"Sir, when you speak, all I hear is the sound of cities burning, nightmares crying, and dogshit wearing deodorant. You are a poor excuse for a sentient being. Leave my office."
You still have a lot of memes to discover. Some cartoons in (post-)Soviet culture have been being memes for around half a century and even more. This one is not Soviet btw, it was made when the Union was collapsing. But the people were still the same during that time.
I found it from Cr1tikal and thought it’d be kind of stupid but surprisingly I like it a lot. I looked up the English translations of the episodes and thoroughly enjoyed them. Shame that there’s only 4 episodes (that we know of)
Russian lyrics: Капитан, гроза преступных кланов , знают все его за океаном. Рашн супер (Russian super)! Капитан Пронин - мастер розыска, любитель погоней. Кэптен Пронин( Captain Pronin) - сыщик ас, знают даже дети. Обеспечит высший класс - супер детектив. Кэптен Пронин(Captain Pronin) - Супер стар (Super star), знают все на свете. День и ночь за нас с тобой он ведёт незримый бой. Kapitan , groza pristupnyh klanov, znayut vse ego za okeanom. Russian super. Kapitan Pronin - master rozyska, lyubitel' pogonej. Captain Pronin - syschik as, znayut dazhe deti. Obespechit vysshij klass - super detektiv. Captain Pronin - super star, znayut vse na svete. Den' i noch' za nas s toboj on vedyot nezrimyj boj.
Well, this song was made by Russian electro-band Car-Man, so, maybe they have a better version of this song, but I think, they will probably ignore you.
Nah, it was kinda shitty barely animated point-and-click adventure and it won't work on modern PCs. You can google it as "Капитан Пронин. Один против всех" - but it doesn't worth it.
it was made around the time the iron curtain fell, so all of the western stuff suddenly started flowing in, and this cartoon was their coping mechanism, which is why there are so many western references in it.
EXACTLY! I'm not Russian, don't understand a word of the language, but I've seen the cartoon and I know Captain Pronin is a JoJo character. If he can't be the season's JoJo, at least somebody needs to let him be a JoBro.
"Sir, when you speak, all I hear is the sound of cities burning,
nightmares crying, and dogshit wearing deodorant. You are a poor excuse for a sentient being. Leave my office."
Imagine if Captain Pronin and Dr Livesey had a fight to the death. There's no telling who wins that one.
The kings of Russian bootlegs
now that dr livesey is a meme, pronin has to become one too so they can indeed fight to the death
@@oldcomrade_5825 Nah.
@@Michael_Sangworthand why bootleg?
@@hummakawula pronin is a parody/knockoff of all the American action movies
This is the greatest theme song of All Time
When you're playing CSGO and the Russian guy is killing it
that guy is most likely on amphetamines ✊😔
he did it for the greater good.
By Spetsnaz.
- А так можешь?
- Могу!
Блин, очень смущают такие комментарии от вас , приятненько.
Мир вам друзья !
CAPTAIN PRONIN SUPER STAR
JoeSTAR
@@unclechayka1178 STAR PRONIN
Znayut vse na svete...
To quote Cr1tikal
"What the fuck this isn't an automobile"
Crack. Heroine. Marijuana.
These were all substances the producers had when designing this cartoon
lmao BIG jump from crack and heroine to fucking weed
Blue357 you think pronin would have let them use such heinous things? no he would have entered our reality and destroyed them
they forgot their shopping list to their lead artists table so it became the tagline
the real substance order is :
Heroine , Marijuana , Crack .
Proof : ruclips.net/video/NehCz5yt64A/видео.html
@@jokelol2883 I like that he basically inhaled it to tell what it is. Lmao
"This isn't an automobile. This looks like a background dancer from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood music video."
Get the fuck out of here carman! Welcome to the world of refrigeration!
This isn't an Trainz Modeler. This look like another TTTE shitposter.
"Oh fuck my weapon! Oh fuck my abdomen! Oh he's got some moves! My cranium, shit! Only an amateur needs his head to win a fight!
are those guns made out of soap? pronin outski
If I had a nickle for everytime a soviet cartoon was a meme I would have two nickles
You still have a lot of memes to discover. Some cartoons in (post-)Soviet culture have been being memes for around half a century and even more. This one is not Soviet btw, it was made when the Union was collapsing. But the people were still the same during that time.
@@fasol1998Interesting. Thanks.
this songs so goddamn funky i love it so much
oh hello
I unironically listen to this song on the way to work it's a banger
I don't need coffee in the morning. I just break a brick on my head and say "I can do it! oO"
This is your money. Give me your smoking!
No smoking, you give me very little money!
I swear it was "better, legal money" but hey. I gots no clue ether way.
"No sir. Smoke this."
Alright. Take this, Moses.
*obliterates brick over Moses’ head*
The subtitles say "kurtku" which means smoking jacket.
"Captain Pronin" That's the name of the person who is going to save us all
If America has mighty Arnold Schwarzenegger, Proud Soviet Russia has godlike Captain Pronin
@@sherlockk1000 Schwarzenegger is austrian
Captain pronin is post soviet
This is one nostalgia trip considering i used to watch this on my grandma's old tv every summer as a kid 💀
This slaps harder than it needs to
I didn't know Captain is so damn popular lol
Pronin became famous because of cr1tikal, but tbh I've learned to enjoy the show in itself. Great stuff, very 90s Russia.
@@pmcshow44 also because of Joel Vinesauce
I found it from Cr1tikal and thought it’d be kind of stupid but surprisingly I like it a lot. I looked up the English translations of the episodes and thoroughly enjoyed them. Shame that there’s only 4 episodes (that we know of)
you mean mr Fecal funny?@@0bstrctdmvmnt
Всё ясно: героин, марихуана, крэк.
why is this catchy
Why can't I stop listening to it
Russian lyrics:
Капитан, гроза преступных кланов , знают все его за океаном.
Рашн супер (Russian super)!
Капитан Пронин - мастер розыска, любитель погоней.
Кэптен Пронин( Captain Pronin) - сыщик ас, знают даже дети.
Обеспечит высший класс - супер детектив.
Кэптен Пронин(Captain Pronin) - Супер стар (Super star), знают все на свете.
День и ночь за нас с тобой он ведёт незримый бой.
Kapitan , groza pristupnyh klanov, znayut vse ego za okeanom.
Russian super.
Kapitan Pronin - master rozyska, lyubitel' pogonej.
Captain Pronin - syschik as, znayut dazhe deti.
Obespechit vysshij klass - super detektiv.
Captain Pronin - super star, znayut vse na svete.
Den' i noch' za nas s toboj on vedyot nezrimyj boj.
*сыщик Ас
Любитель погони*
о, да вы из Англии
@@Ностальгия-х2ш не.))
When this song starts you know theres gonna be trouble
Никогда бы не подумал, что иностранцы любят этот мультик
+
Cr1tikal перевел мультфильм на английский, но только то, что Пронин говорил, не понимая чё произошло. Вот почему все иностранцы тут.
Hi, American here. I can only speak for myself, but I’m fond of it because it’s so eccentric and chaotic- that is very entertaining.
Знают все его за океаном!
@@deep_steep2371 рашн супер
Ordinary Siren sounds will never be impressive like the one here is!!😌
Pronin, OUTSKI
Top 10 Anime Themes
CAR
MAN
Now that was fucking groovy.
All it needs is- "What's up everybody, it's crit1kal."
I love Captain Pronin. Remake when?
RefluxDetox remake never
Well, this song was made by Russian electro-band Car-Man, so, maybe they have a better version of this song, but I think, they will probably ignore you.
I would love to see a Captain Pronin reanimated some day
bruh the jojo anime was released like 8 years ago
>Tfw you will never make art as good as Mikhail Zaitsev
Actually a banger
Why is this actually catchy tho
I played this song while getting a 4K as Spetsnaz Recruit 10/10 would Spetsnaz Recruit again
Captain america-Becomes A super human after a experiment
Captain Pronin-Borns as a Super Human n' Detective.
With these combined I am CAPTAIN PRONIN
When i get home i will preform cunalingus
So how was it?
MY CHILDHOOOOOD
@A L F She is female.
@A L F Nah, in our countries it doesn't matter. Conservative lifestyle.
Kapitan, groza préstupnych kłanow -
Znajut wsé jego za okéanom!
Russian Super: Kapitan Pronin -
Mastér rozyska, lubitél pogoni!
Captain Pronin - syszik-as, znajut daże déti:
Obéspéczit wysszyj kłass, supér-detektiw!
Captain Pronin - super star, znajut wsé na sveté!
Dénj i nocź za nas s toboj on vediot nézrimyj boj!
Nowoje pokolenije wybirajet Pronina.
@@thick_ass_deer it's just a fancy latinised russian
Еееее Пронин
Ага я думал я тут один кар мэна слушаю
Thanks joel
unironic banger
Крутая музвыка... Эххх...
I only listen to real music
Straight Outta Ugoslavia
BANGER ALERT.
“No sir smoke this”
Star cone fighter!
Captain Prawnin super stuuuurr
I remember when russians were cool
The BANGIN' Bootleg
Вот это я понимаю- КРОССОВЕР!!! Причем _Отечественный!!! Не то, что ваши Мстители слабые да Терминаторы _неживые!!!
Кроссовер это больше когда персонажи из одной "вселенной" встречаются с персонажами из другой. А то что Кармэн исполняли эндинг это немного другое.
@@plagiboss1860он наверное имел ввиду сам мультфильм, хотя там скорее пародии на другие фильмы чем кроссовер.
Впервые вижу чтобы в качестве тире использовали нижнее подчёркивание
Wait you say in the desc there was a game?!
Can you link it please?
Nah, it was kinda shitty barely animated point-and-click adventure and it won't work on modern PCs. You can google it as "Капитан Пронин. Один против всех" - but it doesn't worth it.
@hadil assil wut?
@hadil assil it's okay captain pronin will deliver it to the past
i might stream reworking captain pronin
0:28
НОСТАЛЬГИЯ 🥰🥰🥰
❤❤❤
Why couldn’t we have this in America????
would you want it to be american tho? this is the kinda crazy shit only russians in the 90's with a budget of two vodkas could make.
Because I’m 99% sure it was probably just Russian propaganda.
it was made around the time the iron curtain fell, so all of the western stuff suddenly started flowing in, and this cartoon was their coping mechanism, which is why there are so many western references in it.
Jimbo 2: Revengeance and it was inspired by Red heat.
@@skunthundler actually this was a parody series Made in Russia.
0:43 I dispatchet it
Russian Kenshiro
Группа Кармен использовали в мультфильме Капитан Пронин
Ностальгия
Jojo new season opening
EXACTLY! I'm not Russian, don't understand a word of the language, but I've seen the cartoon and I know Captain Pronin is a JoJo character. If he can't be the season's JoJo, at least somebody needs to let him be a JoBro.
It's awfully catchy.
*ATTACK MOSES*
*MOE GOO!*
If you say so, take this, Moses. *Smashes a brick over your head*
any russian boi care to translate this masterpiece?
It is in the description box. Fairly close to Russian, as far I can tell.
ah, mama mia
Але? Где Русские?
Привет из 2022
Привет!
тот самый
СЛАВА !!!
dog 2
God 2
Captain Pronin could have easily saved Navalny...
Ебать ностальгия 😂
came here from cr1tikal
was not disappointed
Came here from fecal funny