalt.

    • @anthonygarcia9382
      @anthonygarcia9382 3 года назад

      Like 2010 maybe around there stevens pass ski resort was having an some ski/board event. Long story short cliff bar was a sponsor of this event and I got one of the box’s full of cliff bars around 100 plus and ate almost the whole box in a weekend I didn’t shit for 2 days and but when I did they were like bricks and it sucks cause I was in crazy pain and all I could smell was shit and chocolate cliff bar cause that all I ate I was also 16 at the time lol 😆

  • @DavidIWright
    @DavidIWright 3 года назад +708

    "I got a different nozzle than you do" should absolutely be a t-shirt.

    • @TheMisfits7783
      @TheMisfits7783 3 года назад +6

      He said this as I saw your comment

    • @BillPenny
      @BillPenny 3 года назад +10

      righty tighty, lefty loosey?

    • @calvinpaul4456
      @calvinpaul4456 3 года назад +3

      David I couldn’t agree more. I’d buy it in a second

    • @mattpassos5689
      @mattpassos5689 3 года назад +3

      @@BillPenny judging from his story I’d say reverse thread for sure

    • @breandanangley3828
      @breandanangley3828 3 года назад

      Thanks for quoting that once I heard that I lost it!! Hahahah

  • @Siile_
    @Siile_ 3 года назад +684

    You can really tell where Tom's sense of humor comes from

    • @seankeady8928
      @seankeady8928 3 года назад +69

      He asked his dad “how was your day?” And he responded by telling him this long story of taking a massive dump

    • @Liftoff673
      @Liftoff673 3 года назад

      I was just about to say this

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 года назад +3

      Well it’s obviously not Charo 😂

    • @stormbaker518
      @stormbaker518 2 года назад

      Ahhhundred present

  • @pineapplethief4418
    @pineapplethief4418 3 года назад +414

    No wonder Tom is a comedian, Tom's dad is fckng hilarious, just inherently funny guy

    • @jdt8983
      @jdt8983 3 года назад +1

      Seriously give him a damn mic. Genius family

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 2 года назад

      Tom said he gets him from his mom Charro

    • @jakebarnum3830
      @jakebarnum3830 Год назад

      His mom is hilarious as well

    • @Abcdefghijllmnop
      @Abcdefghijllmnop Год назад +1

      @@jakebarnum3830she’s not, they literally cringe with her.. look up top dog doesn’t like toms joke

    • @Abcdefghijllmnop
      @Abcdefghijllmnop Год назад +1

      Please do it… I lost my parents. Back2back during vivid. I wish I would have spent more time with them both, especially my dad… thought I had plenty of time with him.. I didn’t.
      Please don’t make the same mistake I did.

  • @cuhzlightyear8151
    @cuhzlightyear8151 2 года назад +99

    Tom's brilliant grasp on sarcasm clearly stems from a lifetime dealing with an incredibly straight forward father 😂

  • @dominusdavus9115
    @dominusdavus9115 3 года назад +438

    Few things make me happier than Tom's and his dad's relationship.

  • @nahnotsomuch2292
    @nahnotsomuch2292 3 года назад +152

    Just the phrase "Heyyy buddy. How ya doin'?" alone makes me start chuckling right off the bat. lol

  • @nyanya-ray7235
    @nyanya-ray7235 3 года назад +66

    "I got a different nozzle than you do" is a sound bite that they need to use everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Brodiexbikerxkid
    @Brodiexbikerxkid 2 года назад +206

    Rest in Proto Top Dog. May they all be blasters on the other side of the fence.

  • @frandeep
    @frandeep 3 года назад +75

    “So…that’s a skill set that I’ve learned” hilarious.

  • @boyapollo808
    @boyapollo808 3 года назад +77

    "You tore your taint browning!"
    "Yeah! I did!"

  • @dr.shoemaker8502
    @dr.shoemaker8502 2 года назад +78

    Rip to a legend. Whenever I’m depressed in life I watch top dog videos to bring me back.

  • @nicollevandyke5950
    @nicollevandyke5950 2 года назад +37

    The fact that this is even a discussion explains so much about Tom.

  • @rachelbishop892
    @rachelbishop892 3 года назад +120

    I love Top Dog..he such a savage...I can already tell this is gonna kill me with laughter

    • @YoluhFromTheJack
      @YoluhFromTheJack 3 года назад +3

      This is one of them waiting for the ad comments ain't it

  • @qwertyioup195
    @qwertyioup195 3 года назад +150

    I think over half of Top Dog’s appearances on YMH are him talking about him shitting his pants or just his shit

    • @jleos0095
      @jleos0095 3 года назад +8

      A man of the people!

  • @potterj09
    @potterj09 2 года назад +7

    "You're my son and I believe in full disclosure" ahahaha damn.

  • @jaym8639
    @jaym8639 2 года назад +92

    Rip top dog. You def will be missed

  • @zakkholguin3942
    @zakkholguin3942 2 года назад +91

    Came here to pay my respects. Rest in Proto Top Dog. He's touching God's camera through the fence now.

  • @BeegMonkay
    @BeegMonkay 3 года назад +34

    "I got a different nozzle than you do" has to be the next coffee mug!

  • @TheMastreano
    @TheMastreano 3 года назад +46

    this is so golden that Damn man I'm starting to believe Tom pre-records as Top Dog

  • @duckhunter3398
    @duckhunter3398 2 года назад +2

    Call your Dad people. Because they are fucking important while they are here. Dads who have made a difference in their sons life like Top Dog did, thank you. R.I.P Top Dog and dads like you everywhere who aren’t here anymore.

  • @the_real_ch3
    @the_real_ch3 2 года назад +18

    RIP to a real one

  • @relevantusername3342
    @relevantusername3342 3 года назад +104

    God bless Top Dog and his taint.

    • @BillPenny
      @BillPenny 3 года назад +4

      Think it was a matter of being low and loose, so Top Dog had the High and Tight surgery.

    • @jason420jv1
      @jason420jv1 2 года назад

      Amen 🙏

    • @jason420jv1
      @jason420jv1 2 года назад +1

      @@BillPenny 100 percent!

  • @Gabbelabbe1111
    @Gabbelabbe1111 2 года назад +18

    Man, i always come back to this, RIP TOP DOG

  • @adamwalker6702
    @adamwalker6702 2 года назад +16

    RIP TOP DOG!

  • @Whoopsydayzee
    @Whoopsydayzee 2 года назад +5

    RIP Top Dog

  • @lesley4917
    @lesley4917 2 года назад +12

    Man...coming back to watch all the Top Dog calls after hearing the news. Love y'all, Jeans!

  • @dgayle17
    @dgayle17 Год назад +2

    "Hey buddy! How ya doing?" Never gets old RIP, Top Dog

  • @LouisianaAstroRambler
    @LouisianaAstroRambler Год назад +2

    "Your my son and I believe in full disclosure" lmao

  • @victorsouza4554
    @victorsouza4554 2 года назад +4

    Just got the news top dog left us. I suddenly had to take a massive shit that made me question my dietary choices, so I just pressed play and went to take care of business. It lasted precisely the duration of the video, and I think taking a shit while listening to this was oddly suitable to honor top dog's memory. RIP chad.

  • @krizzyshow6638
    @krizzyshow6638 2 года назад +22

    The fact that he's okay with Tom posting these pictures is hilarious

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 3 года назад +18

    the amount of amazing audio drops we get from Top Dog every call is unbelievable

  • @sonicseducer69
    @sonicseducer69 3 года назад +44

    Christine's freed from the basement which means she must've finally caved and ate Tom's scrum

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e 2 года назад +8

    That upward inflection when he says " squeeze my cheeks together " was delightful

  • @earcancer3168
    @earcancer3168 2 года назад +27

    Rest In Peace Top Dog you will be missed. Much love to the Segura family

  • @GingerBabyVoodoo
    @GingerBabyVoodoo 2 года назад +16

    The love between Tom and his Dad has warmed my heart for years. RIP Top Dog. You will be missed. If Tommy can gain redemption from being a serial killer and get access to heaven, Top Dog will greet him with the "hey buddy" once more

  • @ryansmoot5180
    @ryansmoot5180 2 года назад +20

    RIP Top Dog, you will be missed.

  • @angelocolavita3923
    @angelocolavita3923 2 месяца назад +1

    RIP Top Dog. I come around to watch this clip and giggle every once in a while.

  • @str8frmthacr8
    @str8frmthacr8 Год назад +6

    I’m crying laughing listening to this with both joy and sadness. RIP Top Dog. You’re the greatest and you’ll always be missed. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @goalieg3391
    @goalieg3391 3 года назад +19

    Top Dog really knows how to put in detail

  • @radamadam4309
    @radamadam4309 2 года назад +14

    RIP Top Dog - what a legend. we gonna miss you!

  • @executioner_ecgbert884
    @executioner_ecgbert884 3 года назад +13

    Top Dog calls are the best

  • @mumuspain2086
    @mumuspain2086 3 года назад +45

    I love how his dad literally sounds like Tom doing an impression xD I feel like tom is just a clone of his dad (I know everyone sort of is genetically but you know what I mean)

    • @neighborbruce
      @neighborbruce 3 года назад +3

      Was just thinking this before I found your comment! Tom is going to sound identical to Top Dog when he's his age 😂

  • @BobRobsstrikesagain
    @BobRobsstrikesagain 2 года назад +10

    “You’re my son and I believe in full disclosure “ RIP Top Dog

  • @butcherbaker4258
    @butcherbaker4258 2 года назад +5

    "Cuz what happened was" the beginning of every damn good story. I lost my pops the same way as tom, my heart goes out to all his family and their grief process. RIP TOP DOG!!! Embrace the seat next to god him self sir, we all salute you!🇺🇲🥃👊🏻🙏

  • @kylewebb8779
    @kylewebb8779 2 года назад +12

    Rest in peace Top Dog. Much love to you guys

  • @timothyhall4794
    @timothyhall4794 3 года назад +21

    As a man who's also had a taint boil, I feel for the Top Dog. Sitting down is the most uncomfortable shit for a solid several weeks.

  • @marcowimmer1251
    @marcowimmer1251 2 года назад +5

    Everyone loved him...

  • @JDPower-ej3rx
    @JDPower-ej3rx 3 года назад +30

    Sometimes you gotta send the homies pics of your grundle, it's the neighborly thing to do

  • @bleh2959
    @bleh2959 6 месяцев назад +3

    There is no pain quite like losing a father , it can never be forgotten

    • @zachparker4436
      @zachparker4436 2 месяца назад +2

      Just lost mine and he reminds me so much of top dog so listening to all of these top dog clips has helped me so much

    • @bleh2959
      @bleh2959 2 месяца назад

      @@zachparker4436 it's great to hear that you have found something to help you , I lost my father a few years ago to.

  • @zemmasoup4165
    @zemmasoup4165 2 года назад +2

    Paying respects 🙏

  • @northgambit
    @northgambit 2 года назад +4

    Still makes me smile to hear him say "hey buddy how ya doing!?" you're missed by hundreds of thousands top dog! what a legend

  • @benjitorralva
    @benjitorralva 2 года назад +2

    "You're my son and I believe in full disclosure". lmao rip top dog

  • @Hags963
    @Hags963 2 года назад +1

    I had a blaster today in honor of Top Dog!

  • @abbyskirvin5641
    @abbyskirvin5641 2 года назад +4

    I came back to re-watch this and was laughing so much and then I remembered....and cried. Rest in Proto Top Dog. You were one of a kind. Keep featherin it in heaven brother. ❤💔

  • @jennerm5192
    @jennerm5192 2 года назад +2

    Called my dad today and told him I love him

  • @skylinesranches2
    @skylinesranches2 2 года назад +1

    Man, can’t tell y’all how much I miss Top Dog. Myself and many others are so thankful that there’s so much content on youtube to remember him by. Such a beautiful soul, and was unrivaled in his brown descriptions. RIP Top Dog, we love you

  • @Skeeskeeskee
    @Skeeskeeskee Год назад +1

    “Yah yah, she took multiple photos”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    RIP buddy….

  • @kylelewis9230
    @kylelewis9230 2 года назад +1

    This is the last “hey buddy” , miss you Top Dog

  • @Daring956
    @Daring956 2 года назад +10

    I still can't believe it. Top Dog, you were very loved and made us laugh very hard. You are going to be missed, Rest in Proto Buddy.

  • @Chadrick777
    @Chadrick777 2 года назад +8

    Rest in peace Top Dog! 🙏

  • @jwm2762
    @jwm2762 2 года назад +3

    Lol I never knew how accurate Tom's TopDog impression was - gold.

  • @wesleyclay3399
    @wesleyclay3399 2 года назад +2

    Man, one of my favorite Top Dog convos. RIP to the legend.

  • @Exite21
    @Exite21 2 года назад +10

    Jesus I had no idea somebody I never knew would make such an impact on me especially when they pass. Rest easy buddy and don’t follow proto

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1569
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1569 2 года назад +4

    Top dog brought me so much joy.

  • @zacharygreenwald4561
    @zacharygreenwald4561 2 года назад +8

    Rip top dog I’ll always cherish these clips

  • @brianhourihan5613
    @brianhourihan5613 2 года назад +1

    Fairwell, Buddy. Thanks for the stories.

  • @franklinprichard9151
    @franklinprichard9151 2 года назад +4

    RIP top dog.

  • @cb2667
    @cb2667 2 года назад +3

    RIP Top Dog, here he is on the greatest Americans list.
    1. Abraham Lincoln
    2. Top Dog
    3. George Washington

  • @coochieman2289
    @coochieman2289 2 года назад +6

    RIP TO THE GOAT 😢

  • @dontbstingy3587
    @dontbstingy3587 2 года назад +3

    Rip to the GOAT

  • @jaysoddfutr1136
    @jaysoddfutr1136 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rest in peace top dog God bless your amazin soul in heaven.

  • @keenanneal5933
    @keenanneal5933 2 года назад +1

    Will be spending the day watching the best of top dawg. RIP man

  • @harshman121092
    @harshman121092 2 года назад +2

    Top Dog is a true inspiration. He has no shame at all. RIP Buddy

  • @MacktasticSlick_
    @MacktasticSlick_ 3 года назад +8

    He said he has a different nozzle lmaooo

  • @BelovedChatter
    @BelovedChatter Год назад +3

    The ultimate legacy of Top Dog is that he reminded all of us to pick up the phone and call our Dads to be their little buddies.

    • @boyapollo808
      @boyapollo808 Год назад +2

      RIP Top Dog. Big Buddy in the sky

  • @Bateman61405
    @Bateman61405 2 года назад +6

    This man is a legend
    RIP

  • @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
    @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride 2 года назад

    Top Dog was truly one of a kind. So sad he's gone. Glad we have these videos to remember him by.

  • @DeadlightVisions
    @DeadlightVisions 2 года назад

    Just stopped by to Pay my Respect.
    I’ve been listening for a very long time and have grown to admire the way Top Dog explains anything and everything, even the blonde jokes lmao “Dumb Broad”.
    I Miss the Stories and the back and forth we had the privilege of witnessing between you and the Mommies. We love you and miss you buddy. RIP Top Dog. Sending a lot of love to you and The Family.

  • @maddux69
    @maddux69 3 года назад +7

    "I got a different nozzle than you do" TD

  • @j_d4303
    @j_d4303 Год назад

    Bless him, RIP Top Dog, such a sweet and naturally funny guy! Love hearing Tom do impressions of him, they are so bang on!

  • @mattildahubbardo
    @mattildahubbardo 2 года назад +1

    You guys are the best

  • @LongSchlongMcBong
    @LongSchlongMcBong 2 года назад +1

    Hmm... Didn't realize I hadn't heard this "hey buddy" in a few months... My heart dropped a little bit hearing it... We miss you Top Dog ❤️

  • @Johnson-gn4vx
    @Johnson-gn4vx 4 месяца назад

    Top Dog is forever the goat one of the best men to have ever walked the earth it was an honor having him be apart of my life for the years I got to have him

  • @TBo-nk1ip
    @TBo-nk1ip 2 года назад

    We have different nozzles. Thank you for brightening many of my days. Love ya top dog

  • @R8M4N3
    @R8M4N3 2 года назад +7

    Hilarious! RIP topdawg

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 2 года назад

    Been going back and re-watching all my favor top dog moments RIP

  • @anthonybooker6786
    @anthonybooker6786 2 года назад

    I'm watching everything top dog. We will never forget

  • @shaemusmcgotti3981
    @shaemusmcgotti3981 3 года назад +6

    It's called a fistula. My buddy has the same problem years ago. Took months and lots of bandaging and donut pillows to resolve

  • @dennisogaro1288
    @dennisogaro1288 2 года назад +2

    RIP Top dog. I wish had this kind of relationship with my dad.

  • @zephyrleapold6796
    @zephyrleapold6796 2 года назад +1

    "A different nozzle than you" is a great title

  • @christopherkendrex8075
    @christopherkendrex8075 2 года назад

    My heart goes out to you Tom! Top Dog was such a great part of our lives and so much more a part of yours! luv ya Buddy

  • @jeremiahbridges1189
    @jeremiahbridges1189 2 года назад +2

    RIP Top Dog, all-time dad of the year candidate. You were a role model for us all.

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 2 года назад

    Tom i gotta say your so lucky to have these memories recorded. Much love 🥰

  • @TravisOwens-s5q
    @TravisOwens-s5q 8 месяцев назад +2

    Rip. I can't get the picture of Big dog naked with his freaking legs in the air and charro getting in there deep with the phone!😂😂😂

  • @jaredblankenbaker4405
    @jaredblankenbaker4405 3 года назад +4

    I absolutely love you and your dads relationship 🤣🤣

  • @mcarlson7014
    @mcarlson7014 2 года назад +3

    RIP Top Dog.

  • @thomasambers9977
    @thomasambers9977 2 года назад +7

    Rip top dog you will be missed