Ted Alexandro: CUT/UP - Full Hour Comedy Special
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
- Comic Ted Alexandro brings you his fifth stand up special, Cut/Up. Ted talks about everything from marriage to politics to the lyrics of La Bamba in this unique special shot at three of the best comedy clubs in America- The Comedy Cellar, The Village Underground and Helium in Portland, OR.
“ONE OF THE SHARPEST COMICS WORKING TODAY, A GIFTED POLITICAL JOKE WRITER AND LOOSE-LIMBED, ADVENTUROUS PERFORMER WITH AN URGENT BRAND OF OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.” (THE NEW YORK TIMES)
“ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS WORKING TODAY.” (TIME OUT NY)
0:00 CUT/UP - INTRODUCTION
1:16 MY WIFE PT.1
4:07 EXPECTING A BABY
7:10 MY WIFE PT. 2
12:53 ERECTILE ISSUES
16:25 DRUNK PARENTS
17:42 COFFEE & WINE
18:15 50 YEARS OLD
19:31 INAPPROPRIATE
28:01 TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON
29:20 TRUMP
31:23 ELECTION/BERNIE
34:02 ALABAMA
35:47 ME TOO/TIME'S UP
36:26 GUNS
40:36 COLIN KAEPERNICK
42:38 BASKETBALL (MARCH MADNESS/ZION)
47:01 SPORTS (WIMBLEDON/WORLD CUP)
50:25 LA BAMBA
52:03 SHEN YUN
53:44 SHIT MY PANTS
57:24 OUTRO
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This special is so good! Love you Ted!
Thanks Joe! Love you, too!
Great stuff! Thanks for recommending it Jim!
Lots of great stuff on YT this year
Watched your special last night, this one tonight and Morril's tomorrow. You fatties are crushing it!
Omg Joe and Ted! I love you guys!!!
Highly underrated comedian. Absolutely fantastic!
Thanks for watching and for all the kind words, folks!
You're Amazing!💕💕
Been keeping up with you since we saw you open for Gaffigan... ur aging humor was so great, I was laughing so hard that my wife asked me if I took some pills before the show! 😂
I can't wait to forget this special so I can watch it all over again. Great, great stuff.
Do more. You're too good not to. Hire me to be a 1st time publicist if you're too NP to (or at least to therapy if not lol). I'm not for hire but just saying bros see good schlitz and recognize and spread the word.. if you still there.. You ait?
That inappropriate one!! I couldn't keep from crying...🤣
Lol... Me too! I actually spit out my juice laughing when he was talking about the gym childcare facility playing the same rap music as the gym itself 😂
@@danielleaugustine2241 I literally find the adult section playing it inappropriate. 🤓 let alone kids trashing stuff while singing it!! 🤣
Sam Morril sent me here. Very glad for that.
Loved Sam's new special, thanks.
I love this guy he’s like a tom segura meets bill burr
Yesssss! Lol. I was thinking the same thing 😂
Not angry enough for Bill but I still can see what you mean haha
He's more likeable than Tom Segura
I was totally caught off guard during the part addressing the inappropriate gym music lyrics and the coinciding rap playing in the children's area at the gym... and literally had to try and recover from the spray of juice that was flying out of my nose and mouth at the same time 😂
This was SO funny! Thank you for sharing your humor and take on life. Loved your material so much ❤
lol eww
I wanted to replay a few jokes but I couldn't wait to hear the next one. I voted for replaying the whole thing
This is exactly what I needed today. Brain candy.
Curse you SNL. But also, bless you. You're why I'm here and Ted is great
I can't believe how good this was. Ted is one of my favorite comics of all time, and I've seen all of 'em. 🥇🏆
I think he is my new favorite comedian. Loved the stand-up .
You got some props from Jim which is enough for me to watch the show and then I watched it and it's even better 🤣
Coffee and wine, such truth
That is confidence, describing your hormonal wife as waddling. Made me laugh. Thanks.
Ummm... Your eye contact, tracking, communication is fucking superb. You are incredibly funny, and the way you express and emote with your eyes is a whole new level.
Excellent stuff from start to finish Ted! Incredibly witty and brilliantly delivered. This is great comedy
I listen to a lot of stand up. Ted is one of the best for sure!
Ghastly is how I describe watching a lot of standup comedy that seems quite funny but doesn't actually get me laughing. And how am I supposed to feel: dead inside? I don't wanna be that guy. Suffice to say your comedy has be laughing all the time and that's why I feel so grateful and when I say you are one of the best standup comedians ever I really believe that - I hope you believe it too.
Different strokes for different folks. That's why there are many successful comedians and styles.
@@caitlinroberts7040 bruh 🙄🙄🙄 duh. They were expressing their "stroke". We get it, #allcomediensmatter
@@ASJones-re2oe #trollscanspelltoo
He is hilarious! First time watching him but about to look up more❤
Amazing set! So funny
only a few minutes in and this is hilarious!
Third time watching this special, so good!
Thanks Matthew!
The "inappropriate" bit made me laugh so damn hard. Such an effortless and natural style
heard about this on majority report, glad I checked it out
As always so good! Loved it! Congrats buddy!
Thanks Liz!!
Awesome comics sharing love (:
The having a baby in Canada is kinda a good idea. Lol
That was fucking awesome you made my Saturday....I'm a alien inside a african body living in Mississippi 😂😂🛸🛸🛸 great video bro keep em coming
Woohoo
Great stuff! I happened to see you at the Stress Factory in NJ years ago and never forgot you! I miss being able to go to the Comedy Cellar too. I felt the vibe of the place a little in this. Thank you.
Thanks Kenneth! Always enjoyed the Stress Factory over the many years.
I’m in. This guy is fantastic!!
I LOVE this Ted and whoever edited for you.😆You’re brilliant and still one of my favorite comedians of all time. 💜💙✨
Thanks! (and I'm available!) - The Editor
Ted is killer and I love this! Funniest, smartest, kindest, greatest comic we have to date. Great job man!
Great material! I remember seeing you at pips!! In another life 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
Wow, long time! Thanks
Great special Ted!! Amen for posting it for all to see for free. You, my good sir, need a cape.
This guy is funny af 🤣
That was fu*king hilarious 🔥🔥🔥
Other politicians doing Bernie covers, that was hilarious 😂
He's the funniest standup.😊
Heard about you on Tuesdays with Stories a few months back, now you're one of my favorite comics for listen to!
Thanks a lot
@@TedAlexandro you're welcome man! The format was really awesome, I think more stand ups should do it like this. Reminds me of Dave Attell's Road Work special.
Absolutely brilliant
you might be the funniest comedian out there. you need to be a superstar
Thank you for this. I loved every single bit. You're one of the best
I absolutely loved it Ted, this helps me with my english and at the same time it makes my day, no joke, thanks for sharing this special!!
My pleasure! Thank you!
He's Great!!! Loved evey second of his show!!!
Been watching you for years! Glad you're still doing stand-up
So glad to discover Ted today and only mad I didn’t find him sooner. He needs to be on tour with Gary Gulman and Mark Normand. It would be amazing.
This is SO appropriate right now
On a higher level than most.
Ted's comedy has certainly aged like a fine wine. Great job.
This is fantastic Ted!
Tom Segura said Ted is Hilarious, he was right!
this guy just slaughtered opening for gaffigan. wow. i was unsure because didn't know him when they said hes opening ( I had no clue who would let alone if there was one), then when he announced his set was ending I was mad it didn't keep going. wow. fan off the initial exposure. this dude is hilarious.
Poor Gaffigan, he had to follow this guy, and the Pope!
Great show!
That was worth every second!!
Thanks for this Ted!💛💛💛
He's great....love from Australia!
Thank you!
Came here from the majority report.
Great show!
Get here, 8 o’clock eastern!
So Funny closing line
Bless your ESS! Alexandro!
ted is so so hilarious. it's painful. we need him 4ever. the la bamba joke was personally relateble, but with his last name the shame mustve been extra immense! the pussy joke had me GASPING 4 AIR! we love you and cherish your ultra boss level talent!
Thank you, Anders!
9:21 That transition tho. 😎
this guy is so real so funny
I’m a huge gun advocate but I’m in actual tears right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀 💀 💀 💀 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
that Bernie Sanders song joke is absolutely brilliant- I love it
Top Notch Set My Brother!
Hilarious as always Ted! Loved it.
Matthew Film Guy brought me here - great stuff!
Hilarious! And so relatable! 😂🤣😂
I could watch you all night-too funny! (especially knowing Madalyn like I do!)
Really good.
If you liked this, recommend Yannis Pappas' Blowing the light.
Great comedian. Great special.
Don't think anyone ever has done ED jokes - with such confidence 🫂😁
Crackle Crackle! Great special as always! Loved on The Bonfire with Big Jay and Dan Soder. Please come back on there. “Hammock on stage.”
Hilarious as always, saw you open for gaffigan and have been following you since.
Watched you with Steve Hofstetter today on Social Distancing Social Club and thought your name was familiar and sure enough, I watched this special a few weeks ago! Lots of laughs, really enjoyed it.
Absolutely hilarious. I particularly loved the theme of as we get older things now seem inappropriate. Also loved the Zion Williams palette cleansing bit.
So, SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!! Ted you're awesome ☺ 😂😂👏👏👏
Hilarious and so relatable - loved it!
so hilarious ted!! love it start to finish!
Thanks Katie! That means a lot. Now back to soaking pans.
Thank God for people like this guy, He is nothing short of a genius!!!
OMG, he can even sing! Pitch perfect!
Great special, Ted! Congrats!
Thanks Dan! I appreciate it.
Awesome 😂
looks like pianoman wasn’t having it
Wonderful stuff. Thank you
So great!
Great special, Ted!
Great Show!
can't waiiiiitttt
Thanks Aly!
It was the Shen Yun shtick that induced me to click the 'Like' button. :) :)
So much fuuun! You're genious, dude... Thanks for the laughs
Delightfully hilarious!
Brilliant!!
Great special!!! 👏
SNL stole your idea for the Zillow personals ad 🤣
This guy's is hilarious!
Love Ted!
Love your stuff man , excited for this 🙌🏼!
“The most comfortable man on stage.” Dan Soder