I paid an E-Girl to play osu! with me?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • In this video I bought an egirl to play osu with me. She was really nice and her name was Nui. I linked her profile bellow please show her some support!
    Nui's page: www.epal.gg/de...
    For more behind the scenes:
    Instagram: / squashy.boy
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    Follow me on twitter: / squashydotboy
    Discord link: loligang.moe/
    Osu profile: osu.ppy.sh/use...
    My Chair: goo.gl/xFcVTx
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    Thanks For Watching o/

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  • @SquashyBoy
    @SquashyBoy  4 года назад +2408

    This whole video is to launch my new outro btw

    • @rusked
      @rusked 4 года назад +36

      Stop simping

    • @jawwshuaa3795
      @jawwshuaa3795 4 года назад +7

      but did i ask?

    • @w1za602
      @w1za602 4 года назад +11

      Like my comment you simp

    • @mayta71
      @mayta71 4 года назад

      Hi :v

    • @yetrro4327
      @yetrro4327 4 года назад

      Squashy Boy we all asked

  • @NikoNC
    @NikoNC 4 года назад +4867

    Are we all just gonna ignore Squashy's mum playing CS:GO and actually *killing someone in the game.*

    • @grab_fd
      @grab_fd 4 года назад +428

      I think his whole family are gamers

    • @FunnyPowerr
      @FunnyPowerr 4 года назад +51

      @DeoDusio shhhh

    • @tlocto
      @tlocto 4 года назад +76

      My mom literally plays an MMORPG for a few hours every day

    • @HellishPumpkin
      @HellishPumpkin 4 года назад +15

      threeleggedoctopus That’s neat dude

    • @TheTom-Saunders
      @TheTom-Saunders 4 года назад +11

      Gamer Mum CONFIRMED

  • @Kiriiii
    @Kiriiii 4 года назад +2

    *"But thats not the e-girl we are going to be doing today"*

  • @mfox593
    @mfox593 4 года назад +1

    1:37 accurate list

  • @impinkiepiuwu1832
    @impinkiepiuwu1832 2 года назад +1

    That slap made me subscribe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kazawakirito8781
    @kazawakirito8781 4 года назад +750

    "I'm 12"
    -SquashyBoy

  • @batuhanytho5072
    @batuhanytho5072 4 года назад +2016

    Alternate title: "I paid an E-Girl to flex on her?"

    • @n1rv340
      @n1rv340 3 года назад +1

      Tru

    • @sh4m35
      @sh4m35 3 года назад +5

      I paid an E girl to simp on her

  • @INKKK_
    @INKKK_ 3 года назад +312

    Alternative title : flexing my osu skills on a girlfriend I rented

    • @LeeKags
      @LeeKags 3 года назад +12

      Rent-A-Girlfriend reference? 👀

    • @ruinxi
      @ruinxi 3 года назад +3

      @@LeeKags I was just about to say that lmao

    • @polomadi7928
      @polomadi7928 3 года назад +6

      Rent-A-Girlfriend if the main character was an osu player

    • @LeeKags
      @LeeKags 3 года назад +1

      @@polomadi7928 hahahahaha

    • @ForeverUndead27
      @ForeverUndead27 3 года назад

      Ah yes rent a girlfriend

  • @whnz
    @whnz 4 года назад +248

    "rent a girlfriend"

    • @catboyuwu
      @catboyuwu 3 года назад +4

      Onii chan rent me uwu

    • @calo7665
      @calo7665 3 года назад +8

      @@catboyuwu pause

    • @xiao8124
      @xiao8124 3 года назад +1

      @@catboyuwu PLS

    • @mcruz9063
      @mcruz9063 3 года назад +1

      @@catboyuwu Are u Chizuru. If u are I will

    • @catboyuwu
      @catboyuwu 3 года назад +3

      @@mcruz9063 sus

  • @kori9494
    @kori9494 4 года назад +1614

    This video is just him flexing his new hair color at the end

  • @dani-4437
    @dani-4437 4 года назад +606

    james charles is going to have a tough time with his new competition

  • @F7_TeeJ
    @F7_TeeJ 4 года назад +596

    “NO I’M THE SIMP HERE SHHHHHHH”

  • @s3tifis358
    @s3tifis358 4 года назад +713

    She can play 6*
    Dies at the 1/4 of Osu!Memories

    • @pockydew9467
      @pockydew9467 4 года назад +56

      6 digit life

    • @jinrex2445
      @jinrex2445 4 года назад +76

      she did not say she can pass it lol

    • @s3tifis358
      @s3tifis358 4 года назад +14

      Kamote kyut she said that she can do 6* and Osu!memories is the easiest 6* map

    • @asto6295
      @asto6295 4 года назад +4

      Mariana ́s Cobweb YOU’RE CAPPING LMAOO

    • @edherman7652
      @edherman7652 4 года назад +4

      @@s3tifis358 padoru is wayyyy easier

  • @sunbeamer5748
    @sunbeamer5748 4 года назад +223

    "E-Girl... Is a song made by "E Boy", but that's not the E-Girl we're gonna be DOING today."
    So we're doing an Egirl?
    0:20

  • @MigLeVo
    @MigLeVo 4 года назад +165

    4:55 I knew Squashy Boy is Miraie’s cousin

  • @SevenBlackstar1
    @SevenBlackstar1 4 года назад +420

    Squashy: All women are queens
    Kachulu: If she breathes she's a THOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT
    [Insert epic lightsaber battle]

    • @O_XEO
      @O_XEO 3 года назад

      osu! battle*

  • @mariusbumb8970
    @mariusbumb8970 4 года назад +206

    Description: "I can play 6 stars"
    Reality: 6 digits

    • @xforce6213
      @xforce6213 4 года назад +16

      Im a 6 digit but I can play 6 stars lol. But I do get the joke

    • @rxzey
      @rxzey 4 года назад +4

      i pass a 7 star 89 acc ye im bad but i started 2 weeks ago

    • @mariusbumb8970
      @mariusbumb8970 4 года назад +6

      @@rxzey im talking about her not not all 6 digits

    • @Dicaso9
      @Dicaso9 4 года назад +8

      @@rxzey wait wtf, 2 weeks 7*??? im playing since october and i didnt even pass a 7*, you are good dude

    • @rxzey
      @rxzey 4 года назад +2

      @@Dicaso9 the worst thing is im not even asian

  • @hunkymunky1704
    @hunkymunky1704 3 года назад +27

    4:17 “How are you doing this???”
    He’s Asian. It’s just what he do.

  • @Sebsterski
    @Sebsterski 3 года назад +18

    "thats not the e-girl were doing today" -Squashy Boy 20

  • @w1za602
    @w1za602 4 года назад +164

    Not first
    His mum do be hackin tho

  • @ooilixiang7385
    @ooilixiang7385 4 года назад +25

    'So we are equal in ranks'
    Meanwhile Squashy Boy's rank: 12133
    Algirl's rank: 327195
    B R U H

  • @ponkie7900
    @ponkie7900 4 года назад +117

    I laughed for 10 minutes straight when he turned himself into a e-boy xD

    • @TEALBBX
      @TEALBBX 4 года назад +2

      no you didn’t

  • @Ralpphie
    @Ralpphie 4 года назад +33

    4:36 I literally die when she said that LOL!

  • @izdiharuddin4081
    @izdiharuddin4081 4 года назад +19

    4:27 "oh my god, you su*k" im dying Lmao😂

  • @Everett02
    @Everett02 4 года назад +85

    1:08 “I can play up to 6 stars”... has 1300 pp

    • @sorgair
      @sorgair 4 года назад +16

      Logan Butcher and fails all 5 stars.... scam smh

    • @Fremilia
      @Fremilia 4 года назад +8

      @@sorgair now i feel bad bcs i fail 5 stars to haha

    • @renshiai
      @renshiai 4 года назад +6

      can play up to 6* not fc them

    • @fitoduarte8000
      @fitoduarte8000 4 года назад

      I have 1500 pp but can beat 6 stars and a couple 7 stars too.

    • @vashtetr
      @vashtetr 4 года назад

      i have 500pp and play 6-7* but mostly loved maps... maybe thats why i dont have pp

  • @axtanime2063
    @axtanime2063 4 года назад +5

    My guy is losing his talking 2:31

  • @grombs5911
    @grombs5911 4 года назад +27

    6:22 of just this guy simping and being awkward. I’m showing this to my mom.
    *update* : my mom said he’s a cute boy.

    • @owl_uwu1297
      @owl_uwu1297 4 года назад +1

      Your mom is simpin

    • @grombs5911
      @grombs5911 4 года назад +4

      Owl_UwU listen here bucko don’t make me come there and whoop yo UwU headass

    • @owl_uwu1297
      @owl_uwu1297 4 года назад

      @@grombs5911 cease your fruitless intimidation, i was just stating the facts.

  • @thecheetah8838
    @thecheetah8838 4 года назад +4

    1. How r u
    2. ???
    4. panik
    I'm dying XD

  • @nicoherlim6100
    @nicoherlim6100 4 года назад +26

    if you guys don't know the outro song it's called okaeri (asterisk dnb remix)
    thanks me later

    • @piyushpakhale3516
      @piyushpakhale3516 3 года назад

      Was searching for this comment from so long !
      THANK YOU SIR

    • @Jawzun
      @Jawzun 2 года назад

      Thanks!

  • @deharcourt
    @deharcourt 4 года назад +10

    Seeing a mom play csgo and slap his son for wanting to make an e girl video is the best thing I’ve seen all day so far.

  • @jaywu5675
    @jaywu5675 4 года назад +13

    0:19 "should i die" LOL

  • @Moukeii
    @Moukeii 4 года назад +15

    i dont know if its accidental or not, but including your mom on mothers day is wholesome

  • @joshthiedeman4484
    @joshthiedeman4484 4 года назад +17

    "She's probably my best friend. Even tho i paid for her :("

  • @javi4496
    @javi4496 4 года назад +21

    Welcome epic gamers to what I assume is called a simp

  • @paudinh9192
    @paudinh9192 4 года назад +11

    5:09 lowkey thought it was james Charles XD

  • @nowonatall
    @nowonatall 4 года назад +59

    he turned himself into a e-boy
    funniest shit i've ever seen

  • @mila9162
    @mila9162 4 года назад +5

    4:49 dude!! If you ever want a friend I’m seriously right here! I will play Osu with you anytime, I’m also looking for more friends that play Osu

  • @MartyyyYt
    @MartyyyYt 4 года назад +4

    0:21 ‘but that’s not the egirl we’re gonna be D O I N G today’

  • @tigzika
    @tigzika 4 года назад +5

    so basically this whole video is squashy asserting his dominance over e-girls... perfect

  • @daniwha
    @daniwha 4 года назад +3

    Do i hear non non byori disco groove as the outro? I am proud

  • @madman6480
    @madman6480 4 года назад +4

    I accidentally pressed the sub button but I'm not going back

  • @diegosatta9393
    @diegosatta9393 4 года назад +4

    As an IT student the code part made me loose it. Squash you're a fucking genius😂

  • @eggzthecombine26
    @eggzthecombine26 3 года назад +2

    Bro we talking about electrical grills? I personally prefer the A60BC-10 model made by ford but idk about you.

  • @justsomemustachewithoutagu9694
    @justsomemustachewithoutagu9694 4 года назад +5

    This is content.
    We watch youtube for content. Therefore we watch youtube for squashy boy.

  • @abacusroblox
    @abacusroblox 4 года назад +2

    His mom has the same keyboard as me :O

  • @kevlarzz5321
    @kevlarzz5321 4 года назад +6

    "but that's not the E-girl we are going to be doing today"
    Ambitious

  • @OohFall
    @OohFall 4 года назад +6

    5:23 "how to instantly die" google search???? WHYYY MAN?

  • @darkness_deca4609
    @darkness_deca4609 3 года назад +6

    Squashy Boy
    , diciendo "uwu"
    yo: Joder que macho el pana

  • @whatbluepanda9881
    @whatbluepanda9881 3 года назад +4

    0:09 OMG UR MOM PLYING CSGO? WTF

  • @migisrighteye
    @migisrighteye 4 года назад +5

    4:05 Squashy is developing SIMP syndrome

  • @YeetBoiLazar
    @YeetBoiLazar 4 года назад +2

    top 5 anime moments simp

  • @meowquack3133
    @meowquack3133 4 года назад +6

    1% music
    10% effects
    89% keyboard

  • @aunoa4671
    @aunoa4671 4 года назад +6

    she's also probably my first friend, even tho i payed for her

  • @patihagungs8209
    @patihagungs8209 4 года назад +5

    Watching this make me wanna die from the awkwardness

  • @LumiiTsuki7
    @LumiiTsuki7 4 года назад +2

    This made me cringe so hard. But it was funny.

  • @DyDam-go2qy
    @DyDam-go2qy 4 года назад +5

    1:37
    ???
    PANIK
    xd

  • @boranbasar137
    @boranbasar137 4 года назад +2

    5:13 DUDE IT'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD HE SAD HE TURNED HIM SELF IN TO A E-BOY YOO WTF

  • @janekwa
    @janekwa 4 года назад +4

    Alternative title: Squashy dying inside for 6minutes straight
    That dye job is actually not bad tho good job squashysister

  • @LukeMais888
    @LukeMais888 4 года назад +6

    0:38 this just reminds me of how much we need season 5 to be released at a time like this

  • @nkz408
    @nkz408 4 года назад +5

    He turned himself into an e-boy, funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @shahzadakhtar1186
    @shahzadakhtar1186 3 года назад +2

    1:45 I don't know what language you are writing but sytnax is all wrong

  • @jackstezsavage3815
    @jackstezsavage3815 4 года назад +4

    Squashy : It’s about e-girls
    Mom : *so you have chosen, death*

  • @lieffqrfq3831
    @lieffqrfq3831 4 года назад +2

    yo squashy if you can respond whats your osu skin i wanna get better at osu

  • @iosonodadoleggenda915
    @iosonodadoleggenda915 4 года назад +3

    The outro music is the new non non biyori disc, i love that music.
    I want 200pp from that.

  • @Tsukigakireiii
    @Tsukigakireiii 4 года назад +2

    squashyboy a tip don't be a eboy because
    eboy-20$
    iboy-200000$
    boiiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiii be a iboy

  • @animsu_
    @animsu_ 4 года назад +4

    the fact that she ignored u saying ur 12...

  • @dailymemies
    @dailymemies 4 года назад +2

    i like how shes actually playing csgo, now im scared to log in game

  • @simonbeiran6439
    @simonbeiran6439 4 года назад +3

    At the end he low key looked like he was in a kpop group

  • @KoaLeahq727
    @KoaLeahq727 4 года назад +1

    i dont have balls to simp on internet..

  • @korzei2943
    @korzei2943 4 года назад +5

    Jimin it's that you?

  • @atorasu3976
    @atorasu3976 3 года назад +1

    "E-Pal"
    Normal people: Eh, sounds normal enough.
    Every Filipino in a 10 mile radius: 👁️👄👁️

  • @jackkilby3304
    @jackkilby3304 4 года назад +3

    whats the outro song?

    • @vita-1211
      @vita-1211 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/w4BnL-J3dhE/видео.html

  • @fluytzzik9394
    @fluytzzik9394 4 года назад +2

    great funny vid even i dont play osu anymore

  • @ducklingducks5902
    @ducklingducks5902 4 года назад +3

    2:54
    you turned on my Siri

  • @chimmilk9071
    @chimmilk9071 4 года назад +2

    omg the dazai pfp on discord yESSS

  • @walkermelin8876
    @walkermelin8876 4 года назад +3

    Squashy: my queen E-girl: uhhh...

  • @jarret1153
    @jarret1153 4 года назад +4

    Squashy boys last braincell: I’m a simp

  • @dce7_88
    @dce7_88 4 года назад +3

    This scatch at the beginning was so good

  • @DJ_Dodatkowy_Chromosom
    @DJ_Dodatkowy_Chromosom 4 года назад +2

    0:37 K-on
    0:38 Highschool dxd Hero
    Squashy przecież ty grałeś lepiej co sie stało w tym filmie grasz gorzej ode mnie a ja mam 47 tysięcy rankingu XD

  • @LexiAzure
    @LexiAzure 4 года назад +3

    Next episode : *I paid an e-attack helicopter to play osu*

  • @neowti4875
    @neowti4875 4 года назад +2

    0:56 CAN I JUST SAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CAT PICTURE

  • @Flouffe1
    @Flouffe1 4 года назад +2

    LMAAO u should ask for a refund :/

  • @osuloser5005
    @osuloser5005 2 года назад +2

    Bro why your mom are better than me at csgo

  • @smallpinkthingjakuraididnt4467
    @smallpinkthingjakuraididnt4467 4 года назад +1

    1:03 and just slighty check on 2nd first row
    Bro is that Moca and ran--

  • @viditneznikell6210
    @viditneznikell6210 4 года назад +1

    I like that program; if (Squashy boy answers): subscribe() else: don't subscribe;

  • @jaetea9995
    @jaetea9995 4 года назад +1

    Everybody gangsta till
    Squashy's mom 360°noscope headshot you
    In csgo

  • @daane996
    @daane996 4 года назад +1

    HE LOOKS LIKE JACKSON WANG??? WTF AÇKDAKSKASKDASKASD dont mind me i am blind

  • @teddanville6996
    @teddanville6996 4 года назад +1

    I have no idea how a 1300pp rank 300k player can play "up to 6 stars".... what are you? No fail player? xD

  • @heyblisters
    @heyblisters 3 года назад +1

    ok i know theres a stereotype on asian mums but SHE IS LITERALLY PLAYING CS:GO YOU CAN'T LIE THIS IS A COOL MUM

  • @pyfu6021
    @pyfu6021 4 года назад +1

    I got destroyed by Squashy's mom in csgo sadly i got into 200 games with her and made a bet and lost 250 dollars i cannot financially recover

  • @Nobu__UP
    @Nobu__UP 3 года назад +2

    he paid for a friend what is this rent a friend

  • @jermay2572
    @jermay2572 4 года назад +1

    Dude just tell what's the name of your outro IF YOU DONT I WILL SLAP YOU

  • @tonytran7972
    @tonytran7972 3 года назад +1

    the outro song is Non Non Biyori - Okaeri (Asterisk DnB Remix)
    Link: ruclips.net/video/w4BnL-J3dhE/видео.html

  • @HiroTwoTH
    @HiroTwoTH 4 года назад +2

    He looks like BTS Kpop idol... wth lol

  • @winterace_sot9047
    @winterace_sot9047 4 года назад +1

    Weird flex but ogay that's what ppl will say probably (sorry if I actually offend anyone ;-;)

  • @bigfeller2936
    @bigfeller2936 4 года назад +1

    are you fucking telling me that i can get paid by simply playing osu with people????????????

  • @vixere9410
    @vixere9410 4 года назад +1

    I genuinely cringed at the makeup, but you look good man, keep it up!
    Please don't make me cringe again ;-;

  • @cookiekate7754
    @cookiekate7754 4 года назад +1

    am I the only one being like.. bro i could make money by playing osu multiplayer which i actually enjoy xD

  • @lognomoverde2821
    @lognomoverde2821 3 года назад +1

    this isnt a video just for plaiyng with an egirl this video is for remind her how much strong are u
    weird flex but ok :)

  • @zuccy1017
    @zuccy1017 4 года назад +2

    1. how r u
    2. ??????
    3. panic
    lmao