Armando Anto: The Divided States of America | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL (2023)
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- The day has finally come: “The Divided States of America” is now free on RUclips. The last three years have been crazy politically, so I composed this one hour standup comedy special and I hope you enjoy the whole special as much as the violin performance at the end. I want to say THANK YOU to all of you for believing in me and supporting me. You and I have the same mission: make a better world through humor. I have always recognized that music influences human beings at a higher level, but comedy has the power to make people understand difficult truths with laughter. I chose to combine music and comedy and hopefully touch as many people as I can.
PLEASE COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, LIKE and especially SHARE this comedy special with all your friends and family. This project was entirely self-funded and the most expensive thing I have ever paid for; so if you want to, consider donating, buying merch, or coming to one of my live shows in your city … and of course follow me for FREE!
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UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
Washington DC: Jan 19-20th
Chandler AZ: Feb 22nd
San Diego: Feb 29th
… And many more to come at www.ArmandoAnto.com
Thank you so much for watching! Your input is PARAMOUNT! Make sure to subscribe, like, comment and SHARE!!!! Don’t forget that you can buy my latest violin CD/merch, see my tour dates, learn the violin with me, and much more at www.ArmandoAnto.com. MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY FANS around the world ❤🎻
I'm a South African born man living in Australia and I found your comedy quite enjoyable.
Dude, 11 minutes in and truth!!!
Plus yer funny as the f chord.
And good musicianship, I played piano and violin as a kid :)
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😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
I loved this special, great work!!! You are unique, smart and talented 👏 🎉
I had the pleasure of working with Armando performing together on cruise ships. Can say that he is a true class act to work with and to watch perform!!!
Thank you my friend. It was a pleasure working with you. You are a good man ❤
Very funny & creative!!!! "One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke." -Mark Twain
Haha. Thank so much then !!!!!!!! 😅
haha
lol
brilliant all around. huge fan. It’s hard to stand out in this world, and Armando has carved a niche all his own. Bravo Maestro!
Thank you ❤. Yes I do my best to be the only violinist French Iranian American Comedian lol
Same here
incredible !BRAVO
What a bizarre mish mash of talents and life experiences, but it TOTALLY works. Enjoyed very much.
I’m glad you noticed! Sometimes I’m wondering what’s the heck am I doing with my life 😂
Divine providence! Keep doing what you’re doing!
Exactly... It's just different!
so good
This man is HILARIOUS. He needs to come to New York or Peoria in the Midwest where there are SMART audiences to capture his intelligent humor.
Thank you for this great comment. I will be back in NY soon ❤
I agree, you have to think for his punhclines
NY like LA crowd
so funny and clever!
I met Armando in a Holland America cruise after watching his awesome performance on stage. He is a natural comedian, as we laughed even during a Ping-Pong match while he was making funny jokes for every shot. Congratulations Armando for a GREAT SHOW and I hope to see you in Atlanta.
Merci azizam ❤ it was a pleasure losing 9 times in a row while you played with your left hand. 😅
Let’s keep in touch on social media. Or email at ArmandoisAmazing@yahoo.com
and he travels... Lucky him
Best comedian today!
This is such a brilliant blend of music and comedy; real comic genius! Loved the chords symbolising phrases and words! And the performance of La Folia was truly special. I've played violin for 32 years; its not an easy piece to perform. And as a lover of stand up Armando's special really stands out from the crowd! Really enjoyed this special with the added extra joy of a classical piece. Good luck to Armando in your stand up career; you're very talented, you'll do well.
Thank you dear Laura! I love when classical musicians leave comments ❤️🎻
he does really stands out from the crowd!
Yes his style is unique!
so brilliat with the ending
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, MESMERIZING, INCREDIBLE, SUPERB, ETC. YOU ARE THE BEST COMEDIAN AND VIOLIN PLAYER!
Thank you so much ❤ I am glad you liked it. Lots of work. Violin is still the hardest part 😂
@@ArmandoAntoComedy no way! You play AMAZING! like I don’t know what to choose from. If the comedy or the playing at the end!
😘
Armando, There aren't many comedy hours a viewer can revisit and enjoy as much as they did their first go round or even consider wanting to.
Your special was unique, I appreciate the combination of character, thoughtful humor, wit and musical expression.
The f and c word, lol!!! If I ever hear those sounds in public 🤣😂🤣!
I've shared your posts, shared your special, will watch it again because IT WAS THAT GOOD, and wish you CONTINUED success.
You have much to be thankful for this season. Revel in it!!!
Thank you so much for this incredible comment. It’s awesome when people appreciate all the work you put into a project so THANK YOU again my friend ❤🎉
Yes I love that about him
The best I ever seen!
Great special really enjoyed it. I thought I was the only illegal in this country.
Haha. “As a Mexican but they accepted me”
lmao
Love the French sense of humor. Charming and talented. We want more!
Thank you. I want more comments like this one ❤
Yes !!! Hard to hate
insane~!
Such a multi-talented artist, he makes people laugh about everything ! Highly sophisticated humour, so French !
Thank you so much for all these truths lol
Truly, it is as funny as beautiful in the music
right? It is insane how I never expect the pumnchline!
so good! I really emjoyed it!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SEE ARAB HUMOR DONE SO WELL IN ENGLISH. IT'S THE MOST IMPRESSIVE AND I'm halfway through ❤❤❤❤❤❤
All the love from an Egyptian American.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
Thank you brother. Please keep on sharing this special. It means the world to me. 🎉❤
A truly amazing comedy performance! Just when you think you know where he is going with his humor he does a 180! Love it! Great delivery and he does bring the "Talent" to a new level in Comedy!
Incredible
Great comedy special. No one deserves to have this much talent. A world class violinist and extremely funny. Yet he's masterful at both. The use of the violin to frame some controversial subjects gives the kind of contrast that allows us to laugh. His comedy brings America back together with laughter. Encore!
Awww and a big thank you to the best standup coach 🎉
But I am incredible for sure 😅
I agree! He is just at another level!
INCREDIBLE!
I’ve never heard a Persian French accent. I love it so much ❤
I am blushing ❤😅 thank you I don’t do it on purpose lol
sexy
At first when I clicked on this I thought “no, he has a violin, he’s probably not funny.” I was totally wrong. Loved it. As someone who used to play the violin that now lives in my closet I was completely impressed with his musical skill as well. This wasn’t just prop comedy, it was the best parts of a concert with jokes added in. AMAZING!
Yes the same! I almost turn off!
lol@@user-mt6cr1qg6g
A highly evolved special. What a pleasure.
I laughed, I thought, I got to hear a great piece of music...
Thank you!
Thank you so much ;)
I loved La Folia at the end!
I could not stop laughing!
Bravo Armando for orchestrating the perfect blend of laughter and melody in this stand-up special! A symphony of humor and a stunning finale. It’s a masterful comedy with lots f chords. I’m definitely going to like this comment 👍#ComedyGold #ComicGenius #JokesOnPoint #FrenchIranianComedian #ViolinistComedian #StandUp #NetflixStandUp
Thank you for this detailed and amazing comment. You are the best 🎉❤😅
As a violinist I agree!
Truly a master piece!
I love that you aren't afraid to joke about controversial topics! People need to lighten up and laugh more! Love your comedy and your beautiful violin playing! 🥰
Thank you so much, yes that is our duty to go on the edge! I am glad you like iT!
He jokes but says truth!!
I know the American politic section was crazy
I loved the bit about racism! god!
Never a dull moment with this guy 😂 highly recommended!
Thank you so much George! I agree lol
9 likes on your comment. That’s almost more than mine 😂
I was on the floor the entire time ;)
I agree man!
He is VERY talented, I wouldn't be surprised to hear more from this guy in a near future. He deserves his own Netflix special. I love stand-up but haven't come across anyone remotely as talented.
So I'm commenting and liking my own comment. Keep up the great work Armando and VIVE LA FRANCE
haha I love when people do my jokes in real life. Thank you so much for your comment and please keep on sharing the special.
incredible
This is the best special I have seen in such a long time. Carlin, Chapelle and now Armando!
Yep, and jim jefferies!
Congrats on a great special! Looking forward to seeing you live at Sierra Madre Playhouse in March!!
YES! can't wait ;) It's going to be fun!
amazing!
😂😂😂 I cannot stop laughing, Armando you have a such a unique style of delivering jokes , and the music with the violin such a great addition to the show!!!
Thank you so much. Best comment and so much truth 😂
I have never seen a comedian like this!
The delivery is definitely the one of a violinist!
Very classy comedian refreshing
I like “classy” ❤ thank you for watching 🎉
😂😂😂 amazing!! Superb comedian!
GRACIAS
Really amazing!
funny, Funny, FUNNY!!! Wonderful blend of comedy and music.
Thx Suzanne... You and your wonderful comment made my day !
the goat
Good laughs! This man is comedy gold!!!
THANK YOU! nothing would be possible except you guys!
I laughed the whole time
Love this guy!! Brilliant comedian 🎉❤ Armand come back to Houston soon!
Thanks to best fan in Houston!
loved him
Love it brother. Looking forward to even more new material!
Yes sir. Working on it everyday. 🎉
he has another special on youtube... more new material!
can not wait either!
Comedy and culture in one act. Awesome.
Classy and truthful in one comment ❤
@@ArmandoAntoComedy 🤣🤣🤣 critiquing critiques. That's a whole new act.
You have to think !
hard for the crowd lol
😂😂😂 Politically correct and devoid of profanity. Could not stop laughing for the entire hour. We need more of these laughs. Keep it coming.
It’s coming up 😅
Definitely
hahaha
J‘adore. Thanks for this great show. 👍
Mais de Rien... Merci pour avoir tout regarder.
INCROYABLE !
right!???
A very original act, most comics are self deprecating but Armando is a proud narcissist and I like it!!!
Haha well said 😅 thank you so much 🎉
I don't know, narsaccistic people are bad, this dude is making truth funny!!! Love it
For sure lol
he is the best at that for sure!
Hilarious. This special made me laugh out loud.
I am glad it did!!! I worked hard so it happened! Thx for watching
lmao
Armando great comedian 👏 he make my day ..keep going 👍
I will keep going my friend. Never stop 🎉
so good !
incredible!
Hilarious !!! and unique twist with the violin . The concert at the end was a total bonus . It’s hard to imagine that someone in the classical world has this dynamic of a personality !! 😂😂
Thank you!!! So much truth I am blushing lol
I was not expeciting this!
Thank you. I really needed a break from the current world problems. 💛💜💛
Thank you Carlito. I’m glad I have you a break from all this craziness ❤
that is for sure!
Wonderful comedy special
Thank you so much ❤
The goat ! french goat!
Armando Anto's sensational new special is an absolute masterpiece, effortlessly blending insightful reflections with side-splitting comedic brilliance, resulting in an unforgettable journey through the tapestry of current events. As if that weren't enough, the infusion of mesmerizing violin melodies and soul-stirring guitar harmonies adds a touch of exquisite elegance, elevating his performance to unparalleled heights of sophistication. Prepare to be mesmerized as the curtains draw to a close, for Anto's grand finale unveils a mind-blowing violin performance that transcends the boundaries of ordinary entertainment. This is an unmissable experience that will leave you spellbound, so mark your calendars and make sure you secure a front-row seat for this extraordinary event when he comes to your town!
Ok that’s the best comment in the history of comments ❤😂🎉
So good!
this was a final performance level!
Im so happy this is out !!! Funny and classy !! Love the addition of the musical
Element !!!
Thanks! best LA fan ;)
the best
lol yes!
Loved the end with the violin encore!!! It showed the other side of your talent. Great virtuoso playing😅
Thank yo Marlene for watching You are the best!
What an insane special
I watched it tonight! great as always! I can want to see you live! Come to Chicago soon!
Thank you. Chicago is on my list for next year :)
Me too I want to see him live!
Wow Great Show!! Very funny comedian and talented violinists! Thumbs up 👍🏼
Thank you so much for all this trues lol. 😂❤️🙌🏼
I havent seen a thum down yet
agreed its so good!
You are soooo funny and talented. So clever. I laughed sooo hard. The music was exquisite - and so unexpected. You elevated my evening. Merci. Encore!!!!
Awww 🥰 thank you so much.
Clever AF
I loved it ;)
clever as hell!
Armando Anto always brings it, such an excellent special.
Thank you for all your input! We know you have a part in this lol
The best! hands down!
So funny! I love good hearty laughs. Excellent concert too 😂
Thank you Silvana! your comment means the world
Its amazing !!
great show Armando. Hope you return to Austin soon.
Hey! here is my best Auston Fan!!! Good to hear from you! Your book was great!
He has two! I saw his other special called "maestro of Comedy"
He is very talented and very funny lovely😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Thank you much! So much truth in your words 🥹🥹🥹
😍
Amazing comedy and great delivery! You are one multi talented man! Keep the jokes and the violin playing going!
But there is no talent 😂
You can see he is a musician in his timing!
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yep
Maravilloso comediante 😂 me encanto el violin 🎻
Muchas Gracias 🎉❤
Es incredible !
El mejor comediante
Great special I love the venue ❤❤❤❤😊
The venue was the best and I can’t believe their misspelled the name of the incredible owner of the venue 😅
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Armando i found you from your shorts, and you are so hilarious! Keep telling jokes because man you are gonna go so far !! you’re amazing ❤
Awww thank you so much! Comments like this always give me more energy to go further so YOU ROCK!
he is are so hilarious!
🥰
yes I like him too!
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep it up Armando!!!
Thank you Dulce, you know you are one of my favorite fan!
YEY!
Great Special! I subscribed and I'm watching it for a second time. Thanks for the laughs 😂
Thank you so much 😊 you have good taste!
I watch it 3 times!! I win!
amazing
lol
A whole special for free!!! I'm spoilt!
we all are!
Armando is simply HILARIOUS!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!
FOR SURE!!! AMAZING!
Wow he's crazy good on the violin!
Awww thx. So much truth lol. 😅
If you can play like that! you can do comedy lol
Wohoo finally out! killing it Armando keep it up!
Thx bro! My best fan in San Antonio!
he is the best
Excelente contenido!
THANK YOU SO MUCH
love it! I saw his other special called "maestro of Comedy"
Classy funny comedy man! Super happy for you man! Also makes me regret not continuing music lessons lol.
Haha. Maybe continu the comedy classes. Thank you ❤
he is classy funny comedy man!
I regret not quitting lol!
This guy is absolutely hilarious! Love his style! 👍
Thank you Michael! I love your comment
unique !
cc
Awesome special! So proud of you! 👏🏼🍾
Thank you my man. Can’t wait to tour all those clubs next year. Tones of content for promotion. ❤
AMAZING SPECIAL AGREED
Amazing comedian. Wonderful violinist. Absolutely great show
Thank you so much for your comment Hilton ❤️
You are a billiant artist armando 🖤 combination of skills makes your work standout ,i'm so happy for you 🥂 and here’s my best wishes to conquer the world 🍷 cheers !!
Let’s do it 💪🏼 THANK YOU for your comment and sharing.
It is a crazy mix
He does standout
he needs to go viral now!
amazing performer
Great job, Armando! I can’t believe how many specials you’ve put out into the past two years. You’re a beast and this one is a great showcase of your multitalents.
THANK YOU! it was a pleasure to have our special come out at the same time. UNFORGETTABLE
That was so funny man well done, every time you said wrong city I laughed harder. You have yourself a new fan, pleased I found this and grateful you shared this. Oh and the piece of music at the end was a lovely touch, you showed passion and played superbly.
Thx for the amazing comment, I am blushing. But I agree, it's an incredible special lol. Thank you new fan !
I am so happy I found this special too!
Never been to LA
Thankyou 4 providing comedy and politicalltherapy and 4 oh couse being your talented self. With admiration. Gracia (whoops).❤
Thx for the great comment :)
Hilarious, original and always solid! I was there, excellent job Armando!!
Thank you my dear ❤
I love the consistency if the strong jokes
Hilarious!
😅 this comedian is very funny
Thank you so may Cat!
I laughed so hard for 60 min
Bravo, Armando! Congrats, epic one hour special. 🎉
Thank you sir. Means a lot ❤
YEAH!
Really outstanding
🤣
😂 nice show my friend!
Thank you so much for enjoying the whole hour !
I loved it!
The end bit was the best with the singing shaman. Do you have another song😂
I know!!! LOL ! And the worst part is that I really asked that question during my trip!
that one killed me!
I’ve been following Armando for years now, he’s so talented and q master at whet he does! Loved this special, Netflix needs to give him the next one!!!
Awww thank you Bernie. You are the best. Loved being part of your show. ❤❤❤
HE IS SOOOO GOOD!
Loved every minute of it! 👏👏👏
Thank you. I loved every word of this comment ❤
Loved every second
I usually do not laugh loudly when i watch stand ups but this time I really did. Amazing and very creative work. Respect
Thank you sir ❤ I love comments like this ❤
So funny 😂
thank you so much
You are so funny 😂 I'm big fan from 🇩🇿
Thank you my friend from Nigeria. Keep in Sharing ;)
me too!
Armando is a great comic and a great guy. Wonderful special and you really need to see him live to truly appreciate his talent.
Awww. ❤ thank you my friend. ❤
This guy is brilliant. Please show him some love.
Thank you so much sir ❤️
SURE!
yes that is what I am doing!
Brilliant stuff Armando!
Thank you my man!
really good!
The 'gay terrorist' . . .. 😂🤣😂
Thank you Jose, I am glad you liked that joke lol
teh whole Gay Terrorist bit is on his first special! I saw his other special called "maestro of Comedy"
Done! 🙂🙂 Subscribed!
Nice way of expressing and revealing ideas, through humour.
Humour was a very strong way to maintain the mental health, hope and optimism during the hardest times in Easter Europe, during communist repression.
Thank you so much. Yes I agree. We can bring so much through humor. 🙏🏼
Really hilarious special! Armando Anto sense of humor is very witty and the violin addition really brings a more unique angle to his performance. True maestro - true comedian!!!!
True fan!! Merci beaucoup ❤
Yes and no need to swear!
true comedian yes!
Best show out on RUclips
Best comment on my special ❤
agreed hands down!
i know!!! so good!
I hope this goes viral
Great job!
Thank you Chef
thx for all the comments ❤
Thanks Armando , from Ecuador South America 😅
Hey I’ve been there 🎉 gracias from LA 😅
This guy has fans all over the globe!
amazing show!
Excellent! Formidable! :-)
Merci. Vous avez de bon goût !
alussinante
lol
👏👏
Gracias 🎉
Armando’s show is a hit live and on video! I was at this show in person and laughed my head off and I watched the whole video and laughed just as hard. It is unique and engaging with his virtuosity as a comic and a musician!
Thank you Andrea. You are a true fan lol. Your the best
Hahahahahaha I love this guy 😂
Thank you ;) I love myself too lol
Very intelligent comedy in another level with Gods.
Awww thank you so much. Yes I try to keep smart 😅
Music is the real passion of many artists that had to become comics to pay the bills and eat
Exactly. And the same backward 😂
@@ArmandoAntoComedy ...You are correct!
I think its the opposite lol
whatever I am sure he makes tones of cash with both
Brilliant show, very unique.
Thank you so much. I try :)
really outstanding
Genius!❤
Hilariously funny
Thank you so much, you are the first comment ;) It's about time
I saw his other special called "maestro of Comedy" ! I loved it too!