0076 - Comb Picking

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июл 2022
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  • @QuilloManar
    @QuilloManar Год назад +219184

    "It's not about showing criminals how to get around locks, it's about not allowing shit lock companies to get away with selling shit locks."

    • @_audacity2722
      @_audacity2722 Год назад +3356

      @@46buzz simple solution: don't buy this lock

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 Год назад +11

      @@46buzz you do realize that if someone puts the time in it doesn’t matter the type of lock that he “shows” they would just know how to unlock it already stfu with this argument already

    • @prodASAB
      @prodASAB Год назад +2360

      @@46buzz yeah but if you actually were a criminal you would just look it up and find a 1000 videos explaining how to do it i Hardly doubt that his videos has let to any break ins

    • @nikoheino3927
      @nikoheino3927 Год назад +1152

      @@46buzz those who want to learn to do it, can find the information from thousands of websites ontop of thousands of youtube videos. he showing this doesnt do anything.

    • @zachlacaze5126
      @zachlacaze5126 Год назад +368

      @@_audacity2722 but let's be real this guy literally sits around and picks locks all day so there's probably not a lock this dude can't get open

  • @TormodSteinsholt
    @TormodSteinsholt 6 месяцев назад +18975

    A master key fits every lock. A master lock fits every key.

    • @j22563
      @j22563 4 месяца назад

      And a master cock?

    • @prodazer5259
      @prodazer5259 3 месяца назад +93

      142 likes and no comments let me fix that

    • @dstn.7370
      @dstn.7370 3 месяца назад +87

      Hahaha cold

    • @merfyn4838
      @merfyn4838 3 месяца назад +63

      Wow dude that felt personal 😂

    • @wabalubadubdubdub
      @wabalubadubdubdub 3 месяца назад +16

      Damn looks like they warned us

  • @ErikGDiscGolf
    @ErikGDiscGolf 5 месяцев назад +1145

    I love how they put the model number right on the front too so a quick Google search of the lock probably comes right to this video showing how to pick it

    • @LarkspeedNL
      @LarkspeedNL 3 месяца назад +33

      It's says Master on the front that's all people need to know and they will be through it in under 30 seconds.

  • @jeremyrockwell1287
    @jeremyrockwell1287 5 месяцев назад +99

    MF got a collage artpiece of cease and desist letters mounted on his wall.

  • @vibe9318
    @vibe9318 Год назад +36356

    The fact you unlocked it then locked it
    Bro took violation to a whole new level

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert Год назад +13080

    "I can actually open that lock faster with a comb pick than a key."

    • @staticklingon2182
      @staticklingon2182 Год назад +265

      He’s got the master key. “Here, let me get that for you. That one, too. Any others while I’m here?”

    • @pedropimenta896
      @pedropimenta896 Год назад +104

      ​@@staticklingon2182 Masterlock's lock are notoriously and infamously bad.

    • @LeMeowAu
      @LeMeowAu Год назад +89

      ​@@pedropimenta896 with master lock anything is a master key!

    • @realcatlands1560
      @realcatlands1560 Год назад +29

      ​@@LeMeowAu that's why their called Master locks

    • @Znew07
      @Znew07 Год назад +1

      @@realcatlands1560 their what?

  • @Soar_Lean
    @Soar_Lean 27 дней назад +12

    Every time he says the lock, I wait for him to say it could be opened with the same lock

  • @BeforeThisNovember
    @BeforeThisNovember 3 месяца назад +19

    “What do you think to this bad boy?”
    *taps on shoulder*

  • @smoothfeen6274
    @smoothfeen6274 11 месяцев назад +11592

    "I thought it was pretty disappointing."
    "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house!"

    • @spacylord320
      @spacylord320 9 месяцев назад +48

      This had me ded

    • @astupidartist8225
      @astupidartist8225 9 месяцев назад

      @@spacylord320I skinned a man alive one time

    • @doge405
      @doge405 8 месяцев назад +67

      im a locksmith and im a locksmith

    • @davidcaceres9184
      @davidcaceres9184 6 месяцев назад +39

      "you used a master lock"
      "It can be opened using a master lock"

    • @D4rk-kn1ght
      @D4rk-kn1ght 6 месяцев назад +12

      Hello I have successfully broken into ur house and now give me waffle fries and I will leave very peacefully.

  • @SussBus
    @SussBus Год назад +11422

    "with exceptionally disappointing locks..." Destroyed that lock with one sentence 😂

  • @ethernet01
    @ethernet01 3 месяца назад +7

    a comb pick: the master key for master locks

  • @jimboscomp
    @jimboscomp 4 месяца назад +6

    Your videos on this lock led me to getting the Pac Lock hasps. I now use Pac Lock for all my locks in and out of my vans, and custom order so each can has a different universal lock. Forget Master!

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 Год назад +13321

    “What do you think about these bad boys?”
    “I am already inside your house”

    • @laistab1916
      @laistab1916 Год назад +80

      And back out the back next to the pool

    • @rosbelrodriguez5766
      @rosbelrodriguez5766 Год назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rb1967.
      @rb1967. Год назад +3

      “I have already infiltrated your family and they are fully convinced I am what you used to be”

    • @RodTimed
      @RodTimed Год назад +9

      I a weird one I got in through the Garage

    • @fantassy6664
      @fantassy6664 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @memelephant
    @memelephant Год назад +12307

    “A lock keeps an honest man out”

    • @nhaake
      @nhaake Год назад +175

      Keeps an honest man honest 👍

    • @flipwonderland4181
      @flipwonderland4181 Год назад +165

      yeah but you'd want an unhonest man to hesitate

    • @matthewheathcock
      @matthewheathcock Год назад +6

      lol

    • @mien4339
      @mien4339 Год назад +46

      A gun makes a dishonest man think twice and it still might be his last thought

    • @mien4339
      @mien4339 Год назад +10

      @@resyntax its more about keeping degens out of my house not business

  • @CapitalWorksPro
    @CapitalWorksPro 3 месяца назад +3

    There's a concept called "security theater," where things exist to give the feeling of safety while actually doing very little to provide real safety.
    Master Lock is what you'd call a textbook example of theater. You see a lock, and your neighbor sees a lock. Those in the know see an overpriced paperweight. Those in the know with bad intentions see easy money.

  • @SeveralDolphin8
    @SeveralDolphin8 3 месяца назад +26

    I wish he still made these types of videos where he explains everything. Now he just makes a joke and smacks a lock with a lock 😭💀

    • @JoeWho1
      @JoeWho1 3 месяца назад +3

      Do u need more of an explanation 😂 I feel pretty well informed about how bad these are 😅

    • @SeveralDolphin8
      @SeveralDolphin8 3 месяца назад +8

      @@JoeWho1 Oh of course. I completely understand the process. All of it. I just genuinely enjoy hearing McNally explain these things more in depth as it’s quite interesting to me. I mean sure most of them can be smacked open or comb picked but I still miss these types of video. That’s all

    • @JoeWho1
      @JoeWho1 2 месяца назад +2

      @@SeveralDolphin8 I'm sure if these companies had anything new or worth explaining he would but we know how useless these locks tend to be.

  • @alfonso5026
    @alfonso5026 Год назад +13826

    "What do you think of these bad boys?"
    "Nice lock. One small issue, I am inside your home"

  • @Wolvenworks
    @Wolvenworks 9 месяцев назад +6039

    You know it’s bad when it’s faster to pick the lock than to get the pick out 😂

    • @yinyanggreninja5720
      @yinyanggreninja5720 5 месяцев назад +8

      444 likes n no comment? Lemme fix that

    • @nazatkabir3442
      @nazatkabir3442 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ihateusernamesgrrr
      @ihateusernamesgrrr 4 месяца назад +15

      Takes longer to open the packet than to pick the lock lol.

    • @elscruffster2564
      @elscruffster2564 4 месяца назад +6

      Quicker than using the key...

    • @obie1500
      @obie1500 3 месяца назад +1

      Brilliant and underrated comment. Also profound.

  • @Hii-nk8tp
    @Hii-nk8tp 5 месяцев назад +16

    Just saw a guy put one of these on the back of his ford transit van and was like has this guy never seen a McNally video 😭

  • @NoobPatel
    @NoobPatel 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro is going to die mysteriously if he continues down this path 💀

  • @ianbruker5255
    @ianbruker5255 Год назад +5049

    The only premium thing Master Locks provide is entertainment.

    • @theguyjoshua7352
      @theguyjoshua7352 Год назад +28

      bruh💀💀

    • @gamba2389
      @gamba2389 Год назад +18

      Or burglars a premium easy time to lock pick

    • @SS-hb1xm
      @SS-hb1xm Год назад +10

      My long lost other brother

    • @CraazynBR
      @CraazynBR Год назад +5

      That's not fun

    • @CraazynBR
      @CraazynBR Год назад +6

      @@SS-hb1xm oh shit, there's another

  • @bradsoup6362
    @bradsoup6362 Год назад +15866

    After watching these videos i started welding my door shut whenever i leave/ get home

    • @taterthot1184
      @taterthot1184 Год назад +183

      Just use a code lock like myself and call it a day

    • @taterthot1184
      @taterthot1184 Год назад +317

      @@nekomoves1714 I used to binge watch all of his videos until I ran into a lock I have on his page that he opened in a heartbeat. That dude is just talented, your average thug would probably be discouraged.

    • @nekomoves1714
      @nekomoves1714 Год назад +78

      @@taterthot1184 He’s insanely talented

    • @Restrictted
      @Restrictted Год назад +40

      Yup, because Angle grinders don't exi...lol

    • @DarthVader2017
      @DarthVader2017 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @user-fp9lv7tz1x
    @user-fp9lv7tz1x 2 месяца назад +1

    I find pretty funny that he casually tells the IP of the lock and where it lives before lockpicking it

  • @melo-7904
    @melo-7904 Год назад +7550

    "You are using a master lo-" oh its already picked that was fast

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j Год назад +4

      Hate when people like their own comment

    • @melo-7904
      @melo-7904 Год назад +34

      @@user-lj2cb2pj8j OK? what dose that have to do with anything

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j Год назад +6

      @@melo-7904 it's a sarcasm, you got alot of likes, silly💗

    • @melo-7904
      @melo-7904 Год назад +16

      @@user-lj2cb2pj8j well it is true i like my own comments which is why i said what i did
      to me its just a piece of personal encouragement

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j Год назад +4

      @@melo-7904 yeah it was a great comment and it deserved some comments

  • @skinnywhiteboy5590
    @skinnywhiteboy5590 Год назад +10565

    "So, basically..."
    "Well you see your ip address is actually very easy to find, and once I get that I can find your actual address. I'm coming for ya jimmy"

    • @yourfriendlycameraman2837
      @yourfriendlycameraman2837 Год назад +224

      Nah, Jimmy doesn't use master locks products. So he's safe

    • @satibel
      @satibel Год назад +59

      Also if you have an ISP that's any good it will randomize the location returned within a region (i.e. anything from town to country)

    • @jimmyisawkward
      @jimmyisawkward Год назад +20

      @@yourfriendlycameraman2837 can confirm.

    • @vrcshortys152
      @vrcshortys152 Год назад

      Sure.

    • @user-dv7hq2rh4g
      @user-dv7hq2rh4g Год назад +3

      🍪

  • @pauljoseph3081
    @pauljoseph3081 13 дней назад +1

    Bold of you to assume master thieves enters thru the main doors 🤣

  • @tcepsa
    @tcepsa 14 дней назад

    I love these; the amount of information packed into such a short amount of time and in such an entertaining manner is absolutely delightful!

  • @mikalbrown3227
    @mikalbrown3227 Год назад +6644

    Lockpicking lawyer pretty much taught me I’m only saving myself enough time to get dressed before someone is in my house

    • @ianktgraham9057
      @ianktgraham9057 Год назад +159

      Damn you get dressed fast!

    • @mikalbrown3227
      @mikalbrown3227 Год назад +54

      @@ianktgraham9057 😂 when I’m heart bind on 4 , 6 I’m trying to be ready 😂

    • @10lavv13
      @10lavv13 Год назад +8

      😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @musiqsoundsproductions
      @musiqsoundsproductions Год назад +50

      Or enough to get “a tool” in hand and suprise the tieve when he comes in.
      That adrenaline will do that, trust me.

    • @Oleksey1769
      @Oleksey1769 Год назад +8

      LPL has above Olympics skills lmao

  • @ThinkHarderPlz
    @ThinkHarderPlz 11 месяцев назад +2203

    Bro picks that lock faster than I can even find my key

    • @verumignis4778
      @verumignis4778 9 месяцев назад +8

      But could you find your normal key faster than he can find his comb key?

    • @starvacationtips
      @starvacationtips 9 месяцев назад +5

      He buys a shit load of locks and posts the ones he can pick with his technique. It doesn’t work all times

    • @atree5915
      @atree5915 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@starvacationtips he's a professional dude. meaning he knows what to do in any sort of locks.

    • @joshinon6980
      @joshinon6980 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@starvacationtipsyou mean like, every single lock ever exist 😂

    • @vverdoodt
      @vverdoodt 9 месяцев назад +2

      This comment is too accurate

  • @thespacebirb1743
    @thespacebirb1743 3 месяца назад +1

    The moment I saw the “M” in the RUclips profile name, I already knew it was over before it even started

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Год назад +1597

    Nothing says "Please, come in" quite like a Master lock

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Год назад +16

      Don't forget the glass door. At least a straw door would be easier to clean up.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 Год назад +1

      With the possible exception of a Kwikset lock*

    • @aandyherr817
      @aandyherr817 Год назад +2

      @@pizzlerot2730 generally, most locks slow or prevent passive tampering.
      I know few locks which will stop all criminals.
      Don’t use a doorknob privacy lock as your primary door lock for your front door, you’ll be disappointed if you do

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 Год назад +6

      @@aandyherr817 I'm a lockpicking hobbyist, I'm aware 👍... My joke was that just about the only thing worse (among popular lock brands) than a Master brand lock is a Kwikset brand lock - though the most common models of both can be raked or even single pin picked extremely easily. Even the "high security" variants sold by both companies are absolute jokes, though. The only things that these locks prevent are theft by honest people, they won't slow down a thief who knows what they're doing for more than five or maybe ten seconds.

    • @gabrielbarros493
      @gabrielbarros493 Год назад +1

      That's like saying "don't open this box"

  • @RocketDraco47
    @RocketDraco47 Год назад +6224

    I’d like to see the Lockpicking lawyer make his own lock with all the knowledge he has on picking them, I think he’d either make one of the best locks or just tell everyone it’s pretty much impossible unless you have a bank style vault door and then there’s still a slight chance someone could pick it 😂

    • @lillyanneserrelio2187
      @lillyanneserrelio2187 11 месяцев назад +452

      My advice is have five locks and keep 2 randomly unlocked so when they pick them they are actually locking the 2 unlocked ones

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 11 месяцев назад +113

      ​@@lillyanneserrelio2187That's actually smart. And then you can make the key not touch the two locked parts. The issue is if someone knows how they work. Either they'll scramble the lock to permanently lock it, (if you don't know how to pick it) or they'll try all the possible combinations.
      I'd use a 2a inch long or so L shaped pick for them. I can grab it by the neck as long as the lock isn't huge, and grab the pick by the end if it is. Then I'd go through the combos by trying one, checking, redoing that combo, rinse and repeat. It'd certainly take a bit to unlock, though, and would be much easier if I weren't at risk of being caught.
      It'd be even harder, though, if the mechanisms needed different shapes or sizes and it was difficult to tell when you unlocked/locked one. Then you could keep its serial number in a master list then request that number from an online blueprint database so the locksmith can more easily pick it.
      If I tried countering this, I'd bring a bag of different picks that were identical except for the head. A small pouch should suffice, assuming there's some overlap between mechanism types or just a small amount of total types. If possible, I'd learn how to tell when I did something to a mechanism, maybe through practice with a lock of my own. If I couldn't figure it out, I'd have to go through a lot more combinations. As for having time, I'd scout out the place and learn the owner/tenant's sleep schedule, but odds are, I'd get caught after trying different combinations every night by a neighbor.
      Yeah... If I were a burglar who found that lock, I'd go to another house. And I didn't even make it a smart lock...

    • @jordanwardle11
      @jordanwardle11 11 месяцев назад +78

      nice lock you have there. shame about your window

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@lillyanneserrelio2187 They make something called a Kirk Key system where you have multiple locks and you have to put the key in and unlock them all at the same time. Not quite the same but along the same lines, and it's a lot harder to do stuff like these guys to circumvent them

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Jose-ek2nr Not including masterlock

  • @RomanicDude32
    @RomanicDude32 Месяц назад

    If this man made a lock it would be the strongest one ever

  • @MrFormcode
    @MrFormcode Месяц назад

    so glad this man is still alive !

  • @trezzy8489
    @trezzy8489 Год назад +4738

    “What do you think about these bad boys”
    *politely explains why the lock is straight up dogwater*

    • @cparch1758
      @cparch1758 Год назад +28

      And demonstrates lol

    • @E210Urias
      @E210Urias Год назад +36

      bro said dogwater 💀

    • @lewisfane1924
      @lewisfane1924 Год назад +8

      "Dogwater"...grow up 🤣

    • @carpediemarts705
      @carpediemarts705 Год назад +8

      I could take dogwater and secure something nicely by pouring it over and freezing better than this lock

    • @NotTheATF1993
      @NotTheATF1993 Год назад +22

      That’s offensive to dogwater

  • @mrmora1673
    @mrmora1673 Год назад +2451

    McNally is like the chaotic version of lockpicking lawyer, while lpl shows you what tools he's using and the pontetinal apllications of each lock, McNally hits a masterlock with another masterlock and its open 😂

    • @dinosharttt
      @dinosharttt 10 месяцев назад +5

      Reported for promotes terrorism

    • @TsarofScars
      @TsarofScars 10 месяцев назад +41

      @@dinosharttt _what happened here_

    • @SaltWaterDrums
      @SaltWaterDrums 9 месяцев назад +45

      to be fair LPL *has* smashed open master locks and has also been known to periodically shoot locks with guns. He's more chaotic than you think.

    • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@dinosharttthow the hell does that make sense.

    • @Centyme
      @Centyme 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@dinoshartttdo you work for masterlock?

  • @artart5404
    @artart5404 26 дней назад

    I love how it was harder to actually close the thing, than to open it

  • @D.R.I.L.L-PROJECT
    @D.R.I.L.L-PROJECT 5 дней назад

    "You are using a masterlock magnum model 736, it can be opened with a masterlock magnum model 736"

  • @jonathanclarkson7379
    @jonathanclarkson7379 Год назад +1664

    Master Lock: Observe. This is our new model. It the-
    Lockpick lawyer: In the time it took you to introduce the lock, I unlocked it, locked it, disassembled it and made tea.

    • @G.F.G-official
      @G.F.G-official Год назад +20

      Is that a assassination classroom reference

    • @jonathanclarkson7379
      @jonathanclarkson7379 Год назад +9

      @@G.F.G-official Maybe

    • @wrightclick
      @wrightclick Год назад +19

      This is McNally, not lockpick lawyer.

    • @marcusrelicus728
      @marcusrelicus728 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@wrightclick Astute observation captain obvious

    • @wrightclick
      @wrightclick 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@marcusrelicus728 I thought it was obvious, too, but the person I replied to with 1.1k likes doesn't seem to get it, so it must be more complicated than we think 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @mattclark6482
    @mattclark6482 Год назад +3489

    I got to believe if I'm a crook and I see the word "Master" a smile comes to my face

    • @christopherbronson3275
      @christopherbronson3275 Год назад +29

      A smile certainly does

    • @davidvayro3464
      @davidvayro3464 Год назад +163

      “Master” is the lock politely greeting the soon-to-be intruder.

    • @anonymousme3571
      @anonymousme3571 Год назад +8

      @@davidvayro3464 this is so illegal 😂

    • @Alchemyyyyyy
      @Alchemyyyyyy Год назад

      Masterbaiting makes you happy huh

    • @osshwopxbxnkroll2743
      @osshwopxbxnkroll2743 Год назад +7

      Fr bro I got level 100 lockpicking on skyrim so if I see a master level lock it’s easy asf to pick

  • @acquirecurrencylol
    @acquirecurrencylol 12 дней назад

    i say 'trash' within 0.3 seconds of seeing any masterlock in any video thanks to this guy

  • @dazeen9591
    @dazeen9591 27 дней назад +1

    At this point I don't understand how Master Lock has any customers at all. Their uselessness is widespread knowledge.

  • @Lycaran
    @Lycaran Год назад +1238

    The locks in Skyrim are hardwr to get open than a "Masterlock"

    • @DarrenWinsett
      @DarrenWinsett Год назад +35

      Underrated as fuck

    • @Yourmom-yz7qw
      @Yourmom-yz7qw Год назад +12

      Omg yes 🤭🤣

    • @ODDnanref
      @ODDnanref Год назад +63

      Someone mentioned this on another video. Like a master key opens all locks, a masterlock is opened by all keys

    • @meirin5316
      @meirin5316 Год назад +5

      i wish you were not right

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 Год назад +1

      Especially the Master Locks, damn

  • @ParkysPlace
    @ParkysPlace 5 месяцев назад +4249

    "You. Who are you? How did you get in here?"
    "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith." - Frank Drebin

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 3 месяца назад +13

      Police Squad 👍

    • @benlyon5118
      @benlyon5118 3 месяца назад +22

      That's Captain Lieutenant Detective Frank Drebin to you

    • @irishshawn3310
      @irishshawn3310 3 месяца назад +2

      🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂

    • @camerongist2159
      @camerongist2159 3 месяца назад +5

      That response took me literal months to realize his meaning. Lol

  • @thefirely1439
    @thefirely1439 Месяц назад +1

    When are people gonna take masterlock to court for making misleading products?😂

  • @ninji5226
    @ninji5226 15 дней назад

    there's no reason masterlock is still in business after these vids😂

  • @petercurry1799
    @petercurry1799 Год назад +860

    I love how he had more trouble removing his pick than opening the lock.

    • @dannygarden464
      @dannygarden464 Год назад +11

      Comb picks get stuck sometimes, I lost a couple doing that.

    • @AlexTheGamer97
      @AlexTheGamer97 Год назад +7

      @@dannygarden464 You must have some stories to tell

    • @sierrahomeservices3745
      @sierrahomeservices3745 Год назад

      Simply because U need to lock it before taking out the key

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Год назад +1

      @@dannygarden464 cheap to make though.

    • @dannygarden464
      @dannygarden464 Год назад

      @@Klaaism Yes but it doesn't matter in this case knowledge is, you can have all the tools you want cheap or not it's the person/brain behind it that gave control on the situation and at the end I still learn that a 5 pins sticking a 6 pins comb pick or 6 to 5 is sticking between the front one and the gate, works with 5 to 4, 4 to 5,5 to 6 well you got the point l.

  • @GetRidOfHandles
    @GetRidOfHandles 10 месяцев назад +1515

    “You are using a masterlock magnum model 736. it can be opened using a masterlock magnum model 736.”

    • @NEliminator
      @NEliminator 6 месяцев назад +21

      This, this is it 😂

    • @Lowzerix
      @Lowzerix 5 месяцев назад +5

      i thought this was gonna be another one of those lol

  • @c_h_r_i_s_t_c_o_r_e
    @c_h_r_i_s_t_c_o_r_e 6 часов назад

    How the hell am I supposed to lock my house man😂

  • @illusiveelk2558
    @illusiveelk2558 25 дней назад

    I like how it was harder for him to get the comb out of the lock than it was to use the comb to open the lock.

  • @funnyvalentine4078
    @funnyvalentine4078 Год назад +2055

    "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"

    • @collieee2957
      @collieee2957 Год назад +16

      Are you doing breaking bad?

    • @bulbasur7501
      @bulbasur7501 Год назад +9

      jesse?

    • @ProSoulEater
      @ProSoulEater Год назад +4

      U know he is literally not don't anything wrong right?

    • @Shane-fk2gz
      @Shane-fk2gz Год назад +7

      @@ProSoulEater it’s sarcasm bud

    • @altonb93
      @altonb93 Год назад +6

      Jesse! We need to learn how to pick locks!

  • @circlecody4910
    @circlecody4910 10 месяцев назад +3415

    This dude got that lvl 100 locksmith on Skyrim

    • @kylesimone6140
      @kylesimone6140 9 месяцев назад +35

      this is even better considering there is a whole ass skill tree for lock picking

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 8 месяцев назад +33

      He’s the entire reason they ADDED that skill tree

    • @raptors11111
      @raptors11111 7 месяцев назад +7

      Absolutely. Bad day to be a lock when this guy's around.

    • @fatcat112c
      @fatcat112c 7 месяцев назад +6

      you only need a level 2 skill for Master Lock

    • @crackedhelm4292
      @crackedhelm4292 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@fatcat112c That's even funnier when I remembered that all skills start at lv 15 lol

  • @lightningcore4187
    @lightningcore4187 13 дней назад

    Master lock really needs to be called "basic lock" from now on 😂

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 3 месяца назад

    Forget about the lock itself, dude literally pulled out the whole locking system with a pin

  • @bmaster461603
    @bmaster461603 Год назад +441

    Masterlock seems to care more about how cool and "tough" their locks look than actually naming a good lock

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 Год назад

      I am part way convinced they LAZY motherfuckers because a standard Padlock from them uses the same pattern and tumblers per lock (and the SAME KEY WORKS ON EM ALL!)

    • @hedgehoginacanoe5838
      @hedgehoginacanoe5838 Год назад

      That's the point

    • @pedropimenta896
      @pedropimenta896 Год назад

      Gotta give it to them, the name and looks are awesome.

  • @soar3010
    @soar3010 Год назад +757

    "guys look at this sick lock"
    Him: *proceeds to expose him*

  • @JamesAnthonyL-88
    @JamesAnthonyL-88 3 месяца назад

    I like how you put the simple version at the ens to reassure the understaning.

  • @Kasuto322
    @Kasuto322 28 дней назад +1

    I’m so glad my company definitely doesn’t use these to lock up our material and sometimes expensive power and hand tools… maybe we should just get a bank vault

  • @MisterDutch93
    @MisterDutch93 Год назад +2156

    “This is the lockpickinglawyer and today I want to talk to you about Masterlock.”
    Wait.. wrong channel.

    • @infamousb189
      @infamousb189 Год назад +4

      😂

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK Год назад +32

      I like that this short sufficiently differentiates itself from LPL and delivers the information in a intentionally condensed manner.

    • @fightingblind
      @fightingblind Год назад +4

      Came for this comment

    • @rottensteak508
      @rottensteak508 Год назад +6

      Read in his voice thx 😂

    • @OFFICIALLYBENPEARCE
      @OFFICIALLYBENPEARCE Год назад +1

      @@IanBPPK lpls video are usually under 4 minutes

  • @comfortingperson4450
    @comfortingperson4450 Год назад +155

    This guy is a menace and I fucking love it. A company trys to sell us a shit lock by telling us it isn't shit and he just responds with the most calm fucking voice i have ever heard just destroying their fucking locks

    • @stevenraycopley8885
      @stevenraycopley8885 Год назад +5

      Honestly the next logical step is : HE develops a lock to his standards. He has the knowledge and experience to break lesser locks. From a prototype to execution, he would be the one to do it.

    • @Saved-by-Grace
      @Saved-by-Grace Год назад

      Now imagine how much more you could have said with fewer swear words. Intelligence and all that

    • @comfortingperson4450
      @comfortingperson4450 Год назад

      Never, I fucking love to swear

  • @canttouchthefluff
    @canttouchthefluff 4 дня назад

    Bomb contraption inside my lock:
    I've been waiting.

  • @mic1eazymambogrand667
    @mic1eazymambogrand667 28 дней назад +1

    Putting cooperations in check

  • @djlesco77
    @djlesco77 10 месяцев назад +476

    Video games : lockpicking takes times and you need to do things one by one.
    Reality : Violate the lock

    • @RuinedItAgain
      @RuinedItAgain 6 месяцев назад +14

      Depending on the door and frame depth, a library card will do the trick more than you would like to know.

    • @UrMomsNewRide69
      @UrMomsNewRide69 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@RuinedItAgainI think everyone knows that trick but it only works on the interior doors not front or back doors or deadbolts 😂
      Unless you just live in a shit house with shit doors

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@UrMomsNewRide69office buildings ‘n shit with one-way doors, many aren’t properly shielded.

    • @UrMomsNewRide69
      @UrMomsNewRide69 5 месяцев назад

      @@oscaranderson5719 shit building in a shit area

    • @RuinedItAgain
      @RuinedItAgain 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@UrMomsNewRide69 just don't buy a $1k door/lock and use the stock frame with 1/4in of wood holding the bolt

  • @Frank-ky8bk
    @Frank-ky8bk Год назад +2157

    Our Sargent in the military always taught us "remember boys locks keep honest men honest" "They will never stop a thief".

    • @joejoemyo
      @joejoemyo 11 месяцев назад +121

      A lock is there to prevent the casual impulse of "huh, what's in there" from becoming "that's a lot of paydays in there"

    • @achonuebubechukwuarnold4499
      @achonuebubechukwuarnold4499 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@joejoemyo thank you. Cause I was slightly confused

    • @robgillan2493
      @robgillan2493 11 месяцев назад +10

      If an honest man needs a lock to keep them honest then they aren't an honest man. That is such a dumb saying. An honest man would walk past a door and not go in whether it's locked or not.

    • @goghobb-oy2hl
      @goghobb-oy2hl 11 месяцев назад

      Amen brother my Staff Sargent said the same thing all the time!

    • @goghobb-oy2hl
      @goghobb-oy2hl 11 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@robgillan2493 I'm sorry my guy but that's just not the truth, there's darkness in the hearts of all men. Impulse is a powerful emotion same as love and hate. It changes a man.

  • @samuelalves4092
    @samuelalves4092 Месяц назад

    Bro has some personal beef with master lock dude ain't giving them time to even breathe 💀

  • @HughGRexshin_
    @HughGRexshin_ 11 месяцев назад +2407

    At this point I need these channels to tell me what locks to buy

    • @catT5236
      @catT5236 9 месяцев назад +162

      Yes, this. It's great that he's able to do this, but it would be helpful for my anxiety if he could offer a solution rather than just showing the problem.

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 9 месяцев назад +106

      Don't bother to buy an expensive lock. All locks are fallible. Just fork out for a good alarm system that calls the police when tampered with or when the house is broken into.

    • @bagboybrown
      @bagboybrown 9 месяцев назад +73

      @@catT5236 Locks are a suggestion, not a security.

    • @J1nx_exe
      @J1nx_exe 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@giftofthewild6665allow me to introduce you to my little friend: the flipper0
      Most alarm systems are just as disappointing once you have one of these. The only difference from a normal lock is that you need to know a little more about tech... Different skill, same disappointment

    • @SurelyLightFoot
      @SurelyLightFoot 7 месяцев назад +45

      Locks keep honest people out. If a thief wants in they’re getting in. The amount people walking around with a battery grinder in their backpack is proof of this fact.

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 Год назад +1162

    At this point, they should have renamed their company to Master Unlock

  • @theedoomslayerofficial1143
    @theedoomslayerofficial1143 2 месяца назад

    Bros legit beefing with a lock company 😅🤣

  • @wileycoyote3555
    @wileycoyote3555 2 месяца назад

    Why is it so manly to know your shit about locks. Everytime I watch this guy I'm in awe what a man what knowledge

  • @djaa7
    @djaa7 Год назад +476

    Update/2nd comment.
    Turns out, all these have the same key. So you can just take a key from one in the store and start opening work vans in the parking lot.

    • @affegpus4195
      @affegpus4195 10 месяцев назад +16

      with such simple locks you will end with keys that will open locks with slightly different pin positions and some wiggling, no way around it
      thats why school with lockers usually use combination locks rather than keys.
      heck, search around and you will find plenty of stories of people opening someone's else cars by mistake on parking lots and car keys are a lot better than this

    • @totally_not_a_bot
      @totally_not_a_bot 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@affegpus4195This is common knowledge in the tuner car space. With older Toyotas, you can just about open any car with any key by just jiggling it.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 10 месяцев назад +4

      Fun fact: This is also the case for the regular door locks on at least some models of car.

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @yeamewoo
      @yeamewoo 10 месяцев назад

      Same with police interceptor crown Vic’s, all keyed the same

  • @Ellron23
    @Ellron23 Год назад +766

    "these bad boys" if we've learned anything from RUclips lock guys it's that if it has the name "master" on it, it's trash

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 Год назад +7

      The plastic body tag out locks are actually more pick resistant than the security locks

    • @marcuslane5165
      @marcuslane5165 Год назад

      True

    • @jambasic1400
      @jambasic1400 Год назад +2

      A master key open all locks. Masterlock on the other hand...

    • @lulz4lulz
      @lulz4lulz Год назад +2

      There's no such thing as a secure lock. A lock is simply a deterrent, nothing more.

    • @jayands
      @jayands Год назад +1

      @@lulz4lulz there _used_ to be "unpickable" locks, back when they were nearly all custom built. People even held contests surrounding them

  • @mrt.5689
    @mrt.5689 3 месяца назад

    I was told by an old man once, "locks are there to keep an honest man out"
    RIP Mr William Smith (Smity)

  • @godsoldier6111
    @godsoldier6111 3 месяца назад

    This dude is the greatest! He makes me laugh😂😂😂

  • @WezelLispProductions
    @WezelLispProductions Год назад +186

    "What do you think of these bad boys?"
    You tell me. I'm recording this response from your livingroom.

  • @Almiju
    @Almiju Год назад +719

    Him: (talking about how bad masterlocks are)
    Me: “wait you already picked it?”

  • @rRobertSmith
    @rRobertSmith 2 месяца назад

    I don't know what the military uses today but this and a magnetic key lock were the go to locks for store rooms on the Nimitz (1987-1989)

  • @HybridSpektar
    @HybridSpektar Месяц назад

    This man is going to single handedly reininvent the lock industry

  • @deranged434
    @deranged434 6 месяцев назад +155

    Masterlock logic: "The bigger the lock, the harder it is to lockpick"

  • @predatorasap5040
    @predatorasap5040 Год назад +182

    At master lock we work hard to make sure you are not protected

  • @annoymust
    @annoymust 3 месяца назад

    When you're a lockpick but want an honest living.

  • @40xXmattmanXx
    @40xXmattmanXx 3 месяца назад

    Masterlock's motto should be "Keeping lock pickers employed since 1921."

  • @kriticalj5343
    @kriticalj5343 6 месяцев назад +322

    “What the hell are you doing in my house, im calling the police”
    “You are using a master lock magnum”

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 9 месяцев назад +397

    These locks aren't shit because Masterlock "doesn't know". They're shit because they can get away with (and have been) SELLING them to people who "don't know". 😉

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 5 месяцев назад +6

      Security by obscurity. Lock companies and locksmiths know that modern locks are shit, they just talk big and keep everything as secret as possible so no one knows how shit everything is.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Xahnel As a wise person once said, locks only keep honest people honest. A crook will just break the window

  • @colton6154
    @colton6154 8 дней назад

    Remember, folks... locks only keep honest people, honest.

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 Месяц назад

    Im surprised that Masterlock hasn't tried to send inept lawyers aginst you!

  • @TheRealAnsontp
    @TheRealAnsontp Год назад +233

    “This is not the LockPickingLawyer”

    • @CS-zn6pp
      @CS-zn6pp Год назад +2

      He doesn't claim to be...

    • @NextGenTerminator
      @NextGenTerminator Год назад +3

      @@CS-zn6pp most people would not proudly claim to be a direct knock off 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Quixoria
    @Quixoria Месяц назад

    I love how he doesn’t even bother to take it out of the box

  • @SukunaRyoumen-zy8on
    @SukunaRyoumen-zy8on Месяц назад +1

    Lock idea: 2 keyholes that need to be opened at once, almost impossible to pick as most picking needs 2 hands

    • @epsilonarcaneresearch1945
      @epsilonarcaneresearch1945 3 дня назад

      Bro, have you watched this channel before? That'd be hardly even a challenge for him. Hell he could probably pick the lock blindfolded.

  • @BoxyBoy
    @BoxyBoy Год назад +460

    you can just... force all of the pins ABOVE the shear line??? that's garbage lmao

    • @McNallyOfficial
      @McNallyOfficial  Год назад +193

      Been garbage for 100+ years, yet here we are

    • @victoriturrieta6857
      @victoriturrieta6857 Год назад +9

      🤡🤡🤡

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 Год назад +5

      @@McNallyOfficial have they come at you? Not like they have any valid reasons to lol

    • @I_am_here_to_eat_your_toes
      @I_am_here_to_eat_your_toes Год назад +4

      @@supraguy4694 if they came after him then thelockpickinglawyer wouldn't be alive anymore lol

    • @Eis_
      @Eis_ Год назад +3

      @@supraguy4694 They should just either give up the name "Master lock", for obvious reasons, or make better locks if they don't want to be made fun of.

  • @STARFIRESOLAR
    @STARFIRESOLAR Год назад +285

    It's just like my dad used to tell me, a lock only keeps an honest man honest.

    • @azareii
      @azareii Год назад +4

      There are many people who only target the clearly unprotected. You could put a lock that's not locked on something and it would discourage some potential thieves from attempting. Also, it helps if your lock isn't vulnerable to something as simple as a combing attack.

    • @ImmortalOnenesss
      @ImmortalOnenesss Год назад

      ​@@azareii * even more makes me want to steal from that particular source*

    • @anomaly9156
      @anomaly9156 Год назад +1

      More context

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Год назад

      @@anomaly9156 "context? whats that?"

  • @MCJadex
    @MCJadex 25 дней назад

    bro lock picked it out of the unboxing 💀 didn’t even bother with the keys

  • @NeonBanshee00
    @NeonBanshee00 3 месяца назад

    The lock picking lawyer sounding different these days

  • @TheRealAncientGamer
    @TheRealAncientGamer Год назад +124

    Masterlock, when you really want your shit stolen 🤣

  • @danball1309
    @danball1309 3 месяца назад

    Once again as a license locksmith this is very true and very easy to do. Just ask the owner of a warehouse who had to get into his backflow device and we were there doing some electrical repair for him and I told him I could get in in less than 5 minutes and I have to admit it was about 15 seconds.

  • @Grey-imposter
    @Grey-imposter Месяц назад

    I expected him to go "You are using a master lock model 736, it can be opened with a master lock model 736"

  • @Mace573
    @Mace573 Год назад +1001

    Master lock when they find out u use their locks: "sweet free advertising!"
    Them after watching ur videos:"this man really just ruined our career"

    • @fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4
      @fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4 Год назад +4

      Well master is doing just fine so he really hasn't done much damage

    • @benson4820
      @benson4820 Год назад +11

      They’ve made trash locks since forever and yet they’re still the biggest lock company

    • @ChuckyMcGill
      @ChuckyMcGill Год назад +4

      Master locks are literally used as beginner locks for people learning to pick, they're like the least secure locks but the most known brand 😂

    • @ihavenoname.6078
      @ihavenoname.6078 Год назад

      Nothing is happening this comment is useless like you lol.

    • @Anonymous_Eyeballs
      @Anonymous_Eyeballs Год назад

      I guess not all advertising is good advertising

  • @foam6269
    @foam6269 Год назад +134

    This man woke up and chose "fuck that locker particularly"💀

    • @lonely_toaster3517
      @lonely_toaster3517 Год назад +5

      Master is known for its terrible locks, it’s jokingly used as the stereotypical bad example for locks lol

    • @jem5636
      @jem5636 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah... Master lock is frankly a joke by now. Can be opened with no effort almost consistently. Half the time you see masterlock and already know you won't have to do anything.

  • @miguelsacramento4416
    @miguelsacramento4416 20 дней назад

    Truly disappointed it wasn't open with a master lock M736.

  • @marcmcrandall
    @marcmcrandall 3 месяца назад

    Played around with lock picking for one summer as a teenager. Masterlocks were the one lock I was guaranteed to be able to open

  • @shanoriya
    @shanoriya 11 месяцев назад +968

    At this point master lock just needs to hire you

    • @HatsunPidgeon
      @HatsunPidgeon 9 месяцев назад +8

      Then how would they sell their multitude of locks lol

    • @mohamedconstantine5484
      @mohamedconstantine5484 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@-Kilonova-not a 10 M offer

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@InfamousMax
      Master Doors?
      🤔

    • @WinterSWW
      @WinterSWW 8 месяцев назад +5

      they should probably just make a fishing company and call whatever they sell baiters or something

    • @Cyonz
      @Cyonz 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@WinterSWW Master Baiters?