Yeah I'd put a huge pop up saying "THE ROAD! WATCH THE ROAD!" or something like that :D I mean, phones can use the front camera to know if you're looking at the phone, and pause a video if you look away for example, so it's be nice if a car noticed you looking too long at the LCD and be like "DRIVE DAMN IT!" :D
Psychic Sandshrew how do you get Chinese and other language keyboards?like,I can’t use Chinese on my iPad,so if I want to learn what something means,I can’t put it into google translate!please tell me how to!
0:37 is actually genius since it's designed for actual designers. The crappy design makes the target audience think "These idiots need me... but they can probably show me how to lead."
The "You know how to design" one is actually pretty clever if you take into consideration what the message is, and who they're trying to grab the attention of.
1:00 it's actually just that little wooden part. It made identifying who pulled the alarm easier, thus making false alarms less. Not trapping the person to burn alive.
0:30 there is no 4th floor because in Chinese the words for "4" and "death" are very similar and the number 4 ist considered to be very unlucky, same goes for phone numbers and license plates. It's a similar reason why there sometimes is no 13th floor or room in Western hotels.
0:58 “The building’s on fire! What are we gonna do!” “....I know what I must do.” “Tom, no, you’ll die!” “Martha...it’s ok...” (hand becomes locked into place as the alarm is rung) “Go....take the kids....Just know that I love you so much, Martha....” (Martha runs off, holding the hands of two children, one son and one daughter.) “Goodbye....Martha....” (Fire engulfs the husband, killing him instantly)
0:36 read the text by color. It's actually kind of creative, and it makes perfect sense. Sounds like some sort of clever school design to motivate students to get better at what they do. Through ironically arranging the words like that, but changing the colors so you can make sense of it.
I kinda understand the crab one; i don't know other languages with that problem, but in estonian crab and cancer are the same word (vähk), so the translator got it wrong
2:23 AHHHHHHH! IT'S LIKE THE FIFTH TIME THAT I'VE WATCHED THE VIDEO AND I JUST REALIZED THAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, "DOUGHNUT GO FURTHER WITHOUT CONSENT!!!"
1:36 I think that's a special textbook for use with a recorded pen. If it was a higher resolution, I'm sure the dot matrix would be visible. You see, the Livescribe smartpen has a camera by the point that sees what you're working and stores your notes on itself until plugged into a computer to display them. It can also record lectures and you can tap the notes to hear what the teacher said at the time you were writing. There are also special textbooks and instruction manual with spits you can tap to hear prerecorded material. Sort of like the Leap Pad, but *waaay* higher tech.
@@gregoryfenn1462 well, the *idea* is that it's supposed to translate from "donut" to "do not" It's not a *good* idea that they had, though, because the pun is such a stretch and relies on the spelling "donut" instead of "doughnut". Not that it matters much for either spelling when the pun barely works in the first place, but there you go.
0:57 I always see this on crappy design videos, but they never tell the full story. Initially, these alarms would be placed on telephone poles a few feet away from the building on fire so people would not burn after setting off the alarm. It was not used due to fears it would take a longer time for knowledge of fires to get to the fire department. It is displayed indoors in this image because this was at an indoor invention convention.
0:46 is actually really clever. If you only read the highlighted parts it says "We'll show you how to lead" and if you only read the non-highlighted ones it says "You know how to design"
Jesus, I dont even understand 2:25, there's no second "not" in 'we're not happy till you're happy.' unless it's a company that hates customers and isn't happy until their customers aren't happy
The interesting thing is the fire alarm lock actually makes sense. Fire call boxes would have been on street corners or outside somewhere, and a lock wouldn't have caused someone to "burn."
"We're You're Not 'Til Not Happy" "We're Not Happy 'Til You're Not Happy" "We're Not Happy 'Til Not You're" I can't think of a way of this working at all 2:28
I still don't know what they're trying to say at 2:25 cuz if it's not "We're you're not 'til not happy" then it's "We're not happy 'til you're not happy". Great customer service there, guys.
0:33 This is one of those movie elevators where you tell the hotel staff a secret code and he takes to to the "fourth floor" and it's actually a magic library or a DIA safehouse
Actually... 0:46 makes sense. If you read top to bottom it says "You know how to design, we'll show you how to lead". The design also says the same thing with the different styles texts. It's actually an interesting design aspect and truly can work.
The third one is intentional and actually pretty clever. They're trying to imply that since they know so little about design, a designer would know comparably very little about leadership. There's an obvious design flaw in this poster and so there might be obvious flaws in a designer's leadership practice.
I had my own crappy design moment. About half a year ago, when I didn't have a job yet, I applied to Starbucks, among other places. They just got back to me at 9:30 at night to tell me I was rejected. Half a year later, 2.5 hours from midnight, and they finally tell me
it's funny how much less confusing the "you know how to design" thing would be if they hadn't swapped how to with how to. Swapping something with itself shouldn't make a difference, but here it confuses everything. I think they did that on purpose. It obviously targets people who think they can design, so making it like this, the target audience can think ha! What crappy design! I would have done better! Indeed I know how to design! Also, was this really send out by a school for design? Cause it seems like they're all about leading, not design
0:32 Buildings having no 4th floor is actually common in Japan and China, where the number 4 is considered extremely unlucky. Perhaps it is in one of those places.
1:13 this is kind of a feeling I get when I try to turn my volume all the way up when I'm listening to RUclips music and gives me that stupid volume warning
1:08 it doesn't lock you to the alarm, it locks the little iron cuff around your wrist. You can still escape, and have the iron cuff will be unlocked by firemen or police officers while you're outside
0:36 I think they are trying to say "You know how to design, We'll show you how to lead." But... well ya. Even now I'm not sure if that is what they wanted to say.
0:32 there may not have been a fourth floor as the elevator may have been in Japan and four in Japanese sounds a lot like death in Japanese so many things such as parking spaces and rooms don’t have the number four in them
1:20 fun fact! My sister’s grandma had a car that had this message or something like it and it bothered me so much and to make matters worse I couldn’t even read the entire thing.
Toaster - Considering how badly fire can spread in bad conditions and can cause parts of the building to fall off, I don't think the alarm being outside is much assurance. It's safer for sure, but probably not safe enough during a dangerous fire.
2:26 even if it was designed right it would say “were not happy till youre not happy”
Here at John Johnson’s lawyers, we’re not happy til you’re not happy. And that’s the John Johnson guarantee!
@@beep1856 yes.
Pretty sure that's that theme restaurant where the staff all treat ya like shit. Dick's Last Resort or whatever.
2:06 Did they quote the ENTIRE Bible?
That is literally the first page to the last. I understand why but Holy guacamole
"shit what verse was it again?"
"Idk just put the whole thing in."
Even though Jesus isn't even in the entire Old Testament
"The art of war" ~The art of war, Sun Tzu, p. 1 - 260
L-MAO
I literally think that every time I get in my car and that shit pops up. It's an entire paragraph, the irony is too much.
It's just like plumbing videos, I came to see how they fix a sink but they just start having sex, crappy design if you ask me.
but it comes on when u get in the car... not when ure driving
Yeah I'd put a huge pop up saying "THE ROAD! WATCH THE ROAD!" or something like that :D I mean, phones can use the front camera to know if you're looking at the phone, and pause a video if you look away for example, so it's be nice if a car noticed you looking too long at the LCD and be like "DRIVE DAMN IT!" :D
DeathBecomesHer Same ! So weird.
oh ok lmao what a shitty design
Go further without consent. Oh Jesus. I mean Alison.
It's actually a pun. Donut go further without consent.
MrSnowmanJoe
Seriously?! How did I not get that after living with my sister’s puns?!
_I’m such an idiot..._
Rory DeBoer Should've told my dad that before he saw his co-worker coming from a late-night party.
r/woooosh
A Talentless Idiot ummm....
In some buildings in China, there are no floors with the number 4 because 4 in Chinese (四) sounds like death (死)
Source: I live in Hong Kong
Psychic Sandshrew how do you get Chinese and other language keyboards?like,I can’t use Chinese on my iPad,so if I want to learn what something means,I can’t put it into google translate!please tell me how to!
alissa williams you gotta go into the keyboard settings in your iPad and click “add new keyboard” or something
Animescapetower that’s not what I asked...
Icesera Wings thank you.
alissa williams no problem! ^.^
1:43 I think this is a poor translation of someone celebrating a birthday with the Cancer zodiac sign. That’s why the crab is there.
r/woooosh
@@OlaftheGreat that isn't how it works dude. Stop.
that doesn't make the crappy design any less crappy
Wow. Just WOW. 😔
Congratulations, You got crabs
2:13 *I'M ABOVE JESUS!*
Alison Marques I also am better than Jesus
sorry buddy but you’re gonna need one more “l” in your “Alison” to be above Jesus
I don't know how I found this dude, but it's already amazing.
Kaj W. Same
Kaj W. Same
Same
He proably slid in to your recommended section like me
Same
1:38 this is literally "father i cannot click the book"
Allison all mighty!
Cillian Brouder What's the joke?
IchibanOjousama I forgot
Cillian Brouder I have a friend named Allison.
Allison, our saviour--
+Angelo The Kidami Same here, lmao.
Attention
You are not our trollies
Students, Attention...Allowed to take, You are not, to help you move, our trollies do....-makes Yoda sounds-
Don't dead open inside
HARRY, DIDN'T YOU READ THE RULES
Harry O. Robots in disguise!!!
All your trollies are belong to us
0:37 is actually genius since it's designed for actual designers.
The crappy design makes the target audience think "These idiots need me... but they can probably show me how to lead."
The "You know how to design" one is actually pretty clever if you take into consideration what the message is, and who they're trying to grab the attention of.
Yeah, it's saying "design is your arena, not ours, as this choice of text layout clearly demonstrates...."
Reminds me of a "We need a graphic designer" ad that was a screenshot of MS Paint
Damn, that fire alarm is like the ultimate sacrifice. "My friends are trapped in that room that's burning! I...I know what I must do..."
or you could just pull it from the side.
PLEEEASE do r/im14andthisisdeep
Diceyy I love your content. Seen you on PyroJoe channel.
Steven Flores oh that's so cool! Heyo!
i love your channel!
i dont know your channel but i will act like i do to seem cool
MinceMixin Oh ok.
1:00 it's actually just that little wooden part. It made identifying who pulled the alarm easier, thus making false alarms less. Not trapping the person to burn alive.
Most of these feel like they should be on r/dontdeadopeninside
I thought it said "Don't dead, penis inside"
DEAD PENIS,DON'T INSIDE
Portalowy don't o dead pen inside
Portalowy Yeah I feel like he got a lot of these from r/dontdeadopeninside. He should've just said in the title that he used both subreddits.
Honestly some Reddit pages are similar. r/iatetheonion is similar to r/woooosh but focusing on a specific topic.
Love this guy, wish he still uploaded as frequently as he did back then
wish he still uploaded*
as aposed to as frequently
r/agedlikemilk
@@notaburnerlol395 what does this even mean!?
@@AFarmerCalledChickenit means that aged like milk which spoils and the reason for this is because he hasn't posted in 3 years
We're not happy 'til you're not happy.
Jesse Session I'm never happy
I couldn't find out what that was supposed to say either, i thought "It couldnt say that could it"
its bad no matter how u read it lol
Even when you figure out what they were trying to say, you realise they said that they're only happy when their customers aren't
=,) accurate description of how life treats me
i dont know put a tie on it or something.
You have cancer!
GlueCan my sign is cancer...
Hannah H or just, you know, not put anything on it?
The fact that nobody considered just adding some arm hair even lol
I mean, who doesn't wear a tiny collar and a tie on their wrist?
0:53 You could have just made the arm hairy.
Mr. Noir women have hairy arms too
Or make it bigger, or have different proportions--- Seriously! It's not that hard. xD
@Jasmine Taylor most do, we just shave
I mean, what's the point of making it masculine anyways?
Just give the arm a business suit sleeve.
Praise Allison!
Cornelius Funk *Allah-son
No.
Alliisssoon name above jhees hus
Cornelius Funk god bless I'll tell Jesus that.
Cornelius Funk Yes, worship me!
This channel is just perfect. No misplaced video game footage, and the talking involved is just to present the content. 11/10
0:30 there is no 4th floor because in Chinese the words for "4" and "death" are very similar and the number 4 ist considered to be very unlucky, same goes for phone numbers and license plates.
It's a similar reason why there sometimes is no 13th floor or room in Western hotels.
Chinese isn't a language. You're talking about Cantonese.
Drunken Whaler Mandarin*
Yeah man, same thing in south korea, there's only stair access to the 4th floors, and they are mostly pretty empty.
Drunken Whaler wait,what?
Oh boy what if the person has 4 kids that have 4 years old?
*Jesus name above all names*
ᵉˣᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᴬᶫᶫᶦˢᵒᶰ
I only worship Alison.
Your god has arrived
Kinda of an Alison
2:06 I thought the crappy design was that that phrase wasn't in either of those parts of the bible.
I was *not* prepared for Allison.
0:58
“The building’s on fire! What are we gonna do!”
“....I know what I must do.”
“Tom, no, you’ll die!”
“Martha...it’s ok...”
(hand becomes locked into place as the alarm is rung)
“Go....take the kids....Just know that I love you so much, Martha....”
(Martha runs off, holding the hands of two children, one son and one daughter.)
“Goodbye....Martha....”
(Fire engulfs the husband, killing him instantly)
2:25 I read that as "We're not happy 'til you're not happy"
Bruh Bruh what does it actually say?
?
ImJustCaitlin We’re you’re not til not happy
0:36 read the text by color. It's actually kind of creative, and it makes perfect sense.
Sounds like some sort of clever school design to motivate students to get better at what they do. Through ironically arranging the words like that, but changing the colors so you can make sense of it.
1:49 literally crappydesign
I kinda understand the crab one; i don't know other languages with that problem, but in estonian crab and cancer are the same word (vähk), so the translator got it wrong
CONGRATULATION
YOU HAVE CRABS
Sorrow TV genius
Because Cancer is a zodiac, and the mascot kind of symbol thing is a crab.
I think that might be it, i don't know, i'm not a zodiac expert.
kitten u r right
yes I do
2:23 AHHHHHHH! IT'S LIKE THE FIFTH TIME THAT I'VE WATCHED THE VIDEO AND I JUST REALIZED THAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, "DOUGHNUT GO FURTHER WITHOUT CONSENT!!!"
The word "consent" should have been replaced with a William Shatner screaming and then a penny.
"KAAAAAHN!!!!" cent.
1:13 My car has one of those. It pops up when you start the car, and I've always just clicked ok before we went anywhere.
Awesome! Just keep making those till you run out of reddit!
Joe A and then longer
Joe A nah at least 7
@@user-vf3cb7vk8z lol you were both wrong
1:36
I think that's a special textbook for use with a recorded pen. If it was a higher resolution, I'm sure the dot matrix would be visible. You see, the Livescribe smartpen has a camera by the point that sees what you're working and stores your notes on itself until plugged into a computer to display them. It can also record lectures and you can tap the notes to hear what the teacher said at the time you were writing. There are also special textbooks and instruction manual with spits you can tap to hear prerecorded material. Sort of like the Leap Pad, but *waaay* higher tech.
yeeeah no
''We're not happy, 'til you're not happy,'' so don't be happy so we can be happy.
Jollonk goths in a nutshell.
Blake Gilbert you mean psychopaths?
What's the difference?
What exactly was that condom wrapper design supposed to mean? I genuinely don't know what they were trying to say
Had to read the comments for that one, too. It's a pun: Donut go further... Yeah, it's really badly designed.
@@MarioVSCulex I didn't get the donut part at all, I thought it was encouraging sexual assault and 'safe sex' at the same time.
Brad Lemmond The pun means: Do not go farther without consent.
MarioVSCulex I’m still confused, what’s doughnuts 🍩 got to do with it...?
@@gregoryfenn1462 well, the *idea* is that it's supposed to translate from "donut" to "do not"
It's not a *good* idea that they had, though, because the pun is such a stretch and relies on the spelling "donut" instead of "doughnut". Not that it matters much for either spelling when the pun barely works in the first place, but there you go.
1:20 give this man an oscar
1:00
The thing that locks onto the wrist doesn’t trap you. It just locks around your wrist like s bulky bracelet and you can still move around.
0:57
I always see this on crappy design videos, but they never tell the full story. Initially, these alarms would be placed on telephone poles a few feet away from the building on fire so people would not burn after setting off the alarm. It was not used due to fears it would take a longer time for knowledge of fires to get to the fire department. It is displayed indoors in this image because this was at an indoor invention convention.
0:46 is actually really clever. If you only read the highlighted parts it says "We'll show you how to lead" and if you only read the non-highlighted ones it says "You know how to design"
damn, that voice
Rugilė L. His voices are gold
Rugilė Lėliūtė
labas :o
I waited so long for him too say “Except Allison.” At the end I made the video 10 minutes for him
I hope to see an r/fifthworldproblems episode someday.
1:43 now this is trUE COMEDY
Jesus, I dont even understand 2:25, there's no second "not" in 'we're not happy till you're happy.'
unless it's a company that hates customers and isn't happy until their customers aren't happy
im so confused what the right way is with that one
foxfire1112 "we're not happy 'til you're not happy"
“Jesus?” Don’t you mean... “Allison?”
The interesting thing is the fire alarm lock actually makes sense. Fire call boxes would have been on street corners or outside somewhere, and a lock wouldn't have caused someone to "burn."
0:50 The hand even had 6 fingers omg 😂
0:20 Imagine the blind people having to use *braille* to find the correct one.
That "Please focus your attention on driving" that came up on the car radio screen is real. Good old Vauxhaul.
This channel just popped up in my recommended and I'm honestly so thankful
0:55 I'm so proud of my country
"We're You're Not 'Til Not Happy"
"We're Not Happy 'Til You're Not Happy"
"We're Not Happy 'Til Not You're"
I can't think of a way of this working at all
2:28
The design school was actually quite clever, they know what they are doing
I still don't know what they're trying to say at 2:25 cuz if it's not "We're you're not 'til not happy" then it's "We're not happy 'til you're not happy". Great customer service there, guys.
c o n g r a t u l a t i o n y o u h a v e c a n c e r
2:28 I like how it’s actually just “were not happy til you’re not happy” which is still probably not what they intended
Hmm, yes, of course. Shit everywhere.
My dad's car does the same thing at 1:15 , and when he tried to press 'ok' with his big ol' sausage fingers he kept missing and nearly crashed. Oops
1:43 might come from germany since ''Krebs'' is the same word for crab and cancer
okay ill correct the translation
"congratulations you have crabs"
or it's a really bad zodiac card.
the full image has the dates of when cancers are born.
0:33
This is one of those movie elevators where you tell the hotel staff a secret code and he takes to to the "fourth floor" and it's actually a magic library or a DIA safehouse
Ooooh it’s “donut go further without consent”
Okay, the sign at 2:26 really baffles me. Even if you read it semi-vertically, it says "We're not happy 'til you're not happy."
You're like a much funnier Cowbelly.
1000 Subs with Mediocre Videos umm.
It’s graham the Christian.
JK
RIP Cowbelly. Welcome in Graham the Christian and Comment Awards...
1:45 I have this exact counter in my apartment and it is impossible to tell if it's clean or not
Actually... 0:46 makes sense. If you read top to bottom it says "You know how to design, we'll show you how to lead". The design also says the same thing with the different styles texts. It's actually an interesting design aspect and truly can work.
The third one is intentional and actually pretty clever. They're trying to imply that since they know so little about design, a designer would know comparably very little about leadership. There's an obvious design flaw in this poster and so there might be obvious flaws in a designer's leadership practice.
The one alert in the car comes on BEFORE you drive, and then you press ok. Not while you drive.
I had my own crappy design moment. About half a year ago, when I didn't have a job yet, I applied to Starbucks, among other places. They just got back to me at 9:30 at night to tell me I was rejected. Half a year later, 2.5 hours from midnight, and they finally tell me
it's funny how much less confusing the "you know how to design" thing would be if they hadn't swapped how to with how to. Swapping something with itself shouldn't make a difference, but here it confuses everything. I think they did that on purpose. It obviously targets people who think they can design, so making it like this, the target audience can think ha! What crappy design! I would have done better! Indeed I know how to design!
Also, was this really send out by a school for design? Cause it seems like they're all about leading, not design
0:32 Buildings having no 4th floor is actually common in Japan and China, where the number 4 is considered extremely unlucky. Perhaps it is in one of those places.
0:42 its actually ment to be read this way "You know how to Design
We'll Teach you how to lead"
yes! thank you so very much
Wooooosh
I think the layout of the text kind of helps to emphasise the point they’re making there.
1:13 this is kind of a feeling I get when I try to turn my volume all the way up when I'm listening to RUclips music and gives me that stupid volume warning
I could spend a whole day just imagining why and how they messed up the elevator floor panel... 🤔💡 solid idea for a party game!
1:33 damn i own that textbook and i never put together that there was anything weird about it until just now
0:36 because 4 is unlucky in Japan actually ;)
1:08 it doesn't lock you to the alarm, it locks the little iron cuff around your wrist. You can still escape, and have the iron cuff will be unlocked by firemen or police officers while you're outside
the hand with the tie fking cracked me
0:36
I think they are trying to say "You know how to design, We'll show you how to lead." But... well ya.
Even now I'm not sure if that is what they wanted to say.
Why don't you have at least a few hundred thousand subs already what the shit
Deavon Manson welp
1:17 JESUSSSSS that sound gave me a full-blown panic reaction. 😭😭
Jeeesus. Name above aaal naaaeaeaaaaaaammes
Except of Alison
TJ Neyland *Except for Allison
0:32 there may not have been a fourth floor as the elevator may have been in Japan and four in Japanese sounds a lot like death in Japanese so many things such as parking spaces and rooms don’t have the number four in them
Dude, I cry everynight.
Corndog Poncho Dang :(
1:20 fun fact! My sister’s grandma had a car that had this message or something like it and it bothered me so much and to make matters worse I couldn’t even read the entire thing.
Lmao 😂😂😂 I am just binge watching all these videos... Absolute gold!!
God that tie on the wrist thing annoys me so much because all they had to do was put a man's watch on it instead
the fire alarm hand lock was for fire alarms OUTSIDE of the building. people were dumb but they weren't that dumb
Toaster - Considering how badly fire can spread in bad conditions and can cause parts of the building to fall off, I don't think the alarm being outside is much assurance. It's safer for sure, but probably not safe enough during a dangerous fire.
Toaster That doesn’t make it any better, handcuffing yourself to a burning building
Your audio editing is so perfect
This channel is fucking gold
0:05 look at his eye, the pie, It looks like someone pointing at you.
keem em' rollin
2:26 is that supposed to say “we’re not happy til you’re not happy”
really good channel thank
1:28 I remember using that stock car crash sound in secondary school
sexy
I love this guy, his content, how have I lived without it?
The tie on the arm isn't bad design. It's just a Jojo character.
1:30 I think instead of a long message it should just say, "LOOK AT THE ROAD!!!!!!!!"