Okayakk - *says a sentence* *_water_* Tonio - *says 3 words* The main dish is usually the heaviest , heartiest and most complex or substantial dish on a menu. The main ingredient is usually meat, fish or another protein source. It is most often preceded by an appetizer, soup or salad and followed by a desert. For those reasons it is also sometimes referred to as the "meat course"
Your telling me 3 words doesn’t mean the main dish is usually the heaviest heartiest and most complex or substantial dish on a menu the main ingredient is usually meat fish or another protein source it is most often preceded by an appetizer sour or salad and followed by a dessert for those reasons the main course is sometimes referred to as the meat course?
Dear client, the main dish is usually the heaviest, heartiest, and most complex or substantial dish on a menu. The main ingredient is usually meat, fish or another protein source. It is most often preceded by an appetizer, soup or salad, and followed by a desert. For those reasons the main course is sometimes reffered to as the "meat course" there, the shortest sentence in japan.
LOCAL STREET KID YELLS AT FOOD “It was terrifying” tells restaurant owner Tonio Trussardi. “I watched him from the kitchen. I prayed for him not to become violent”. Trussardi was almost assaulted by Higashikata Josuke, who was yelling at spaghettis. “The water is good though”, says Higashikata Josuke’s friend, Nijimura Okuoku.
Franca Rubeca WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Josuke is a racist with schizophrenia. He keeps calling inanimate objects stand users. But wait, what if all the characters in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures who can see stands are just experiencing mass schizophrenia?
@@farid7753 *sharp inhale* Dio was already a vampire's head attached to a beefy guy's body so he already had inhuman strength and vampire qualities BEFORE falling victim to schizophrenia. Remember, the first case was diagnosed (to our knowledge at least) in part 3 so nobody in parts 1 or 2 experienced the effects.
例えると、アルプスのお姫様がハープを弾く味っつうか、すげぇ爽やかなんだよ。砂漠を三日間歩いたあとに初めて飲むようなっつうか ↓ For example, the alpine princess flavors the harp, it is refreshing. Like drinking for the first time after walking in the desert three days. ↓ *_water._*
Alexander04 "I can feel it inside my womb" "My hips are moving on their own" and "My mind is going blank" are so generic and overused that you probably can't pin it down to just one.
1:13 How did I never notice this after do many viewings? "First you pour water in a glass, then you add water." No wonder it's so good. It's water within water!
OptimusPrime 100 I think the stand arrow thing gives a stand that the target needs most at the time. Tonio needed a way to cook, that alien guy needed a way to blend in, Kira needed a way to murder without evidence, etc.
![KSI - Dirty [Official Visualiser]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VoDh1h1dPUE/mqdefault.jpg)
Okuyasu: *recites the entire Bible*
Subtitles: "water"
*Brain smartness juice*
Liquid ice
He is saying a princess in the alps drinks this
Lmao
Air.
"dry *(its actually a long word in japanese)* "
I died here
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R.I.P Firos
You may or may not be remember
i love the solid like 5-6 sentances okuyasu utters that translate to "water"
You mean okuspocus?
Water is a long word in japanese.
Hasselblad X1D-50c I knew someone would say this lol.
I know, i was just joking.
*drinks in Japanese*
Thomas C I think you mean Osudoku.
Okuspocus: says 14 second long sentence (yes, i counted)
Subtitles: water
Subtitle in a nutshell
Water in Japanese is 水 or mizu
@@OwenKufta Jokes dude
You mean okayak ?
Aesthetic Poptart
Water is long word in Japanese
*10 seconds of dialogue*
"W A T E R"
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No 2nd comments? Sad
(It’s a really long word in Japanese)
@@StarFoth yes
14
water.
Look, I'm Wet
Jesus cum (actually brain smartness juice)
Bull cum (actual energy drink)
*drinks in Japanese*
*"I only drink Coke"*
Josuke: **drinks water** AMAZING! IT TASTES LIKE WATER!
I tough it tastes like pepsi
Yeah, pretty sure it tasted like pee for a sec but nope, definitely taste like water
w o a h
Thats funny
It's just H2O
>Okuyasu states that he does only drink coke
>His stand is literally PEPSI MAN but edited
Hmmm...
He got too many “is pepsi ok?” So his stand changed
Imagine a stand that looks almost exactly like Pepsi Man?
@@nannerdunlocke1231 How do you know Pepsi Man isn't a stand?
MY STAND, PESPIMAN, HAS NO WEAKNESSES!
(Sorry, I had to)
KAKYOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okayakk - *says a sentence*
*_water_*
Tonio - *says 3 words*
The main dish is usually the heaviest , heartiest and most complex or substantial dish on a menu. The main ingredient is usually meat, fish or another protein source. It is most often preceded by an appetizer, soup or salad and followed by a desert.
For those reasons it is also sometimes referred to as the "meat course"
Japanese is funny like that, a very complicated language.
As a person who knows japanese,I can tell you the language is very confusing and that can happen
Y'all are idiots Japanese isn't a language it's just to make your read the subtitles
“Meat course”
Okuyasu beats his watery meat
you forgot the word "dear client"
I am Okuyasu Nijimura and this is the most correct, true-to-source translation which will ever be available
Hows keic- oh wait...
water
Hey! Another me!
@Okuyasu Nijimura hello, other me!
Okuyasu Nijimura『Za Hando』 I taste a liar...
I love how it gradually gets worse
You think you're waiting for the JoJoke to begin but its already begun
+Shuru10 it's like it's the result of an enemy stand...
What a beautiful Duwang.
Lowkey kinda fell for it as being the actual sub🤦♂️
Chew
Normies: What a beautiful Duwang
Me, an intellectual: water
Nonono, not "water," you've gotta go "Water."
what a beautiful duwang
water.
@@ゆい-c2y what a beatiful Water
*S I P*
It feels so wet
*S I P*
This feel's like a beach trip
*S I P*
"I can finally cry about Shigechi's death !"
*ded*
Just like Shigechi.
Well, yes, but, actually no.
I love it when Josuke asks for tomatoes and he just gets a violent *nO*
I think it was more like: "NRAHH!"
@@ryanhernandez1877 scream
No... There is something weird with this restaurant...
I think the cook is Italian
Roflcoaster123 *somethong
I can never forgive the Japanese
Lol
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
I'd like to think he worked that out on his own
Water is so long to pronounce in Japanese
Christian Pacle water = mizu
+Dinu George Gabriel
The joke
--->
(°-°)
your head.
Dinu George Gabriel r/wooooosh
@@StarStruckenVEVO r/woooosh
*r/wooooshs in japanese*
“i can finally cry about shigechi’s death!”
when this was before they even met shigechi 🗿
Yo angelo
Was it? Someone fact check this I can't remember and I'm lazy
"Amazing!"
"It tastes like water!"
Mmm yes the water here is made of water
OKAYAK! CAN I HAVE SOME?
OKAYAK: High pitched demonic screeching
I appreciate okuyasu so much
Jammy NNAAAAAAWWWHHH
0:23 when you need to reach the word count on your essay
Water(but its a long japenese word)
I'm not sure, but these subtitles might not be accurate.
Gilberto Tabares what do you mean. You must have watched some bad subs
These subs are 100% accurate dude idk what your talking about
densch123 _r/woosh_
densch123 water could be a really long word in japanese
this sub is actually bad tho
1:12 the recipe might be simple, but it takes 20 years to master
Okuyasu: “その優雅さで満たされた水のようなその水 おそらくアルプスの王女がハープを奏でるように飲むでしょ 3日間砂漠をさまよった後 最初に飲む水と同じように滑らかになります”
Subtitles: *water*
just water.
Whoa nice
Emphasis on 水
外人ニキめっちゃ正確
さすが
this was better than the duwang version
Melons in The sink chew!
water spaghetti feels like a dicnic.
"Now I can cry for Shigechi's death"
“Fucker deserved it though”
Ok
@@melonslice6566 XD
"ThIs FuCkEr DeSeRvEd It ThOuGh"
@@melonslice6566 Your*
Okuyasu: Josuke!
Subtitles:Joseph!
K
I fucking lost it at that part
Jolyne Best Girl yep
420 likes 😂
Josski
As a japanese, the subtitle makes me wanna scratch my brain.
You mean you don't speak anime ?
@@manbex4266 i know that it's the joke! Haha just really funny.
It would be like you subbing an English or American show with the wrong Japanese subs. The humor is contextual.
Wait you're telling water isn't actually one sentence long word?
Your telling me 3 words doesn’t mean the main dish is usually the heaviest heartiest and most complex or substantial dish on a menu the main ingredient is usually meat fish or another protein source it is most often preceded by an appetizer sour or salad and followed by a dessert for those reasons the main course is sometimes referred to as the meat course?
4:12 he just said Joseph and it killed me
@FARRIS ADAM BIN FADZLEE - thx dude
* drinks in japanese *
AHAHAHAHA, that kills me, ahahah.
Can u live a fuking peaceful life or i will send u a ambulance
* heart attack in Japanese street slang *
* punch in DORA *
* Laughs in mexican *
Here I thought the recipe couldnt be more complicated
He be talking bout Shigechi's death when none of them haven't even met him yet kek
“Ah...I think I just lost my last kidney, I hope I can see my waifu in heaven.”
Best line in all of diamond is unbreakable
i feel bad for laughing honestly
The stand user attract each other
4:04
Dear client,
the main dish is usually the heaviest, heartiest, and most complex or substantial dish on a menu. The main ingredient is usually meat, fish or another protein source. It is most often preceded by an appetizer, soup or salad, and followed by a desert. For those reasons the main course is sometimes reffered to as the "meat course"
there, the shortest sentence in japan.
LOCAL STREET KID YELLS AT FOOD
“It was terrifying” tells
restaurant owner Tonio
Trussardi. “I watched him
from the kitchen. I prayed
for him not to become
violent”. Trussardi was
almost assaulted by
Higashikata Josuke, who
was yelling at spaghettis.
“The water is good
though”, says Higashikata
Josuke’s friend, Nijimura
Okuoku.
"Spaghettis", you don't have to put an "s", spaghetti is already plural.
@@silverskull7669 He rewrote the newspaper article that's in the end of the video.
@@TrueZutyro he could have written it without mistakes.
@@silverskull7669 He rewrote it as it was written in the article. The video is full of "mistakes".
His stand looks like Pepsi man but he only drink Coke?
No Dignity.
Quality Jojoke by the way.
No Dignity?
*make everybody happy.*
Some people call Cola "Coke". Therefore ~P E P S I H A N D~ is real.
Sorry sir I can't like this comment it's at 420 likes i.imgur.com/malhEms.png
Samuel Normand I
Samuel Normand Pepsi man, take me by the hand
"Dry" is a long word in japanese?How about "water"?
Franca Rubeca water = mizu
Dinu George Gabriel Missed the joke.
Franca Rubeca WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Mizu, super short romanjii
WAAATATAATATATATTAATTATATTATAATATTATA
You're already wet
When you’re watching a commercial for water in Japan
0:22
Imagine speaking japanese for 12 seconds just to say
Water.
I beg you for more content like this. The amount of times I've rewatched this is unhealthy.
Sad he/she left yt
You should try drinking some of that water. It'll make you feel better
there is something wrong with this restaurant
I think the cook is Italian!
Josuke is a racist with schizophrenia. He keeps calling inanimate objects stand users. But wait, what if all the characters in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures who can see stands are just experiencing mass schizophrenia?
Somethong
@@nefariosgliscor its one thing if the disease allows user to be burnt under sunlight and wreck the road roller
@@farid7753 *sharp inhale* Dio was already a vampire's head attached to a beefy guy's body so he already had inhuman strength and vampire qualities BEFORE falling victim to schizophrenia. Remember, the first case was diagnosed (to our knowledge at least) in part 3 so nobody in parts 1 or 2 experienced the effects.
I actually pissed myself when I saw water spaghetti
Water spaghetti>mom spaghetti
That means you were well hydrated.
RyansGamerShack | Cooks spaghetti
Just fucking dumps the entire pot on your plate
Water Spaghetti
Jean Marceaux so purely hydrated that your pee is as safe as a mineral water like drinking from the tap
Friend : "japanese language is easy"
Me : "is that so? Then what is japanese of water?"
Friend : "..."
Gottem
Mizu
Me: Water in Japanese is *says what Okuyasu said while the substitute is just water.*
0:22
Chef Tonio: makes spaghetti
Kakyoin: “This must be the work of an enemy stand!”
*Looks up Rain sounds to go to sleep peacefully*
*Sees Josuke screaming for 30mins*
*Goes to sleep and wakes up happily*
This is more bizarre than the actual show.
"The water was good though."
Okuyasu: talks for like 10 seconds to say water
Chef tonio: takes 1 sentence to spell out a whole paragraph
Something feels wrong here...
It’s an -enemy- Stand!
BAKEMONOKA!
Italian food is the world's finest!
例えると、アルプスのお姫様がハープを弾く味っつうか、すげぇ爽やかなんだよ。砂漠を三日間歩いたあとに初めて飲むようなっつうか
↓
For example, the alpine princess flavors the harp, it is refreshing. Like drinking for the first time after walking in the desert three days.
↓
*_water._*
草
水。
*drinks in Japanese*
wate
Water.
"Okasaku! This is lewd!"
Well he was right... Video is demonetized
For someone who's never seen the show I thought this was real for a solid minute
It is real… for a solid minute. Then they get into liquids and authenticity becomes… murky.
Me: Hey brain, can I stop rewatching this and do something else?
Brain: 2:44
NO֌
This is a god tier shitpost
*osudoku* and *Tonio pizzaloni*
don't forget okuspocus
Tonio Pizzaioli
Chef boyarde
Joseph
Josuke
"Okuspocus"
"Josske"
"Osudoku"
"Okayak"
"Joseph"
"Okasaku"
"Okuoku"
"I hope it has water in it"
This line fucking killed me
"Foo Fighters would like to know you're location".
The writing in this episode seems a bit different
No, these are the original translations
The water was good though.
4:29 Hmm... where have I seen these subs before...?
Lunchbox Hentai? 😅
Jyuinchi can you pls gave us a link?it's just to compare the subs
Alexander04 "I can feel it inside my womb" "My hips are moving on their own" and "My mind is going blank" are so generic and overused that you probably can't pin it down to just one.
Lunchbox you are right, but I still want that link
Alexander04 for special reasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Josuke : Amazing , it tastes like water
Me : :DDD???
I know that face in animes, anime girl face lol
"Okuyasu, that's lewd"... Ohh I saw what you did there.
*B R A I N S M A R T N E S S J U I C E*
途中でシゲチーが死んだみたいな字幕あるの不謹慎すぎて草
The ingredients to water are:
-a glass filled with water
-then add water
"Now I can actually cry about Shigechis death"
"I think the cook is Italian"
1:13 How did I never notice this after do many viewings?
"First you pour water in a glass, then you add water."
No wonder it's so good. It's water within water!
Recipe: Water
first, pour a glass of water then add water...... *GENIUS!!!*
took me half a year of my life to master it
Local street kid screams "moooooiiiiii" after eating Italian food
The subtitles look like somebody writing them by guessing what the characters are saying from the animation
I swear I thought these were the original subtitles and just thought the translator got lazy when they practically just put “Water”.
4:12 *JOSEPH*
TheSimplified AwkwardGamer you mean 4:10
英語がわからない日本人でもこの字幕が間違っていることに気づくぞJoski.
アクメ代官様. 冗談だよ。
water.
I like how water took him 7 seconds to say
In order to say water you need to summon a demon in latin.
2:43 NO
I want a link to where that "NO" was sampled from
Chaos Sylux ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
Chee -Z I know this is very late but the audio is from a video called “Does Spider have PussPuss?”
Chaos Sylux I laughed so hard. josske just wanted some 😂😂
I clicked this like 40 times in a row, thank you😂🙌
Are these subtitles straight from the manga?
Nope
Josuke: Okuyasu! Can you give me some?
Okuyasu: *Yells No in 5 different dimensions*
Subtitle: "Water"
Deaf People: **Confused Confusion**
As an Italian I find this fucking hilarious
This taste....
This taste is the taste of water!
Josuke!
“Now I can finally cry about shigechi’s death!”
"Dont worry animated duwang doesn't exist it cant scare you"
Animated duwang:
Local street kid yells at food
Chef: What do you think of the tomatoes?
Okuyasu: *proceeds to eat only the Mozzarella*
I must say, I never understood what kind of use Tonio's stand would have in a stand battle.
OptimusPrime 100
I think the stand arrow thing gives a stand that the target needs most at the time. Tonio needed a way to cook, that alien guy needed a way to blend in, Kira needed a way to murder without evidence, etc.
Bowen Chen Anyway, Tonio is a really great Italian chef. I mean, he's Italian just like me so...
Until you watched this video
OptimusPrime 100 Yeah, not all stands are for combat
ただの字幕かと思ったらｸｿｶﾞﾊﾞ翻訳で草
面白いからもっとやれ
4:27 - 4:39 explaining the humor here would ruin it. But this part had me dying.
hefty magic
Literally every single hentai script ever
2:24 *Talks about how this is the Best shit he has ever eaten*
Subtitles: This is good.
"Josuke, look, i'm wet"
*Oh no*
Cursed
brain smartness juice
gave me a laff 5/7
"I only drink coke"
How the hell is he still alive?
This was already possibly my favourite episode
And you just made it better
“I see.” “You see.”
Water is a long word in japanese
This is too good to even exist
Okuyasu: *recites every character in the japanese dictionary*
Subtitles: water