I love that "Professor Comedy" gag. Even when just making fun of Peter, Brian has to let everyone know he's an intellectual. Naturally, Quagmire immediately cuts him off.
Racist Black Man no stop he had three maybe five good years. Also if we are going the ring rout then Scal is considered good cause he has a ring and should of won two right? No the big four along with perk and big baby won it and almost that second.
TampaOutlaw I hated when Carter told her to shut up,even through she is her daughter,it’s not okay to say these things to your own child, I still hate that bastard more than Peter,Lois,Brian,And Quagmire because he is a self-centered pyschopathic asshole in a old man’s body who cares only about money
Let's be honest this would be most people's reactions if you were stupid enough to ask for a roast. You think you know what people are going to say but people have hidden views of you that are viscous af.
Wanderer628 Oh I got something funny to tell you. I had friends post a status on Facebook where they begged to be roasted. Then I got hate mail for weeks, because of what I said. Shouldn't have put it as your status for fuck sake!!!!!!!
@@cartooncentral263 Yeah. But at least Peter didn't snap and attempt to murder and killed those who roasted him. Not saying that's something that Peter wouldn't do, but still.
Why meg deserves everything and more she is such a unlikeable and awful character i take great pleasure in the episodes where meg gets exactly what she deserves and had the ones where they try to humanize her you cant humanize a monster
well Glenn and Stewie are both voiced by Seth, they kinda sound the same in this take if you aren't really paying attention. But it is clearly Glenn booing Brian
Adam Petrillo I don’t like Carter’s pyschotic yellings and outbursts when he’s angry,even during his roast of Peter, he told his daughter to shut up when she interrupted his punchline. I wish Joe would make him cry by yelling at him so loud his ears go deaf and he would beat the hell out of him
I get that Peter got his feelings hurt because he's stupid enough not to know exactly how roasting someone works. But I think he KNEW how roasting works, he just wasn't expecting ALL the spite and vitriol he got. Like he REALLY didn't know this was they all thought of him until now.
American Dad had an episode like this called The Roast of Roger Smith years ago. I feel like family recycles a lot of jokes and ideas from Seth’s other show
Bryan Montes that's because he doesn't give a damn. He really wants to put his eggs into the Orville's basket. Mr. MacFarlane has always wanted to do a reboot of Star Trek, so him getting the chance is a dream come true for him
In Roger’s case, I don’t think he exactly knew what a roast was. Peter was watching a roast on tv before he asked for one, so he can’t play ignorant. He knew what he was getting into but wasn’t strong enough to take it.
No he's also the executive producer which means he has the final say on everything that goes on in the show, he could of easily vetoed this script or forced them to rewrite it if he wanted to.
yes but we don't know- nobody knows what jokes/lines/script is something that seth wrote or something that the team wrote. Considering all the other stuff that seth does and the fact that it takes almost a whole a year to make one FG episode which is broken up into multiple teams. How do we know seth could just said said, "yeah sure write whatever you want and I'll give it the green-light." Again we don't know and we mainly just have to deduce that the writers from the credits are responsible for all this.
To reference Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb: If I had a nickel for every time a main character from a Seth MacFarlane show ran off crying from getting their feelings hurt at a roast they asked for, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Tbf that was probably the only roast in the whole event that went too far. Meg had nothing to do with this and he isn’t friends like he is with Joe plus it was vicious as one of Peters roast. Peter is the man of the hour roast him.
Yeah, true, but sadly Peter got asked for it and that's just people who get roasted in a nutshell. Peter portrays as the young impressionable person who is brainwashed by the fact that roasting is funny and it should be celebrated. Then, he learns his lesson. Roasting People in general is one of the worst things that ever happened in this generation. It doesn't deserve to be called as comedy anyway.
One of the few actually great current Family Guy moments that just about critics all the negative accurate details on how such a horrible bastard Peter Griffin is as a animated character!!!!!!! However here's roast things that should have been mentioned. Peter Griffin is so inconsiderate and dumb he thinks its okay to psychically and verbally abuse his Daughter, ignore some of his wife and son's not always too demanding of favors/ listen to Louis when necessary, and violently goes to far hurting other people physically and verbally even to his best friends at points.
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"Hi. I'm Professor Comedy-"
"NO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Quagmire because he hated Brian since he accidentally snogged Quagmire's Dad.
Joseph Harrington he did a lot more then snog
That was a bill hader diss
Was that a bill hader diss from the roast of franco
I still believe it was Stewie 😂😂😂
I love that "Professor Comedy" gag. Even when just making fun of Peter, Brian has to let everyone know he's an intellectual. Naturally, Quagmire immediately cuts him off.
It was stew.
He’s not smart. People who are smart don’t have to tell everyone
@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 exactly
Well both stewie and quagmire are voiced by the same guy so it can be said that either one yelled booo!
@@TROLL_FACE_00 no it wasnt lmao
My family roasted my grandpa at his funeral. It's what he would have wanted. He was a man who truly did not give a shit.
No one asked
Dammit lois you stepped on my punchline, shut up you're drunk stop serving her lol
...so? You act as if parents in real life don't tell their kids to shut up...
@@kennie3634 True, but they shouldn't
@@j.i.r608 she’s drunk they need to stop giving her too much drink
@@j.i.r608 stfu
@@McCraeTheMediaLover She's 43, it's not that big a deal.
“Joe I’d tell you to take your seat but I’d be about 15 years too late” 😂😂😭😭
That may be a harsh one liner, but it actually was quite funny
@@ajward9112 tough but fair
Bro didn’t even laugh you know it stung 😭
666 like do i like or leave it
"How does everyone know?!" 😂 😂 😂
Best part
thisguy1 how do you know
😈
🗡👕
👖
Hey
thisguy1 oh shit.
Lol
That lamar Odom joke was freaking hilarious
synicalxjackal ehh hes only know for fucking one kardashian
Who's that? I don't have a TV😐
BedStuyBro the fat kardashians ex husband..I forgot her name..
Lars Honeytoast not true. he is a 2 time nba champion
Racist Black Man no stop he had three maybe five good years. Also if we are going the ring rout then Scal is considered good cause he has a ring and should of won two right? No the big four along with perk and big baby won it and almost that second.
"Ask Peter what he got on his SAT, he said mayonnaise" lmfao
Kevin Yang best one.
😂😂
Kevin Yang can someone explain please?
I dont get it
Without context, SAT almost sounds like a sandwich like BLT.
“Brian was the worst one.” Agreed.
He could have had something comical to say; but since Quagmire didn't let him finish, we'll never know for sure
@@j.i.r608 After such a pretentious beginning, we don't even WANT to know what he had to say.
Peter's so fat and stupid he can't solve the problem 1+1
Tara O'Neill I don’t really know what him being fat has to do with him not solving 1+1...
He’s bad at writing a book, so he’s even worse at roasting.
The real man of the hour..Peter’s chair! How you holding up bud?!😂😂
"Two chair jokes in the same monologue. Sloppy."
HAHAH DUDE
Lois killed me. "And so do I" bitchhhhh 😂😂👌
Damn it Louis! You stepped on my punchline! Shut up! You're drunk! Stop serving her!
She’s showing how unloyal and whorish she is by that line 🤨😝
I asked Peter what he got on his SATS. He said "mayonnaise."
Its not cool to say bitch after every sentence. Makes you sound lame.
Peter’s so fat and stupid, Lamar Odom tried to bang him
Mort slayed him.
He is a Jew.
just like wolves will slay forest when you come to molineux
His roast really kills it! 😂😂😂
No
Like his ancestors did with the people of Jericho
“I asked Peter what he got on his SATs. He said Mayonnaise.”
That’s perfect 😂
People think i am fat? Lol
ganesh gurung reminds me of this obese dude in my class that thinks he’s ripped and skinny shit but he’s like so fucking huge
ganesh gurung that was sad
that's inappropriate...
Lmao, I died laughing , that was the best line of the episode
No duh on the news Tom Tucker says local fat man Peter Griffin
Jerome: you could be a black guy if your dingaling wasn't so tiny.
Lois (in background): haha how does everyone know
Couldn't stop laughing lol
Good question. But I'm scared of the answer
Lois stole the show with her drunk jabs LMAO
TampaOutlaw I hated when Carter told her to shut up,even through she is her daughter,it’s not okay to say these things to your own child, I still hate that bastard more than Peter,Lois,Brian,And Quagmire because he is a self-centered pyschopathic asshole in a old man’s body who cares only about money
@@McCraeTheMediaLover bro calm down this a tv show it’s all comedy big dawg lol
@@McCraeTheMediaLover holy lmao stop watching the show then😂
Mort Goldman Roast Master.
i don't get the joke tho is it about odom doing cocane
Bubble Bass his wife is fat i guess
khloe Kardashian
Its all in the Judaism
Deathly Owl OOF
Two chair jokes in the same monologue.sloppy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sonia Abiade Easily the best line in the clip!
Stewie's disapproval at 2 chair jokes 😂
I’m so glad someone else found that hilarious!
I really like how stewie just switches up he laughs at quagmire judges him for making jokes with the same topic and he says had the worst one 😅
I love how dark and straight forward Joe’s got 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
NO! BOOOOOOOO!!!
Captain Obvious I scrolled by that as they said it.😂
"hi i'm Professor Comedy"
Captain Obvious shut up
Brian was the worst one.
Bruh that shut-down was so hilarious.
Let's be honest this would be most people's reactions if you were stupid enough to ask for a roast. You think you know what people are going to say but people have hidden views of you that are viscous af.
Wanderer628 Oh I got something funny to tell you. I had friends post a status on Facebook where they begged to be roasted.
Then I got hate mail for weeks, because of what I said. Shouldn't have put it as your status for fuck sake!!!!!!!
I agree, next thing you know it, they're all DED.
But roasting is part of bullying, though and idk why it's glorified in the first place.
@@hunger4369 damn imagine clowning bully victims i could never
@@EmmyV2002 it depends if it's consenting, just like everything in life cuz some ppl accept roasts as a coping mechanism
"Brian was the worst one" - because Brian told the deepest truth.
Marcomanseckisax no it's because Quagmire wouldn't stfu
ledzeppelin711 - Life story of Piers Morgan
No because he is an unfunny untalented liberal douche.
RWDS but that doesn't mean Quagmire had to dick
Henry-Bart Brian gave him that " one day Quagmire I'll come for you and kill you just you wait "
The neck on the beer bottle isn't centered
Now I can't get my eyes off from the bottle -_- ugh. Its driving me nuttzzzzzz
Joana `Jamolin muahaha
OMG it looks SO WRONG!!!
Beaudoin Motorsports 9
Fuck you hhahaha
Peter moves his lips while he's reading because he's trying to eat the book ROASTED lol good ole Mayor West we'll miss you
Lmao ROASTED!! I miss Adam We
Jenna Ramos nobody messes with him Adam We.
1:22 had me dying 😆😂😂
Oh, nice. Homophobia.
You’re gay, huh!
Somali Pirates of the Indian Ocean chill that's what peter said lol
Angel Santiago went over the head of the pirate...
Double A wait what
trf12567 I was about to comment this as I do every time I see the misused word on RUclips lol
2:15 I'm dead😂💀
“Peter your loud, can’t hold down a job, and you got high blood pressure you could be a black guy if yo dingaling wasn’t so small”😂😂😂
*you’re
@@hewhoc8664 correcting people is a douche move. Just enjoy the comment instead of being annoying 💀
Haha! How does everyone know?!
That was truly flame 😂
2:04
Let's be real, If the characters in this show actually understood what Stewie says, He would be the funniest one.
He is the funniest one
2:58 Almost like Roger's reaction when he got roasted
Rylan The Blue Pony Ikr
Except Peter don't try to kill his whole family over it lol
Gary Taylor yeah lol. He tried making new friends
Gary Taylor or made everyone else roast each other
Gary Taylor he should have, then it would have been funny
Ha haaaah!! How does everyone know? lol.
People think I'm fat?
Peter: “People think I’m fat?”
Me: “We don’t think. We know.”
WHAAAAAT?!
Peter doesn't understand roasts.
Mikaela neither did Roger Smith.
Mikaela congratulations you found out the point of the episode
@@cartooncentral263 Yeah. But at least Peter didn't snap and attempt to murder and killed those who roasted him. Not saying that's something that Peter wouldn't do, but still.
He asked for it 😂😂
@@firdausiahmed3527 Same with Brian when he opened up with “Hi, I’m Professor Comedy.” Quagmire knew his bit was gonna suck! 🤣
Lois: “Ha-ha!! How does everyone know???!!!! XD”
Me: The entire town has seen him completely naked on numerous occasions, Lois........
Good point
I only count when lost the calm costume
I think it’s about 2 inches the
@@thebandit0256 when he ran out of the doctor’s office after a routine prostate exam.
2:58 Tom Brady After That Massage Joke 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That joe in a chair joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I Wish Meg would’ve Had The Chance to Go Up there and Roast Peter for being a Fat Terrible Father.
They would’ve booed her
@@jaquanscott1890 No they wouldn't
Why meg deserves everything and more she is such a unlikeable and awful character i take great pleasure in the episodes where meg gets exactly what she deserves and had the ones where they try to humanize her you cant humanize a monster
"Shut up meg"
Mort had the best roast.
Mort Jerome and Tad had the best ones 😅
So they just redid an american dad episode right...
Horscraft American dad copied most from family guy. But you don't seem to care about that
american dad started out as a comedic parallel to family guy that ended up having better writing
I think family guy is better even though I watch American guy too
Horscraft having better writing is debatable
Old American dad was much more clever, it has kind of gone the family guy way now
2:02 thank you quagmire
Why do I find so much joy in watching Peter being made fun of?
Sean Bates Because he's a monster and deserves everything he gets
Because everyone else has a lot of repressed anger for Peter's past antics. They all had fun letting some steam off!
Cuz he deserves it but I feel bad
Peter acts like an idiotic sociopath for half the show, so I guess you could say this is deserving.
It would of been cool for Meg to say something about Peter, cos of the abuse he gave her, by treating her like crap.
Lois laughter at 2:12 😂
Brian could’ve easily cracked a joke that went a bit like this:
“Peter’s such an idiot that even DeVry University rejected him!”
Quagmire would’ve been like “ shut up Brian you insulted your best friend get off the stage “
@@jaquanscott1890 even though Quagmire also insulted his best friend, yeah pretty much he’s a jerk
@@jaquanscott1890 Yeah that perfectly encapsulates Quagmire’s extreme hypocrisy.
@@quackster8295 yeah but the point is that Quagmire doesn't have a debit with peter
Brian yes
@@SubZero-hs9xcyesh but perter been hanging out with Quagmire also and he should know who his real friends are
Dr Hartman would've bodied this, Quagmire did a fantastic job though
2:00 I'm just gonna leave this here so I can come back to it anytime 😂🤣
Thanks a lot, Stewie. Now we'll never get to see Professor Comedy.
PreferredCustomer it was quagmire
That was Glen
A true fan would know that was Glenn cause well he hates Brian lol
well Glenn and Stewie are both voiced by Seth, they kinda sound the same in this take if you aren't really paying attention. But it is clearly Glenn booing Brian
That’s Quagmire’s fault.
I feel like if Meg went up there we would’ve been there for 3 hours
"How ya holdin' up, buddy?" XD really gets me
in case anyone is wondering this is an homage to the old dean Martin celebrity roasts
*looks at my best friend and turns back to you as we say in unison* NO FUCK 😂
Tom Tucker as usual gets the best lines!
They did this in "American Dad" and Roger also got upset
He snap and try to kill everyone.
Coincidentally, Seth MacFarlane uses the same pitch and tone for them, with different accents.
This just shows how really insecure Peter is about himself.
1:50 imma use this one day 😂😂😂😂😂
1:22 that line was the only one that make me laugh 😂
Who wishes Quagmire would get roasted?
yolanda castro Brian would make fun of him
Meh
Wouldn’t be fun cause Quagmire already knows he is a terrible person
I’d make fun of Quagmire because I hate Quagmire.
I wouldn't mind seeing brian or stewie get roasted
This was a very well written scene lol
Peter’s chin will never look the same again.
I like how Joe has to get serious for a sec and explain the context of his joke. lol
Dammit Lois you stepped on my punchline. Shut up! You’re drunk. Stop serving her. 😅😅😅😅😅
Adam Petrillo I don’t like Carter’s pyschotic yellings and outbursts when he’s angry,even during his roast of Peter, he told his daughter to shut up when she interrupted his punchline. I wish Joe would make him cry by yelling at him so loud his ears go deaf and he would beat the hell out of him
I love how everyone is animated laughing with their shoulders... and in unison.
I get that Peter got his feelings hurt because he's stupid enough not to know exactly how roasting someone works. But I think he KNEW how roasting works, he just wasn't expecting ALL the spite and vitriol he got. Like he REALLY didn't know this was they all thought of him until now.
He thought in his mind they were like his sister and the bullies thst were mesn to him
hi, I'm proffesser- no boooooooo!
Tom Tucker's roast is underrated.
"HAHA HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW?"😂😂
American Dad had an episode like this called The Roast of Roger Smith years ago. I feel like family recycles a lot of jokes and ideas from Seth’s other show
Bryan Montes that's because he doesn't give a damn. He really wants to put his eggs into the Orville's basket. Mr. MacFarlane has always wanted to do a reboot of Star Trek, so him getting the chance is a dream come true for him
American Dad is the only one I can stand to watch still. Family Guy can just get screwed for all I care.
@@SamanthaJonesSATC Preach it to the choir, brother! 👏👏👏
It was funny how peter took all that stuff serious at the end 😂😂😂
That Mayonnaise line kills me every time 🤣🤣
Peter’s acting like Roger Smith. “Why? Why would you do this? What did I ever do to any of you to make you say all those hurtful things?”
In Roger’s case, I don’t think he exactly knew what a roast was. Peter was watching a roast on tv before he asked for one, so he can’t play ignorant. He knew what he was getting into but wasn’t strong enough to take it.
Are you serious? 😕🫤
@@SuperRedtiger1 DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT SERIOUS?!
'For those who don't know, we have a real serious problem with people getting raped in our holding cell down at the station'
Mike2500L I was just lookin for this comment to like
Words can hurt, but it is what Peter asked for.
Same thing happened to Roger from American Dad.
I have been wondering how could peter, who works at a brewery, afford to book an entire banquet hall since I watched this episode.
Oh look, Seth Mc'farlane reusing the same plot for an episode.
do you not realize that he doesn't write family guy? He just voices the characters while he lets the staff do most of the writing.
Peter is so fat it took two episodes to roast him.
And here I was thinking I was going crazy because I could've sworn I had seen this before.
No he's also the executive producer which means he has the final say on everything that goes on in the show, he could of easily vetoed this script or forced them to rewrite it if he wanted to.
yes but we don't know- nobody knows what jokes/lines/script is something that seth wrote or something that the team wrote. Considering all the other stuff that seth does and the fact that it takes almost a whole a year to make one FG episode which is broken up into multiple teams. How do we know seth could just said said, "yeah sure write whatever you want and I'll give it the green-light." Again we don't know and we mainly just have to deduce that the writers from the credits are responsible for all this.
2:31 Archer/Bob!!
Coach McGirk to me
RWDS my nigga 💯
Peter's deaf co-worker is behind meg in the blue shirt, how could she be laughing if no one is translating ?????
She can read lips
Countertop Confessions ah yes I forgot, thank you sir
Sooooo. did Peter become the next President.
No, Peter didn't have to pay his wife to marry him.
bitchasshoeism actually he is. He simply fakes being a Republican.
Oh I would not be suprised. After year 2024 we can take anyone as president.
@@rikuvakevainen6157 If we still have a democracy you mean
"People think I'm fat?"
No. People _know_ you're fat.
Why do they have to move their shoulder while laughing
Prometheus 😂😂lol
family guy animation is weird. look at their hands whenever a character runs. it looks like they got autism
Jayson Figueroa Peter runs like a Welshman
@@godusoland9122 Autism is something else. Autistic people can do way more than you think.
i always notice that, but i really dont mind it
“but hey, nothing grows in the shade!” 😂😂😂🤣
NO! BOOOOOOOO!
Fuck this shit
1400_ fan page that's what Brian was saying in his mind
Peter moves his lips while he's reading, cause he's trying to eat the book. ROASTED!
(RIP Adam West)
I always crack up at the "Okay...Yeah. I got something to say....SCREW ALL YOU GUYS!" part lol.
“I HOPE YOU ALL EAT TURDS AND DIE! NONE OF YOU BASTARDS ARE MY FRIENDS NO MORE!” (Runs away crying)
Well, Peter asked for the roast, well, he got it.
Wish we heard the roast from Ollie and Herbert
“How you holding up buddy!?”
I was curious to hear what Herbert had to say.
Me too.
@@martinkreps9946Chris : Stop it old man
Peter took it like it was not a joke when he thought everyone was making fun of him.
The Lamar Odom one😂😂😂
The other day I asked Peter how he was doing. He said he felt just like this one obscure actor in a show no one had ever heard of before.
Both Jerome and Mort’s part hilarious and so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To reference Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb: If I had a nickel for every time a main character from a Seth MacFarlane show ran off crying from getting their feelings hurt at a roast they asked for, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
0:56 He actually felt offended on Meg's behalf.
In fact, he was joking about the fact that Peter often farts on Meg's face.
Tbf that was probably the only roast in the whole event that went too far. Meg had nothing to do with this and he isn’t friends like he is with Joe plus it was vicious as one of Peters roast. Peter is the man of the hour roast him.
@@fawkewe in fact I think the joke is that he is a shitty father.
Stewie wasn’t having the chair jokes😂
1:59
when you say "oof"
2:00 You said it Quagmire.
You know it's not nice to hurt someone's feelings
E-man31698 Not unless someone asks for it.
Peter asked for the roast he got his feelings hurt because he is an idiot.
Yeah, true, but sadly Peter got asked for it and that's just people who get roasted in a nutshell. Peter portrays as the young impressionable person who is brainwashed by the fact that roasting is funny and it should be celebrated. Then, he learns his lesson. Roasting People in general is one of the worst things that ever happened in this generation. It doesn't deserve to be called as comedy anyway.
Peter is a fat bitch crying baby
@@EmmyV2002 roasting is awesome, too many people nowadays are brainwashed into being oversensitive whiners who cant take a joke
I had to know a 3 time roast master himself would incorporate a plot like this in his own show.
One of the few actually great current Family Guy moments that just about critics all the negative accurate details on how such a horrible bastard Peter Griffin is as a animated character!!!!!!! However here's roast things that should have been mentioned. Peter Griffin is so inconsiderate and dumb he thinks its okay to psychically and verbally abuse his Daughter, ignore some of his wife and son's not always too demanding of favors/ listen to Louis when necessary, and violently goes to far hurting other people physically and verbally even to his best friends at points.
"but hey nothing grows in the shaaade!"
The best.