We Settle Your Heated Arguments & A Strange Conan O’Brien Encounter
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- Опубликовано: 2 апр 2022
- You asked, we settle! This week, Rhett and Link settle your long-standing arguments you’ve had that have been tearing your relationships apart! They settle disagreements across the spectrum from hilarious to life-changing, including when a chicken ceases to be considered “raw,” the official rules of calling shotgun, & whether a couple should consider moving in together despite the family’s reservations. Plus, Rhett details his red carpet meeting with Conan O’ Brien and his wife which culminated in him dropping his pants in front of them.
EB #328, Original Release Date: 3/28/2022
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I literally cannot get over Rhett wearing not only his outside work clothes but also his SHOES up until the moment he goes to bed????!! SO HE’S WATCHING TV AND EATING DINNER AND RELAXING IN HIS SHOESSSSS I can’t
Right?! I thought he'd be a naked or nearly naked as soon as he gets home type of guy.
😭😭😭
Same here! I start changing into my home clothes immediately after I walk in the door lol
I thought the clothes thing was weird too (thinking about watching a movie with jeans on or something) but when he said he wears his shoes around the house I had to pause and look in the comments to make sure I wasn't hearing things. That's crazy to me lmao.
Ill wear my boots to bed idga single F
Rhett, your Conan O'Brien story caused me physical pain and discomfort.
I was groaning the whole time. Stopped multiple times. And was frankly amazed at Link’s composure
@Montgomery me too lmao I paused it like twenty times
Rhett's Conan story is like the adult, c-list celebrity version of inviting himself to sleepover at someone he just met's house
Can someone time stamp the beginning of the Conan story
@@WilhelmWilder it’s pretty much the first thing they talk about
This killed me hahaha
Which is exactly what Rhett used to do
@@RedZone0401 I think that was their point lol
That Conan story is my social anxiety nightmare.
It kept getting worse and worse.....and worse!
Yes! Same
Meanwhile Rhett was into it!
I suffered so much secondhand embarrassment
As soon as Rhett said he stopped Conan on the red carpet to say hi, I knew it was a mistake. 😂
Link let's keep it real. That nepotism joke wasn't a joke lol
I think he probably just wanted to make sure we knew it wasn't meant to be a malicious comment lol
LOL Rhett. Hoping Conan shares this with Gourley and Sona on a podcast clip.
It would be so funny. But I think Conan wouldn't want to embarrass someone that way
link: “raw is a term that applies to food. and-“
rhett: “and chickens are food”
link: “no…chickens are animals.”
Chickens are animals.
But chicken is food bruh.
Its kinda like how a square is technically a rectangle. But a rectangular is definitely not necessarily a square. Actually, its rarely a square. And even when technically is.. only a ahole calls it that instead of a square
So....
Uh, I forgot my point.
I have to assume Rhett thought Conan would laugh at his zipper predicament but I’m also assuming everyone was sympathetic towards the situation more than anything. But then he unzipped the pants and I’m not sure if the sympathy was still there 😂
Hollywood Rhett is becoming more like Larry David the older he gets.
LMAOOO
This seems like the plot for a curb episode
Rhett, I need to be compensated for your Conan story. My therapist will be hearing about this.
Dodged a bullet on the zipper situation. Will keep an ear out to see if Conan mentions on his podcast (or if it’s just a typical night in his world).
That would be hilarious
Wait. So if Rhett gets home at, let's say.. 3pm... he would just hangout in jeans all night?
That's insanity
Right?!!
im so confused how confused everyone is about this lmao
my sister has always said "please take your shoes off and get changed its making me anxious" because i do the same thing lmao why dirty an extra set of clothes just for like a few hours before bed
@@WovenSpade but you'd wear the same set of lounge clothes every evening for a few days, making the most of them before putting them in the wash. like it wouldn't be brand new clothes every night. now that's insanity lmao
@@aaahlydia I don't sleep in the same pjs, but I change into last night's pjs until I shower. My skin crawls if I don't shower. To each his own, but I side with Link
@@WovenSpade the clothes you wear in public gets the outside germs all over it and now on your furniture and eventually into your bed.
For me The Whole changing clothes deal really depends on the kind of job you have,I work for a trash company so I go straight to the shower lol
Yea! My work clothes are dirty!!
My husband works in a kitchen and refuses to change when he gets home and he's so icky from sweating and all the food and grease. 🙃 I have to clean the couch all the time because it grosses me out so much.
@@saruhhhh Whelp we lived together for like 3 years before we got married and he was too sick to work at the time, but now that he has a job I just wanna throw a cat at him, lol. He won't change unless I make a huge fit about it, and it irks me because I come home from long work days, then I have to clean the couch. .-.
Agree, I'm a baker so I don't wear nice clothes to work, and I get covered in flour residue. So I change right away when I get home. But if I had a job where I wear regular or nice clothes, I would not change right away. Though I would still change before Rhett does.. most likely after dinner, as Link said.
Rhett: We gotta be scientific about this
Rhett: wHEN A PERSON TURNS INTO a WORM-
45:00
The scream I scrumpt when Rhett got to *that* part of the Conan story. Proud of you though, Rhett, I think you're all good plus you and Jesse looked goodT on the red carpet
I love the use of scrumpt as the past tense of scream, I’m gonna steal that😂
Loved a part of this conversation. As an Indian American i know how difficult the transition of parents becoming the honest parents rather than decision makers can be. The truth is that solid parental skills develop a sense of trust with your children that utilizes trust & love rather than discipline in order to convince a person of their outlook. Food for thought.
I had to take a break in that Conan story. omg. LOL
Me too😂
I would be very interested to hear how Rhett and Link's family/parents handled and responded to their deconstruction
Biggest question I have too... I'm assuming they haven't addressed directly out of respect for those family members
This podcast called Ear-Biscuits is my favorite of all the podcasts I watch. Because it's calming, relaxing, and funny. And I like that it's on Sunday.
Awesome sterling, thanks for sharing 👍
As someone who has only recently started living on my own and adulting in the last couple of years, the conversation about creating boundaries with parents was really insightful and helpful. Great work as always guys!
Beautiful moment when Link stuck up for himself and did not accept Rhett's characterization. Love the new therapist, Link!
Yeah it made me really happy too!
Ugh, the parent opinion resonated so hard to my life. My mother is so immature, it's sad really. We can't have a relationship
That Conan story activated my fight or flight instinct
Lol the best version of me is when I’m in comfy clothes. I’m not myself when I’m uncomfortable 😂😂 huge hoodie and leggings is the best
33:49 "But are the pajamas raw?"
MatPat: A FoOd ThEOry!
My boyfriend and I very rarely argue, and I'm so excited to ask his opinion on chickens.
Update: We agreed, no fun.
The secondhand embarrassment hits hard with this one! Rhett you are morphing into Link...
True. Lol I think even Link would have a hard time causing his listeners that much physician pain.
"We gotta be scientific about this... When a person turns into a worm..."
I have to disagree with their view on getting comfortable after getting home from work. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, I know as soon as I get home from work the first thing I want to do is take my pants off and lay in bed; and there’s not a single thing wrong with that.
Yep the only time its a problem is if you have other responsibilities. For a while I got into a bad habit of going home and going straight to sleep even when I had other obligations.
I get where they’re coming from, people like to segregate sleep to make falling asleep easier. But that also means ruling out just chilling in bed which I personally can’t get behind 😅
I have to say that Rhett’s “at home” attire absolutely baffles me. It is interesting to hear how other people do things though
I'd love a Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend episode with them and a GMM with Conan, the best crossover thing out there. I love their comedic style and Conan's self-facing jokes.
I’ve never suffered this much secondhand embarrassment in my life.
me, listening: nepotism
link, listening: nepotism
rhett: 😬 but very talented
Exactly 😂
rhett not changing when he gets home and leaving his shoes on until bed sounds like it would be a ted bundy fact
The Conan story is pure gold. I also checked the premiere photos and you can't tell it's unzipped 🤣🤣
BTW Conan was looking particularly insane, so I can see how you'd go to him to tell him lol
Getting married to someone before you move in and see if you can actually live with each other is literally insane.
Agreed. Just because people stayed together longer because they are married doesn’t mean anything. Divorce is expensive and hard. Not getting married means you can separate more easily from the bad relationship. That was a horrible statistic that he referenced. 😕
This reminds me of a thing I use to talk about with my buds when I was younger, (not that we made it up, but this was our take on the concept) we called it:
*the relationship mask*
Basically the concept was, when you start dating someone, it takes time until you see the REAL them. Maybe it takes 6 months, maybe a year, maybe longer. And it happens in increments, but for awhile they are wearing a mask.
It's not necessarily the real person, it's the face they wanna PRESENT to you. And maybe it's mostly them, and hopefully it's not malicious (although it can be, we've all seen true crime).
But point is, it's an exaggeration of their best qualities, and a diminishing of bad ones.
I mean, you're whooing each other right? It's a performance to some degree. An audition, at least at some parts. Ya know. Saying "look, I'm awesome. You should love me".
And the whole point of this metaphor is, until you've gotten to know them long enough and deeply enough to SEE BEHIND THE MASK..
Dont do anything permanent. Or at least irreversible without great physical cost.
(P.s. this isnt meant as a pessimistic view on ppl. We all wear *the mask*. Including me. But, in my experience, take a peek behind it. Get to know them beyond the performance before you marry or impregnate.
P.s.s. to be clear, I think living together is a very important part of seeing beyond the mask. Youre seeing it all hang out at the point baby. Are ya really compatible? Live together. I've seen best friends come close to domestic charges trying navigate that minefield
if you cant be totally comfortable at home then life is not worth living.
#earbiscuits I am SO quick to change into comfy clothes when I get home, and it makes me SO happy. I literally go straight up to my bedroom and I can't get my bra and pants off fast enough 🤣 The idea of staying in my jeans and SHOES till bedtime is wild to me!
About parental authority and what Rhett said, it is so true. I had my awakening a couple years ago on how to expect my parents interactions based on a mutual ''adult to adult''. It's not always easy, especially that I am an only child, but I feel so much more true to myself.
I think the changing clothes dilemma depends on the situation. I work in the medical field and take off my scrubs every day when I get home. Depending on what time it is, I might just put on shorts and a t-shirt, or if it's past 7pm I'll just put on PJs. I can't stay in my work clothes.
Rhett: sayin “I don’t own any pajamas”
Me: mind cuts to the montage of him showing his collection of pjs on on the Rhett and link channel
He called them "sweats" so he may not sleep in them. They all looked super comfy.
I've never heard a person say that they don't seek comfort.
"if you look too far ahead, you'll swerve right here" I'll never forget that! Very powerful💙
I was literally listening to Conan’s podcast when I got the notification for this. Also, one time I saw a RUclips story from Ear Biscuits that mentioned Conan in the title and I was literally in the middle of a Conan video. Somebody is watching me😯
That’s pretty crazy honestly. That kinda stuff always happens to me and I get it that it’s just a coincidence but it’s sooo crazy to me still
I'm someone who stays in my PJ's a lot, especially since the pandemic. But I totally get Links pov and now I'm gonna try and do better... Or get sexy PJ's.
I liked your advice on the moving in with a partner before marriage. I've been in two relationships, one for a year and a half and my current partner for 3 years. My first partner is Muslim and just assumed his parents wouldn't approve of me so I never met them, nor did they know I was his girlfriend. My current partner has a Baptist pastor as a father who was surprisingly accepting when we moved in together two years ago, so you never really know someone's reaction beforehand.
@7:30 is the start of the Conan story... :)
My bra starts to come off in the walk from the garage into the house. As it should be.
I love it! When they share storys like this. They always make me laugh 🤣🤣
the term raw can only apply, the moment something becomes defined as "food" so, a chicken isn't raw, unless you make the decision to eat that chicken alive, then its raw. I think its just context
Uuu I like this, sound about right
So, raw is relative. How profound.
@@brentbarrus9754 indeed, a sort of Schrödinger's chicken.
There are times when I get home from work and feel absolutely exhausted. If I get home and do my chores right away, I know I will get them done. If I take off my uniform and relax it’s game over and I fall asleep
I have never watched your podcast, I didn’t realize what I was missing! 😂😂😂
Omg! Time to go back and watch the other ones! Seriously they're all so good
I've been on a binge lately of listening to Conan on podcasts or podcasts talking about Conan, and then this gets uploaded!
I wear pj’s to relax after work, and I wear nothing to sleep. Best of both Rhett and Link’s logic.
Link's advice for the parent/child views on marriage question was really helpful, because he immediately understood the nuances of that type of situation without dismissing either side's perspective. I'm definitely going to take notes for my own inevitable conversation with my parents, because at the moment things are very tense and everything feels 'stuck'.
Thank you, Link ❤
I've recently discovered the genius that is conan o'brien and i've been binge watching his stiff for a week now, i am obsessed. I have been a fan of gmm, however from the beginning. So that story is amazing. I love the timing of everything that goes on on my life, how can it all be coincidental.
Link's concentration in the beginning doing the Intro and then the little happy wiggle dance for getting it right directly after 😂🥰 Love these two
Rhett: makes an entire argument about raw and cooked being the complete opposite, then instead of stating she isn't wrong but there is a better answer states, "you aren't wrong but you aren't right".
"Upload" is my FAVORITE show.
Looking at the pics from the premiere before Rhett talked about them. I love the sweater. I mentioned it matched Jessie's, before Rhett said it.
**looks back at those red carpet photos** (You can't tell without him saying something.)
Oh My God.
Oh My God.
Oh My F***ing God.
No!!!!!
**laughing so hard I'm CRYING!!!*
Rhett "flashed" Conan! 😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Conan is never going to forget you unzipping your pants.
"You could be arrested for that."
Omg I'm dying laughing over here. What on earth prompted you to go do that?! Hahaha
Since moving here, I haven't been able to find Topo Chico in stores neither in NE Vermont or New Hampshire, and I am hurting because of it. Also, it makes me SO, SO sad.
the raw or alive argument was really interesting and i think i might make that as my official ice breaker the next time i go at a party and get to talk to new people.
Why would it even matter what your opinion is on your adult child moving in with a partner before they're married?! They're an adult! You should just accept whatever your adult children are comfortable with doing for themselves and that's it.
Your children's actions can still bounce back and impact you
@@fartgarfunkeljr how does an adult child living with a partner bounce back and impact the parent?
@@powderandpaint14 do you have kids?
@@fartgarfunkeljr why does that matter?
Yep, as a parent if adult children, it’s hard but there’s a point when it’s hands off, unsolicited advice and opinions to yourself, and realize your new role. (But they will always be my babies.)
man i really needed some ear biscuits man
LMAO the raw vs alive debate was fricken hilarious 🤣
I generally don't change outta my work clothes until I'm comfortably back at my house, unless I have engagements after work, and remember to bring "after work clothes"
I VERY rarely make it more than 3 or 4 minutes inside my house without changing into PJs. My bf thinks it’s adorable and if he didn’t I wouldn’t even care. I WILL be comfortable in my own home.
Link "I don't wear high heels to work" "but I sometimes have to wear them at work, sometimes it could be cheese" 🤣 #EarBiscuits
Today I learned that there are universal rules to calling shotgun. THIS is why I watch EB. Thank you gentlemen.
I worked really hard to get financially independent from my atheist parents before I told them i found God. I thought they would disown me and I was pleasantly surprised. Our relationship is sometimes rocky and we do not talk about faith, but we all love each other regardless. Thanks for opening up these kinds of conversations R & L ❤️
46:43 disney version, try that blackmirror episode where the mom gets put into a teddybear. Scary one.
Tried to quit smoking yesterday and failed. Hoping this will cheer me up !
i believe in you! addictions are real hard to recover from, please don't feel like a failure because of this. you will do it.
I hope it cheers you up too :) deciding that you want to quit and actually trying to do it are already two GIGANTIC achievements!! You are strong and you are awesome! You can do this 💪😁
🍀
@@respectalgebra thank you I definitely needed this ✌ also love your username 😂
Quitting smoking is hard but I know you can do it!
What episode do they talk about Link almost running over a fan then finding out on instgram?
Oh shit a premier party for Upload mut have been fire.
You also have to consider that most who wait until marriage to cohabitate are most likely religious or have some sort of religious family and don't fundamentally believe in divorce and are less likely to divorce even if the living conditions are horrendous.
Then you also have to consider that those who cohabitate and never get married BECAUSE of the cohabitation experience.
i feel like rhett has had nightmares about that interaction with conan lmaooooo
These advice questions feel like a stoned conversation that morphed into sober arguments.
I love the backdrop!! 💚
As Ol Dirty Bastard said multiple times: "baby I like it raw" referring to alive human being.
17 minutes in and I had to check if this was released on April Fool's Day... nope, it wasn't!
Well I'm for sure not walking around all day in my work uniform, but whether I change into regular/more comfy clothes or straight to pj's depends on what time I get home and if I need to leave the house again.
I never really watch but I have start love it
03.51 rhett starts the Conan story
07.00 stuff about red carpets
07.30 real Conan stuff
Sounds like a good Episode idea for Curb Your Enthusiasm 😆
45:52 this is the best conversation they have ever had on this show
I just looked up the red carpet pics of Rhett and Jessie and she looks absolutely stunning and I would murder to have her handbag ... Rhett does match well and they look good ... even though Rhett is in a Cosby sweater , lol
How did you find it? I've been searching and it's only pulling up the people from the actual show.
@@Kcjo628 I literally looked up “Rhett and Jessie McLaughlin uploaded red carpet” and it pulled right up
That's crazy I've tried almost the same words multiple ways but I hadn't found it. Thank you!
@@Kcjo628 you found it that way? Awesome! They look great , don't they?
According to Rhett's hair routine there are 10 days in a week lol. Great podcast though!
“we gotta be scientific about this…. when a person turns into a worm”
I can't wait to ask my husband if he would still love me if I were a worm when he gets home.
Does anyone else sometimes think that Link should stop talking so much? Like am I crazy or did he stop Rhett twice during the Conan story to reiterate EXACTLY what Rhett said??
does anyone remember which episode Rhett and Link talked about that time the office flooded? i wanna rewatch it but i don't remember where they told that story jfkfkdk
Good memory lol that was the old office: during 2020 we Got a new space the sea
Level is about the same 😂
Aren't lobsters cooked alive?
I can not believe Rhett 😂
lowkey jessie was the one who needed an outfit change 😭
Rhett its 3am and I'm currently wearing just jeans while laying on my bed, you not weird
I’m glad Link stood up for himself when Rhett took a jab at him. He shouldn’t take that at all. I’ve seen Rhett does that often 🙄 I don’t think Link gives the impression he ‘try’s hard’, he seems chill in comparison to Rhett…20:40 in
Yess! He was like um no I do not accept this. I loved that moment
@@PaigePlates He did it in such a graceful 😭
rhett gives more a try hard impression imo lol
@@threeholePUNCHify projection is a real thing
Yes , despite link having the reputation of being awkward.. I think the only one who cares about what they look like to other people is Rhett 100% projecting
someone coming home and lounging around the house in the clothes they were in all day!! omg thats news to me lol even if I could wear comfy clothes to work I am changing those outside clothes.
I googled the image. I can't tell your fly is down. You're safe, Rhett.
Edit: Ok nevermind, Rhett not only TOLD everyone, but flashed Conan and his wife 🤦♀️