[MACHINIMA REUPLOAD] Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares

[@Knightess]

Legend. Thank you for bringing masterpieces like this back from the grave.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“Hoh ya fan boys , looks like it’s time to oil up” has stayed with me since childhood

[@PitBoss_90]

0:12 Warning of ensuing hilarity, violence and terrible gameplay
0:22 Deli dumpster Kinect
1:03 No means no in French
1:39-1:59 Terrible French accents
2:16 Matt pervert moment #1
2:49-2:59 Minimum Hype
3:12 Developers were Nazis?
3:17 Matt pervert moment #2
3:33 Points out trap, still falls for it
3:40 Deaths 1-2, bad pun #1
3:52 Honest Title
4:00-4:27 Catherine callback and caught with booze
4:30-5:00 Matt and Pat are bad husbandos
5:45 Foreshadowing (probably; who cares about spoilers from a decade-long crap game?)
6:23-6:50 Matt pervert moment #3 and Pat pervert moment #1(idk, she looks underage)
7:25-7:31 Matt pervert moments 4-5
7:37 Anchorman reference
7:43-8:13 Raver cart and in medias res moment
8:16 Matt pervert moment #6
8:47 catering to Matt
9:25-9:33 English-speaking man doesn't understand English
9:36-10:00 German standoff
10:09-10:19 Death #3 bad pun #2
10:26 Death #4
10:42-10:54 I love Stand By Me
11:07-11:13 Death #5 bad pun #3
11:19 Matt pervert moment #7
11:45 Matt pervert moment #8
12:07 Alexa, play At Doom's Gate
12:23-12:33 Death #6 bad pun #4
12:37-13:02 Hostel the game, Death #7 bad puns 5-6
13:04 Hello Nurse has fallen on hard times not being in the Animainiacs reboot
13:19 "...And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
13:24-13:29 Death #8 bad pun #7
13:30-13:42 Death #9 bad pun #8
13:51-14:01 Death #10 bad pun #9
14:06-14:13 Player death #1 bad pun #10
14:17-14:23 Pokemon battle he's bound to lose
14:25-14:34 Pat addresses elephant in room as Matt commits pervert moment 9 and 10
14:35-15:03 Omae wa mou shindeiru

[@bobobsen]

Dutch standoff, not German

[@Janzer_]

you missed 8:54 flip space prostitute over the back of the seat

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

What? No “looks like it’s time to oil up”??? Crazy

[@Origamidnbstep]

Thanks a bunch!

[@CatLikeSleep]

9:38 XD

[@bitwawesome1]

Romance girl,.

[@daemon00]

Thank you for this re-upload, a classic!

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

Can you reupload the prison break episode?
When you get a chance of course no rush

[@starburst381]

one of my favourite episodes, thank you so much for reuploading :D

[@gojira9065]

Your pfp of lucy matches your comment lol.

[@starburst381]

@@gojira9065 oh yeah loool, I forget it’s there until people point it out xD

[@argondrolf785]

first episode I saw way back in '11

[@rhenevers5229]

Thanks for reuploading this! Weirdly it's one of my favorite episodes.

[@sunniapplepie6458]

Lady: Shropshire ponies
Matt: Sharsher pony
Pat: Shorpsure

[@bobdob12334]

thank you brother

[@Bluetendo64]

Thanks for the re-up!

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

thanks bro

[@bitwawesome1]

Wow,.

[@GuninGames]

10:16 Only Marvel fans will get this referance