If Josstice League had chapters, Chapter 1: “Hope is like your car keys” Chapter 2: “The Thirstiest Reporter in the World” Chapter 3: “What is Brunch?!” Chapter 4: “Flash fall on Diana’s Boobs” Chapter 5: “...Itchy” Chapter 6: “I Don’t Even Understand the Physics of how my Toes Hurt”
In hindsight, this movie turned out to be a blessing: Even if Zack Snyder hadn't left the project due to the tragic death of his daughter, he would have been forced to make changes to his own vision after the reception that BvS got. Now though, after this turkey flopped, Zack Snyder gets to make the movie he always wanted to make.
@@KerioFive i’m just assuming the snyder cut is gonna be worse bc i haven’t liked any of his films and i don’t think that a 4 hour one is gonna be any better
The funny thing about the Russian Family bit is that in the Snyder Cut Steppenwolf sets up his base of operations at Chernobyl. Both for Snyder to be meta, “Fine, you complain about collateral damage? Fuck it, the entire final fight will take place at the most uninhabitable place on Earth.” and for Steppenwolf to seem smarter. Then Joss comes in, changes Chernobyl to “Bizarnoff,” and throws in a family for the League to save when the entire point of setting it at a Nuclear Reactor was so civilians would be out of the immediate danger zone.
for me its in order of the worst: 1) Wonder Woman 1984 (and its leaps ahead of 2nd place which is god awful any way, get worried for rogue squadrons) 2)Justice League 3) rise of skywalker (the only star wars movies i have ever removed from my library) 4) Batman and Robin(1990s) justice league was not joss fault he was only brought in to fdulfil a edit the studio desided to make. his film making only goes to reinforce what we got was to many execs and producers who makde the rewrites and bought joss in to complete it. Dont forget ww 1984 exists and needs to be acredited apropriatly or well get a third ww with paddy writing it. keep her in the directors chair but limmit her access to story plse.
@@JasonHendry22 I didn’t find WW84 to be a terrible film. It’s not as good as the first WW but it’s not that terrible. There’s still some good moments in the film. I feel like there’s a good movie somewhere in the film.
As someone who loathes Batman v. Superman, I'm honestly looking forward to the Snyder Cut of Justice League. Even before the... allegations about you-know-who came out, this Cut of the film aged like milk.
@@kylemccrory2031 Lots of reasons. But most of them boil down to the poor script and the fact that I don't like Zack Snyder's portrayal of the DC universe (especially not Superman). I believe that Zack Snyder is a talented director, but his sensibilities as a filmmaker just aren't the right fit for the material. Snyder's movies tend to be nihilistic and gritty, which is the exact opposite of Superman. I like the ideas and concepts in Batman v. Superman, but I found the majority of them to be poorly executed. Kind of like the prequels, wherein George Lucas has excellent ideas, but needed someone to reign him in a bit and better convey his intended messages.
Having recently rewatched the Theatrical Cut of BvS and Josstice League for the first time since 2017, it absolutely blows my mind just how much they butchered his vision for the DCEU. Even if you don't like what he had in mind, you can't deny that his Director's Cuts are always better then the mandated studio edits they force into cinemas for a shorter run time. Along with Army Of The Dead, 2021 looks like it could be Snyder's year.
They didn’t get rid of the cool DC character intro, it’s just not in front of EVERY movie. David F. Sandberg confirmed he’s putting it in Shazam 2, it was in from of WW84, Bird of Prey, and THE Suicide Squad
You should be thankful that this version exists, because there would not be a 4 hour original version, and it’s also a learning lesson for future generations who will want to do another JL movie.
I also caught a bit of it a few days ago... it was even worse than I remembered. Like you said, there's no way he "tried" to make something good. The only way to make something this bad is to put actual effort into doing it that way.
I never really cared if there was a Snyder Cut back when everyone was going #release the Snyder cut. But when it was announced that it was happening I was happy. Not for me I was happy for Zack Snyder. I was happy for the fans. I was happy that they were happy.
I was tempted to watch the Joss cut before tomorrow, though I have a feeling the bad taste that would be left in my mouth would be too much to handle and ruin my excitement.
I heard that “Kal-El no!” line is still in Snyder’s cut but personally the line delivery never bothered me. It’s not perfect, but it’s not horrible in my opinion.
Closeups is the essence of Whedon shooting style. He is a TV director in the first place. The Avengers movie was filled with closeups. When we talk about the art of building a frame, Whedon is no match to Snyder. Not even close.
@@ninjanibba4259 Well judging by Snyder Cut, Bruce isn't drinking. Analyzing that he became more healthy rather self-destructive. He put the drinks away, the wine and the pills.
I just watched the Snydercut... Some things were really cool, but surprisingly there are things in Whedon´s version that are some of my favorite moments in the entire MCU (the whole scene where Batman talks to Alfred about Superman, and says: "He was way more human than me. He was able to find love, he had a family..."), among a few others. Also, there were some moments in the Snydercut that made me laugh out loud (even if they were meant to be taken very seriously). Right now, I wouldn´t be able to decide which version is worst, or better.
Having seen the greatness of the Snyder Cut, it breaks my heart to see what it was reduced into by the hands of Joss Whedon, whose works I usually enjoy.
Fun story The night I went to go see Justice League my mom decided to get Wal-Mart Takeout food(it's disgusting don't try it) afterwards. I ate some of it, got a stomach virus & wasn't able to go to school for 2 weeks! Now every time I attempt to sit down & watch JL(2017) I get PTSD.
When I first saw the film I thought it was fine but after the second viewing and the news that came out surround the film I immediately hated the film. The film looks horrendous and I can’t believe the green screen was an abomination. I honestly can’t wait to see the true version of Zack Snyder’s Justice League!
I completely agree. I have been saying for years that Joss Whedon intentionally sabotaged the 2017 Justice League and it would not surprise me if he conspired with Disney/Marvel to destroy the DCEU with a promise to get more work on the MCU.
Do you think the Snyder Cut is going to cut out all of the jokes? I mean, the Whedon reshoots are obviously out but there was also all that jokey footage that appeared in trailers that Snyder shot (and Whedon helped write if I recall correctly) that I imagine were there because the studio wanted the film to be more Avengery even before Snyder dropped out.
It's funny that after I have watched Snyder´s cut, some stuff Roby is complaining about here is actually Snyder´s stuff, and are in the movie. Stuff he says are so bad and cringe, are in the Snyder cut.
“This would be the best film of 1997” that’s an insult to the year 1997😂 itv unfortunately is airing josstice league this weekend and since I haven’t watched it since it was in the cinema, I may try to
I hope Warner Bros. will stop screwing a director's work. I can still see they try to put comedy in the Snyder cut, don't know if it was forced by the studio or Snyder planed to add it for character building
"Joss Weddon should never be left alone with women"
Apparently all the executives he worked with agreed on that statement
They all should never be left alone with women
Virgin "hope is like car keys" vs. Chad "we live in a society"
We really don’t deserve Snyder and co
@@RobyFN2169dtf fucking right
Christopher Reeve Fanboys/Boy-Scout Incarnation Fanboys: hOW dAre YoU DeSeCrAtE oUr lORd aNd SaViOuR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Why would you shoot that?!" That sums up the whole Josstice League movie pretty well.
😁👍
snyder Said the josstice league Is canon so....
@@RebornVengeancex no lol WB said it was Canon. Snyder said the fans say its canon
@@ndo533 snyder dont matter so who cares
@@RebornVengeancex You do apparently
If Josstice League had chapters,
Chapter 1: “Hope is like your car keys”
Chapter 2: “The Thirstiest Reporter in the World”
Chapter 3: “What is Brunch?!”
Chapter 4: “Flash fall on Diana’s Boobs”
Chapter 5: “...Itchy”
Chapter 6: “I Don’t Even Understand the Physics of how my Toes Hurt”
Fuckin A
Accurate
Epilogue: "A League of Our Own"
(Okay that sounds way too epic to be in josstice league)
Noice 👍👍👍
Ok this had me lmao. But also very sad that this was allowed to happen by the Imbeciles at Warner snd the WB
In hindsight, this movie turned out to be a blessing:
Even if Zack Snyder hadn't left the project due to the tragic death of his daughter, he would have been forced to make changes to his own vision after the reception that BvS got. Now though, after this turkey flopped, Zack Snyder gets to make the movie he always wanted to make.
Great point
Exactly.
Bet it’ll still be meh
@@Geywilliamjohnson432 no
@@Geywilliamjohnson432 haha no people are enjoying it rn
I'm glad Snyder got the chance to finish his project. Not a lot of people get a do over.
it’s like when you get a do over in class and somehow it’s even fucking worse
@@buttsmagee what's worse?...
@@KerioFive i’m just assuming the snyder cut is gonna be worse bc i haven’t liked any of his films and i don’t think that a 4 hour one is gonna be any better
@@buttsmagee with the amount of time and passion he's put in, I think it will be his best movie
@@buttsmagee it good I just watched it
"They way this movie creates artificial drama is so stupid" Classic Joss Whedon, thinking he can just use DC characters with Marvel characterizations.
Neb Affleck is my favorite actor
I legit searched for neb affleck
The funny thing about the Russian Family bit is that in the Snyder Cut Steppenwolf sets up his base of operations at Chernobyl. Both for Snyder to be meta, “Fine, you complain about collateral damage? Fuck it, the entire final fight will take place at the most uninhabitable place on Earth.” and for Steppenwolf to seem smarter.
Then Joss comes in, changes Chernobyl to “Bizarnoff,” and throws in a family for the League to save when the entire point of setting it at a Nuclear Reactor was so civilians would be out of the immediate danger zone.
🤦🤦
"Bizarnoff"? bizarre enough, really Whedon?!
Not to mention there were people running away by foot, but to him the closest civilians were the ones who fled in a truck. Dude what
Cavill's delivery of "IS THIS GUY STILL BOTHERING YOU" just kills me, it sounds like it belongs in the Bee Movie somehow
Didn't think anyone could sum up my thoughts on Josstice League any better 😅
The only movies I hate with a passion:
- Rise of Skywalker
- Lion King 2019
- Josstice League
suicide squad
I totally agree with your list
for me its in order of the worst:
1) Wonder Woman 1984 (and its leaps ahead of 2nd place which is god awful any way, get worried for rogue squadrons)
2)Justice League
3) rise of skywalker (the only star wars movies i have ever removed from my library)
4) Batman and Robin(1990s)
justice league was not joss fault he was only brought in to fdulfil a edit the studio desided to make. his film making only goes to reinforce what we got was to many execs and producers who makde the rewrites and bought joss in to complete it. Dont forget ww 1984 exists and needs to be acredited apropriatly or well get a third ww with paddy writing it. keep her in the directors chair but limmit her access to story plse.
I’ll drink to that
@@JasonHendry22 I didn’t find WW84 to be a terrible film. It’s not as good as the first WW but it’s not that terrible. There’s still some good moments in the film. I feel like there’s a good movie somewhere in the film.
It may have been 4 years ago, but I still annoyed I spent money to see this film in the cinema
Luckily my uncle paid for me and my cousin to see, I'm so happy i didn't in the end
I'm glad you did this video and spared me reliving Josstice League one more time
"I think Steppenwolf is a feminist" - iamthatroby
It’s incredible how the characters, tone, and levity in Avengers was so natural while it’s the complete opposite in Josstice League
#RestoreTheSnyderVerse
Can’t wait for tomorrow!
As someone who loathes Batman v. Superman, I'm honestly looking forward to the Snyder Cut of Justice League. Even before the... allegations about you-know-who came out, this Cut of the film aged like milk.
Allegations against who?
you don't like bvs?
@@kylemccrory2031 Nope. And before you ask, I've seen both the theatrical cut and extended cut (which I liked even less).
@@justinriley can I ask why?
@@kylemccrory2031 Lots of reasons. But most of them boil down to the poor script and the fact that I don't like Zack Snyder's portrayal of the DC universe (especially not Superman). I believe that Zack Snyder is a talented director, but his sensibilities as a filmmaker just aren't the right fit for the material. Snyder's movies tend to be nihilistic and gritty, which is the exact opposite of Superman.
I like the ideas and concepts in Batman v. Superman, but I found the majority of them to be poorly executed. Kind of like the prequels, wherein George Lucas has excellent ideas, but needed someone to reign him in a bit and better convey his intended messages.
I’m definitely getting the Snyder Cut on 4K Blu-ray haha
can't believe i didn't see neb affleck in ZSJL, release the ZSJL Neb Affleck Edition
Having recently rewatched the Theatrical Cut of BvS and Josstice League for the first time since 2017, it absolutely blows my mind just how much they butchered his vision for the DCEU. Even if you don't like what he had in mind, you can't deny that his Director's Cuts are always better then the mandated studio edits they force into cinemas for a shorter run time. Along with Army Of The Dead, 2021 looks like it could be Snyder's year.
I remember watching clips of Cyborg and thinking omg the cgi looks so damn bad, then it turns out wheadon removed almost all his scenes...
I'm so tired but I guess I'm watching a video essay on something I hate 🤷
Don't worry man, Zack Snyder's Justice League will put it back together
They didn’t get rid of the cool DC character intro, it’s just not in front of EVERY movie. David F. Sandberg confirmed he’s putting it in Shazam 2, it was in from of WW84, Bird of Prey, and THE Suicide Squad
unfortunately “Kal-El no” was a Snyder shot lol
i love it
It's more her accent than anything else. I guess she had a cold or smtg... she sounds so weird.
Yeah but it was a different take and it sounded better.
Different take tho
No it wasn’t that kal el shot was reshot
I discovered your channel with your BvS video, it’s been quite a journey that brought us here. See you on the other side.
Can't wait for the Snyder cut video.
you and i both!
"Let's get this $#/+ over with". 🤣
You should be thankful that this version exists, because there would not be a 4 hour original version, and it’s also a learning lesson for future generations who will want to do another JL movie.
I also caught a bit of it a few days ago... it was even worse than I remembered. Like you said, there's no way he "tried" to make something good. The only way to make something this bad is to put actual effort into doing it that way.
I am laughing so hard at this, lmao. Thank you for doing The Lord's work 😭
It was so cool of Neb Affleck to come in and fill in for his brother.
Nice catch on Neb Affleck doing that scene. I missed that on my watch. The blood in my eyes got in the way.
Thanks man, really keen to see what Neb does next!
I never really cared if there was a Snyder Cut back when everyone was going #release the Snyder cut. But when it was announced that it was happening I was happy. Not for me I was happy for Zack Snyder. I was happy for the fans. I was happy that they were happy.
Thank you random human
8:00 Roby... Batman has only had one theme
my theme
*cue 1960s Batman theme
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
I was tempted to watch the Joss cut before tomorrow, though I have a feeling the bad taste that would be left in my mouth would be too much to handle and ruin my excitement.
Which is why I watched it a month ago... well only half because I couldn't handle it 😂 but Cant let there be a bad taste in my mouth before ZSJL
@@ElricZ Regretting not watching MoS and BvS before tomorrow, but those films are engrained into my head pretty well. Always time to rewatch too!
@@TCBurns I just watched MOS this morning and tomorrow morning, I'm watching BvS and ZSJL will be watched around 5pm
I am so EXCITED
@@ElricZ ideally I’d do the same! Though I think I won’t be able to stop myself putting ZSJL on straight away
I heard that “Kal-El no!” line is still in Snyder’s cut but personally the line delivery never bothered me. It’s not perfect, but it’s not horrible in my opinion.
it's a different take in Snyder's version. it's almost as if Whedon chose the worst possible take and included it in his version
Lesss goooo. Love to see you switch it up once in a while! 🔥🔥🔥
You are stronger than me man, I promised myself that I would NEVER watch the Josstice League EVER again.
You made my day with this video Roby I was laughing the entire time 😂😂😂
Josstice League (2017) is to Zack Snyder fans what The Last Airbender (2010) is to Avatar: The Legend of Aang fans.
I love your total distain for the Josstice League.
Closeups is the essence of Whedon shooting style. He is a TV director in the first place. The Avengers movie was filled with closeups. When we talk about the art of building a frame, Whedon is no match to Snyder. Not even close.
he really managed to make Snyder's amazing sets and CGI enviroments appear as if they were made with a tv budget
I love it how Bruce quit drinking after his redemption in BvS but then he pours a glass full of whiskey..
Who said he quit?
@@ninjanibba4259 Well judging by Snyder Cut, Bruce isn't drinking. Analyzing that he became more healthy rather self-destructive. He put the drinks away, the wine and the pills.
@@lonewolfgamingplus379 oh ok
I just watched the Snydercut... Some things were really cool, but surprisingly there are things in Whedon´s version that are some of my favorite moments in the entire MCU (the whole scene where Batman talks to Alfred about Superman, and says: "He was way more human than me. He was able to find love, he had a family..."), among a few others. Also, there were some moments in the Snydercut that made me laugh out loud (even if they were meant to be taken very seriously). Right now, I wouldn´t be able to decide which version is worst, or better.
DCEU?
@@nuclear_hawk Yes, sorry xDxD
Thanks for sitting through this again!
LONG HAVE I WAITED...
Having seen the greatness of the Snyder Cut, it breaks my heart to see what it was reduced into by the hands of Joss Whedon, whose works I usually enjoy.
i drank and watched this a few days ago for the last time and it was a great send off to this piece is shit 👍🏻
#SnyderCutReleased
I'm really interested to hear your thoughts on the original version of scenes that are in both Josstice League and the Snyder Cut.
Zack Snyder's Justice League sitting at 77 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes has redeemed 2021 for me.
I love the barry intro music in the video
Fun story
The night I went to go see Justice League my mom decided to get Wal-Mart Takeout food(it's disgusting don't try it) afterwards. I ate some of it, got a stomach virus & wasn't able to go to school for 2 weeks! Now every time I attempt to sit down & watch JL(2017) I get PTSD.
5:22 “Joss Whedon should never be left alone with women”
Means much more now
It’s almost a prerequisite to watch them back2back
It's happening, Rob. ITS HAPPENING.
What is brunch... if not breakfast persevering?
When I first saw the film I thought it was fine but after the second viewing and the news that came out surround the film I immediately hated the film. The film looks horrendous and I can’t believe the green screen was an abomination. I honestly can’t wait to see the true version of Zack Snyder’s Justice League!
This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen
Regular hair Roby is back! Yay!
NEB AFFLECK LMFAOOOOOOO
I completely agree. I have been saying for years that Joss Whedon intentionally sabotaged the 2017 Justice League and it would not surprise me if he conspired with Disney/Marvel to destroy the DCEU with a promise to get more work on the MCU.
Nice conspiracy theory.
After watching ZSJL, and reading his story arc for JL2 and JL3, it's clear that "somebody" leaked Snyder's script to "some" studio.
8:34 - 8:35 = I meeean, they thought we wouldn't notice Henry's CGIed no-mustache-mustache, so...
5:11 Yes, that scene is really, really awful, I can't even describe how awkard it is D:
Great Barry opening
0:08 kinda shocking they invited him to a marvel premiere months after he released this shit to the world
5:01
After seeing the Snyder cut...
This scene pisses me off so much more.
Like seriously. Comparing it with the original scene....ugh.
TFW you realise that Cyborg and Flash digging up the grave was Zack 😳
Lmaoooo
I can't wait for the snyder cut
0:56 Wait Roby... you a fan of HBO's Barry, not to be confused with DC's Barry?
Love me some Barry (hbo)
"Not impressed"
#RestoreTheSnyderverse
Do you think the Snyder Cut is going to cut out all of the jokes? I mean, the Whedon reshoots are obviously out but there was also all that jokey footage that appeared in trailers that Snyder shot (and Whedon helped write if I recall correctly) that I imagine were there because the studio wanted the film to be more Avengery even before Snyder dropped out.
yeah, I think Zack said that he would cut out the added dialogue from Geoff Johns.
It's epic in every way.
This movie is an insult to the fans.
where's your reaction to Zack Snyder's Justice League? I'm been waiting hehe
11:38 yeah, I keep wondering why they didn't just leaned into the whole "grieving angry dad" that was hinted at.
PLEASE react to the snyder cut, i need to see your thoughts!!!!!!
my review is dropping tomorrow morning :)
@@RobyFN2169dtf I LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING IT.
@@RobyFN2169dtf YESSS
It's funny that after I have watched Snyder´s cut, some stuff Roby is complaining about here is actually Snyder´s stuff, and are in the movie. Stuff he says are so bad and cringe, are in the Snyder cut.
But are a lot better with better music that makes the scenes feel less cringe
I think Neb needs to come back as the Batman if Ben doesn't want to anymore.
I'm not into hate watching but I'll happily watch you do it! 😉
“This would be the best film of 1997” that’s an insult to the year 1997😂 itv unfortunately is airing josstice league this weekend and since I haven’t watched it since it was in the cinema, I may try to
You’re my favorite RUclipsr
Virgin Josstice League vs Chad Snyder cut
*two wojacks laughing*
"he thinks the snyder cut will fix this"
Good catch @ 8:26
there is one line i liked in whedons more than snyders thats it and thats the line yeah it looked expensive
honestly it's impressive that a batman fighting a parademon in the sky directed by the guy who made the avengers so god damn bad.
Not Neb Affleck 😭😭😭
I have school tomorrow and I’m staying up just to see the Snyder cut because I was disappointed in the 2017 one 🥳
After tomorrow let's never talk about 2017 again. It's not canon.
I been hearing its gonna be a 4 hour long movie or 4 episode series does anyone know how its gonna be released?
As a movie.
@@evan450 thanks
Love this lol
“I genuinely think it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life” 😂😂😂
0:20 HOW? RT scores are fucking crazy.
How is shit shit so much higher than BvS???
Thanks for watching this so I don't have to
I highly doubt it that this will be the last time you will watch this movie.
bro i got like 8 ads during this i hope you eat good tonight
I hope Warner Bros. will stop screwing a director's work. I can still see they try to put comedy in the Snyder cut, don't know if it was forced by the studio or Snyder planed to add it for character building
It’s forced by WB.