As soon as he he said " And all the men are going....."....I had about 20 different really funny possible jokes hit my mind.....but Ron White's " Is this free?" was frakking funnier than the 20 or so I had in my mind, lol!
Can't fix Stupid, So True !!! I was riding my Dirt Bike and stopped at a Roadhouse for Lunch. A woman pulls up on an ATV with a $10 Helmet that provides no facial protection. I tell her she needs a good full face helmet, she says she is not planning on crashing, besides a full face helmet costs $200 more than the helmet she's wearing and that will buy lots of beer.. A month later I see her, same Roadhouse missing her top 5 front teeth, I guess Gravity and Physics didn't know she wasn't planning on Crashing. Saved $ 200 on a Helmet now looking at $ 20,000 worth of Dental work.
Just saw the same woman who wasn't planning on crashing. Still missing her top 5 front teeth. I asked her when she is getting her teeth fixed. She said "I got used to it the way it is and am just leaving it as is" and "I just don't order corn on the cob anymore". Wow that is Special Stupid to the Bone.
His Flipper story reminds me of an Idiot I met riding my Dirt Bike in the Regional Forest. He only had his thumb and index fingers the rest were missing....My buddy is one of those guys who has to ask....He says "I was fishing with Dynamite when I was drunk, and fell asleep...I woke up and my hand hurt real bad. True Story. You can't fix stupid !!!
My name is Josh, my left hand is deformed and looks yes like a flipper. I worked for Ubisoft and went to a party. This guy John introduced me to Ron White and no the flipper reaction did not hurt my feelings. Plus Ron was hammered. But if i would have warned him he wouldn't have this great story. And i wouldn't have my Ron White story
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Ron White is hilarious I absolutely love him
" and all the men are going, is this free? " lol i was cracking laughing
As soon as he he said " And all the men are going....."....I had about 20 different really funny possible jokes hit my mind.....but Ron White's " Is this free?" was frakking funnier than the 20 or so I had in my mind, lol!
Can't fix Stupid, So True !!! I was riding my Dirt Bike and stopped at a Roadhouse for Lunch. A woman pulls up on an ATV with a $10 Helmet that provides no facial protection. I tell her she needs a good full face helmet, she says she is not planning on crashing, besides a full face helmet costs $200 more than the helmet she's wearing and that will buy lots of beer.. A month later I see her, same Roadhouse missing her top 5 front teeth, I guess Gravity and Physics didn't know she wasn't planning on Crashing. Saved $ 200 on a Helmet now looking at $ 20,000 worth of Dental work.
Just saw the same woman who wasn't planning on crashing. Still missing her top 5 front teeth. I asked her when she is getting her teeth fixed. She said "I got used to it the way it is and am just leaving it as is" and "I just don't order corn on the cob anymore". Wow that is Special Stupid to the Bone.
You can't fix stupid, 'cause stupid is fo-eh-vah!
I spent 183 days in BFE during Desert Storm. 😊
How was the trip down Sh*t's Creek?
I was stationed in BFE in Arkansas back in the60’s.
He DOES have a point...
You can't fix stupid...unfortunately, & stupid is becoming more & more "normal"...X(
RetroCaptain Flash forward to 2018 ..stupid is now required to vote Democrat..
Aka Democrats
His Flipper story reminds me of an Idiot I met riding my Dirt Bike in the Regional Forest. He only had his thumb and index fingers the rest were missing....My buddy is one of those guys who has to ask....He says "I was fishing with Dynamite when I was drunk, and fell asleep...I woke up and my hand hurt real bad. True Story. You can't fix stupid !!!
My name is Josh, my left hand is deformed and looks yes like a flipper. I worked for Ubisoft and went to a party. This guy John introduced me to Ron White and no the flipper reaction did not hurt my feelings. Plus Ron was hammered. But if i would have warned him he wouldn't have this great story. And i wouldn't have my Ron White story
Yeah ok
Lol.
1:11 Don't make me thirsty... You wont like me when I'm thirsty.
Anybody that listens to Ron White trip look up his joke on I got thrown out of a bar and you can take the donkey or the tram it's the same price
I actually think censored comedy is funny because the censor sound surprises me and makes me laugh. xD
Agreed
@JohnHalladay1 its censored on comedy central, which is prolly where the guy got the audio from
cheer's folks :D
Watch it,its a flipper.
flippppppppppppppppppppppppper
There's also an intercourse PA!
Did you bleep this?
God....
Ke'Ylan Abaddon Banthraxx eee4
xD my fav part
all the men are go n is this free lmfao
what is that a f***in flipper?!!
Nice post, but I believe it is permissible to say fuck on RUclips - comedy is always funny with fucks - put em back in please
one person didn't touch the flipper.....
233chrisj im the guy with the flipper in this story. Im josh and everyone wants to touch the flipper
I was never married, not stupid
This sucks.
Ur gut sucks