Toni did NOT get enough credit for that fabulous & clever ass gift and ALL that effort. I would’ve screamed if my gift was ruined like that. She maintained a shocking amount of chill, esp in the face of Ryan not much caring 😭😭 girl I would’ve losttttttt it you are a trooper
I thought "yesterday's song was so good that there was no way Toni is going to do better tomorrow." And you did. You really did. Today's was the best one.
Does anyone else during the intro with Toni dancing and Ryan playing the sax, get up and dance doing Toni's dance moves? Me and hubby does every time 😂😂
I'm actually the opposite, I fast forward it because it's irritating and not very good. Love everything else about the show just can't stand the sax abomination.
Why do I feel like Toni was getting back at Ryan after he made that comment about Sophie's present being better than hers? No massage for you, Ryan! And you have to carry the chair back downstairs, too! 😂 Merry Christmas, all!! 🎄🎅
Oh no. Toni's idea for the present was soooo good. Edit: the book was such a good idea. I love how it's something so specific. You guys really know each other.
Another banger of a Christmas carol, another amazing episode. Thank you TARP Studios for a wonderful year. I only found these two a few months ago but they're already my favourite pod! To quote a wise woman at the end of each episode: love you!!
It's Christmas Eve here in the States & my calendar was delivered today, making it hands-down the best thing I'll get all season & I haven't even opened any other gifts yet. You guys are fabulous ❤😂 Edit: And I got Toni's book for Christmas from my parents. I can't wait to spend all day Christmas reading!
So happy to hear you guys are taking a holiday break! You both deserve the most special holiday season you’ve ever had. Sending everyone all my love and happiest of holiday wishes ❤️
Lowkey thought the /HeLLLOOOOOOOO/ from Toni at the beginning was referencing Hyacinth from Keeping Up Appearances Shows ya how much I've watched Mrs. Doubtfire lol
"Innies" and "Outies" are definitely genetically determined. The gene that carries the outie trait is recessive so it's much less common among all populations. Umbilical cords have conceptually been cut the same way since the beginning of time. If you've ever noticed, all babies go home from the hospital, or wherever they're born, with a tiny piece of their cord still attached to their little belly buttons and the cord usually falls off naturally or in some instances is removed by their doctor at their first checkup. So Ryan is right, Innie or Outie is just an is what it is kind of thing. Merry Christmas Toni, Ryan, and Sophie! Love you Guys! Watch you from the USA most days of the week. Love the podcast!
I just had my second round of surgery on my wrists after a stupid sober accident in july. U guys always cheer me up💕🤗💕🤗 Have a great, happy crazy xmas guys. Lookung forward to seeing you in 2025. Lots of love from a freezing cold scottish winter.( no like you lot who have your xmas in summer, lucky buggers 😂😂😂😂(
Loving Sophie's hair!!! Merry Christmas, ya'll!!! I hope you three have a wonderful vacation having fun and being happy. See you next time, kun ties!!!😁
Peace, Joy, and Merry Everything to all the TARPers out there and to you Toni & Ryan for continuing to keep us all laughing. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!! and Toni? epic pivot on the gift. That's so awful that your super cool surprise was thwarted inadvertently by Ryan... Love you...BYE!
Toni and ryan are so awesome and so hilarious. But honestly sophies brings a humour thats so good and so funny! Absolutely such a great addition to tarp
I am officially caught up on all of the episodes! I started listening in 2023. You guys are in the rotation of podcasts that help get me through my work week and keep me company while driving or doing chores. Thank you. 🫶 (Please don't get rid of TARP Confessions. It is my favorite segment!)
As a graphic designer who did a whole research paper on Helvetica, I do love Ryan's gift LOL (don't ask me how I managed to write a whole paper on a font)
It has to be fake, but the tiny Temu tree story had me laughing and rolling my eyes, the daughter not being able to sleep because they got a tiny Christmas tree is both hilarious and pathetic XD
I actually got into a pretty bad argument with my mom and brother recently over something everyone believes as fact that isn't because my brother can never be wrong.. the point they missed was it's a good idea to always double check because a lot of stuff we're taught is BS and we tend to believe it with no hesitation when it comes from people we know; we're more likely to trust people we know not to mislead us. They also aren't aware they're misleading or incorrect so they firmly believe it to be true which can be super convincing. In my case, it was over flashing headlights. For as long as i can remember, I've been taught and convinced that flashing your headlights to warn about police or deer, or to get oncoming traffic to turn down their highbeams was illegal, at least in my state. This simply is not true in Pennsylvania yet a lot of people believe it to be law.
Sophie's camera position in Tarp Tower is obviously not part of the set but honestly guys it looks like a bit of a Los Angeles homeless situation with the box covered with a blanket. Sophie deserves more.
Your set is so beautiful that every time you pan over to Sophie it just looks like youve got her locked away in a cold basement Editing to add: Sophie's sad basement needed a massage chair
Noooooo Toni’s gift was so funny. I don’t think it’s the final chapter for all those keys. You should hide them all over the place or turn them into some kind of modern art. 🖼️
At first I thought maybe it said 6cm or 6inches in the Temu website, I don't pay attention to the sizes sometimes because its usually not on the first picture, and the lady didn't notice lol but the base... Temu's fault. They knew.
26:21 Toni's fake laughs for performative content are almost perfect, just gotta work on including the eyes to make it seem more genuine for video shows
If you had 300 keys made already - then why not just change that lock again anyway? It does not matter, that they already did it - because the REAL gimmick, was the thought, and - the 300 keys!!! And then next year, get him a smart lock, that does not need a key 😉
Toni did NOT get enough credit for that fabulous & clever ass gift and ALL that effort. I would’ve screamed if my gift was ruined like that. She maintained a shocking amount of chill, esp in the face of Ryan not much caring 😭😭 girl I would’ve losttttttt it you are a trooper
Yeah I'm soft I'd be crying lol
right!!! that was a fantastic gift.
Justice for Toni! 😂❤
True. That was an amazing and hilarious gift idea and Ryan unintentionally ruined it😂
Show us the wrapped keys Toni!!!! iconic idea
Ryan's face about Sophie taking her gift home 😂
CACKLING
BILLY BRUSEAU THE 4TH WHAT AN ICON WITH THAT LAUGH
I lost it when Toni got up and you see she only holiday’d from the waist up!😂
I adore that.
Ryan slowly deflating and looking confused when Toni encouraged Sophie to take the chair home 😂
Like watching a balloon that’s got a leak sink to the ground
Secret Santa wasn't a competition but Sophie clearly won
I thought "yesterday's song was so good that there was no way Toni is going to do better tomorrow." And you did. You really did. Today's was the best one.
Does anyone else during the intro with Toni dancing and Ryan playing the sax, get up and dance doing Toni's dance moves? Me and hubby does every time 😂😂
@@dionysusshadow7668 my baby does LOL
@karlisoutar adorable 😂
cbf to actually get up but i for sure do a little wiggle every time 😂
@taylornettis1940 you can totally do the dance on a seat lol 😂
I'm actually the opposite, I fast forward it because it's irritating and not very good. Love everything else about the show just can't stand the sax abomination.
Why do I feel like Toni was getting back at Ryan after he made that comment about Sophie's present being better than hers? No massage for you, Ryan! And you have to carry the chair back downstairs, too! 😂
Merry Christmas, all!! 🎄🎅
Ryan looked so crushed hearing Toni encouraging Sophie her gift home , you could see him dreaming about getting a masage in that chair ...
The Christmas Toni special was so awesome! Thanks for spreading joy. Merry Christmas, Toni, Sophie, and Ryan.
Oh no. Toni's idea for the present was soooo good.
Edit: the book was such a good idea. I love how it's something so specific. You guys really know each other.
Another banger of a Christmas carol, another amazing episode. Thank you TARP Studios for a wonderful year. I only found these two a few months ago but they're already my favourite pod!
To quote a wise woman at the end of each episode: love you!!
Awwwwww - poor Toni. All that thought and effort and then at the last minute - bam!
It's Christmas Eve here in the States & my calendar was delivered today, making it hands-down the best thing I'll get all season & I haven't even opened any other gifts yet. You guys are fabulous ❤😂
Edit: And I got Toni's book for Christmas from my parents. I can't wait to spend all day Christmas reading!
That Helvetica book is amazing!! As a graphic designer, I fully approve!!
So happy to hear you guys are taking a holiday break! You both deserve the most special holiday season you’ve ever had. Sending everyone all my love and happiest of holiday wishes ❤️
Sophie that was fricken hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I can't bring myself to feel sorry for people who buy from Temu.😂
Lowkey thought the /HeLLLOOOOOOOO/ from Toni at the beginning was referencing Hyacinth from Keeping Up Appearances
Shows ya how much I've watched Mrs. Doubtfire lol
@packlunch As opposed to Seinfeld talking to his girlfriend's belly button. "Hel-looooow"
I really enjoyed Keeping Up Appearances! Hyacinth "Bouquet” & all her craziness. Watched it on PBS years ago.
Love that Billy was from Massachusetts as am I!
Same!
Same!!!
Same!!
I’ve been watching this podcast for a while now and it was just today, I repeat TODAY when I realized what a TARPer was 😂 Merry Christmas 🎄
Giiiiiirl they've said it so many times 😂😂😂
@ Shut up 😂 I know!! I think I even googled it 🤣🤣
Dr Toni Lodge I finished your book and I filled one of the prescriptions and already finished Rob Delaney’s book. Thank you for your service
Thank you for another wonderful year of laughter and joy. You two are legends. Merry Christmas and see you next year 🎉
ryans face when toni is telling sophie to take the chair home & ryans tryna cut in 🤣
"thanks for everyone who came in Tony's box" 29:10 😮😮😮😮😮😮 I was shocked for a second there, until the addition with the footy-game was made
RYAN’S ERAS GIFT 😭 so thoughtful!!
Happy HOLLANDAISE, Toni & Ryan!
"Innies" and "Outies" are definitely genetically determined. The gene that carries the outie trait is recessive so it's much less common among all populations. Umbilical cords have conceptually been cut the same way since the beginning of time. If you've ever noticed, all babies go home from the hospital, or wherever they're born, with a tiny piece of their cord still attached to their little belly buttons and the cord usually falls off naturally or in some instances is removed by their doctor at their first checkup. So Ryan is right, Innie or Outie is just an is what it is kind of thing. Merry Christmas Toni, Ryan, and Sophie! Love you Guys! Watch you from the USA most days of the week. Love the podcast!
I just had my second round of surgery on my wrists after a stupid sober accident in july.
U guys always cheer me up💕🤗💕🤗
Have a great, happy crazy xmas guys. Lookung forward to seeing you in 2025.
Lots of love from a freezing cold scottish winter.( no like you lot who have your xmas in summer, lucky buggers 😂😂😂😂(
Loving Sophie's hair!!! Merry Christmas, ya'll!!! I hope you three have a wonderful vacation having fun and being happy. See you next time, kun ties!!!😁
Happy holidays!!! Yall are awesome!
"the pip eras tour". I'm not a Taylor swift fan, but I would pay to go to Pippa's tour.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!! HAVE A GREAT FESTIVE SEASON ALL ❤❤❤
Thanks for an awesome year! So grateful to have been part of it along the way. See you next year!
6:03 right after this a TEMU ad popped up 😂 I'm dying 😂
Mele Kalikimaka 🤙🏽and Hau’oli Makahikihou Toni and Ryan!
(Merry Christmas and Happy New Year)
Peace, Joy, and Merry Everything to all the TARPers out there and to you Toni & Ryan for continuing to keep us all laughing. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!! and Toni? epic pivot on the gift. That's so awful that your super cool surprise was thwarted inadvertently by Ryan... Love you...BYE!
Toni and ryan are so awesome and so hilarious. But honestly sophies brings a humour thats so good and so funny! Absolutely such a great addition to tarp
25:06 lmfao Ryan looks so fucked off by Sophie bringing that home 😂😂
I love eating Brookside, chocolate covered pomegranates. 😋
I knew IMMEDIATELY that was the Mrs. Doubtfire “hello!”
This is the first ep I've actually watched... normally I listen at 1.5x speed on Spotify so the song being slow was SHOCKING
🎉 likewise!
I thought Ryan was pretty clear about loving the gift he received. I don’t understand why Toni didn’t know he loved it.
I am officially caught up on all of the episodes! I started listening in 2023. You guys are in the rotation of podcasts that help get me through my work week and keep me company while driving or doing chores. Thank you. 🫶
(Please don't get rid of TARP Confessions. It is my favorite segment!)
Y’all are my best friends from across the ocean
Ahhh have the best holiday you guys!! You deserve it!
Happy holidays you absolute legends
Merry Christmas from England ❤
I love you guys so much! Happy Holidays! 🎉 see you next year!
Merry Christmas Toni and Ryan
As a graphic designer who did a whole research paper on Helvetica, I do love Ryan's gift LOL (don't ask me how I managed to write a whole paper on a font)
I wish you both would come to the sunny coast as I would love to see you both but I can’t travel anymore maybe 1 day ❤ you all
Thanks for all the giggles this year, I hope you both enjoy your time away. ❤
Did you say the temu ladies name was Tish Hughes… tissues 😂😂😂😂
My Aunty Anne was the best ❤ . Respect for the Aunty Annes 😊❤😂
My Mom was an Anne and all of her nieces said she was the best Aunty ever.
My Dad's sister was my Aunty Ann (no e) and well... she wasn't much fun lol
@ must be the e on the end that makes the aunty :-) great
As a woman who's sister just had a son I am excited to be a drunk uncle this year lmfaooooo
Yes ik I'm an aunt it's a joke ❤
What a podcast to end the year (unless you’re a Champion TARPer 😉) LOVED IT!!! Toni your shorts were fucking amazing!!
I would have let Toni change my locks again to make the joke work ❤
It has to be fake, but the tiny Temu tree story had me laughing and rolling my eyes, the daughter not being able to sleep because they got a tiny Christmas tree is both hilarious and pathetic XD
Happy Holidays Toni and Ryan and Sophie.. Wishing you guys all the best for 2025 and stay safe and Cheers guys..😊🎄🎁👌☃💙
Actually got to like the video before it got over 200 likes for once! Love you guys. Keep bein f****** legends!
What am I going to do without you guys?! 😫 You guys deserve some time off though so enjoy it!
Happ Holidays! I loveeeeee the podcast!❤❤🫡
I actually got into a pretty bad argument with my mom and brother recently over something everyone believes as fact that isn't because my brother can never be wrong.. the point they missed was it's a good idea to always double check because a lot of stuff we're taught is BS and we tend to believe it with no hesitation when it comes from people we know; we're more likely to trust people we know not to mislead us. They also aren't aware they're misleading or incorrect so they firmly believe it to be true which can be super convincing.
In my case, it was over flashing headlights. For as long as i can remember, I've been taught and convinced that flashing your headlights to warn about police or deer, or to get oncoming traffic to turn down their highbeams was illegal, at least in my state.
This simply is not true in Pennsylvania yet a lot of people believe it to be law.
Happy Holiday yall! ❤🌞🎉🦘🦘🦘🦘
I don’t know what I’m gonna do for the next 2 weeks!!
Merry Christmas from North Carolina here in the US❤❤❤
Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 love yas
Sophie's camera position in Tarp Tower is obviously not part of the set but honestly guys it looks like a bit of a Los Angeles homeless situation with the box covered with a blanket. Sophie deserves more.
Poor Sophie, that was so awkward. 😅😅
Edit** i woke up today still thinking about that.
Your set is so beautiful that every time you pan over to Sophie it just looks like youve got her locked away in a cold basement
Editing to add: Sophie's sad basement needed a massage chair
I think Sophie needs her own little space set off with a divider or something behind her that she can decorate and make fun :)
20:33 is breaking my heart
Toni was so sure Ryan wouldn't get get it handled that she locked in her gift 4 mos in advance.
Not the Temu Christmas Tree COMPOFACE!!! HAHAHAH
My first thought 😂😂😂😂 definitely a compo face
@ it’s the side by side cuddle no emotion faces haha. I piss myself
Oh, hey! I'm from Chicopee too! :)
Our year 8 history teacher told us the Vikings took methamphetamine before they went on raids and that was a fact in my mind until I was like 20
Hey Guys 🌻🍃🏵️❤️💛💚 the Jimjams & Slides 👍🌈🌊🌺☀️🌴✌️💚😎
I’ve never had a house key as the kids had the front door keys as they always got home before me.
Merry Summer all❣✌
What I‘m going to do the next 2 weeks? 😅 Nah guys, you deserve that break! Luckily I still have some episodes left from late 2021,2022,2023 and 2024 😂
Right!?
I love yall
Noooooo Toni’s gift was so funny. I don’t think it’s the final chapter for all those keys. You should hide them all over the place or turn them into some kind of modern art. 🖼️
drinking hollandaise is not far from drinking eggnog in my book 😂🤮❤
I can't tell whether they are serious about drinking hollandaise sauce straight.😂😂😂 is that a thing.😯
Deffs not lol 😂
I don't know but it tastes so good to me that I sometimes feel I could just drink it. But if I did, I'd automatically get very sick lol
Someone close to my hometown! Let’s fucken go!
You three... *splutterlaughs*
Is Toni really a doctor?
Genuine question no disrespect, I love yall!!
Her MyerOne loyalty card came with the title Dr instead of Miss ... so basically yes shes a doctor... 😂😂
@ thank you for sharing!!
Dr Toni it is! 🤣🤣
Woohooo have a great holiday ❤❤ weekend and
Holy Helvetica!
At first I thought maybe it said 6cm or 6inches in the Temu website, I don't pay attention to the sizes sometimes because its usually not on the first picture, and the lady didn't notice lol but the base... Temu's fault. They knew.
26:21 Toni's fake laughs for performative content are almost perfect, just gotta work on including the eyes to make it seem more genuine for video shows
If you had 300 keys made already - then why not just change that lock again anyway? It does not matter, that they already did it - because the REAL gimmick, was the thought, and - the 300 keys!!! And then next year, get him a smart lock, that does not need a key 😉
Man I have never seen Toni pissed off & passive aggressive. The vibe was off this episode.
merry xmas
Tish Hughes?
💜❤💜❤💜❤💚
OY OY OY🎉
There are books about fonts! thats incredible. I hate Comic Sans
Sophie deserves a raise. She's funnier than you two!
With how crappy temu is, why does anyone still order anything from them.