"we never used the L word in our house" is EXACTLY why this man can't articulate one emotional thought and just made the most awkward speech saying nothing.
That woman that walked in front of the camera like that on the beach…. That is the WORST kind of person. She complains at every restaurant. She gives customer service workers hell. She sprays down children’s child walk chalk and makes them cry. I just know it. Ugh
"Well I'm LEGALLY allowed to be here!" she just takes every opportunity to be an asshole and ruin someone's day instead of doing the bare minimum level of courtesy and walk around
Thank you Cody for recognizing how shitty it is to deal with alcoholics. Everyone acts like they're so cool and so fun to be around and such party animals, but it's not fun to deal with one all the time, every day. My dad was an alcoholic for a good few years and those were the worst years of my fucking life. I never felt safe when he was drunk - and during that period he would get drunk every DAY. He especially loved to pick on me and be very abusive towards me because I struggled to hide when i was upset or stressed out. And it was even scarier when he got mad. I'm talking he'd threatened my life multiple times. Thankfully he doesn't drink anymore, but those years still stick with me. I still don't feel safe around drunk people.
watching this as my tipsy boyfriend sits next me I couldnt even laugh. Just sit there super tense and I got a stomachache from stress. He was clean for nearly 2 months and now back at it. The nightmare never ends
@@CuteAnimalVideos2580 I hope you realize that no matter how much you love him you definitely should not put yourself in a situation where you do not feel safe with him. It’s very hard to leave people right now, with rent prices being so high. I just wanted to say that I know a couple and they are still dating, but because of his alcoholism, she told him that she would not be living in the same apartment as him until he became clean. He has gotten better since the ultimatum. Everyone’s situation is different. I wish you the best.
@@CuteAnimalVideos2580i'm really sorry you're going through this, you deserve to feel safe. Like the previous commentor said: leaving is incredibly difficult, I hope you manage to get help in some way. Your relationship is not worth more than your safety and happiness. I wish you all the best and really hope you manage to feel safe again, whether in- or out of the relationship.
As someone who really hasn’t had any experience with alcoholics, this was very insightful. I’m sorry you had to go through those years, and I’m sorry that they still hurt. I can’t imagine. Sending love ❤️
At my best friend's wedding their distant relative, (who works as a horse race announcer who speaks super fast), did an uninterrupted eight minute speech where he'd scripted an entire pretend horse race using all the bride's family members as different horse names, rapidly announcing the entire event while everyone sat waiting in dead silence giving wry glances to each other before the "horse" named after the bride finally won the "race".
@MsBublz237 I think they must've realised he'd rehearsed this so much and seemed so passionate about showing off his skill, but you could tell everyone listening assumed it was going to be very brief at first. The looks on their faces eventually conveyed the same realisation after a few minutes lol (Keeping in mind neither bride, groom nor family are horse people or have ever lived on a farm so this had no emotional context for them)
Truly. When I was a kid I was the ring bearer with my cousin and the wedding ceremony was so long I fell asleep if I'd been alone doing it I'd have 100% missed my cue but my cousin woke me up. Everyone noticed it tho cuz they keep telling me about it. My brother had to be holding a candle for the wedding too and he yawned loudly in front of everyone. Pls don't give kids big responsibility lmao.
Idk my family and friends have never had a problem with it. I was the ring bearer for my brother's godfather when I was around 4 and didn't mess it up 😂 We've had tons of kids be ringbearers, only time I can think of it not going as planned was when my cousins neice was supposed to be the ring bearer and she fell asleep😅 it wasn't a big deal tho 😂
my 3yo little brother was the ring bearer at my parents wedding, but they gave him a pillow with FAKE rings on it and had the real rings with them just incase 😅 you still get the effect & no accidents!!
I work in the wedding industry. You NEVER give the ring bearer the rings. Best man should have them in their pocket. Give the kid the empty box or just the pillow. No one will notice the rings aren’t there. Not worth the risk 😂
@@Angela-be8nj the strings are almost always silk/satin. They don’t stay tied in a bow very well at all. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the pillow had the rings tied and when it bounced it came untied. It isn’t enough to make me feel secure letting a child have expensive jewelry 🤷🏻♀️
@@LillerThatIsMe I think the purpose of it being silk/satin is so that the bow can be tied, but that the best man doesn’t struggle to untie the knot. Imagine it being so tight that they can’t get it undone either. We did a ring box with my grandfather and he was worried enough. Can’t imagine a child with no grasp on what a dollar even is. No good solutions really lol
@@Angela-be8nj absolutely that’s why, and why they don’t double knot it to ensure security. You don’t want the best man fumbling with it. But that’s why I’m saying tying a bow in silk ribbon doesn’t save you from this scenario. It’s what it’s *meant* to save you from, but doesn’t actually save you from.
Idk my family has never had a problem with it lol. We've always had child ringbearers, only time something happened was when my cousin's (the bride) niece fell asleep, but someone else just walked the rings down 😂
I know! I would have bust out laughing, it just gets me when people sing strangely (in not a good way) or unexpectedly! This lady really thought this was her chance to show the world her "voice" or something 😂
The ‘help me’ thing actually was something my dad did at my parents wedding but it was using white out on the bottom of his shoes, so he kneeled and surprised there it is. My parents obviously are divorced now ✌🏻
Imagine you use the first moment in a marriage to make a "I hate my wife" joke 😅 That's crazy. It might be funny like 10 years into a marriage as a sarcastic remark, but not at the wedding. It's the first day buddy, what do you need help with?
@@carlpanzram7081 I dont think its ever funny actually. Imagine choosing to spend your life with somebody, body mind heart and soul. And someday that person just says "yeah i hate my wife" and laughs My heart would break You wouldnt think its okay to say that about your loving parents or children. It wouldnt be okay to suddenly go "yeah my children are awful, they ruin my life, i shouldnt have had them HAHAHAH" when the kid hits 10 or even 18 years And its never the women who make those jokes. Its always "i hate my WIFE" If you think its funny to tell the world you hate your partner you shouldnt be in a relationship at all. Words hurt, especially in an intimate relationship that's supposed to be FOR LIFE
at my cousin's wedding, the officiant read their bit and then my cousin said "when do we get to read the vows we wrote each other?" and the officiant was like "oh we passed that part" and they did not go back
I'm really glad the bride was cracking up at the kid farting. That could have been incredibly awkward and angering for her but she took it like a champ
I don't know about the clip with the paddle board Karen, but for my wedding we did it outdoors in a "public" setting, but we had to get a permit for it anyway, and so if somebody came walking through our ceremony on the grounds of "it's in public I can do what I want" it actually isn't anymore as we have rented out this public space for our private use and she's intruding.
I doubt they wanted to deal with a Karen like that even IF they had the public permits. People like that just want your attention and won’t stop at anything to take up your entire day, it’s literally what they want
Why is no one talking about how good the Pizza Hut ad was? I always fast forward through ads, but it was enjoyable. Good job on the Pizza Hut partnership, Kelsey’s husband!!!
that whole speech was honestly so sad. you can tell they just always had a shitty home life by the fact that they "don't say the l word" in the household.
@@rickyricardo9710 I’ve heard that some families and cultures just don’t say I love you but man I still find it so sad.. Like I can’t imagine openly showing love being seen as wrong 😞
"We dont use the L word arround the Hemmer house...... but, you're the man brother!" that entire interaction was super sad man. clearly they dont show enough love
yes, they've grown up with such discomfort around love and emotional vulnerability that it resulted in this disaster :') the speaker is clearly uncomfortable because he's never expressed genuine or loving emotion before and so doesn't know how to do it now when it's one of the top times in your life you're expected to. Well, also he could have prepared better, but I'd say maybe even preparing a great speech based on humor (like he was trying to go for) would have either been seen as "showing too much care" or would still inevitably involve him thinking about his emotions which he doesn't like doing. I am intimately familiar with this family dynamic if you couldn't tell :')
my brother does tiktok content for a living, he makes horror content, dresses up and costumes and stuff, he brought his michael myers costume cuz he got the ok to make some videos AFTER everybody was done dancing in everything, he misheard apparently and walked out in his micheal myers costume, beer in hand during my aunt and uncles first dance, and hence created the most perfect wedding photobomb pic of all time
i cant imagine having to face my entire family after starting a fire at a relative's WEDDING while drunk lmfaoooo. just imagine the intervention they had after that
Sometimes these clips are so traumatizing that I need to remind myself that Cody is here is and everything is going to be okay and he’s going through it too
One of reasons people pass out for when standing still for an extending period of time is because they unknowingly lock their knees and it restricts blood flow.
@@clairewillow6475 Cody was saying he didn’t realize it was a common thing for people to pass out from standing. He wasn’t just specifically talking about his wife.
the brother best man speech is like... why did he keep interrupting himself expecting laughs? "he had a bad back... no laughs?" you havent even gotten to the crux of the story yet??? it's cringey but it's more confusing to me lol
8:34, This family is a disaster lmaoo He mentioned his dad in a negative context like 3 times, hates his sisters, hates his brothers like jesus christ what is going on here 10:12 edit Omg i was so right. "We dont use the L word" and talking about his bro picking him up in the middle of the night?? Is he a drug addict? Did he get drunk and total his car? Did he kill someone? Fascinating plot
@@blue.berry. From contect: Love. I think he's saying they don't really says I love you in this family. But that was a way to say he feels it towards his brother without having to so he said "you're the man" instead.
13:45 I was a bridesmaid for one of my best friends last summer and my job was to make sure the bride and groom were both fed and watered. I had water bottles on stand-by and fruit snacks/cookies in my purse. I also bullied them the whole reception to make sure they ate real food and drank lots of water.
holy shit the guy crashing the wedding with glasses around 15:04 is my ex. THANK YOU CODY for absolutely obliterating him☺️☺️, knew you’d have my back❤️🔥
@@jenna4896 FOR REAL. he put a clip of this video on his snap story and is like proud of the fact he got called tf out. such a sad human🤣🤣 (he did me dirty)
How is Cody ignoring the fact that he immediately succeeded in putting out the firing while never missing a dance move? No one else there would’ve put it out that fast, let alone with that much style.
I was impressed and no one seems to be respecting him, they are just talking about the fact that he lit something on fire, but stopping it with such style…
Yeah but you still need full context. We do not know what was behind the person filming, nor how long they were filming, or do you? People filming and taking pics in public places that are not reserved need to work around everyone else. I'd personally walk behind someone IF reasonable but we did not see the perspective of the other person. We again do not know how long they've been doing this nor where they were standing. Not all beaches have huge shorelines and some can back up into cliffs, dunes, thick brush, etc.
@@tinntinnampcome on. Its a beach not a childrens sandbox, and the woman had the "its a public space i can walk here" at the ready. She literally STOPPED in front of the camera before the camerawoman said anything. She did that absolutely on purpose. What a bitter life
@@tinntinnamp you’re completely wrong and need to shut up. None of her actions were justified whatsoever in the fact that you’re slightly defending her is completely audacious. Get a grip
on the passing out: this can happen to anyone in a wedding, not just the bride! the most common causes are locked knees and dehydration. always make sure to drink enough water and keep your knees slightly bent and/or moving! keep that circulation going ❤
I was the ring-bearer at my uncle's wedding when I was about 10 years old. They gave me the rings first thing in the morning before the final rehearsal, where I was responsible for them until the actual ceremony. They entrusted a literal child with 2 wedding rings for over 12 hours and no one even asked me about them a single time. Thankfully for them I would frantically check the box every 30 seconds because apparently the only person who realized that the 10 year old shouldn't have this much responsibility was the 10 year old.
The guy marrying the couple at 16:40 just reminded me that our officiant forgot my name during the ceremony 🥲 He legit said, "and do you take... (full 30 second pause) Nicole...to be your wife?" it was so painful lol
My daughter's cat was sound asleep and dreaming while I was watching this.....until the minister's "singing" in the last clip. He jerked awake, looked around trying to figure out what just happened, then gave me a wtf was that face. It was hilarious! When the clip was over, he got comfy again and went back to his nap. My dog is next to me on my left while my daughter's cat is in front of me. I'm not sure if my dog woke up because of the video or my laughing at the cat's reaction. She woke up, perked her ears up, then gave me the sideways head confusion look. She's a senior doggo, somewhat hard of hearing and not feeling the best right now. She can sleep like a brick when she's in a deep sleep these days. I feel bad they both woke up, but it was pretty funny seeing their reactions. Poor babies.
Cody, I just want you to know I always watch through your monologues. I like hearing your input and seeing you act out silly little skits. Don't stop doing what you do because some people are just haters. Great video again!
@@chichaimonchanfanWasn’t really a lead up, Cody just said in the pizza hut sponsored button episode that he wants a sponsorship with pizza hut and I guess he got it.
I do think a great sign of a good relationship is how they react when something goes slightly awry. The clip of that kid farting is hilarious, but its their reaction of just rolling with such a funny moment that makes it great.
I was at a friends wedding, and the venue was like attached to a super fancy restaurant and a bar and an event center or something. So there were a lot of people walking by all night and they could see this massive wedding going on. So throughout the entire night, people were trying to sneak in to get free drinks. Which, I guess if you’re the ones sneaking it, it could be kind of funny, but when you’re constantly trying to keep a lookout all night and are forced to kick countless people out of your own wedding, you get pretty sick and tired of it really fast. And the couple should not have to worry about that on their wedding day. I have no sympathy for wedding crashers, although I don’t know if I ever would have had an opinion on it until I saw it happen in person. So I understand why someone would think it’s not a big deal.
Whenever you’re on screen, you take my mind away from a dark place that it tends to wander. I’m glad I found your channel. Seriously, thanks a lot man.
😂😂 OMG! That’s kinda amazing. “Hmmm, what can I say about my brother that’s funny and relatable? Oh…I know! 😅” I had to resist the urge to talk about my sister’s first time at a sex shop when I gave my MOH speech.
13:30 I used work in the retail bridal industry (alterations) and.. the amount of brides that have or almost had passed out AND THROWN UP DURING FITTINGS WAS TOO COMMON FOR COMFORT. I started learning that preventative measure of having water, mints, a fan on, telling them 'no worries, if you need to move your legs' to prevent locking of the knees, and had a chair nearby just incase. Wish I was trained or warned about these things beforehand. Anyway, big shout out to brides because everyone of them are champions for getting through a fitting/rehearsal/wedding day
16:32 this pastor reminds me of the one who was supposed to do my wedding. His accent was very thick and I was worried about this happening, luckily he got called out of town and someone I never met officiated the wedding. But I was lowkey a relief 😮💨
Wait why wouldn't you be able to choose who does your wedding? Why did you have to be relieved he was out of town instead of stepping up and saying you want a different pastor
13:36 Its common for women to avoid eating/drinking the days before important events where they want to look their best in order to avoid bloating or making their stomachs bigger. Dangerous yet very common practice.
What did we do to deserve that free green screen moment at the end? 🥺 Thank you, Goofyjuice. I can't wait to see what more digitally talented people do with that!
The shaky singing one happened to me except it was at my great grandmother's funeral and the lady kept speaking then singing like that for like 2 minutes then speaking again back and forth for like 20 minutes me and my sister were tomato red from holding in laughter
The one with the little boy dropping the rings is STRAIGHT out of an Arthur book I used to read 😂 they drop the ring in the church floor vents or something. Haven't thought about that book in years!
You get what you pay for is right. When I got married the Officiant showed up high on painkillers cuz she had hurt her back a day or two before. She forgot all of her notes and forgot our last name. The whole ceremony lasted about 3 minutes, which really was perfect. It made for a good story years later.
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"we never used the L word in our house" is EXACTLY why this man can't articulate one emotional thought and just made the most awkward speech saying nothing.
Emotionally castrated.
How can you call it the "L word" like it's a slur?
It's the most meaningful emotion 😂
@@carlpanzram7081 Right!!!
Love😂
yep, it could be why his damn self esteem is so low that he's so embarassed to even get through a speech.
Facts!
that first dude trying to douse the fire is literally how a sim would react 💀💀
Accurate 😂
except he'd die and the grim reaper would show up
@@Princessbuttercupishand then another member of the family would marry the grim reaper lol
Was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
that speech was actually so hard not to fast forward through
I did I wasn’t strong enough lmao 😔😔
I’m procrastinating watching that part
@@Jasperlovescheese Same lmao
that shit sucked.
skill issue
That woman that walked in front of the camera like that on the beach…. That is the WORST kind of person. She complains at every restaurant. She gives customer service workers hell. She sprays down children’s child walk chalk and makes them cry. I just know it. Ugh
Defines the meaning of being a Karen.
she definitely has kids who don't talk to her.
Kind of person that thinks the world revolves around them. People like that are wastes of space honestly.
"Well I'm LEGALLY allowed to be here!" she just takes every opportunity to be an asshole and ruin someone's day instead of doing the bare minimum level of courtesy and walk around
She is the thief of joy wherever she goes, simply because she’s never felt joy herself and needs to make it everyone else’s problem as revenge.
Thank you Cody for recognizing how shitty it is to deal with alcoholics. Everyone acts like they're so cool and so fun to be around and such party animals, but it's not fun to deal with one all the time, every day. My dad was an alcoholic for a good few years and those were the worst years of my fucking life. I never felt safe when he was drunk - and during that period he would get drunk every DAY. He especially loved to pick on me and be very abusive towards me because I struggled to hide when i was upset or stressed out. And it was even scarier when he got mad. I'm talking he'd threatened my life multiple times. Thankfully he doesn't drink anymore, but those years still stick with me. I still don't feel safe around drunk people.
Sending a Swedish hug!
watching this as my tipsy boyfriend sits next me I couldnt even laugh. Just sit there super tense and I got a stomachache from stress. He was clean for nearly 2 months and now back at it. The nightmare never ends
@@CuteAnimalVideos2580 I hope you realize that no matter how much you love him you definitely should not put yourself in a situation where you do not feel safe with him. It’s very hard to leave people right now, with rent prices being so high. I just wanted to say that I know a couple and they are still dating, but because of his alcoholism, she told him that she would not be living in the same apartment as him until he became clean. He has gotten better since the ultimatum. Everyone’s situation is different. I wish you the best.
@@CuteAnimalVideos2580i'm really sorry you're going through this, you deserve to feel safe. Like the previous commentor said: leaving is incredibly difficult, I hope you manage to get help in some way.
Your relationship is not worth more than your safety and happiness. I wish you all the best and really hope you manage to feel safe again, whether in- or out of the relationship.
As someone who really hasn’t had any experience with alcoholics, this was very insightful. I’m sorry you had to go through those years, and I’m sorry that they still hurt. I can’t imagine. Sending love ❤️
Kelsey’s husband back at it
MISANDRY!!!
@urkoma THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON MY LUNCH BAHHHHHH
Congrats, u were the first one to comment this redundant joke everyone else has already seen 10x times
@@joshuataylor3550waiting
And Kelsey's baby's Dad got us a pizza party. Pretty rad dad
The rotting corpse of a walrus on the beach when Cody was proposing to Kelsey: 6:23
HELLPPPPP MEEEE THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF LOL
I believe it was a seal or sea lion. Waruses typically live in arctic waters, not SoCal
Hah I didn't know about that.
lmaoooooooo
THE WHAT???
The wedding planner making sure Kelsey was eating and drinking at her wedding is a real one.
Cody saying “mammary” instead of “memory” after the breastfeeding story and not realizing it was perfect
Seriously, cracked me the fuck up!
At my best friend's wedding their distant relative, (who works as a horse race announcer who speaks super fast), did an uninterrupted eight minute speech where he'd scripted an entire pretend horse race using all the bride's family members as different horse names, rapidly announcing the entire event while everyone sat waiting in dead silence giving wry glances to each other before the "horse" named after the bride finally won the "race".
8 minutes?!? Jeez why did nobody stop him? Why was he even given the mic 😭
@MsBublz237 I think they must've realised he'd rehearsed this so much and seemed so passionate about showing off his skill, but you could tell everyone listening assumed it was going to be very brief at first. The looks on their faces eventually conveyed the same realisation after a few minutes lol
(Keeping in mind neither bride, groom nor family are horse people or have ever lived on a farm so this had no emotional context for them)
He sounds sweet although a bit unaware
that actually sounds so fucking entertaining i'd be on the edge of my seat the whole time
imagine being so fragile you can't even tell your own brother you love him AT HIS WEDDING jesus christ
When my sister married i cried and told her how happy i am for her.
@@ngotemna8875 wow, aren't you a human being.
I think the bride was his girlfriend first…🫣 Not sure why he would even make him his best man.
Insane
honestly bride passing out after you kiss her is some disney true love shit
Isn't that like the opposite?
girl its dehydration
How is it the opposite?🤣@@Kim-dl2uk
She's very Bella coded
@@Kim-dl2uk nah thats throwing up
Ill never get why people insist on giving the most expensive tiniest important thing to toddlers on the biggest day of your life
and then get mad when they mess it up 😭 they’re like 4
Truly. When I was a kid I was the ring bearer with my cousin and the wedding ceremony was so long I fell asleep if I'd been alone doing it I'd have 100% missed my cue but my cousin woke me up.
Everyone noticed it tho cuz they keep telling me about it. My brother had to be holding a candle for the wedding too and he yawned loudly in front of everyone.
Pls don't give kids big responsibility lmao.
Idk my family and friends have never had a problem with it. I was the ring bearer for my brother's godfather when I was around 4 and didn't mess it up 😂 We've had tons of kids be ringbearers, only time I can think of it not going as planned was when my cousins neice was supposed to be the ring bearer and she fell asleep😅 it wasn't a big deal tho 😂
my 3yo little brother was the ring bearer at my parents wedding, but they gave him a pillow with FAKE rings on it and had the real rings with them just incase 😅 you still get the effect & no accidents!!
Fr like you should never trust toddlers or little kids with anything let alone EXPENSIVE RINGS, they could try eating it for all we know 💀
the way that hammered man SUCCESSFULLY put out that fire and just kept on dancing was wild
“We dont say the L word in this household” you mean LOVE???? You cant say you love your literal brother on his wedding day?
I work in the wedding industry. You NEVER give the ring bearer the rings. Best man should have them in their pocket. Give the kid the empty box or just the pillow. No one will notice the rings aren’t there. Not worth the risk 😂
That’s what the strings on the pillows are for, it’s to tie the rings so they don’t get lost 😥 I’d be devastated lol
@@Angela-be8nj the strings are almost always silk/satin. They don’t stay tied in a bow very well at all. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the pillow had the rings tied and when it bounced it came untied. It isn’t enough to make me feel secure letting a child have expensive jewelry 🤷🏻♀️
@@LillerThatIsMe I think the purpose of it being silk/satin is so that the bow can be tied, but that the best man doesn’t struggle to untie the knot. Imagine it being so tight that they can’t get it undone either. We did a ring box with my grandfather and he was worried enough. Can’t imagine a child with no grasp on what a dollar even is. No good solutions really lol
@@Angela-be8nj absolutely that’s why, and why they don’t double knot it to ensure security. You don’t want the best man fumbling with it. But that’s why I’m saying tying a bow in silk ribbon doesn’t save you from this scenario. It’s what it’s *meant* to save you from, but doesn’t actually save you from.
Idk my family has never had a problem with it lol. We've always had child ringbearers, only time something happened was when my cousin's (the bride) niece fell asleep, but someone else just walked the rings down 😂
No way Cody ko just got a Pizza Hut sponsorship
I remember he saw The Button's Pizza Hut sponsorship and said he wanted one
It's genius, honestly. Cue the pizza lunch comments. 🍕
after that cut video LMAOOO
Alpha move
I already order too much pizza. Now I have a new excuse to do so lol
no idea how that last couple didn't absolutely lose it during the singing
I know! I would have bust out laughing, it just gets me when people sing strangely (in not a good way) or unexpectedly! This lady really thought this was her chance to show the world her "voice" or something 😂
might not be the first time they've heard it? maybe they even asked her not to
They were fighting for their lives
You can tell that they are trying so hard not to😂 If either of them had smiled even a little bit, it would have been over
The ‘help me’ thing actually was something my dad did at my parents wedding but it was using white out on the bottom of his shoes, so he kneeled and surprised there it is. My parents obviously are divorced now ✌🏻
Hahaha sorry but also good for your mum?
Imagine you use the first moment in a marriage to make a "I hate my wife" joke 😅
That's crazy.
It might be funny like 10 years into a marriage as a sarcastic remark, but not at the wedding. It's the first day buddy, what do you need help with?
@@carlpanzram7081 I dont think its ever funny actually. Imagine choosing to spend your life with somebody, body mind heart and soul. And someday that person just says "yeah i hate my wife" and laughs
My heart would break
You wouldnt think its okay to say that about your loving parents or children.
It wouldnt be okay to suddenly go "yeah my children are awful, they ruin my life, i shouldnt have had them HAHAHAH" when the kid hits 10 or even 18 years
And its never the women who make those jokes. Its always "i hate my WIFE"
If you think its funny to tell the world you hate your partner you shouldnt be in a relationship at all. Words hurt, especially in an intimate relationship that's supposed to be FOR LIFE
@@croissant2882 I agree
at my cousin's wedding, the officiant read their bit and then my cousin said "when do we get to read the vows we wrote each other?" and the officiant was like "oh we passed that part" and they did not go back
LMFAO WHAT!!😂 & they let that happen to themselves???!?
STOP LMAO
I'm really glad the bride was cracking up at the kid farting. That could have been incredibly awkward and angering for her but she took it like a champ
I agree, seemed like everyone found it funny
The officiator cracking up is what saved it, if they had some old catholic stiff officiating that could've gone south or been 10x as awkward
sure. Getting angry at a kid farting would be a totally reasonable response smh.
@@slimblank9280not getting angry at the kid, at the situation. you can be annoyed something happened without faulting the person who caused it lmao
@@pillowvibesthese awful wedding videos have totally skewed our perception of reality cuz its literally just a baby farting that happens regularly 😂
That best man speech almost made me choke on my lunch, not even Cody can hold back the second hand cringe
I had to skip through it lol
The first story about the guy with a bad back didn't even have jokes and he was upset nobody was laughing.
I enjoyed wondering what crazy thing he'd say next.
literally same, I’m cringing so hard I can’t swallow my food
I don't understand why he said any of those things
The clip where the officiant didn't have the right papers is like an actual panic nightmare
Even so ....... he could have pretended
@@joywolf83 I thought the same thing until he tried to lmao
Not trying to be insensitive, but he seemed like he was on something
I don't know about the clip with the paddle board Karen, but for my wedding we did it outdoors in a "public" setting, but we had to get a permit for it anyway, and so if somebody came walking through our ceremony on the grounds of "it's in public I can do what I want" it actually isn't anymore as we have rented out this public space for our private use and she's intruding.
I doubt they wanted to deal with a Karen like that even IF they had the public permits. People like that just want your attention and won’t stop at anything to take up your entire day, it’s literally what they want
Bro what is wrong with people 😭
Why is no one talking about how good the Pizza Hut ad was? I always fast forward through ads, but it was enjoyable. Good job on the Pizza Hut partnership, Kelsey’s husband!!!
The guy saying he "never cared for his sisters" is WILD
just the typical men hating women hehe
At 8:31 the cut to his brother, the grooms baffled expression…someone should’ve just cut the mic for everyone’s sake
that whole speech was honestly so sad. you can tell they just always had a shitty home life by the fact that they "don't say the l word" in the household.
@@rickyricardo9710 I’ve heard that some families and cultures just don’t say I love you but man I still find it so sad.. Like I can’t imagine openly showing love being seen as wrong 😞
@@KingOfGaymesyeah in my household we never say I love u 💔
"We dont use the L word arround the Hemmer house...... but, you're the man brother!"
that entire interaction was super sad man. clearly they dont show enough love
yes, they've grown up with such discomfort around love and emotional vulnerability that it resulted in this disaster :') the speaker is clearly uncomfortable because he's never expressed genuine or loving emotion before and so doesn't know how to do it now when it's one of the top times in your life you're expected to. Well, also he could have prepared better, but I'd say maybe even preparing a great speech based on humor (like he was trying to go for) would have either been seen as "showing too much care" or would still inevitably involve him thinking about his emotions which he doesn't like doing.
I am intimately familiar with this family dynamic if you couldn't tell :')
to me it looked like they didnt even like eachother.
I thought he meant lesbian and was very confused
@@basementdwellercosplay same , i straight up tought about the tv show
Sounds like a very distant, detached family 😢
I think Cody misses all of his tripods and that's why he's always looking behind him in hopes they'll magically appear
LMFAOOO I WAS LIKE WHAT DOES HE KEEP LOOKING AT BACK THERE 😭😭😭😭
my brother does tiktok content for a living, he makes horror content, dresses up and costumes and stuff, he brought his michael myers costume cuz he got the ok to make some videos AFTER everybody was done dancing in everything, he misheard apparently and walked out in his micheal myers costume, beer in hand during my aunt and uncles first dance, and hence created the most perfect wedding photobomb pic of all time
i can’t spell apparently lol my b
That's hilarious 😂
Lol
I want to see this picture so bad 😂
the "hallelujah" lady minister vid straight up looks like a scene from parks & rec
the look to the camera, the framing of the shots, it’s so perfect
i cant imagine having to face my entire family after starting a fire at a relative's WEDDING while drunk lmfaoooo. just imagine the intervention they had after that
He still did better at controlling the situation than the squawking chickens in the background 😂
My uncle accidently lit a centerpiece on fire at my cousins wedding while sober. They still have it to this day, and that was like 5 years ago.
In my family this would be an iconic story that would be mentioned at Thanksgiving while we talk about what were grateful for 🤦♀️
@@raeechil Literally!!
His wife looked so defeated.
Alcohol makes you absolutely fearless. Mans walked STRAIGHT into the fire, still moving those hips!!
No it gets rid of your survival instincts 😭
@@KingOfGaymesso basically fearless (fear is good for survival instincts, being fearless is a bad thing)
just popped the pizza in the oven thanks old man!
Why was it not cooked already..?
this ain’t a papa murphy’s sponser🤣
Dinner time for me, Cody’s done it again
I think they're just having pizza for lunch... And they're thanking Cody for posting during their lunch LMAO@@kaili5050
@@KevinAugustt frozen pizza situation
Sometimes these clips are so traumatizing that I need to remind myself that Cody is here is and everything is going to be okay and he’s going through it too
One of reasons people pass out for when standing still for an extending period of time is because they unknowingly lock their knees and it restricts blood flow.
Or maybe she’s pregnant who knows. That’s the only time I’ve ever fainted. Or low blood pressure etc
@@clairewillow6475 Cody was saying he didn’t realize it was a common thing for people to pass out from standing. He wasn’t just specifically talking about his wife.
Anybody who has performed on stage in a choir knows not to lock their knees, also most retail workers
She might have narcolepsy and it was cataplexy
High school choir and retail have trained me well for this then
the brother best man speech is like... why did he keep interrupting himself expecting laughs? "he had a bad back... no laughs?" you havent even gotten to the crux of the story yet??? it's cringey but it's more confusing to me lol
At first I was sure that he was dared to make the most awkward speech possible, but it just kept going and going..
8:34,
This family is a disaster lmaoo
He mentioned his dad in a negative context like 3 times, hates his sisters, hates his brothers like jesus christ what is going on here
10:12 edit
Omg i was so right. "We dont use the L word" and talking about his bro picking him up in the middle of the night?? Is he a drug addict? Did he get drunk and total his car? Did he kill someone?
Fascinating plot
What is the "L word"? (Honest question. English is my 3rd language, and I never heard of the concept)
@@blue.berry.”love”, lol basically they don’t say ‘i love you’ to each other
@@blue.berry.the L word is love. They don't say "I love you" to each other.
@@blue.berry. From contect: Love. I think he's saying they don't really says I love you in this family. But that was a way to say he feels it towards his brother without having to so he said "you're the man" instead.
@karinalumen972299% sure he wasn’t the normal one
I was floored when the story of the grrom in the bathroom came up. FLOORED
13:45 I was a bridesmaid for one of my best friends last summer and my job was to make sure the bride and groom were both fed and watered. I had water bottles on stand-by and fruit snacks/cookies in my purse. I also bullied them the whole reception to make sure they ate real food and drank lots of water.
You're the real hero
So that must have been the mums job at the wedding 12:13
holy shit the guy crashing the wedding with glasses around 15:04 is my ex. THANK YOU CODY for absolutely obliterating him☺️☺️, knew you’d have my back❤️🔥
NO WAY WHAT??? dodged a bullet girl wtf 😅
@@jenna4896 FOR REAL. he put a clip of this video on his snap story and is like proud of the fact he got called tf out. such a sad human🤣🤣 (he did me dirty)
I keep rewinding because I’m 99% positive the other guy was my ex too😂😂😂
@@hayleealissaa GURL NOOOO🤣😭
How is Cody ignoring the fact that he immediately succeeded in putting out the firing while never missing a dance move? No one else there would’ve put it out that fast, let alone with that much style.
no fr put some respect on his name, my man just put that out by getting jiggy on it
I was impressed and no one seems to be respecting him, they are just talking about the fact that he lit something on fire, but stopping it with such style…
he was vibin like bully maguire shit was golden
It looked like a centerpiece, not the bouquet lmao no reason to stop dancing🤠
Bro that's what I'm sayin 😂 mf is a legend
The lady with the paddle board made me unreasonably angry. Recently divorced energy!
Yeah but you still need full context. We do not know what was behind the person filming, nor how long they were filming, or do you? People filming and taking pics in public places that are not reserved need to work around everyone else. I'd personally walk behind someone IF reasonable but we did not see the perspective of the other person. We again do not know how long they've been doing this nor where they were standing. Not all beaches have huge shorelines and some can back up into cliffs, dunes, thick brush, etc.
@@tinntinnampcome on. Its a beach not a childrens sandbox, and the woman had the "its a public space i can walk here" at the ready. She literally STOPPED in front of the camera before the camerawoman said anything. She did that absolutely on purpose. What a bitter life
@@tinntinnamp you’re completely wrong and need to shut up. None of her actions were justified whatsoever in the fact that you’re slightly defending her is completely audacious. Get a grip
That rendition of Hallelujah at the made me tear up 🥹
In pain
on the passing out: this can happen to anyone in a wedding, not just the bride! the most common causes are locked knees and dehydration. always make sure to drink enough water and keep your knees slightly bent and/or moving! keep that circulation going ❤
I was the ring-bearer at my uncle's wedding when I was about 10 years old. They gave me the rings first thing in the morning before the final rehearsal, where I was responsible for them until the actual ceremony. They entrusted a literal child with 2 wedding rings for over 12 hours and no one even asked me about them a single time.
Thankfully for them I would frantically check the box every 30 seconds because apparently the only person who realized that the 10 year old shouldn't have this much responsibility was the 10 year old.
“Residual Humps” killed me 😂😂 4:09
Good band name! 😆
14:52 these are the exact kind of people you want at your wedding tho. The friends and family were so ready to throw hands for them 😂
the dude crashing the wedding was literally my ex. dodged a bullet fr😅😅
cody having lunch w us hits different
15:23 that is pretty rude to crash a wedding like ?? what did they expect to happen
The guy marrying the couple at 16:40 just reminded me that our officiant forgot my name during the ceremony 🥲 He legit said, "and do you take... (full 30 second pause) Nicole...to be your wife?" it was so painful lol
The brides passing out thing is so believable, Idt I ate at all until my reception. That morning is such a whirlwind
Absolutely! All i ate was cake when we cut it 🤣 i was too nervous
I didn't eat for 24 hours
Thank you Kelsey's husband's editor, we're gonna get a lot of mileage out of that green scene
Get Cody in a Pizza Hut commerical right now!!
Tastes like pizz
@@allymeghana
@@allymeghanhow dare you. It’s the best- really cheesy- in the best way. No one can resist such a wholesome good time!
@@icu3869 I think it tastes like gen0cide and I’d rather eat a local joint (Chicago based)
"What's her last name?"
Trick question, it's different now.
My daughter's cat was sound asleep and dreaming while I was watching this.....until the minister's "singing" in the last clip. He jerked awake, looked around trying to figure out what just happened, then gave me a wtf was that face. It was hilarious! When the clip was over, he got comfy again and went back to his nap.
My dog is next to me on my left while my daughter's cat is in front of me. I'm not sure if my dog woke up because of the video or my laughing at the cat's reaction. She woke up, perked her ears up, then gave me the sideways head confusion look. She's a senior doggo, somewhat hard of hearing and not feeling the best right now. She can sleep like a brick when she's in a deep sleep these days. I feel bad they both woke up, but it was pretty funny seeing their reactions. Poor babies.
My dog slept through the singing somehow ❤ so it's possible to. I'm glad your babies were able to go back to sleep!
Makes sense, lady was SCREECHING
my cat keeps pausing his self clean to search for the disturbance!! silly little guys haha!!
when he said "you're probably eating lunch right now" i looked down at my quesadilla wondering if there was a spy camera in it
Yea I'm eating spaghetti lol
I got grilled cheese and ham on a bagel
"it doesnt have to just be business we can hang out" 😭😭😭
6:22 - this was the exact monologue the dead seal was having on the beach the day cody proposed
That last clip had Michael Scott at Phyllis and Bob Vance’s wedding energy
Cody, I just want you to know I always watch through your monologues. I like hearing your input and seeing you act out silly little skits. Don't stop doing what you do because some people are just haters. Great video again!
This was the biggest lead up to a sponsorship I’ve ever seen. This was a months long process
Wait what was the lead up?
@@chichaimonchanfanWasn’t really a lead up, Cody just said in the pizza hut sponsored button episode that he wants a sponsorship with pizza hut and I guess he got it.
the first guy was like trying to get my sim to put out the fire but it just stands there
Bro *Zade is probably the best editior I’ve ever seen, there was a video with Karen’s and he made Cody Fly, Shit was so fucking funny*
I do think a great sign of a good relationship is how they react when something goes slightly awry. The clip of that kid farting is hilarious, but its their reaction of just rolling with such a funny moment that makes it great.
I was at a friends wedding, and the venue was like attached to a super fancy restaurant and a bar and an event center or something. So there were a lot of people walking by all night and they could see this massive wedding going on. So throughout the entire night, people were trying to sneak in to get free drinks. Which, I guess if you’re the ones sneaking it, it could be kind of funny, but when you’re constantly trying to keep a lookout all night and are forced to kick countless people out of your own wedding, you get pretty sick and tired of it really fast. And the couple should not have to worry about that on their wedding day. I have no sympathy for wedding crashers, although I don’t know if I ever would have had an opinion on it until I saw it happen in person. So I understand why someone would think it’s not a big deal.
Whenever you’re on screen, you take my mind away from a dark place that it tends to wander. I’m glad I found your channel. Seriously, thanks a lot man.
I’m not Cody, obviously, but good luck out there bro.
@@coolbabbit639 i appreciate that a lot !
Anyone else love the springboard doorstopper sound that Cody's desk makes when he slams it? It always makes the fake rage funnier.
14:26 yep, I took one look at the floor and knew what was about to go down
12:20 how has no one brought up Cody saying "I thought for some reason my mammary..." during the breastfeeding story lmaooo
I had to scroll too far to see this comment.
At my sister’s wedding, the groom’s sister gave a toast about how the groom shits like crazy. The jokes did not hit and it was so awkward lol
😂😂 OMG! That’s kinda amazing. “Hmmm, what can I say about my brother that’s funny and relatable? Oh…I know! 😅” I had to resist the urge to talk about my sister’s first time at a sex shop when I gave my MOH speech.
@@deliciousnataliciousweird
12:24 I thought it was the Groom getting with the bride's mom as well, but both stories are wild
And at 12:27 saying, “ …for some reason my mammary…”. Oops
I love that Cody warned us and then was just as surprised
How on earth did the bride and groom not laugh on that last one?? Oh my GOSH
my parents eloped at a courthouse in florida and my dad started mimicking the justice’s accent when reciting the vows back
Cody’s chair squeaking at 8:13 was louder than the crowd for the best man’s speech
21:45 The most beautiful train horn I have ever had the pleasure of hearing.
“you’re probably eating lunch to this video so i’m going to eat lunch during this video” ICONIC.
Loved that he acknowledged all of our lunchtime Cody ko habits
My maid of honor was constantly bringing me water on my wedding day and she’s a real one for that 💪🏻
13:30 I used work in the retail bridal industry (alterations) and.. the amount of brides that have or almost had passed out AND THROWN UP DURING FITTINGS WAS TOO COMMON FOR COMFORT. I started learning that preventative measure of having water, mints, a fan on, telling them 'no worries, if you need to move your legs' to prevent locking of the knees, and had a chair nearby just incase. Wish I was trained or warned about these things beforehand. Anyway, big shout out to brides because everyone of them are champions for getting through a fitting/rehearsal/wedding day
Every time I see compilations like this, it reinforces my plan to have *NO KIDS* at my wedding and not invite like 70% of my family 💀
Cody not getting the “reason the party is lit joke” >>>
I think he got it, he just disagreed with the comment above it. Which was also probably just a joke, but eh.
just because he didn't explain it doesn't mean he didn't get it. Its pretty obvious.
Can someone explain to me, I'm old
19:43
the lady with grey hair laughs exactly like Cody
16:32 this pastor reminds me of the one who was supposed to do my wedding. His accent was very thick and I was worried about this happening, luckily he got called out of town and someone I never met officiated the wedding. But I was lowkey a relief 😮💨
Wait why wouldn't you be able to choose who does your wedding? Why did you have to be relieved he was out of town instead of stepping up and saying you want a different pastor
Just listened to Nightmare and it's absolutely incredible!!! It might be my favorite song of yours
10:30 when you have to clarify to your friends and family that your wedding would have a formal dress code. I think stuff like that is to be expected
Wait is this Mr Kelsey Kreppel?!!! No freeeeeaaaking way bro!!!❤❤
It’s so nice to know rich and famous people eat the same food we do.
13:36 Its common for women to avoid eating/drinking the days before important events where they want to look their best in order to avoid bloating or making their stomachs bigger. Dangerous yet very common practice.
What did we do to deserve that free green screen moment at the end? 🥺 Thank you, Goofyjuice. I can't wait to see what more digitally talented people do with that!
DUDE IN THE FIRST VIDEO IS A CHAMPION I LOVE HIM. HE HANDLED THAT WITH GRACE AND CALMNESS
The shaky singing one happened to me except it was at my great grandmother's funeral and the lady kept speaking then singing like that for like 2 minutes then speaking again back and forth for like 20 minutes me and my sister were tomato red from holding in laughter
zade is so fucking funny i love how he just slips himself in the cody & ko videos
10:03 don’t make your brother who doesn’t really like you make a speech at your wedding 😂
The one with the little boy dropping the rings is STRAIGHT out of an Arthur book I used to read 😂 they drop the ring in the church floor vents or something. Haven't thought about that book in years!
Honestly this ad with pizza hut is amazing
The bumbling minister and the groom wearing sunglasses during the wedding is a wild move
That was the best ad I have ever seen on RUclips.
I didn’t know how much I needed your channel in my life. Good grief you are hilariously entertaining.
You get what you pay for is right. When I got married the Officiant showed up high on painkillers cuz she had hurt her back a day or two before. She forgot all of her notes and forgot our last name. The whole ceremony lasted about 3 minutes, which really was perfect. It made for a good story years later.