Lol, I saw a clip of this on Charlotte Dobre and had to come see the whole episode. Now I am subbed and binge watching cause you all are delightful..😂😂😂😂😂
I'm the exact same way, I came to RUclips three days ago to catch a video of this one as soon as I heard the audio and was disappointed it wasn't uploaded yet. It was well worth the wait.
I have not cried that hard while laughing EVER! 😂 I was listening while my family was sleeping and had to cover my mouth so I didn't wake the whole house. You guys (and Melissa) are hilarious.
This is the episode, in particular Melissa's dilemma that brought me to your podcast and yes, I'm your new fan! Thank you Jordan and William for the laughs!!
When I heard it gets worse I thought that her mum would walk one her while she was using the device 😂 Not in my wildest dreams I would have thought about that ending 😂
This episode put you on the map, never heard of you. You earned my follow 😂. Nice podcast, very enjoyable. I tune in more often. Greetings from The Netherlands.
OH My Days Melissa needs therapy ( for her sins) along with both of you, who looked & sounded completely shell shocked even by the standards of letters you get regularly! It was hysterical to watch, sorry for laughing so loudly at your expense. It was Priceless Podcast Gold ! 😂😂😂🍾🥂❤❤❤
O..M..G...I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long....just the reaction from both of you! 😂😂😂 I agree, Melissa is just not right in the noggin.....who does that? Hope you guys are not as traumatized as I think you were! See you next week! 😂😉
I watched Red, White & Royal Blue when it came out and thought it was a wonderful film. I totally agree with William in that had it been around when I was in my late teens when I was "discovering" myself and my sexuality, it would have been a huge game changer. I have up to now (15/08) a mere 4 days after it's launch, watched the film 5 times and still find it heart warming and wonderful. Kudos to Amazon for producing something so good. I am sorry to hear that a lot of your work with courtseys and bows was cut, William. Never the less I am glad to hear that you enjoyed the film and working on it. I hope they make a sequal.
If this story doesnt go Viral for being tje funniest thing I have ever heard I dont know what.. Gentlemen that story alone has earned a subscribe from this first time watcher
Only 103k subs? What a travesty this content is absolutely priceless you deserve millions. I stirred my tea with a 6-12 motion and impressed my mother-in-law.
Melissa has become an immortal legend among the G&Divas. This episode will never not make you laugh over the roller coaster of emotions they put the guys through. Standing ovation.
I am pretty desensitized to shit on the internet but my God. I have to believe that was a troll because if that's true then it just made the world a little darker.
I'm like a year late to this episode but I can 100% attest to James Hoffmann's french press/cafetiere method that William mentioned. What it does is let the sediment (and all those super fine muddy bits that get missed by the metal filter) settle, and the coffee grounds sort of filter themselves cause you pour only the clear bit on top. It sounds like faff but it isn't, you can set it and forget it for about 4 minutes, stir the crust, and wander around until you come back to scoop off the foam and strain it into your cup. It's like 10 minutes total but a very "dump coffee, dump water in" sort of brew. Alternatively, get a little plastic Aeropress. A bit more involved prepping but brew time's about 2 minutes and the coffee's usually great.
Quick tip for kettle de-scaling, just cut a lemon in half, Chuck it in the kettle and boil it twice. Job done. Rinse your kettle twice, you're good to go!
I am coming here from Charlotte Dobre's podcast video. It is enjoyable. I was gagging when I heard Melissa's story completely. It is beyond anyone's wildest imagination.
I was in Spain in July and the AirBnB didn't have aircon. It was horrendous. Barely slept and came back more tired than when I arrived. You're just sweating day and night without it. Last time I'll book and not check properly
In Italy it’s kind of expected that as a guest you pay for your place at the wedding by putting money in a card….the surprise on my friend’s mother’s face when I gifted her son and his new wife a tea pot!
William worked on RWRB?! It's my second favorite book (first is Mary Poppins, obviously) and one of my favorite movies (first are Mary Poppins and Mary Poppins Returns, obviously).
Bathrooms will usually be even sized, with say 4 stalls each. The mens (at least in my country) will also have a urinal 'wall' or 'trough' thing (im not up to date with the lingo for mens bathrooms). I guess the place ive used the mens bathroom in was an older theatre (although built in 1914, were a young country) so the bathrooms also have weird ceilings. But even modern bathrooms, we have the same number of stalls and then theres extra urinals for the mens room so women get less to use and so our line ends up longer
44:16 to save you searching, this part is why you're here
Not all heroes wear capes
Thank You
God bless you
Thank you...bless you
Hero
Lol, I saw a clip of this on Charlotte Dobre and had to come see the whole episode. Now I am subbed and binge watching cause you all are delightful..😂😂😂😂😂
Same! 🥔👑 I really want to know what happened with Melissa. Hopefully they have an update soon.
Hahahaha omg me too! 🥔 ✨
Me tooo❤
Me too. Wanted to know more on Melissa story.😂
Same 😂😂
"Oh no. It gets worse" should become a ring tone or a message tone.
Melissa just traumatized me, Jesus christ. 🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️Why would she even. Pray for her😂😂😂
I reckon it's a fake story ... Like why would you? 🤣🤣
@@connormcbriarty9961 Right!!! Seems too unreal 😩
@@connormcbriarty9961 Yeah, good story, but I think I've heard it before.
Drink tho
I played this for my coworkers and we could barely breathe, it was the best way to cheer up with the way this week was. Thank you for the laughs!
Came to RUclips to watch the Melissa story (usually I just listen to the podcast) so funny how it broke Jordan. Funniest episode 😂😂
I'm the exact same way, I came to RUclips three days ago to catch a video of this one as soon as I heard the audio and was disappointed it wasn't uploaded yet. It was well worth the wait.
I think Melissa needs all the prayers she can get after that 😂🤣
Too late.🤣🤣🤣
Ain’t enough prayers in the motherfucker world!
I have not cried that hard while laughing EVER! 😂 I was listening while my family was sleeping and had to cover my mouth so I didn't wake the whole house. You guys (and Melissa) are hilarious.
This is the episode, in particular Melissa's dilemma that brought me to your podcast and yes, I'm your new fan! Thank you Jordan and William for the laughs!!
The sad thing is when Jordan said we've had worse at 41:47 he kinda brought this on himself 😂😂😂
Saw the short of the shoebox, subscribed immediately, and just watch the whole episode. Fantastic podcast!! 🤣
44:16 you couldn't get that out of me if you waterboarded me
When I heard it gets worse I thought that her mum would walk one her while she was using the device 😂 Not in my wildest dreams I would have thought about that ending 😂
44 minutes onwards is going to be mentioned for years to come. The most noteworthy comedy of 2023.
This episode put you on the map, never heard of you. You earned my follow 😂. Nice podcast, very enjoyable. I tune in more often. Greetings from The Netherlands.
Melissa has scarred us all for life, never mind herself 😭😭😭😂😂😂
We need an update on Melissa. Like has she gotten over it? Did her parents find out?
OH My Days Melissa needs therapy ( for her sins) along with both of you, who looked & sounded completely shell shocked even by the standards of letters you get regularly! It was hysterical to watch, sorry for laughing so loudly at your expense. It was Priceless Podcast Gold ! 😂😂😂🍾🥂❤❤❤
Well that cheered me up 😂. What a great present, I suppose in a way it is a family heirloom. 🤔
I just discovered this podcast. Love it. They both have great voices and I have enjoyed everything I've heard so far.
O..M..G...I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long....just the reaction from both of you! 😂😂😂 I agree, Melissa is just not right in the noggin.....who does that? Hope you guys are not as traumatized as I think you were! See you next week! 😂😉
Jordan begging for William to finish the question is SO cute. I love these guys so much.
This is hands down the best episode yet 👏👏👏🤣
Thanks Melissa for presenting me here in Brazil this amazing podcast with one of the most weirdo story ever 😖
Btw I'm loving the podcast so much 😂❤
The amount of pre-shadowing throughout the episode to that hilarious peak 😂😂😂
The more often i watch this, the better it gets. This episode is hilarious.
I was wheezing when I heard the story of Melissa. Sorrow, sorrow, prayers my dear 🤣🤣🤣
I’m with William on the bathrooms. You don’t scream when you go to the forest and see a tree.
Jordan's reaction reminded me of Brad Pitts at the end of Seven. Which only made it that much funnier!!! This will be hard to top.😂
What's in the box!! What?? What???
I watched Red, White & Royal Blue when it came out and thought it was a wonderful film. I totally agree with William in that had it been around when I was in my late teens when I was "discovering" myself and my sexuality, it would have been a huge game changer. I have up to now (15/08) a mere 4 days after it's launch, watched the film 5 times and still find it heart warming and wonderful. Kudos to Amazon for producing something so good. I am sorry to hear that a lot of your work with courtseys and bows was cut, William. Never the less I am glad to hear that you enjoyed the film and working on it. I hope they make a sequal.
Poor Jordan he ended the show so dejected 😢 😂 😂
Instagram brought me here😭 im so intrigued yet grossed out😅
If this story doesnt go Viral for being tje funniest thing I have ever heard I dont know what.. Gentlemen that story alone has earned a subscribe from this first time watcher
Only 103k subs? What a travesty this content is absolutely priceless you deserve millions. I stirred my tea with a 6-12 motion and impressed my mother-in-law.
"It's not Chekov"
"Jack-off?"
😂😂😂 I havent laughed this much in a long time
I've heard this story many times over the years in many iterations. I think it may be an urban legend.
Now that you've mentioned it, I think you're right; I've heard a version of this story before when I was in school.
There is not enough therapy in the world 🫥
Gawd.... poor Jordan 😅😅😅 loved Williams whine of terror....😂😂😂😂
Melissa has become an immortal legend among the G&Divas. This episode will never not make you laugh over the roller coaster of emotions they put the guys through. Standing ovation.
Melissa.. I came from Facebook to hear the ending 😩🤣 you finished everybody
Melissa... girl... oh no... I can't believe you did that AND shared it 🤣🤣
My curiosity, like Melissa, helped me bring me to an exciting new experience!!😭😭, just subscribed!!!!
I am pretty desensitized to shit on the internet but my God. I have to believe that was a troll because if that's true then it just made the world a little darker.
A couple of these podcasts have popped up and I thought Hmm yeh. S’ok.
And then Melissa appeared.
Oh dear god. That’s a sub right there!😂
They’re gonna need therapy after this episode. 😂😂😂
I saved part of this and used it as a ringtone for my ex. So now ever time she calls, my phone goes OH NOOOOO IT GETS WORSE 😂😂😂😂
Ok... that was absolutely worth the wait.
Watching this early in the morning (can't get back to sleep). Remind me not to listen to the podcast whilst driving or in public at all. I am crying 😂
The delivery of Melissa’s story… I laughed so freaking loud 😂😂😂
Melissa and her mums shoebox brought me here 😂
I'm like a year late to this episode but I can 100% attest to James Hoffmann's french press/cafetiere method that William mentioned.
What it does is let the sediment (and all those super fine muddy bits that get missed by the metal filter) settle, and the coffee grounds sort of filter themselves cause you pour only the clear bit on top.
It sounds like faff but it isn't, you can set it and forget it for about 4 minutes, stir the crust, and wander around until you come back to scoop off the foam and strain it into your cup. It's like 10 minutes total but a very "dump coffee, dump water in" sort of brew.
Alternatively, get a little plastic Aeropress. A bit more involved prepping but brew time's about 2 minutes and the coffee's usually great.
This will definitely go down as one of the best episodes this lot has ever put out
Quick tip for kettle de-scaling, just cut a lemon in half, Chuck it in the kettle and boil it twice. Job done. Rinse your kettle twice, you're good to go!
"trust me, cameron. Weve had far worse than strangers wanking on beds on here" famous last word! 🤣
I love the double entandres
And the single entendres 😮
Trying to watch this on the commute and crying on the train 😂
I am forever scarred by that last question. I can't. WTF!
The last time I laughed this hard at a story was the Armageddon mouse!
Melissa episode brought me 😮this great and hilarious podcast...I haven't laughed so hard for quite a long time😂😂 subscribed..
Tiktok brought me herr
Yup, had to find out what they come up with as advice 😅 never felt so much second hand embarrassment in my life! 😂
You guys need to have a shout out to Melissa and thank her for your new subscribers. I too came here to listen to melissas delima. 😂😂😂
Who's the guy laughing in the back ground, I love his laugh and voice. .can we see him please ❤
Producer Ben .
you don't ever go poking in your parents bedroom unless you want to be scarred for life.
Having already heard the disgusting story at the end on the podcast, I muted it here and just enjoyed the expressions on William and Jordan’s faces
This is doing the rounds on WhatsApp had to look it up. Absolutely hilarious 😅
I am coming here from Charlotte Dobre's podcast video. It is enjoyable. I was gagging when I heard Melissa's story completely. It is beyond anyone's wildest imagination.
Damnnnnnnnnn. That household will never be the same again.
I have never had a video that’s made me get out of my seat …, today was the day that I not only left my seat but took my headphones off. C
Wow! Crying my eyes out at Melissa’s letter. After 44:30 - amazing. Had to share with everyone. Jesus!
Oh and I’m in love with Jordan.
I'm so used to limescale that filtered tea from a fresh clean kettle doesn't taste right 😂
I saw this episode due to the final episode that just aired. I think the new title of this episode should be "like mother, like daughter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not the worst I’ve heard of the Clone-a-willy rabbit hole a lot, some people need help😂😂😂😂😂
Not the SpecSaver episode DRAG LMAO XD XD it really wasnt that bad. Dont worry about the haters!
This is it we’ve peaked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fuck me that had me crying
That shoebox could have a label "family memorabilia", and still be correct.
"What's in the box? Whhhaaaaatt?"
I was in Spain in July and the AirBnB didn't have aircon. It was horrendous. Barely slept and came back more tired than when I arrived. You're just sweating day and night without it. Last time I'll book and not check properly
I think Melissa should just get another clone a Willy kit and clone her mums B.O.B. Mum & Dad need not know!! 😂😂😂
Poor girl opened Pandoras box. No going back
What the hell I need to go back and watch that film 😮
I am absolutely lost for words! Im traumatised
It was a great movie 🎉🎉 cheers!
No amount of washing could make me use that… no just. No
Melissa walked off like John Wayne
Are we ever going to see Diego? I want to see him in his pink sweater 😊
The fact it gets *worse* with the context this provides
Best one yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
William and James Hoffmann on the one podcast😂 Love it. In Benidorm, ask for Cortado. Other countries do good coffee as standard!
Erm, melissa mums family memorabilia could have been by the mail man..😂
my wife just remarked that Melisa's are a whole other breed of women 🤣
In Italy it’s kind of expected that as a guest you pay for your place at the wedding by putting money in a card….the surprise on my friend’s mother’s face when I gifted her son and his new wife a tea pot!
William worked on RWRB?! It's my second favorite book (first is Mary Poppins, obviously) and one of my favorite movies (first are Mary Poppins and Mary Poppins Returns, obviously).
47::05 They say a father should be the yardstick by which a daughter measures all other men in her life against XD
I watched Red, White and Royal Blue...loved it! ❤🤍💙
Thought I was the only one who still drank Dubonnet!😂
I was kind of surprised by Melissa’s letter 😗
I live strong tea like builder's tea but weak coffee xx
I am DED. Why!? 😂
Tipped ot over the edge me lids
Bathrooms will usually be even sized, with say 4 stalls each. The mens (at least in my country) will also have a urinal 'wall' or 'trough' thing (im not up to date with the lingo for mens bathrooms). I guess the place ive used the mens bathroom in was an older theatre (although built in 1914, were a young country) so the bathrooms also have weird ceilings.
But even modern bathrooms, we have the same number of stalls and then theres extra urinals for the mens room so women get less to use and so our line ends up longer