I can't believe you didn't include "Have you ever thought about the term "boss?" Those terrible enemies have the same title as the people you'll be working for for the rest of your life! _What a silly coincidence!"_
I'm not sexually attracted to Brian David Gilbert but every time I watch him angrily yell "Big Pharma is the root of our country's problem with opiate addiction", I get a little closer to it lol
Art is a beautiful thing that should be able to flourish, without having some pseudoscientific proof of greatness thrust upon it Next clip: But isn’t that what we want as gamers?
“They say if you do what you love you never work a day in your life, but I love my job, and I’ve worked some days” (ik that isn’t precisely correct but it’s what I recall) has always stuck out to me alfkflf
I thought it was in reference to people developing deeply parasocial relationships with a lot of the Polygon staff, which is probably part of why they don’t do as much video content anymore.
@@governor_explosion just a general reference to every fandom being unsettlingly parasocial and feeling entitled to entertainers attention and friendship. Idk if it was targeted bc Polygon specifically
@@cookiecraze1310 He didnt only appear in Unraveled, he also appeared on a set of streams, some random videos and regularly in Overboard videos. He left Polygon a while ago though
I personally think the part about the Rotten doesn't fit very well. I mean, yeah, it slaps you in the face with reality in the middle of the video's absurdist premise, but it does that in a _positive way,_ y'know? Gratz to The Rotten.
For the crunch crisis thing, why do game devs ever set a HARD release date 3 years out. They shouldnt even set a release date when theyre 90% done, set a release date when youre completed and even then give yourself a year to test the fucking game. LOOKING AT YOU *EVERY FUCKING TRIPLE A TITLE IN 2021*
. . . . . .
So I'm loosely basing it on the US military
The deadpan always kills me
America: * casually turning Palestinian kids into skeletons *
@@glasscardproductions4736 Dry Palestinian?
@@KissedByFire16 YOU DID NOT-
@@KissedByFire16, just take my bloody like, alright lad?
I can't believe you didn't include "Have you ever thought about the term "boss?" Those terrible enemies have the same title as the people you'll be working for for the rest of your life! _What a silly coincidence!"_
But now he's his own boss, earning $20k a month with one simple trick!
@@posadistpossum So why don’t you join him?
@@posadistpossum Man, I would love to work from home, make my own hours, and be my own boss.
I always feel incomplete when Opiate Addiction isn't followed immediately after by "GOLEM"
..................Golem!
god, i love him
Love, I god him
him, i god love
i, god him love
I love God, him
Talk about a woke bae
...and cannibalism is frowned upon in new york
Not with that attitude
@@cardrabitt1159 w h a t
something about how consistent his voice is, contrasting with his wildly varied appearance throughout this video is very funny to me
Very good, filled with a lot of existential shit I can’t handle, very good
I'm not sexually attracted to Brian David Gilbert but every time I watch him angrily yell "Big Pharma is the root of our country's problem with opiate addiction", I get a little closer to it lol
GOLEM
I love how its a moving speech about the beauty of games...followed swiftly by "we've done some shit to bees, y'all"
Man, I know this is from a year ago, but it's missing the "If Mario, can't retire that means I can't retire!"
Art is a beautiful thing that should be able to flourish, without having some pseudoscientific proof of greatness thrust upon it
Next clip:
But isn’t that what we want as gamers?
Extremely good video
Extremely upsetting video
What about those parts in the sims video that caused anyone with depression to break down and realize they need help?
how about the one where he realizes that people will not be able to effectively retire at all, and will probably have to work to their death
@@tearay1073 fair, but tbh i call bullshit on average retired people needing 3K a month.
i mean w American health care costs, at that age? makes sense
@@calinguga tbh i know people in their 20's who spend $1800 a month on insurance/medical care
@@calinguga $3,000 will be worth less by the time you get there
“They say if you do what you love you never work a day in your life, but I love my job, and I’ve worked some days” (ik that isn’t precisely correct but it’s what I recall) has always stuck out to me alfkflf
i so badly wanna show this to someone with no context. like how would someone react to the pokerap sprinkled in here with no explanation
In which video was the " are games art? " Clip?
@@scrltmcw963 “scientifically calculating the game of the year”
My friend sent me this with no context can confirm it is wild
As someone who doesn't watch this guy at all, I yelled "hell yeah" at increasing volumes every clip that showed. so
@@scrltmcw963 may i share the fact that video games are legally art in germany? because i'm surprised big daddy gilbert didnt find that
this is my FUCKING GUY, him saying more than once to not blame addicts for their addictions and the problems that can stem from that
BDG, the "B" stands for "based"
Based Daddy Gilbert obviously
The US Military bit is gold.
Very good, very unsettling
'I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.' The Trans Experience. God bless him.
You might not be my friend, but I am YOURS! *stares at you intensely*
Coming from someone who overuses it myself, I was not expecting that line to be hit by the trans headcanon bat.
I thought it was in reference to people developing deeply parasocial relationships with a lot of the Polygon staff, which is probably part of why they don’t do as much video content anymore.
@@governor_explosion just a general reference to every fandom being unsettlingly parasocial and feeling entitled to entertainers attention and friendship. Idk if it was targeted bc Polygon specifically
@@flowrianeast42 no you're not.
I only go to polygon to see him do what he does best..............Destroy his own life to my entertainment. God bless his soul
"because this company,,,, is employee owned" ✊🏻
I'm so desensitised to the horrors of the world, I found most of these funny
Horror and Comedy are but two sides of the same coin.
@@ConclusiveConfusion true tho
We've done some shit to bees, ya'll
talk about a woke bae!
1:42 Golem.
...briam...
We stan a leftist king
We have done no shit to bees!
Entertaining and insighting revolution!
Disagree
Don't need to be a leftist to hold these opinions, my guy
@@Shinigami13133 ...those are left leaning opinions..
He’s a comrade
Joseph Gordon Lewitt doesn’t exist in ANY timeline
I miss Unraveled :(
I don’t know what unraveled is, but I think I just found a new youtuber to watch
The channel is Polygon, but he only appeared in Unraveled. He has his own channel, Brian David Gilbert, which is alot more random.
@@cookiecraze1310 He didnt only appear in Unraveled, he also appeared on a set of streams, some random videos and regularly in Overboard videos. He left Polygon a while ago though
@@phaeste I recommend watching the Cyberpunk Red videos. Vang0 Bang0 ✌️🅱️
Needs the ACABAC bit from Mortal Kombat and some comments about humans from Megaman, but otherwise whooo
Basically the entirety of the Sims episode also.
BDG: Because we all know the true monster is man...
...
Me: I know Brian I know..
“Canabalism is frowned upon in New York”
GOLEM
You forgot the entirety of "pokemon edibility"
Game design is a major at my art school therefore. Art
I love how a bunch of these are just breadpills
I went into this expecting some Tokyo Ghoul riffs.
1:23 pov ur me talking to a transphobic person lol
He's being so real, you can call me Harry Potter
these don't hit as hard when they don't have the silly videos to hit different against
THE E3 GAFFES LMAOOOO
Was just sitting, watching and waiting for "Big Pharma"
Self-published DOES count. Sincerly, an author.
You're not an author if you've only self published books /s
Not a lie was spoken
oh... I was sad thet there was no "If Mario can't retire that means..." but then realised that that video is newer than this compilation.
1:42
...Golem
This man is beautiful
Brian be spittin’ straight facts
the number # hero our generation needs
ONE
@@bboppppppppppppp TWO
@@bboppppppppppppp BUckle my shoe
We have done some shits to bees.
I came here for Tokyo Ghoul. I was disappointed, but found a new topic to look up and get into 👀
What about when he threw himself into the ocean?
I personally think the part about the Rotten doesn't fit very well.
I mean, yeah, it slaps you in the face with reality in the middle of the video's absurdist premise, but it does that in a _positive way,_ y'know? Gratz to The Rotten.
But it's real, real isn't always bad
Is it, though?
@@L3X1N yes
I have a feeling people make these compilations just to have an excuse to rewatch these videos.
i heard the first one and immediately paused. scared to hit play again.
I choose to belive these takes were too spicy and he was fired for them.
10/10
‘I’m not your friend’ :(
He is le big daddy
Bro I keep having to pause after every clip to process what he says I never paid that much attention till now lmao
He's cute tbh
Gonk
This man
“Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any real life examples of this.”
Really now
It was sarcastic
@@Viscidsquare040 wow omg was it : 0
I read unravel, thought when is the music gonna start
beautiful xD
1:51
GOLEM
1:22 presented with no comment.
Go ahead, name one time he missed
How could you not include "I've worked some days"
I thought this was going to be about the Tokyo ghoul opening...
0:34 me when my friends tell me i can't drive the uhaul if i'm tripping balls
1:50 reminds me far too much of a Bernie Sanders rally (affectionate)
Just got recommended this, who is he and why is he so funny?
Brian David Gilbert
For the crunch crisis thing, why do game devs ever set a HARD release date 3 years out. They shouldnt even set a release date when theyre 90% done, set a release date when youre completed and even then give yourself a year to test the fucking game. LOOKING AT YOU *EVERY FUCKING TRIPLE A TITLE IN 2021*
The devs don't set release dates, the higher ups do
1:123 pov ur me talking to a transphobic person lol
ok but did he stutter???
1:01
I know it’s the point of the video but like
Jesus
Oh cool, BDG but it's "woke" lmaooo
Very sad that dislikes were removed