Don't know why but that comment has me in tears from laughter. Probably the funniest comment 🤣 I've seen this whole year 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭 🤣 😂 💀 😆
Just in case you didn't know. When lightning 🌩 strikes one of our cows 🐄. Nothing will eat it. No buzzards, coyotes or any animal. Now that's food for thought.
@@timsmith5644 I learned that the difference in charge is so great it means nothing. It’s all about proximity. So holding a golf club with a steel shaft or a wooden baseball bat is the same if you’re next to a 80ft tree, the tree will likely get struck before you would.
Lightnings follow the easier path to ionize, which is the path that has the bigger variation of ions in the atmosphere. That's why a pool can get hit by a lightning even if it's surrounded by trees 70m tall, buildings and high antennas, if there's enough ions, then the lighting will hit the pool, no matter what
That's why they look like they are growing in every direction at first, cuz they are filling all the possible paths, until the first of them touches the ground, so all the energy retrieves to the source point and is thrown through the winner path with all the possible force in an instant
The cow got struck by lightning at exactly 7:35:03AM on the 20th of August 2018, and died a second later. Rest in peace to this cow. Remember, if you think an arrow is pointing straight at you, it's likely that you'll get struck by lightning. So, watch out.
@@jusbetter9877 you have issues dude 😂 👌 💯 there's no need to be so defensive about your religion when nobody was even talking about it. Go back to your corner and play nicely with your friends. Nobody needs your unnecessary interjections.
That's bullshit a small height advantage like that won't make a difference. I've gallows through the open lands in hefty lightning storms and never have I ever heard of anything like that. It's simply a lot of luck
The expectation had me anxious, then the arrows ruined it, and to finish it all the ending is anticlimatic af. What a rollercoaster of disappointing emotions
This happened to a cow on a family member’s ranch. The baby was left without its mother and had to be raised by them and is now kind of like their pet lol. Its an extremely friendly cow too since it was brought up directly around humans, it’s name is “Dog” Edit: No, dog will not be eaten haha
The whole lightning attracted to tallest object thing only happens when the lightning is within a distance of the height of the object. Like for a 30 foot tall object, lightning has to be within 30 feet of it to be attracted to it. Otherwise it continues on to the ground. The lightning was already headed within a couple feet of that cow.
For everyone wondering what it's like to get struck by lightning, there's actually no pain at all (at least for my dad's buddy). He was struck one time, he says he instantly woke up in a hospital bed as if absolutely no time passed by at all. His whole body hurt a hella lot after that but he was fine. He said and I quote: "If I could choose the way I die in the future, I would choose death by lightning."
I totally get your point, but that depends on your consciousness. If a lightning strike makes you unconscious instantly, you'll feel nothing, like the case of your dad's buddy. Some people aren't so lucky and stay conscious - they feel a jolting, excruciating pain, and can't move their body at all. Trust me, the latter is horrible!
scientest belive when human is struck by lightning its the smaller braches of the lightning that mostly strikes them, & they dont die, if we were to have been struck by the main center branch of the lighting it would probably frie you
@Pot of Greed You know most people gloss over comments they don't like, right? Unless you're either easily offended or 12, I'm guessing you're 12. Anyway Mr "I have to respond to comments I don't like rather than ignore them" I'm off to watch more random videos that enter my recommendations list. "Thank you, fuck you, bye."-Jim Cornette.
Not all that surprising that people have viewed it religiously for so long. When lightning rods were first becoming a thing, numerous churches would refuse to use them. They believed lighting was a sign of God’s judgement, so using a lightning rod was trying to subvert God’s eternal plan. Needless to say, these churches had a tendency to burn down. Now everybody is pro lightning prevention.
@@cbrjs has nothing to do with how the poor Cow lived it’s life, if it was Gods Will, it was his will, in which we just can’t understand given our much lesser conscience. Only until we are received into Heaven can these occurrences even begin to make sense
Yea that tallest crap is B.S. There is several types of lighting. Even some that actually start from the ground up. Fact is, when it's your time, it's your time🤷.
@@R-BURQUENO yeah it's not bs it's a higher probability of being struck the higher you are. And ground to cloud lightning is relatively rare and uncommon. And the several types you are going on about are not as different as you make them sound. Like 4 of them look the same but are just affected by charge and distance. Ball lighting is extremely rare and usually harmless and we have cloud to cloud basically lightning flashes you see when looking up that make the clouds glow
@@MKD1101 FYI Butchers cut meat from slabs made at the slaughterhouse. Slaughterhouse does not mean butcher. Most butchers will never gut, or kill an animal. Slaughterhouses on the other hand do kill.... Alot! especially the Kosher or Hallal ones!
He was just standing there minding his own business, not knowing his life was at steak. RIP Cow
☠️
The saddest part is he's already a steak when he noticed, not even a medium rare
💀
Did you just-
"at STEAK". lol.
Statistically, a cow is more likely to die from a lightning strike than from a shark attack.
Actually not true. Cows get swept out to sea from hurricane flooding and other flooding events, and get eaten by sharks. Happens all the time.
Wow, I'm enlightened.
Wow, how do you know that? The statistics, have you done research? 🤔😒👍 you’re a funny bugger 😂🤣🇳🇿
Sometimes herds of cows swim out to sea to wage war against the sharks. 100 cows vs 1 great white .
@@Gterr1971 Well, sure. Cow strength through cow numbers. It's just math.
Moral of this story: If you see a giant red arrow pointing at you, take cover immediately!!
😉😄
Also applies if you find yourself inside a big red circle
Haven't you seen Final Destination? The cover will likely collapse and kill you
Or if you're wearing a red shirt on "Star Trek."
Don't know why but that comment has me in tears from laughter. Probably the funniest comment 🤣 I've seen this whole year 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭 🤣 😂 💀 😆
The cow fell to the floor. I guess you could say he's now ground beef
Now that is funny 😁.
Just in case you didn't know. When lightning 🌩 strikes one of our cows 🐄. Nothing will eat it. No buzzards, coyotes or any animal. Now that's food for thought.
and got roasted to medium-rare
One thing though: that's cow, so that's a "she", but whatever
Instant BBQ.
If you see arrows pointing at you, expect to be struck by lightning.
🤣
LMFAO that is gold XD
Lol
@@aquilagalendez1470 lmao🤣
You gotta run bro
*Lightning*: "And when she ate that piece of grass, that's when it got personal for me"
Props for changing the wording of the joke
But if you look closely she did not eat anything. She was standing doing nothing.
@@BasilJJ God just want some "beef" with the cow
did the cow die?
@@ussantatracker5172 I think it's insides are fried so yeah it's dead.
Cow: Just chilling eating some grass
Lightning: Your free trial of life has expired
Men are so cold
@@ReginaTrans_ I really hope that wasn’t the message you got from my comment
@@MrHistory269 no, I was talking about all the commenters
I got kinda sad watching this vid, but still this comment made me laugh hahahaha
@@ReginaTrans_ are u vegetarian? Or why u acting like its a tragedy this cow got killed by lightning when we eat beef everyday
Its funny the other cows just walk off fast away from him like" glad it wasn't me, tough break buddy. 😂
it's a shame because that cow was really outstanding in her field.
Omfg 😂
This should become the top comment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment really moooved me.
See you when your comment hits 1k.
I like how the other cows just fled the scene like they were going to be next.
How could they not? So much was at steak!
That shit would be so insanely loud and jolting. Experienced a strike like that myself in Panama and it made me scream
I'd say we would all do the same
Wouldn't you? You're a rational human being, and you're probably more likely than not to run away if lightning struck within meters of you.
Who is that in your picture??
RIP Friend. You were always out standing in your field.
This comment deserved way more attention 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
God dammit
Masterpiece I tell you
Lmao
Y'all this is copied, it doesn't deserve any attention
"Hey Thor, I forgot to pick up steak from the supermarket, can you help a human out?"
"No worries brother, I'll even cook it for you".
😂❤
Best comment
I read that in Chris Hemsworth voice
So glad they used an arrow. Love the extra time spent on helping the audience with the visual support. That way I don't have to replay.
Was actually nervous at first because I was trying to guess which one for the first few seconds
For the first arrow I was like it must have hit a group of cows
Right?!?! I was already thinking about how I would have to rewind and check half the cows to see who went down!
You still replayed didn't you? I know I dod
@@ML-ks2lj maybe at least 4 or 5 times.
This is actually not a rare event. It's medium-rare.
When he got to the other side I wonder if God told em: “well done”
I kinda thought that it was "Well done", myself!🐮🌨️⛈️🌩️⚡🍝🥗🍛🥛🍽️!!!
Dinnertime! Come an' git it!!!
Yo that’s messed up but funny at the same time
Mmmmmmmm medium rare 🤤
Damn these comments have me laughing. 😂😂😂
Thor: I feel like burgers tonight.
xD
xD
xD
Vegans incoming LOL
Continue to make good videos my good sir
All of the other cows are saying, "glad it wasn't me today."
That cow will be missed. He was so kind, almost like he just attracted good energy.
Rip. He’s with the legends themselves 🙏🏽
Hahaha
Cows are she/her.
How dare you misgender…🤣
That must’ve been a pretty _positive_ cow.
He had been turning his life around and was hoping to go to college to become a doctor.
I don't get why there are dislikes. You clicked to see a video of a cow getting struck by lightning and that's what you got.
Whoa, yeah. I never thought of that, bu-LOL
Wow you are right.
Just dislike bots. Say more than half?
And most disliking to probably show they feel bad or something.
desolatelife1155 probably vegans.
I don't see any lightning. Just a white line across the screen.
@@BarkaDog That white line across the screen is lightning..
"Dad, what happened to the cow that was struck by lightning?"
"Never mind, Johnny . Eat your burger."
Want some steak with that burger?
I happen to have a lot of beef right now Johnny. Instead of your burger how about some raw steak
That took a dark turn
O_O Oh god... I hope Johnny wasn't attached to that cow XD
😂😂😂👍👍
Such raw footage, this is so rare. And you managed to catch it on camera? Well done
Not so well done: _medium_ rare at most.
Well, it's not "raw" anymore is it? 🤣💀
Notice the shock waves in the grass from the lightning strike,
Rosie, sweetie, it's a security camera that films 24/7 for the gas station.
@@espressogirl68able Honey boo boo, I know. It was a joke. Raw, rare and well done are all references to steak
The cow was like:
"Is this what you want Zeus?"
"Strike me down ZEUS"
"You dont have the the *BAL-* "
Original
*I understand those reference
i was going to comment this
Zeus: who's got the balls now?
😆
also, seeing a cow cooked like this is rare.
But its not fully cooked so its rare
@The Raisin no, its rare. We just had this discussion man 🤦♂️😂😂
budum tish
Not medium rare unfortunately
i thought it was medium rare
The other cows were like "oh yea he's dead, he's fucking dead, yea totally died"
LoL
Bruh! XD also were all Daniel's here
@@danielvibez4000 daniel is my name i just have danny on username crap
Hell yeah dude! GOD IS MY JUDGE REPRESENT
@@dannyr333 YES! good to meet a fellow believer. I wouldnt use the word "Hell yeah" but i get what you mean =)
@@danielvibez4000 I will now break the cycle with *my* name mwuahahahahahahaha >:D
I can't believe not one cow stopped to help. Animals.
Would love to be corrected if I'm mistaken, but the struck cow was already dead when she crumpled.
💀🗿
God : "smites cow"
Peta : "Suprised Pikachu face"
Suprised Pikachu face
Pikachu: *uses Thunder on Miltank*
*It's super effective!*
Me: sees video and try to laugh
*koffing*
Me: sees this comment and evolves
*weezing*
Pikachu: *mypokecard com/e n/Gallery /Pokemon-Gasping
1,000th likes! 👍
Smite 😂😂
*lightning strikes cow*
Herd: MOOOOOOOVE
Dyl Pickle 😂
😂😂😂
wtf 💀
😂😂😂
Very punny
To the person who installed the camera: Well Done.
To the cow that was struck by lightning:Well Done.
Nice lol. Good jokes are quite rare in youtube comments these days
@@oreji3987 nah I like 'em medium rare
That just wasn’t good
💀💀
I really giggled at this
"Sir would you like your steak extra crispy, or charged?"
When you want a steak so rare, it never happens twice.
That's actually a good joke
That's a great slogan bro 💯💪😤
Wow... this was a great comment!! Props my man!!
Underrated this is great.
Best RUclips comment I’ve seen
Waiter: "How would you like your steak, sir?"
AC/DC: "THUNDERSTRUCK"
*shreds guitar riff*
😂😂😂
This wins
This comment got me
Thunder
How shocking.
A tragic loss; the animal was outstanding in his field.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Eminem lyric, try again
👏 👏 👏
😂😂😂😂😂good one
"Go touch some grass!"
"I can't, I died"
Huge METAL gas station
Lightning: Nah imma zap the cow
to be fair, that cow probably wasn't properly grounded. All the other cows apparently were.
Grounding is what beckoned the lightning.
@Kudzu Dbozu 🤣
@@LordPrometheous my man you got your understanding of electricity backwards
@@remrem3653 yeah, I thought the think that saves you from that is not being grounded because the electricity can't travel through you to the ground
God: Got milk?
Dairy farmer: They're out in the field, help yourself
God: Okido...
*Heavy Incomprehensible and Confused Breathing*
Please, don’t blaspheme against God.
@@David.124 Hallelujah
One moment everyone is friendly having a pic-nic in the fields, a moment later they all run for their lives, no looking back. Cows...
They thought it was amoosing...............
@@colinl9018 i hate this joke and love it the same time
polarfroge exactly. Like those we see in the streets nightly.
One minute a nice picnic, next minute, a barbecue...
They are COWards!
Chicken with rifle half a mile away: "That's right...lightning."
honestly watching the cow fall was a bit scary and sad at the same time.
Really? Sad? That's fast food at its finest 😋
@@joshmiller1928 Wow!!! Lol!!!
An instant demise is not the worst fate.
im not id rather see the cow get hit by lightning die to it instantly then it getting thrown by a tornado and having to live with pain or sum
Nice profile pic :)
Cheers to everyone who’s getting these random videos we broke the algorithm lol
This is what I came here for
Yep
Yup
Thx m8
it seemed all 2007 and shit. I liked this youtube way better
I like how we all just decided to click on this and was like “Oh yah might as well watch a cow get struck by lighting today.
Fax😂
I don’t need this call out from the commie version of a stand
@@colevu8906 what are you on about mate
Hahahahahaha so true!
I feel called out
Bro didn't get flash-frozen, bro got flash-cooked
Gordon ramsay: R A W, still R A W, but also overcooked to SHIT
Zeus: yes chef sorry chef
No
Thor: You call that a bolt of lightning?
no joke I can hear Ramsay's voice with this comment
@@yuuyuuru9833 same! Lol
Lol
The other cows just walked away like she got shanked on the yard in a prison.
instincts
Lmfaooooo
Yall ever get spanked by God?
They actually ran, cows just are a bit slow
LOL, yo man, was that a pun?
"Shanked" as in beef shank?
That's so weird it struck there with everything else around. Trees, mountains, signage, buildings. Cow got screwed on that deal lol.
A mammal has a much stronger charge than a tree or a building but yes quite weird
@@timsmith5644 I learned that the difference in charge is so great it means nothing. It’s all about proximity. So holding a golf club with a steel shaft or a wooden baseball bat is the same if you’re next to a 80ft tree, the tree will likely get struck before you would.
Lightnings follow the easier path to ionize, which is the path that has the bigger variation of ions in the atmosphere. That's why a pool can get hit by a lightning even if it's surrounded by trees 70m tall, buildings and high antennas, if there's enough ions, then the lighting will hit the pool, no matter what
That's why they look like they are growing in every direction at first, cuz they are filling all the possible paths, until the first of them touches the ground, so all the energy retrieves to the source point and is thrown through the winner path with all the possible force in an instant
@@emily_furlife in a nutshell, lightnings are a very advanced natural path finding algorithm
The cow got struck by lightning at exactly 7:35:03AM on the 20th of August 2018, and died a second later. Rest in peace to this cow. Remember, if you think an arrow is pointing straight at you, it's likely that you'll get struck by lightning. So, watch out.
Cow: "moo"
Lightning: "the fuck you just say?!"
🤣🤣🤣
I like this comment 🤣🤣
LMFAO XD
🤣🤣
🤣
Tragic. No living thing can take three consecutive giant red and green arrows, let alone a little calf. RIP.
No it was the horizontal flash of light across the camera that got him. The arrows were just telling the horizontal light who to kill
@@jacobgoodstone7572 womp womp
Underrated comment
he's "well done" now
Part 2
ruclips.net/video/z7J1IvQJ_kw/видео.html
Between "Does a Pillow Work as a Silencer" and this... these recommendations have been on point lately!
I had both of these in the last 20 minutes recommended.
Bro facts. Cow was like “I like grass and not doin shit” nature was like “ BING BONG”
Can u link that?
@@shanbadhesa8188 Hahahahaha...
ruclips.net/video/TrdLpbflXyQ/видео.html
Good luck 👍🏾👍🏾😂😂
@@ice319 thanks broda
Thank you for brightening up my day
Rip sir cow. He will be remembered for his beaming energy and positivity.
LMAO
And being fully cooked and ready to eat 😋
He went from being Sir Cow to Sir Loin.
May I be remembered for the same?
I was also almost smited and consumed by god
@@dandywaysofliving That's a bit cannibalistic 🤓
Zeus' Wife: we haven't had steaks in a while, eh? Why don't you run down to the store and grab some for the grill.
Zeus:
Lmaooo
Lmfao
@@jusbetter9877 I know lol
It's a joke
I already follow Jesus Crist
thanks though
@@jusbetter9877 you have issues dude 😂 👌 💯 there's no need to be so defensive about your religion when nobody was even talking about it. Go back to your corner and play nicely with your friends. Nobody needs your unnecessary interjections.
@@jusbetter9877 shut up nobody cares if you like your own comment
A cowboy once told me lightning storms are terrifying because you're out there in a field on a horse, sitting up higher than all the cows.
.-.
Nice one
Time to get a new job.
That's bullshit a small height advantage like that won't make a difference. I've gallows through the open lands in hefty lightning storms and never have I ever heard of anything like that. It's simply a lot of luck
@@frankthegerman4426 it actually greatly affects your odds of being struck if you knew anything about how lightning works
The expectation had me anxious, then the arrows ruined it, and to finish it all the ending is anticlimatic af. What a rollercoaster of disappointing emotions
Jesus! Life’s tough as it not.?
This happened to a cow on a family member’s ranch. The baby was left without its mother and had to be raised by them and is now kind of like their pet lol. Its an extremely friendly cow too since it was brought up directly around humans, it’s name is “Dog”
Edit: No, dog will not be eaten haha
How happy and sad. Are they going eat " Dog"? I pray they don't..
Yea, I'd like to know too if they end up eating him. Keep us updated please.
@@KOOLBadger there's a Chinese joke in there somewhere
Well it's name is gonna be "Steak" soon.
🙌🙌
I like how there’s 3 trees in the back and lightning chooses a cow.
Gotta get that milk ready
The whole lightning attracted to tallest object thing only happens when the lightning is within a distance of the height of the object. Like for a 30 foot tall object, lightning has to be within 30 feet of it to be attracted to it. Otherwise it continues on to the ground. The lightning was already headed within a couple feet of that cow.
@@deransadventures Never knew that. Interesting.
I wish I could milk those utters.
he was claiming to be god
Rip he had a whole life ahead of him but now he’s well done
That was bad
@@JTS_P i mean it probably is by now
bro he hasn't a whole life ahead of him. He surly would be eaten by humans
💀💀💀
@@JTS_P you didn't liked the seasoning ?
Easy way to get a cup of steaming, hot milk. LOL
They should have mooved.
Nice
Yes
Staying there was clearly a miSTEAK
The fact that the person who uploaded it wrote it makes it ten times better
🥁 BA-DUM-DUMP!! 🥁
For everyone wondering what it's like to get struck by lightning, there's actually no pain at all (at least for my dad's buddy). He was struck one time, he says he instantly woke up in a hospital bed as if absolutely no time passed by at all. His whole body hurt a hella lot after that but he was fine. He said and I quote: "If I could choose the way I die in the future, I would choose death by lightning."
That's cap
I totally get your point, but that depends on your consciousness. If a lightning strike makes you unconscious instantly, you'll feel nothing, like the case of your dad's buddy. Some people aren't so lucky and stay conscious - they feel a jolting, excruciating pain, and can't move their body at all. Trust me, the latter is horrible!
So lightning is just like a reboot button?
scientest belive when human is struck by lightning its the smaller braches of the lightning that mostly strikes them, & they dont die, if we were to have been struck by the main center branch of the lighting it would probably frie you
except if nobody is there to resuscitate you, then you die.
He went from happy cow to happy meal in under 1 second. Life happens fast
Happy meals contain chicken not steak
Happy meals contain no real food whatsoever
Happy meals contain meals- not moos.
@@p3ril0us28 no actually it contains the 500k children that goes missing every year
Life doesn't happen. The mind happens and a happening is not real only imagined.
I’m guessing Thor wanted a burger
That's why us sasquatches usually stay in the forests where there are lots of trees to get struck instead of us
Smart
Please tell me your location, I promise I won't tell anyone else
What about your Yeti brethren?
i have found you again xd
You’re everywhere
This whole situation was honestly shocking. Cow always gave me the impression of being so grounded.
and being beef?
A lighting pun well done 🏆 everyone else is just going for the cow puns
Lol shocking
Well done 👏
You're 100% going to die from a lightning strike for this
The camera crew was . . . on strike.
They had probably stepped away from the camera to breathe
Too much chocolate rain that day, they had to call in
Deez.
DEEZ NUTZ
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
Almost like this ⬆️
@@Uaarkson 😂😂😂 how can this be reality
Am i the only one who predicted which cow that was struck before the arrow showed up ?
Shows how fragile life truly is. Bless that creature.
its dead
@@Chuked, ._.
That poor cow. Just chewing it’s cud then bam!
@@ytTaz480 mmmmhhhmmm
@@ytTaz480 Yummy!
And this is why folks, never eat wet grass...
@Δ Sれ丹Kモ 山工匕卄 S山丹ム Cows aren’t folks so they can eat wet grass .
Vegans punching the air right now
I think there's other reasons you shouldn't eat wet grass
@@cutiepie1511 read it right its saying folks to us and then puts a comma next to it
On a rainy Tuesday...
RUclips: do you want to see a cow being struck by lightning?
2 million people: yes
Hahaha😐
hot milk, not the coco kind tho unless it really got roasted that bad, then itll look like coffee
No.. I wanted to see it struck by a giant blue arrow.
BEEF. It's what's for dinner. 🍴
All these cow puns are so "well done"
Gives a whole new meaning to ground beef.
"chuckles in electrician"
It wished it had been "grounded beef".
bruhhhhhh
Floor beef
Ba Dum Tssss
How to make steak
Google: put it in the oven
Bing:
(Edit: Guys I know it’s being grilled)
This comment is so underrated it's not even funny
@@kamithejokes76r25 I think it's the fact that he said to put the steak in the oven that had it so underappreciated, nobody cooks steak in the oven.
@@alexwhelan4255 oh
I think u mean grill
I was about to like but then I read, “put it in the oven”
Cow: *Falls over*
Other cows: "Smile and wave, boys."
@Pot of Greed Get a life.
@Pot of Greed then don't read them Mr intellectual.
@Pot of Greed You know most people gloss over comments they don't like, right? Unless you're either easily offended or 12, I'm guessing you're 12. Anyway Mr "I have to respond to comments I don't like rather than ignore them" I'm off to watch more random videos that enter my recommendations list. "Thank you, fuck you, bye."-Jim Cornette.
@Pot of Greed *grabs popcorn*
Lmao
Whole new meaning to ground beef.
"Sear for approximately 30 microseconds at 36,000 degrees Fahreneit"
*360000
Precooked meat
Flash Cooked!
Gordon Ramsey Has Left The Chat.
Celsius?
It's actually wild that some divine shot of electricity can come down from the sky at any time and smite you in 2 milliseconds
Devine? Why? Go…..
He was such an evil cow………. He ate too much and killed 30,000 too many grasses……………………..?
Not all that surprising that people have viewed it religiously for so long. When lightning rods were first becoming a thing, numerous churches would refuse to use them. They believed lighting was a sign of God’s judgement, so using a lightning rod was trying to subvert God’s eternal plan. Needless to say, these churches had a tendency to burn down. Now everybody is pro lightning prevention.
@@cbrjs What are you even saying you degenerate, just stop typing
@@cbrjs has nothing to do with how the poor Cow lived it’s life, if it was Gods Will, it was his will, in which we just can’t understand given our much lesser conscience. Only until we are received into Heaven can these occurrences even begin to make sense
Farmer: "Guess I'll pick a cow to take to slaughter."
God: "Oh, let me pick."
Edit: Imagine putting the word "edit" in your reply.
Mmm.. roasted.. thanks god!
@the one eye freak Edit: Touche.
Underrated comment!!!
God doesnt control the weather.
Farmer:Oh my god they killed my Cow
Bull:You(beep)
*PETA bans lightning*
@one of a kid PETA bans lightning by killing cows...
Johnny after trying to kill all sheep’s and most of the stray cat and dogs
Lmao
PC. bans everthing!!!!
My brother has been bad how could my bro kil a cow >:(
He turned into a mooshroom
Haha
Underrated
Ass
So do you think they were all bulls. Or just that one out of all the female cows. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha
I’ve always wondered how Arby’s makes their roast beef.
There's only 10% beef in Arby's RB the rest is ferret.
😂😂😂
I've always wondered how they make the Horsey Sauce?
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Oof
Fact: Not a single one of you searched for this video. It found you instead.
Poor cow, SHE (happy Phil Yew
?) was just standing there than just fell over.
After being cooked rare in less then a second. So sad...
@@tenaciousjape8288 XD Nooo!
Thats what cows do
Poor guy was working all night long.
that wasn't lightning it died of disease
The cow: Innocently monches a grass
Nature itself: ... And I took that personally
Overused dead meme
@@Eire_Aontaithe who cares
Dude you know I'm getting older. I'm just now seeing this meme and find it funny. It's apparently overused lol
@@NonchalantlyChozen The sentence "And i took that personally" is very overused. But if you are seeing it for the first time...
@@Eire_Aontaithe then I'm not in the internet on the parts you are as much as you are? 🤦🏿♂️. Simple math kiddo
RUclips: wanna see lightning hit a cow?
Me at 1 AM Christmas morning: sure
Same!!!
Oh man same
Lol 😆
belated merry christmas everyone
Merry crimmus!!!
Lightning was on that advanced level cow tipping 😂
Absolutely nobody:
Zeus: imma fuck up this cows day
I think Thor was hungry for steak or burgers
Indir want steak with alcohol
No
More like fuck up that cow’s LIFE. Most likely dead.
More like fuck the cow.
Literally the cow wasnt even in tallest object in the vicinity, the lightning had a vendetta and was seeing this shit through or something.
It's edited. That's why the lightning had a vendetta
Yea that tallest crap is B.S. There is several types of lighting. Even some that actually start from the ground up. Fact is, when it's your time, it's your time🤷.
@@R-BURQUENO yeah it's not bs it's a higher probability of being struck the higher you are. And ground to cloud lightning is relatively rare and uncommon. And the several types you are going on about are not as different as you make them sound. Like 4 of them look the same but are just affected by charge and distance. Ball lighting is extremely rare and usually harmless and we have cloud to cloud basically lightning flashes you see when looking up that make the clouds glow
@@R-BURQUENO don't literally all of them strike from the ground up. That's lightning itself
You might even say, it had a beef with the cow
The comment section is really grilling this poor cow with these puns, the puns themselves are cruel but they are so well done.
Get out
Stay in
Take my like and gtfo
God these puns are fucking awful, take my dislike
YO LMAO
Ik a man that got struck by lighting twice on 2 separate occasions and he’s still alive. The fact this cow died instantly is kinda crazy to me.
And God said: “Let there be steak.”
And thus, America was born
hamburger
And the Lord proclaimed: Let there be beef. And it was good.
And Science said: "No thank you."
@@booksgaming1426 and they didnt get to taste the beaf,poor science😔
RUclips : wanna see a cow die?
me at 2am: no, but actually yes
Bruh 2:26 am for me
Haha. Yes! 1:03am here.
2:34 for me
I got no life! Damn
I'm 1:46 but will continue to 3
"Move over Jim, I want to eat here!"
"You know, God sees everything."
"Oh yeah? What's he gonna do?"
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Nice! 😂
Actually the night before he was worshipping a golden calf so.... definitely not surprised
_"Strike me down, Zeus!"_
Poseidon, Thor, Zeus: “We feel like eating steak. Let’s cook it fresh.”
Waitress: How would you like your steak?
Me: Struck by lightning.
That's gonna be some Divine steak
That's real funny
Shocking
Lighting: **strikes cow**
the other cows: *welp there goes jerry lets move bois nothing more to see here.*
I think you mean, "Let's mooooove, boys"
It would also be "ladies" as cows are female. :)
@@EricTheKei haha nice. (im not trying to be sarcastic btw nice joke)
@@zepman9200 yeah sure whatever tickles your pickle
@@zepman9200 Fair enough ;)
Cow: "So guys, wanna hear a joke about Zeus?"
So underrated comment lmao
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I like cows
@@jasonnguyen9994 I like dogs🤗
@@nwamanauche1545 I like dogs too
Farmer: Aww Shucks, My Bessie, He's Dead!
He survived it, but after his friends started calling him Chuck.
Or smokey
This is where the DoD gets the milk to make MRE cheese spread
chas ames uh, fyi cows are female.
@@Thepirireis In cow, Chuck is a female name.
@@ToMeTheFool this is golden
Remember kids: if you ever feel unlucky, remember that this cow got struck by lightning in the middle of a group of cows. It's not so bad! :D
If I was a cow I would probably have been the cow that would get struck by lightning in a herd of cows. I bet some people here feel the same way lol.
"Dude, how lucky are we for being in the outdoors and not crowded in these horrific slaughter hou...."
@Hi Gila no
@I'LL BE BACK ! he was talking from the perspective of cows!
@I'LL BE BACK ! So great people get PTSD and got heavily infected with covid and gave no care to the workers. Nothing is great about a slaughterhouse
@@MKD1101 he's a Slaughterer, give him a break
@@MKD1101 FYI Butchers cut meat from slabs made at the slaughterhouse. Slaughterhouse does not mean butcher. Most butchers will never gut, or kill an animal. Slaughterhouses on the other hand do kill.... Alot! especially the Kosher or Hallal ones!
Appearently Sonic the Hedgehog had beef with that cow