@@greywolf6726 Not to say that you don't have a good point, but i haven't seen a single fight where one guy beats three. You could be completley right but I'm kinda skeptical
[Monday morning] Boss: So let me get this straight: You missed 16 work related calls, because you were unconscious and heavily injured after a bar fight with three drunken men. Am I missing any details? Me: I was, um... staying with my friend who patched me up, and confessed romantic feelings for me, sir... Boss: Prone to violence, no stranger to facing multiple opponents, scars from a bar fight... You'll fit in wonderfully here!
That reminds me of the time I got into a fight and I though I only took on one but when I woke up in the nurses office and she said i took on three of them...and I said "LIES I SAY LIES" P.s-that is leterly what I said XD
This girl: why did you do that??? Me: why do you think This girl: don't mess with me Me: if somebody fricking takes on 3 guys for you, cares about you more than themselves and kisses you then they probably ain't messing with you
"Do you think of yourself ever" Me: nah a chicken fish will help anyone cause of magic Have a great day everyone *blub blub* Remember you all are wonderful people
You produce some of the best roleplay audios, your voice acting is incredible it feels so real. Im surprised you dont have a bigger following cs this is high quality audio. Keep up what your doing👍👍
Oh my gosh, I loved this. Kat your performances are always great but this was a-freakin'-mazing! 5:40 onwards for me particularly hit something powerful. Being able to nail sounding upset and not hamfist it AT ALL. I got a little choked up, I'm not going to lie! Wasn't expecting it to lowkey slap me with the feels bat! Expect a new Pinecone in the forest shortly
Now I don’t think it’s just the Barnum effect but I genuinely believe this story fits me and I just love your character and your reaction to it all - the cute little being a bother mentality and everything. This was nice. I enjoyed every second of it. I truly felt immersed into another reality where I now have a girlfriend. You did a great job, this video is a masterpiece. I rate it a 10/10 don’t stop making these Also I subscribed, can’t wait to binge watch all your videos
Her "your laying here like a piece of roadkill, and all you can think about is making sure I'm ok" Me "I could be actually road kill and making sure you are ok would still be the most important thing to me"
kat: you might need a ice bath Me: *gets up and walks out the door* kat: what are you doing your hurt Me: you are not making me have an ice bath kat: *trys making me get back in bed to rest* Me: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *screems in agony and pain while running*
Awwww I would love one of these that's Carol from twd talking to listener about how brave and good she is after saving Carol from being hurt. And listener confesses her adoration.
Omg 😲 How am I just finding you.This is my first time seeing or hearing about you I am upset😒 This is so good there is alot of different emotions and you definitely got me all in the story.Well im so happy cause now I have audio's to listen to.So atleast there's an upside for me just finding you💖 Great Job☺
Yea i can relate to that i rember when i got in a fight with 5 deliquents every one was older than me and it was an outstanding 1v5 my sis was there too the fight was about my sis and her friend group and one of her friend brother were there"older than me" and he didnt do shit
"Its pain and youre feeling it for a reason" Yeah i just woke up after eating knuckle sandwiches for dinner you call me bestie first thing in the morning.. dont know which hurts more🙈
Me " i think you going to drag me with my broken leg and i feel like i don't deserve your kindness but now i don't mind at all because you like me and i like you so hehe 😁😁😘
Here I am, peacefully listening.. I’m a minute in and I get to the line that says “how are you feeling?” (Or something like that) AND SUDDENLY AN ARBYS COMMERCIAL CUTS OFF THE VIDEO AND I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD-
I lost to ONLY 3 people??? and you did ALL of this?!? I would've thought I clutched at least a 1v5, probably a 1v6 for this treatment, but hey, I'll take it
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![Who Did This To You? [injured listener] [protective] [F4A with brief M voice]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yYexQWzdCy0/mqdefault.jpg)
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At first i thought i just got the lights stomped out of me by 1 guy but i feel better about my skills knowing it was 3
3 is fairly simple when you know where to hit and how hard or fast
@@greywolf6726 but what if they know where to hit too
Shadow Master then it’s even odds
@@greywolf6726 Not to say that you don't have a good point, but i haven't seen a single fight where one guy beats three. You could be completley right but I'm kinda skeptical
@@shadowmaster4184 Maybe its was 3v1 clutch
Kat: " hey, your finnaly awake"
Me: let me guess you tried to cross the border, and you got caught in an imperial ambush
Yes
Just like us, and that horse thief over there
-_-
Stop it dragonborne
@@justdom388 fus ro *DAH*, my knee, i need a medic bag
Kat: What should we do in said date??
Me: Take me to the hospital...
😂
Ah, take them painkillers too because the pain is excruciating.
@@Eidel_Rose *using willpower*
Yes the hospital is where the data should be
ALONG CAME A SPIDER HE WAS CREEPY LIKE DRACULA
Kat: “Why are you pulling me in?”
Me: *whispers* “hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper.”
thats so dumb i love lmfao
Alternative ending
We've been trying to contact you about your car's extend warranty
*We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty~*
Kat: Don't touch your face, it's pretty cut up.
Me: I'll touch my face as much as I- *cries of agony and regret*
Lol so underrated
@@luckycharms1444 yeah it is lol
Noice
*does it again*
"Don't touch your face" Oh cmon I just want to see how much it hurts
[Monday morning]
Boss: So let me get this straight: You missed 16 work related calls, because you were unconscious and heavily injured after a bar fight with three drunken men. Am I missing any details?
Me: I was, um... staying with my friend who patched me up, and confessed romantic feelings for me, sir...
Boss: Prone to violence, no stranger to facing multiple opponents, scars from a bar fight... You'll fit in wonderfully here!
Pretty much
What job u be applying for? 🤣
@@alexmendosa7686 UFC
My uncle stabbed a guy before a fee days before going into a job interview. It was in self defense. I have the knife he stabbed the guy with.
@I no longer am allowed to have opinions I don’t remember, I want to say no
Refusing to go to the hospital. The interrogation series has taught me well
You learn quickly
W pfp
"Don't touch your face"
Me: o.o *raises hand from face*
"How the-"
Her: "you really don't remember fighting 3 other people?"
Me: "THERE WAS 3 OF THEM?!? I ONLY TOOK THEM ON BECAUSE HE WAS ALONE!"
That reminds me of the time I got into a fight and I though I only took on one but when I woke up in the nurses office and she said i took on three of them...and I said "LIES I SAY LIES"
P.s-that is leterly what I said XD
@@twashburn80 Ah, they played dirty.
@I no longer am allowed to have opinions just one but that dang nurse said I took on three!
@@Eidel_Rose ikr 😂
Even when Kat calls me roadkill, it's still sweet enough to make me blush.
Drunken guy tried to hurt cat target required show them no mercy!
*pulls out shotgun* location?
@@akagi2.054 pulls out m231
@@jafsrob *laughs in 1500 rounds per minute*
Doom music *INTENSIFIES*
@@FBI-5O pulls out A-10 Warhog
This girl: why did you do that???
Me: why do you think
This girl: don't mess with me
Me: if somebody fricking takes on 3 guys for you, cares about you more than themselves and kisses you then they probably ain't messing with you
A haiku about caring. Ahem:
Never left behind
Doing everything with you
We're a two wolf pack
The last part doesn't make sense tbh
How are you on every single one of my recommended videos
@@pierreho2035 I try to cast my net pretty wide
@@anthonyrodriguez7256 What's wrong with it friend?
Im wondering, do you know how to do other poems?
This was so good Kat. You never fail to make things feel super comforting.
Thank you! 😁
Making it sound like I was drunk and had a concussion at the same time.
It was a wild night to be sure
"Yes, that is pain and you're feeling it for a good reason!" 🤣
"Do you think of yourself ever"
Me: nah a chicken fish will help anyone cause of magic
Have a great day everyone *blub blub*
Remember you all are wonderful people
I thought you were gone, glad to see you back
Have a good day to you as well
I love you
@@thomasgonzales-johnson6298 I always comeback
@@miggy9942 no U
You produce some of the best roleplay audios, your voice acting is incredible it feels so real. Im surprised you dont have a bigger following cs this is high quality audio. Keep up what your doing👍👍
Thank you!
This is very very sweet and heartfelt. Also I find it hilarious that the listener is essentially nude yet was asking if touching her thigh was ok.
Oh my gosh, I loved this. Kat your performances are always great but this was a-freakin'-mazing! 5:40 onwards for me particularly hit something powerful. Being able to nail sounding upset and not hamfist it AT ALL. I got a little choked up, I'm not going to lie! Wasn't expecting it to lowkey slap me with the feels bat!
Expect a new Pinecone in the forest shortly
Thank you so much!
You are ridiculously enjoyable to listen to and deliver lines so naturally. Love it to death.
DID I WIN THE FIGHT?!?!?
Yes they ran off you got ‘um good
Yakuza moment 😳
@@PineKatAudio the chancla is a powerful Mexican weapon
@@Eidel_Rose 😂😂
@@PineKatAudio less goooo we won
Now I don’t think it’s just the Barnum effect but I genuinely believe this story fits me and I just love your character and your reaction to it all - the cute little being a bother mentality and everything. This was nice. I enjoyed every second of it. I truly felt immersed into another reality where I now have a girlfriend. You did a great job, this video is a masterpiece. I rate it a 10/10 don’t stop making these
Also I subscribed, can’t wait to binge watch all your videos
Thanks I’m glad you liked it!
Her: Hey your awake
Me: 5 more minutes
Me losing a fight? That's almost as fictitious as someone caring this much for me.
That's right fuckin you gonna 1v8
@@fellow5640 With a firearm, your chances of winning a 1v8 with unarmed enemies is technically possible
@@dum5247 with a bomb your chances of winning are very high
@@fellow5640 with a nuke victory and loss is impossible
Her: I didn't know you could do all that!
Me knowing I have a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu: Did I at least beat 1 of them?
Me having a green belt in MMA asking the same thing 😂
This was cute! And also kinda funny. I liked it
How is your comment 5 days old lmao?
@@Celestial_Cerulean from the future
You've always liked me? Well that's a perfect start to my new year Kat! Lol 😁😊
😂🙃
MY LEG HURTS SM FOR SOME REASONS AND THIS REMINDED ME THAT IBUPROFEN EXISTS, SO IM GONNA GO TAKE THAT 😭✋
Her "your laying here like a piece of roadkill, and all you can think about is making sure I'm ok"
Me "I could be actually road kill and making sure you are ok would still be the most important thing to me"
I saw this a while back and have already installed this into my book of knowledge but I came to listen to it again because I enjoyed it so much.
He slapped my ass" ah so they chosen death " loads M32 with malicious intent "
jesus christ the fucking grenade launcher!?!?!?
Your voice sounds great and you deserve more subs. Thanks for the vid :)
Me:*kinda blushing bc im bisexual*
Also me:*being reminded of one of my girl friends that I had a crush on*
Aww such a lovely video 🖤🖤 you're awesome Kat!!
Wow. Fell off a ladder, THEN almost died in a fight? What a world.
love these kinds of audios
kat: you might need a ice bath
Me: *gets up and walks out the door*
kat: what are you doing your hurt
Me: you are not making me have an ice bath
kat: *trys making me get back in bed to rest*
Me: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *screems in agony and pain while running*
i would be proud if i was able to confront 3 people like that and confess after being beat up
Awwww I would love one of these that's Carol from twd talking to listener about how brave and good she is after saving Carol from being hurt. And listener confesses her adoration.
She sounds like Chloe from Life Is Strange
I’ve gotten that a few times!
OMG YESSS
@@PineKatAudio Character roleplay when?
Oh, thanks for everything!
This is by far one of my favorite audios. 🙂
Omg 😲 How am I just finding you.This is my first time seeing or hearing about you I am upset😒 This is so good there is alot of different emotions and you definitely got me all in the story.Well im so happy cause now I have audio's to listen to.So atleast there's an upside for me just finding you💖 Great Job☺
Thank you! Welcome to the pine cone forest!
Nice one, enjoyed it really much :)
Happy new year btw 🎉
Perspectives can change when grab-assing leads to life or death, I guess. Lol.
Hope this story continues 😸
“Hey your awake”
Aw damn, they caught me trying to cross the border didnt they
If listener had activated his full simp potential, he could have taken 20 guys and not broken a sweat the love must not be real
Yea i can relate to that i rember when i got in a fight with 5 deliquents every one was older than me and it was an outstanding 1v5 my sis was there too the fight was about my sis and her friend group and one of her friend brother were there"older than me" and he didnt do shit
"Its pain and youre feeling it for a reason"
Yeah i just woke up after eating knuckle sandwiches for dinner you call me bestie first thing in the morning.. dont know which hurts more🙈
"Good morning bestie"
Damn I got friendzoned in an audio
ohhh I loved this one :D
"Let me get you some ibuprofen." Don't you dare, give me baby's first pain killer! I need *real* pain meds.
Like meth
"Hey, whats the face you making"
Me: its the face of disappointment and sad
Her: 🆗
Me: 🆗
Me " i think you going to drag me with my broken leg and i feel like i don't deserve your kindness but now i don't mind at all because you like me and i like you so hehe 😁😁😘
Kat: "Why are you pulling me in?"
*whispers* "Some guy at the bar turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit I've ever seen."
I will watch your career with great interest.
Get a good seat! 😁
Your always here for me thanks
"You really don't remember fighting 3 other people"
Me: well did I win?
Day date?!?! That’s like the expressway into the friend zone. We going out for a date night
Her: dont move please
Me: *rolling my dumbass off the side of the bed* AAAAAHHHHHH
Sometimes I listen to this audio and pretend I’m Spider-Man. Makes it even better than it already is lowkey
“Is it coming back to you now?”
Not quite could you describe it with sound effects?
hi btw i love your videos
Thanks!
This is so good❤
Subbed. Top tier
Thank you and welcome!
Can we get a sequel? I really liked this!
I second that. This was so good.
I want this bond to carry on. Lol.
This is epic.
Can I be classified as a scp?
*pulls her in for a kiss*
"Why did you do that?"
*inhale*
"OH GOD! THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA! MY RIBS I THINK YOU BROKE MY....mmm ribs, I'm hungry"
Here I am, peacefully listening.. I’m a minute in and I get to the line that says “how are you feeling?” (Or something like that) AND SUDDENLY AN ARBYS COMMERCIAL CUTS OFF THE VIDEO AND I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD-
What?! I hate mid-roll ads I had no idea, thanks for telling me I’ll take those out!
That should fix that- Arby’s can’t hurt you anymore!
@@PineKatAudio thank you🥺 not all hero’s wear capes
Arby’s is coming for you next. They have the meats.
@@omlettechefarmstrong1889 i gotta keep an eye out for Arby’s 👁
Kat: you really don't remember fighting 3 other people?
Me (in Spanish): ¿como que 3? ._.
You sound exactly like Victoria from How I Met Your Mother, if you dont know, look it up cause damn.
I looked it up! I can see that
"Do you only think about others?:
Me:"Yeah pretty much."
I lost to ONLY 3 people??? and you did ALL of this?!? I would've thought I clutched at least a 1v5, probably a 1v6 for this treatment, but hey, I'll take it
“Yes that is pain, your feeling it for a good reason”
Ahhh shit...did I get curb stomped? Can you ask them to do it again???
Why... because they did a shity job or...
@@fellow5640 *sweats in masochist*
@@poeticpigeon4198 *Sweats in 9mm*
@@fellow5640 *sweats in 300 blackout*
@@poeticpigeon4198 *sweats in tsar bomb*
**in wheezy voice from the pain** Yes I would like some Ibuprofen please
*My Pan heart is happy* 💜
I know this comment is an year old but mine is too
@@Zmitrip sweet to know🥰💕
She always liked him but wasn't prepared to actually be loved, by him.♥️
"Don't touch your face. It's all cut up."
Who the f_ck was I fighting? Freddy Kruger?
Our first date to A&E would be so romantic.
Oh, wow you sound just like Chloe Price. (Will you ever do a Lis Chloe Price Asmr ? ) This was so comforting
Wait she does kind of sound like Chloe Price
Well I’ve got a date with the hospital
"So you are awake..."
THE ELDER SCROLLS V
“Every time I hang out with you, you take years off my life”
Me: Oh yes I’m sorry about that, but whose the one who should be in the ER right now hmm?
This is actually one of my fantasies. Protecting the girl I love and then her patching me up after
5:01 All I can imagine it the listener doing the Withered Foxy jumpscare from FNAF 2 💀
Me: Me, getting into a fight? Seems unlikely---oh, I was standing up for you? Gotcha. Sounds like me indeed.
Sometime i wish I was left in that alley...
You okay....do you need an hug
@@theundead-predator1455 always.
You are that annoying friend and that’s why I love you 😊❤️
I splashed you with water, then dived into the bed soaking wet.
I just about died
I think we all agree that we need a part 2 to this
Her: I care about you too.
Me: *then please stop.*
Ahhh you sound so much like Cana Alberona from FairyTail! Love your voice ^ω^
**pain noise**
We weren't even drunk we are just chaos goblins
I will always be there for you and protect you with my life 😊
5:15 contrary to popular belief you can learn to fight from anime... kinda it's not gonna be super effective but it kinda works
I’m glad that I don’t have pain on my chest. Thank goodness for heart, and three pectus surgery.
Kat: it’s not like you’ll come to cuddle me because I’m spread of a thunder storm
Me: I would
Her:………..you would….?
Me:AYO WAIT CUT THE CAMERAS-
(Halfway through her rant)
*sits up and kisses her, cutting her off mid rant*