I cannot believe a kid almost got away with nicking a baby penguin. I can image 20 years form now that the kid now a grown adult takes his kids to the zoo and sees the baby penguin now a full grown one glaring daggers at him and giving him the cut throat gesture with it's right flipper XD
I did this kinda, work for 1 company but flipped between 3 stores open one and close another kind of deal. This guy was buying fish stuff in the am and I told him that another story will have what he is looking for. So he goes to that store and I forgot about him and said welcome to x. He looked like he saw a ghost and yelled do you just live at company x?
@@fishlady7930 I mean, if working there makes you happy then go for if. If it doesn't, you can always steal the teleporter, sell it on the black market and be rich.
Every guy ever: Same hair? Check. Same clothes? Check. Just got to check her shoes. Oh, they're not the exact same pair she walked out with this morning. My mistake.
It's an understandable mistake to make for the type of people who don't look down while walking. He was probably one of them thus didn't see the shoes then. Since the manager mentioned them, he must be the type to look down while walking without knowing there are others who don't do that.
I have a similar story to the penguin one... A friend of my sister-in-law was at the zoo with her son when he suddenly went missing. He came back before there was enough time to panic, but his backpack was wet and he wouldn't explain why or how. When they got home he shut himself in the bathroom, and the mother opened the door to find the bathtub filled with water and a small penguin inside. ...how many kids stealing penguins are there out there?
Im so sad that all zoos I visited as a kid had penguins only in very contained areas, behind walls and glass and stuff, so its probably impossible for a small kid to randomly steal a penguin. Would definitely have tried! xD
Did the penguin thief happen to have a teacher who had a son whose RUclips username was Hamish Stewart, one Hamish who also commented on this exact same Rslash video?
....I can't really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public. This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different. Spot the difference?
@@slevinchannel7589 you're right...it's not normal to slap a stranger on the ass. Public doesn't matter. If your trying to say it's abnormal to play with your significant other in public, I don't think thats true. It is definitely something normal people do.
Twins must have a hard time with that a lot because it is hard to work into a conversation. Especially when your just trying to live separate lives. I know some twins and they never lead with that but I understand why.
My cousins are fraternal twins but they look basically identical, and they have been sporting drastically different haircuts since they were like five years old to avoid that lol
Here in Ireland a group of lads stole a few penguins from Dublin zoo during the night and released them on O'Connell street in Dublin. Very confused people on their way to work called in seeing penguins walking around the city centre.
@@lampguy9084 that's legal,oh wait south america nvm thought it's the balkans because every day i wake up i at least commit 3 war crimes in the morning
Id like to think the guy from the very last story thought he was dreaming or in a videogame where every store clerk is the same model 😂 Either that or he thought the girl could teleport
I had two identical twins in my class and they would actually go out of their way to make sure that people couldn't tell them apart. They frequently swapped classes with each other in high school, even though they were both taking different foreign language classes. Also, in my psychology class in senior year, we had both of them. It took the teacher a solid week to realize that she had both twins in the same period.
Oh wow the kids party one 😂 it reminds me of what happened to a friend of my sister. He was having trouble finding our house and went to the wrong house, which wasn't a house with kids, but a BROTHEL.
My grandfather (over 65 at the time) had a kind of similar experience to one of these stories. He was in the hospital for a checkup appointment and answering questions for the NP who was filling out forms. She asked him if he did drugs, but he misheard her and thought she asked if he drove, so he answered "yes". She was shocked and asked "really?", and he answered "yeah, all the time". Fortunately his wife was with him and had heard correctly so she said "[NAME] you do not do drugs!".
I cant really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public. This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different. Spot the difference, i hope?
The penguin story sounds very similar to a story my mother used to tell from the school she used to teach in, except the kid actually managed to take it home and put it in the bathtub.
That last story reminds me of the restaurant/gas station down the street. There is this teenage kid who is there working every single day, every time I go in there. I was a little worried about how many hours this kid who should still be in high school was working until one day there were two of them there at the same time. AH HA!
My dad and uncle are twins. They both worked at bouncers at bars a few blocks away from eachother. They loved it when they got to kick someone out, walkie-talkie over an update, and look at the expression on the person's face when they get denied entry by "the same guy" that just kicked them out of the other bar
I always thought penguins were adorable, and would make sweet pets. Had no idea it was so easy to get one! Will you please excuse me? I think I might like to go visit the zoo this afternoon!
You are reminding me a lot of a book I read a few times as a kid. For a 1950's-ish kid's book, Mr. Popper's Penguins gives a pretty believable idea of what it would be like to take care of a family of penguins in an American family home. In short: baby-proofing, lots of small objects collected in the refrigerator (and no room for food), wearing your winter clothes everywhere, and lots of your budget goes toward small whole fish. They are very friendly and endearing, but keeping just one will make him lonely.
I love the twin story. There were three sets of twins in my year at school - two fraternal, one identical. When we graduated our yearbook had a lookalikes page and evidently the yearbook committee had been sitting on this joke for at least a year because the identical twins were pictured as lookalikes of each other
Well, from my experience, doctors will underestimate the pain you say you're in and knock it down a couple notches so it's in your best interest to exaggerate your pain 🤣the only time I've ever been treated like I wasn't lying about my level of pain was when I had six broken ribs, a broken back, a broken sternum, and internal bleeding. They couldn't pretend that it didn't hurt lmao
the toddler in the shoping cart thing...i'm pretty sure this happened to me, as the toddler. Not sure but I have a very very foggy memory of some random lady pushing my cart
The penguin story was unambiguously done 100% on purpose, did this video used to be titled "accidentally"? Because if so, that means we can actually shame him into telling the truth and not lying for clickbait, good. It makes the channel look more presentable.
15:46 this has the be the best story from this video. It’s straight up hilarious “ how many jobs do you have” haha imagine just seeing the same person at 4 different locations as an employee
The one about mistaken identity, my dad did the same thing when my parents were dating, except he didn't playfully insult her. The woman looked almost exactly like my mom, like twins. The woman was about to mace him until mom walked up and was equally shocked at the resemblance. Weird part was, she panicked hardcore, drop the item she was holding and ran. Still have no clue. For a few years, people walked up to my mom saying a different name which was almost like my mom's name. (Like: Sandra and Andrea, but more closer.)
When I was in South Africa some little shits were throwing rocks at the penguins at Boulder Beach. Let’s just say they found out penguins have teeth the hard way.
@@ramanavr2344 they have some sort of "teeth", I know, I was bitten by one in the zoo, when I was teaching my kids to not pet the penguins. They was behind a knee high stone wall, that kids could reach over. But didn't realize, that a penguin was standing in my blind spot, right next to my hand. Whack, and I was bleading.
@@ramanavr2344 Penguins don't have teeth like we do, but they have little spikes inside their mouth and or their tongue to help them swallow fish. You can google it if you want
@@ramanavr2344 Boulder beach is a beach with loads of massive rocky boulders, and penguins also live there, so the people and penguins would be in the water together
When I was in high school I called a friend's home. A woman answered and started awkwardly asking me who I am and why I want to talk to him. Turned out it was a wrong number, and she had a 3yr old son with the same name as my friend. We had a laugh
That reminded me of something I oops on about 12yrs ago...me my bf at the time went to visit a friend of ours for their bday (we had cake and balloons too) we got to the apartment complex and kinda forgot which floor they were on. So we went to the 1st floor with the apt number we had remembered...and lo and behold a 6yr old little boy answered the door...looked so excited that 2 strangers just randomly brought cake and balloons. We both froze and said so sorry wrong apartment. And when we quickly left I could hear the boy asking his mom "so it's not my extra birthday?" Ooooo I felt so bad 😳
The first story reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Peggy took her class on a field trip down to Mexico, and ended up bringing back a native girl, despite the fact that the girl kept on telling Peggy she lived in Mexico.
I cracked up laughing at the sheer absurdity of a penguin in a duffel bag. Just why and how did a kid have a duffel bag and how did no one see him do it?
The same odds that of me being set up on a blind date by my friends but missed it because a guy matching the description was there so I went with him instead. Accidentally of course. We even had *_pAsSiOnAteLy hUgGiNG_* all night. Then come to find out he’s a senior in university whilst I am a freshman in highschool. I never saw him again. Shame
The twin story reminded me of my cousin. She has the exact same name as a famous singer/pop star. Back when this happened she worked with hr in a fairly big company. She was selected to go to India to teach a team of coworkers in their India division. Later when she was back home she got a phone call from the Indian team who was so impressed with her. How she managed to have a successful office career and be a postar. How humbled they were by her and so on. She was so confused about what they were talking about and did not know how to respond. Eventually asked why they thought she was a popstar. Turns out they had gone searching for her on Facebook and the first one showing was the singer. As both were blonde and had the same name they were certain that they had been visited and knew a star.
Can you imagine how it was like to the guy that saw the same person at several different working places? It reminds me of the whole shifting realities thingy. If I were in his shoes, I'd be tripping and terrified.
There are names that come in and out of popularity, so much so that most years can be boiled down to a few popular names. So statistically it isn't totally impossible, or even all that unlikely given the amount of people who share any particular name. For example Mary is the most popular girls name in the US and makes up about ~3% of all girl names given or about 4 million people.
The story of the mom grabbing the wrong cart kinda reminded me of something I did when I was little. We went to the mall after church my mom was wearing a red dress. As we were leaving the mall I noticed my mom was walking in a different direction so I ran up to her thinking it was my mom grabbing her dress and saying wait for me. And then I heard my mom call out my name. I looked up and lady was a blonde. I was in complete shock. You could say I was red with complete embarrassment. I apologize and ran to my mom and my older brother. I've never made that mistake again. It was all good the blond lady told me I wasn't her mother after I took notice.
I think it's awesome that another kid snitched on the kid who stole the penguin because penguins are very violent in certain cases. If you didn't know, a penguin can have a peck/bite strong enough to cause Cuts deep enough that needs 32 stitches. One of my family members worked at a zoo and during the feeding of the Penguins he got bit really bad by an emperor penguin. He indeed needed 32 stitches
The baby story reminds me of a time I was at walmart and almost accidentally stole someone's purse. I had an empty cart and stopped by the vending machines to get a soda. It was out of order so I just turned around and grabbed my cart and started to walk away when I felt this tug on the cart and an "excuse me!" I turn to see this woman giving me a deathglare only to look down and see her purse was in the cart and I had grabbed the wrong one. I apologized profusely but she didn't say anything and just stared daggers. Probably looked like I was trying to steal her purse but I'm not nearly smooth enough to try something like that. Still embarrasses me thinking theres some woman out there that thinks I'm a theif over an accident.
The penguin story: 1. "Eat it before it melts" - a penguin is a type of chocolate biscuit in the UK. They are individually wrapped, pretty common in a packed lunch or snack. 2. Edinburgh zoo has a 'penguin parade' in the early afternoon every day. Penguins literally follow a route through the zoo towards their lunch. IIRC, some prefer to just wander around the zoo most of the time. I don't know if any other zoo also does this, but there's a lot of 'why...?' questions. I can see how this happened, although he must have found a really tiny penguin! Naturally & in captivity penguins never developed a fear of man. (If you've never seen March of the Penguins, they're pretty amazing animals & that's an excellent film.)
I walked into the wrong party last month. I was in Daytona for a friend's funeral and a few hours after headed to his wife's house. It was dark by then and the addresses were really confusing. I saw a house with a lot of cars, so I stopped there and walked inside. I grabbed a beer in the fridge and then saw no one there that I recognized. People were dressed like they were in a gala, while I was dressed business casual. I don't know if they noticed me or not, but I dipped out and took the beer with me. My friend's house was a few more houses down.
Alright...let's not kid ourselves here: y'all thought about the "Penguins of Madagascar" when you saw that title. Go on, admit it... No...? Just me...? ...Meh.
i think that i it is funney that every time that you say something like "for those of you who are listining not watching..." i just run back to my comp
I cannot believe a kid almost got away with nicking a baby penguin. I can image 20 years form now that the kid now a grown adult takes his kids to the zoo and sees the baby penguin now a full grown one glaring daggers at him and giving him the cut throat gesture with it's right flipper XD
😂
Bruh!😂😂
This has to be the origin story of one of the Madagascar penguins
@@SporkSlayer Private 100%. That penguin has seen something.
Kowalski?
Kowalski!?
Imagine seeing the "same person", at 4 different jobs, in a single day. That'd be weird.
glitch in the matrix
I did this kinda, work for 1 company but flipped between 3 stores open one and close another kind of deal. This guy was buying fish stuff in the am and I told him that another story will have what he is looking for. So he goes to that store and I forgot about him and said welcome to x. He looked like he saw a ghost and yelled do you just live at company x?
@@fishlady7930 Well, do you?
@@Fruity_Punk I have a teleporter in the back to go between each store. But seriously and sadly yes I just spend more time at work then anywhere else.
@@fishlady7930 I mean, if working there makes you happy then go for if. If it doesn't, you can always steal the teleporter, sell it on the black market and be rich.
Every guy ever: Same hair? Check. Same clothes? Check. Just got to check her shoes. Oh, they're not the exact same pair she walked out with this morning. My mistake.
"I mean seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes??" - Red
I don’t get it
@@92jwiener Especially when you’re looking backwards
He really didn't look at the shoes,if his gf was wearing sandles and she was wearing boots it would be fine,not similar everything else,easy mistake
It's an understandable mistake to make for the type of people who don't look down while walking. He was probably one of them thus didn't see the shoes then.
Since the manager mentioned them, he must be the type to look down while walking without knowing there are others who don't do that.
"No officer! Its not what you think! I kidnapped that child by accident!"
Gives me "i drop kicked that child as self defence officer" vibes
Fellow Techno fan?
Techno fan!
Must be one of us
Lol yes I do drugs. Omg nurse think about it
Blood for the Blood God!
I have a similar story to the penguin one...
A friend of my sister-in-law was at the zoo with her son when he suddenly went missing. He came back before there was enough time to panic, but his backpack was wet and he wouldn't explain why or how.
When they got home he shut himself in the bathroom, and the mother opened the door to find the bathtub filled with water and a small penguin inside.
...how many kids stealing penguins are there out there?
Im so sad that all zoos I visited as a kid had penguins only in very contained areas, behind walls and glass and stuff, so its probably impossible for a small kid to randomly steal a penguin. Would definitely have tried! xD
Did the penguin thief happen to have a teacher who had a son whose RUclips username was Hamish Stewart, one Hamish who also commented on this exact same Rslash video?
I cracked up laughing with the "How many jobs do you have?!!" xDD
I DID TOO, OMG! XD
Same.
kinda reminds me of larry from gumball lol
i would've said "i work at every store on this block"
7 how about you?
Bet that last dude thought he was in a horror movie or there was a glitch in the matrix
....I can't really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public.
This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different.
Spot the difference?
@@slevinchannel7589 you're right...it's not normal to slap a stranger on the ass. Public doesn't matter.
If your trying to say it's abnormal to play with your significant other in public, I don't think thats true. It is definitely something normal people do.
Twins must have a hard time with that a lot because it is hard to work into a conversation. Especially when your just trying to live separate lives. I know some twins and they never lead with that but I understand why.
My cousins are fraternal twins but they look basically identical, and they have been sporting drastically different haircuts since they were like five years old to avoid that lol
Here in Ireland a group of lads stole a few penguins from Dublin zoo during the night and released them on O'Connell street in Dublin. Very confused people on their way to work called in seeing penguins walking around the city centre.
Ye someone young adults stole some penguins from a aquarium in Norway too... most of them didn't survive though.....
@@nameinprogress5962 That’s so terrible 😭😭😭
@@RomanianRebecca ye.... I know
Lmao, the lady going "Can I help you??" after being slapped and called a fucknugget just made me snort my hazelnut milk... XD
A fancy person I see
I’m playing
Hahaha yeah my reaction would have been a lot less pleasant. I have a black belt in taekwondo so they would have at least gotten a kick in the shins
My reaction would be to just blindly shoot my gun behind me
I would have turned and punched whoever did that and then watch as my very protective husband take a turn.
Oml- I just woke up and...
I KIDNAPPED A BABY OOPS
Oops I just committed several war crimes agenst the native populations of South America. Oops
Saaame
@@lampguy9084 that's legal,oh wait south america nvm thought it's the balkans
because every day i wake up i at least commit 3 war crimes in the morning
@@lampguy9084 omg you too??? whats the odds of that
'Bout your name, me to. Get me a puppy or a kitty
NOW DAD, GET ME A F---ING PUPPY
As a wise man said
"Noot noot."
@Burger Cat noot again*
I'm so so sorry
Id like to think the guy from the very last story thought he was dreaming or in a videogame where every store clerk is the same model 😂 Either that or he thought the girl could teleport
These might be some of the best r/TIFU stories I’ve heard in awhile
the part where 2 twins had 2 jobs right at the end makes me think he probably thinks she was stalking him
By working though? I don't think anybody would get multiple jobs at the off chance they'd run into the same shopper lol
Ok... but grammar though, Hidden Squid?
Squid-Lord?
I had two identical twins in my class and they would actually go out of their way to make sure that people couldn't tell them apart. They frequently swapped classes with each other in high school, even though they were both taking different foreign language classes. Also, in my psychology class in senior year, we had both of them. It took the teacher a solid week to realize that she had both twins in the same period.
that's funny af
i crown them the troll queens or kings
@@fitmotheyap That's pretty much what they were. Kings btw.
That's the dream!!
That reminds me of some characters from ouran host club a little bit
Honestly, if I had an identical twin, I would do the same thing. The possibilities are endless.
Oh wow the kids party one 😂 it reminds me of what happened to a friend of my sister. He was having trouble finding our house and went to the wrong house, which wasn't a house with kids, but a BROTHEL.
The best part of waking up, is Rslash in your cuuuup~♪
Bukkake much?
My grandfather (over 65 at the time) had a kind of similar experience to one of these stories. He was in the hospital for a checkup appointment and answering questions for the NP who was filling out forms. She asked him if he did drugs, but he misheard her and thought she asked if he drove, so he answered "yes". She was shocked and asked "really?", and he answered "yeah, all the time". Fortunately his wife was with him and had heard correctly so she said "[NAME] you do not do drugs!".
Lol if my bf had to pick me out of a lineup based on nothing but my shoes, I highly doubt he’d be able to
For real! That clerk wouldn't have been able to either
Yup. I'm a guy. Shoes are one of the last things I pay attention to in a person.
I cant really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public.
This is not like the other things; not a normal and funny mess-up. Its distinctively different.
Spot the difference, i hope?
Anyone else get excited when rslash tells his own story?
Meeeee
Omg yes, I haven't watched the entire video but just seeing this comment got me excited.
The "How many jobs do you have?" twins should each volunteer or pretend to work at random places the guy goes to and slowly break his mind.
The penguin story sounds very similar to a story my mother used to tell from the school she used to teach in, except the kid actually managed to take it home and put it in the bathtub.
Did your mom happen to teach the son of the friend of the SIL of fellow commenter and RUclips user "Silver Ally"?
Imagine if the child actually started eating the penguin
R/cursedcomments
c o n s u m e
A penguin is (also) a common type of chocolate biscuit in the UK.
*V O R E*
He probably tried that's why it was confused
6:32 I can't help but imagine that "Buenos Dias Mandy" meme playing out IRL right here XD.
(If you don't know what that is, it's this video: ruclips.net/video/SVQHGXHgS_E/видео.html)
That kid stealing the penguin story is an urban legend.
I spat out my water when I read the title... I am now getting new clothes.
That last story reminds me of the restaurant/gas station down the street. There is this teenage kid who is there working every single day, every time I go in there. I was a little worried about how many hours this kid who should still be in high school was working until one day there were two of them there at the same time. AH HA!
R/slash talking about his prank call reminds me of the time i prank called a random number that turned out to be my moms work
My dad and uncle are twins. They both worked at bouncers at bars a few blocks away from eachother.
They loved it when they got to kick someone out, walkie-talkie over an update, and look at the expression on the person's face when they get denied entry by "the same guy" that just kicked them out of the other bar
Hearing rslash laughing to himself like that is satisfying.
It is to me at least.
I always thought penguins were adorable, and would make sweet pets. Had no idea it was so easy to get one! Will you please excuse me? I think I might like to go visit the zoo this afternoon!
Mind if i join? xD
You are reminding me a lot of a book I read a few times as a kid.
For a 1950's-ish kid's book, Mr. Popper's Penguins gives a pretty believable idea of what it would be like to take care of a family of penguins in an American family home.
In short: baby-proofing, lots of small objects collected in the refrigerator (and no room for food), wearing your winter clothes everywhere, and lots of your budget goes toward small whole fish. They are very friendly and endearing, but keeping just one will make him lonely.
The kidney stone story was so funny and awesome. I’m for sure they needed that laugh. 😂
Man I would have loved to hold a penguin in a bag as a kid.
I tack at a barn sometimes and this is what helps pass time as I wait for the lessons! Thank you as always!!
I love the twin story. There were three sets of twins in my year at school - two fraternal, one identical. When we graduated our yearbook had a lookalikes page and evidently the yearbook committee had been sitting on this joke for at least a year because the identical twins were pictured as lookalikes of each other
Where are the RSlash Baby Bloopers!? I need them in my life!
r/TIFU is my favorite. And r/entitledparents. And r/AITA.
I like entitled an aita but I don't like tifu because I cringe alot
I'm personally a prorevenge kinda guy
I love r/TIFU and my fav is r/AITA
My favorite is murdered by words
@@Supernova-270 that's the point for me - knowing other people do as (or more) cringe things than I do. 😅
If the pain is a 10, you’re unconscious. This sounds more like a 9.
...These go to eleven.
Well, from my experience, doctors will underestimate the pain you say you're in and knock it down a couple notches so it's in your best interest to exaggerate your pain 🤣the only time I've ever been treated like I wasn't lying about my level of pain was when I had six broken ribs, a broken back, a broken sternum, and internal bleeding. They couldn't pretend that it didn't hurt lmao
@@k3upikachu Are you a POC or female, because there have been studies showing that doctors are less likely to believe women and POC
the toddler in the shoping cart thing...i'm pretty sure this happened to me, as the toddler. Not sure but I have a very very foggy memory of some random lady pushing my cart
How tf do u accidently kidnap a penguin?😭😭
I dont think it was an accident lol
It wasn't an accident lol
The penguin story was unambiguously done 100% on purpose, did this video used to be titled "accidentally"? Because if so, that means we can actually shame him into telling the truth and not lying for clickbait, good. It makes the channel look more presentable.
“There are no accidents”
@@Wendy_O._Koopa Hi there :) Nope, that's just my dumbass reading things wrong. Hope that clears things up
15:46 this has the be the best story from this video. It’s straight up hilarious “ how many jobs do you have” haha imagine just seeing the same person at 4 different locations as an employee
Imagine looking at someone who looks *exactly* like your girlfriend from behind and going “I better look at her shoes *just* to be sure.”
That Kid Wanted a Penguin, that Penguin Was so probably so confused
On this episode of rSlash, we see a future movie in the making:
Mr. Poppers Penguins; The Prequel
"Who's kid is this? 🤔😱 I guess I'm going to jail.."
Daily dose of rslash and tea!
I FORGOT TO MAKE TEA OMG
@@DeathProductions200 that’s why I drink water, and soda
@@lampguy9084 i drink tea and water. And the occasional sweet drink of any sort, (juice soda, anything really sweetened)
Penne mule lol being a Spanish speaker first this joke take a totally different level for me 😂
That last part did it for me today lmao 😂❤️
That last one is very fitting for the saying: "i'm x parallel dimensions ahead of you". Except it's twins working 2 jobs each...
The one about mistaken identity, my dad did the same thing when my parents were dating, except he didn't playfully insult her. The woman looked almost exactly like my mom, like twins. The woman was about to mace him until mom walked up and was equally shocked at the resemblance. Weird part was, she panicked hardcore, drop the item she was holding and ran. Still have no clue. For a few years, people walked up to my mom saying a different name which was almost like my mom's name. (Like: Sandra and Andrea, but more closer.)
When I was in South Africa some little shits were throwing rocks at the penguins at Boulder Beach. Let’s just say they found out penguins have teeth the hard way.
Is this true? I lost a couple brain cells from reading this
@@ramanavr2344 they have some sort of "teeth", I know, I was bitten by one in the zoo, when I was teaching my kids to not pet the penguins.
They was behind a knee high stone wall, that kids could reach over.
But didn't realize, that a penguin was standing in my blind spot, right next to my hand.
Whack, and I was bleading.
@@ramanavr2344 Penguins don't have teeth like we do, but they have little spikes inside their mouth and or their tongue to help them swallow fish. You can google it if you want
@@ramanavr2344 ye
@@ramanavr2344 Boulder beach is a beach with loads of massive rocky boulders, and penguins also live there, so the people and penguins would be in the water together
When I was in high school I called a friend's home. A woman answered and started awkwardly asking me who I am and why I want to talk to him. Turned out it was a wrong number, and she had a 3yr old son with the same name as my friend. We had a laugh
She probably thought her child was boss baby
That reminded me of something I oops on about 12yrs ago...me my bf at the time went to visit a friend of ours for their bday (we had cake and balloons too) we got to the apartment complex and kinda forgot which floor they were on. So we went to the 1st floor with the apt number we had remembered...and lo and behold a 6yr old little boy answered the door...looked so excited that 2 strangers just randomly brought cake and balloons. We both froze and said so sorry wrong apartment. And when we quickly left I could hear the boy asking his mom "so it's not my extra birthday?" Ooooo I felt so bad 😳
The first story reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Peggy took her class on a field trip down to Mexico, and ended up bringing back a native girl, despite the fact that the girl kept on telling Peggy she lived in Mexico.
Rslash back at it again w/ the no-context titles
I normally don't like TIFU but this episode is pretty cool
The birthday party one:
"As I round the corner, who happens to be there? None other than CHRIS FUCKIN' HANSEN!"
*slowly puts penguin back*
Somewhere, there are twin sisters that are Karens.
Holy jesus, why did I just imagine seeing karens doing a fusion thing and then becoming a mega karen!?
I need to go to sleep.
I'm sorry a Penguin?
That's F*cked up
I cracked up laughing at the sheer absurdity of a penguin in a duffel bag. Just why and how did a kid have a duffel bag and how did no one see him do it?
Day 68 of telling him he's making everyone day better ONE DAY ONE DAY IM DYING IM DYING
Bro good luck
Tomorrow is day 69 ;)
Lmaoo😭 I really hope Rslash notices this comment. Also that toxic dude better back off
I had to sub this is dedication
@@just_a_person_15 lmao idc if he notice it or not I just wanna break the record of some other comment
OMG what is the odds that somebody would go to a house that's name is Steph at both parties?
The same odds that of me being set up on a blind date by my friends but missed it because a guy matching the description was there so I went with him instead. Accidentally of course. We even had *_pAsSiOnAteLy hUgGiNG_* all night. Then come to find out he’s a senior in university whilst I am a freshman in highschool. I never saw him again. Shame
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 That’s really gross, you cant consent at that age
@@RomanianRebecca Oh Blah blah blah! You call it gross I call it hot 🥰 because he was just perfect 😍 heheh #NoRegrets
I do miss him though
I'm only disappointed that the teacher didn't bring the penguin to a club first.
I LOLed at that last one 😭 i know people who work 3 jobs but 4?? He must have been so confused
14:50 sounds like he’s the one who f’d up!🤣
The twin story reminded me of my cousin. She has the exact same name as a famous singer/pop star. Back when this happened she worked with hr in a fairly big company. She was selected to go to India to teach a team of coworkers in their India division. Later when she was back home she got a phone call from the Indian team who was so impressed with her. How she managed to have a successful office career and be a postar. How humbled they were by her and so on. She was so confused about what they were talking about and did not know how to respond. Eventually asked why they thought she was a popstar. Turns out they had gone searching for her on Facebook and the first one showing was the singer. As both were blonde and had the same name they were certain that they had been visited and knew a star.
"If stealing a penguin is so easy a literal kid can do it..."
i can't believe i don't own a penguin.
Imagine if a dad did this he would be arrested immediately
Yyyyeah no
Can you imagine how it was like to the guy that saw the same person at several different working places? It reminds me of the whole shifting realities thingy. If I were in his shoes, I'd be tripping and terrified.
Have you all never heard about how we always steal penguins when we go on school trips in England 😂😂😂
We have not....is there somewhere i can read more about this?🤣🤣🤣
@@CrystalRuizEnriquez I was joking we don't really steal penguins 😂😂 I wish we did though I'd love a pet penguin 😂
@@samuelrussell7003 🤣🤣🤣 hey, for all I knew, it really was easy to steal a penguin
@@CrystalRuizEnriquez yeah I might take my nephew to the zoo and just stick one in his bag 😂😂😂
@@samuelrussell7003 lol
two "stephs" in the same neighbourhood with the same birthday and their family just so happens to know each other too
There are names that come in and out of popularity, so much so that most years can be boiled down to a few popular names. So statistically it isn't totally impossible, or even all that unlikely given the amount of people who share any particular name. For example Mary is the most popular girls name in the US and makes up about ~3% of all girl names given or about 4 million people.
@@walfman100 i didn't point it out saying it was impossible, but the crazy amount of coincidence for that to occur
10:05 the biggest twist in history
“How often do you really look at a person’s shoes?” - Shawshank Redemption
WE NEED MORE OF R/TIFU THERE SO GOOD
This was probably the funniest episode of tifu lmao😂😂😂😂
I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from some of these 😭
13:29 So you had the Hugh Jazz moment from Simpsons 😂
Uuuh is Rebecca there? 😂😂😂 that cracked me up for some reason, what a weird coincidence 😂
Yea that first security question answer is applicable for me, too.
Finally finished my garden that I worked in while listening to your video
I'm about to go to my garden ☺️
1:40 I thought rslash meant a Real Penguin, not a Chocolate Bar!
3:58 ah kidney stones. I was literally stuck on the toilet for an hour when I got hit with pain that bad from a kidney stone. Genetic for me *yay*
I gave a friend of mine a big hug. She returned the hug, then said, "I think you meant to hug my twin." YIKES.
Someone legit did this at my moms school on a trip
EDIT:
THAT WAS THE SAME STORY
Are you 100% sure? Because they’ve written in British English?
@@littlehellkitten9682 yeh I live in the west Midlands near birmingham
The penguin one or the wrong kid one
@@Flowerlytdm An Amazing RPG
Omg, twin story.
I almost spit out my coffee when she said: felt an immediate sense of relief when I realized this man wasn't trying to wear my skin.
The story of the mom grabbing the wrong cart kinda reminded me of something I did when I was little. We went to the mall after church my mom was wearing a red dress. As we were leaving the mall I noticed my mom was walking in a different direction so I ran up to her thinking it was my mom grabbing her dress and saying wait for me. And then I heard my mom call out my name. I looked up and lady was a blonde. I was in complete shock. You could say I was red with complete embarrassment. I apologize and ran to my mom and my older brother. I've never made that mistake again. It was all good the blond lady told me I wasn't her mother after I took notice.
I woke up at 4:07 AM and I've been waiting for this video.
(it's now 6:11 AM)
Right! I was up early today and just sat here waiting! lol
I hate it when I accidentally steal a penguin
when seeing people i think i know i try to make sure it's them to avoid these problems
As a Spanish speaker the kidney stones story we're 1000 per cent more funny
I think it's awesome that another kid snitched on the kid who stole the penguin because penguins are very violent in certain cases. If you didn't know, a penguin can have a peck/bite strong enough to cause Cuts deep enough that needs 32 stitches. One of my family members worked at a zoo and during the feeding of the Penguins he got bit really bad by an emperor penguin. He indeed needed 32 stitches
Please continue the bizarre aspect to stories. Awesome
The baby story reminds me of a time I was at walmart and almost accidentally stole someone's purse. I had an empty cart and stopped by the vending machines to get a soda. It was out of order so I just turned around and grabbed my cart and started to walk away when I felt this tug on the cart and an "excuse me!" I turn to see this woman giving me a deathglare only to look down and see her purse was in the cart and I had grabbed the wrong one. I apologized profusely but she didn't say anything and just stared daggers. Probably looked like I was trying to steal her purse but I'm not nearly smooth enough to try something like that. Still embarrasses me thinking theres some woman out there that thinks I'm a theif over an accident.
The penguin story:
1. "Eat it before it melts" - a penguin is a type of chocolate biscuit in the UK. They are individually wrapped, pretty common in a packed lunch or snack.
2. Edinburgh zoo has a 'penguin parade' in the early afternoon every day. Penguins literally follow a route through the zoo towards their lunch. IIRC, some prefer to just wander around the zoo most of the time.
I don't know if any other zoo also does this, but there's a lot of 'why...?' questions. I can see how this happened, although he must have found a really tiny penguin!
Naturally & in captivity penguins never developed a fear of man. (If you've never seen March of the Penguins, they're pretty amazing animals & that's an excellent film.)
If peeing that out is that painful man dude I don't know if I can go do that type of pain
I walked into the wrong party last month. I was in Daytona for a friend's funeral and a few hours after headed to his wife's house. It was dark by then and the addresses were really confusing. I saw a house with a lot of cars, so I stopped there and walked inside. I grabbed a beer in the fridge and then saw no one there that I recognized. People were dressed like they were in a gala, while I was dressed business casual. I don't know if they noticed me or not, but I dipped out and took the beer with me. My friend's house was a few more houses down.
Alright...let's not kid ourselves here: y'all thought about the "Penguins of Madagascar" when you saw that title. Go on, admit it... No...? Just me...? ...Meh.
No! You didn't see aaaaaaaaanything! 😂 🐧
I cant really laugh about 6:40. You do not do that. I have to stress that its not normal to do that in Public...
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That last twin story made me chuckle xD Thanks for another great episode
i think that i it is funney that every time that you say something like "for those of you who are listining not watching..." i just run back to my comp