KRUMPIN Imperial Knight | "Lord Horrik" | Boss Fight | SHOOTAS, BLOOD & TEEF
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Krumpin Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion Essa, The Triumphant! The Light of Stars! The Eradicator! - Игры
Imagine having to file that after action report to the mechanicus "Yea we lost an imperial knight and a thunderhawk to a single ork with a machine gun"
With a yellow shoota*
You would be surprised as to how many times this has actually happened.
His name wasn’t long enough, sad to see a young one go so soon
baneblade as well
@@crabcakelol9507 as well as THE BANEBLADE
I like to think the health bar says "Lord Horrik" cause that's the only part that Gargaz paid attention to
It would be funnier if his entire name was up there but the name is the health bar and as it lowers so does the name
@@jackmack4181 legend comment
Love the achievement you get when you beat him "Lord Who cares"
or just “Whatever”
I love how Horrik was fully prepared to repeat all of his titles with the same gravitas, even though he seemed almost offended the ork fell asleep half way through.
I personally love this about Imperial Knights and I want more in the future.
I love how he kinda stumbles at the start when he starts to repeat it as well. Like, even the Chaos traitors are at least respectful enough to listen to the recitation of heritage and titles, and respond in kind. "Nob Gargaz, Killah uv da Goff Nob, Loota o' da Punisha, Krumpa uv da poncy battlewagon of Valor, Stompa uv da bug boiz, Sick-killah, Breakah uv da Sentinel's knees, Scar-scarrerer, Krusha uv da Mega Kan!" woulda been the only other reply I woulda accepted. Followed by [Confused Knight Noises].
In reality the pilot wouldn't care to recite his titles. he would just roast the ork right then and there.
@@klortikterra4423 imperial knights are so vain they could easily do either
@@thatorangeguy3646 Oh absolutely, but I have to assume he was hearing how the White Scars were getting Solo'd by One Nob and felt he *HAD* to do it himself
The dramatic music restarting when he starts reciting his titles again is the cherry on top.
This entire game was like if Emperor's TTS universe was made into a game, but focused on the orks.
Gargaz has the cutest little stubby legs.
Lord Horrik was literally giving a TTS Cato Sicarius intro speech.
If you think about it, TTS might be how the Orks perceive 40k.
@@joshuakim5240 my mind wasn't ready for that level of heresy
This is a great headcanon lol
There’s really no way to know if Horrik even knew this was the leader of the WAAAGH! So it’s safe to assume he gives this speech to literally every ork he comes across.
RIP Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion Essa, The Triumphant, The Light of Stars, The…
*Eradicator.*
I believe Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantibe Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion Essa, The Triumphant, The Light of Stars, The Eradicator survived and will come back in the sequel.
Ork : Yawning...you wot?
@@bluebanderhaitartist Ah right, need to change my translator to Orkish. Let's see here… oh here it is!
R.I.P. NOB HO-RIKK KAN-OV-WORMS!
SECOND GIT OV WARBOSS VALE-OV-RIKK KAN-OV-WORMS!
HEAD NOB OV KLAN KAN-OV-WORMS!
BOSS OV DA CHOPPA OF GAIAH!
OWNAH OV DA DOOR OV LORE-A-LO!
USAH OV DA HUNGRY SKORCHA!
BRINGAH OV FOIGHTS!
WORD-GIT OV DA MOB OV DA DED-'ARD STABBA!
DA MAGANOB OV KO-TO!
KRUMPAH OV DA BIG CAT ESSAH!
DA WINNAH!
DA SHINY BIT OV DA STARS!
DA…
*KILLAH!*
The Eradicated*
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Yawn… youz wot?
As an imperial Knight player I can confirm. Every Knight gains at least one new titel with each battle he was in.
Yea, longest title I got a knight to was 6 before he was blown up by ultramarines
@@lowkaytong8407 oof
At least he's not a custodes, millennia of titles, that ork would probably die of boredom while he went on for months
Custodes gets a title for everything that they do
@@Tyranid_HiveMind rise custodian for your valiant act of breathing I pronounce you… Inhalius, the Everbreathing
„Yeah yeah whatever. Waaaaght!”It was beautiful. Just simply beautiful.
Had ta bust out the dakka
@@BLOODKINGbro but-but she’s 12 skul-graba!
-🤓
In all of Warhammer history, a knight has never gone down so easily
Eh. That one ork was the warboss of his own WAAAAAGH!, fought and won against orks, legions of the imperium, the white scars chapter, chaplain and even a genestealer cult. All in all, not a bad way to go down
he had the power of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (with him)
> Bringer of Hope
So he works for Tzeentch?
@@floricel_112 He was a boy beginning to start his own waaagh. Fighting a Dominus pattern knight.
His ego armor was shattered.
All that experience... only to get krumped by a single Ork.
Only to get gorked by a single mork
@@postpwnmalone its more honourable to get gorked by a mork than get krumped by an ork
@@hahafunnyname it's more honourable to be gorked by a mork than to be morked by a gork.
Never underestimate Orks
SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE
the fact that knights do this in the lore makes this little cutscene even better for some context knightly houses spend about 6-9 hours a day reading the past victories and heroes of their house...... EVERY...DAY!
imagine how bored they may get if they were listening to a Custode going through all their titles
@@jeremybk54 a guardsman would've probably finished his tour of duty twice and retired on a pleasure world before a custodian finishes half of his titles
@@jart1984 I mean if the Emporer had TTS summed it up pretty much even AD mech doesn’t want to go down that road: BRANCH adeptus custodes RANK captain general NAME TSSSSK SCREW…THAT!
Yeah, I imagine that’s why so of those houses fall easily because of the lack of training these knights go through.
@@henrywhitmore8344 so that's why they call him Kitten
Who does Horrik think he is? Mighty Settra Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds? Wrong universe your lordship!
“… da zog ya yammerin’ ‘bout? I’z wazn’t payin’ attention ‘an slept a bit… you’d fightin’ or wot you git?”
I am surprised that you had the will to write down all this
Uhh. The who?
Wow you were able to get all his titles, did you read it of a page or did it by memory because that is impressive.
maybe he thinks he is Cato Sicarius the former captain of the Ultramarines 2nd Company and current commander of the Victrix Honour Guard, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar and High Suzerain of Ultramar?
1:02: My favorite part of the whole thing once everything is said and done. I started laughing hard once that wall of text just appeared.
I agree it felt like borderlands met alfabusa
Same here. I just paused the game, laughed for a minute and then started sending my friends the warhammerist intro ever.
The best part is that this is *exactly* what Imperial Knights are like in the lore. They would make you stand around in the middle of an active warzone, just so they can declare their dozens of titles just to hype themselves up, before promptly stepping on you and killing you immediately.
Of course the Knight would feel the need to say half of his life's story to what seemed like a random ork that happen to pass by. I also love the implication that the ork band found a way to broadcast their song over the Imperial coms
Does every knight give a speech
@@mosesborras3221 only when they arrive on the battlefield and they just say their titles and if they like say something like "we are the defenders of mankind"
@@mosesborras3221 It's customary for House Terryn Knights to list their full name, titles, and honors during every event they have. It's such an obnoxiously long ritual that many of the younger knights intentionally go crusading to avoid having to sit through it...which is exactly what the Elders want them to do.
@@mrbigglezworth42 that’s genius
@@mrbigglezworth42The elders are playing 4D chess
He believed in himself, and that’s all he needed
Nah he needed an Ork to believe in him more and that's what was the difference 😂
The monologue is hilarious.
especially the wall of text
That Knight Horrik was driving is one of the strongest types of Knight too
Are you forgetting the acastus
@@dustinplew3783 the valiant is still a powerful knight the Flamer can incinerate a Leman Russ
@@dustinplew3783 *laughs in no money*
Only the Acastus and Castellan can even compare. For everything stronger, you'd need a Titan
@@nyxnox2135 the acastus is basically a titan
That intro music is real nice, and seeing the track title, it hits deep. Lord Horik is the last of his house apparently, so I respect his intro a little more. Also adds the grim dark warhammer is known for.
So what's the track name?
@@PeterZaitcev Last of House Canorem
@@doctorrubicon2441 oh.
So Horik was a Freeblade? Because if I'm not wrong that's what Imperial knights are called when they are the last of their house
@@ntfoperative9432 damn that's...kind of sad. Dude missed his house so much he didn't even formally accept the fact he was a Freeblade. He just continued trying to add to his family's legacy. Plus, he still only listed himself as the PRINCE of the household. He could've taken his dad's title of High King but instead refused.
Hah
That's the *Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote* of Warhammer 40k
Sigvald, go home. You’re drunk
Unlike Zote Lord horrid is a badass
I can imagine him having 37 precepts aswell
This is the most on point fucking knight introduction ever. Damn braggin hummies
not even gonna lie the ‘the eradicator’ part of the monologue gives me chills. It’s so good
I clicked this afraid that the Imperial Knight would not give himself a dramatic introduction. I found not only did he introduce himself but my eyes had closed and I was in tears with a triumphant raised fist by the time his final title was spoken.
Always love the trope of including the incredibly long list of titles in the intro cut
The knight thinks to have as many titles as settra!? HERESY!
Please this is not even nearly as close.
@@tavernburner3066 that he would even attempt is heresy enough! Even if that attempt was only a paltry one
Imagine if this actually happened in a serious telling of an ork invasion. A single ork kills something like that.
Considering that it's 40K, this definitely happened
You should read Brutal Kunnin' - where two orks, a squig and a shokkjump dragsta take out an imperial titan by teleporting through its voidshields and then boarding it
@@kai_27-82 cool thanks
It's a small detail but I appreciate that he didn't manage to close the Thunderhawk's door before going into the void.
can I just say how good lord Horrik theme sounds you really get the empresses that you are fighting something the imperium just say "RIGHT" and decided to literally send one of the big guns.... only to be killed by one Ork with a machine gun.
I can’t believe he chose to walk past him, instead of just stomping
The idea of a single ork boi defeating an imperial knight is hilarious. 10/10 very orky.
HAM TO HAM COMBAT
To be fair there where a time when 2 Ork's, a gretchen and a squig was able to take down an Imperator Titan
@@j.t8529 ah, Brutal Kunnin', trully one of the 40k books ever written
WWAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
I've done this on the table top. If you take the perk 'more dakka' you get to roll again for another shot on every 6. Roll enough 6's and your single ork boi can tear down knights. Considering a knight uses up a 4th of your available points, it is a big kick in the nuts when you pull it off.
Interesting that he calls the knight “tinboy”. Makes me wonder if they’ve got specific names for AdMech or Sororitas
They likely call all Admech Tinboyz while with the Sororitas they may call them something like "Girlyboyz" or "flamergirlz" or something similar.
@@loganswalk8621 I’m now picturing an Ork calling a Sororitas a “Femboy” 😭😂
Pretty sure Orks just call admech mekboyz or 'umie mekboyz if dere bein specifik
cogboyz for admechs iirc
@@squidopedia_ you give me an idea i goin to make not a dark mechanicus but a mork's mechanicus
I love that it has all the same details as the actual model.
Really need to finish my chaos knight army.
Really want to see someone make a Lord Horrik for their army
ya know, that +3 bs fucking hurts.
Also, 5+ invul only against ranged means that even normal Goff Boyz in a WAAAGH! can land a good score of wounds on the average knight, much less the armigers.
Edit: on the same note, 3+ sv on a big stinkin' robot seems mighty terrible when you realize the number of AP-less hits that can go through through sheer bad luck alone.
@@baronprocrastination1722 its even worse for the forgeworld knights like the acastus knights which are supposed to rival warhound titans
Bricky's probably sweating at this cutscene, the knights running his favorite weapons the harpoon and the triple-barreled flame thrower
He ony pressed the right button because he believed it to be...
wow does this does a great job of showing how absurd the imperial knights can be
Now imagine if he were a custodes
The Custodes would just Murder the Ork they don’t have pride or Valor
Custodes have zero fucks to give and will not let a filthy xenos so much as blink before they (the filthy xenos) get turned to paste. Then it's a matter of scraping said paste off the ground and incinerating it.
The ork die of borigness after the custodians spend 3 days saying his names and titles
Shoutout to the noise marine absolutely jammin out in the background
bro's name was a custodes-type beat fr
Only for the intro is the best of Warhammer 40K Boss ever!! 😍
I love how the nobles who pilot knights are canonically incredibly prideful and with massive egos
To be fair. If you were given a massive knight Gundam that holds more firepower than the U.S, houses your ancestor memories, after enduring your soul being literally sewn into the knight (very painful process) I think you earn the right to be very full of yourself.
@@jokerman9623 yeah, i Can't really blame them for challenging titans thinking that they would be able to put up a legendary David vs Goliath type of fight
@@luca-ou8pvto be fair certain knight variants such as the acastus knight can go toe to toe with a warhound class titan
I now really want to make a Knight in Pathfinder that adds every time something noteworthy happens with his group a new title that he repeats when he intros himself to new people.
apparently, Orks are from MIle End
Let's be honest: We are ALL here just for the intro 😂
That's a long title name for the Freeblade or imperial knight, but I like that orc skip his long Title 😆
Between this and Dakka Squadron, if I had a nickel for every charming-but-jank officially-liscensed 40K game about orks, I'd have 10 cents. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
After Brutal Kunnin’ the most ridiculous part of this isn’t that a single orc took down a knight, rather it’s that the knight actually gave the courtesy of its title.
"WHEN IN DOUBT, JUST PREZZ ALL ZA BUTTONZ...WHO AM IZ KIDDIN, A BOI NEVA DOUBTS!!!"
who would win?
Krumpin Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion Essa, The Triumphant! The Light of Stars! The Eradicator VS. some boiz
How often do you think imperial knights do this?
All the time
Yes.
*_EVERY. GORKING. TIME. THEY CAN._*
According to their lore, every single day.
Some of them take literal hours just going through all their victories and titles.
@@Reddotzebra
So basically the best way to distract an enemy knight is to make them rant about how they’re hot shit until their suit runs out of power?
The art and animation are absolutely great. The pythonesque/monkey Island humour just adds to it.
Even if it was ment as a joke I find the intro of the Knight incredibly cool.
It'd been funnier if they added the titles under the health bar.
Lord Horrik was all he could remember so that's all that was put there.
One must admire how simple the Orks like to keep things.
I love that name so much.
Aww man I was hoping they shove Horrik’s entire Name in the Health Bar.
Finally, some Imperial Knight representation!
An italian comic trio,Aldo Giovanni and Giacomo,made years ago a similar sketch,Pdor son of Kmer,of the Tribe of Istar,of the desolated lands of Kfnir,one of the last seven wises Puflùr,Galèr,Astafararìn,etc etc...
A true MASTERPIECE
Imagine if next to his health bar it said his entire fucking name and the actual gimmick of the fight was having to figure out where to dodge cause all the projectiles are hidden behind the fucking words
Or that his health bar drops to 0 from few shots but he have separate health bar for each title.
Honestly, some of these epithets are really cool and if I was the knight, I would just stick to three of them just to save my breath
Best intro to a boss fight ever
I feel like Garagaz did that because he knew the name title would fill up the screen
"the ork killed a WHAT?!"
this is the most lore accurate shit ever
Wow this knight is like 30 meters tall while in lore its only 10-12 meters. This is more of a Taitan. Or ork is super small. Both ideas are hilarius so i love it.
Attention ork you face lord Horrik canorem son of high King Valorik Canorem high prince of house canorem.
Master of the blade of gaia keeper of the Gates of lorado
Wielder of Kaloric flame
Bringger of the hope
Herald of the holy order of the adamantine lance
The paladín of Koto
Slayer of the lion of essa
The triumphant
The light of the stars
THE ERRADICATOR
So, have you heard about Settra the Imperishable?
0:41 I'd like to think that Gargaz is breaking the 4th wall and looking at the subtitles there, wondering just how long this git is going to go on!
freeblade but you play as the enemy instead of the knight be like:
Really surprised Lord Horrik just didn't tits up laser everything and boltergun the entire landscape
He didn't actually hit the right lever he just believed it was the right one extra hard this time
I’d believe it
A warhammer game about orks with a simple grafic and dosen't take Itself serious? My god...
Imagine if his ENTIRE name just covered his health bar.
In games like this 40 k universe finaly becomes what it should be.
Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Weilder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, The Slayer of the Lion of Essa, The Triumphant, The Light of Stars, The Eradicator, Survivor of Gargaz's Wagh "Teefgrabba" on the planet Luteus
I put way too much effort into this comment
“You wo’?”
It'd be lore accurate if his title was twice as long.
Wish we could have the theme of his intro speech..
Nice to see a knight with a reasonable name for once.
"Dad why is my sister named Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion Essa, The Triumphant! The Light of Stars! The Eradicator"
Attention warhammer community! I call for your aide
Wow that was cheesy as hell. Anyway, I’m currently trying to paint a valiant knight to be lord horrik. Thought it would make a cool painting project. I’m currently having a problem with the legs however. When lord horrik is facing opposite of gargaz, the left side of each of his legs are green. But when he’s facing gargaz they switch to the right side. Should I keep the green on the right side of each of his legs, or should I make the outside of hos legs green
Funny to think if he just believed that was the front end, it would have been
Somone still has to tell me how he earned the light of stars in order to add it to his name like how do you add that
This is the standard that all future appearances of Imperial Knights will be compared to.
Not ALL of them have to be this dramatic but you know, if they are go all out.
There is no place for Subtlety when your driving a giant Mech
Based Lord Horrik
That some one of a hell ork
Slaanesh must really like this guy, so proud of himself lol.
How many knight houses are there?
Yes
Hundreds
@@anthonyallmond3682 wow that’s a lot I’m surprised the mechanicus have enough material build a bunch of these things
Speaking of long introductions, that guy was on drugs by introducing himself to an ork?
Nope, he's a knight. They are basically a wee bit brainwashed by the tech they use, and they like going through their entire military history for any reason, including just to hear the sound of their own voice.
We learnt something
Orks don’t like long monologues
Gosh when i got this game it maybe scary to fight this guy
Good video to troll the Emperor and his army.
The Knight didn't do enough side quests and earn enough Titles to beat the first Ork Boss.
This game looks like a very updated zombotron
Huh, glad to hear that Gaia its still standing, to be honest.
I tried making his title my discord bio but it was too long
4:38 It IS the right one because he BELIEVES it's the right one
That’s no tin boy, that’s a tin MAN!!
That's the longest name I've heard
I also love how the knight is actually one of the easiest bosses. Just use a Gitseeking rokket launcha and you’ll be fine.