Continued Sir David voice, "This only happens on hot days, we may never see the likes of this again. Note the lack of emotional support hay. With it, this may never have happened." Thanks for letting me riff off your comment
That started out as the laziest fight until it turned into a ball-biter with Jason wearing Michael like a scarf until Michael tapped out with the classic downward alpaca move. Keith and Doug turned it into a bonzo gonzo. All because Jason didn't want to spoon with Michael.
Lol, I've got two human children. That's how I talk to them, but the second my son, daughter, or my daughters cat begin to hassle my Lil chorkie, Lulu, it's on! Lmao🤣❤️🤣 My heart did ache when the sweet lil sh*t michael started crying.😅😂😢
@@debragange309 So I'm assuming Amanda has their teeth cared for, so no one loses a weiner? I truly don't know. That would be death so I'm thinking she must.
Llamas make funnier noises, I’ve been around alpacas and llamas. But I prefer llamas due to their eyes being higher up, but they can also be more aloof than alpacas.
They are far more furocious than I expected. Michael biting Jason's neck; Jason smothering Michael in pins to the ground and sparring like a cross between mustangs and giraffes. That was some rough play. I see Doug made sure Amanda was safe.
Dominance looks different in all animals. Alpaca just happen to be very very vocal and rather violent, which most don’t expect for prey animals/herbivores.
Jason is quite the cage fighter. Michael is the guy everyone tells to stop fighting but he just keeps going. The other friends try to get a punch in. I've seen it before, Jason wipes the spit off his face and goes in for another beer.
WoW! My first alpaca wrestling match has left me shaken and disturbed. The scarf move and spitting are awesome in their own right, but circumcision attempts add a special flavor to the drama!
Looked like a professional Greco Roman wrestling match for a bit ..but did you see Keith look from between the trees at Amanda like a stressed out babysitter..."I can't make them stop ..you come make these kids stop it!!"
It's giving annoy sibling energy Jason: Can't I have one moment alone without you messing with me? Thr others when it gets REAL: MOM!! HE'S HURTING ME! MOM! Mom: fork around and find out...
Michael reminds me of the dragon in The Never Ending Story 😁 He also reminds me of my youngest who is great at starting fights with her brothers but then spends most of it screaming for help once it all gets going. I too respond with “you brought it on yourself” 💁♀️
I can imagine ur neighbors sitting outside and wondering who is strangling someone with Michael's high pitched screams 😂😂🤣 i love ur farm and the personalities
Who knew alpacas could be such a pain in the neck (Pun intended)? When it was all over, just like kids, they both had such an innocent look & only the heavy breathing gave them away. They're so very adorable for being so temperamental. Never a dull moment!❤🙂
I like to roll around in the dirt too, but my wife gets really mad! To my understanding, the argument is over who gets the toy in the McDonald's Happy Meal. Now if the farm owner (ahem!) wasn't so cheap and bought a Happy Meal for each of them, this dispute could have been avoided... It is fortunate that alpacas weren't packin', or we'd all need to take cover!!! 🥰
"You make a better door than a window." My Mom used to say that all the time!😂 I must have been in the way a lot. This was fun to watch. Michael sure loves pulling chains!❤
Michael's head armor allowed him to hang in the fight with Jason longer, but if it wasn't for Keith, Michael would've taken the L in the first couple of minutes. 😊
Poor Michael. You know that saying "a couple of bricks shy of a full load" I think Michael is missing the whole truck. Lol but he's so sweet heart sometimes
Michael instigated this one! How generous of Keith to share the braincell with Michael on this day so he could enjoy some brother bonding wrestling time 🥰🤣 Then poor Keith has to come to the rescue again and try to get that braincell back so he can get back his peace and quiet 😂
😂😂Michael screaming like me the youngest sibling is TOO FUNNEH! 😂 Keith stepping in as the mediator to protect Michael is too cute🥺 and Jason with the crazy look in his eye at the end as of he would have taken Amanda too is HILARIOUS😂😂😂
Michael May ultimately not agree, but it was fun to see the alpacas interacting so actively. It looked to me like Keith was coming in at Michael's defense.
Jason was clearly the winner.... wearing Michael around like he was a furry scarf... then pinning him down by the neck... then made Michael run away screaming... Lol...i love Jason!!
😂😂 Michael screaming for help after he started it, hilarious great technique by Jason definitely experienced in the neck slam, he really wiped Michael’s mullet in it. Bravo a brilliant display of shite I didn’t mean it Jason, please stop. 😂
Jason has the patience of a saint until he can't deal with it no more! Then he gets the fire in those big brown eyes and it's on...f*** with Jason and find out. I love him so much...❤ Big smoochies😘😚
You have to love the way the chooks scattered and the other animals came in for a good look. Like the neighbours watching a street fight. The donkey was very amused.
In the voice of David Attenborough: “And here we see something not often captured in the wild-the exchange of the one shared brain cell.”
Passed around like a pregnant hippo. and with all the grace of a leaping rhinoceros...
Continued Sir David voice, "This only happens on hot days, we may never see the likes of this again. Note the lack of emotional support hay. With it, this may never have happened." Thanks for letting me riff off your comment
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Hahahaaa. So true! Hehehee
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That started out as the laziest fight until it turned into a ball-biter with Jason wearing Michael like a scarf until Michael tapped out with the classic downward alpaca move. Keith and Doug turned it into a bonzo gonzo. All because Jason didn't want to spoon with Michael.
I think I'll hire you for the next fight. You get an announcer award 🏆.
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R U READY TO TUMBLE......!!!!
Best comment!!
@@LindaC616 I think I saw actual wrestling moves being performed.! Except maybe the neck thing.
I just watched _Nacho Libre_ again and Michael does bear a striking resemblance to Esqueleto. They even scream the same.
Jason does not skip neck day.
no he sure doesn't...🤣 Michael wanted that smoke and Jason gave it to him. 🤣
😂😂😂Lol
Michael never skip skip day
@@poutinedream5066😂
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You can tell Amanda is an experienced mother. "You brought this on yourself, Michael." Screaming for help don't even faze her.
Yeah I am Gen X and that sounded like our mothers.
Cold....very cold.
Lol, I've got two human children. That's how I talk to them, but the second my son, daughter, or my daughters cat begin to hassle my Lil chorkie, Lulu, it's on! Lmao🤣❤️🤣
My heart did ache when the sweet lil sh*t michael started crying.😅😂😢
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Honestly I could be such a spoiling (is that the word?) Mother 😢 those tiny horse-like sounds are enough to melt my heart 🥺
It's kind of like a stoic and skilled judo grappling match except it's two alpacas trying to bite each other's weiners off.
Ifvtheur tusk teeth aren't trimmed that's exactly what they do.
Oh, is that what they were doing? 😂
@NARWALINVASION, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ronda Rousey would be so proud!! ❤😂🎉
@@debragange309 So I'm assuming Amanda has their teeth cared for, so no one loses a weiner? I truly don't know. That would be death so I'm thinking she must.
For the longest time I never knew what an alpaca sounded like.
I know, intriguing!! Sounded like some exotic zoo Bird ?!?!
@@CalamityJAD3 Or a broken horse😅😅
Llamas make funnier noises, I’ve been around alpacas and llamas.
But I prefer llamas due to their eyes being higher up, but they can also be more aloof than alpacas.
I gotta give Jason credit. He whooped Michael’s butt on this one. Too bad that with only one brain cell, Michael won’t remember it. 😂
The first half of the video is the fck around part. The last half is the find out part. Jason for the win!!!😂😂😂
Michael- lookin like a drunk Elvis with those sideburns 😂
Hahaaaaa 🤣😂.. love it
He looks like m.j in the 80's! Eee hee!
@@goldeneagle99 🤣🤣so true
They are far more furocious than I expected. Michael biting Jason's neck; Jason smothering Michael in pins to the ground and sparring like a cross between mustangs and giraffes. That was some rough play. I see Doug made sure Amanda was safe.
Dominance looks different in all animals.
Alpaca just happen to be very very vocal and rather violent, which most don’t expect for prey animals/herbivores.
He may not be the smartest or the best looking or smelling or strongest, but I sure do love me some Michael.😂❤😂
Michael was a little snot! Poor Jason just wanted a nap. Think Michael learned from this? Hahaha-no. 😂
Michael, if you can't take it, don't dish it. 😂😂😂😂😂
Jason is quite the cage fighter. Michael is the guy everyone tells to stop fighting but he just keeps going. The other friends try to get a punch in. I've seen it before, Jason wipes the spit off his face and goes in for another beer.
Who knew an alpaca mma battle would spawn some of the best comments I have read in quite some time! Sandra this is fantastic! God bless you Amanda ❤🙏
Yeeeesss!! ❤😂🎉
WoW! My first alpaca wrestling match has left me shaken and disturbed. The scarf move and spitting are awesome in their own right, but circumcision attempts add a special flavor to the drama!
Omgawd 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Love how a simple afternoon roll in the sand turned in WWF Llama style.🙄🤣😂
They are alpacas!
Horse-goats I personally prefer ❤
Looked like a professional Greco Roman wrestling match for a bit ..but did you see Keith look from between the trees at Amanda like a stressed out babysitter..."I can't make them stop ..you come make these kids stop it!!"
It's giving annoy sibling energy
Jason: Can't I have one moment alone without you messing with me?
Thr others when it gets REAL: MOM!! HE'S HURTING ME! MOM!
Mom: fork around and find out...
Michael reminds me of the dragon in The Never Ending Story 😁 He also reminds me of my youngest who is great at starting fights with her brothers but then spends most of it screaming for help once it all gets going. I too respond with “you brought it on yourself” 💁♀️
Omg, you’re soooo right!! Falkor! They even have that same goofy facial expression 😂
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Jason, in the voice of Mike Tyson..."Well keep it up and I'll wear you like a wool sweater!" 😂🤣😭☠️
Micheal was practicing for his next life as a scarf 😂
BAM!!❤😂 🔥
Michael is using the definition of work harder, not smarter.
Do not, ever, interrupt Jason's nap.
Who knew alpacas knew how to wrestle? 😂
It looked like “thumb war” 😂
They’re trying to rip each others balls off
Well that escalated slowly. I mean wow that really got out of hand slow
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Exactly!! ❤😂🎉
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Alpaca neck wrestling and alpaca chirping = alpaca relationship-building workshop. ❤
Yeees!! ❤😂🎉
I can imagine ur neighbors sitting outside and wondering who is strangling someone with Michael's high pitched screams 😂😂🤣 i love ur farm and the personalities
Jason won. He's not sure what. But damn that's one majestic mullet on Michael.
Who knew alpacas could be such a pain in the neck (Pun intended)? When it was all over, just like kids, they both had such an innocent look & only the heavy breathing gave them away. They're so very adorable for being so temperamental. Never a dull moment!❤🙂
That’s almost exactly how me & my sisters sound when we argue & fight.
Custody fight over the shared brain cell, I presume.
Bahahaha YES!! 🧠 ❤😂🎉
Jason didn't ask for any of that, but when it came to him anyway, he just started folding those angry white scarves
I had no idea alpacas sparred like that. But if I heard those sounds in the dead of night, I'd run like crazy!
How have I gone my whole life without knowing what alpacas sounds like!? Awesome😂
Amanda, please tell me you've created a UF t shirt reading "Mess with the Alpaca, you get an Alslapa"? 😅❤ You're AWESOME and inspiring, Girl.
@Useless Farm… we need a shirt. Or we will aslapa….. 😂
That would be a great shirt
Yes puhleaze!! ❤😂🎉
These alpacas got a lot of Llama drama going on... and poor senseless, oblivious, adorable Michael 😂
I love Michael’s “go to” move of wear me like a scarf…😂
I like to roll around in the dirt too, but my wife gets really mad!
To my understanding, the argument is over who gets the toy in the McDonald's Happy Meal. Now if the farm owner (ahem!) wasn't so cheap and bought a Happy Meal for each of them, this dispute could have been avoided...
It is fortunate that alpacas weren't packin', or we'd all need to take cover!!! 🥰
Never a dull moment 🤣
Thx for the wild adventure Amanda. Never know just what we will witness here 😂
I appreciate you Amanda!
I didnt know race wars were a thing among alpacas
@@vipr1142Jason is a llama
"You make a better door than a window." My Mom used to say that all the time!😂 I must have been in the way a lot.
This was fun to watch. Michael sure loves pulling chains!❤
Jason’s confidence at the end. 💪🏼😂
I just saw something I never knew I wanted to see. 💜
Michael's head armor allowed him to hang in the fight with Jason longer, but if it wasn't for Keith, Michael would've taken the L in the first couple of minutes. 😊
Saturday morning boredom between cartoons in the 70s featuring me and my sister :)
"Mess with the alpaca, you get an I'll slap ya'."🤣🤣
Pan around to Jason with the crazy eyes, and Doug pulling up to get in on the action
We going to have to come up with wrestling names for them if they keep it up. 😂
Looked like “Giant Thumb War” to me 😉
Michael refuses to give up😂😂😂 I give I give leave me alone😂😂 Jason's like come on. Thank you, I really need a good laugh today. The boys made my day❤❤
Had no idea that Alpaca relations could be so complex 😮😊
… Or sound like exotic zoo birds 🤷🏻♀️ ❤😂
How lucky you are to be able to go to a petting zoo every day. I know it’s not a petting zoo, but you get to be around some beautiful animals.
...and Karen
@@KnusperKnausAnd that small bully 🐓 (i can't remember his name) Seriously, what's wrong with birds at that farm?
That white screeching rooster chicken!! 😂❤🎉
It’s like watching Roman-Greco wrestling! With fur! 😂
Its magical, even with the weird screaming in the background. Michael was in deep thought.
1 inch deep. As deep as Michael ever goes
Poor Michael. You know that saying "a couple of bricks shy of a full load" I think Michael is missing the whole truck. Lol but he's so sweet heart sometimes
That escalated! 🤣
It looked like one big “Thumb War” 😂
Michael instigated this one! How generous of Keith to share the braincell with Michael on this day so he could enjoy some brother bonding wrestling time 🥰🤣 Then poor Keith has to come to the rescue again and try to get that braincell back so he can get back his peace and quiet 😂
Well, dang! My sweet Michael bubble has burst! I was expecting them to lay down and nap together 🤣. Apparently, you knew better!!
Lucy’s just like, “whatever, I’m having hay nachos.”
Michael got confused on how to hand over the shared brain cell. It happens.
PS - I did NOT know that’s the sound they make !!! 🥰 Amanda & Fam
Tribbles!
@@joeb4142 sounds like an exotic zoo bird 😂
Michael needs a full on bath 🛁. Jason was totally rubbing it in while Michael looked so embarrassed 😂
Loved the end. Michael pretending nothing happened and the pan to Jason unnervingly close with psycho heavy breathing. "What? You want some too?"
😂😂Michael screaming like me the youngest sibling is TOO FUNNEH! 😂 Keith stepping in as the mediator to protect Michael is too cute🥺 and Jason with the crazy look in his eye at the end as of he would have taken Amanda too is HILARIOUS😂😂😂
You need a whistle and striped black and white shirt so you can be an official referee of the alpaca games.
Let Karen referee ✋ 😂
@@CalamityJAD3 Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@CalamityJAD3
This isn't gladiators! We aim to have survivors 😂
@@sandangels73 Has a great point !!!!!
Karen as Ref!! ❤😂🎉
I think Jason is just jelly over Michael's stylin hair.
He literally grabs Michael by the hair at one point since it's the easiest thing to get a hold of hahaha
Got it, how to fight an alpaca, just hold its head on the ground.
Michael really is as special as he looks
I see Michael has taken the position of attack-loaf.
Michael is an instigator 💯
I never thought my sweet boy would be a 💩 starter.
Never a dull moment at your place! Scarf- maneuver was cute …. but biting underneath seemed problematic!
Yeah . . . that's kind of icky. 😲😳🥺
That’s just how they act if they get into the dominance side of their “fighting”.
Michael looks like a rock star with that hairstyle. So cute! 🦙
I love how sweet and innocent (and dumb) Michael and Jason look afterwards.
Ya have to give it to Michael though, he looked a whole lot dumber than Jason 🤣
This is HYSTERICAL!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 OMG is it normal that they sound like they ate throwing up?! 😂 TY for sharing and making our day! ❤
Live from Useless Farm: ALPACA WRESTLING! Featuring Mike the Unibike and Jason the Chocolate Champ. With totally non-judgemental guest referee Keith!
Jason & Michael are in training to become NCAA division 1 champions with those neck pin attempts😂
Michael May ultimately not agree, but it was fun to see the alpacas interacting so actively. It looked to me like Keith was coming in at Michael's defense.
Reminds me of thumb wrestling with mittens.
Michael says "look at me I'm a scarf!" 😂
Have your neighbors ever come over and asked to visit with your dinosaurs! 🦖🦕 They crack me up!!! ALL of your animals do!!! 🤣😂🥰😍❤️
Jason was clearly the winner.... wearing Michael around like he was a furry scarf... then pinning him down by the neck... then made Michael run away screaming... Lol...i love Jason!!
😂😂 Michael screaming for help after he started it, hilarious great technique by Jason definitely experienced in the neck slam, he really wiped Michael’s mullet in it. Bravo a brilliant display of shite I didn’t mean it Jason, please stop. 😂
It's like watching two miniature giraffes lol.
What glorious war beast, simply magnificent!
Lmbo 🤣
Alpaca WWF...you need a whistle and a striped shirt 😂
man... im dyin laughing... im just trying to breathe.... this is so funny my ribs are killing me....
Saaame!! ❤😂🎉 and the comments
They're fighting over their imaginary girlfriend 😂
That's great 😂
Yes, the Kendom needs more Barbies.
Which is secretly Karen! 😳🤣❤️
@@ElephantsRock19YESSSS!! ❤😂🎉
They Went from WWE to Ring-Around-The Rosie to 🎶 Living together in harmony 🎵 ❤
The first minute is giving me drunk friends vibes lol "I love you moree" "No, mate, I love you moree"
AMANDA THANK U FOR TAKING US ALONG ON USELESS FARM 🚜
Love that, ‘Who? Me!’ look from Michael. 😂
Establishing dominance is my guess. This was interesting; something I've never before seen.
It looked like a big “thumb war” but sounded like a bird fight ?!?!
I'm laughing so hard!! Whether or not I should be!! So funny!!😅❤
Michael looks like a lamb with a fuzzy Elmer Fudd hat.
They are so contented, so happy, so loving . . SO SILLY . . I just love them all. . .🤩😍
It’s all fun and games until someone upsets the chicken.
These comments have me rolling!! I love to watch all these fur babies. And feathers!
I've learned something new about alpaca behaviour, gosh they wrestle well.
" Two 'Pacas enter, one 'Paca leaves" Welcome to Alpaca zone
Who knew Llamas and alpacas were carnivorous! Glad you aren’t planning on breeding these two! 😂❤
Jason has the patience of a saint until he can't deal with it no more! Then he gets the fire in those big brown eyes and it's on...f*** with Jason and find out. I love him so much...❤ Big smoochies😘😚
And he can only see out of one of those big brown eyes!!!!
🎼 Everybody was kung fu fighting…
NICE
HA!!!
Michael: "I'm gonna show you who's boss, bro! Take this, and that!"
Also Michael: "MOM HELP THEY'RE BEATING ME UUUUUUUUUUP!"
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You have to love the way the chooks scattered and the other animals came in for a good look. Like the neighbours watching a street fight. The donkey was very amused.
The afternoon sillies…. I luv it!!!