The Most Pain You've Ever Felt - The GameOverGreggy Show Ep. 80 (Pt. 3)
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Greg Miller tells stories of the worst pain he has ever felt.
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Each and every Friday, Greg Miller, Colin Moriarty, Nick Scarpino, and Tim Gettys get together to talk. Each podcaster brings a topic to the table, and then, they go. TV, space, books, movies -- anything goes.
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"I pooped a poop... that changed me" -Tim Gettys, One of my all time favorite quotes from this show so far
Tyler Vander I lol'd so hard the pain in my side may be one of my top ranking pains of all time.
Tyler Vander What made the moment was Kevin's unacknowledged laughs.
Tyler Vander My Mom went on one of these meal replacement therapies anyways one day I hear this excruciating scream from her in the bathroom upstairs, I guess this plan really bound her up and didn't go for poop for over a week and well you can imagine, I tried to convince her to weigh it and take pictures and send it to Guiness World Records
Tyler Vander when he said 'i thought i shat out an organ' i lost it ha ha
17:03
Tim killed me with the poop that changed him.
Guys, I gotta say.... this may be the best ever Game Over Greggy Show.
i have a severe case of crohn's disease and i totally feel what you're going through colin. i can't even begin to describe some of the horrible things that happen with my stomach and bowels, the pain is so bad that when i get flare ups i was in the emergency room at least 3 times a month for over 3 years with no insurance. I'd eat 6 meals a day and be on the toilet ten or more times a day and i was super skinny from not being able to absorb nutrients. i lost my job as an executive chef, got on disability and now my parents are my caregivers and I'm living at home at age 32. i found a great doctor and I'm on medications that changed my life as far as the bathroom frequency, and i haven't been in the hospital for over a year now. colin you should really look into getting a colonoscopy if you haven't already and look into crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis. i still get insane flare ups but they aren't nearly as frequent and i can manage them at home with medication. i had cancer at age 19 and i had half of my lower right jaw completely removed because of a malignant tumor that almost went up into my brain, and the right side of my jaw was replaced with 7 inches of my left fibia along with a titanium chain. even through all of that, nothing compares to the stabbing burning pain from the crohn's flare ups. it gets so bad that i have to use a wheelchair and even then it's hard to move or even talk. i feel for you dude, i really hope that you can get some relief from whatever you have and that you can find out what's going on with it. take care!!
Fuck man... I'm sorry you've had to know such pain.
I gotta say this podcast made me laugh so hard that I started to cry, unbelievable guys! You all always put me in a good mood! One of the best episodes that's comical!
The way Tim tells his stories are just fantastic. I haven't laughed so hard at a poop story in my life.
Fell about five feet and a bolt coming out from a trailer door went right into my knee.
But this video literally made me tear up in laughter from tim's stories.
I think it was my second kidney biopsy. The Drs. did not put nothing to numb the area where they were going to put a big needle in my back to grap a piece of my kidney. I felt this claw come out and grap a piece of my kidney they did this about 4 times in a row. I was awake during this process and worst thing was I could hear them cranking it up. When they let go the crank the claw came out. I had basketball size bruise on my back after the procedure. I was only 7 yrs old.
I am doing great, I am 32 yrs old and hopefully I live another year. The Drs. told me at the age of 6 yrs I would make it pass 32 or 33 yrs old.
Justin Nixon Stay strong bro.
Chico Dusty I do everyday bro. Thank you.
Justin Nixon Powerful Justin Nixon, Inspiration to us all.
CJ Ware thank you, I am writing a book about my life I hope to inspire people not to give up on life.
Justin Nixon Well you got a least 1 buyer! I would def pick it up :)
Tim, drink at least 1.5 litres of water everyday. It really helps with the constipation! I have had the same problems (though fortunately not with blood) and when I went to the doctors, they didn't prescribe me medicine and instead told me to drink water and be physically active (jog, cycle, play sports etc.) as well as cutting back on processed food (like tin food, junk food etc.) I have since started eating natural food like meat, fish and veggies and fruits, drinking loads of water and my stomach is very healthy ! Take care of your health man.
Hahaha Nick: "Why is this topic happening?!" @ 3:25 -- too good.
Worst pain ever?
A) I was door holder in 3rd Grade. The thick metal door was perpendicular to a cement wall. As I was holding the door, a classmate karate kicked the door, and my middle finger exploded with pain.
B) Was making nachos. Long story short, I couldn't find the can opener to open the can of refried beans. I decided to start cutting the can open with a butcher knife. As I peeled the tin lid back, my hand shot across the metal razor that was the tin's lid, and I almost severed my thumb from its base.
C) A good friend of mine (and coworker) killed himself with a shotgun. I was devasted.
"why is this topic happening" lololol
best topic ever.
Sept 8th 2010 I was a tree remover my equipment broke and I fell 40 feet to the ground. I fractured alot of bones some in my neck, back, ribs, collar bone, wrist and more. I had a severe concussion. Ive Been in rehab 5 days a week for 2 and a half years now I'm of officially
18 % handicapped.
Colin I feel you.. I'm 27 and I have been having the same thing since 3rd grade. Over the years it has been getting worse. I Know your struggle man... Not the biz
franalations i feel you, same thing! i have gastro disease, and my stomach is constantly hurting, even now im drinking orange juice.. can't help it, but i already feel the pain coming up.. ah.
franalations Same thing here! I thought I was the only one!
TimTron22 Well orange juice is acidic and bad for anybody that has stomach pains. I would try to stick to water.
franalations same here guys i have ulcerative colitis
My worst pain was a procedure I had on my back last year. Laid on my stomach on a table while the doctor stuck 14 needles in me, one at a time, all between my waist and mid-back.
I took a picture when I got home, and it is just a grid of red dots with little purple holes in the middle. 14 needles.
Also I'm the same with pooing. For me it's Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Sometimes it's just annoying, needing the toilet a lot. But sometimes every now and again, I'll be bed ridden from pain. The other week, I was out drinking and had to leave, and ended up on my own crying in the rain in the fetal position, cause the pain was so unbearable. It was crippling, like a vacuum in the middle of my stomach pulling in. Horrible.
Tim, did your bathroom after that life changing poo look like the one in the Silent hills demo
Having lived on planet Earth for 21 years, nothing has topped the exquisite post-operation pain of getting wisdom teeth removed. That can break a man into tiny little pieces, and then stomp those tiny pieces into dust particles and those dust particles into atoms. -_-
13 years ago i had my tonsils removed through surgery
and it had me in pain for two weeks unable to talk laugh or even react
i had to run across my house to ease my pain , needless to say i still remember that pain like it was yesterday
It's might be wrong to say this since this video is about u guys being in pain but this is by far the funniest video I've seen on ur guys' channels. I lost it when Tim talked about the poop that changed him😂😂😂😂
Holy shit, Tim's last story was hysterical!
Once when i was on chemo, i was constipated for 1-2 weeks. Then after that, for about a week, I was shitting like 12 times a day and when it rips IT IS THE WORST
I remember when I was young I jumped off the bed... and landed on the glass of water I put on the floor. I bled and screamed for my nanny, and for years my mom's bed had this large-ass blood stain.
I also went to the dentist to get a root canal once, and being in a 3rd world country, my dentist was a bit stingy with his anesthesia.
Jesus, guys :( Worst I've ever had was a fractured humerus and pretty frequent migraines when I was a kid. I feel lucky now, your stories were horrific.
When I was 4 I was playing with the hinge of a very heavy/thick bathroom door at Perkins while I was waiting for my mom and sister to go to the bathroom before we left and got my pointer finger smashed in the hinge. The end of my finger was hanging on by a thread. Almost lost part of my finger entirely but luckily it was kept intact and stitched up. If basically felt like 20x the pain of jamming your finger or stubbing your toe but kept going on for over and hour. There's still a massive scar going around my finger.
The intro kills everytime lol.
Worst pains:
Pulled tooth, 1 hour operation and finally got it out after the meds started to weaken
Torn ACL and Meniscus
Glass shard through my foot
and the list goes on lol
I was in third grade. I was riding on a motor scooter. I accidentally went to fast, got out of control slammed into a car. Then I lost my two front ADULT teeth, broke my nose, lost a ton of blood, and for the first and only time in my life: went into shock. As a result of that, I have had to go to the dentist more than anyone I know and get multiple root canals. I am now 16, and I can tell you legitimately: the dentist fucking sucks.
Really enjoyed this video. Thanks guys!
Tim: "We have not been to dentist until-"
Nick: "IGN."
Me: xD. 😅😭
"I pooped a poop that changed me"
😂😂😂
Mine was either holding my mums cold lifeless hands when I was 8 or the bullying I went through from the age of 9 - 16. It's weird, I burned my hand when I was 4 with a steam machine coming out of a piano on the 2000 new years party. I've almost ended at the bottom of a lake, almost got electrocuted from lightning hitting Ontario lake while I was in a sailing class and I had an internal infection that was beyond agony even had something go through my foot think it was a hair pin but the emotional stuff can really beat all of that sometimes.
Sitting through this video was UNBEARABLE. But seriously, I must have squinted through the entirety of this.
goddamn Tim I am crying at work. poop stories= best stories
Mine was last year, going off of a jump while mountain biking. Ended up somersaulting myself and the entire bike while riding clipless (so I couldn't just jump off the bike) and ended up eating serious shit (I also literally ate dirt). Separated my shoulder (it still hurts and moves like a loose tooth). Couldn't lay down or get out of bed without help, and laying down was a constant pain (felt like my ribs were going to just shatter). What scared me most was coughing up blood, though. Fortunately, it was nothing more serious than a minor lung bruising.
I also fell onto the rail of a straight ladder when I was 12, which sliced my ass cheek wide open. Had to get ~40 stitches on the inside of my ass cheek. The doctor's assistant had to spread my cheeks apart the entire time while the doctor sewed me up. Didn't hurt as much as the bike accident, but was far more humiliating.
The worst pain I have ever felt was climbing off the couches box at our local football oval, while wearing footy boots and falling testicle first onto the very hard metal railing. This was so painful I couldn't walk for a couple hours.
Worst for me was an acid reflux sort of thing. Lasted 1-2 hours. I was huddled in the fetal position gripping the bed sheets and grinding my teeth. Apparently your stomach acid can fuck up and start eating the inside of your stomach lining. Been good since I took antacid pills once a day for two weeks. This was a few years ago.
Some crazy dump stories. When you haven't dropped one for a while, you'll start feeling pain in your lower back, get headaches, feel dizzy, sweat, etc. It's important to drop one everyday, if not, drop one good one every other day. If you guys are having problems, your diet and your eating schedules are the biggest culprits. Water and fiber is the way to go.
I know its cruel to laugh at your guys' stories, but man oh man! I have not laughed this hard in a while haha
Tim had me crying over here. Man that was fuuuuunnny.
Watching Microsoft's conference the other day was the worst pain I've ever felt
Greg for sure has told this lamp story before. lol
I don't think my most painful experiences can compare with other poor souls that have gone through aggravating and excruciating situations. I ate a plateful of shrimp when I was 12, and I didn't know about removing the tails. The pain in my stomach for the next three hours was so intense that I thought a chestburster Alien was going to explode out of my guts. It finally went away slowly overnight. At least I can say I have digested chitin. :(
Mine was when I was 8 years old and I cut or more like tore the tip of my finger off when my sister slammed it in her bedroom door. Luckily they were able to sew it back on and it feels normal now but I still have a scar and it is a little off center.
"You can't spell T-M-I without T-I-M" Wow, Tim.
I got a root canal once, and on one of the teeth the novacaine did not take very well, after he finished the first tooth i was in so much pain--and stupidly did not say too much--that i was staggering, and i was like you have to numb this better i can feel you going into my tooth and ripping out the nerve and shit.
Then they hit me with like 7 more needles and it still was not great, but that whole experience was the worst ever.
16:00 tim talks about the fractured, but whole.
long story short, i got a tooth pulled but the novication didn't take because the tooths root was surrounded with puss. also the tooths roots were talon shaped so he had to break the root apart and pull each one out, and i felt every ounce of pain.
Broke my femur playing rugby when I was 14, and due to "administrative errors" with the ambulance service had to wait about 90 minutes with no pain relief for an ambulance to come and give me nitrous oxide. Then the post surgery days... Morphine is all it's hyped to be folks, I really get why heroin is a thing.
I woke up during my wisdom tooth extraction and the dental assistant told me i wouldn't remember anything and handed me a stress ball while they drilled holes into the teeth and yanked them out. That sucked. I walked out pretty mad.
I was rolling around on my skateboard on my knees and hit a crack. Went face first into the cement and tore most of the skin off of my face. That was fun.
I'd say the most pain I've ever been in in my entire life was the first time I got a tongue canker sore. I was about 13, and it was the first one I ever got. We were on vacation and it just randomly showed up. It felt like I was under some dark curse. It lasted about 2-3 weeks and I'm pretty sure I was crying and screaming the entire time. I've gotten them pretty commonly since, and they've gotten better and have definitely slowed down but fuck, that first time was horrific. But hey, I can't complain too much, my parents felt so bad for me that they ended up buying me a PSP. I'd say it all worked out.
Perfect to have a fucked up stomach (chronic), and watch this while at the loo.
Your comment nick about the wisdom teeth seems funny to me. I just had mine out and never needed to take any pain medication whatsoever. Painless experience besides the iv they started to put me out.
These stories were awesome!
Ruptured appendix by far the most pain I ever felt and it's not close. And I almost cut the tip of my thumb off.
I've been dirtbiking since age 6. We have a rotating Superman cloak that we give to anyone who does what Nick is describing. You can only stop wearing it when someone else does it, thereby allowing you to bestow it upon them.
Almost all of my "worst pain" stories involve dirtbiking.
When I was about 10 years old I burned my palm with an iron. My brother's girlfriend was ironing , I thought it was off but like an idiot I touch the damn iron with my palm and burn the shit out of it! I couldn't play football for a game I had the next day. The bag off ice was really a welcomed respite . =(
Most painful moment I've experienced in my life was going to the dermatologist around 8th grade when puberty fucked me. My face was covered with zits. My mom couldn't afford the laser treatment so we had to settle with the cheaper treatment which is to pop every single zit on my face with a needle like tool. It was torture, I was honesty prepared to die that day. 9/21/2009 NEVER FORGET
p.s. If you are suffering with severe acne I feel your pain
Eat healthy, exercise, get sleep, and for the love of god wash your fucking face
Nohamforsam
If you had acne you would know none of those things can truly cure acne, since it's more based on genes and hormones. But yeah all those things can help. I had bad acne from 18-19 and it was horrible. Still got scars and shit but doesn't look that bad anymore.
Yeah I agree
Going in the treatment I knew it won't stop my acne. I went there because it was causing me pain/anxiety I just had to get it treated
Reminds me of that girl I saw on the light rail on the way to Fanime whose nose looked like a pizza.
Bruh I play football/futsal every week and there's always at least one person who gets hit in the balls, it's the fucking worst...
Soccer btw
And as far as tattoo pain goes shading is the worst. Especially after going over the same spot a few times.
Mines losing a testicle because of torsion. The worst pain by a mile. My whole pubic area on the right side swelled like a tennis ball (bigger than that probably), including parts of my leg and nearly belly. It was painful, but the main thing is actually uncomfortableness. It's really hard to explain. When the hospital told me they might have to remove I didn't care at all, I just thought, fucking do it, anything to get rid of this pain lol
Not my worst pain, but when I was 5 or 6 I smashed my thumb in my dad's truck door since it was a windy day and I remember it hurting like hell
I have a lot of horrible stories. Just a word of advice, never put Bengay anywhere near your testicles. I was bailing water onto them like i was trying to stop a boat from sinking.
I broke my pinky finger and bent it to a 90 degree angle, the doctors fixed it by having one of them holding my arm straight and the other yanking my pinky back to a straight position. I didn't think it would hurt but holy f'ing hell it was awful
Great topic
Tim, I have the same problem....all I am going to say is, once in 9 days :-)
We all had painful shits I once sat on a toilet for 3 hours of intense stomach pain that I couldn't shit but it I got up off the toilet my guy hurt beyond anything else I felt until it final came out after hours of slightly less pain cause I was sitting instead of standing. Dane Cook said it best
Great Topic!
"Shit's fine." *looks at camera*
Kickstarter for "Greg Miller: The Documentary" ?
Tim, i like you so much more after your "worst" story. Had the same sorta #2 issue. Went like every 3 days, it wasnt quick or pleasant. Buy a fiber supplement powder. Get the orange flavor. Mix it with water, drink it everyday, its delicious. Trust me it will solve your problem beginning on day 3.
Jason Darr Yeah, it sounds more like a fiber issue than a hydration issue. What he's describing sounds like hard stools. Basically, hard poop. Which can be alleviated by eating more fiber.
OverbearingUrge
Yeah It seems like it is. I had the same issues with rarely going. Starting taking fiber power for about 2 years now. Best decision of my life. I go everyday now, and it comes out quickly and easy. My gf had issues and I recommended it to her and now shes been taking it for months as well.
Pancreatitis was my worst.
Try passing a kidney stone. I almost passed out it hurt so damn bad. And that was just the passing. And this is someone who has broken numerous bones, been burned far too many times to count, had my appendix nearly rupture, and was hospitalized for a day due to food poisoning. Before you even pass a stone, your kidneys swell and your entire abdomen and lower back aches for weeks until you pass the stone(s). The tubes going from your kidney to your urethra is about the size of your tear ducts for your eyes. So imagine passing a grain of salt or sand through your eye duct. That's kind of what it is like. Once the stones hit your urethra, you're fine, as your urethra is much larger and you won't feel the stones passing.
Oh, and I once had 450*F grease spill down my arm while I was working at a restaurant because the morons on the line in the morning had filled all of the speed rack with empty hotel pans and I had to get a full hotel pan of half-chickens up and out right then with no available counter space. I was the only cook in the kitchen (it was late afternoon, which was a down time, and we only needed one prep cook, which was me), so I had to suck it up for over an hour until a replacement finally came in. Most of the grease burn wasn't too bad, but I still have some areas where you can see the burn scars if you look. It's more noticeable when I get a bit of a tan.
-edit- This is making me think of all the other fun stuff when I was a kid. Breaking my right wrist three times, my left wrist twice, breaking my nose from getting hit in the face by a wild fastball in Little League, knocking myself out at 13 when I had a growth spurt and hit my head on a hanging light fixture while running around, having a weird stomach pain that caused me to pass out (looking back, I think that was an episode of my appendix swelling), cutting my wrist open and gouging out a huge chunk of skin by accidentally smashing my hand through a window... The most recent was a few years ago a cycling accident broke my left wrist apart (that's break number 3), requiring metal rods and wires to hold the bones approximately where they need to be.
It's kind of amazing I'm not dead, thinking about it.
Curious to see if this is emotional or physical, hope you guys are doing okay
Its kinda funny because tomorrow I am going to start a 6 day walk of 30 miles a day... coincidence much.
it becomes like a self fulfilling... prophesy(prophesy)prophecy
TIM LMAO
Got OC Sprayed for the police academy. That was fun.
I tore a ligament in my knee. That hurt worse than breaking my arm.
And then...there's the pain of blue balls. Fuck.
i had the same poop story as tim, but it lasted 3 months.
the sauce was burning on the stove
Fiber Tim, fiber!
I'm a wuss. As a kid, I never took any risks and never sprained or broke a bone.
Dislocated knee, 100 times worse than a broken arm.
You guys need some Fiber in your diet. Fruits and veggies, man. Great great topic though. Made me realize how many hours of content I have digested from you all without supporting you financially, so I may help you guys out soon. Never want to see this go away
I've had a poop that bad Tim!
Tim, if your poops hurt, please go see a doctor.
TIM.. if your constipated all the time u should get more magnesium in your diet... most Americans are deficient in magnesium which leads to constipation 24/7... many people live with it, but chronic constipation releses toxins in your colon that lead to a slew of other issues (Weight gain/acne/cancer)
Interesting. What are some foods I should be implementing more into my diet to get more Mg?
Supuhfuzz vegetables(dark green), fruits, fish... for quick relief of constipation you can take a magnesium oxide supplement
Wisdom tooth, absolutely! Same for me except the fucking pharmacy took forever so I was screwed. ...... Kidney stones. That's all I have to say.
Tim it happens to a lot of ppl man. Ill still never forget the first time I looked into a bowl of blood. Shit changes ya man
I can't take it anymore. These stories are too much for me. I made it to the 12:54 mark. Good luck everyone else.
I cracked my head right open and I had to get staples, not stitches, STAPLES. It fucking sucked ass. I will not tell you about the other nasty details
I got poop probs also. I know your pain Tim. That shit ( pun intended ) sucks!
Once I really needed to pee but I was so lazy that I decided to put my thumb under my pants waist to pull my pants down and pull my pee pee out that way BUT my nail was long and it was sharp enough to take out a chunk of my foreskin as my thumb glided over my dick, blood, pain and regret all over.
Would not recommend.
Crohn's disease gave me a fistula, fancy word for a hole in my colon
I took a golf club to the face but that is NOTHING compared to Tim's shit story XD
loved it
My Apendix almost bursting in my stomach l
i stepped on a lego once
Getting stabbed in the rib cage!