SO MANY UPDATES!! | Phasmophobia w/ Bob & Wade
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Phasmophobia is back with plenty of updates! Bob, Wade, and I are gonna find out all of the cool new ghosts and definitely not lose immediately!
Edited By ► / rad_r
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Horror Outro ► / haunted
Mark drawing the card of death, screaming, and standing in the open undying whilst everyone around him dies is one of the greatest examples of plot armor I have ever seen.
The Death Card does not mean immediate death for the one who pulls it so, u right! LOL
yeah the ghost was a banshee, it only targets one person until it killes him
Yeah, he was so lucky it was hunting when he pulled out that Hanged Man
@@thespectacularlymonochrome7891 when he pulled the hanged man it was actually a the fool which does nothing
@@tonnynguyen390 No, it turned into a fool because it was pulled during a hunt
"You're on your own now, Mark." **dies**
That was incredible that the ghost actually went for Wade instead.
it was a great timely sacrifice
No, Wade went for the ghost lol
There was no ghost, Wade broke his own neck
You can actually see the ghost when Wade said that
Good chance of it being a banshee as well, because Mark was standing in plain view of the ghost the entire time, but when Wade gets into view, he immediately dies.
*Mark's neck gets snapped
Bob in a muffled voice: "ʷᵉ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵃ ᶜᵘᵖ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ"
ⁿ⁰
Funny thing is when mark said i can't see him the ghost was crawling
How'd you do the small words?
Me playing with my sis: ''lemme throw a cup at you >:(''
11:01 Wade literally pausing the horror, "No, ME!", sacrificing himself, "that's right you're on your own now Mark!", then dropping dead...
That is just the most *Wade* thing. xD
Major Among Us vibes
😂😂😂 the *most* Wade thing
what really got me was the "hahahahahaha what do you mean.. OH GOD WHAT WHY"
Mark pulling the Death card and yelling “I got bad news!” had me absolutely wheezing 😂
I love that Mark pulls the death card, talks during hunts, and stands in the open but doesn't die
@@meganlovell5225 there's always one, we have a guy in our group that always avoids being targeted when making the most noise 🙄 😅
@@kaseyka5e4 remember last time they played when every ghost no matter what would single out Mark to kill him? Maybe the game is trying to make amends for it lol
@@meganlovell5225
And despite that, Wade took the blow for Mark.
Both as a friend, and a betrayal by leaving Mark on his own.
I WONDER HOW TF HE DIDNT DIE XD
Wade: “If you speak, the ghost will find and kill you”
Mark: *proceeds to scream at top of his lungs whenever the ghost hunts and brings the ghost to him*
Also Wade: fails to mention that active electronics count as talking.
I'd say he'd be a good distraction, but he got his friends killed before he himself died over and over...
LMFAO I WAS DYING 😂😂😂😂
Yet somehow hes always the last one dead
@@Emmy-zg3cx no doubt the ghost was a yokai. Yokais trait is that they are deaf during hunts and can't hear through walls. They must have line of sight.
11:06
Wade jumping in front of Mark to take the Ghost’s attack is both nice and evil at the same time.
_You’re on your own, good luck_
The hilarious part is, since it was a banshee, it was targeting Wade and would have done nothing to Mark.
"It's dangerous to go alone!... Oh well good luck I guess" -wade, probably
He knew it was coming for him actually,
"No? No! Me! It's coming for me! You're on your own Mark **chokes** "
Current objective: survive
*music intensifies*
Mark: sees cards kill Bob
Also Mark: starts frantically drawing cards
But hey, he's not a masochist.
Wade: “it can hear you when it hunts so you have to be carefull”
Ghost: **starts to hunt**
Mark: i’ve got bad news, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, i’ve got really bad news, AAAAAAH, AAAAAAH!
Dont worry, it confuses the ghost
What time is that
@@its_travis4666 Mark’s part starts at ~ 8:25
🤣🤣🤣
"The ghost can hear you when it's hunting"
Mark: **literally says every single word in the Oxford, Scrabble, and Urban dictionary**
I don't recall him saying pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
@@anchovybushwack472 he did
@@largeboi4678 Timestamp please, sir
jup
and living to tell about it... for the next minute at least
Mark: "OH I'M ABOUT TO DIE"
Also mark: *continues to stand in the exact same spot and stare at the hallway*
If i cant see it it cant see me if i dont move it wont move if i dont run he wont follow me if i- *ded*
Hey Mark, these are what the tarot cards do:
Hangman - Kills you immediately
Wheel of fortune - Burns green = +25 sanity / Burns red = -25 sanity
Devil - Manifestation
Death - Triggers hunt
Moon - Sets sanity to 0
Sun - Sets sanity to 100
Hermit - Doesn't allow the ghost to roam
Fool - Looks like a normal but then reveals itself and wastes a card
Tower - Forces activity
Priestess - Revives a dead teammate
Death triggers Cursed Hunts for the rest of the contract.
So, Mark just got really lucky with all of those fool cards?
@@JojoeulisswowRBLX It might be a thing where you can only get fool cards during a hunt, I'm not sure.
@@JojoeulisswowRBLX during a hunt all cards turn into the fool
@@noahsvirsky9962 Then how come Mark didn't die after pulling out those fool cards?
the "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW MARK" and Wade snapping his own neck was more dramatic than most horror movies ive seen
he sacrificed himself for his best friend
And with his approaching death, Wade offered no comforting words to his friend, only a reminder that he was alone.
@@orderofmoo8436 that's deep
@@orderofmoo8436 but he was not alone...
@@martimking1craft I see! Nearly forgot the murderous ghost that killed Bob mere moments before.
Bob died drawing one card, Mark survives drawing cards like he’s in Yu-Gi-Oh
Guys, Yu-Gi-Oh’s Author, Kazuki Takahashi have passed away on July 6,2022. May he Rest In Peace and maybe even duel God in heaven
Mark's deck is only Pot of Greed
DORO! MONSUTA CAADO!
@@kermanarmstrong5377 correction. He's playing 52 pickup but it's "Oops only Jokers!"
During a hunt every card turns into the fool which does nothing, the one he drew after the hunt that turned into the fool though was the hanged man which instantly kills you
Also high priestess revives a player
The fact that Mark drew the High Priestess AND the Hanged Man, without him realising how rare they are and both were the fool astounds me
It's always the fool during a hunt
@@Fantmystic Yea ik that, is it not rare if its the fool?
@@Kad0o0n the fool is the 2nd most common card
@@Fantmystic Ohhhhh, I didn't know thattttt. Thanks for the clarification!
The High Priestess has like 1-15% chance of being drawn I believe but The Hanged Man has a way larger chance of being drawn.
The chaos always escalates when Mark is with Bob and Wade and I'm here for it!
The chaos escalated with marks boxes in previous video... >:(
Ifyoulikemarkbobandwadeandthechaostheybringtheyou'llprobablylikethehit podcastdistractibleonany ofyourfavoritepodcastsites
Cause you know damn well it's gonna be some funny shit 😂 love these videos and they need to bring Jack back into this!!!!!!
Stupidity gets worse the more the number of people there are.
You right
8:27 **draws the death card** "I got bad news, I got bad news"
**desperately draws even more cards and they all turn into the fool** "I GOT BAD NEWS, I GOT BAD NEWS!"
And that's why you don't mess with the Deck of Many Things 🃏
This was honestly such a good video its been a while since I last saw a mark video but i'm glad he's been well
The fact that the deck had a High Priestess card in it and it only didn't work because he was pulling them all during the hunt... xD Although, it was a troll-deck since the last card was the Hanged Man. :'D
the deck of many things is fun
DnD be like
nice dnd reference, the deck of many things is one of my favorite items in dnd/pathfinder
Mark and Wade communicating to a dead Bob via a silent moving coffee cup is so much funnier to me than it should be
The throwing in the general direction is what got me xD Literal tears from laughing
The *clink* “ooo that’s not a good sign” makes me wheeze for no reason
Honestly 💀
That whole sequence was the funniest thing i’ve seen on youtube
Best part is, I use this trick all the time when I die in the game.
i like how mark drew 2 of the rarest cards in the game that could’ve both saved bob and ended himself in one hunt
i cant believe bots are replying to month old comments now
@@Juicy-KingDerp what
@@acsace5587 bruh
@@acsace5587 bruh
Bruh
Wade really stopped the chaos and said “NO. ME.” And he got what he wanted. What an icon
first reply
@@robro7579nuh uh
@@Hellooooooooooo8-m3pYesh uh
@@SpaceCat7642nuh uh
The part that got me most was:
Bob, throw the coffee cup at me if I’m about to die.
*nothing*
Okay I think I’m good.
*lights go off*
*coffee cup flies in*
*Mark screams*
Up
Was this from distractible stream?
@@blipblop1112 What do you think?
The coffee cup is now a symbol of death
"You need to be quiet when the ghost is hunting, don't talk, don't do anything"
Mark: *screams a top of his lungs when the ghost is hunting*
Honestly it's a miracle he is the last one to perish, the first house he pulls the death card and literally survives, if wade stayed in the corner I bet the ghost would have never found him and it would have been hunting while Mark explored the house and left him alone lmao
And the worst part, you have to turn off all electronics on you or else the ghost will always know where you are, that was such a dumb update tbh.
@@thechugg4372 It irritates me because I'm not super quick at fast keying and turning everything off.
@@thechugg4372 That's... Been a thing for a while. The ghost detecting your electronics and voice has been in the game for ages
Wade’s sacrifice was the best thing I’ve ever seen. The emotions and the timing were just [chef’s kiss]
YES! 👏 And the editing 👌
"Bitch I just saved you, you're on your own from now on-"
*_AAAA bleh_*
The game: "This is an update."
Mark: "Dear god."
The game: "There's more coming soon."
Mark: "No..."
"Does it say you want the update?"
lol I just came from that video
May he rest in peace, soldier was the best part of Expiration Date. "I TELEPORTED BREAD. YOU TOLD ME TO. I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS."
Best comment so far
Was that a bucket reference? In this economy?
Bob holding the miror, it breaking, the door slamming shut, and then the door opening to reveal Bob dead was the funniest thing I have seen all day
the comedic timing of that whole thing was priceless
For some reason, I read that as "holding the minor".
@@js-cm9si its mecause it is misspelt
It has the same energy as Mark screaming while watching from Jack's POV
@@sandpaperunderthetable6708 Pight, thanks wan.
Bob: (draws a card from a deck of cursed cards and dies)
Mark: Ooh look! Some cards on the floor. (starts drawing multiple cards)
And than Wade took the bullet for Mark…
Just to leave Mark on his own in the house.
Why would he do this? I think this is so funny! 😂😂😂
On the bright side he literally just wasted the entire deck with zero effect because of drawing cards during a hunt.
He even wasted a "revive a dead ally" card!
Uno!
And he got high prestige too, and that could have revived bob
Wade: Okay when the haunt begins the ghosts can hear you now, so we have to be very quiet
Mark: I have never been quiet in my life and I don’t plan to start now
worlds quietest letsplay 👀
@@delsol__ he was still talking just quietly lmao
Immediately reminded me of that glorious moment when mark was screaming while everyone else was locked out of the house and they could hear him dying
That moment is up there with him replaying the entirety of until dawn cuz of Chris and Ashley and the 20+ "No"s followed by a Chica Jumpscare in fnaf 2
@@newon2014 plus the “the firsts night is never ever really hard” immediately followed by China jumpscare in Fnaf 4
Legendary
People people people... we need links to these moments
@@newon2014 The Chica jumpscares 💀
Ghost: kills both of Mark's friends infront of him
Mark: "this Ghost is a little agressive" 🤣
Lol yes😂😂😂
We know what he said💀
*I ruined the 666 likes* 😂👍🏾
@@DroppingDark yeah, I know what he said too 💀
@@DroppingDark no really that’s crazy
Holy shit, a high priestess during the hunt AND the final card being a hanged man but switching to the fool... holy shit, Mark just played roulette and the gun fuckin jammed.
I understand that he dodged death and got lucky, but can you explain to me what the cards do? I haven’t seen the new update yet so I know nothing.
It's because if you draw cards during a hunt they turn to a Fool card. He basically wasted that whole deck by continuing to draw cards, lol
@@greymoon1002 ah okay, thank you for explaining it
@@ratedsforsisters2717 To say more about those 2 cards. The Hanged Man instantly kill the player that was holding the cards, while High Priestess literally revives the last player that died.
Oh, and Death trigger a hunt inmediatly
@@ratedsforsisters2717 Tarot cards gives various ways to interact with the ghost while also giving some risks. Like Julian said: The Hanged Man instantly kills the drawer and High Priestess revives the last player/the next player that dies. Drawing Death instantly triggers a hunt, which nullifies (gives The Fool) all cards that are drawn until the hunt ends. The fool can also be drawn normally while being disgusted as another card (in this case, The Hanged Man). The chances of drawing a High Priestess is 2%, while the Hanged Man is 1%. Basically, that was an incredible deck of Tarot Cards that got burnt away thanks to the hunt.
The sequence with Mark drawing cards, the coffee mug, and him continuously managing to somehow survive is easily one of the best Phasmophobia moments.
*dying* That whole chain of events with Mark telling Bob to throw the cup at him if he's about to die. Nothing. Then hunting and cup. Then Wade steps in like "No me." *LOOKS DIRECTLY AT MARK* "You're on your own Mark" "whatdoyoumeanOHGOD!"
So much good
A cinematic masterpiece
I am so glad someone else pointed out Wade saying "You're on your own Mark" because that was fucking HILARIOUS. I could not stop laughing for a solid minute.
It shows that Wade really, really loves this game. His level is astounding.
quite phenomenal even
I'm reaching 2k in game. I have 200+ hours on the game. It's not *that crazy*, but its definitely not casual gaming numbers either.
If you seek out a guy called Insym he has dedicated enough time to the game to hit lv 9999
@@artemiszenjutsu666 I looooove Insym! After watching Insym play, watching these guys hurt lol
@@Unstoppable_Unicorn YES lmao.
I watch Insym and am level ~1000 myself.
Hearing all the times the ghost touched a door or threw an object and they ignored it was painful 🤣🤣
Teach them, please, Wade! They know not the secret hiding spots or turning off their electronics!
The fact that he could have possibly revived bob if he didn’t waste the cards during the hunt is pretty funny
seeing him repeatedly draw cards while it was hunting made me cringe so hard. like STOP those are useful mark stop WASTING THEM. never give mark the tarot cards.
What time is the cards?
@@its_travis4666 8:23
@@gabrielhenson5751 Never give Mark anything important LOL
How do the cards work
"Is that the 'Death cup' or the 'Go there' cup?" lol I legit died as I watched Mark second guess Bob and Wade's intentions of leading him astray. lol
11:49
@@minatoson5788Thanks!
Wade: "If you speak at all while it's hunting it will find you."
Mark: **yelling and screaming every time the ghost hunts**
Seems like these screams scare away the ghost
@@partydave1067
Some forever abd akwar, Babe 💘🤘🏼💘❣️?
The coffee cup being thrown at mark’s face to confirm he is about to die during the hunt was amazing 😂
Edit: Omgsh lol wade walking in front of him to save him then instantly dying 😂
Hahaha, I always love Phasmophobia.
Love you work, Shanny ❤️
Shanny is here!? Love your asmr!
*(edited)*
mark wasn’t being targeted by the ghost, pretty obvious after the second hunt that it wasn’t going to kill him until wade was dead
@@greenmovie13 *(edited)*
11:02 In an completely unexpected act of pure heroism and selflessness, Wade sacrifices himself by getting in the way of the *Terrifying-Horrofying-Spooky-Scary-Malevolent-Malicious-Evil-Vicious-Violent Ghost©* to save Mark (who by the time was *CLEARLY* and *UNDENIABLY* paralized out of pure fear), not before using his final breath to tell Mark about how he will have to go walk the path of life alone from now on.
F for this fallen hero.
That ragdoll tho, 10/10 would cry again.
That kinda sounds like an Infernax style ending.
@@syrrith5768 Oh yeah, definitely.
*A Horrible Night to have a Curse plays*
However despite the valiant efforts of the latest matyr the sinister apparition continued it’s assault on Mark only to succeed this time… and now Bob Wade and Mark wander around limbo with the very ghost that slew them for all time…
@@syrrith5768 And they lived *spo0o0okily* ever after... *THE END*
F
I like how there’s just a type of ghost called “Hantu” in that game, while it’s just the Malay and Indonesian word for ghost.
They also have Obake, which is just the japanese word for "ghost"
They have oni and demon where oni is just a type of Japanese demon lol and neither are ghost
jinns are just arabic genies lol
And banshees aren't even ghosts in most stories, they have physical forms lol
That intro was legendary
Truly a modern masterpiece in video production
The roaming sandwich strikes again
Slive Slaugh Slove
Stop commenting on every single video on the RUclips platform
hhhhnnmm....
Mark: “throw the cup at me if I’m about to die”
Bob: *nothing*
Mark: “oh okay I’m good”
*three seconds later*
Bob: *throws cup at mark*
Mark: “IM ABOUT TO DIE?!”
😂😂
10:38
Guessing Fate > death
and then Wade taking the bullet for Mark
that part happened right as i read this comment
That's just my friend and I in a nutshell.
Man I missed watching this game with them. It's so fun to hear them scream and stuff ahah.
Ikr
Same. Glad it's back for maybe a few more videos.
Ahah ahah ahah ahah
Go to Bob's channel @Muyskerm there's many more phasmophobia content with Mark, Bob, Wade and Jack
Same, i couldnt believe when i saw this video...
The fact that the first ghost was a banshee meaning Wade's sacrifice was unnecessary is hilarious
wait why was it a meaningless sacrifice
@@melon4266The ghost was a Banshee which is a ghost which picks a target (in this case Wade) and will only look for and kill them. Mark could have gone and given the ghost a hug and been perfectly fine
I don’t follow, so it only picks one target but if mark were to hug the banshee he still would’ve been fine despite wades death when he hugged it? (I’m willing to bet wade just wanted to watch mark suffer lol)
@@ikuverano they're saying if wade kept hiding and didn't die, mark could've hugged the ghost and been fine
@@ikuveraBanshees hyper fixate on one person. If the other players just do their job, the banshee won’t go after them. The banshee has one job and they’re gonna get it done no matter what 🫡
11:00 This whole sequence was so funny the music stopping and them saying "no me" and Wade choking himself
at first I thought Wade ended the hunt but then I realized he actually just killed himself
I fucking cried laughing it was so funny
Wade: “it’s still hunting”
Mark: “nah, no it’s not.”
Wade: *sacrifices himself bc he doesn’t want to deal with the ghost hunt alone.*
omg I missed the phasmophobia stuff 😂
Famous last words
Same
"They're so rich they have tent for their stuff!"
- says man with FIVE ovens
"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS"
@Daniel lol I know I was quoting mark
@Daniel they’re quoting mark from one of the markiplier makes videos 😂 can’t remember which one it was tho
@@card.b0_rd293 I think it was the crème brûlée one.
@@KaylstormForevaOh! Ok, thank you 😊
Wade sacrificing himself to try and save Mark was sweet, even if it was a fiasco
lmao, he wasn’t trying to save him wade just wanted Mark to know he was alone now
That’s actually a really sweet way to look at it, because I looked at it like Wade gave up on the game altogether and wanted to get petty revenge on Mark for being dumb during a hunt xD
Lixian's edits are supreme, Mark must keep him forever.
Fr I was just thinking that
he's incapable of leaving since mark has grabbed him with his milk-stached grip.
People forget he has 3 editors. Lixian is always the only one who ever gets any credit.
@@Spawn-Point Does he really? Though the the other two became part of the ream for the Unus Annus project.
Also, Lixian is probably the only one getting credit cause 1) we don't know the names of the other editors and 2) Mark also only ever mentions Lixian.
@@strawberryfox8819 Their links are in the description, just like Lixians. Mark has said their names many times. Rachel and Marcus.
I wonder if Mark and the gang will play the game when the new Sunny Meadows map gets released.
(or rather when the Asylum gets reworked!)
hhhhmmmm....
I know Wade will bc phasmophobia is like his main game which hopefully means that Mark and Bob will join them
@@aoxgam3r274 uuuu
I would like to see Sean join in on this with them again
Asylum is getting a rework?
Bob: { *pulls from the Deck of Many Things, dies for his arrogance* }
Mark: "Oh it's big brain time." { *pulls Death card, then proceeds to pull every other remaining card from the Deck of Many Things, confusing it to the point where it just starts calling him a Fool, having no other strategy for this course of action* }
If you pull cards during a hunt it’s always a fool. It kinda sucks really cause he got at least one high priestess which is the second rarest card in the pack (2%) and revives a player. Mechanics such as this that me and my crew have memorised lol
@@Kitsuneko111 It ended with a Hanged Man fool, which I thought was also funny.
@@Kitsuneko111 i'm almost more sad that he wasted a perfectly good hanged man on chain drawing every card in the deck during a hunt.
I consider your description of events as canon.
The ghost couldn't handle the Sigma energy
Mark hiding behind the tripod is the funniest thing I've seen in this game. Then continuing to pull cards when the ghost was hunting 🤣
11:04 when Mark is scared af coz everything flickers and then Wade comes at the time everything goes back to normal like saying "see, nothing to be afraid of" but he twists his neck after is the real horror movie experience
Mark has done everything he could to keep himself from quoting space this whole time and now that it's out he's gonna do it with every upload
what was the quot
camp markiplier 24:37
As he should/lh
As someone who can't help but quote it, I don't mind.
Famous last words : "ok , so this ghost is a little aggressive."
It's been years since I've seen a markiplier video and seeing that he's still playing with bob and wade almost made me cry. These guys have been together for the longest.
Pretty sure they've known each other before youtube so of course they do.
@@xXJLNINJAXx Any friendship can fall apart, no matter how it starts. What we care about is that they're together, a fact that brings us joy.
@@spam-el3ee i mean yeah, but I don't even necessarily mean the emphasis to be on how rather than when. It wasn't just before youtube, but I believe even before adulthood. They were buddies way before youtube was even a thought. Many grow apart through certain transitions, but their friendship survived multiple. While it CAN fall apart, the likelihood significantly drops
"The ghost can hear you if you talk when it's hunting."
Mark: *Proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs every hunt*
I wasn’t actually expecting a jump scare when mark looked at the moon. Damn you Lixian!
Thank you Lixian
If you watched bob videos, you would hear all marks "lixan do..."
@@completlynormalhypernova666 or [REDACTED]
C'mon Its not that scary 😏
When Mark asked Bob to throw the cup if he was going to die then soon having Bob actually throwing immediately as the ghost hunts making Mark yell “OH IM ABOUT TO DIE!!” Is probably the best and funniest thing that happened to me today- I love all of their humor so much
The humor was increased by Wade saying "No, me!! You're on your own, Mark!", running into the ghost's path, then Mark thinking he was okay for a split second before the ghost killed him
Oh my god that shit had me fucking dying lmao
I highly recommend watching Bob's POV on his channel (muyskerm) to see how much fun he was having with it, plus seeing Wade's perfect interception of the ghost because he could see it while dead.
Bob: "where are you?"
My immediate reaction: "and I'm so sorry"
I cannot sleep,
@@theincrediblehibby8239 i cannot eat tonight
Don't waist ur toime on meeee ur alreddee tha voice insoide moi 'edd!
When the Tarot Cards are drawn during a hunt, they will all end up as "The Fool." Only draw them if the ghost isn't hunting.
Mark was being a fool, so it was fitting. :P
heart of the cards
Did you also see mark draw the hanged man and survive. I’m so confused 😭😭
@@TruePlaysStuff How are you confused? The OP literally explained what happened.
" When the Tarot Cards are drawn during a hunt, they will all end up as "The Fool." Only draw them if the ghost isn't hunting."
XD I feel like the fact that Mark didn’t at all listen to the verbal warning: “If you talk at all the ghost can hear you and hunt you down” 🤣🤣
I love how mark somehow survives last even though he's doing EVERYTHING that could kill him
Example: screaming at the top of his lungs when the ghost hunts, and literally drawing like 20 cards
10 Cards per deck
Anytime a card is drawn during a Hunt will 100% turn into The Fool which is basically just wasting a card(s)
The Tower- Triggers a Ghost Interaction [finger prints (if a contribution to solving the Ghost for evidence), moving objects, flipping switches, shutting breaker off]
The High Priestess- Revives a random dead Teammate, if noone is dead the next player to be killed will come back
The Moon- Sanity is depleted to 0%
The Sun- Sanity is risen to 100%
Death- Triggers a Ghost Hunt
The Devil- Triggers the Ghost to manifest [Start a Haunt *haunt means the Ghost is a black silhouette and stands still making noises*]
The Wheel of Fortune-
Green: Rewards the drawer 25% Sanity. Red: Rewards the drawer - 25% Sanity
The Hermit- Suspend the Ghost from roaming and stays in its designated room for limited time
The Fool- A card drawn will change to the image of a Jester and then burn giving no effect
The Hanged Man- Instantly kills the drawer [can be ignored if a player has drawn The High Priestess in turn wasting the resurrection]
8:26
Mark : _(Draws a Death Card from Taro Stack)_
"I GOT BAD NEWS! I GOT BAD NEWS!!!"
Mark : _(Repeatedly gets ridiculed by The Taro Cards by only giving him "The Fool" Cards)_
I know it's a cliché, but the Tower card should've been the one drawn, not Death. Death is more about changes. The Tower is about disaster incoming.
To be fair something did change he was no longer living
@@demonicfire1 😆 I guess you're right! That's hilarious!
I love how eagerly Wade dives into the great beyond. "Hah! ME!"
"You're on your own Mark"
Goodness I haven't laughed this hard for a while
Idk why more people aren't talking about this scene I've watched it like 5 times 💀
Time?
10:55
Mark’s first card: “Death.”
The rest of the cards he panic drew: “A tarot; but actually jk, The Fool.”
It's because the Death card makes the ghost go into a Hunt, and every card you draw during a Hunt will be The Fool.
Br
I love how after you draw the death card everything else turns to the fool
It's calling you a clown for thinking you can draw cards to get yourself out of that situation
any card drawn during a hunt becomes a foo
@@AnthonyNevers did... did the ghost get you before you could finish your sentence?
@@sanschmidt5457 had my flashlight on
@@sanschmidt5457 i think s
@@sanschmidt5457 perhap
I like how Lixian is cultured and used the majora’s mask moon
Wade: “it can hear you when it hunts so you have to be carefull”
Ghost: *hunts*
Mark: i’ve got bad news, i’ve got bad news, AAAAAAH, i’ve got realy bad news, AAAAAAH, AAAAAAH!
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my thoughts exactly
Mark drew the Death card, that triggers a ghost hunt
Then he still survives lmao
Wade: "No! ME! That's right, your on your own now Mark!" *Gets strangled by the ghost*
King behavior
Alas, Mark was not alone
Mark: "It's getting glitchy! That's probably a good sign righ-"
**gets Darth Vader-ed**
Mark with the tarot deck: "It's time to d-d-d-d-duel"
Watching Mark plays this stresses me out so much, I love it lol.
Wade giving up because he knew Mark was gonna do something stupid cracked me up. This Phasmo series is the absolute best.
Death Card: Lali ho!
@@venynishikawa is that a motherfucking jojo reference
Mark really got hit with that Droll and Lock Bird
Mark playing with the Elizabeth deck
I play myself face down and end my turn!
I’m so glad the phasmophobia series is back! This series is hilarious,terrifying and has these three dorks making it even more Better!
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@@Noahroc a checkmark can be botted to get... the guy isn't a real youtuber
Ur pfp is just funny
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Mark: Bob throw the cup were the ghost is!
Bob: ‘throws the cup in front of mark’
Mark: that’s not good.
That’s the part that got me.
bob: "yeah it can hear you when its hunting"
mark: this sign cant stop me because I cant read!
“Fun” Fact: The last photo on the board is from the “Amityville Horror” house. The ghost pictured is believed to be that of 9 year old John DeFeo. One of the all six family members murdered by Ronald DeFeo.
Damn
Please, enlighten me with this house. I have never heard of this murder or ghost encounter ever.
@@denbover937 What the Amityville? Supposedly dude and his family moved into a house where a bunch of people were murdered, the man who committed them said he was possessed by the Devil. So the family that moved in after, they start having really horrid things happening. The guy wakes up at the same time the murders were committed every morning at first, voices, cold temps etc. you know normal haunting stuff at first, it quickly ramps up. The book itself was really good. I admit I dont get the creeps often but that did give me chills at some points. It's a great book. The family later came out and admitted they made the whole haunting up though.
@@hylin4179 sorry but how was what den said a joke?
I did a whole research on the Amityville Horror house٫ Definitely my favourite research I HAVE EVER DONE
22:56 Bob just going "uh huh, uh huh, that's cool" before the mirror shows something red and the door instantly closes is comedy gold
the mirror suddenly went black with purple cracks and the door slammed.
@@gabrielhenson5751 0 sanity causes the mirror to break and start a hunt
@@lunatic-cultist-i-guess I am aware of how the mirror works.
@@gabrielhenson5751 cool
Alternate title: Mark and friends discover that shooting a porno at a haunted house has the ghost laughing too hard to kill
As Wade realized the inevitability of the approaching eldritch horror, he proceeded to escape this existence by snapping his own neck and leave his friend behind lol
8:50 He got two of the rarest cards in the game - the High Priestess, a 2% chance card that revives a dead player, and the Hanged Man, a 1% chance card that instantly kills the player.
Just your typical Markiplier luck
Also he prob didn’t realize it, very Markiplier lol
Are there The Star snd The World cards like Jojo?
@@arnava8041 Idk if they’re in the game but The Star and The World are based off real life Tarot cards
@@arnava8041 yes! In fact, all of the stands in part three up until they make it to egypt are based off of the Major Arcana of a tarot deck
@CreeperCart🇮🇪 The Fool seems like it cancels out whatever card happened before, since he got both The Hanged Man and The High Priestess but then they turned into The Fool and didn’t do anything.
Mark : *"BOB NUOU!"*
**krek*
Wade : "what card did he draw?"
Mark : "death(?)"
**picks up card*
**draws death*
Mark : _"igotbadnewsigotbadnewsigotbadnews uh I GOT BAD NEWS"_
What card did Bob even get?
@@moirahime9582 death
@@moirahime9582 probably
@@GengUpinIpin Probably? Sorry, I don’t know the mechanics for tarot in phasmophobia, so I genuinely don’t know and want to.
@@moirahime9582 it hunted immediately after he drew the card so he probably drew the death card. the death card causes the ghost to instantly hunt as soon as it is drawn. and if you draw cards during a hunt they will all end up as the fool and do nothing, wasting the cards. so bob drew a death card, got hunted, then mark drew another death card, starting the hunt, then proceeded to waste all of the other cards by drawing them during the hunt.
Markiplier: *dying*
The boys: tried to throw a cup at you mark.
I love this line from the wiki about dealing with The Mimic, “best way to beat The Mimic is pretend that it has the ability of every ghost at once”
Sounds about right
I am sus
I never realized how crucial a coffee cup was when hunting for ghosts.
I know right! I also like the talking on the walkie when you're dead. We used to have a Dead Chat Discord call.
30:21 That floating hockey mask was wonderfully-timed, because I'd just been thinking that this map scenario seemed inspired by the typical Camp Crystal Lake experience.
Could be an easter egg
@@Dankimus3607 It is. It's Jason's mask from a movie called Friday the 13th!
Yep, it's an intentional easter egg/nod to Friday the 13th.
There's also:
-a chance for Slenderman to be visible out in the woods in a few locations.
-the blair witch doll they saw in video
-a dead body under the cabin (which is mentioned in the main menu lobby if you look around with the UV light)
-a VERY difficult to get nod at Ring/Ringu where if the ghost decides to touch the TV remote in the cabin, the game forces it to then ring the phone
the change in mood at 30:59 was actually so terrifying and nobody talks about it
I gotta say, Wade sacrificing himself at the first location was even more badass from Mark's perspective.
Bob's emergency coffee cup manifestation was doubly hilarious from Mark's perspective, given that it surprisingly disappears while held by a dead player and reappears after being thrown.
I see Mark has mastered the long-forgotten art of *standing still to death*
if only he'd t-pose he could've mastered death XD
I watched this from bob’s perspective a few days ago and honestly hearing mark quietly in the background go “Lixian do xyz” is funnier to me than it should be
11:02 The "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW MARK" got me 😂💀🤚
Absolutely thrilled at Bob's use of Heckin Wimdy after not knowing what the hell Mark was referencing on Distractible
What episode of distractible? I’m a bit behind.
Is he trying to refer to ep 3 camping or?-
@@max4633 I don’t see how
What are you talking about?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 in ep 3 Bob's story had a camping spot that was misty and seemed like a place out of a horror movie that's what I think they were referring to
I love how when Bob doesn’t get his *In Space With* reference, Mark’s heart fully shatters in front of our eyes
33:24
Bob: "Mark did you get my messages from beyond?"
I was so hoping that would be followed up with: "I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
When he drew the high priestess while it was hunting, broke my heart for poor Bob a little xD
Mark being the last alive while trying to die the whole time is me every time I play. Like why did all my friends die I'm the only incompetent one.
The mirror operates based on player sanity, it drains a certain amount of sanity per second, and if the user’s sanity hits 0 then it breaks and the ghost hunts.
The character growth of Wade just saying, “no” and playing professional anyways..
That was some serious democracy right there lol 😅😂!
I guess the negotiations really were short.
Loving the new updates. I also had 4 new ghost ideas.
1. Devil: only reveals evidence during hunts and only hunts when someone says its name but otherwise has 0-5second cool down between hunts.
2. Fey: can move or take your items or similar trickery based tactics, during hunts saying its name slows it down / makes it stand still briefly, or has a chance to end the hunt.
3. Anomaly: only reveals clues which do not clue into what it actually is, requires you to test all possible evidences to see what is missing rather than what is present.
4. A Legion: a group of two or more ghost types haunting a single location hunting on their own schedules but occasionally overlapping.
As a bonus I would also like to see angels or seraphim put in somehow but im not sure how that’d be done lol
I love how wade just went "No! Me! You're on your own now mark!" Not even a little bit of fear in his voice.
i started shaking and crying and throwing up when I saw this, I've been so excited for Mark to see the new updates ;-;
im shaking and crying rn
We need more phasmophobia videos
@@elinaistiny9956 we are shaking and crying rn
Same
im literally shaking and crying rn.
The throwing of the cup when he was gonna be killed and "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN MARK" had me absolutely rolling. I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Honestly the best part is how Mark almost never knows what is going on lmao. There's always one person in the group tbh