Always Protect Your Eyes From These Birds…

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @4tbf616
    @4tbf616 11 месяцев назад +30186

    If they consider you a threat, *be one.*

    • @ALFAMALEGENERAL
      @ALFAMALEGENERAL 11 месяцев назад +925

      This

    • @minecraftcreeper8038
      @minecraftcreeper8038 11 месяцев назад +1649

      why does this… actually sound smart

    • @mastermonke2413
      @mastermonke2413 11 месяцев назад +1846

      ​@@minecraftcreeper8038I am not losing to a goofy lil bird like its not like an eagle or falcon

    • @fastcow7013
      @fastcow7013 11 месяцев назад +238

      RAAAAAAGH

    • @TheBigGuyBillyBob
      @TheBigGuyBillyBob 11 месяцев назад +243

      I like the enthusiasm, but with the speed it's going at, I'd have to chase it, and I'm not good at chasing things if one of my eyes has just been attacked.

  • @statepx
    @statepx 11 месяцев назад +5730

    That one time when having glasses is an advantage.

    • @kava808v
      @kava808v 11 месяцев назад +113

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolnah these bird supposed to be dumb 😭

    • @spacewax89
      @spacewax89 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Mr.HaterJaquavius fr

    • @Ochoa31
      @Ochoa31 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@ChristoferPezetLolI saw you in multiple videos in YT shorts

    • @Azvan
      @Azvan 11 месяцев назад

      @@Mr.HaterJaquaviuslol fr

    • @Axiomaticss
      @Axiomaticss 11 месяцев назад +29

      ​@______Pomni______ dawg your telling me birds can't clean up after themselves but can snatch your eye straight out of its socket???😭😭😭😭😭

  • @senor834
    @senor834 11 месяцев назад +10502

    Of course it's in Australia

    • @notfunnyguyfunnyguyfun
      @notfunnyguyfunnyguyfun 11 месяцев назад +39

      @@ChristoferPezetLolfan of the most cringiest series ever

    • @brianaguilar5204
      @brianaguilar5204 11 месяцев назад +12

      Fr

    • @benitocamela174
      @benitocamela174 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@ChristoferPezetLol nah, you aren't even a good troll, at least you tried though👍

    • @Str1kerDoesThings
      @Str1kerDoesThings 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolget a life kid you're better CORYXKENSHIN IS BETTER

    • @android7191
      @android7191 11 месяцев назад +3

      I was abt to say that

  • @rubybonsparkletits2323
    @rubybonsparkletits2323 9 месяцев назад +1252

    Used to hate magpies because they used to try and rip my hair out when i was little, but a few years ago, i became friends with a little family of them. I got one to eat out of hands. They ended up trusting me, and i think they communicated with the other ones on the block because lots of random ones would come to visit for food 😅

    • @thebestytchannel
      @thebestytchannel 8 месяцев назад +80

      -magpie visits for food-
      make the magpie my food ✅

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 7 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@thebestytchannel
      Beat me too it.

    • @piyushhmusic
      @piyushhmusic 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@thebestytchannel maggie ❌ magpie ✅

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 6 месяцев назад +5

      They are incredibly smart. I live in a city where we have them year round.

    • @derekclay9314
      @derekclay9314 6 месяцев назад +3

      Being birds do they like shiny surface type things?
      I wonder if you could train magpies to.you know point out recycle stuff when it's hidden in the dirt and tall grass.along the ditch along the side of the road for example
      Bling Bling hahaha 😆 😂 ✨️ 🤣

  • @LosZavion
    @LosZavion 9 месяцев назад +3737

    I swear if one of those birds injured my eye.
    They will be added to my side quest in life.

    • @Blankisnotsmart
      @Blankisnotsmart 8 месяцев назад +138

      Magpie bird Soup for dinner👍

    • @razorblade7486
      @razorblade7486 8 месяцев назад

      nah you aint doing shhiet blind kid

    • @Rip_DemonTime
      @Rip_DemonTime 8 месяцев назад +61

      All fun in games until he messes with a anime kid with observation haki then what he finna do when he gets grabbed by the neck huh.

    • @joejose8433
      @joejose8433 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@FishandChips-nj7nband get you some f****** goggles

    • @lukmanalghdamsi3189
      @lukmanalghdamsi3189 8 месяцев назад +6

      why wait?

  • @danielchacin7836
    @danielchacin7836 11 месяцев назад +11159

    Oh well, it’s Australia. What could we expect?

    • @Scbalq
      @Scbalq 11 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolwe didn't ask you either

    • @Str1kerDoesThings
      @Str1kerDoesThings 11 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolthis is a bot btw I saw this kid everywhere

    • @td_is_infinite667
      @td_is_infinite667 11 месяцев назад +55

      thank god its in australia

    • @Ochoa31
      @Ochoa31 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@ChristoferPezetLolSays the one who always put that comment in multiple videos also not a bot and I saw you in multiple videos

    • @4GB-Man64
      @4GB-Man64 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolNah, we do not care

  • @Hugh_Janus6699
    @Hugh_Janus6699 11 месяцев назад +3449

    Aussie here! Not your typical magpie in the video. That one is a magpie-lark. Not as big as the Australian magpie. If it was, she would have lost her eye.

    • @primemachine146
      @primemachine146 10 месяцев назад +82

      I was gonna, this looks quite different from your standard magpies other then the colours

    • @chronicallypessimistic
      @chronicallypessimistic 10 месяцев назад +45

      Yes! I was going to mention this. I live in Australia and I remember researching abt the difference between the two (I randomly research abt things that perk my interest, so don’t mind me).

    • @chronicallypessimistic
      @chronicallypessimistic 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@batats7876 Yep. We’ve got all the deadly ones over here.

    • @chronicallypessimistic
      @chronicallypessimistic 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@batats7876 Speaking of toilets, I’ve actually seen a video of someone who had like, abt 20 frogs inside their toilet, like in the basin where you do your business in. That was apparently meant to be in Australia, so that was funny. But anyways, hope you find the courage to sit on that toilet someday.

    • @newpgaston6891
      @newpgaston6891 10 месяцев назад +19

      Given it's from Australia I'm gonna imagine the "typical magpie" is 5 feet large and has 8 'eye-targeting' beaks at the end of venomous tentacles that cause instant death if you come in contact.

  • @notramesses4790
    @notramesses4790 5 месяцев назад +34

    She's a trooper. If this happened to me, I would just scream endlessly until my throat bled.

  • @sayitaintso7544
    @sayitaintso7544 11 месяцев назад +2454

    Looks like Im going to need goggles and a tennis racket.

    • @Tygo-08
      @Tygo-08 11 месяцев назад +75

      Hey wanna play magpi tennis😊

    • @Tygo-08
      @Tygo-08 11 месяцев назад +41

      Wanna play magpie tennis

    • @sabsafu
      @sabsafu 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Tygo-08sure mate

    • @fedzalicious
      @fedzalicious 11 месяцев назад +33

      Actually, you might want a helmet as well. They will peck you on the skull.

    • @_MrLee
      @_MrLee 11 месяцев назад +31

      Electric tennis racket...

  • @ehenyor
    @ehenyor 11 месяцев назад +3929

    "The most important thing to do is maintain eye contact even though [cuts off video]." 😂

    • @AJ-ei3ee
      @AJ-ei3ee 11 месяцев назад +117

      Even though the magpie is taking your eye out 😮😮😮

    • @jessicabertoldo672
      @jessicabertoldo672 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@AJ-ei3ee *takes your life

    • @paulapalais
      @paulapalais 11 месяцев назад +15

      That makes no sense to keep your eye on it

    • @ghostfrieza2904
      @ghostfrieza2904 11 месяцев назад +55

      ​@@paulapalaisso either end up like the woman in the video, or keep your eyes on them so you see them coming so you can protect yourself...its actually common sense

    • @treeman4907
      @treeman4907 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@ghostfrieza2904i tell you what you need to wear goggles and kill it

  • @starzza_
    @starzza_ 11 месяцев назад +5246

    "hey what are you cooking?"
    "Magpie."

    • @kimshorten1950
      @kimshorten1950 10 месяцев назад +40

      You can't cook magpies, it's illegal you can get fined or put in jail if you harm it real bad. 😢😢

    • @CellusCellus
      @CellusCellus 10 месяцев назад +190

      ​@@kimshorten1950its self defence😂

    • @Not-Kobe
      @Not-Kobe 10 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@kimshorten1950what.

    • @debw8222
      @debw8222 10 месяцев назад +9

      i love morgpie

    • @IStoleYourToasterSorry
      @IStoleYourToasterSorry 10 месяцев назад +80

      @@kimshorten1950 and it’s alright for them to poke our eyes out?
      I want some bird for breakfast in you ask me

  • @ShotgunMotion2911
    @ShotgunMotion2911 4 месяца назад +198

    Blud just stole her sharingan

    • @Quarture_Enzy
      @Quarture_Enzy 4 месяца назад +5

      Bro💀💀💀

    • @Limeanide
      @Limeanide 3 месяца назад +4

      Bro was Itachi

    • @HiroTamaha
      @HiroTamaha 3 месяца назад +3

      Damn bro, that's just sad😔

    • @HeheheLH
      @HeheheLH 3 месяца назад +2

      If Itachi stole shisuis sharingan.

    • @oliverholm3973
      @oliverholm3973 3 месяца назад

      Oh you right, she got treated like she was Obito

  • @Kaith_does_art
    @Kaith_does_art 11 месяцев назад +2521

    At this point Australia has the most craziest animals in the world💀

    • @Vengance23234
      @Vengance23234 11 месяцев назад +42

      Bro fr. My friend got stung by a blue bottle jellyfish when he was at the beach 2 days ago 💀💀

    • @Antoniooooooooooooooo
      @Antoniooooooooooooooo 11 месяцев назад +44

      what do you mean “at this point”…. thats always how it is

    • @kristyntaylor3695
      @kristyntaylor3695 11 месяцев назад +24

      It's a normal day nothing special

    • @DoonieMan1
      @DoonieMan1 11 месяцев назад +5

      Always have

    • @SÑØWLËÕPÅRD-578
      @SÑØWLËÕPÅRD-578 11 месяцев назад +2

      The craziest part about it, you ever noticed how to wait those people and some videos we trying to make Australia, and I look so dangerous. Well, they can't do that no more, because this, this confirms it all

  • @Raylusm
    @Raylusm 11 месяцев назад +1735

    Bro sniped that eye 💀

    • @Nosignificantharassment1
      @Nosignificantharassment1 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@ChristoferPezetLolbro you only have 1 video so don’t talk.

    • @Mr.HaterJaquavius
      @Mr.HaterJaquavius 11 месяцев назад +17

      The bot deleted its comment 🪑🧌

    • @smonedoge
      @smonedoge 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Mr.HaterJaquaviusand it does it in everyone video

    • @Mr.HaterJaquavius
      @Mr.HaterJaquavius 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@smonedoge huh, I didn't know that, thank

    • @Nosignificantharassment1
      @Nosignificantharassment1 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Mr.HaterJaquavius LETS GO

  • @vinnimation2536
    @vinnimation2536 11 месяцев назад +854

    Every Australians knows that’s not a magpie.

    • @starbirds2464
      @starbirds2464 11 месяцев назад +46

      AXACTLY how the hell can't he see the difference of he looked at them side by side for one second he would

    • @vinnimation2536
      @vinnimation2536 11 месяцев назад

      Magpies are bigger and worse. The other one is tiny @@starbirds2464

    • @kosac.6115
      @kosac.6115 11 месяцев назад +65

      I am not australian but I immediatelly noticed it.
      It is not an Australian Magpie as the pattern and bill don't match up. So I did a quick research and my best bet is the Magpie-lark. I also searched up the incident and some forums have also got this wrong.
      Let me know if I am correct.

    • @kosac.6115
      @kosac.6115 11 месяцев назад +6

      Also I realised that its right foot is missing

    • @starbirds2464
      @starbirds2464 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@kosac.6115 yes I’m Australian and it very clearly. Magpie lark.

  • @AlphaFennec
    @AlphaFennec 9 месяцев назад +81

    Why is it always so wild in Australia. They even have a "aggressive killer bird" season 😂

    • @starminxii
      @starminxii 3 месяца назад +1

      Aussie here, honestly foreigners always exaggerate how wild Australia is, unless you're in the literal outback I promise you it's relatively safe over here lol

    • @hail2jigglypuff168
      @hail2jigglypuff168 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@starminxii
      Sure just live with your friendly neighborhood Huntsman like the rest of the world.
      Huntsman, Huntsman, does whatever a Huntsman does 🎶

    • @vazzioo
      @vazzioo 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hail2jigglypuff168huntsmans here actually aren’t aggressive to people most of the time and are great for pest control. if you can get over how they look, they’re good to have around.

    • @hail2jigglypuff168
      @hail2jigglypuff168 2 месяца назад

      @@vazzioo
      I'm not saying they're aggressive, they're not, and I know they're good to have around. I'm talking about people having a giant spider in their house out in the open as if they're a normal resident. Only in Austrailia.
      On another note there are two serious dangers to consider:
      1: Fires, a continent that can get very dry and full of vegetation is BAD, wildfires become massive dangers. All it takes is a lightning bolt or some dumba** mistake in a dry year and the entire country is literally burning down, and the world is only getting hotter.
      2: Wildlife encounters. Ignoring the many lethally venomous animals that are away from human habitats or out to sea there are several animals near human settlements that can disembowel and/or mess up your day like the Emu and Kangaroo. That country is the definition of "f*ck around and find out", and there are plenty of idiots out there that will do exactly that so it's something to consider.

    • @honeycombz34
      @honeycombz34 Месяц назад

      Australia is another "testing" ground for science experiments. Look at their kangaroos. We all know that they're being experimented on

  • @ChannelAbandonedNoVids
    @ChannelAbandonedNoVids 11 месяцев назад +685

    Mfs with glasses: “I’M INVINCIBLE!!!”

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 11 месяцев назад +707

    Eye Contact? I think the issue is the contact to my eye

  • @Mycoh
    @Mycoh 11 месяцев назад +751

    That birb really went like searching for the remote on the couch

    • @LozenColorado
      @LozenColorado 11 месяцев назад +4

      How do we know he wasn't?

    • @computingcapybara
      @computingcapybara 11 месяцев назад +5

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

    • @w花b
      @w花b 11 месяцев назад +3

      Lmaoooooo

    • @Nittle69420
      @Nittle69420 11 месяцев назад +4

      Where the f*ck is the remote i need to tell netflix im still watching-🐦

    • @breadisme
      @breadisme 11 месяцев назад +2

      Birb

  • @Fatality-fo7hq
    @Fatality-fo7hq 7 месяцев назад +4

    My mind flash-backing to that one Bluey episode

  • @Johnspartan296
    @Johnspartan296 11 месяцев назад +399

    Pro Tip: magpies are really smart birds, and are good at remembering people. If you're mean to one, it will tell the others in its family to attack you because you're a threat. However, if you're nice by feeding it, it won't attack you and tell it's family that you aren't a threat.

    • @spritualflared
      @spritualflared 11 месяцев назад +71

      What if I kill it and eat it? Who will it go and tell then?

    • @Sillytreatbs
      @Sillytreatbs 11 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@spritualflaredits soul Will Hunt you

    • @username-re9yk
      @username-re9yk 11 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@spritualflaredThere are always witnesses

    • @spritualflared
      @spritualflared 11 месяцев назад +62

      @@username-re9yk good, I shall eat them too.

    • @flappy5291
      @flappy5291 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@spritualflaredThis person is waging war on magpies and I don't if I should be scared FOR them or OF them

  • @xenjanobody2097
    @xenjanobody2097 10 месяцев назад +778

    “Maintain eye contact”
    Magpies:

    • @bilalahmedkhanmian5288
      @bilalahmedkhanmian5288 10 месяцев назад +19

      Apparently keeping fake eyes behind ur face(sounds so stupid and goofy) the magpie will thin, your looking and wouldn't swoop down.

    • @diseasedwombat5611
      @diseasedwombat5611 9 месяцев назад

      @@bilalahmedkhanmian5288people do something similar to this for Tigers. They wear a mask on the back of their head to prevent attacks.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 8 месяцев назад +14

      Me: 🐤🍗🍠=🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🥗🥪

    • @lilith69759
      @lilith69759 8 месяцев назад

      lmao😂😂😂​@@zakiahmed6655

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 7 месяцев назад +7

      I was gonna say, cut off at the WORST possible time!

  • @Lextry_official
    @Lextry_official 11 месяцев назад +216

    Every single muscle in my body felt that, and my muscles all cramped at the same time, it hurt like hell 😭

  • @guestguest5128
    @guestguest5128 7 месяцев назад +2

    I’m convinced, Australia is hell… They have everything to fear over there!!!!! This is crazy!!!

  • @Grumm6581
    @Grumm6581 11 месяцев назад +619

    Imagine peacefully watching a sunset just to go blind 2 minutes later by a flying chicken

    • @witsendSOS
      @witsendSOS 11 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bettybunbun9664
      @bettybunbun9664 10 месяцев назад +1

      Why do people call different birds chickens? It's like calling a bat a flying cow. Plus, chickens can already fly.

  • @Real_Iron_Smith
    @Real_Iron_Smith 11 месяцев назад +870

    Of course it's Australia.

    • @bluberri1195
      @bluberri1195 11 месяцев назад +5

      Copied comment

    • @OOKAMI3483
      @OOKAMI3483 11 месяцев назад +4

      Who really cares

    • @Real_Iron_Smith
      @Real_Iron_Smith 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@OOKAMI3483 Australians lol.

    • @Real_Iron_Smith
      @Real_Iron_Smith 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@bluberri1195 Well it wasn't my most original response, fair enough.

    • @Quenical
      @Quenical 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Real_Iron_SmithI’m Australian and magpies just kinda exist, I see them all the time and they don’t really do anything

  • @wocko1
    @wocko1 10 месяцев назад +332

    Aussie here too. That isn't a magpie, that's a magpielark, also known as a mudlark or peewee. Like magpies, they also are territorial during nesting season. Also watch out for plovers (masked lapwing) and butcherbirds as well as they get cranky as well during nesting season.

    • @ayasha89games66
      @ayasha89games66 8 месяцев назад +3

      it's in the name then magpie lark.

    • @wocko1
      @wocko1 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@ayasha89games66 Magpies and magpielarks are completely different birds. Magpies are larger, have a sharper beak and are related to butcherbirds. Magpielarks are much smaller and have a distinctive "Pee Wee" call. The only thing they have in common is the black and white colouring.

    • @ayasha89games66
      @ayasha89games66 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@wocko1 👣

    • @Harpy_Eagle-u8z
      @Harpy_Eagle-u8z 7 месяцев назад

      Finally

    • @YouCheekyMinx69
      @YouCheekyMinx69 6 месяцев назад

      Honest question. Are you Aussies truly not bothered by the massive huntsman spiders you have?

  • @Catnapdeflovesdogday
    @Catnapdeflovesdogday 9 месяцев назад +9

    “And that’s why bluey made that episode!”😭😭😭

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 11 месяцев назад +148

    "You treat me like a threat? Fine... I'll be your threat..."

    • @MdRiAD-cc6kt
      @MdRiAD-cc6kt 2 месяца назад

      "well you were an annoyance but now you're lunch"
      #takes a bite out of a magpie leg#

  • @Nobody_Chan
    @Nobody_Chan 11 месяцев назад +141

    That made me uncomfortable in SO many ways....im now rubbing my eyes to get that weird feeling out!😭

    • @pennytrui1149
      @pennytrui1149 11 месяцев назад +5

      Same I feel so uncomfortable lmao

  • @BehBeh23
    @BehBeh23 11 месяцев назад +589

    Blud got her eye snatched like sasuke 😭

  • @Mariizzxx
    @Mariizzxx Месяц назад +1

    Me watching Bluey on my spare time is gonna be handy

  • @jimbojimbi8475
    @jimbojimbi8475 11 месяцев назад +211

    As an Aussie, I'm sure that this bird is either a butcher bird or a peewee, not a magpie.

    • @starbirds2464
      @starbirds2464 11 месяцев назад +16

      Yup it's a peewee which aren't even related to magpies

    • @CimarronaMotions
      @CimarronaMotions 11 месяцев назад +14

      dawg what's a peewee 😭
      can't have normal animal names in the commonwealth

    • @williammerkel1410
      @williammerkel1410 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@CimarronaMotionsshould have fought for their independence sooner

    • @TheLostProbe
      @TheLostProbe 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@CimarronaMotions a peewee is just a more annoying and stupid magpie with a smaller beak and a different looking colour pattern. they're not the same species but share similarities. they also sound super annoying, compared to regular magpies which are quite calming and comforting

    • @LazyGavid
      @LazyGavid 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@CimarronaMotions Ahh yes, the commonwealth. The commonwealth Massachusetts

  • @moonlight_edits
    @moonlight_edits 11 месяцев назад +501

    *I have a new fear* 💀

    • @Lucy-ie8qw
      @Lucy-ie8qw 10 месяцев назад

      not if you met one like my little magpie named cheeky. The male only swoops over a 3 week period to protect his baby and mumma.

    • @magpieyt
      @magpieyt 10 месяцев назад

      There's nothing to fear

    • @nickguh1323
      @nickguh1323 9 месяцев назад

      Australia

    • @beesoowavey4758
      @beesoowavey4758 8 месяцев назад

      👁️have no fear neither

    • @setalight7290
      @setalight7290 8 месяцев назад

      I wear glasses 😂

  • @johnnylego807
    @johnnylego807 11 месяцев назад +416

    Add goggles too the Every day carry lists of Australians. 😂😂

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 11 месяцев назад +9

      Nah all my life in aus I've never been swooped so no need to worry

    • @Nugget_Playz47
      @Nugget_Playz47 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@DemarcusCousins_IIII’ve only ever been swooped once they tried to get me nearly got my head but I also had a helmet but still

    • @VaultWeasel
      @VaultWeasel 11 месяцев назад +8

      you still have to worry about Kangaroos that invite you to hot tub parties. My friend went to one and ended up getting chlamydia from a Koala.

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@VaultWeasel I'm tellin ya those koalas for the streets fr they all got chlamydia

    • @lou.-qv1gn
      @lou.-qv1gn 11 месяцев назад +2

      The only magpies I see (the ones that live near my house) don't swoop people

  • @Planet-GRAN_TURISMO
    @Planet-GRAN_TURISMO Месяц назад +1

    I would bring my sunglasses😂😂

  • @2jurfortnite
    @2jurfortnite 11 месяцев назад +188

    The eye is already dead it just doesn’t know it yet
    Edit: thanks for 176 likes xd

  • @dustenekoes28
    @dustenekoes28 11 месяцев назад +255

    Technically, that’s a Magpie lark, which are different to magpies. They are considerably smaller, and frankly I’ve never heard of one going for the eyes! How spooky, we aren’t safe here 😂

    • @starbirds2464
      @starbirds2464 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yup

    • @SickocrowAU
      @SickocrowAU 11 месяцев назад +2

      Magpie Lark 100%. I've never seen or heard of them ever attacking humans.

    • @striderwhiston9897
      @striderwhiston9897 11 месяцев назад

      Both Australian magpies and magpie larks aren’t true magpies anyway

    • @starbirds2464
      @starbirds2464 11 месяцев назад

      @@striderwhiston9897 the Australian magpie is and always will be the true magpie. Eurasian magpies are corvids they aren’t real magpies

    • @striderwhiston9897
      @striderwhiston9897 11 месяцев назад

      @@starbirds2464 Lmao, Eurasian magpies are the original magpies, Australian magpies were named AFTER Eurasian magpies.
      The australian magpie was named for its similarity to Eurasian magpies by European settlers, however it is not nearly as smart, and much more aggressive.

  • @kennethmoore625
    @kennethmoore625 11 месяцев назад +171

    Sterling better be sorry. That was a gnarly slow motion shot. Like OUCH! My eyes are watering.

    • @travisschaub6872
      @travisschaub6872 11 месяцев назад

      Maybe a magpie can peck those tears away. Grow a stomach

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@travisschaub6872did daddy beat you up this morning?

    • @travisschaub6872
      @travisschaub6872 11 месяцев назад

      @@adrenalineactivate where is your comment? Probably same place you will end up. (Out of sight)

    • @Lady_Miko345
      @Lady_Miko345 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@travisschaub6872 Dude why you have to be rude for no reason?

    • @d1rt_baggg
      @d1rt_baggg 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@travisschaub6872 tf is your problem

  • @zanna1166
    @zanna1166 2 месяца назад +1

    And they call me four eyes for wearing glasses

  • @Ryvilz
    @Ryvilz 11 месяцев назад +686

    Bird: A threat!!
    Me:Yup your in danger,but not by me
    Bird: what?
    Random cat: *NOM NOM NOM*

    • @ponyisponyaid
      @ponyisponyaid 10 месяцев назад +4

      Naw not a cat will eat a bird a big tiger or lion will : 3

    • @HypnoCrow
      @HypnoCrow 10 месяцев назад

      Hey chef cat what you cooking “mag pie”

    • @bettybunbun9664
      @bettybunbun9664 10 месяцев назад +2

      Stray cats make good food for eagles and coyotes.

    • @deraile
      @deraile 10 месяцев назад +3

      Annoying Aussie: Cat.
      Bird: What?
      _Cat violently eats bird, screams ensue._

    • @commenter621
      @commenter621 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's my cat not a random cat

  • @TNTNT20
    @TNTNT20 11 месяцев назад +733

    Nah any bird smaller than an emu is straight getting sent to the shadow realm with one quick twist of the neck.
    Edit: tysm for the likes glad to see alot agree with me.😂

    • @yved8745
      @yved8745 11 месяцев назад +10

      💀

    • @PaperThinArmor
      @PaperThinArmor 11 месяцев назад +13

      I hope this isn’t a protected species or anything cause I’m with you on this.

    • @nomei.
      @nomei. 11 месяцев назад +3

      Can’t exactly catch it midair

    • @BARelement
      @BARelement 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@nomei.Snatch it then

    • @_Buggg_.
      @_Buggg_. 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@GG_Blossoms888so is pecking out my eye 💀

  • @jonathandavies2831
    @jonathandavies2831 11 месяцев назад +472

    That’s not a magpie… that bird is called a peewee in Australia or also known and a magpie-lark

    • @FaZeZombieslayer
      @FaZeZombieslayer 11 месяцев назад +31

      🤓👆

    • @kylan419
      @kylan419 11 месяцев назад +53

      You literally said the same name.

    • @-S4T
      @-S4T 11 месяцев назад +47

      The commenter: 🗿🇦🇺
      "@FaZeZombieslayer": 🤡

    • @Ariitz
      @Ariitz 11 месяцев назад +8

      Yea its the smaller one right

    • @joshgamer1012
      @joshgamer1012 11 месяцев назад +5

      Peewee💀

  • @Dee_Lor
    @Dee_Lor 7 месяцев назад +2

    Magpie: 🐦 🦅
    Me: 🤓

  • @Lachstar_Editz
    @Lachstar_Editz 11 месяцев назад +113

    As an Australian, my friends have been sending me this restlessly for days now. 💀

    • @Nagvanshieus
      @Nagvanshieus 11 месяцев назад +2

      I bet it's mandatory for australians to get a survival book on how to survive in their own country.

  • @Mizukokun
    @Mizukokun 10 месяцев назад +40

    Why do I keep receiving more reasons to never visit Australia?

    • @vexusdesu6272
      @vexusdesu6272 4 месяца назад

      Australia is already the most unaffordable City on the world and I'm not joking

  • @Window_eater
    @Window_eater 11 месяцев назад +106

    -Christmas list- worry list✔️

    • @nc0gn3gr0
      @nc0gn3gr0 11 месяцев назад

      How do you type that?

    • @whohan779
      @whohan779 11 месяцев назад

      @@nc0gn3gr0 Just type "-Christmas list- worry list✔" without quotation marks.
      The '-' bordered by most unicode characters but punctuation will cross out any text in between each two of them, but only on .

  • @Zackgaming12389
    @Zackgaming12389 Месяц назад +1

    Bro.. I'm sick of this sounds in the starts that goes like "OoH oOh, AuGh"

  • @fc1759
    @fc1759 11 месяцев назад +79

    That’s insane, she fully dipped her beak in the eye socket

  • @Ello-729
    @Ello-729 10 месяцев назад +153

    Aussie here! This isn’t a magpie but a magpie-lark/piping shrike, they are smaller than magpies and look somewhat different. In my experiences they’re much less aggressive and much more scared by you than you are of it.
    Edit: for those who are about to reply or already have saying that it’s “stolen”. I wasn’t trying to steal the other comment i was just trying to add on some information that the other person did not.

    • @seanhalpin5826
      @seanhalpin5826 10 месяцев назад

      Magi

    • @unduckablealex3048
      @unduckablealex3048 10 месяцев назад

      Stolen you are not fooling me

    • @nielsonhul
      @nielsonhul 10 месяцев назад

      You have to protect your eyes from birds

    • @LANDE33
      @LANDE33 9 месяцев назад

      100%. And just stay away from trees they’re in, during nesting season. That’s when they swoop.

    • @Iceking60791
      @Iceking60791 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why are they attacking the eyes? And why are they still existing?

  • @Jhay-cobMergal
    @Jhay-cobMergal 11 месяцев назад +249

    “Her eyes are already gone but she just doesn't know it yet”🐡🥕💀😢
    Edit: wow thx for 162 likes

    • @Bysyks
      @Bysyks 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@ChristoferPezetLol i dont care

    • @brianaguilar5204
      @brianaguilar5204 11 месяцев назад

      😭

    • @imjustasaltrock
      @imjustasaltrock 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolfatherless

    • @imjustasaltrock
      @imjustasaltrock 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolimagine putting down other people for the sake of your own content

    • @jordanholder
      @jordanholder 11 месяцев назад

      @@imjustasaltrockyou forgot the quotations around “content”

  • @ZzigZaG00NIN
    @ZzigZaG00NIN 11 месяцев назад +104

    Australia is probably a nice place but so many things make it sound like the scariest place in the world 😭

    • @KingVulpes
      @KingVulpes 11 месяцев назад +11

      Did you know Australia has the largest percentage of venomous snakes in the world

    • @frederikvandoren
      @frederikvandoren 11 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah Australia's great, we're one of the most culturally diverse countries because so many people from other nations come here to settle.

    • @TheLostProbe
      @TheLostProbe 11 месяцев назад +4

      if you live in a place that isn't bumfuck nowhere then it's an amazing country to live in

    • @dylancrosby2451
      @dylancrosby2451 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@KingVulpesdid you know that I've only ever seen 1 snake randomly out in the wild in my entire life and I'm Australian? Unless you live in the bush, you don't really have to worry about snakes.

    • @KingVulpes
      @KingVulpes 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@dylancrosby2451 makes sense, I live in Florida, the only place in the world with both alligators and crocodiles but I've only ever seen alligators

  • @Vixlegraves
    @Vixlegraves 10 месяцев назад +50

    “Always protect your eyes from these birds”
    Meanwhile the sound effects: 🎅🥕🐡

  • @jkgaming0565
    @jkgaming0565 11 месяцев назад +44

    Dang, even birds in Australia are dangerous

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 10 месяцев назад +1

      The birds are what they fear. Not spiders snakes or crocks.

    • @Not-Kobe
      @Not-Kobe 10 месяцев назад

      Cassowary make the commend above me too serious.

  • @rottenroads1982
    @rottenroads1982 2 месяца назад +2

    Recommendation: WEAR GOGGLES. Why? So, Magpies can't shove their huge beaks into your eye sockets.

  • @LucrativeLeroy
    @LucrativeLeroy 11 месяцев назад +19

    If Magpies attack me I'm turning them into a bird pies.

  • @rascubulous
    @rascubulous 11 месяцев назад +27

    the main issue is that they deliberately swoop from behind and are essentially silent. sometimes they will give you a warning and the first you know of the attack is the click of the beak right next to your face - after that they will go for you.
    holding a small tree branch over your head can often work. hat or bike helmet with something that looks like eyes drawn on the back of it will help.

    • @feliksdzerzhinskij800
      @feliksdzerzhinskij800 11 месяцев назад

      What about a hat?

    • @rascubulous
      @rascubulous 11 месяцев назад

      @@feliksdzerzhinskij800 They get under most brims pretty easily because they are excellent flyers, but also they will just peck on your head through the hat and it really hurts ... and they don't stop.

    • @feliksdzerzhinskij800
      @feliksdzerzhinskij800 11 месяцев назад

      @@rascubulous Yikes, sounds like more things for me to add to never visit Australia.

    • @rascubulous
      @rascubulous 11 месяцев назад

      @@feliksdzerzhinskij800 might sound worse than it is. they have their own personalities, some will just warn you, some will let you know very clearly that you are not welcome, and others are just mean and if you see them watching you approach you know that they are thinking 'are you really sure that you want to take this route...'

  • @Jackson-vg6rz
    @Jackson-vg6rz 11 месяцев назад +38

    As an Australian I stare at them during magpie swooping season they won’t do jack if you do they follow you but just keep eye contact they won’t swoop they even stop mid swoop if you do

    • @Ariitz
      @Ariitz 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yea but sometimes i be walking n shit and they come from behind and cut my neck

    • @Jackson-vg6rz
      @Jackson-vg6rz 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ariitz I just turn around and stare at them

    • @starbirds2464
      @starbirds2464 11 месяцев назад +1

      The bird on the video is a mudlark or peewee

  • @2b248
    @2b248 7 месяцев назад +1

    attacks eyes
    his advice: keep eye contact???????😑

  • @UnflippedGD
    @UnflippedGD 11 месяцев назад +8

    "Firstly, this most commonly happens in Australia"
    Of course.

  • @EldritchAnanke
    @EldritchAnanke 11 месяцев назад +7

    Give them food, especially in Spring. We gave our resident magpie's cat biscuits and they never swooped us. They would sing for us instead.

    • @pumpkin8222
      @pumpkin8222 11 месяцев назад +1

      I have seen thousands of comments on many videos of this, and you are the only one who is smart enough to know to feed these!

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 11 месяцев назад

      A magpie is a good friend to have same with nearly all member of the Corvus family. Crazy smart animals too.

    • @pumpkin8222
      @pumpkin8222 11 месяцев назад

      @@Ragnarra they aren't corvids, that's the Eurasian magpie. Magpies are in the family Artamidae

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 11 месяцев назад

      @@pumpkin8222 my mistake then though they are not a species I would cross.

  • @danimation59
    @danimation59 11 месяцев назад +10

    Even tho they're a huge pain is the a$$ during the year. I still love them. I've even pet a few wild ones and they're so beautiful.

  • @springfurcalico6506
    @springfurcalico6506 8 месяцев назад +1

    the fact i learned this from a bluey episode

  • @Tbhidkwhoiam
    @Tbhidkwhoiam 11 месяцев назад +20

    Why is bro better then my history lessons 😭

    • @enjoyer2227
      @enjoyer2227 11 месяцев назад +1

      Because history isn’t about birds, lmao.

  • @KUPERPLAYZTHEREAL
    @KUPERPLAYZTHEREAL 11 месяцев назад +56

    As an Aussie some of us would put glasses/sunnies on the back of our heads and it worked 😂

  • @MilkNugget
    @MilkNugget 11 месяцев назад +8

    That made my eyes water….💦

  • @daisy_maeHQ
    @daisy_maeHQ 9 месяцев назад +1

    AS IF SPIDER SEASON WASNT ENOUGH TORTURE IN AUSTRALIA!

  • @dontmindmyname1234
    @dontmindmyname1234 11 месяцев назад +10

    Correction: that’s a magpie lark, not a magpie. They both swoop but magpies are much bigger

    • @pumpkin8222
      @pumpkin8222 11 месяцев назад +1

      Correct! Also, the western subspecies almost never swoops

  • @stringbeanii
    @stringbeanii 11 месяцев назад +11

    swoop season is mental, they even have it on the weather forecast when it is, which local areas to avoid.

  • @lanceyourlot
    @lanceyourlot 11 месяцев назад +7

    “Australia” is all the explanation I need.
    “Cause of death?”
    “Australia.”

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 11 месяцев назад

      🤓

    • @coffeebeanz
      @coffeebeanz 11 месяцев назад

      @@DemarcusCousins_IIIwhat is ur reason for replying with that emoji to every australia comment

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 11 месяцев назад

      @@coffeebeanz because yankees are too thick to realise that our country is so much safer than theirs

  • @Jurassictoycaiptain
    @Jurassictoycaiptain Месяц назад +1

    Most normal criminal in Australia:

  • @Darkeditz_2U
    @Darkeditz_2U 11 месяцев назад +17

    Bro just added another fear to my list 😢

  • @chukpas
    @chukpas 11 месяцев назад +97

    NAH THE CROW HAD ENOUGH
    SHE COULDNT PAY THE BILLS 🗣🗣💯💯💯💯
    Edit:(ezz 1k likes ❤)🎉🎉

    • @MAMAMEOPLE
      @MAMAMEOPLE 11 месяцев назад +4

      “THAT CROW REALLY TOOK OUT HER ANGER ISSUES ON SOME PERSON”

    • @bulletsxdame
      @bulletsxdame 11 месяцев назад +4

      It's a MAGPIE. NOT A CROW.

    • @hooty-is-watching3691
      @hooty-is-watching3691 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ChristoferPezetLolI hate self advertiser's

    • @hexa995
      @hexa995 11 месяцев назад +4

      Blud he said it was called a magpie in the video several time and you come up with crow?Its not even fully black 😂

    • @FaZeZombieslayer
      @FaZeZombieslayer 11 месяцев назад +1

      BLUD CANT HIDE FROM THE BILL COLLECTOR 🎉🎉🎉🤞🤞🤞😬😬😬

  • @exoticolors9953
    @exoticolors9953 11 месяцев назад +10

    if i bird does that shit to me im having kfc for dinner

    • @Kosaku-kawajiri
      @Kosaku-kawajiri 11 месяцев назад +1

      Dude, calm down, it is just a little defenseless bird, but i agree, it attacking peoples even if they are far from the nest is pretty annoying and without explanation and sense.

    • @RealMaecinaDoll
      @RealMaecinaDoll 11 месяцев назад +1

      Share some homemade KFC☠️

    • @Argonikron
      @Argonikron 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@Kosaku-kawajiri "little defenseless bird" I'm not so sure about that, it almost blinded the woman in the video.

    • @linuxramblingproductions8554
      @linuxramblingproductions8554 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Kosaku-kawajirii don’t care how defenseless it is if a bird does that its not flying away

  • @ST4R_R0S3
    @ST4R_R0S3 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bluey taught me right

  • @The-Master-Chief
    @The-Master-Chief 11 месяцев назад +22

    If you stay away from them they won’t attack you but EVEN BETTER: They can become your friend.
    Feed them things like bread and other snacks and eventually they will trust you and not see you as a threat, sometimes even visiting you!😊

    • @ZombiAstral
      @ZombiAstral 11 месяцев назад

      I'd rather have magpie stew. Fuck them birds.

  • @Ilovemayonnaise344
    @Ilovemayonnaise344 9 месяцев назад +19

    Police:HEY WHY ARE YOU CHOKING THAT MAGPIE
    me: look at my frickin eye

  • @RandomEnclaveSoldier
    @RandomEnclaveSoldier 11 месяцев назад +9

    The one dude with insane reaction speed about to catch all of them

    • @aarons6935
      @aarons6935 11 месяцев назад +1

      They swoop you from behind, you won't grab them.

    • @RandomEnclaveSoldier
      @RandomEnclaveSoldier 11 месяцев назад

      @@aarons6935 the thing that I’m saying is if they perch on you just a little to peck you, the person might be able to react and grab it

    • @linuxramblingproductions8554
      @linuxramblingproductions8554 10 месяцев назад

      @@aarons6935i mean it seemed like the bird was in front of her for a few decent seconds once you grab them its over

  • @miladyplayz9260
    @miladyplayz9260 7 месяцев назад +1

    that one bluey episode:

  • @JustMe88419
    @JustMe88419 10 месяцев назад +4

    In my area, on the east coast of the states, we have a similar issue from barn swallows. These birds a much smaller but they are extremely territorial and aggressive. They generally roost in old structures like barns but if you enter their area they will dive bomb the hell out of you. I haven't heard of any barn swallow going for someone's eyes but I have absolutely been swooped by these birds and it sucks because there can be dozens in the same area all swooping you at the same time from different directions, like a bad movie.

  • @tonymonxana992
    @tonymonxana992 11 месяцев назад +9

    Most friendly animal in Australia:

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Sandwich1-akp well it's hit or miss, some are really great people and some aren't great but yeah I've seen a few drunk asf or passed out on the street more and more nowadays

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 11 месяцев назад

      @@Sandwich1-akp yeah exactly I train with a few really good guys and then theres the ones I see attacking people at random and robbing people

  • @Johnathan-walker-the-48th
    @Johnathan-walker-the-48th 11 месяцев назад +30

    It’s unfair how come the government allow to killing these birds to be considered illegal and humans losing their own eye could kill them.

    • @jocelynuy2922
      @jocelynuy2922 11 месяцев назад +2

      Fr, goofy ah Kia huggers💀💀💀

    • @aarons6935
      @aarons6935 21 день назад

      Because they're a native animal, are you insane?

    • @Johnathan-walker-the-48th
      @Johnathan-walker-the-48th 16 дней назад

      @@aarons6935 i mean I’m not but life is life, you gotta protect yourself.

  • @liyanaahmadsofri1973
    @liyanaahmadsofri1973 3 месяца назад +1

    "lalalalala A- A- A- A- A-"

  • @Tickey
    @Tickey 11 месяцев назад +5

    New fear unlocked: Birb attck

  • @BananaGunYT
    @BananaGunYT 11 месяцев назад +4

    My eyes hurt now thanks ☺️

  • @JamzPlayz155
    @JamzPlayz155 11 месяцев назад +5

    This happened to me last year and luckily I knew exactly what to do and I was not even touched by it

  • @AutisticScenmo
    @AutisticScenmo 4 месяца назад +1

    bluey informed me about this like a year ago 😭

  • @RandomMackem0069_Official
    @RandomMackem0069_Official 10 месяцев назад +4

    Add that to the long list of why not to go to Australia

  • @bulkfr
    @bulkfr 10 месяцев назад +22

    “This eye is dead, it just doesn’t know it yet 🎅🎅🐡”

  • @Kfimenenpah
    @Kfimenenpah 11 месяцев назад +10

    Australia is one truly scary place

  • @Test1ng94
    @Test1ng94 2 месяца назад +1

    They aren't the threat, i am the threat

  • @Thatoneguyjay00
    @Thatoneguyjay00 11 месяцев назад +4

    Bro y does Australia have the weirdest pokemon creatures ever ranging from spiders all the way to birds

  • @anthonylambert7338
    @anthonylambert7338 11 месяцев назад +7

    Ok sir why are you holding a gun in public?
    Me: A bird might peck my eye

  • @Facet_169_1AG_YoPeri
    @Facet_169_1AG_YoPeri 10 месяцев назад +5

    People who live in Australia during spring: *for the first time the King felt true fear.*

  • @Levi_isnthere
    @Levi_isnthere 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’d be wearing glasses 24/7 there then

  • @DiamondsToo765
    @DiamondsToo765 11 месяцев назад +4

    Just one more short then I’ll go to bed.
    The short being to most disturbing one I’ve seen all day:

  • @IsleShortz
    @IsleShortz 11 месяцев назад +4

    the real scp 096💀💀

  • @M.Kabane
    @M.Kabane 11 месяцев назад +20

    The fact that those birds know we are vulnerable in the eyes is concerning... how the heck do they even know that? 🤔

    • @seikotheserval5341
      @seikotheserval5341 11 месяцев назад +7

      It acutally known for almost every species of bird to do that because they knew that if the predator is blind, it can't attack because it doesn't know where its prey is i think

    • @eggquator
      @eggquator 11 месяцев назад +3

      It’s because birds actually happen to have eyes, just like us, meaning they know what eyes are and how they function.

    • @skyesfallenxx
      @skyesfallenxx 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@eggquator 😂😂😂

  • @Mystic_Dreamers
    @Mystic_Dreamers 3 месяца назад +1

    Havent watched the full short yet but i just have to say the eyelid opened and i think the bird put something in there so you will probably have some freaky shit in your eye now maybe alive

  • @gl3513
    @gl3513 11 месяцев назад +18

    He said Australia and it fucking killed me 😂