Simp Gets Owned - Stavvy Solves Your Problems

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From Episode 15 with Marie Faustin
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[@bri90fp]

Every caller sounds the Exact Same. They all have a southern twang and sound like they’re on reddit all day

[@alwindsor7299]

Homie definitely didn't score, the post-nut clarity would have ensured this never happened

[@Yeahwhateverdog]

kenjataimu

[@h.p.lovecraftscat8439]

i bet a whole anchovy that this dude didn't even hit

[@yvngcobain4794]

You know damn well she didn't let him smash

[@rileygally2967]

I have a friend like this. He calls me every couple months crying about how some chick tricked him into paying her rent

[@frankmancini]

lmao this man co-signing for his slam piece is causing stavvy to dissociate

[@Nickelicious7]

The only people you ever cosign a lease for are your kids

[@scrambledeggsandcrispybaco2070]

Tony simperano ova here

[@Misterz3r0]

He still believes her sob story! He NEEDS to believe her sob story! This guy got bamboozled and hoodwinked.

[@janefkrbtt]

This is a lesson to all of us. Bitches always tryna ruin our credit. Dont let bitches fuck ur score up gentlemen.

[@juliusebola9712]

If he didn't smash this is the hardest L of all time.

[@RonniTsunamiYGO]

He most definitely did not smash

[@spookycrisp8311]

He didn’t even smash you can tell

[@HoboJIm117]

Stavvy looking over his glasses like a Greek and fatter Tommy Lee Jones

[@TheGrouchDnD]

I'm a simp for pork shoulder

[@Gh0stdawg70]

I’ll co sign that pal

[@adamskorupskas2184]

I loved how Stavvy gets stunned to silence.

[@friendoftheshow8117]

They can’t all be saved

[@dereljohnson]

Stavvy we need the police siren back

[@04dram04]

I really hope this guy dosnt think all girls will be like this. Ive had some pretty bad ass ride or die girls before

[@joshdelaet3536]

Eldis didn’t do a very good job disguising his voice. And besides he doesn’t even date women.

[@SRFMF]

Yo this format...my godz yall got it, ala “Your Sorry Ass” 💌💌💌

[@MonsterHDE]

Worst I been used for is a ride I think lol. and even then if I figured I wasnt getting pussy I was gon get some gas money. Only happened like four times

[@gianni50725]

This is almost as bad as the guy that bought his girlfriend a car with student loans. At least he got to smash in that case... this guy though? I'm not so sure.

[@fromhereon014]

Probably should have recommended getting a lawyer. Not great advice

[@Rattlesnakecowboyboot]

A lawyer couldn’t do shit. If it’s an apartment in his name, it’s on him.

[@aquamidideluxe5079]

Why the dislikes?

[@smithles554433]

Definitely listen to throwaway by future

[@tylermoore1279]

There is no doubt in my mind this is nick and he’s talking about the autistic girl he went on a date on