MARCO RESPONDS: How to chop an ONION the REAL way
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- In response to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver's onion chopping method, Marco Pierre White talks us through the REAL way to cut an onion!
Marco take us through the history of cutting onions from the classic chef school method of using kitchen crystals, to his far fetched preferred personal method.
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marco didnt chop the onion, onion made itself chopped. it was onion's choice to get chopped
Underrated comment
Haha, thought the exact same thing.👍
He just stares at the onion and then the onion chop itself finely in fear
Marco is hella a lot scarier than Gordon: Change my mind
@@shoto485 Your comment about this comment being underrated is underrated
What's so funny is he is actually so serious that you can actually believe it 😂😂
Yeah exactly :D
the amount effort on that crystals is hilarious and convincing
funnier when you also watch Jamie's version
Marco isn't acting here.. it's all using cuts from the original show
Leon Ambrose 😂
The way they mimicked Marco's body language is just perfect
Guys, this isnt edited. Ive tried these steps and they acually work!
0:50 onion: (chuckles) i'm in danger..
How do you get your set to look so much like the original set?!
Green Screen
trollface099
Nope, not greenscreen! They're just very good at finding props that resemble the set.
If you look closely, you'll see that the tiles on the back wall change shape. the tiles in the actual cooking video are wider than the ones in the close up shots. The bottles in the background also change from having white corks to having black screw caps and the liquid seems darker.
So they are not using a green screen, but are actually dressing the set!
QDR Quality The cuts are usually so quick and you're so focused on watching what's going on that you don't bother with the fine details that don't match up, unless you deliberately look for it.
***** I agree, I just had to debunk the green screen comment :D
+vidm96 Skillz!
The best part is when he’s spinning the crystal around the onion.
Me at 0:47 Haha I thought he was going to smash the onion with the bloody pan. Next moment : waht?
I wheezed when he pulled out the frying pan
So this is marco he's responsible for Gordon's blood pressure in the kitchen
More of these!!!
***** NOT GOOD ENOUGH... WE NEED 2 EVERY WEEK.
+Yes it's funny awsome!!!
***** FUCK YEAH
Marco is pure genius. Why dirty extra cutlery when your pan can both chop and cook your onions?
5-minutes crafts be like:
Good at unwrapping stock cubes as well
The secret to cutting an onion and not crying is to cut it in half, then make your cuts from the outside inward
the complete silence gets me everytime
Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half.
Love the Ainsley cameo
Epic Fail!.... He forgot to add a Knorr stock cube before smashing the onion.
This sacred ritual was hidden from us. But now all is revealed.
😂😂😂😂😂 he mocked every life hack channel that teaches regular things done in "right way"!
IM 8 YEARS LATE ?? THIS IS GREAT :D
I got fooled good. I really thought it was Marco
Haha this was so good!!
Why is it 2020 and I've only just seen this!? I need a smaller rock to live under
So he went to the YSAC school of onion chopping
Legit came here to watch the legit video again
But some how this was better lol
Did Ainsley call to tell Marco to give his onion a nice rub?
Interesting that he starts by charging the onion with the magic crystal....
Marco, nest time ad a Knor Stock Pot, it gets it extra fine and well seasoned!
No one can beat YSAC's chopping skills
This is so well edited I though it was Marco pulling a goof
IT'S NOT REAL?
Its not reall??
@@LoneBerseker Can't you hear the difference between background noise when his face is in closeup and ones that only feature "his" hands? :D
But this was done masterfully. :D:D:D
@Singsing Number 2 Fans i cant even begin how masterful this comment is
I only noticed when the hands had a slightly different skin color to marcos lol
That face is so persuasive that I'd believe he chopped an onion like that
Me too
Hes not really doing that. It's old clips and editing
You actually had me going there for a second. I figured either
a) Marco has retired from serious cooking and has decided to parody himself
Or
b) Marco has officially lost it.
He had never found it to begin with. Which is why he is so great!
You made me laugh so hard that my laugh got stuck in my throat then I have to cough it out
It took me 2 watches to realize it's edited
Or b) he’s a culinary wizard that can cut unions by spinning something above it then put a banana in a paper bag then shake it up and diced onions. Guess you suck at cooking sucks at cooking compared to this wizard.
It's a) haha
When he wipes the chopped onions off the knife on a box of Knor stock cubes I nearly lost it.
me too, came to find this comment
STOCK POT
That part killed me LMAO
He is extraordinarily self-aware. I love it.
HowToBasic Lite
Gordon: let the knife do the work
Marco: let the pan do the work
Jean Pierre : Let the OÑYO do the work
Last night while preparing dinner, I set my knife next to an onion on the cutting board and then walked away to post idiotic comments on RUclips for a while. When I came back, the onion still wasn't chopped. Do I need a new knife?
No, you need a new onion
Me: Let the chefs do the work
Lmfao 🤣
When first watching this i was so puzzled at what he was doing because i thought he was dead serious. I love watching Marco and it litterally took me watching him smash the onion with the pan to realize it was a joke
Wait you didn't fall for the rotating thingy? 😅 I need to smoke what you smoke 👍
this is so well edited i actually fell for it
i can barely tell whats edited and whats real at all, truly impressive work
The reason why the onion wasnt minced nicely is because he spun the crystal too fast
Wrong, you add more bananas obviously!.
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Not according to recent research papers, juju which we now know emanates from the bannadrine cells actually improves as it approaches its half life, the quantum binding and splitting process between banana particulates and onion occurs due to monolithic crystal photon acceleration as you most probably know.
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg The whole Zenaclostic debate is tentative to say the least due to B-cell metabolism affecting refractive index and H-field amplitudes leading to spore migration evolution-identified by Prof Janine flangeworthy in her 2018 paper. Indeed she demonstrated that even using bags devoid of the Beta-zenaclostonic cells still promoted medatinal and phonic drift patterns thru quantum tunneling effects. Then there is of course the famous paper by prof scrotafists research into flux-capacitor activation of Juju-enticed cell division adding credence to Flangeworthys tunnel theory.
swirly eyes
Ahbkz I love this
When Ainsley called I died 😂
If you are dead how did you type this comment ? 🤔🤔🤔
Give your onion a good old rub. 😉
RIP
@@puffpuffpanda4383
Well, well, well if it ain't captain obvious.
Hehehe
“I’m I’m honest ...”
*Obliterates onion with a frying pan*
“There’s less chance of cutting yourself this way.”
But higher chance of smashing your fingers
@@snackboxone364 only if you hold the onion in place
@@snackboxone364 not unless you’re a sped.
"And if i'm honest..."*
*Proceeds to finish off the onion*
I agree
I hadn't realised this was a piss-take editted vid, thought the chef was doing it all for a joke for comic relief or something!! Only figured out after watching one of the Jamie Oliver ones
*Marco Pierre White's Recipe For Chopping An Onion*
1 Chef's Knife
1 Onion
3 Knorr Chicken Boullion Cubes
999a0s Banana ! (yum yum)
999a0s Much like.
Such wow.
999a0s jist
999a0s français svp
999a0s OMG the chicken bouillon cubes, I can't read it without laughing
I haven't laughed so hard in my entire fucking life. god damn this hit me right.
when the banana fell. i died.
It's funnier to see the Jamie Oliver version first so you get why he did the banana thing
T-Mass? What are you doing here haha, I love your music man.
I’m happy for you mate, when I first watched this I felt exactly the same.
Ever ?
love the product placement he knows how cheesy those ads were xD
+Yes it's funny The banana, that's the secret !
I so wish this was real
Marco does not chop onion, he simply dissolve whole onion inside stock pot.
I think alot of people are confused with what's actually going on here
Only the Marco non believers are confused
He’s chopping an onion
Well they should concentrate then. Or stop concentrating so much!
isnt this the guy who made Gordon Ramsay cry
Hafizul Azri He didn't make him cry, Gordon chose to cry.
Yurick Hunt lmfaoooooo
He didnt. Onion made him cry.
And now Gordon Ramsay is the guy who will make you cry
Nope, that was The late Joel Robuchon... Probably
I really want to know how you manage to make it look so legitimate, love it
damn, your profile pic freaked me out
+Kyeongmo An haha, sorry!
nice profile pic
@@GrantH2606 lmao
After I learned this technic my dishes have sent 5 people to the hospital.
I know this is a joke but Marco moves with such a grace and elegance in the kitchen.
I do like that all the big celeb chefs have their own little bags or pouches for the Cadbury fingers. They are, after all, an important step in chopping an onion.
Its something that they all learned in the beginning
Absolutely essential. I love the quality of Marco's finger bag.
What I love is that they all love cabury crisps it shows that they're that good
Hilarious
Fist comment after 6 years
@@iluvmuzic7298 god ive already watched this but i forgot about it. the benefits of having a shitty memory
This guy is Gordon Ramsay's mentor btw
Depressed Child was
Ikr
and his mentor sux
Fuck off
@Jim Harol no the fuck they don't marooch
here to actually learn how to chop an onion. wasn't disappointed.
0:48 this is what Marco do to Gordon's head when he messes up at the kitchen during their time working together
The editing in this video is insanely well done.
Originally I thought they somehow got Marco to act in this...
What's amazing is that Marco's normal videos are just as equally funny!
The knorr stock pot at the end was the best bit 😭😭
I was already reeling from ainsley calling him and him going “he’s nice… no’’ then hanging up. I was already on the verge of death at that point but then the spreading the chopped onion on the packet HAHAHAH
IT ENDED ME
💀💀💀💀💀
Marco needs more training. YSAC's onion chopping skills are still unmatched.
Why do you have that as your pfp?
Nice pfp
@@cocomon1990 honestly you're better off not knowing
@@mesumermhd9074 sadly I know where is from...that's why I asked
@@cocomon1990 sorry misread that as "who" for some reason my bad :)
THAT'S where "You Suck at Cooking" learned how to chop his onions!
The transition from 0:38 to 0:43 is just perfect. Like a scene out of The Prestige.
It's Marco's poker face that really makes it so hilarious! XD
I actually believe this was real for a couple seconds, fantastic editing and filming.
Please PLEASE do something with Nigela Lawson!
She's just begging to be messed with!
Adam Bolton Yeah but if it gets cut too fine she'd probably try and snort it.
0:22 How lovely he "tucks the fingers away"^^
The deadpan was perfect. I love him even more now.
Let me remind everyone that no matter what this man says, whoever he is, its your choice!
Fuck this is good!
Please don't ever stop!
"heavy cast iron frying pan" and the 'ping' sound caused by it always got me. laugh my ass off.
Thought this was for real up until the banana-bag thing
Putting onions on KNORR stock pot is a pinnacle in the history of ‘funniest things’
Just when I thought there’s no way there could be a stock pot in this video, he blesses us with smearing smashed onion on a stock pot
Ainsley Harriott would be epic! =)
Two handed.
ilker yoldas yeaahaa boiii
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
YEAAAA BOII
You can just edit porn hub videos for that
There's something quite violent yet surreally beautiful about this video.
you guys went all the way with the scenery. very nice
***** Wait, you didn't shoot the entire thing?!
I was like
"A crystal!? hes really recommending a fucking crystal?"
And then the banana and the bag came into play.
He forgot the essential oils. He's starting to lose his touch.
This is Fucking hilarious. And Ainsley calling in made it that much better.
I was so confused when i saw this the first time. I thought i was having a stroke. 😂
00:51 God I love that sound of the pan reverberating
I thought it was real before I read the comments😆
Are you brain damaged haha
Some men build houses some men build ships , and he peels an onion !
I'm hoping that means Ainsley is up next. Brilliant!
I can't believe i've watched this 3 times to realize this was supposed to be a joke then laughed so hard.
1. What was that spinning crystal?
2. Wait, is that even legit?
3. Damn it, it was a joke.
I suppose this video is a good lQ test then. That’s amazing.
1:01 Ainsley want to know your Location!
Indra Jaya ha’yaboi
I came here to be educated what did i get? a banana
This man’s face is the reason the channel is called “Yes it’s funny”
Where can i buy one these magical crystals
magical crystals? Cmon dude they are cooking crystals.
Taobao
Find the dwarfs, mate
I think by magical crystals he meant the knorr stock cubes.
At top of the bean stalk, you first need to purchase some magic beans.
I swear to got I thought this and all the other videos with the chefs were real. I thought the chefs were in on it, but then I realized it was a joke 😂
This looks so real, yet so fake at the same time, I DON;T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
I lost it when Ainsley Harriott tried to call Marco :)
You have to love Marco. He's excellent and very entertaining without ever trying to be.
The ending of gordon opening the bag of chips is perfectly spot on
Bruh I thought this was real for a sec lmaaaoooo
He’s lost the plot
I thought i was going to see how to really chop an onion! Then I realized he was kidding and i couldn't stop laughing
love how all these videos connect one to another one XD
When Ainsley's face popped up on screen, I lost it! 🤣🤣