Russian advisor: We can't compete with US space program Mr Stalin. Would you like to give more funds? Stalin: *shoot it down* Sorry? *I said shoot down the rocket* Sir we can't just shoot down a rocket in outer space, we would need the entire national reserve of Bias to even come close to taking down a rocket! *Make it happen, if you don't, gulag, if it fails, double gulag* Yes sir! And with that, the development of the ZSU-57-2 was started, using up the remainder of the National Bias Reserve. Sadly they missed the launch date due to scheduling errors. So the builders (and the tank itself) was sent to gulag.
engineer: comrade stalin we require a new anti air vehicle to protect the motherland stalin: give it 57 mm dual cannons engineer: but *gunshot* stalin: i require a new engineer
This is the first of your videos I have watched and they are very therapeutic. From this day I intend to have many of them on in the background whilst I work.
I've played this for years and i remember the pure terror that these things had spread back in the day... I was a Leopard 1 player back then and i would shiver if i heard the menacing, very destinctive sound of the 57mm in the distance... I still get a small heart attack when i hear a Bagel panzer even tho they are on my side
Your kidding me, half way up the French tree and now need to go to the Russian tree for a gulag ticket dispenser that does 100x more pen than any of my tanks
4:13 Ruskii that was me, i saw you with the stats board in the beginning and i just stopped so i can have a slav giving me tickets to gulag... Edit: the next time you see me i'll be in my maus
The ZSU is supposed to be a aa tank, but it should classify as a at tank. It’s just incredible how the ZSUs 57mm can penetrate tanks better then a higher mm cannon
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100k views, 18k subs.. SMH GUYS WHY U NO SUB
THE HAND OF STALIN FORCE YUO TO SUB
Da
*HE PUT UP THE IRON CURTAIN FOR A REASON*
Not subscribing is punishable by gulag
@@426hemihellephant5 *Said the KV-2 after shooting a Tiger 2*
Im guilty send to gulag or pay me with song at 10:28 i sub anyways need song for SCUENCE
Soviet logic: 57mm+57mm=114mm, so it's an mbt, lol.
bwal hallw this one made me lol xD
@@Ruskii9000 yay!
Не 57 и 57 это 57 на 57 ))))
Soviet logic is the 🅱️est logic
Well yeah its a t62's brother t62 have a 115mm gun
Someone needs to make a sound mod so every time you're in a Russian vehicle there's just some random guy yelling.
i know a better one every time he killes someone you should hear a guy yell: cyka blyat
that would be funny as hell
Actually while I was watching Rulo6000's stream every time he clicked on the Tu-4 in the hangar the Russian Anthem (the ear rape one) was playing
I need this in my life.
Just have boris ear rape saying IDI NAHUY whenever you fire
An AA vehicle? What were they trying to shoot down? The US space program? The Death Star?
Bob Dickens lmao xDDD
That one made me giggle xD
Russian advisor: We can't compete with US space program Mr Stalin. Would you like to give more funds?
Stalin: *shoot it down*
Sorry?
*I said shoot down the rocket*
Sir we can't just shoot down a rocket in outer space, we would need the entire national reserve of Bias to even come close to taking down a rocket!
*Make it happen, if you don't, gulag, if it fails, double gulag*
Yes sir!
And with that, the development of the ZSU-57-2 was started, using up the remainder of the National Bias Reserve. Sadly they missed the launch date due to scheduling errors. So the builders (and the tank itself) was sent to gulag.
Bob Dickens I’m sure it would work wonders on helicopters plus very good at killing infantry
Capitalism
@@lanewaldrop3367 it may have missed the launch date for the Apollo but it was just in time for the columbia!
14:35 Your fancy radar guided cannons are no match for shells guided by the hand of Stalin.
Comrade, every shell is guided by the supreme leader.
This is the peak of human evolution
Is this the god himself???
@@avro3186 this tiger needs gulag
tiger eh? eat IS 122mm shellls
@@426hemihellephant5 :|
@@panzerkampfwagenauschfviti3583 *GET 57-D!*
2:12 *RARE FOTTAGE OF ZSU-57-2 SHOOTING DOWN PLANES* COLOURIZED 1943
That’s historically not factual lmao. You could’ve said, Vietnamese ZSU 57 shooting down a french plane 1959
WHOOSH
Marcel Huchwajda Egyptian ZSU 57 shoots down an Israeli aircraft in Sinai during the 6 day war. That’s sounds historically accurate yea?
Elisha Wolday r/wooosh
@@ihatemygraver/wooosh
What's better than a communist dispenser cannon? TWO COMMUNIST DISPENSER CANNONS
1922 of them
Comrade what communist do we fire, vadim or Dimitri?
@@Quandaleofdingle both of them comrade!!
Just found out why I subscribed
There're few gulag expresses:
T64
KV-2
TU-4
T-34-100
IS-7
IS-6
ZSU-57-2
Comrade general secretary commented. Hail to you comrade, for the nation
I think you mean bIaS-6 and bIaS-7 comrade
No one expects ZSU flanking inquisition
i love how he everytime drives into the enemys like its a casual sunday morning
If this gun was on the T-34-57...
Oh boy oh boy
Turret would blow off
Russia without cheeki breeki is like child without a mom
Shubhankar Dasgupta batman?
What about adopted children ?
They get adopted cuz they need mom
@@arcturus4762 ok simp
Orphan
Real gopniks watch in 144p
Berat Gökcek real gobniks dont even watch. They do it in real life.
MOBILE GAMES true
I'd pay serious money if I got the chance to drive and shoot 1 of these,
Aleksandr Pronkin can i then drive too?have you learned to share??
Real gopniks пишут по русски
ZSU 57 best MBT
Trigger Slip tank destroyer *
still can be "hull break" by a .50cal ! Players shown here are bad to average at most ! Derping in cities with Leos is abysmaly bad !
Claudy_Focan u sure cuz its T54 body
It's a SPAA.
I know it's a freaking spaa I'm just joking here, you know, "humor".
Friend: Why is the ZSU-57-2 your favorite tank?
Me: *This video*
This vehicle is the single most dangerous thing in the entire game
6:35 Love how the music changes tone from classical to comedic right here... priceless.
engineer: comrade stalin we require a new anti air vehicle to protect the motherland
stalin: give it 57 mm dual cannons
engineer: but
*gunshot*
stalin: i require a new engineer
Americans: We have the M40 SPAA, with two 40mm Bofors we are the most op AA in the game
USSR: lol no.
But the m42 is actually better at actually destroying planes than the zsu.
@@brandslav5989 no shit
10:36
“Where did the plane go?”
“Gone, reduced to atoms”
Unironically one of the best tank destroyers, placed right when tanks start to become light, comes along a small, quick double stalin dispenser
I got an Adventure Communist ad before the video lol
3:57 Hans: Aah again a good ol day in the eastern front
*Metal sounds* Franz: Tf was that hans
Hans: lemme che- HOLY MOTHER OF SCHEISSE
6:14
Неостановимая имба.
Просто развернул башню и ушатал наглеца.
My god. That poor smol F4F at 10:36...
That's child harassment.
That fv4005 had a beautifully sacred tomb
Those darn stalinium rounds are stronk!
Is the *ZSU-57-2* carrying SUAP rounds? (STALIN ULTRA ARMOR PIERCING?)
Is it?
I think it is!
Encripta Wolf this one got me xD
@@Ruskii9000 Thanks man, i try my best
This is the first of your videos I have watched and they are very therapeutic. From this day I intend to have many of them on in the background whilst I work.
You sent them all to gulag. Papa stalin is proud
да
POLY DOLY Only who survived.
Gulag is nice theme park, is not?
The fact that this thing pens everythings side armor is amazing
Germans/ we have radar on our pvo Russian pvo/ hold my beer
I've played this for years and i remember the pure terror that these things had spread back in the day... I was a Leopard 1 player back then and i would shiver if i heard the menacing, very destinctive sound of the 57mm in the distance... I still get a small heart attack when i hear a Bagel panzer even tho they are on my side
6:12 What a beatiful moment! its like a dog want to fight tiger
You're an absolute monster with that thing. Subbed.
Firt look : Ohh that noob tank Afterlook: holly that is a monster of redarmy
PERFECT TANK👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
This video is great I can just imagine you have a smug grin and a bottle of vodka the entire time you were recording this
2:09 Rare footage of zsu 57-2 being used as an actual SPAAG
You all better like this or gulag for you for those seeing this
Man the irony
No oil for you
Capitalism s p o t t e d
KV-2 > M1A1 Abrams
O I L
Time to liberate
Doom toaster is back
The FV4005 turret tho xd
Mr.Rimmer crumpet space cannon confirmed? XD
Враги будут страдать, пока не додумоются сделать ширину своих бортов 115 мм.
Its a really soviet logic. ZSU-23-4 " Shilka" 23*4= 92mm. And ZSU-37-2 37*2= 74mm. AAAAAND ZSU-57-2 57*2= 114. ITS A REALLY SOVIET LOGIC 😀👈
Ah yes komrade, A twin barrel autoloading TD with long barreled 57mm
Holy shit I'm in your clan I didn't even notice
?Alpha Centaurí? Our* clan )))
Ruskii9000 same difference
cheeki breeki!
Gulag ticket dispenser says “YOU GO TO GULAG”
9:45 eliminating traitors I see... )
152 People have been sent to the GULAG for disliking the video.
>using an AA vehicle to shoot down planes
*Insert we dont do that here meme*
You arent a ticket dispenser, your death coming to punch everyones ticket! Jeez your brutal
I subbed too and good luck on your rise to fame 😁😁
Slowly but surely )))
Ruskii9000 slow and steady wins the subs!
The bias is unreal comrade ((((((
Hey does you *ZSU-57-2* carry SUAP? (Stalin Approved Armor Piercing)
Does it stalin?
PAPA STALIN
7:10 gotDAYum that was close
Good work learning from your mistakes. No gulag for you. Yet.
Ahhhh this never gets old
especially with Russian classical music
I found this video extremely satisfying.
1:05 lmao that ricochet on the m18 hull
Anti air to ground assault great evolution-joseph stalin
*machine gun fires into top of tank*
*slavic laughter erupts from cabin*
You have truly mastered the art of B.I.A.S
I can imagine the gunner in the zsu just pleading for the tank to just die before it gets it's turret around
1:06 рикошет снаряда от головы танкиста
Gulag ticket = Hardened Potato. French AP Baguettes got nothin on Stalin.
9:46 when ever I hear that music I just imagine alot of artys getting shot.
This thing and the Otomatic are the most fun SPAAs in the game.
Lmao they added the BR-821 Bias belt back. Let the shashlik dispensing commence!
I want the szu so much :3333 but I need to research so many spaas:( pls stalin give me permission to get it for free and no gulag again :(
We all start somewhere :3
Aha you'll get there komrad. Just keep on doing it. Komrad stalin will approve
Thw RUs will send u to gulag before u get it
You have OUR permission komrade
Do u have it now?
Этот уровень предвзятости радует папу Сталина (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
TheReal Radmus хех
How i can put those glorious sickles and hammers?
Тупа бан
Вот именно
A russian bias edition of a coca cola vending machine on tank tracks
Accurate xD
Very OP
Your kidding me, half way up the French tree and now need to go to the Russian tree for a gulag ticket dispenser that does 100x more pen than any of my tanks
this soviet OP gulag powered 57mm has better fire power compared to 120mm apds
4:13 Ruskii that was me, i saw you with the stats board in the beginning and i just stopped so i can have a slav giving me tickets to gulag...
Edit: the next time you see me i'll be in my maus
))))))
I’ll be in most op tonk next time, BT-5
The Zsu-57-2 is my favorite AA
Your ZSU-57-2 is not enough red. Kremlin needs from you more red.
You should change your in-game name to "git_gulag'd"
Good idea xD
Do it, right NOW
This video was EXTREMELY satisfying
Ahh yes the Zsu it fires stalinium infused potatoes straight outta our friendly neighborhood siberian gulag.
1:05 That bounce on the Hellcat :V
Shooting this skyward is the reason the ozone had holes in it.
Approved by the people for the people
The ZSU is supposed to be a aa tank, but it should classify as a at tank. It’s just incredible how the ZSUs 57mm can penetrate tanks better then a higher mm cannon
This is the definition of bias
*fair and balanced
i see stalin has improved his gulag ticket dispencers
This is main reason why Stalinium is worth more than vibranium and unobtanium combined.
this like everything else you post is amazing
you used stalinum
Excuse me comrade do you have a ticket ? No ? WELL HERE YOU GO
Thank you Ruskii, very good
this is what i watch when im supposed to sleep.
The dual pizdec launcher.
Damn, Sparka REALLY lost it after being replaced by Shilka.
That moment when russian bias and 1 hit gulag is not enough
1:35 Deadass? dat turret shot
Red Alert Apocalypse TENK!?
Make sense actually
The instrument of doom
@@alekseymakeev1285 3D - Doom's Day Device
Hull break is what i get When somebody shots my tracks
Чотко, йобко, годно! Da redzz goez fastaaaa!!