Emergency Intercom - Episode 81 (women should cheat more)
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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Our most disgusting episode yet, drew and enya talk about spraying poop out of their butt, enya adds women cheating to her ins for 2023 and drew tells a story about how a doctor gave him pink eye.
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I love that most of the time when they say they’ll insert photos it doesn’t happen and we’re left in an abyss of wonder and imagination, but we got dirty ugg pics
lol fr, i had to google kendra scott n shit
enya looks so pretty and drew is definitely sitting next to her!!
every week we do this to drew :( he's gorgeous to, like look at his hair.... and his hat and his.... moustache...? (The fact some of u couldn’t fathom that this was silly joke is really concerning, am I supposed to put /j after everything now🤨. Drew and Enya are bae and I don’t think the care that much😭)
yall stop :( drew has sm equally good qualities like his
@@lyk929 yeah and his
The hell is this comment💀
@@starr_grl dawg they were just joking take it easy lmao
enya chewing on that bread like its her last meal omg
dude I literally had to turn it off she’s chomping and smacking
@@arirobb and talking with her mouth full too lmao
@@arirobb yeah i could not watch this episode
@@lettydrown1221 i’m so glad y’all agree it was too much lmaoo
Literally my misophonia could not handle 🙅♀️
Drew getting all protective of his woman is so cute. Hes really bringing back manly men 🔥🤗😩
I saw Drew at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
i knew there was something off about him .....
no way
is this true, bc i can actually imagine it happening lmao
Its true i was the cashier
Ik this isn’t true but I Can very vividly imagine him doing it
drew hiding his puffbar behind the skinny ass mic every week always makes me laugh
LMFAAOOOOO
I JUST NOTICED IT WAS THERE HELP
wym??he literally said he quit lol.....
the only emergency y’all should be worrying about is drew’s receding brain functionality
that ship has already sailed diva
@@_z10n1x DIVAA😭😭
FRRRR💀
It’s his degenerative brain disease (all of them)
@@_z10n1x it it sunk too
Whenever Ky responds or talks, it literally sounds like god himself is talking because his voice literally appears from nowhere. He also sounds like their self consciousness in their head or something lol
no fucking way drew got a colonoscopy at 12 years old and this is the first we're hearing about it😭😭
1:25 into this episode and drew is already saying the words “boofing ketamine”
I am dying at this
i love rewatching the old eps when i'm coming back from college, the only downside being i just burst out laughing in public and look like a freak
me ong i listen to them at work i just be bursting out little laughs here and there while people look at me like 😐
i literally did the same thing today
me in class😭😭
happens to the best of us😭
literally same I have to hold in my laughs on the bus
The way ky tries so hard to make enya laugh yet drew will say the most unfunny thing and she’ll crack up
Enya: I’m not taking over the counter medication bc they’re bad for you
Also enya: *smokes cigarettes*
Cigarettes arent bad for u tho
Cigarettes are natural we don’t know what’s in NyQuil
@@quinnydoll you must be sniffing crack if u think cigarettes are natural. Something that’s natural doesnt stain your lungs black.
@@quinnydoll
Look at the back of a fucking nyquil bottle thats whats in it
“Cigarettes are natural”…….. yall need to get a grip
enya always wondering why she is sick as she put her piece of bread on her iphone
the way drew was rubbing literally confirms that when he would shit the poop particles got stuck under his nails and got SMOOTHERED into his eye.
😭😭😂he deadass was rubbing his fingers together, fidgeting right before he proceeded to dig out his eye
i cant believe its gotten to the point in watching this for 81 weeks where the phrase massaging poop out like a gogurt does not phase me
the way drew’s legs twirl around reminds me of that video of slugs having sex
Enya’s hair is getting saurrr long and luscious and slay 😘
i’m not even kidding drew is the funniest person of this generation and he doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. he’s so entertaining and funny without even trying.
drew rubbing his eye in a pattern actually took me out 💀
28:25 Drew is so cute defending Enya against those assholes
i don’t think i can finish this episode enya is like crazy
Real
😭😭😭
The spirit airlines of podcasts
i deadass need to stop watching emergency intercom while i'm eating cause the amount of times poop and fart is brought up is insane
Same 😭😭
Literallyyy at least sometimes we can get half way but this time it was instantly 😭
And porn and eggs inside someone
Someone needs to start an official “you know what it is” enya counter
Enya's hair is looking soooo healthy and beautiful.
Drew's shirt is so golfcore
enyas hair growing is making me feel euphoria
She like a chia pet
I'm crying over the way enya looked at drew rubbing his eye
What really tweaks me out is looking at a building, specifically like an apartment, and just thinking of all these people living totally separate lives, in these little boxes and rooms. In one big building, oblivious to each other. Almost like a dollhouse and it really freaks me out
drew is literally in his prophecy era with these dreams. something big is coming and its the drewth, everyone be ready.
50:59 No way on the 81st episode of this podcast did Enya have to remind us that azul is her cat
because in the last episode she was saying that new people in the comments kept thinking azul was a human being
Drew’s fear of driving next to bodies of water in a golf cart is so white
The story about the couple making fun of Enya fully made my blood boil, some people have never been punched in the mouth for thinking shit is sweet. Enya boo, you was fully serving slay boots down and I'm sorry you didn't get to see crusties clocked in the jaw that night
16:09-16:18 gotta be in Drew’s top ten moments ever
always watch these while im eating or shitting, a sign of seriously good entertainers
I had an endoscopy when i was 5 because i would fake stomach aches twice a week to stay home from school. first time i tried anesthesia and i’ve been chasing that high ever since
that mean boy and mean girl bar situation with enya made me so mad like i'm her friend lmaoo like i literally wanna push them off a cliff- OOP- oopsies
Im gonna overdose with this episode
17:05 drew describing this freaked me out bc that was EXACTLY how popular girls were in middle school
39:41 THATS MY TIKTOK THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I LOVE YOU
the first part of this episode is legit just kindergarten snack time with the weirdo kids
the food is a physical manifestation and representation of how they eat and serve every episode
the way emergency intercom fully consumes me now LMAO nah i be watching this at all hours of the day and that's NOT an understatement 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I love how Drew’s attempt to talk about something less gross was his stinky fuckin uggs segment
Whenever drew talks about his dreams I am so intrigued. I wish he'd put out a solo podcast or more solo content, I really appreciate his mind.
Or a trip to the psychiatrist …😊😊
This is the first episode I've ever heard. You had me at fentanyl lollipops.
35:50 i LOSE IT whenever drew makes this face like why is his side eye so lethal
No the baby theory is actually SO true 😭 I’ve been getting so many cute toddler tiktoks that genuinely have made me rethink about having kids. I have a whole folder now on tiktok LOLL
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ENYA SLAPPING DREW😭
enya's fashion victim comment was such a slay
I love eating and watching this podcast. Best combo
i was sitting here guarding waiting for u guys to upload bc my brain NEEDS to be rotting more or it just doesn’t feel right and i can’t move on with my friday.
both entra and droob look amazing in this sode ❤
weekly dose of emergency intercom is what I need rn
*Ky in the saddest voice ever: "well it's cool that I have sex..."
the fact that this godforsaken podcast has become an essential part of my life is probably concerning but idgaf!
i love that yall's freakouts are just existentialist theory 😭 like i have read that exact dissociative phenomenon in sum shit by sartre
drew can remember his dreams like they're his reality but cant remember that he's straight
im literally choking at 37:55 😭😭😭
seriously we need an episode where y’all body snatch each other and do a full episode pretending to be each other
Idk if anybody will get this, but drew is dressed up like a British farmer
lmaoooo this is the funniest comment
Drew saying “pre-constipation era” is iconic af
i was sat opposite the people making fun of enya at the bar and as soon as i heard enya call them out quietly then leave i stood up and started a bar fight with them because i have been told by smart people that you always obey a queen and they weren't obeying, so i made them obey my fists and they pooped their pants i swear
Enya feeling upset that she was being made fun of when that’s literally all they do to other people lol
literally like….
Insecurity
Drew’s dreams are actually so crazy like I feel like maybe he is spiritual in a way cuz wtf
found someone catfishing as drew on grindr in my area... just thought I'd share
The dressing comment had me laughing for 5 minutes straight 36:41
I love how enya tries to be nonchalant and slick about showing her shoes
what shoes are these?:o
they way my dad got personally described at 4:15 LMAO
the way they improved on the slapping is crazy
I’m so glad that they both can explain that “feeling too real” feeling. I one time was sitting beside my roommates cat and realized that she’s a real animal that can’t talk and I’m a human and I started questioning my whole existence and I started freaking out. I watched that movie with Ryan Reynolds “free guy”
And I had anxiety the whole movie because of the “what if a video game became real life” concept freaked me the fuck out
enya knew what she was doing when she propped her foot up at 9:09, those shoes are fire as hell
Drew is literally on dmt when he sleeps
enya the ppl who were mocking u are jealous bc they don’t own stylish clothes and ppl love to hate beautiful women
every time one of my coworkers vape falls out of their pocket, i think of drew
i also need to go to paris with pedro pascal and oscar isaac like i NEEEEEED those baguettes
When you both talked about things feeling real or not feeling real and all that, I’ve been feeling like that sm too! Really makes me feel insane but here we are
45:52 I am convinced Drew’s voice fully faded out for enya and she was thinking 0 thoughts for about 30 seconds here
i dreamt a new episode would come out today 🙏🏼
I need Ky and Drew to do to me what those cameras did to Drew.
No, because I want that
real.
THE JEFF BUCKLEY CLOSER ENYA ATEEEEEE
also drew talking about beating that guy was actually very sweet
I relate to drew talking about suing the hospital because when I was a teenager I had to get a MRI of my spine because I have a high risk of my spine tethering as I get older. we couldn’t get it done until the insurance company approved it, but they wouldn’t do it which was very scary considering if I did have a tethered spine it could cause me to lose control of parts of my body without surgery (which already put me at a high risk of things like paralysis). after months of waiting for approval my mom said she’d sue the insurance company and if we won the money would go to me. they eventually approved it (I’m pretty sure she threatened them) and honestly I was kinda sad we didn’t get to sue them because I could’ve used that money for shit I really didn’t need. anyways my results came back clear so it was all for nothing LMFAO.
28:25 LMAOOO THE CUT
it's so comforting hearing drew talk about his dreams because I frequently have insane and super fucked up dreams and I've never met anyone who can relate
at this point drew is traveling in his dreams
that bar story literally made my blood boil. enya, next time, DONT BE THE BIGGER PERSON!! THEY NEED TO BE HUMBLED AND FAST!!!
thank you for coming out as an anti marvel podcast! i've been saying this but it needs to be heard by the masses
I had the same stomach thing a couple years ago! My mom told me that the first thing I said when I woke up was "Did you guys clean the camera off before putting it down my throat?" and they all just laughed at me 🤣
Enya went from drew you’re crazy there’s no gas leak to full blown manic I been thinking about that
love the kiko's Enya!
enya was so real at the end for putting drew in his place about jeff buckley
idk why I ordered food and sat down to watch this.. I lost 😞
you guys are like english teachers if they could fully speak their minds to their students
no because i’ve been having these freak out moments too ??? 💀😭😭 42:27
me waiting for what my response would’ve been and then of course drew comes through : 29:45
yesss i have something to watch as i skip class to cry in the bathroom 🥳🥳🤩😍
I miss coming to this podcast late so I could listen to 4 episodes a day at work
We need to get them brainscans
i could listen to drew talking about his dreams for hours.. like damn