The best thing about this show is that it so totally destroys Star Wars that if Disney ever is taken over by normal people again and they put a responsible adult in charge of the Star Wars IP, it'll be much easier to officially de-canonize all of the Disney nonsense.
Agreed. If they run it into the ground enough another team will hopefully just do their own take on what happens after the orignal 6…. It’s a shame because I really like rogue one. Somehow that one was good.
Mandalorian and Finn could be salvaged. I'd like to see Finn's story done right, focussed on him struggling to move on. In the films he walked away from the First Order with the nonchalance of a teenager quitting a pizza delivery job.
@jimluebke3869 Zabraks are mammals. Those horns are considered vestigial. Only the Dathomiran Zabraks(Like Maul) have pronounced horns, while their female zabrak counterparts have none.
@zxyatiywariii8 No, there are two subspecies of Zabraks. The Iridonian Zabraks, which both sexes have horns. And the Dathomiran Zabraks, which the males have more developed horns, but the women have no horns whatsoever. However, if the twins have two mothers, they should have horns, unless the Zabrak was more of a surrogate mother. If that's the case, Black human mother must've used "The Thread" to create two identical fertilized zygote. IDK. I'm putting more thought on this than the writers clearly did.
Maybe her 3rd grade science teacher was a man. And she didn't want to bother listening to him in class, because science is a conduit for the patriarchy
Dude, I don't think she does. Honestly, I don't think she knows. The woman is mentally deficient when it comes to story telling. Spielberg talked about her hair brained story ideas years ago in relation to Indiana Jones. She honest to God thinks she has great ideas
Also, none of them are in actual danger. Don’t use their reimagination of that word around the left. Something that simply challenges their ideology in a small way is “danger”. That’s how cults change language to reinforce their nonsense ideas. Challenging the ideology, especially if you’re actually correct, is “killing” them because their ideology is their own identity. Mental illness and cult thinking in one.
Which begs the further question regarding inconsistency in the plot: Why do the Jedi only challenge Osha when she tries to cheat the test? Mae makes it very clear that she's going to deliberately fail and coerces Osha into doing the same and yet, the Jedi are only interested in Osha's motivations for deliberately flunking? Not an ounce of thought has gone into the tripe. But that's the fans' fault - Leslye Headland says so! 😂
@darrynwalker6270 That's the problem. she and the others don't understand why Star War and its lore, normally the jedi, would have seen through Osha's Deception and would pass on her, being wise enough to see she would likely fall to the dark side, but we not in normal times, stupid people are writing this
The whole "old enough to know what she wants" can be useful both for groomers and those who seek to "affirm" gender in children. Is the show more stupid or more vile? Tough call
The problem is no one who works at Disney can be bothered to familiarize themselves with the lore. There are so many stories in the SW universe, and Disney has like 3 people in a room just coming up with the dumbest shit.
Honestly I couldn’t remember ever reading a fanfiction that was this bad. I’ve seen kids whose ages are in the single digits act and write better than this!
You all missed the point of being too young. Remember, in that community, a 12 yr old is too young to get a tattoo but not too young to transition. I think that was their meaning.
When the head witch tells Osha that she's young & doesn't know what she wants, it is condescending. Then she tells the 🧙♀️ she does is contradicting. These people sure don't know how to maintain consistency in their writing. Using LGBTQ-Whatever elements & 👧 power to compensate for incompetence will not work.
if the coven had only had a man around he would have told them not to build your temple out of combustible rock. That stuff is literally kerosene in solid form.
I just got a message from YouToob that they're threatening to ban me if i make any more comments about not liking the Acolyte.. I guess it's time to quit more than Disney+
i know, right? Apparently women are into the light side of the Force, men are into the dark side of the Force, and it's all compared to a thread. Seriously, I think this started life as a Wheel of Time slashfic.
In all seriousness though, this is really sad that these activists agenda people have taken a property so beloved by fans for decades and dragged it through dirt and mud and shot it out behind the barn. There has only been complete and utter disrespect for everything Star Wars and they have been dedicated to misunderstanding everything from the lore to the fan base. Truly unforgivable.
The blindness of these people is astounding that one can only presume that it is intentional. Disney have deliberately destroyed Star Wars….no rational person could make it so bad….i mean its not even just bad….its a total gang fuck…. This woke, lgbtqr bollocks is destroying everything around us….no company would deliberately do exactly opposite what their fans like….but disney has…..
Comparing this to 70's exploitation flicks is an insult to 70's exploitation flicks. In fact, they should've just spent that boatload of money on the new Barbarella. That's a more reputable IP at this point.
This is so sad. The only thing lingering in my had for the week was "The power of ONE. THE POWER OF TWO, TH E POWER OF........ MAAAAAANEEEEEYYYYYYYY" Who would of thought that quote would relate to star wars. Sad day.
I’ve only watched podcasts review these episodes. At first I thought the cackle(s) were something added or offscreen on the podcast. I cannot believe that they included that laugh, twice, in the show. I’m embarrassed for them that they didn’t realize how cringe this is.
The Acolyte premiers. Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Also: "Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!"
@@stephenrickman4300 That Lugosi quote came to my mind only because of the reference to being "despised" and "persecuted." But now I realize that the ENTIRE quote fits: The two lead witches are, in essence, trying to breed a new race of Force-sensitive superWOmen!
All they have to do is get rid of all the bourgeoise, then make a bunch of new people who have been steeped in their preferred ideology from birth. Once the new people are old enough, they'll all inevitably be Disney Star Wars fans. Success is guaranteed!
Is it time to start the LucasFilm death pool? What I mean is, how long before Disney either puts the whole company up for sale or just folds up shop? They spent $4 billion, never made a cent on their investment, and now it should be abundantly clear to even the dimmest mind that they don't stand a chance of ever making a return on it. All of LucasFilm's franchises have now been damaged beyond repair. In the search for a "new, modern audience" that never existed they've alienated the old audience beyond the point of no return. It's time for them to just bite the bullet and write it off.
Umm.. I minored in Anthropology and there was a study case where in the Amazon some of the peoples have yet to be able to count past 5, they will count to 5 then after 5 is many, these witches couldnt even count to three. 1.. 2.. many.
Look there's Furiosa🤣🤣🤣 It's amazing those twins aren't traumatised by seeing a male for the first time. How do they know what a saber is. "Look how they wear their sabers." Osha says. The door is metal??
Lots of background missing in this show, no clue what the heck is going on in it either, nor do I care. So science is ignored in this version of Star Wars? Wow, who knew rock could burn, and suffocate space witches, leaving no marks on their bodies from the fire? No words, I have no words. 🙄
Happy Pride Month and for killing the Star Wars franchise. I'm canceling my Disney Plus subscription this weekend, and it's due to Disney taking sides in these cultural debates. Star Wars did provide its fans with a make-believe world to enjoy for a couple of hours, but everyone knew it was not real, including children. Then a group of people with their own made-up nonsense (that demands that we all most believe) based on feelings decides to destroy a franchise and successfully achieved their goal. Stop spending money on Disney.
I've commented to one of John Trent's video and will repeat here what dawned on me. They are modeling the black chick character after the looks of Hindu god Shiva, the Destroyer. In his classic iconography, he's represented with coiled hair pile up on top, and wearing the snake Vasuki wrapped around his neck. For the witches' sabbath, mother NSA is wearing her braids coiled and piled on top of the head, as well a wrapped around her neck to evoke the snake. And that gigantic white tattoo on her forehead is a wink to the "urna" symbol that Indians paint on their forehead. Usually, it's a dot, known as the bindi, but less frequently they would draw a small spiral (of course, Disney girl boss has to show that she has the biggest one!). Coincidentally, "urna" in Sanskrit means "thread", as in "spider's thread", which alludes in a few Indian spiritual philosophies to energy interconnecting us all and how to master it. Do you believe in coincidences?
Hindus tend to be VERY socially conservative and family-oriented. They will not appreciate a man-hating female alphabet character being made to look like one of their male gods. Also, there is nothing creepier than woke Westerners using Eastern symbolism like this.
@@talithakoum3922I don’t think activists from California care at all for how a foreign culture like India feels. Usually for them „like the real world“ means only urban centers in California. They are not really known to be open for other cultures.
Perhaps they should have concentrated on making an intelligently written Star Wars show instead of some bollocks about an Indian goddess that hardly anyone gives a f**k about .
But in the case of *Clue,* the ending made sense. You're misdirected by the two fake endings until the real ending ties every plot thread together and you see just how vile Tim Curry's character really is and how much he manipulated everyone into doing his bidding. *The Acolyte* isn't going to be nearly as intelligent or logical, nor do I think it wants to be.
Depends on how long Conservatives keep trusting Blackrock and State Street to invest their money "wisely". Once those retirement funds get sued for Violation of Fiduciary Responsibility, the whole thing comes apart.
This entire show is a perfect work. It is a scarily accurate description of both the woke puppets and modern dei. No direction, no plot, no point, no story, and no actual lighting for you to see the truth of what's wrong.
I still have seeing Episode IV 3x in 1977 to packed houses. Haven't seen anything since Rogue One, and it sounds like I'm not missing anything that has to do with SW. Thanks for possibly hurting your brains watching this so we don't have to. 😊
I watched a short clip of the Acolyte. At first I thought it was a satirical comedy, like Southpark. Now I realize that it's just stupid. Also it's poorly acted and directed. High School plays are typically of higher quality.
It's a good point that this episode contradicted itself. First the twins are too young to know what they want. Then the twins are old enough to know. Yet Grace Randolph defends this episode.
I just treat this kind of garbage as if it doesn't exit, its fanfiction except they're not even fans, it's a terrible star wars parody. Just buy physical versions of the media you like and unsubscribe from Disney plus.
Never thought I would want to cleanse my pallet with the holiday special.
90% of the fans agree. The Acolyte belongs in a Galaxy, far far FAR away from this one.
From the time Bob won the proxy battle, Disney stock is down almost $43B
And Disney company quickly becoming unsalvageable.
"Won" you ment.
It was a pyrrhic victory. It accomplished nothing because they keep spinning their wheels expecting different results from Kathleen Kennedy.
Not even Mel Brooks would dare spoof Star Wars with Lesbians Witches even as a laugh dare!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU DISNEY, I HATE YOU!
GOOD GOOD
@@treystephens6166 The hate has made me powerful.
@@davefox7516Let the hate flow through you. Yes, yeees.
@@benmiles00 It is, my young apprentice.
Their father went for milk in a galaxy far far away
Green milk!
He stepped out for a pack of Space Cigarettes.
The best thing about this show is that it so totally destroys Star Wars that if Disney ever is taken over by normal people again and they put a responsible adult in charge of the Star Wars IP, it'll be much easier to officially de-canonize all of the Disney nonsense.
"I'm looking to buy Star Wars from you."
"You mean the entire IP?"
"Nah, you can keep all the stuff made on your watch."
Agreed. If they run it into the ground enough another team will hopefully just do their own take on what happens after the orignal 6…. It’s a shame because I really like rogue one. Somehow that one was good.
Mandalorian and Finn could be salvaged. I'd like to see Finn's story done right, focussed on him struggling to move on. In the films he walked away from the First Order with the nonchalance of a teenager quitting a pizza delivery job.
Next custody hearing...
Wife: "I carried them!"
Husband: "I created them!"
Judge: "Oh dang."
Zabrak children have those horns too. Do you really think they give birth like mammals do?
@jimluebke3869 Zabraks are mammals. Those horns are considered vestigial.
Only the Dathomiran Zabraks(Like Maul) have pronounced horns, while their female zabrak counterparts have none.
@@Good_Boy_3000So since one of the twins' mothers has horns, is that a trans zabrak?
@zxyatiywariii8 No, there are two subspecies of Zabraks. The Iridonian Zabraks, which both sexes have horns.
And the Dathomiran Zabraks, which the males have more developed horns, but the women have no horns whatsoever.
However, if the twins have two mothers, they should have horns, unless the Zabrak was more of a surrogate mother.
If that's the case, Black human mother must've used "The Thread" to create two identical fertilized zygote.
IDK.
I'm putting more thought on this than the writers clearly did.
They are now being referred to as the Witchbians. I love it.
I would replace the letter b with a w that is what they are.
Better than “Lesbitches”?
Fire burns stone. Fire burns without oxygen. Did Leslye Headland completely flunk 3rd grade science?
Yes.
She also failed her ethics course when she worked for weinstein.
Science is patriarchal, you bigot.
Maybe her 3rd grade science teacher was a man. And she didn't want to bother listening to him in class, because science is a conduit for the patriarchy
We thought 2020 was a bad year but welcome to 2024, where being a lesbian ret-xrd gets you a major writing role for Disney.
Starting to wonder if degenerate lifestyles degenerate brain cells. How does one even fathom this type of idiocy? Inconceeeeivable!!
Patton Oswalt of all people, summed up political correctness "It's a war on noticing" .
Don't blame the fans for the hate the cast gets. Kennedy knows her stories are trash and chooses to endanger actors by casting them.
Dude, I don't think she does. Honestly, I don't think she knows. The woman is mentally deficient when it comes to story telling. Spielberg talked about her hair brained story ideas years ago in relation to Indiana Jones. She honest to God thinks she has great ideas
Endangering their careers.
Also, none of them are in actual danger. Don’t use their reimagination of that word around the left. Something that simply challenges their ideology in a small way is “danger”. That’s how cults change language to reinforce their nonsense ideas. Challenging the ideology, especially if you’re actually correct, is “killing” them because their ideology is their own identity. Mental illness and cult thinking in one.
The problem is some of the actors are also cocky.
Pretty sure no one on the set of rogue one and Andor haven't received any hate. And that cast was pretty diverse, but had great writing.
I heard that The Acolyte merch is now being sold out worldwide. Fans are using dolls for Voodoo tortures.
How many Acolyte-themed feminine hygene products did they release?
Spice is meth in Star Wars. These witches are terrible parents. The jedi should have taken both kids away
If Han Solo needed to smuggle it, it was obviously an illicit substance
Which begs the further question regarding inconsistency in the plot:
Why do the Jedi only challenge Osha when she tries to cheat the test? Mae makes it very clear that she's going to deliberately fail and coerces Osha into doing the same and yet, the Jedi are only interested in Osha's motivations for deliberately flunking?
Not an ounce of thought has gone into the tripe.
But that's the fans' fault - Leslye Headland says so! 😂
@darrynwalker6270 That's the problem. she and the others don't understand why Star War and its lore, normally the jedi, would have seen through Osha's Deception and would pass on her, being wise enough to see she would likely fall to the dark side, but we not in normal times, stupid people are writing this
The whole "old enough to know what she wants" can be useful both for groomers and those who seek to "affirm" gender in children.
Is the show more stupid or more vile? Tough call
Why not both?
It's funny how they played both sides with it. The same mother said that when Osha grows, she would likely change her mind.
You get it this is another tool that will be used by groomers , like @jimluebkr3869 .
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Star Groomers.
The problem is no one who works at Disney can be bothered to familiarize themselves with the lore. There are so many stories in the SW universe, and Disney has like 3 people in a room just coming up with the dumbest shit.
I just thought before that Disney had a team of SW super fans behind the scenes helping with the writing and producing. Imagine that
17:48 No they didn’t show her because they gonna use her for the comedic line of “I AM Your Mother!” 🙄🤦♀️
Already callin it
The bad acting alone makes it trash.
But add the bad writing, and it's a total joke.
The witches harmonizing ceremony was effed up on so many levels, then the high pitch outburst.....WTF!
When I was stationed in Saudi Arabia and Iraq we referred to that as the camel mating call.
One Too Many Excuses.
Honestly I couldn’t remember ever reading a fanfiction that was this bad. I’ve seen kids whose ages are in the single digits act and write better than this!
Star Wars is on a shelf with Tarzan and The Lone Ranger: once great franchises that are now dead.
Yup. Seems that way.
Kathleen Kennedy!!!!!! What have you done!!!??? 😡
If you really want to hurt her Stop Watching.
Besides making shitty coffee and annoying the actual creative people...not much.
What have YOU done?
What have YOU done?
(quoting Osha and Mae)
😂😂😂😂
@@jedihoff who???
Obviously she put a chick in it and made her lame and gay. South Park is Prophetic
You all missed the point of being too young. Remember, in that community, a 12 yr old is too young to get a tattoo but not too young to transition. I think that was their meaning.
Speaking of that may be the plot twist, the “mom” who created the twins is a trans. Given diversity l, It seems to be missing here so maybe? 🤦🏻
The acolyte has made me love the original Star Wars EU more than ever. That is the true canon, not whatever Disney is doing with SW.
Stomping into Disney parks; "WHERE BE THE LESBIAN SPACE WITCHES??!!!"
Get a bunch of theater kids together in costume to do a flash mob of that song in the park. Film it. The world will love you for it.
When the head witch tells Osha that she's young & doesn't know what she wants, it is condescending. Then she tells the 🧙♀️ she does is contradicting. These people sure don't know how to maintain consistency in their writing. Using LGBTQ-Whatever elements & 👧 power to compensate for incompetence will not work.
Was happy to you addressed OSHA and as someone who worked a real job in California unlike these writers knows that is a horrible name.
100% that slow walk is Kennedy walking into the story group meeting lmao
I was hoping to see Harvey Corman in drag or Bea Arthur in this. Where's Itchy and Lumpy? Oh, this isn't the holiday special? It's worse?
Sounds like this would be a perfect show for the old Mystery Science Theater 3000.
OMFG they would rip this show apart, it would be great lol
An immediate classic! Up there with Mitchell and Hands of Manos….
There is no father...... space daddy went out for a pack of death sticks 6 years ago and hasn't been back
if the coven had only had a man around he would have told them not to build your temple out of combustible rock. That stuff is literally kerosene in solid form.
“ what have you done?”
“ what have you done?”
This might be the most brilliant writing I’ve ever seen, guaranteed to get the Emmy .
" What have you done. " I was waiting for all the spider man pointing at each other memes 😅
All we need is one word at the start of those sentences. Disney. "Disney, what have you done"
"No you!"
I just got a message from YouToob that they're threatening to ban me if i make any more comments about not liking the Acolyte.. I guess it's time to quit more than Disney+
"The Last Scissors"🤣🤣🤣
Someone read Wheel of Time, or watched the abomination Amazon created, and liked how they used Threads to explain how they use the one power.
i know, right? Apparently women are into the light side of the Force, men are into the dark side of the Force, and it's all compared to a thread.
Seriously, I think this started life as a Wheel of Time slashfic.
Magic in DND is called the weave. 😂 Disney aint original.
When I hear them talking about threads I picture a galaxy wide conspiracy theorist evidence board with threads connecting everyone.
In all seriousness though, this is really sad that these activists agenda people have taken a property so beloved by fans for decades and dragged it through dirt and mud and shot it out behind the barn. There has only been complete and utter disrespect for everything Star Wars and they have been dedicated to misunderstanding everything from the lore to the fan base. Truly unforgivable.
Yeah
Dr. Who
Star Trek
The MCU
All ruined by the activists.
The blindness of these people is astounding that one can only presume that it is intentional. Disney have deliberately destroyed Star Wars….no rational person could make it so bad….i mean its not even just bad….its a total gang fuck….
This woke, lgbtqr bollocks is destroying everything around us….no company would deliberately do exactly opposite what their fans like….but disney has…..
They only do this because if it didn't have a name on it, nobody would watch it. The minority people they made it for is not watching it.
Thats what cultural mark schism does.
Shoutout to the dupe about to delete this comment.
Comparing this to 70's exploitation flicks is an insult to 70's exploitation flicks. In fact, they should've just spent that boatload of money on the new Barbarella. That's a more reputable IP at this point.
Bet they blame the Jedi for the sabotage, to get the kid(s).
That Mother NSA is one toxic dude.
I bet it was Disney that murdered Carrie Fisher so she won't fight back against them leading all of the fans against them
15:45 Maybe all that scissoring put them all in cardiac arrest.
They should have called it the string. Like a tampon string
This is so sad. The only thing lingering in my had for the week was "The power of ONE. THE POWER OF TWO, TH E POWER OF........ MAAAAAANEEEEEYYYYYYYY" Who would of thought that quote would relate to star wars. Sad day.
The witch cackles sound like a cross between a howling coyote and a laughing hyena.
I’ve only watched podcasts review these episodes. At first I thought the cackle(s) were something added or offscreen on the podcast. I cannot believe that they included that laugh, twice, in the show. I’m embarrassed for them that they didn’t realize how cringe this is.
The Acolyte premiers.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
They don’t care about the mom who carried them because she doesn’t look like them
At 10:21 Bigfoot makes an appearance. Lololol, really? Space Bigfoot?
Witchbians - Call me Chato
From an "EZ-Bake Coven" -- Chato's comments section
Looks like if BET made a spoof of star wars
Cue bela lugosi from Ed Wood. "Pull the string! Pull the string!"
Ring the bell!!!!!!!
Also: "Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!"
@@alexmuenster2102 or the galaxy, in this case!
@@stephenrickman4300 That Lugosi quote came to my mind only because of the reference to being "despised" and "persecuted." But now I realize that the ENTIRE quote fits: The two lead witches are, in essence, trying to breed a new race of Force-sensitive superWOmen!
😂😂”finish his Jedi course….”classic line
Making sounds like that no wonder why the witches were hunted
Yaaaaaasss, Yaaaaaass...
🤣🤣
All they have to do is get rid of all the bourgeoise, then make a bunch of new people who have been steeped in their preferred ideology from birth. Once the new people are old enough, they'll all inevitably be Disney Star Wars fans. Success is guaranteed!
If you pull on the thread..........everything unravels.
Galaxy's edge sells Spice cream and Death sticks.
Is it time to start the LucasFilm death pool? What I mean is, how long before Disney either puts the whole company up for sale or just folds up shop? They spent $4 billion, never made a cent on their investment, and now it should be abundantly clear to even the dimmest mind that they don't stand a chance of ever making a return on it. All of LucasFilm's franchises have now been damaged beyond repair. In the search for a "new, modern audience" that never existed they've alienated the old audience beyond the point of no return. It's time for them to just bite the bullet and write it off.
"A coven of l* space witches"
Or you could call it... an EZ-bake coven, right?
We need a Wilhelm scream. Lester Headland, “I’ve got something better”
Yikes, what a disaster. They must have ran out of ideas for success.
As a situational comedy, this is pure gold. Run with it, Kathy. Just say you meant to make a side splitting leg slapper and move on.
Umm.. I minored in Anthropology and there was a study case where in the Amazon some of the peoples have yet to be able to count past 5, they will count to 5 then after 5 is many, these witches couldnt even count to three. 1.. 2.. many.
What generally baffles me in nearly every TV show is: Are there no fire codes?
"They're calling it 'pulling threads'"
They appear to be _pushing_ threads.
Better than pushing spice, I suppose.
Look there's Furiosa🤣🤣🤣 It's amazing those twins aren't traumatised by seeing a male for the first time. How do they know what a saber is. "Look how they wear their sabers." Osha says. The door is metal??
That witch laugh reminds me of "Who stole the Kishka?"
Lots of background missing in this show, no clue what the heck is going on in it either, nor do I care. So science is ignored in this version of Star Wars? Wow, who knew rock could burn, and suffocate space witches, leaving no marks on their bodies from the fire? No words, I have no words. 🙄
The black kids having no dad when over my head completely.
Even in space!! Smh
"Look at me. I am the force now."
Did you notice that the castle from the out side in the acolyte look like a woman’s bottom half being polite
I don’t understand how this obscure ostracized coven of witches are all different species. It doesn’t make sense.
Doesn't have to. In fact, it hurts "the message" if it does.
When a whole galaxy is against you, just ask yourself what's wrong with you. An entire galaxy can't be wrong
The Jedi Order *can* be of different species, because they don't reproduce amongst themselves. But these witches...?
Happy Pride Month and for killing the Star Wars franchise. I'm canceling my Disney Plus subscription this weekend, and it's due to Disney taking sides in these cultural debates. Star Wars did provide its fans with a make-believe world to enjoy for a couple of hours, but everyone knew it was not real, including children. Then a group of people with their own made-up nonsense (that demands that we all most believe) based on feelings decides to destroy a franchise and successfully achieved their goal. Stop spending money on Disney.
There was a lot of space creaming going on in that ceremony
9:07 - gold.😅
Every time i here The Thread it reminds me of the film Wanted (2008) they bend bullets here the Acyolite uses the force
Spice is a drug
It’s the Cocaine of Star Wars!
Dave baloney everybody. Cheif Creative officer durp.
Honest question.
Do you think he knows the lore but doesn't care, or is he a blithering idiot.
Spice is the in-universe slang for psychopharmaceuticals.
AKA, psychedelics.
The alcolyte is hatefiction directed against the fans
I've commented to one of John Trent's video and will repeat here what dawned on me.
They are modeling the black chick character after the looks of Hindu god Shiva, the Destroyer. In his classic iconography, he's represented with coiled hair pile up on top, and wearing the snake Vasuki wrapped around his neck. For the witches' sabbath, mother NSA is wearing her braids coiled and piled on top of the head, as well a wrapped around her neck to evoke the snake.
And that gigantic white tattoo on her forehead is a wink to the "urna" symbol that Indians paint on their forehead. Usually, it's a dot, known as the bindi, but less frequently they would draw a small spiral (of course, Disney girl boss has to show that she has the biggest one!). Coincidentally, "urna" in Sanskrit means "thread", as in "spider's thread", which alludes in a few Indian spiritual philosophies to energy interconnecting us all and how to master it. Do you believe in coincidences?
Hindus tend to be VERY socially conservative and family-oriented. They will not appreciate a man-hating female alphabet character being made to look like one of their male gods. Also, there is nothing creepier than woke Westerners using Eastern symbolism like this.
@@talithakoum3922I don’t think activists from California care at all for how a foreign culture like India feels. Usually for them „like the real world“ means only urban centers in California. They are not really known to be open for other cultures.
Perhaps they should have concentrated on making an intelligently written Star Wars show instead of some bollocks about an Indian goddess that hardly anyone gives a f**k about .
They're a lot more like Kali than Shiva.
are they amateurs? the acting in it is so lame...
That cringe laugh was "Cuckoo for Wokoa Puffs"
Great video, VR. Thanks, ladies and gents.
They will do a "Clue" ending. This happened, nope this happened, well maybe this happened, but this is what actually happened.
But in the case of *Clue,* the ending made sense. You're misdirected by the two fake endings until the real ending ties every plot thread together and you see just how vile Tim Curry's character really is and how much he manipulated everyone into doing his bidding. *The Acolyte* isn't going to be nearly as intelligent or logical, nor do I think it wants to be.
Valiant, thank you for all you do! I want to say, "Thank you for your service," but it's taken.
Walt Disney NYSE instead of floating over $100 is now floating right below. Disney needs to figure it out post haste.
Yall sure the episode wasn't supposed to be a comedy like the movie Airplane?
Really wasn't expecting to like this but to be honest it was so bad i laughed my ass off. Keep it up Disney, this rubbish brings me so much joy.
How long can Disney survive of they keep pumping shows and movies like this?
Depends on how long Conservatives keep trusting Blackrock and State Street to invest their money "wisely".
Once those retirement funds get sued for Violation of Fiduciary Responsibility, the whole thing comes apart.
This entire show is a perfect work. It is a scarily accurate description of both the woke puppets and modern dei. No direction, no plot, no point, no story, and no actual lighting for you to see the truth of what's wrong.
I still have seeing Episode IV 3x in 1977 to packed houses. Haven't seen anything since Rogue One, and it sounds like I'm not missing anything that has to do with SW. Thanks for possibly hurting your brains watching this so we don't have to. 😊
I watched a short clip of the Acolyte. At first I thought it was a satirical comedy, like Southpark. Now I realize that it's just stupid. Also it's poorly acted and directed. High School plays are typically of higher quality.
What the FRAG happened to Star Wars?! I guess art imitates life and we are now under the Empire's rule. KK is Darth Detroi'Us!
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Further proof that Disney has no originality; The Acolyte stars Osha and Disney's Wish stars Asha. Who's next? Tasha, Sasha, Dasha????😂
It's weird that the one who carries the children is usually considered to be much more "the mother" than any random donor she met at a rave.
It's a good point that this episode contradicted itself. First the twins are too young to know what they want. Then the twins are old enough to know. Yet Grace Randolph defends this episode.
I just treat this kind of garbage as if it doesn't exit, its fanfiction except they're not even fans, it's a terrible star wars parody. Just buy physical versions of the media you like and unsubscribe from Disney plus.