The Communist Poptart. The freedom that we fought for from tyrants and the freedom that kicked the USSR's ass, where is your """great""" country? Oh yeah, it's in hell because of all of the atrocities and human rights violations it did
If you'd call Gorbachev a communist and not a revisionist social fascist. "Socialism is when People's Pizza Hut, socialism is when People's McDonald's, socialism is when..."
Under every fuckin family guy vid there is a comment that just quotes the video with a ton of likes, usually the top comment. Tells a lot about the audience of this show.
Pedro Gonzales Yes because one guy online whom you don’t even know what country he is from is representative of the entirety of America. You’re about as intelligent as he is.
actually Karl Marx made it where people are equal so they get paid the same don't own property but of course it can be easily corrupted by government which still isn't equality but was huge step to achieving that goal to this day democracy is still not perfect because people are given political freedom but don't use it or care which is abusing it but did have a check on power
@@aztekwarrior8398 Stalin was a communist leader. Marx was a communist movement. Named after Marx who was murders, so Stalin could take power. I might be wrong on some of that though. Google it kid.
@@DerCent161 Why do you glee so much from someone's unawareness of a historical figure? Don't you notice him not being a native English speaker? And so what? I bet you heard of Hitler in your childhood, but I can be you almost nrver remember hearing Stalin at all, let alone Lenin. So what? Someone never heard of Newton or Einstein in their lives, so what? Someone confusing Genghis Khan for Ghandi or a cartoon character, so what? What's so funny about someone confusing Marx with Stalin?
@@db153yt close but no cigar for you. Marx was the first to publish the Communist Manifesto, and really get the movement off the ground with Engels. Lenin took power as the leader of the Communist Revolution in Russia, but died so Stalin took over. Gorbachev, is well a Communist that helped bridge the USSR and the West
Alexander Chippel Grades don't work the same as economics. Stop trying to force these unfunny anti-communist jokes, you're an even bigger cringelord than Seth McFarlane himself.
From "Inside the Soviet Army": "At some juncture long ago, before Stalin, in Lenin's day, the wise decision was taken that the state apparatus should be manned, not by riff-raff, but by comrades of proven worth, who were responsible, experienced and dedicated to the popular cause." (Tongue firmly planted in cheek.) He goes on to say that it was all back-scratching and greasy palms.
Whenever I see the end I immediately think of that scene in the Rasputin vs Stalin ERB when Gorbachev says “did somebody say birthmarks” even though they’re completely different leaders
Just noticed the music they composed for the “The Communists” intro sequence is almost exactly the same melody that later became Peter Griffin’s theme music in that “three wishes” family guy short.
Like CatMaster said old Family Guy didn't overuse violence jokes as they do now all the time, people barely smacked each other in cutscenes, and "Dammit Janet" (the episode from this video) is a season 2 episode.
I didn't remotely pick up on the puns when I watched this as a teenager. I was completely baffled as to why the studio audience was laughing, and ended up thinking _that_ was the joke. I'm glad this popped up in my recommended so I could finally clear up the mystery all these years later. A weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
As a german I like how "communist" is a synoynm for russian/udssr/easterneurope. Communist in Germany is just a german communist. And a capitalist in Germany is just a german capitalist. Guess we are on both sides ... oh wait
@@Attmay Sure, there would be no leeches that profit off of the creativity and skills of others, but those people with those skills and creativity would still be around. What makes you think there's no technological advance without leeches?
mrFalloutFan95 I do not indorse communism I am.socialist which does.not halt progress it actually helps the development of countries look at Sweden and Norway and is better for the middle and working class
Simple. Nikita Khrushchev (also sometimes transliterated as Kruschev, Никита Хрущёв in the original Russian) was leader of the Soviet Union (also called the USSR) from 1953 to 1964. During his rule, Khrushchev stunned the communist world with his denunciation of his predecessor Joseph Stalin's crimes and embarked on a policy of de-Stalinization with his key ally Anastas Mikoyan. He sponsored the early Soviet space program and the enactment of moderate reforms in domestic policy. After some false starts, and a narrowly avoided nuclear war over Cuba, he conducted successful negotiations with the United States to reduce Cold War tensions. In 1964, the Kremlin leadership stripped him of power, replacing him with Leonid Brezhnev as First Secretary and Alexei Kosygin as Premier. The joke itself is a pun. A pun, also rarely known as paronomasia, is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. The joke is that Khrushchev was born in 1894 in a village in western Russia. He was employed as a metal worker during his youth, and he was a political commissar during the Russian Civil War. Under the sponsorship of Lazar Kaganovich, he worked his way up the Soviet hierarchy. He supported Joseph Stalin's purges and approved thousands of arrests. In 1938, Stalin sent him to govern the Ukrainian SSR, and he continued the purges there. During what was known in the Soviet Union as the Great Patriotic War, Khrushchev was again a commissar, serving as an intermediary between Stalin and his generals. Khrushchev was present at the defense of Stalingrad, a fact he took great pride in throughout his life. After the war, he returned to Ukraine before being recalled to Moscow as one of Stalin's close advisers. So, in brief, the joke is that the boy said Khrushchev, which is a pun.
I don’t get it. What does Khrushchev mean in this context of word play? Stalin sounds like stalling and Marx sounds like marks. But what is Khrushchev supposed to sound like when the kid asks, “Do I Khrushchev?”
I didn't get it either, but other comments say the joke (such as it is) is that the kid uses Khrushchev's name as if there is word play where there is in fact none. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"The funniest part of October Revolution was when i climbed on armored car and said _It's Lenining time!_ and Lenined all over the former Russian Empire." Vladimir Lenin, "How to organize a competition?", 1918
This, this is why we fought the Russians in the Cold War, so that Nikita Khrushchev won’t fling open our doors and badly dance on our tables when we are having dinner!
Haha! Good one. Khrushchev banging his shoe at the UN General Convention back in 1960 was him venting his frustration that his opportunity to accomplish that goal was slipping away.
Since nobody else is going to answer accurately, I guess I will. The accent is Russian. That's because people tend to think of Russia first when they hear the word "communist".
Well, given the Stalin & Khrushchev jokes, plus St Basil's Cathedral from Moscow's red square hanging on the wall. I'd say it's pretty obvious that they're meant to be be, and sound, Russian.
These Communist puns have no Class
Stop
I know right? There are much better Engels to take for a joke.
*grabs coffee* smh
They really should've PUTIN some more effort
I guess you’ll get *putin* the gulag then
You know no effort has been _putin_ to this.
KpTroopaFR most underrated comment here
KpTroopaFR That comment was so Trotskij... I salute you!
Putin ain't commie but thanks for playing
cootiesbitchflayva99 He was from the KGB.
yeah, and how does that make him communist (as a leader)?
What class is giving you the most trouble? The bourgeoisie
Bailey Alexis Snow Now that's actually funny. If Seth wasn't a liberal, his writing would actually be this smart.
What's his liberalism have to do with anything?
+Alexander Almeida It not only clouds him with political bias, but it also prevents him from achieving class consciousness.
CatMaster90001 - Seth doesn't write this show. Also, you (and everyone like you) are/is boring.
+mymentor "Boring"?? Is that supposed to be your idea of an insult, kid? Fuck me, that's pathetic.
If The Communists was a full series, I would watch it.
NintenjaBennie same
The Communist Poptart. Burn in hell you worthless fucking commie
AmericanPatriot76 Bro I'm anti Putin and what freedom
The Communist Poptart. The freedom that we fought for from tyrants and the freedom that kicked the USSR's ass, where is your """great""" country? Oh yeah, it's in hell because of all of the atrocities and human rights violations it did
AmericanPatriot76 So is yours *cough* Vietnam *cough* *cough* Grenada *cough*
Well their curtains are nice, what kind of LENIN do you think they used?
you should write for Family Gay!
Iron
Anthony Gretton I disagree, they use IRON for their CURTAIN.
Anthony Gretton do they have them in red
I had to check if people made iron curtain jokes and I’m happy
Looks to be a fine meal. Our regards to the Gorbechef.
If you'd call Gorbachev a communist and not a revisionist social fascist. "Socialism is when People's Pizza Hut, socialism is when People's McDonald's, socialism is when..."
@@hoxhacat8195 huh
@Sanctus Paulus 1962 "sir?"
@Sanctus Paulus 1962 I'm not a sir.
@@hoxhacat8195 Holy fuck dude, talk about sucking the life out of a good joke.
Quit Stalin, tell us your Marx!
I did nazi that coming.
Just gimme a Mao-ment!
Spectans1 Come now and finish your Putin
Under every fuckin family guy vid there is a comment that just quotes the video with a ton of likes, usually the top comment. Tells a lot about the audience of this show.
TheBaioken That happens on almost every single vid on youtube, family guy or not.
This captures what an American sitcom is
shit?
They're at least funnier than you
It's missing the gay propaganda. I'm sure that's just in the next clip, though.
That’s the joke, it’s an American sitcom with bad Soviet puns.
Pedro Gonzales Yes because one guy online whom you don’t even know what country he is from is representative of the entirety of America. You’re about as intelligent as he is.
They look very capitalist tho
Most communist are a bunch of rich capitalist ass holes who just know how to manipulate the useful idiots.
@Jesse Ward - Exactly like Bernie Sanders!
actually Karl Marx made it where people are equal so they get paid the same don't own property but of course it can be easily corrupted by government which still isn't equality but was huge step to achieving that goal to this day democracy is still not perfect because people are given political freedom but don't use it or care which is abusing it but did have a check on power
The rest are ideological idiots denying reality and laws of economy.
Maciej Różański, who are you talking to?
"Do I Khrushchev?"
Kid...we all Khrushchev at some point in our lives.
The Kerminator Exactly! Life's a Brezhnev and then you die!
Life's just one Romanov after another until someone Trotsky's you in the back!
Can someone explain to me what that means? Lol
Mines been a real Andropov lately.
Hopefully one day It will turn around and be a Malenkov.
Khrushchev's a revisionistic traitor.
food on the table is the real joke.
Damn
Yep
Lol Western Propaganda, the caloric intake of a Soviet citizen was higher than the U.S.
Edit: Was a dumbass, no longer a commie.
Leon Trotsky is that why Stalin intentionally starved millions of his people?
Austin Bossidy He's a dick.
Quit Stalin and tell us your Marx.
haha...no, that's shit!
63 upvotes for just quoting the video itself.
medexamtoolsdotcom Yeah that’s right buddy👌🏾
0 likes for being both a Redditor and a Spider 🕷
Joseph Stalin’s and Karl marx
Russian Dad unaired pilot
I just got the joke for the first time. I remember always being confused as a kid. Everything is really coming back full circle as an adult.
Than can you pls explain I still don’t get it
@@aztekwarrior8398 Stalin was a communist leader. Marx was a communist movement. Named after Marx who was murders, so Stalin could take power. I might be wrong on some of that though. Google it kid.
@@db153yt what are you talking about lmao
@@DerCent161 Why do you glee so much from someone's unawareness of a historical figure? Don't you notice him not being a native English speaker? And so what? I bet you heard of Hitler in your childhood, but I can be you almost nrver remember hearing Stalin at all, let alone Lenin. So what? Someone never heard of Newton or Einstein in their lives, so what? Someone confusing Genghis Khan for Ghandi or a cartoon character, so what? What's so funny about someone confusing Marx with Stalin?
@@db153yt close but no cigar for you. Marx was the first to publish the Communist Manifesto, and really get the movement off the ground with Engels. Lenin took power as the leader of the Communist Revolution in Russia, but died so Stalin took over.
Gorbachev, is well a Communist that helped bridge the USSR and the West
He got an A+, but it had to be changed to an F because his grade needed to be redistributed.
Alexander Chippel Grades don't work the same as economics. Stop trying to force these unfunny anti-communist jokes, you're an even bigger cringelord than Seth McFarlane himself.
I see your humor ration hasn’t arrived yet.
@@CatMaster90001 Communism is for severely lonely depressed people
@@CatMaster90001 it’s ok man, it’s America; you have the right to be an uptight, stupid bastard by supporting communism
You made the unironic communists mad with this one, good on ya.
in Soviet Russia, test writes you!
I don't get it???
Mike Spearwood In Soviet Russia, you don't get the joke, the joke gets YOU.
Borga clever
Troller Plays Games Dumbass your profile pic is wrong that’s not how you write serial killer
It's not a joke. It's literally how German people speak, translated to English. It's just funny because it sounds funny when said.
Wouldn't they just find the class average grade and give that to every student?
Kyle Netherwood
smart= scientist or party member
Not-so-smart= laborer
UltimateSauce Yes...
That's what I thought was gonna happen
From "Inside the Soviet Army":
"At some juncture long ago, before Stalin, in Lenin's day, the wise decision was taken that the state apparatus should be manned, not by riff-raff, but by comrades of proven worth, who were responsible, experienced and dedicated to the popular cause." (Tongue firmly planted in cheek.)
He goes on to say that it was all back-scratching and greasy palms.
If you had to be smart to climb the party ranks, it would have been very difficult to explain Khrushchev.
These people are no real commies, they have food.
Вадим Курнушкинов oh shit waddup
Lmao. The Russians know.
kinda shocked lol, but in a good way
Nice lmao
Вадим Курнушкинов you are a mindless lost pathetic Putin loving "Russian" a real Russian is a Soviet✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
Whenever I see the end I immediately think of that scene in the Rasputin vs Stalin ERB when Gorbachev says “did somebody say birthmarks” even though they’re completely different leaders
Me too
Well, the pun is actually a reference to the fact that Mikhail Gorbachev has a very notable birthmark on his head.
Same here 😅
Remember at the end Putin says "Did somebody say REAL POWER?!" 😂
Just noticed the music they composed for the “The Communists” intro sequence is almost exactly the same melody that later became Peter Griffin’s theme music in that “three wishes” family guy short.
It also makes me think of Tranquility Lane from Fallout 3.
riding on the bus
I WISH I HAD NO BONES
ruclips.net/video/cMo364VF9Pc/видео.htmlfeature=shared
@@DarkSeraph351Done! 👏
I was expecting him to answer
"The same as everyone else in school."
The Americans ripped this off
COOL DUDE that’s a bad word my dude
My bad dude
COOL DUDE it’s alright
Thanks
AHEM THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A SADFACE
:(
The mao I watch it, the funnier it gets!
Its not your grades, Its our grades
To be honest, after the dad asked about report cards I was expecting another child abuse joke.
You do realize there's a very specific difference between classic Family Guy and modern Family Guy, right?
Like CatMaster said old Family Guy didn't overuse violence jokes as they do now all the time, people barely smacked each other in cutscenes, and "Dammit Janet" (the episode from this video) is a season 2 episode.
I didn't remotely pick up on the puns when I watched this as a teenager. I was completely baffled as to why the studio audience was laughing, and ended up thinking _that_ was the joke. I'm glad this popped up in my recommended so I could finally clear up the mystery all these years later. A weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
Wow, that's some early Family Guy there.
I just noticed that the title screen music is very similar to Peter’s walking down the street theme from when the genie grants him wishes.
The communists premiered in the spring but it didn't survive the fall
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the man just leaped over the dads head like mario
I think his athleticism is due to him being a cartoon character.
As a german I like how "communist" is a synoynm for russian/udssr/easterneurope.
Communist in Germany is just a german communist. And a capitalist in Germany is just a german capitalist.
Guess we are on both sides ... oh wait
0:29 - where epic rap battles got their gorbachev intro idea in rasputin vs stalin
Did somebody say birthmarks?
Knock knock knock knock, did somebody say birthmarks
I'm from Russia and can approve this show is 100% reality 👌👌💯❌❌
Really? I think you're Putin us on! Is Kremlin the Frog still popular more so than Shoe and Shoelace?!
Quagmire is the announcer?
Yeah, the announcer did sound like Quagmire (I'm assuming it was Seth MacFarlane?)
No Lenin jokes or references?! I call bullshevik!
It’s rare these days for Family Guy to _lenin_ so heavily into comedy as golden as this.
I found the part with the son trying to answer his father's question low-key funny. Dad should know, since all the children get the same grades. XD
I think the premise of the show is they live in the US. That's why their house is the only red one on the block.
He got all C's because no one can be allowed to overachieve.
These jokes are awful, someone tell a good writer to Trotsky over there and Lenin them a hand!
The Soviet Union looking pretty fun
he should have said everybody got equal marks, even the Janitor!!
I have only one issue:
Khrushchev doesn't look like Khrushchev at all.
He looks more like Boris Yeltsin before the drinking.
Needs more overthrowing of the bougiouse class.
There wouldn’t be television without it.
@@Attmay Sure, there would be no leeches that profit off of the creativity and skills of others, but those people with those skills and creativity would still be around. What makes you think there's no technological advance without leeches?
I imagine Khrushchev is like the cool grandpa in this series.
If there was a “Nazis” Show, Goebbels, Himmler and Toht from R.O.T.L.A. would be like cool uncles 😎😂
God these communist puns are Lenin me down.
-"How was your math lesson today Vanya?"
-"Good, we were learning Engels, I got great Marx."
Thought the kid was gonna say “C” and his dad be like, “that is why you are exemplary.”
Created by
HAL O’MODOR
and
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Developed by
PERRY STROIKA
This feeling when your name is Nikita
It's time for a communist party
Navi Gill lol yes
Navi Gill keep dreaming capitalism will always win 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Jamiethor101 until it fails too all ideologues last only while their loved capitalism is on its way oit
Patrick Gallimore capitalism while not great is way better than communism because it doesnt stifle new ideas and allows progress
mrFalloutFan95 I do not indorse communism I am.socialist which does.not halt progress it actually helps the development of countries look at Sweden and Norway and is better for the middle and working class
Still more serious than how socialism and communism are taught in US, UK and Canada.
That red tie the father is wearing must be made of pure lenin.
I did Nazi that coming, did Jew?
Pepe Supreme raining rose bouquets!
instead of big one family houses there should be giant blocks of flats
The son didn't want to tell because he knew his dad would send him to the gulags because of his bad grades.
I just f watched a 15 second unskippable ad for a 35 sec videi
How can he have report card without any CLASS
Krushchev joke fly over your head? Off to re-education for you!
I'd watch the communists anyday over present day family guy. Wtf happened 😢
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but I disagree. Puns are the lowest form of humor.
0:26 Can somebody explain the pun here? I understand the previous ones, but dont know about what Kruschev was referencing here
Simple. Nikita Khrushchev (also sometimes transliterated as Kruschev, Никита Хрущёв in the original Russian) was leader of the Soviet Union (also called the USSR) from 1953 to 1964.
During his rule, Khrushchev stunned the communist world with his denunciation of his predecessor Joseph Stalin's crimes and embarked on a policy of de-Stalinization with his key ally Anastas Mikoyan. He sponsored the early Soviet space program and the enactment of moderate reforms in domestic policy. After some false starts, and a narrowly avoided nuclear war over Cuba, he conducted successful negotiations with the United States to reduce Cold War tensions. In 1964, the Kremlin leadership stripped him of power, replacing him with Leonid Brezhnev as First Secretary and Alexei Kosygin as Premier.
The joke itself is a pun. A pun, also rarely known as paronomasia, is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.
The joke is that Khrushchev was born in 1894 in a village in western Russia. He was employed as a metal worker during his youth, and he was a political commissar during the Russian Civil War. Under the sponsorship of Lazar Kaganovich, he worked his way up the Soviet hierarchy. He supported Joseph Stalin's purges and approved thousands of arrests. In 1938, Stalin sent him to govern the Ukrainian SSR, and he continued the purges there. During what was known in the Soviet Union as the Great Patriotic War, Khrushchev was again a commissar, serving as an intermediary between Stalin and his generals. Khrushchev was present at the defense of Stalingrad, a fact he took great pride in throughout his life. After the war, he returned to Ukraine before being recalled to Moscow as one of Stalin's close advisers.
So, in brief, the joke is that the boy said Khrushchev, which is a pun.
This must be how other countries see American Dad
Don't you mean OUR marks?
He got Cs. Everyone got a C in all subjects.
"Do I Khrushchev?"
The background music in the beginning of the cutaway is actually Peter's own Theme..anyone remember??
I don’t get it. What does Khrushchev mean in this context of word play? Stalin sounds like stalling and Marx sounds like marks. But what is Khrushchev supposed to sound like when the kid asks, “Do I Khrushchev?”
I didn't get it either, but other comments say the joke (such as it is) is that the kid uses Khrushchev's name as if there is word play where there is in fact none. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This family had way too much food to be communist
They had a house and a car, that was too far already
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LADA_4x4 Granted it was an ugly car
They're government officials.
Glomo
They had cars in the Soviet Union. They just didn't have gas. There was an old joke that a tank of gas would cost more than the car itself.
(when calorie consumption was actually higher in the Soviet Union than the United States)
report card: all Cs. Cs the means of production
"Shut the door, and don't let anybody Yeltsin!"
"Also, dear wife, on your way to market tomorrow, could you stop at cleaners Andropov my grey suit?"
He just kept finding new ways of Putin it off until later.
Looks like a better show then what's on tv these days.
You have good taste, you no go to gulag
I miss this family guy
Have always wonder what Khrushchev would think of his cameo.
He probably would have laughed.
Or banged a shoe on the table.
"The funniest part of October Revolution was when i climbed on armored car and said _It's Lenining time!_ and Lenined all over the former Russian Empire."
Vladimir Lenin, "How to organize a competition?", 1918
This, this is why we fought the Russians in the Cold War, so that Nikita Khrushchev won’t fling open our doors and badly dance on our tables when we are having dinner!
Haha! Good one. Khrushchev banging his shoe at the UN General Convention back in 1960 was him venting his frustration that his opportunity to accomplish that goal was slipping away.
@@DardanellesBy108 Translated from Russian, "We will bury you, under a heap of mashed potatoes!"
...
*DID SOMEBODY SAY KHRUSHCHEV?*
0:07 Same music is used in the episode where Peter gets his own background music as a wish from genie
I only watch real anime
Daughter what is your favourite animal? An albatrotsky
Son, what were your stalingrades? Or did you only receive leningrades today ?
And noone talks about the insane ending dance
With the red flashing lights?
What the fuck accent was that supposed to be?
***** That's not an accent, its a political persuasion.
Communist.
Since nobody else is going to answer accurately, I guess I will. The accent is Russian. That's because people tend to think of Russia first when they hear the word "communist".
Well, given the Stalin & Khrushchev jokes, plus St Basil's Cathedral from Moscow's red square hanging on the wall. I'd say it's pretty obvious that they're meant to be be, and sound, Russian.
Ugh, it's a joke ffs! But let's analyse it anyway! ಠ_ಠ
I figured his grade would be a C, just like everyone else.
His grades? More like our grades.
This single cutaway was a better sitcom than The Cleveland Show.
That music is bangin
The show is just cutaway gag but it already has a recurring dance segment whenever someone says Kruschev
HA communists that actually have food? That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
yes I guess everyone just died, right?
Correct 290 million citizens of the ussr all died none of them is alive today
“Quit Stalin and tell us your Marx!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This would be popular among left-wing millennials...
Not woke enough
Millennials are mainly Trump supporters. Out of the 10 left wing voters, maybe 2 are millennials.
Those people have no class
Well this aged well.
That girl is a sweet little Engels
Her name is Angela Davis
What? No Bernie Sanders?
The Great Googly Woogly Bernie isn't even an actual socialist. He's a mere social democrat.
He is a traitor and a dissident. A fine candidate for room 101.
George B no it isn't.
George B you don't understand politics aside from memes I take it.
George B naw he's right you don't know Shit.
quit stalin and answer your father, and go ahead tell us your mark.
I genuinely LOLed at that kruschev scene.Family guy was awesome back in the day!
The fact that we have no sitcom like this shows how desperately depressing our world is.
This is most of television over the last 50 years. Over on *King of the Hill,* I’m sure Dale Gribble would be saying “I told you so!“
I was expecting him to say it would have been all A’s but the grades must be divided evenly amongst the class so he go straight D’s
Javier Charlier genius
That ending gets me every time! 🤣
Hope his report card shows good grades, wouldnt want him to gulag behind his other classmates
That last pun didn't even work