Assassin's Unleashed: Hitman if it was good

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 39

  • @austinshea
    @austinshea 8 месяцев назад +55

    it really concerns me that there are assassins, just hanging around, and no one is putting up the cash to lease them.

    • @RaveDecoy242
      @RaveDecoy242 8 месяцев назад +4

      please pick up your assassin's poop.

    • @Maximilian1990
      @Maximilian1990 8 месяцев назад +3

      The inflation is killing jobs fr

    • @potionseller8943
      @potionseller8943 8 месяцев назад +1

      Assassins On-Lease

  • @burgerpocalypse
    @burgerpocalypse 8 месяцев назад +21

    The narrator is oboe. He obviously made this game just to make snarky comments about it. You can't pull one ober on me, pal

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 8 месяцев назад +15

    "There are no credits. Nobody made this game. This game just showed up some day." 🤣

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 8 месяцев назад +13

    Huh, so we finally get to play as Agent 420? Nice, we’re just missing the poorly cropped duck bomb.

  • @justletmelistthese
    @justletmelistthese 8 месяцев назад +12

    The voice of narrator is so darned familiar

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 8 месяцев назад +1

      Think it’s ai

    • @DKArmstrong
      @DKArmstrong 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds a little like Daily Dose

    • @pfitz9346
      @pfitz9346 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's Laura Bailey

  • @JuanManuel-et9kb
    @JuanManuel-et9kb 7 месяцев назад +4

    6:40 love how obo automatically assumed that doors work. I was the opposite.

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 7 месяцев назад +5

    Cruelty Squad from Wish

  • @jakeywakey_ow
    @jakeywakey_ow 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:36 bottom text is laid over each other

  • @worsethanyouthink
    @worsethanyouthink 8 месяцев назад +5

    I cant believe they took his lease

  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 8 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah I’d say ZombiU was pretty neat
    Multiplayer was cool because the gamepad player is the king of the zombies and places manages resources and upgrades with a top down perspective while the wiimote player is a survivor

    • @TCT69
      @TCT69 8 месяцев назад

      Couch multiplayer on the Wii U was peak multiplayer.. it was so unique in some games 👌

    • @randomperson2797
      @randomperson2797 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TCT69So true
      The gamepad allowed for something truly unique and had so much more potential

  • @ShleepyHead
    @ShleepyHead 4 месяца назад +1

    Charborgg

  • @UtraxTV
    @UtraxTV 3 месяца назад

    14:30 actually when you kill someone and throw their body in the the river, sea etc it will take time for their body to sink out the reason they tie body for something heavy and than throw it is because they dont want body to sink out of water

  • @dieselshot9768
    @dieselshot9768 4 месяца назад +1

    2:56 isn'that audio LITERALLY ripped from ArmA 3? It sounds way too similar.

  • @robotrip9292
    @robotrip9292 8 месяцев назад +10

    3:22 "Is it a 'No Russian'?" too soon man too soon...

  • @notit297
    @notit297 8 месяцев назад

    You should play Hitman if it was More Bloons

  • @LordGek
    @LordGek 8 месяцев назад +1

    So if it's "unleased" is that like saying, "Assassins: Unrented"?

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 8 месяцев назад

      The gas price raise hit all of us hard, even agent 47 cannot afford rend despite pawning his silver ballers

  • @GooberGaming69
    @GooberGaming69 7 месяцев назад +1

    hey do you wipe or let it crust. asking for sir Baby Gronk

  • @StormyMainYT
    @StormyMainYT 8 месяцев назад

    first game guru max game i think

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 7 месяцев назад +1

    I swear to god, these crappy shovelware games are always have zombies, post-apocalyptic setting, secret cult, military guy with guns, etc. These jerkoffs are so creatively bankrupt.

  • @seanjenkins5505
    @seanjenkins5505 8 месяцев назад +7

    I get being tired of AAA garbage, but how do you not lose your mind just playing Unity asset flips

    • @Denizu
      @Denizu 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'd reckon these terrible asset flips give more material to make fun of than the wafers that are AAA games

  • @edesbalazs
    @edesbalazs 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oboe, you could have played Walmart simulator instead of this nonsense. Just saying 🙄

  • @xxcatalystsxx
    @xxcatalystsxx 8 месяцев назад

    second

  • @PartyMartyDrums
    @PartyMartyDrums 7 месяцев назад

    Game Guru Max game lol worse optimized engine ever