Mark Watson - The Infinite Show (Full Special)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

Комментарии • 132

  • @watsoncomedian
    @watsoncomedian  4 месяца назад +212

    Yes, you have to watch it on loop to get the 'infinite' experience. I don't make the rules, I just broadcast them.

  • @kajzerek
    @kajzerek 4 месяца назад +169

    when you think about it, it's really nice of mark to upload this

    • @HowlinMadMurD0C
      @HowlinMadMurD0C 3 месяца назад +8

      Your friend and mine Mark Watson!

    • @kingcos19
      @kingcos19 3 месяца назад +3

      Oh for sure! he wants to make people laugh

    • @lpenn
      @lpenn 3 месяца назад +4

      below the line are gonna love him

    • @itcat_x2605
      @itcat_x2605 Месяц назад

      Why does this, and the replies, read like Mark posting on Alt Accounts? Lol.

    • @HowlinMadMurD0C
      @HowlinMadMurD0C Месяц назад

      @@itcat_x2605 well that’s why we are where we are.

  • @inazonitobe737
    @inazonitobe737 3 месяца назад +74

    Finally a comedian that speaks at the same speed and volume as intrusive thoughts.

  • @Mark_LaCroix
    @Mark_LaCroix 4 месяца назад +48

    All the "if you're watching this in the future" jokes land pretty well, unfortunately.

  • @jonstewart464
    @jonstewart464 Месяц назад +1

    Great show! Really love it when a full hour of thoughtful and affecting live comedy gets handed to me on plate for free. Will share - thanks!

  • @newsles2
    @newsles2 4 месяца назад +14

    Wonderful to see this uploaded. Most generous good sir. My partner and myself are great fans of your humour, in particular your Radio 4 shows Mark Watson Talks A Bit About Life, Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better and Mark Watson talks To The Nation. Thanks for all you do, and please keep it coming!

    • @watsoncomedian
      @watsoncomedian  4 месяца назад +5

      Sounds like you’d enjoy YHCIH, the series on the channel. Thanks for the kind words!

  • @KeithBinding1
    @KeithBinding1 2 месяца назад +3

    Love your work Mark, every tour - no, make that every performance, 'cos they're all different- I've seen has been a belter 😊

  • @dingdongsomethingswrong
    @dingdongsomethingswrong 4 месяца назад +7

    Lovely. Never had the chance to see you, since, as they say, the old uh, "I live in Denmark". What a treat.

  • @baoboumusic
    @baoboumusic 4 месяца назад +30

    6:57 "...where I won't be so isolated..."
    Narrator: Mark would in fact be isolated for most of the next year.

  • @Spartacus005
    @Spartacus005 3 месяца назад +4

    Watching your season of Taskmaster kept me sane through writing my bachelor's thesis, so I was very excited to see this pop up in my recommendeds! Glad I'll have something to keep me going through my master's, considering this show is infinite and that likely will be too

  • @paulharrion3398
    @paulharrion3398 3 месяца назад +3

    Totally agree with your comments about 'Center Parcs.'
    I had a weekend there many years ago, and we forgot to pack towels. I'm still paying the loan off!

  • @beth12svist
    @beth12svist 3 месяца назад +9

    Haha, I was thinking "wait, Mark Watson is Jewish?" and then it was the punchline. 😂 Well played.

  • @jessicarowley9631
    @jessicarowley9631 3 месяца назад +5

    So glad to see this in my suggestions. I missed this show live so many, many thanks.

  • @EnderMB
    @EnderMB 3 месяца назад +4

    As a Bristolian and a Bristol City fan, I can definitely say that we're proud of him here. Thanks for uploading your show, wish I could've been there!

  • @fakename757
    @fakename757 3 месяца назад +3

    I’m yet to find anyone like mark, he’s just so genuine and he makes everything funny somehow, he’d be a national treasure if he wasn’t southern :(

  • @craighamnett
    @craighamnett 4 месяца назад +41

    If this is infinite this might take me a while. Big if.

    • @watsoncomedian
      @watsoncomedian  4 месяца назад +17

      The only way to correctly watch it, is to loop it. Infinitely.

  • @IAMPLEDGE
    @IAMPLEDGE 4 месяца назад +6

    What a brilliant show. The spoon joke had me laughing out loud, which always seems odd in the summer when you live in a small block of flats. It was a bit like that episode of No More Jockeys where Horne was berating Key for having a sneezing fit. I wish I could work out which episode it was in.
    PS great value for money at £0.00. Keep it up.

    • @mythalive
      @mythalive 4 месяца назад +2

      I happen to have just watched a clip of that! Set 2, game 2.

  • @peterspyer1124
    @peterspyer1124 4 месяца назад +12

    for what it's worth that bee joke had me laughing to tears. 10/10

    • @lkbergen
      @lkbergen 4 месяца назад +2

      WHY IS IT THE SIZE OF NEIL KINNOCK?!

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 4 месяца назад +4

      Solid performance from Bee Joke. High pass completion rate and a couple of assists.

  • @philh5292
    @philh5292 4 месяца назад +3

    Looked forward to watching this all day after I was alerted to it being posted. It didn’t disappoint! Great stuff. 😂

  • @trudimclaren4301
    @trudimclaren4301 4 месяца назад +16

    As a Kiwi, I love the 'Australia's 2nd shittest export wine' joke 😂

  • @fiddledwhileromeburned9197
    @fiddledwhileromeburned9197 3 месяца назад +4

    Comics hated Magicians since the dawn of time. The Comedy & Magic Theatre in San Francisco must be an absolute war zone.

  • @VonBlade
    @VonBlade 4 месяца назад +3

    As someone who enjoys your radio 4 show, I'm glad I already knew the mentalist bit. But then as a very long time fan, I know during hours 18-20 of your extra-long shows they _felt_ infinitely long. So maybe I won't need to loop this. I was fond of the bee gag too.

  • @bigglezuk
    @bigglezuk 4 месяца назад +4

    Thanks for uploading - great way to spend my lunchbreak!

  • @davidmaclennan5925
    @davidmaclennan5925 3 месяца назад

    Really good clean act! A breath of fresh air in many ways! Well done 👏

  • @WagnerGimenes
    @WagnerGimenes 4 месяца назад +1

    This deserves a bigger audience. Great show as always, Mark.

  • @Hello_Hi_Ghost
    @Hello_Hi_Ghost 3 месяца назад +2

    saw you on taskmaster, very funny. good job.

  • @mythalive
    @mythalive 4 месяца назад +2

    Really don't mind the focus on audience work and building connections with others. We need more of that.

  • @Shepherd204242
    @Shepherd204242 3 месяца назад

    Thanks so much for the upload. Wonderful stuff. I first saw you MCing at Up the Creek in Greenwich around 2007-2008. Funniest in the room, and that’s proven to be the case ever since in all your radio and TV work. And, clearly, stand up.

  • @baschoen23
    @baschoen23 3 месяца назад +1

    RUclips found your number buddy. Saw a short earlier and then got this. Good stuff 😂

  • @roselewis24
    @roselewis24 4 месяца назад +2

    Thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks for posting!

  • @kingcos19
    @kingcos19 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant set my friend. Love from MA, USA 🇺🇸

  • @samhughes9631
    @samhughes9631 4 месяца назад

    This is great, cheers for the upload Mark - I'm going to watch it again in a minute.

  • @Dax893
    @Dax893 4 месяца назад +3

    Mark's Shirt reads 'Great Japanese Navy'

  • @Radagast-
    @Radagast- 4 месяца назад +3

    I went to Centre Parks (I can spell, me!), in Cumbria with my wife and little boy. We had a chalet next to a fishing lake... I think the previous guest released his live bait when he left (let's generalize about gender of fisher people), because we came back to a swarm of blowflies on the second night...
    We were hastily moved to another chalet and although it was admittedly superior, we didn't get an apology, either! Customer service is presumably not seen as a priority.

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 3 месяца назад +2

    Mark seems like such a cool guy

  • @CerahHedrick
    @CerahHedrick 3 месяца назад

    I for one, love the "I'm too sexy" jokes, classic 😊. Thank you Mark 😉

  • @TableLampMokaPot
    @TableLampMokaPot 4 месяца назад +2

    This is great. Really funny.
    Over!

  • @DJChamber
    @DJChamber 2 месяца назад

    Brilliant, made my day!

  • @alicehrazdira
    @alicehrazdira 2 месяца назад

    Absolutely awesome 😂

  • @TheSunlight74
    @TheSunlight74 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for this! Really enjoyed

  • @alextw1488
    @alextw1488 4 месяца назад

    As a kid I could make myself gip thinking of infinity so I'm looking forward to this :) Ta for uploading. ps the bee/spoon/bog gag kills

  • @alanharper4478
    @alanharper4478 2 дня назад

    Brilliant!!!!! X

  • @withonelook1985
    @withonelook1985 3 месяца назад +2

    I think Mark was actually voted one of the sexiest David Baddiels on twitter…

  • @doctorfunkshock
    @doctorfunkshock 3 месяца назад

    Actually really nice as an ex-Bristolian, to get all the geography back - like I know where the Cabot Tower is in relation to the Old Vic

  • @willhancock7570
    @willhancock7570 4 месяца назад +3

    I’ve watched this 342 times so far, just took a brief pause to write this

  • @moonlitknight5393
    @moonlitknight5393 3 месяца назад +6

    I’m a simple guy. I see Mark Watson, I click like.

  • @unicyclist97
    @unicyclist97 3 месяца назад +1

    Just as I was wondering what Mark was up to ❤

  • @stewarthodgins6020
    @stewarthodgins6020 3 месяца назад

    Quality gig as always.

  • @kingcos19
    @kingcos19 3 месяца назад

    I will forever be your fan. Come to Boston!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 4 месяца назад

    In the 1970's there were between 105 1nd 110 Pringles in a tube. (When mom took us 3 kids to a baseball game, she would count a stack of 5 or 10 at a time for each of us...)

  • @catmannersScaryCatLady
    @catmannersScaryCatLady 4 месяца назад +7

    Fantastic! What a treat

  • @charlesstanden1685
    @charlesstanden1685 4 месяца назад

    Saw this show at the Fringe in what must have been 2019 - brilliant

  • @acolakes
    @acolakes 4 месяца назад +3

    guys don't watch this i'm stuck in an infinite loop with this show forever and i cannot escape

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 3 месяца назад +2

    Nailed it.

  • @dougieh27
    @dougieh27 3 месяца назад

    I always look back on work produced before the end of March 2020 as coming from some quaint more idealistic/naive time. Interesting to hear Watson refer to the growing misapprehension and uncertainty of that little slot of time...just before everything went pear shaped.

  • @oddforest
    @oddforest 4 месяца назад +10

    If divorce is one of the top three most stressful things that can happen to you, I wonder where discovering that your husband has been having a years-long affair would rank.

  • @gavinjones8543
    @gavinjones8543 3 месяца назад +1

    Quirk on legs. Top drawer.

  • @VL-qy4fc
    @VL-qy4fc 4 месяца назад +3

    👏👏👏👏👏👏
    WHOOP
    WHOOP
    WHOOP
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @pooroldnostradamus
    @pooroldnostradamus 4 месяца назад +10

    Ah, well, now then. I may be having one or two, your friends and mine, problemos with other life commitments while trying to finish an infinite show, but I don't mind it.

  • @tomwilson88
    @tomwilson88 4 месяца назад +1

    I got asked how much was in my wallet during the show in Liverpool.

  • @deborahwhibley5215
    @deborahwhibley5215 3 месяца назад +1

    Best comedian out there ..always loved you xxx

  • @airquotescomedian
    @airquotescomedian 3 месяца назад

    I watched this and thought, "S'alright I guess, I could stand to watch more." And then the other day I was watching Fist of Fun and guess whose ugly mug I saw in that?

  • @diaanamitchell3504
    @diaanamitchell3504 4 месяца назад +2

    I knew you could do cool stuff

  • @michaelrobson3460
    @michaelrobson3460 3 месяца назад +1

    You're mint, fella .
    Be gentle with yourself.

  • @barghast
    @barghast 4 месяца назад

    Very enjoyable 😁

  • @alf8618
    @alf8618 4 месяца назад +1

    Thankyou

  • @zoek3420
    @zoek3420 3 месяца назад +2

    epic

  • @Nicktorrancejones
    @Nicktorrancejones 3 месяца назад

    Still looking for the kind of thing to be involved with and then the restaurant that I have been very short film

  • @ByteMe619
    @ByteMe619 4 месяца назад +6

    it’s a good job that virus you kept joking about never really amounted to much

    • @amelialikesfrogs5778
      @amelialikesfrogs5778 4 месяца назад

      it killed millions and at risk people still have to be careful cos its still out there and no one wears masks anymore, not even healthcare professionals in high risk places that at risk people are likely to have to visit.

  • @Cam11010
    @Cam11010 4 месяца назад +1

    Jesus! So funny, loved it.

  • @noahf.05
    @noahf.05 4 месяца назад +3

    YIPEEEE

  • @lotsofstuff9645
    @lotsofstuff9645 3 месяца назад

    Technically if you accept determinism your son being late was determined at the point of the Big Bang if not before. When I was at school I once came up with a very complex story late note that was very “Lord of the Rings” adjacent. Included dragons and everything. It was a religious school so they loved that sort of thing.

  • @raymonsandhu5474
    @raymonsandhu5474 4 месяца назад +1

    Canada's loving it

  • @OliverBennett-c8l
    @OliverBennett-c8l Месяц назад

    Cool

  • @zacharydenboer5450
    @zacharydenboer5450 3 месяца назад +1

    Being divorced before lockdown must have been terrible. Hope you did ok!

  • @flippiissocool
    @flippiissocool 4 месяца назад +1

    I wonder if you will ever hold your mic closer to your mouth to ease every audio guy's mind 😅
    Also looking forward to seeing you in Edinburgh again!

    • @watsoncomedian
      @watsoncomedian  4 месяца назад +9

      Got to put these people through their paces.

    • @frowningJoker
      @frowningJoker 4 месяца назад +2

      Looks like the mic he's holding is just a prop, as there's another one clipped to his t-shirt

  • @kevcatnip7589
    @kevcatnip7589 3 месяца назад

    Hope he plays HALIFAX ,,, But only if its handy

  • @ram-p3v
    @ram-p3v 4 месяца назад +12

    love your work, but its a bit strange to lament your divorce as if its some horrible thing that happened to you instead of the direct consequences of your actions after cheating on your wife for 3 years

    • @mythalive
      @mythalive 4 месяца назад +6

      For what it's worth, I don't think the knowledge that one has caused one's own situation and caused others pain makes things any LESS horrible; moreso really. You recognize your mistakes, do what you can to accept the consequences (maybe by talking about it), and do the best you can moving forward.

  • @renzo6490
    @renzo6490 3 месяца назад +1

    Can this be translated into English?

  • @MiniTrainLoco
    @MiniTrainLoco 3 месяца назад

    35:20 I’m sure I will 😂

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 4 месяца назад +3

    Strong opening with the viral jokes right out of the gate.
    That definitely didn't age poorly immediately with March 5 being the day of the first of over 25,100,000 total recorded Covid deaths in the UK.

    • @hbp2m
      @hbp2m 4 месяца назад +12

      Are you sure about that number of deaths, thats more than 1 in 3 of the people in the Uk.

    • @betterspud21
      @betterspud21 4 месяца назад

      There have been only 7 millon (reported) deaths worldwide! Unless you're quoting Daily Mail figures, I'll assume you're mistaken.

    • @philh5292
      @philh5292 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, I think it's over 25 million recorded cases of Covid in the UK. Not deaths. Death tally is around 200,000.

    • @charlesstanden1685
      @charlesstanden1685 4 месяца назад +2

      I mean that’s definitely not right 😂

    • @philh5292
      @philh5292 4 месяца назад

      I think it's around 25 million CASES of Covid in the UK. Definitely not deaths.

  • @gingerbard2607
    @gingerbard2607 3 месяца назад +1

    Adding a laugh track wasn't a good idea (around 42.00).

  • @gadams47
    @gadams47 2 месяца назад +2

    Quite tedious and far too much emphasis on being pathetic. I felt like punching my screen but realised a worthless expense would be involved. So moved on......

  • @Rizon1985
    @Rizon1985 3 месяца назад

    Got misophonia so your strong start forced me to turn it off within seconds.

  • @dallasreid7755
    @dallasreid7755 3 месяца назад +1

    Astonishingly unfunny

    • @arnoudh6203
      @arnoudh6203 3 месяца назад +1

      Humour is subjective