Chinese guy here. Kinda surprised that still nobody explianed the lyrics yet, as it's part of the classic Chinese opera play "铡美案” ("the lawsuit that puts Chen Shimei to the guillotine"). The protagonist of this play is Bao Zheng, a famous judge in ancient China becuase he is known to overcome all kinds of difficulties to seek truth and deliver justice. The antagonist is Chen Shimei, who used to be a poor intellectual with a wife named Qin Xianglian, but he managed to come up on top in Keju exam (a test to select intellectual for public position in ancient China). Afterwards, he lied to the emperor and was chosen to become emperor's son-in-law, leading to a huge raise in his social status. As he was enjoying his new life of luxuary, Chen Shimei wanted to seperate his tie with his past life and ordered the assassination of his former wife Qin Xianglian. Fortunately, Qin Xianglian survived and managed to reach Bao Zheng and filed her accusation against Chen Shimei. The lyrics happens at the climax of the play, as Bao Zheng read the accusation in front of Chen Shimei to declare him guilty. Later on, Chen Shimei was executed on the guillotine despite his being the son-in-law of the emperor. To this day, people in China still refer to ingrate man who betrays his wife as "Chen Shimei", so now you have a new expression for this type of guy, LOL. The lyrics is as follows: 近前看其详上写著 : (Come close and looke closely at the accusation:) 秦香莲那年三十二岁, (Qin Xianglian, now 32 years old,) 那状告当朝驸马郎, (accuses the current emperor's son-in-law,) 欺君王瞒皇上, (because he lied to his majest,) 那悔婚男儿招东床. (as he betrays his old marriage to enter a new one.) If you are interested in the opera play, you can find it here: ruclips.net/video/Yb01Qi5FbtE/видео.html. The lyrics part happens around 17 minutes in the posted video. Looking forward to your replies. A wild Chinese guy appeared in the comment section :D
I once switched the language to Russian on a mobile game when I was 6 and cried because I didn’t know what was going on Edit: I remember it was the Christmas version of cut the rope
Lyrics: Ching Chen Hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I bang Paul Fool I'm not touching you MY mama wasn't love me I'm still gonna bang Paul
@@reichi4042 Tom Ching Cheng hanji has a better lyrics and melody also it has a deep meaning but not enough visual because in this world there are not enough men of culture to know this artistic masterpiece that restore your humanity when you watch it.
Lyrics: "Ching Chen hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I'm the Bang Paul Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me at all But I'm going to still be a Bang Paul" "Beware! You can't unhear this, once you've read this."
Imagine a boss battle with a Genetically modified Kim Jong Un turned into a bio weapon, continuely dodging the ranged attacks where he throws at you mini nukes with his four arms.
Me after saying Arigato after achieving the ultimate power using a ancient technique passed down to generations and killing the United States President.
Lyrics: Ching Cheng hanji Cheng chanchii y ñou Kitchen in the dungeon I'm swimming on the back home Fool maranga teach you ona wanga Wakanda we were swimming on the Hong Kong
Lyrics : Ching cheng hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I bang Paul Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me I still going to bang Paul...
I’m Chinese and I seriously don’t understand a single word he’s saying Edit: Hey everyone, I didn't expect this to blow up so quickly, but let me clear some questions in the replies. First, I am bilingual, though I wouldn't call myself an expert. I was born in America as Chinese, but I can still understand most Chinese phrases. Second, I'm currently living in the US, not in China, so there is no firewall blocking my access to RUclips.
To anyone wondering what this "Chin Chen hanji" means. It's actually 近前看细 "Jin Qian Kan Xi", which means "getting closer and take a careful look".ruclips.net/video/Yb01Qi5FbtE/видео.html, this is the original Peking Opera play, you can find it at 17:20 of this video. This piece is from a classical Beijing Opera play 铡美案 (Zha Mei An), basically a story about a man named Chen Shi Mei (陈世美) became the No.1 in the National Government Officials Selection Examination. The emperor appreciate his ability so he decide to marry his daughter to this Chen. But Chen had already married and had a child with his wife back in his hometown. However, Chen is greedy, he wants to marry the princess and live a luxury life, so he lied to the emperor he's not married yet, and abandoned his wife and child. And in order to keep his secret unkown, he hired a killer to murder his own wife and kid, the wife luckily survived and went to the capital city and ask the famous Judge Bao (包拯，包青天) for help. At then Chen is already the son in law of the emperor, and the princess begged Judge Bao for mercy to Chen. However Judge Bao is famous for uprightness, even this will hurt the reputation of the royal and princess, he executed Chen and made the justice done.
@@squishyninjalite1818 actually i wonder the lyrics meaning so uuh its help me so stop being an idiot ? he said to anyone wondering right ? not you, if you didnt mean that way then sorry :v
Lyrics: Ginsheng Hottie Can't touch hero Kitchen in the dungeon I swear it on the bank cow Fool man I'm watching you My momma wasn't lovely I swear it on the bank cow
Ching Chen Hanji Cant touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I'm the bang paul Fool i'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me I swear to god I'm the bang paul
Real Lyrics: chin cheng hanji cant touch me at all kitchen in a dungeon I swear to god Im the Bang Paul fool, im not touching you My mama wasnt lovely I swear to god im the Bang Paul
Lyrics: Ching cheng hanji Cheng hanji ye' know Kitchen in the dungeon I swear the door to duckhole Fool whaddup whatcha doin Another one wont'a probably hurt Swimming on the duckhole
Lyrics: Chin is handy, Cant touch me at all, Kitchen in the dungeon, i swear ill go to bank, Paul, Fool im not touching you, My mama wasn't lovely, I swear ill go to bank, Paul.
lyrics: (my original): ching cheng hanji holding apple up chopping it im hungry i swear im going numb now food being butchered you no nana, i no happy im being buried right now (it's about nana giving me a poisoned apple, at least it makes sense, lol) (normal): kitchen kim jong she knew kitchen in assertion i'm swing the dong the dunk now full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love we are swing a donk a duck now Ching Cheng Hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul. Indian auntie Ten tons Theodore Teaching in the dungeon I'm swingin' on the bench now Full man in Gucci Day banana, goose is happy I'm swingin' on the bench now kitchen kim jong she knew kitchen in assertion i'm swing the dong the dunk now full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love we are swing a donk a duck now Ching Cheng Hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul. Indian auntie Ten tons Theodore Teaching in the dungeon I'm swingin' on the bench now Full man in Gucci Day banana, goose is happy I'm swingin' on the bench now kitchen kim jong she knew kitchen in assertion i'm swing the dong the dunk now full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love we are swing a donk a duck now Ching Cheng Hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul. Indian auntie Ten tons Theodore Teaching in the dungeon I'm swingin' on the bench now Full man in Gucci Day banana, goose is happy I'm swingin' on the bench now kitchen kim jong she knew kitchen in assertion i'm swing the dong the dunk now full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love we are swing a donk a duck now Ching Cheng Hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul. Indian auntie Ten tons Theodore Teaching in the dungeon I'm swingin' on the bench now Full man in Gucci Day banana, goose is happy I'm swingin' on the bench now kitchen kim jong she knew kitchen in assertion i'm swing the dong the dunk now full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love we are swing a donk a duck now Ching Cheng Hanji Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau Fool I'm not touching you My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul. Indian auntie Ten tons Theodore Teaching in the dungeon I'm swingin' on the bench now Full man in Gucci Day banana, goose is happy I'm swingin' on the bench now ill add mour
Wtf, it never happened to me, I don't understand the meme, everytime where there is some chinese guy, he has like 800 ping and gets killed by everyone, eventually leaves the game
Jin and Ganghi Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the Sand shirt I Swear I got the bank cow Fooled moma bungie My moma wasn't lovely I swear I got the bank cow those are the lyrics
Crimson can't see King Chang She is Noah King chang in a dang jug i swear to god to bank cow fool! i'm not touching you My momma was bad boy i swung a gung to bank cow
here is the password: Jin qian kan ki Qiang shang xie zhuo Qin xiang lian nian shan shi Er sui na zhuang gao dang qiao Fu ma nang, xi jun huang man huang shang, na hui fen nanr zhao dong chang.
Lyrics: Jin and Ganghi Can't bungee at all Kitchen in the dessert I swear I go to bed now Fu man I'm watching you Another one wants a coffe I swear I go to bed now :D
Chinese guy here. Kinda surprised that still nobody explianed the lyrics yet, as it's part of the classic Chinese opera play "铡美案” ("the lawsuit that puts Chen Shimei to the guillotine").
The protagonist of this play is Bao Zheng, a famous judge in ancient China becuase he is known to overcome all kinds of difficulties to seek truth and deliver justice. The antagonist is Chen Shimei, who used to be a poor intellectual with a wife named Qin Xianglian, but he managed to come up on top in Keju exam (a test to select intellectual for public position in ancient China). Afterwards, he lied to the emperor and was chosen to become emperor's son-in-law, leading to a huge raise in his social status. As he was enjoying his new life of luxuary, Chen Shimei wanted to seperate his tie with his past life and ordered the assassination of his former wife Qin Xianglian. Fortunately, Qin Xianglian survived and managed to reach Bao Zheng and filed her accusation against Chen Shimei. The lyrics happens at the climax of the play, as Bao Zheng read the accusation in front of Chen Shimei to declare him guilty. Later on, Chen Shimei was executed on the guillotine despite his being the son-in-law of the emperor.
To this day, people in China still refer to ingrate man who betrays his wife as "Chen Shimei", so now you have a new expression for this type of guy, LOL.
The lyrics is as follows:
近前看其详上写著
: (Come close and looke closely at the accusation:)
秦香莲那年三十二岁,
(Qin Xianglian, now 32 years old,)
那状告当朝驸马郎,
(accuses the current emperor's son-in-law,)
欺君王瞒皇上,
(because he lied to his majest,)
那悔婚男儿招东床. (as he betrays his old marriage to enter a new one.)
If you are interested in the opera play, you can find it here: ruclips.net/video/Yb01Qi5FbtE/видео.html. The lyrics part happens around 17 minutes in the posted video.
Looking forward to your replies. A wild Chinese guy appeared in the comment section :D
Thank you for the context!
Well I'm pretty sure this one is gonna be in the top comments soon
epic
Nice ty man
Can u give pinyin pls
The new mulan movie sure is way more different than I expected...
It has bas
i just watched that wth
@Jared Sabatelli Pirate the movie then like me
@Jared Sabatelli I have a computer so no problem...
It featured tom & jerry as well!
fun fact: the song sounds exactly the same if you skip 10 seconds forwards or backwards
XD true
Woahhh
Woahh, so true. This comment is so underatted
Woah
You have opened my eyes.
My roommate in college had this song playing on loop for 3 days straight as he studied for finals....I got very used to hearing it
bruh
social credit
Based behaviour.
With this playing on loop, I’m sure he did very well on his finals
Imagine if he suddenly blasted this while taking the exam LOL
The Buddhists were wrong. This is how you achieve nirvana.
CCP approved
Aum mani padme tom.
well this is a cool way to achieve nirvana
😂😂😂😂
You have to watch the whole video in one sitting tho
When you switch the language settings to Chinese but can’t read the labels to change it back
I'm terrified of this some day happening to me
This is why im scared of trying out languages
Happened to me but I watched a tutorial on how to fix it xD
You just gotta remember what button the language select is
I once switched the language to Russian on a mobile game when I was 6 and cried because I didn’t know what was going on
Edit: I remember it was the Christmas version of cut the rope
Me: dad my chinese friend is coming please act normal
Dad: ok
My dad 1 second later:
Lmao
Underrated 😂
lmfao what the hell
Yo haría lo mismo que tu padre
thx son
the fact that 480p is the maximum makes this so much better
144p best
@@4zalan agreed
Yes
It's just TRUE 😂
Lyrics:
Ching Chen Hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear to god I bang Paul
Fool I'm not touching you
MY mama wasn't love me
I'm still gonna bang Paul
Disappointeda Shh real funny and original man.
._.xd
Its Hitler in the dungeon
Its kim jong in the dungeon, and youre really original and didnt just copy this comment from another video
Its actually kim jong in a sun shirt
This is what doctors handwriting sounds like
actually it sounds more like ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nice
Yo doctors handwriting sound fire tho
this comment and its replies are fucking lit lmaooo
How can handwriting sound?
BTS DNA: 1 billions of views
Tom ching cheng hanji: 500.000 views
"in this world there's more copper than gold"
That's an awesome proverb
together, we can change this
what does this have to do with BTS?
@@reichi4042 Tom Ching Cheng hanji has a better lyrics and melody also it has a deep meaning but not enough visual because in this world there are not enough men of culture to know this artistic masterpiece that restore your humanity when you watch it.
@@Felix-ic1fc or... People just have different tastes, and you have to respect that. What's wrong isn't kpop, it's the toxicity that surrounds it.
after an hour of listening to this i opened my mouth , all that came out was chinese and it took time for me to recover back and turn back normal
Movie characters: *Enter Asian city*
*The background music:*
Relatable
men in black after they annihilated an earth invader on asian city
This applys to cartoon characters
also the people on the background:
Почему я вижу тебя на каждом месте, что смотрю? Это вроде работа Джастина Y.
Joking aside, can we talk about how SMOOTH the animation of the rotation is? It looks so natural that it doesn't even feel drawn by hand.
You must have never watched Tom and Jerry ever
Yeah that’s old cartoons for you.
Did you know a cartoon called Tom And Jerry exists?
the absolute state of zoomers
emperor uriel septim vii Speaking for zoomers we are pretty stupid
Lyrics:
"Ching Chen hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear to god
I'm the Bang Paul
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me at all
But I'm going to still be a Bang Paul"
"Beware! You can't unhear this, once you've read this."
This is the best comment but why its underrated
The first line is Indian Auntie, then it would be complete
AH YESSSSSSS
Sorry, maybe it's because I'm from Hong Kong, I can unhear this as will. 🥺
Copied
这个视频让我摆脱了抑郁症，谢谢
XD
Si es verdad 😂
是的，它也幫助了我
XD
@Sebastián Tapias XD
I'm born Chinese, but I've never felt this asian in all my life.
your profile pic match the comment
same bro im chinese too, this song reminds me how asian i am
@sossa90 i dont, thats the last thing i'll ever do and i dont live in china
edit : before the comment was gone, the dude asked me if i eat bats
What does this means?
As a fellow Asian, I can relate
OiI
And it was his/her father who gave birth.
@@Ares-hi2hw hol up hol up hol up....... *wat*
mines.0000000003% Chinese 😎
i
As a chinese I approve
Parents: The internet is very dangerous
The internet:
@Idkwhatonamemyself And that's the name. oh sorrry
This is so accurate for hell
Joseph Fried Chicken
FPX ch1ng coronasense macro RAZER UNDETECTED?? AWS RIOT HACK? 100DOINB RYZE HACK？
DOINB WORLD CHAMPION WITH 1 UNDETECTED TRICK INJECT?? 英雄联盟 400 CS 24 MIN WTF?
Lol
1:22 when he said "Kim Jong in the dungeon" I felt that 🔥🔥
You are wrong and I will prove it. He says clearly "Kitchen in the dungeon" 🗿
My food in the microwave be like:
The cat doesn’t stand however, goes limp
It’s funny because it’s a cat.
it's funny because it's referencing left over chinese food.
@ButteredDangels you microwave your food for 1 hour? Xdxd
You can’t look up while your tongue is out.
Karen after saying "Bonjour" in the Indian restaurant
north japaneee: lvl 100
Or after saying «Gracias» in a sushi restaurant
If anyone wanna know, you actually greet with 'namaste' which is like hello but in Hindi.
I don't get this joke in the slightest...
Next level lol
We gotta respect Tom for keeping Kim Jong Un in the dungeon
Imagine a boss battle with a Genetically modified Kim Jong Un turned into a bio weapon, continuely dodging the ranged attacks where he throws at you mini nukes with his four arms.
sounds normal to me
So that is why he's missing Kim is in a dungeon
@@BasedBelkan8492 yes
I hear kitchen in the dungeon lol
I have listened to this repeat for quite sometime now, The beat within the beat in the background is awesome 🔥
0% drugs
0% bad words
0.1% Made From China
99.9% Kim Jong Is In A Dungeon
Now i can't unhear it
Kitchen*
Have you ever heard of the RUclips kadz, he’s reallly good
kitchen not kim jong
I hear kitchen
When the Corona virus ends this will play in the credits.
Underrated comments lmao
Underrated comment tbhlossus
Hahhaahah
Brilliant
Lol
me after saying "Arigato" in the Mexican restaurant
Me after saying "gracias" in the Japanese restaurant
Garcias😎👍
@@medjed7268 That's just Alfa's joke but worse. Why are you here?
jajajajajajajajajaja
Me after saying Arigato after achieving the ultimate power using a ancient technique passed down to generations and killing the United States President.
非常好音乐，爱来自小熊维尼
Seriously, even if you are a Chinese You can't understand what he is singing
bruh he is just tryna tell his kitchen is trapped in the dungeon with a duckhole and kim jong
@@ProBaby72 and swearing not to bang paul
@@katus492 too late
@@katus492 logan paul:records body in asia
chinese tom who trapped hitler in his dungeon:oh yea its all comin together
wow
0% sex
0% drugs
0% cussing
100% Kitchen in the dungeon
kitchen in the sunshine : )
dog dungeon
Kim jong un in dungeon
Kim jong in the dungeon
Minecraft dungeons
Lyrics:
Ching Cheng hanji
Cheng chanchii y ñou
Kitchen in the dungeon
I'm swimming on the back home
Fool maranga teach you ona wanga
Wakanda we were swimming on the Hong Kong
Thanks tom
I dead XD
Im deaddd ☠️☠️☠️
Lmao
and do fool i am not touching you
Lyrics :
Ching cheng hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear to god I bang Paul
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me
I still going to bang Paul...
underrated
Karens after saying “Gracias” to the Iraqi waiter:
Christopher Columbus after saying Namaste to native Americans.
@@amirakavulture5951 jajaj true dat
after saying "köszönöm" to the indonesian postman
Me after saying "Guten Tag" to a Polish person on the 1st of September
Original
14 year old girl: *opens tiktok*
Chinese intelligence official:
lmaooo
lolllllllllllll
@@Asberrrrrr smh imagine think that china runs every social media. BTW dont forget to praise Putin
@@Asberrrrrr facebook>
@@Asberrrrrr you really think only tiktok is like that?
When he said "Hitler in a dungeon" I felt that😔👊💀
He needs to be in my dungeon... 🥵😈
its "kitchen in the dungeon"
@@Antonion.t We know
Dammit, now I can't unhear it...
This comment is stolen
Movies in the 90's when a Chinese character enters:
real
Real
I’m Chinese and I seriously don’t understand a single word he’s saying
Edit: Hey everyone, I didn't expect this to blow up so quickly, but let me clear some questions in the replies. First, I am bilingual, though I wouldn't call myself an expert. I was born in America as Chinese, but I can still understand most Chinese phrases. Second, I'm currently living in the US, not in China, so there is no firewall blocking my access to RUclips.
He says Chin Cheng Hanji
@@Ypog_UA wise words
@@Ypog_UA deep,we live in a society
China
He's saying that he's gonna bang paul, are you deaf?
When the world ends this will play as it's credits
This is on my funeral playlist
I wish I could upvote this comment 10 times lol
*You got the Corona ending!*
Wait the movie ending or the real life one
lmaooo good one
I'm listening this song while on a zoom class, and the subject is Chinese culture
Nice
hahahaha
*Edication 100*
Setting the mood be like
*Ching Cheng Hanji* 100
Teacher: we have a transfer student from china
Me trying to communicate with him:
“你说唱能力挺好”
lmao
Hahhahaahahahhaahahahahhahahhahhahwhhaahahahahhahahhahaa. A
@@colk5373 cheap try..
@@therealmodernwalking9695 cheap tricks
JK Rowling’s brain trying to come up with a name for her Asian character.
😂😂😂
Harry POT-ter
Proofs that tom was always chinese ruclips.net/video/6S9Zf7GQk54/видео.html
ms. CHANG, hahaha
Herro porchang
americans: "asians are really good at math"
my brain in math class in 3rd grade:
im asian ando feelthis ;-;
I'm Asian and I feel like this
@@h4ck3rm4n3 same im asian and i fail every math test
Im not Asian and I still feel like this
Bruh im asian bad at math
lyrics:
チン・チェン・ハンジ
全然触れられない
ダンジョン内のキッチン
神に誓ってポールを殴る
バカ、あなたには触れてないよ
私のママは私を愛していなかった
私はまだポールを殴るつもりです
All memes and jokes aside, the remix is pretty sick
Oh my god I was literally scrolling down to see this comment, agreed
Nah
Yep
This is just the chin cheng chon chin trap part looped one hour
There is no remix
When you buy an iPhone but it has a play store
underrated comment
Prashant Annamalai sad but true
HAHAHA
Lmao what a dumb seller,they gave you a better product
Stolen
To anyone wondering what this "Chin Chen hanji" means. It's actually 近前看细 "Jin Qian Kan Xi", which means "getting closer and take a careful look".ruclips.net/video/Yb01Qi5FbtE/видео.html, this is the original Peking Opera play, you can find it at 17:20 of this video.
This piece is from a classical Beijing Opera play 铡美案 (Zha Mei An), basically a story about a man named Chen Shi Mei (陈世美) became the No.1 in the National Government Officials Selection Examination. The emperor appreciate his ability so he decide to marry his daughter to this Chen. But Chen had already married and had a child with his wife back in his hometown. However, Chen is greedy, he wants to marry the princess and live a luxury life, so he lied to the emperor he's not married yet, and abandoned his wife and child. And in order to keep his secret unkown, he hired a killer to murder his own wife and kid, the wife luckily survived and went to the capital city and ask the famous Judge Bao (包拯，包青天) for help. At then Chen is already the son in law of the emperor, and the princess begged Judge Bao for mercy to Chen. However Judge Bao is famous for uprightness, even this will hurt the reputation of the royal and princess, he executed Chen and made the justice done.
See? Nobody cares
@@squishyninjalite1818 actually i wonder the lyrics
meaning so uuh its help me so stop being an idiot ? he said to anyone wondering right ? not you, if you didnt mean that way then sorry :v
@@leo.7594 it's just a joke
You know meme?
@@squishyninjalite1818 ok ı already said 'if you didnt mean that way then sorry' its just there is lots of jerk rlly think like that
@@leo.7594 k. Im sorry
Kangen banget ama jaman ini😢 dulu gw baru tau kalo uploadernya orang indo ternyata😅
Lyrics:
Ginsheng Hottie
Can't touch hero
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear it on the bank cow
Fool man I'm watching you
My momma wasn't lovely
I swear it on the bank cow
Lol
its bang paul
This might be the real lyrics
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: *dies*
My items in Minecraft:
Chinese Tom be more loyal doe and doesnt just despawn after a few minutes
Underrated comment
Lool
Once I died in server so all laying on ground items were deleted because of planned cleaning.
Just an amateur who cares
When you drink water with chopsticks
bruh what
Bro?
bruh i actually laughed at this
XD
*What*
*How*
I might have just had this on repeat while I sleeped 😂
Sleeped😭
@@JColeGlazer754 yes sleeped
@@GreyWeaver-c4n its slept btw :D
@@GreyWeaver-c4n slept* sorry
I searched “Tom ching chong” and im glad it can still be found
I mean thats basically what it sounds like lel
I put Chinese tom and I am glad that worke
@@sebokimre8497 BRUH
Same
I put Thomas cat meme, lol
Ching Chen Hanji
Cant touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear to god
I'm the bang paul
Fool i'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me
I swear to god
I'm the bang paul
@Bekhzod Musaev It was a joke
@@raginglegend2096 yeah he also made a joke
@@yaryardays957 Jesus I made this at night weird I do remember watchung this tho
Ur bored right,
@@logic5029 nah I’m good
Real Lyrics:
chin cheng hanji
cant touch me at all
kitchen in a dungeon
I swear to god Im the Bang Paul
fool, im not touching you
My mama wasnt lovely
I swear to god im the Bang Paul
Dis one is the most accurate lol :D
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the lyrics
Your a fucking legend I found this so funny no idea why
First one I hear Chicken Benji-
โอ้พระสงฆ์😱 ฉันไม่เคยเห็นแมวสีฟ้าหมุน360มาก่อน🥰
คุณช่วยสอนฉันใน24ชั่วโมง💛
ª
Lyrics:
Ching cheng hanji
Cheng hanji ye' know
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear the door to duckhole
Fool whaddup whatcha doin
Another one wont'a probably hurt
Swimming on the duckhole
Потрясающе, дайте мне это разслышать теперь
@@chuck-norris Подтверждаю
Не ну тут по фактам
ohh my god.. this really made me laugh audibly..
@Cross ZxZ blyatiful*
Nobody:
Six year old me on an office chair:
WTF I am also the same XDD
21*
LMAO SAME
I do this past 6
I too spin around on the office chair with a record plate on my head playing «chin cheng hanji»
Can’t believe you watched this for 1hr and never notice Tom’s tail is missing
He be tuckin
tuckin in the checks he is
tail plug lmao
I don't realize till i see this comment
Wooah dude i Never noticed and i watched this a few times mind blown dude
Loosely translated to Jamaican as "Listen auntie, tet me talk to you know kim chi in a dungeon, or Selena Gomez, bang pow, fool..."
Can’t tell you why, but I find myself returning to listen to at least 5 minutes of this each day
Its just that good.
We all do as well.
We all can relate
lawl
Gnerf or gnothimg.
Lyrics:
Chin is handy,
Cant touch me at all,
Kitchen in the dungeon,
i swear ill go to bank, Paul,
Fool im not touching you,
My mama wasn't lovely,
I swear ill go to bank, Paul.
Oh ma gah you just got +50 social credit by figuring out the lyrics
i can never unhear this
@@secretaccount8045 same
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 social credit
+5 social credit
*American moms after saying konnichiwa to the Indian waiter at the Mexican restaurant:*
LOL This is underrated.
I sense an earthquake here...
Ok this is funny
Mrs. Worldwide
*m r s . w o r l d w i d e*
es icreible que llevo mediahora de cancion
0% sex
0% drugs
0% cussing
100% Chin Chen Hanchi
nice funny number :D
My like is 100th
He says i SWEAR to god i bang paul
"I swear I'm going to bang Paul."
Might be a bit more than 0% sex, is all I'm saying.
Stolen comment. Come up with an original comment my guy.
Popular opinion:This actually good song
I stand with you on this “opinion”
Not opinion
Is fact
I want to Stan this song
Indeed
only this part, the female part of the song is so boring
BTS been real quiet since this dropped..
lmao
LOL
The reason why BTS quite because this song just ended they career.
I literally told my teacher this is BTS
This is real Kpop
Jìnqián kàn qí qiáng shàng xiězhe
qínxiānglián nián sānshí'èr suì nà zhuàng gào dāng cháo
fùmǎ láng qī jūnwáng mán huángshàng
nà huǐhūn nán'ér zhāo dōng chuáng
jìnqián kàn qí qiáng shàng xiězhe
qínxiānglián nián sānshí'èr suì nà zhuàng gào dāng cháo
fùmǎ láng qī jūnwáng mán huángshàng
nà huǐhūn nán'ér zhāo dōng chuáng
lyrics:
(my original):
ching cheng hanji
holding apple up
chopping it im hungry
i swear im going numb now
food being butchered
you no nana, i no happy
im being buried right now
(it's about nana giving me a poisoned apple, at least it makes sense, lol)
(normal):
kitchen
kim jong she knew
kitchen in assertion
i'm swing the dong the dunk now
full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love
we are swing a donk a duck now
Ching Cheng Hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul.
Indian auntie
Ten tons Theodore
Teaching in the dungeon
I'm swingin' on the bench now
Full man in Gucci
Day banana, goose is happy
I'm swingin' on the bench now
kitchen
kim jong she knew
kitchen in assertion
i'm swing the dong the dunk now
full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love
we are swing a donk a duck now
Ching Cheng Hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul.
Indian auntie
Ten tons Theodore
Teaching in the dungeon
I'm swingin' on the bench now
Full man in Gucci
Day banana, goose is happy
I'm swingin' on the bench now
kitchen
kim jong she knew
kitchen in assertion
i'm swing the dong the dunk now
full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love
we are swing a donk a duck now
Ching Cheng Hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul.
Indian auntie
Ten tons Theodore
Teaching in the dungeon
I'm swingin' on the bench now
Full man in Gucci
Day banana, goose is happy
I'm swingin' on the bench now
kitchen
kim jong she knew
kitchen in assertion
i'm swing the dong the dunk now
full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love
we are swing a donk a duck now
Ching Cheng Hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul.
Indian auntie
Ten tons Theodore
Teaching in the dungeon
I'm swingin' on the bench now
Full man in Gucci
Day banana, goose is happy
I'm swingin' on the bench now
kitchen
kim jong she knew
kitchen in assertion
i'm swing the dong the dunk now
full man a gucci do a mamma who's in love
we are swing a donk a duck now
Ching Cheng Hanji
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the dungeon
I swear the God I'm the Bang Pau
Fool I'm not touching you
My mama wasn't love me at all I'm still gonna Bang Paul.
Indian auntie
Ten tons Theodore
Teaching in the dungeon
I'm swingin' on the bench now
Full man in Gucci
Day banana, goose is happy
I'm swingin' on the bench now
ill add mour
underrated comment, thank you for putting these all together
Seriously...
Man😂😂
*K I T C H E N I N A S S E R T I O N 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳*
I'm just a teen
Documentary:*talking about asia*
Background music:
Yessir
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
W1 NR Wasn't expecting that
but it'll do
@@w1nr322 u got me
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts.
I agree
Fire
Hitler in dungeon
*Hitler in a dungeon*
Kim Jung un in dungeon
Working in C for days without sleep, now when i see Tom i hear that music.
When you accidentally set your phone's language to Chinese and can't find options anymore
but you so smart that you rebember the options button: 0:04
@E Walters oof level - big
@@shadybandit7 jin chen kang ji
I can help you bc im chinese
@BADTOM THE ANGRY MAN 我觉得他们听不懂我们所说的话
7 year old me eating ramen:
Hahahhhaahahahaha the longer the song the funnier the comments are
I'm about to eat some
*bUt rAmEn CoMeS fRoM jApAn!!!*
Lol
Your profile pic is like the best anime in the year.
Tiktok girl: OH MY GOD YAAAAS QUEEN, LETS DO A TIK TOK RIGHT NOW!
Chinese Spies:
Those lucky men
@Listannur _19 Agreed
@Listannur _19 lol
No way out bro. You got Instagram with their FBI agents and then TikTok with their commie secret agents. Failure is the only option
*children in de dungeon*
obrigado
When 猫驱逐舰 joins the game and kills everyone
Hahaha, so true
Cat destroyer?
Wtf, it never happened to me, I don't understand the meme, everytime where there is some chinese guy, he has like 800 ping and gets killed by everyone, eventually leaves the game
Unless you're playing hide and seek
I dont know but when I play games there is always japanese but no chinese
Michael Jackson has gone awfully quiet since this dropped.
He’s gotten pretty quiet ever since he dropped
@No Name you spelled raping children wrong
Even Beethoven and Mozart are quiet
they're too scared
@@maxihax2187 damn bruh
@Retendo he wasnt a child molestor
Minecraft food on the ground be like:
I feel that
why is this underated
@@irrelevanttroll3312 nobody playin mc
@@hazel9311 nah its popular
It’s funny because it’s Minecraft
This song is a masterpiece there's nothing that's gonna beat this song
Nobody:
Cars in the selection screen:
Back to Reddit you go, normie!
underrated comment lmao
didnt espect tom to do that ;)
Lmao GT3
Unnecessary "Nobody:"
Team: losing
Guy with Chinese name joining:
😂😂😂😂😂😂 so true
Lol good one 🤣
He Will Do The Job
Its usually japaense
*Oh my goodness....*
Jin and Ganghi
Can't touch me at all
Kitchen in the Sand shirt
I Swear I got the bank cow
Fooled moma bungie
My moma wasn't lovely
I swear I got the bank cow
those are the lyrics
y e s
Why does the "My momma wasn't lovely" part sound so clear??
@@Grieos idk bro
Pay attention and try imagine them saying these lyrics in english
Crimson can't see
King Chang
She is Noah
King chang in a dang jug
i swear to god to bank cow
fool! i'm not touching you
My momma was bad boy
i swung a gung to bank cow
46:18 this part is my favourite
Me: what's the WiFi password
Friends: on the back of router
Back of router:
here is the password:
Jin qian kan ki
Qiang shang xie zhuo
Qin xiang lian nian shan shi
Er sui na zhuang gao dang qiao
Fu ma nang, xi jun huang man huang shang, na hui fen nanr zhao dong chang.
@ g a o d a n g
Really underrated
Made in china
Me after watching one Jackie Chan movie
I, too, become a cat spinning on a record player with a vinyl record on top of my hat after watching a movie starring Jackie Chan.
@@chefdog6033 i love ip man series
this song remind me of Jackie Chan the animated serie
When he said:
金千刊
强商协 秦香连年山石
*I didn't understand that*
But i felt that
Proof that tom has always been chinese
ruclips.net/video/6S9Zf7GQk54/видео.html
that moment when he says "永远不会放弃你，永远不会让你失望" just hits different.
Im from Italy and i confirm that Tom is a real Asian.
Nobody:
Games loading screens:
It's funny cuz its true xD
Lol
Invisible GG lmao ikr
Underrted
yeah and it somehow loads for 1 hour
Americans when they say "Ni hao" in the Japanese restaurant.
Can confirm
Lmfao
Well it's not actually trigger them. But please never say konichiwa in chinese restaurant it was my very big mistake so yo-
@@Stephen-vq1wc yeah Chinese hate Japanese because of warcrimes
@@extraditori6604 help please they tell me something in mandarin and say dirty Nihon scum. Please they cut off my leg
Lyrics:
Jin and Ganghi
Can't bungee at all
Kitchen in the dessert
I swear I go to bed now
Fu man I'm watching you
Another one wants a coffe
I swear I go to bed now :D
Wow how did you find this?
I always hear "bungee at all" as "Theodore"
U been watchin this a lot xD
Dude i found the actual lyric lol ruclips.net/video/M0AQsDtxIYI/видео.html
*Hisoka has entered the chat*
I speak Chinese also 。我们都会很开心很幸福了我喜欢这个夏天可以接受这种情况来定去
Some guy with nickname 你是勝利兒子嗎: **joins the game**
Also he: **starts coughing at the start of the round**
Me and the whole team:
yessir
Dead joke
Run
Тоже играл с модом Дивайн рпг?))
кста меч жоский, правда прочности мало у него))0
When you say konnichiwa in chinese restaurant
Stalin, you're god damn right
@@lordfoogii8421 WE’RE goddamn right
@@themandalorianfan7219 ah yes
Dont eat kids pls
Is this the new Justin Y?
0% drugs
0% nudity
50% Kitchen in the dungeon
50% Ching cheng panty
And how to unhear tht kitchen....
lmao
@@Dog_Knot_ kim jong in the dungeon
AlonePirate Kim jong in the dungeon
@@Chriscraft-ug3sz i hear both and both of them funny lol
Tom giving Buddhist Shaolin monk vibes. ❤️🇺🇸
Kids - bts
Mens - chinese egg man singing
Gods - ching cheng hanji.
Us !
Hin Hen hanchi
I'm God man B)
Men's? Wtf lol
Ok but I listen to the 3 things
n word 0%
Swear words 0%
drugs 0%
Kitchen in the dungeon 100%.
My wife: Are you even listening to me?
My mouth: Yes, dear.
My brain:
What wife
чин чан чочи чан чочи
Wife ,we don't do that here sir sorry.
Ты был пойман, русский агент под прикрытием
@@kernyrie4455 no Russians k
im not the only that finds this relaxing right?
Your not
Your not
Your not
Your not
Nope