Everything Wrong With Johnny Express In 8 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Today we "express" our displeasure towards this video.
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Remember, no animation is without sin! Which animation's sins should we expose next?!
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"Yes, I will remove 10 sins because everyone died"
XD
Then ! A dick
I mean it was kinda funny
How did the plant not burn whe. He first landed?
Yess XD
*No sound waves in space, no screams to be heard.*
What you meant to say was- Sound doesn't travel in vaccum.
Hehe moi
Yep. In space, no one can hear you scream. I think the screams are heard because the camera is positioned over the town for about two seconds.
@@PKWI587 except for at 3:29, where he was able to hear the screams?
@@Kakiess 3:33
He didn't mention that the planet fell in space
Ok, so Im going to tell everyone this: Gravity is in space. Just more the mass and desity more the gravity. You have the tinyist of tiny gravitational field. Pretty much everything has gravity. For example, a black hole has gravity... but according to you, there is none in space, only under an atmosphere. So this assumption is incorrect. As gravity is in space. (Moon pulled to earth or earth pulled to sun). Technically also, the thursters should of only destroyed the crust and if to destroy the planet blow into space rock. Ok, Im done here.
Ikr
CyberCake Playz yeah, you're basically just constantly falling into the endless void giving the 0 Gravity effect
CyberCake Playz r/imaverysmartperson
I agree with you
Tanks actually require multiple personnel to function, some to move the thing, some to fire the thing, and some to reload the thing. There’s probably some other guys inside the tank firing it.
Bonus sins:
5:59 Also, why are *using using* a brick phone?
lol
Richard The Snow Pea ur eaten by zombiez
Me as a peashooter knows a way to kill zombies when it's dead it makes a 3 lane shockwave insta killing zombies
Hi I am shadow peashooter
@@jamesduncan9529 gamer
Finally not minecraft sins animation.
Arthur Jucá ikr :)
Arthur Jucá Yessss
I like it with minecraft or not
RMGAMER it is nice to have some change here and there though
NO MORE MINECRAFT
Sin for the fact that he mentioned aerodynamics because there is extremely little-no friction in space.
you mean sin removed
You... need aerodynamics to take off though...?
3:42 BREAKING NEWZ!!! MURICANZ ARE ATACKING !!!! :O
Should have been an extra sin for lack of physics at 7:22
No gravity in space
Also at 5:06
Gravitational field, not magnetic field
Ok I'm done here
i was about to type that until i saw this comment XDDD
OrionWarrior10 Atleast they died
PrashantCavelry Same.
Sin on you, animation sins already gave themselves a sin for the magnetic field thing.
OrionWarrior10: very true I support your knowledge and thinking
7:18 there is no gravity in space so the planet wouldn't go downwards, also rocks don't turn into powder and vaporize in contact with fire
But he still remove a sin for the funny ending.
Great one, Micah! Also looking forward to more non-minecraft stuff.
You missed a sin when Jonny left the planet and burnt it the powder just fell like it had gravity but it's in space so how did the powderd planet just fall like that?
Ok, so Im going to tell everyone this: Gravity is in space. Just more the mass and desity more the gravity. You have the tinyist of tiny gravitational field. Pretty much everything has gravity. For example, a black hole has gravity... but according to you, there is none in space, only under an atmosphere. So this assumption is incorrect. As gravity is in space. (Moon pulled to earth or earth pulled to sun). Technically also, the thursters should of only destroyed the crust and if to destroy the planet blow into space rock. Ok, Im done here.
Cake Minecraft Gaming Even if it is the tiniest bit of gravity, the planet still wouldn't fall like that.
And yes, i agree, just not about the part with gravity
@@CyberedCake The dust is pulled down. The gravity of the dust, would have pulled the dust together, sort of making a large space cloud that gets slowly pulled together. However, the rocket no doubt probably created some force downwards which would explain why the dust went down. I mean, it wouldn't fall like that of course but... comedic affect
it's a cartoon
Seriously, you REMOVED sins at the end? The boosters never made a flame like that before, even when landing *ding*. There is thrust being produced but neither the rocket not the planet is moving *ding*. It turns the whole planet into ashes, even the core, instead of just the surface *ding*. The ashes fall downwards in space *ding*. Entire species extinction (yep, the one left on the can will die too) *ding*. The fact that he was unaware of everything he'd just done *ding*. That there was this many sins all in one scene is deserving of another sin *ding*. The fact you missed all of these sins *ding x50*!
Jake Miller Bonus Round: Every alien that shouted in this video and forgot to shout when they were being extinguished (+1000)
The lad who was in the middle of the road was interesting
He removed they because they destroyed that annoying planet.
Jake Miller he probably did that because he thought that ending was hilarious
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding OK I'm done here
sin at 3:59 for saying light as a feather but writing down air.
0:56 in a perfect world DVD's would NEVER become obsolete
2:30 That guy is walking on vacuum.
2:27 a sin for having the approved stamp just disappear, showing about 90% of it and that 10% just being clipped off.
Edit: corrected some percentages and added a new sin
Sin 2: these alien's screaming sounds are basically reused minion sound effects but higher pitched...
2:48 Resemblance to 9/11
I mean, 2:42 is a fucking 9/11 reference
5:27 i rlly felt bad for that dude 😂😢
Ok
Ok
ok
3:06 Why is there mcdonalds on a alienplanet
4:19 I'm adding a sin because you said "rip-offs" and not "knock-offs". I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi. Oh wait, I am.
About the first 'sin' in this: this shape is actually the most aerodynamic shape. You can check that for factuality very quickly. Also, it doesn't even need to be aerodynamic if it's a spaceship, so why would you point it out?
And what does a magnetic field have to do with walking on the surface of the planet? Don't you mean a strong enough gravitational field, if anything?
Apart from that, good job on posting again so quickly.
Edit: although, it does need to land on planet which have atmospheres, so I take the second one back.
too long didnt read
Also he assumed some pretty ridiculous stuff,
1. The planet must have an atmosphere to support that large of an ecosystem
2. That is the can that the purple dude is running away from, not the delivery man’s shoe
3. The planet must also be extremely dense to support an earth size gravity on a body that small so The delivery man making small craters makes sense since there is no where for the matter to physically go.
Although space is very sparse, there are still some particles. Maybe having an aerodynamic shape makes a difference when travelling the very far interstellar distances. (Although I imagine the optimum shape would be different than for travel through air, since we normally take into account that air is quite sticky and will cause extra drag from how it leaves your surface and possibly cause turbulence.)
Around stars especially there are particles radiating out called solar winds. Perhaps having an aerodynamic shape makes it easier to approach a stellar system, and thus planets.
i think inside the planet is a giant electromagnet which must be the core of this planet he landed on and can be turned off when he left the planet
Hi! Nice video and very funny xD
I had fun finding some more sins and couldn't resist sharing them lol
At 2:31 : the guy is floating
at 2:44 : the two tall and pale aliens have the same animation at the same time.
at 3:14 and 3:32 : the guy doesn't have the straw in his mouth anymore, but he got it back after, at 3:40
at 4:07 there is a lot happening: the frames above the stairs are empty, the umbrella is inside the floor AND the closet, the pizza is floating slightly and the ass of the left alien float above the couch
at 5:11 why is the alien reading a book in the middle of the street with his headphone??
at 5:29 couldn't the alien just lifted the lock over the short post/pole? Also his head go inside of it at 5:31
*Also, sin on me because I don't speak English fluently, and I may have made some mistakes.. :c
here's a sin: when Johnny saw that he had to deliver a tiny package, he couldn't put 2 and 2 together and think "microscopic (to me that is) package would mean that the people I'm delivering this to must be microscopic to me as well, so I should keep the microscope on just to see who I'm giving this too." And, to add to that, why is it that there isn't a crew just in case he has to make a delivery to a smaller race of people just in case he doesn't destroy an entire civilization on complete accident?
3:34 because they are in space and sound can not be heard because sound is made by vibrations in the air and there is no air in space.
Oh. Its because there tiny
UnbarringArc3 fortnite *they're
@@nova1726same thing
UnbarringArc3 fortnite oops, *_I'm so stupid,_* I thought it was "there"a xdd
Your reaction to the end was PRICELESS XDDD
I don’t think that those were thrusters lifting the ship off at the end. He knew he had failed so he torched all the witnesses so nobody would ever know about his failure
Micah: A planet just got disintegrated, how many sins would that be?
Zach: Well, given the fact that this animation is so bad, I'd say about... -10
Micah: Sounds good
Lol
why did the dust go down there is no gravitation
Its all your fault Zam
Every Animation Have Sins Nothing Is Spared From That
5:50 wow! Did the car just glitch through the foot?!?!
😂😂😂you missed a sin😂😂😂😂😂
it's a can you dummy
@@hamzatgelagaev9758 so?
7:30 1 sin,FedEx is not a sentence
Can I get this pinned?
When the alien was screaming ha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:10 it’s a rolling can
4:07 *surprised alien face*
3:00 kfc
Removing sin how *GOOD* this videos is
Jeeez The animator is Korean. Get over with that spelling correction
Dude it was probably a joke
Shut up
Why would a space ship need to be aerodynamic when there is no air in space? The international space station isn't aerodynamic
5:24
That car is going backwards. BMW Isetta
(1:11) there’s a company that makes 3D printed food. And it’s actually edible, so humans have evolved so much that we don’t need animals for food. So we can stop animal cruelty,
+1 sin On the cheetos and dorito bags it said that on plain english but later we see that the news on the planet was on some alien scribbles.
This channel deserves 1 Million subscribers
Ooooooo something other than minecraft
HE FORGOT THAT THE GUY WALKED ALTHEWAY AROUND THE PLANET... THE CITY IS GIGANTIC
bc everywhere he walked there was a city
5:15 you said coming out of the guys foot when its a can now that's what YOU should have added
3:16 Don't tell me That part was a 9/11 reference. That is a sin.
You forgot there's a mcdonald sign you did not see and other restaurant on the backround of that headphone minion purple guy
TheLightning Boy animating and gaming annnndddd?
And burger king
This is my new favorite short because everyone fucking died
7:14
My favorite part 😋
What about the fact that he is standing in the middle of the road with oncoming cars
Falcon heavy launching soon!
Two bonus sins by me: in the scene the soda can is about to run over the alien car, before that happens there are cars, but you can easily see that the car is sometimes clipping through the alien.
2nd sin: The dust at the end shouldn’t fall, space doesn’t have gravity.
You missed one. Why was the alien with headphones in the middle of the road
5:21 RIP MCDONALD'S
Never seen this show
It was just an animation.
Woooooossshh
I actually liked this animation a lot
so many sins
U think thats a lot? The psycho girl minecraft ones has almost 658 or something like that mabey 700 (nvm only the 2nd one did lol)
I love at the end where you put the speech by the president from Independence Day.
Dang I'm early
MewSkillz me ot
xD that screaming and that ending xD i knew something would go wrong
To be fair, it doesn't have to be aerodynamic as it's a spacecraft.
Everything wrong with Animation Sins.
Wow a hate comment, lol
Here’s a sin:
6:01 Also, why are they *using using a brick phone?
Extra sin : that straw hole would suck his air out and it wouldn't be able to open any ways
That's the soda can. Not the guys foot 5:14
Also it says dude's giant foot but he says it's the giant dude's foot
3:59 he says feather subtitles says air
ElangGentan *Ping*
Tanks have multi man crew. One person reloading the gun, one person firing, one person driving, one person commanding
Yaay something else than Minecraft!
It’s animation it doesn’t have to be perfect you frickin perfectionist
Technically The ashes wouldn’t be able to fall 7:13
Landon Diet Coke so edgy...
6:33 pikmin sounds
A space ship doesnt need to be aerodynamyc, theres no air in space...
i laughed so hard when you took away 10 sins when the planet burnt to crisp
Andrew Smith me too
You misses a sin, at the end, the purple minion rip off magically finds his package way out in the vacum of space where it wouldn't even be, unless packages can teleport, which would make that delivery man completely useless, that shouldn't happen.
the package fell out of the delivery guy's hands
7:21 one more sin for the gravity force. If the planet was burned, it wouldn't just go down as there's no magnetic field pulling it
Although the planet is too small for an atmosphere by our scale, they are tiny enough that a low density atmosphere clinging to the surface is breathable for them and is viable for being a source of weather. The real issue is the lack of water to provide rain on the surface.
How about when the dust fall to space.....does space have gravity and if so why their was an delay and why did your animation sin count doesn't go up?!!?!?!!?!
Also, it should be a sin for delayed thrust lift (of the rocket) and ashes falling
4:37 I like how he ignored the propeller planes as if 2150 was like the 1900s
I guess they have earth brand foods due to the fact that food has gotten so over processed that they just gave it away to other planets in hopes that the aliens will like it or some crap.
7:12 I been waiting for this moment
3:00 Alien KFC Connell and KFC,3:07 McDonald's,and a Burger King at 3:18
AYYY I'm on time!
7:21 NONONONONO You should give them 20 sins for making the ash get torn into some nonexistent gravitational pull.
So I get why the end is funny, and may deserve that many sin reductions, but I need to address my own sin reductions,
1. There was no gravity in space to pull the ashes down
2. There is no way the entire planet was turned to ash. At the most the fire should have turned the outer layer into ash
3. That planet must have been made of wood, because rocks do not burn, even when blasted by flames. They would melt, and cover the planet with lava.
4. Not really a sin, but why does the delivery man have to wear his helmet 24/7? Is this ship so unadvanced it needs its occupants to wear helmets all the time?
5. The ship spews fire, which you’d think the future would move on from that, right?
6. Fire needs oxygen to burn, and there is no oxygen in space, and there is no atmosphere, as already established. And before you try to say the there is another planet giving it the gravity and atmosphere we don’t see, no, there isn’t, because the sky wouldn’t look like that, and it can’t be night, because there is enough light to illuminate everything
7. Unless there is somehow magically an atmosphere, then the aliens wouldn’t see a blue sky, they’d see the same sky the man would see
8. Also, the alien running away knew the man’s phone number, knew it was him who threw the can, and had the nerve to call him and say nothing, but instead scream at him. Wow
9. When the man kicks the can, the alien wouldn’t be on the can. Just because he is touching the can, doesn’t mean the alien would end up in the middle of the can.
10. As far as we know, no other aliens ended up on the can
11. The alien on the can wouldn’t be pinned to the can, as there is no air resistance in space. If he’d really wanted to, he could get up, walk to the other side of the can, then hop off and slowly return to his planet, then find it missing, or realistically, find it tiny and lack any trace of his species.
Thanks for reading this annoyingly long comment
Ik I'm 2 years late but this dude really said "no atmosphere" and then said "flames" like those should exist
7:22 one sin added for dust being affected by gravity in space where the planet does not exist anymore
finnaly! ive been waiting for one of these that was not a minecraft song!
0:13 Well it doesn’t really matter because there is no air in the vacuum of space, also there is no air resistance in space so it doesn’t really change much.
Flies in space*
The ship does not look very "aerodynamic"
Narrator: Must Be As Light As A Feather
Screen: Must Be As Light As Air
...
you forgot a sin. the ashes of the planet somehow magically fell in space, despite there is no gravity in space
How to stop a giant 1) put millions of LEGO’S on the ground
6:53 - MISSION FAILED. WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME.
Um..... Dont forget this is another planet..... Meaning the gravity could be way diffrent
You don't get it . . . I may be the only one Jesus Christ pulled a practical joke on. . .Im not kidding.
Last year, I was driving over a bridge in middle lane, when I saw two baby kittens trying to eat something out of the middle of the right lane, then me and the car next to me also saw them and hit the brakes. . . Long story short. . .When I got over to where I saw them, there were Two Baby Kitten, sitting comfortable in an upside down Jesus hat, just like the one Johnny Express did, under his helmet. . .It was weathered but not too bad, the writing could easily be seen. . . They were 8 feet on the other side of a chain link fence with 80+ mph traffic to boot. . .
By the time I got over where they were, I could not get at where the hat was from the back side, but I found bone the police human as well, but they turned out to be dog bones.
My friends this is truly what happened. . .I've been played a joke, funny, mind boggling to say the least. All True.
4:35 the year 2150.
4:12 'That planet isn't big enough to have any atmosphere'. If there's no atmosphere, then sound shouldn't spread around.
6:03 just have to watch so much
JOOHNY EXPRESS! I love saying random things like that. JOOHNY EXPRESS!
0:12 It doesn't need to be aerodynamic, it's in space where there is no air.