Uncle Roger LOVE this Crazy Chinese Cooking Video

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  4 года назад +10030

    Hallo niece and nephew! Give this video a like and follow the kung fu chef lady if you have Douyin (Chinese tiktok): v.douyin.com/JMgV4vc/
    Uncle Roger editing the video for zoom date with Auntie Jenny now, make sure to subscribe to see how it goes! Video coming out next Sunday
    BAI BAI 👋

  • @littlebluepanda394
    @littlebluepanda394 4 года назад +35204

    "Nine toed people are the worst people" I didn't realise that Uncle Roger is lack toes intolerant.

    • @lizilynn
      @lizilynn 4 года назад +769

      Nice pun ahahaha😂

    • @Jendude321
      @Jendude321 4 года назад +445

      holy shit hahahah

    • @Steve-rq3ki
      @Steve-rq3ki 4 года назад +154

      Lmao

    • @aimee4294
      @aimee4294 4 года назад +214

      Wow...hahaha you punny lol

    • @Gumby518
      @Gumby518 4 года назад +31

      @@kangxin2613 by Jordan Peele

  • @josephlance1198
    @josephlance1198 4 года назад +23664

    2020 may be a horrible year but at least it brought us Uncle Roger!

    • @dude8130
      @dude8130 4 года назад +186

      Yeah it killed off kobe and black panther and gave us uncle roger. Killed 2 to bring in 1. 2020 is cruel and you might be next.

    • @mentalhealthandus-tz8tl
      @mentalhealthandus-tz8tl 4 года назад +235

      I think the creation of Uncle Roger is one of the best things to happen in 2020

    • @Ch0ng_J0ng_Ch0
      @Ch0ng_J0ng_Ch0 4 года назад +18

      @@dude8130 don't forget corona

    • @1firesource489
      @1firesource489 4 года назад +33

      @@Ch0ng_J0ng_Ch0 Please... Don't remind us...😢😢😢

    • @dude8130
      @dude8130 4 года назад +8

      @@Ch0ng_J0ng_Ch0 killing off thousands 😔

  • @velcrox
    @velcrox 4 года назад +2684

    Chinese cooking video: adds msg, changes rooster sexuality, etc
    Aunty Hersha: intensively writes down notes

    • @velcrox
      @velcrox 4 года назад +105

      Bac C haiyaaaaa msg is just better salt

    • @grimmiekazuma2979
      @grimmiekazuma2979 4 года назад +56

      @Bac C haiyaa we here is all msg, delicious food? Msg. Stir fry? Msg. Msg is god gift trust me la

    • @GreatValueOprah
      @GreatValueOprah 4 года назад +83

      @Bac C msg is not any worse for your health than salt the only reason people believe that is rumors there is no scientific basis

    • @lucylulu1549
      @lucylulu1549 4 года назад +33

      Bac C if you add a lot in one dish then yeah it’s bad for you. But a lot of American junk food contain msg. It’s just flavor enhancer.

    • @xxstrikeabyssxx
      @xxstrikeabyssxx 4 года назад +60

      @Bac C The whole msg is bad craze started years ago when some man said it caused him heart problems and it got to the news. Everyone started fearing msg but after years of research, scientists found no bad health effects besides the same ones you get from over consuming salt. But the rumor that msg is bad continues to stay despite all the scientific evidence that its not.

  • @penguinZ85
    @penguinZ85 2 года назад +665

    Back in 2014, I started having seizures out of nowhere and a met with a neurologist who told me it was because I had an allergy to MSG and to stop eating foods with MSG. Fast forward a few months and the seizures continued. It turned out that the seizures were caused by a brain tumor. I think the doctor had an anti MSG agenda. I’m fine now and enjoy food with MSG without worrying about anything.

    • @incidentlyaniguana2193
      @incidentlyaniguana2193 2 года назад +1

      A bunch of racist soccer mom's and food executives went on a crusade against it, like 30 years ago and people still have a bias when there has been no evidence that it's any worse than salt.

    • @motoote256
      @motoote256 2 года назад +28

      Thats a sad story

    • @penguinZ85
      @penguinZ85 2 года назад +83

      @@motoote256, Yes, but I feel like a little rebel now whenever I have MSG.

    • @akinigiri
      @akinigiri 2 года назад +79

      Damn, what kind of doctor is that ... scan the brain before blaming MSG.
      I am very glad that you are ok now!

    • @penguinZ85
      @penguinZ85 2 года назад +64

      @@akinigiri , she definitely had an agenda. I was also pregnant at the time. I had a seizure in the hospital about 10 hours after giving birth and was given a MRI and a proper diagnosis. I’m not defending her at all, but I think her agenda got in the way. I left a pretty scathing review on Google.

  • @justinhurst5937
    @justinhurst5937 4 года назад +6511

    I love how Uncle Roger is talking to the audience as if it’s his nieces and nephews.

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 4 года назад +72

      Justin Hurst I really liked this also for some reason!

    • @TiffWoo
      @TiffWoo 4 года назад +237

      It's also in chinese culture if u meet someone older like ur parents friend or some older grown up u refer to them as uncle and auntie kind of like the English version of Mr. And Mrs.

    • @TheTrailerCREAT0R
      @TheTrailerCREAT0R 4 года назад +57

      But I am his nephew

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 4 года назад +23

      Tiffany W Right, that’s why I think it’s cute. I’ve been studying Chinese and I noticed this custom also. So I guess it feels more immersive. :)

    • @dancecentralYESXD
      @dancecentralYESXD 4 года назад +24

      What do you mean “as if”?

  • @hishuxx8914
    @hishuxx8914 4 года назад +2035

    "MSG is salt on crack"
    This is the most accurate thing I have ever heard.

    • @lukeh9300
      @lukeh9300 4 года назад +14

      I thought it was really bad for you and that's why lots of asian restaurants advertise that they dont use it.

    • @earlofthefallen444
      @earlofthefallen444 4 года назад +22

      @@lukeh9300 yes and no. To much is bad for health or so they say. I use both most of time

    • @KaylieRobinson
      @KaylieRobinson 4 года назад +64

      @@lukeh9300 That's false. It was a rumour started a long time ago. MSG is simply a salt, and in fact it has lower sodium than table salt per gram. It's naturally occurring in several foods as well, like mushrooms and tomatoes.

    • @sashishekhar8266
      @sashishekhar8266 4 года назад +3

      Well since we live next to China,we also use msg(aji no moto) in many of Chinese inspired Indian foods,the top noodles brand of India was also accused of using msg in high amounts and had to deal with law enforcement and was banned for sometime,well msg is salt on crack as Roger said,it's not bad for health but upto certain limits but msg can really fuck up your digestive system if you consume it daily.
      I never heard anyone died bcuz of msg
      but I have heard cases in which person had to go for operation bcuz of excessive msg intake, there's also a thing that most Asians grow up eating these cuisines,an Indian will also throw atleast 5-6 chillies and 6-7 variety of spices to make Indian version of French fries but I have seen westerners struggling to even digest this light spicy food,so you can say it's bcuz of genetics.
      Edit:it's also called slow poison by local chinese cuisine chefs themselves.

    • @stellakagrimanyan4148
      @stellakagrimanyan4148 4 года назад +28

      All of you are wrong. MSG is not a "salt". It is one part salt and one part glutamic acid. Glutamic acid is an amino acid found in savory foods like tomato's, cheese, mushrooms, oily fish, etc. MSG is made by fermenting sugar, so the "chemical" MSG that you can buy at the store is the same as glutamic acid naturally found in savory food.
      MSG is UMAMI. Salt magnifies flavor, where MSG ADDS flavor (savory/UMAMI). It is not bad for you at all, in fact if you use MSG you'll consume much less salt because in order to flavor a dish with MSG you only need 1/2 or even 1/4 of the amount of salt you would normally use.

  • @zhixci958
    @zhixci958 4 года назад +1523

    "MSG is salt on crack"
    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @HellenShort
    @HellenShort 2 года назад +778

    This video had me howling! The rooster part left me weak! 😂😂😂

    • @falconlore9666
      @falconlore9666 2 года назад +7

      I mean I was like WTH I could see it was a rooster before she even grabbed the wings from the size of the comb and wattles let alone the saddle above his tail.

    • @voiceoreason9884
      @voiceoreason9884 2 года назад +1

      That reminds me of a seventh grade biology textbook I had that showed a Punnet square where both "parents" were roosters.

    • @frankie5821
      @frankie5821 2 года назад

      Go to the dr then, you might be a wolf.

  • @funfnir3646
    @funfnir3646 4 года назад +7072

    For people who don’t read any Chinese here, in the beginning there’s a disclaimer saying no animals were harmed.

    • @rorqualmaru
      @rorqualmaru 4 года назад +414

      IDK, making a rooster lay eggs spells out GMO shenanigans to me.

    • @christyshao2912
      @christyshao2912 4 года назад +117

      Roy Watts I’m not sure if this is sarcasm but since there’s so many special effects in this vid I would assume (hopefully) it’s just more special effects & not real?

    • @rorqualmaru
      @rorqualmaru 4 года назад +67

      Christy Shao Did it really need an /s? Do I have to spell it out?

    • @RealAvus
      @RealAvus 4 года назад +123

      In Chinese standard, that is probably mean they didn't get eaten.

    • @FireRupee
      @FireRupee 4 года назад +33

      @@rorqualmaru Whipping out her kung fu coçk to make stir-fried tomatoes and eggs... Idunno, seems pretty all-natural to me.

  • @lexigrimhaive
    @lexigrimhaive 4 года назад +7076

    “She use kung fu to make omelette. Nobody ignoring you. People scared of you.”
    I love Uncle Roger.

  • @vehementtredecim8395
    @vehementtredecim8395 4 года назад +3461

    “MSG is salt on crack.”
    - Uncle Roger, 2020

  • @InTheSp3ctre
    @InTheSp3ctre 2 года назад +129

    My grandma lives in a small village that used to be very poor, but still they all used MSG at those hard times ✨ We refer to it as Aji-no-moto

    • @YSFmemories
      @YSFmemories 2 года назад +15

      btw in case you didn't know, aji no moto is the brand name of that brand of MSG, but it actually means 'the base of flavour" in japanese

    • @dieule507
      @dieule507 2 года назад +9

      Ahhh... the classic "origin of flavor" brand. They are the pioneer of MSG mass production.

    • @luqman_alifio8075
      @luqman_alifio8075 2 года назад

      And then sasa join in, enhancing their reach

    • @idgafaboutyourfeelings001
      @idgafaboutyourfeelings001 Год назад

      Wtfff
      We eat aji-no-moto in Nigeria too😂. Never knew it as msg tho

    • @jojoanggono3229
      @jojoanggono3229 Год назад +3

      If I'm not mistaken, MSG was invented by Japanese scientist.

  • @kuro_100
    @kuro_100 4 года назад +1467

    *imagine MSG didn't exist:*
    *there would be no uncle roger*

    • @colo8316
      @colo8316 4 года назад +3

      factssss ruclips.net/video/-TRo67w2f_U/видео.html

    • @richardmarlev8393
      @richardmarlev8393 4 года назад +3

      yea :|

    • @TIA-0217
      @TIA-0217 4 года назад

      How would there be no uncle Roger if there's no msg lol or is that suppose to be a joke? Coz jokes are suppose to be funny and that comment wasn't 😂💯

    • @icvyz
      @icvyz 4 года назад +17

      @@TIA-0217 you missed the joke...

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 года назад +3

      centralside who over the age of 6 uses the 100 emoji un-ironically

  • @hannahm.4508
    @hannahm.4508 4 года назад +819

    Uncle roger is that chinese uncle at family gatherings where you greet "hi uncle how are you long time no see" and then that uncle will say "you are so ugly what is your salary are you rich". Always in golf collared t-shirts. Tells everyone which food is bad and ends up finishing it.

    • @vivihumusic
      @vivihumusic 4 года назад +48

      Plus”oh you look fatter “

    • @fruitpunchsamurai8
      @fruitpunchsamurai8 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @AverageVirgo
      @AverageVirgo 4 года назад +2

      You seem to have a lot of experience like that :))

    • @masteryoo188
      @masteryoo188 4 года назад +2

      Oh gosh lol subscribers here are as funny as the youtuber

    • @N7bb6
      @N7bb6 4 года назад +11

      "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? You gay?"

  • @Theo-ge9uh
    @Theo-ge9uh 4 года назад +905

    When you're so early the rice isn't even done cooking yet

  • @SaleenS351R
    @SaleenS351R 2 года назад +27

    Watched some more of your recent videos first, when I discovered uncle Roger. My have you come a long way. You are literally two different people. It is quite impressive. Keep at it!

    • @UrashimaLuke
      @UrashimaLuke 2 года назад +2

      Just came by this video in the same fashion. You right there was a lot of improvement! But it's also interesting to see some core aspects of the videos (all of the best ones) being kept to this day.

    • @martymarl4602
      @martymarl4602 2 года назад

      he shaved his legs for sure....lol

  • @MisterMicrowaves
    @MisterMicrowaves 4 года назад +2004

    “Don’t give this woman any pet, they will need therapy.”
    One of the best Uncle Roger quotes ever! 🤣

    • @Dampachi100
      @Dampachi100 4 года назад +10

      They don't need therapy. It's all in their head!

    • @dingusbingus7463
      @dingusbingus7463 4 года назад +18

      Just sprinkle some MSG on the pet, it’ll be fine

    • @zhyyii
      @zhyyii 4 года назад +1

      bianca mae Macabasag it’s edited the part she throw the chicken was a fake chicken lah bodoh

    • @whatxxxxyou
      @whatxxxxyou 4 года назад +1

      @@Dampachi100 eeyy... but the rooster needs one though.. explaining how the horror the process she had made it to lay eggs

    • @feywildgamingyt
      @feywildgamingyt 2 года назад

      @@Dampachi100 ofc it is! That's where the brain is, after all!

  • @tromick
    @tromick 4 года назад +2386

    I love when he doesn't cut the part that he start to laugh himself.

    • @ansoliver8372
      @ansoliver8372 4 года назад

      what part? time

    • @tromick
      @tromick 4 года назад +17

      @@ansoliver8372 3:04 Watch the whole knife scene hahshsha

    • @parkyunhee2461
      @parkyunhee2461 4 года назад +12

      Trueee, that sudden change in character feels good

    • @penthoy
      @penthoy 2 года назад +1

      @@tromick He's laughing so just in case 9 toe people saw what he said, when they see he laughed, it reminds them that he's just joking.

  • @Hitomankiri
    @Hitomankiri 4 года назад +632

    2020: *Exists*
    Uncle Roger: Too many thing happening

    • @AmandaTroutman
      @AmandaTroutman 4 года назад +17

      This is a whole ass mood

    • @ezel2920
      @ezel2920 4 года назад +4

      That's what I was also thinking of when he said that...

  • @chronxdev
    @chronxdev 2 года назад +68

    LOL the rooster laying eggs is hilarious. I'm glad you called it out

    • @GuyHeadbanger
      @GuyHeadbanger Год назад

      Just have to scare him enough with crazy kung fu skills.

  • @garyhe5024
    @garyhe5024 4 года назад +734

    A few days later:
    Uncle Roger meets the crazy cooking lady.

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 года назад +4

      That would be awesome 😂😂

    • @n.hanissyahirah5832
      @n.hanissyahirah5832 4 года назад +21

      She is going to throw Uncle Roger up to the sky with her "kung fu"

    • @Thexis_
      @Thexis_ 4 года назад +1

      I'm looking forward to it.

    • @bozhoujin5925
      @bozhoujin5925 4 года назад +5

      N. Hanis Syahirah She’s going to make Uncle Roger lay eggs

  • @jocelynchew9004
    @jocelynchew9004 4 года назад +621

    Pls never change the orange shirt. such a staple uncle roger look now

  • @candice3172
    @candice3172 4 года назад +3267

    Everybody gangsta util this chinese lady makes a male chicken lay eggs.

    • @wess7113
      @wess7113 4 года назад +20

      lmaooo

    • @xsanez_
      @xsanez_ 4 года назад +14

      Wow so original

    • @genneth4986
      @genneth4986 4 года назад +93

      For her next video she’s gonna make uncle roger lay eggs

    • @psk5896
      @psk5896 4 года назад +16

      You're gonna lose your mind if i tell you
      Male Chicken can actually lay eggs

    • @berliancs8170
      @berliancs8170 4 года назад +8

      @@psk5896 What? No it doesn't work like that

  • @shadeseph8817
    @shadeseph8817 2 года назад +61

    4:47 I laughed myself to tears over here

  • @tripleshing5069
    @tripleshing5069 4 года назад +1988

    "This is how CHEAP asian people are...."
    Never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with

    • @gregsavitt7176
      @gregsavitt7176 4 года назад +56

      Jewish People: Is that a challenge?

    • @woahdudeholup782
      @woahdudeholup782 4 года назад +27

      Mexican people: yes!

    • @majot511
      @majot511 4 года назад +19

      Omg same. My family is not that poor but for some reason I was brought up with only the cheapest things 😂

    • @tripleshing5069
      @tripleshing5069 4 года назад +21

      Me: Wanna use the shower
      My mom: Use the fucking pail of water

    • @mayorbeetlejuice4841
      @mayorbeetlejuice4841 4 года назад +2

      So true

  • @mfr.pr24
    @mfr.pr24 3 года назад +3449

    This man has single handedly increased the stock value of MSG by 100%

    • @therealladyk.hatake8400
      @therealladyk.hatake8400 3 года назад +84

      That's so true cause my mom bought three bag of aji no moto. She never got it due to her having high blood pressure but my grandma put that shit on every dish she made & she literally put it on everything including spaghetti.

    • @Kevin-jz9bg
      @Kevin-jz9bg 3 года назад +10

      yoooooooooo facts

    • @AndyouareWrong
      @AndyouareWrong 2 года назад +6

      Good it can help them stop breeding.

    • @jamzqool
      @jamzqool 2 года назад +5

      @@AndyouareWrong yeah, that's why there's plentiful of chinese in the world eh?

    • @saintvictorie
      @saintvictorie 2 года назад +8

      @@therealladyk.hatake8400 I love it in soups

  • @dukenecromancer245
    @dukenecromancer245 4 года назад +1245

    The way she handles that chicken.
    Vegans: *Sweating profusely*

    • @seoyeonsofti1683
      @seoyeonsofti1683 4 года назад +20

      Jokes aside. The chicken is fake.

    • @ThatOneJalapenoKid
      @ThatOneJalapenoKid 4 года назад +14

      Vegans don't have air conditioning either?

    • @angel-qo3wp
      @angel-qo3wp 4 года назад +27

      I think non vegans were also sweating profusely😰

    • @FranciscoIG
      @FranciscoIG 4 года назад +1

      Can a vegan even sweat?

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 4 года назад

      @@seoyeonsofti1683 it oughta be

  • @ananyamondal7786
    @ananyamondal7786 Год назад +5

    "Dont give this woman any pet, they'll need therapy."
    on total agreement on this.

  • @johnt1173
    @johnt1173 4 года назад +803

    Ngl if uncle Roger and auntie Jenny dated and had child their child would be the gorden Ramsey of rice

  • @oofsehun2705
    @oofsehun2705 4 года назад +1532

    “Uncle Roger should have put MSG on my marriage. Then maybe Auntie Helen won’t throw me out like chicken.” *SIGHHHH*

  • @Phantom-ht9hx
    @Phantom-ht9hx 4 года назад +1418

    Gordon ramsay: Found lamb sauce
    Uncle Roger: Found MSG
    Jackie Chan: Found his long lost daughter working at Chinese Restaurant

    • @pkvstudio
      @pkvstudio 4 года назад +48

      Well, it’s more like Jackie disowned his daughter 😂

    • @sup9441
      @sup9441 4 года назад +16

      Jackie Chan: disown lesbian daughter

    • @ole633
      @ole633 4 года назад

      Wtf is msg?

    • @brezzybrooks722
      @brezzybrooks722 4 года назад +2

      ole633 Salt on steroids

    • @josemachado6942
      @josemachado6942 4 года назад +2

      Msg is an added chemical that in the brain tells us OMG I need to have it. It's the uemami factor. I think I spelled that wrong. There no benefits or known adverse affects from people eating it. Some people like myself are sensitive to msg so I can't eat alot of Chinese food, or they use very little msg

  • @rsyaefurrochman
    @rsyaefurrochman 2 года назад +79

    Even it's weird video, if you use MSG you get Uncle Roger's approval

  • @reiji3934
    @reiji3934 4 года назад +1099

    Uncle roger : this is the WORST cooking instructional video-
    *put MSG
    Uncle roger : this is the BEST cooking instructional video i've ever seen!!!

    • @runrun9201
      @runrun9201 4 года назад +4

      MSG FTW

    • @osoimagingpr7759
      @osoimagingpr7759 4 года назад +3

      Hahahhaa!!!!

    • @splashiernutt7832
      @splashiernutt7832 4 года назад +2

      ははははははははははははははははあっははははははははははははははははあははっははははははは

    • @ummeiguess
      @ummeiguess 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @wickedblueberry6992
      @wickedblueberry6992 4 года назад +4

      msg REEEEEE #msgthekingoflavor

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 4 года назад +3991

    "MSG is salt on crack"
    *I have never been offended by something I 100% agree with*

    • @viz_who1499
      @viz_who1499 4 года назад +71

      Haiyaa how are u offended by msg uncle roger offended by racism and u offended by msg? Disappointing

    • @troublesszn8628
      @troublesszn8628 4 года назад +19

      @@viz_who1499 *u didn't get the fucking joke 👌*

    • @muskelmotte437
      @muskelmotte437 4 года назад +29

      You guys do realize the meme makes no sense...

    • @kissshot4053
      @kissshot4053 4 года назад +23

      @@muskelmotte437 exactly but "iTs a mEMe"

    • @Sidiciousify
      @Sidiciousify 4 года назад +3

      @@kissshot4053 how old r u

  • @MrPickle-wj4se
    @MrPickle-wj4se 4 года назад +589

    Conspiracy theory: Uncle Rodger made his RUclips channel with the sole purpose of promoting msg

    • @adrientaylor9840
      @adrientaylor9840 4 года назад +4

      He's made videos before uncle roger

    • @_danfiz
      @_danfiz 4 года назад +3

      No Toby NO!! 😆

    • @alanx216
      @alanx216 4 года назад +6

      He is single handedly making China great again, all hail Uncle Roger and TikTok

    • @nigelnyoni8265
      @nigelnyoni8265 4 года назад +2

      Hahahaha 😂😂😂 highly possible. MSG, Rice cookers, and cooking on fire

    • @ardyarshad3594
      @ardyarshad3594 4 года назад +2

      We need to bring back the FIIIRRREEEEEEEEE not induction what ever it is 🐛🐛🐛😜

  • @dabulphilly
    @dabulphilly 2 года назад +42

    She did crack the eggs with one hand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DragonballBlack
    @DragonballBlack 3 года назад +4344

    “What kinda Kung Fu Dragon Ball bullshit” 😂

  • @ritameow9227
    @ritameow9227 4 года назад +1535

    I think I died when he pointed out that chicken was a freaking rooster 😂 “Your kungfu so good it can give chicken a sex change?”

    • @sauce8148
      @sauce8148 4 года назад +12

      why is this underrated 😂

    • @robertnorris8367
      @robertnorris8367 4 года назад +6

      Saw your comment before I got to that.....still had me creased. 😂😂

    • @elymarvingatpayat3107
      @elymarvingatpayat3107 4 года назад

      This is hilarious hahahahaha

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 года назад +1

      grew up on a farm i was callin that shit out the second i saw eggs drop was like hol up na i aint eatin that.

    • @solo_king.vibezz5555
      @solo_king.vibezz5555 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @flevite8251
    @flevite8251 3 года назад +2401

    I thought if buying a coffee for 5 hours is just in Indonesia, but in entire asia do that. Nice culture,asian proud. I do same.

    • @deprimat666
      @deprimat666 3 года назад +60

      We used to do that but now wifi and unlimited data is so cheap I don't need to worry

    • @mahbubo_guy
      @mahbubo_guy 3 года назад +7

      Im surprised

    • @lediamaro6949
      @lediamaro6949 3 года назад +33

      Warkop moment🤣

    • @MassWonderFC
      @MassWonderFC 3 года назад +45

      Free WiFi and Free Air Con check

    • @greenee04
      @greenee04 3 года назад +17

      I do the same in Poland 😂

  • @RNS_Aurelius
    @RNS_Aurelius 2 года назад +12

    The Chinese way to write MSG is literally refined flavour.

  • @Joule6001
    @Joule6001 4 года назад +1231

    “9 toe people are the worst people”
    The guy with 8 toes: thats a relief

    • @tomitomi5832
      @tomitomi5832 4 года назад +12

      lmao

    • @hamzobie5515
      @hamzobie5515 4 года назад +7

      8 is luck number tho..

    • @cdpgeorge
      @cdpgeorge 4 года назад +4

      9 toe's is a Borderlands original Psycho enemy. He also has 3 balls.

    • @LCRequiem
      @LCRequiem 4 года назад +2

      Yare yare daze

    • @LCRequiem
      @LCRequiem 4 года назад +2

      @@cdpgeorge lmao

  • @mughatovizhimomi6446
    @mughatovizhimomi6446 4 года назад +1616

    The one person who disliked this video probably has 9 toe

    • @itsfiffyabdillah7464
      @itsfiffyabdillah7464 4 года назад +37

      And probably anty helen is the one 😆

    • @ialphasoul2460
      @ialphasoul2460 4 года назад +14

      And Auntie Hersha 🤣😂

    • @user-ug1yq6zt5t
      @user-ug1yq6zt5t 4 года назад +2

      Or they got sick of him pausing every two seconds like a kid that wants attention

    • @Dum_toad
      @Dum_toad 4 года назад +11

      Probably people who don't use msg

    • @dojostv176
      @dojostv176 4 года назад +5

      Welp, i think we know who has 9 toes here.

  • @avengerwidow9
    @avengerwidow9 4 года назад +482

    uncle roger at beginning of video: "too much kung fu, this video weird"
    uncle roger when MSG was introduced: "BEST COOKING VIDEO EVER 😍"

  • @KungPaoPenny
    @KungPaoPenny 2 года назад +2

    1:36 Real Asians don't use aircon Uncle Roger - they roll their shirts up to their chest, let their stomach hang out, and fan themselves off.

  • @VinaVerde
    @VinaVerde 4 года назад +527

    "Just go to coffee shop. Buy one coffee 3 dollars. Stay for 5 hours." - Uncle Rogers
    Relatable 😂😂

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 4 года назад +1

      Right

    • @metalrock720
      @metalrock720 4 года назад +1

      Well tbh if you are using the WiFi a lot that would be more expensive than paying for WiFi. The trick is to not buy coffee and stay for 5 hours 😂

    • @muzamir
      @muzamir 4 года назад +1

      In Malaysia, we go to a restaurant called ‘mamak restaurant’,(restaurant operated by Muslim Indian) to get free internet. So we’d sit there, order a cup of iced water (which is usually free or about 20 cents a cup) and sit there for SIX HOURS just to use the internet and play online games with friends

  • @goose375
    @goose375 4 года назад +1095

    “Don’t spin knife around, it dangerous.”
    Also same guy “hospital is near, it ok 👌.”

    • @LordGopu
      @LordGopu 4 года назад +18

      Uncle Roger doesn't know if hospital nearby to Kung Fu Lady's house

    • @Edenmm
      @Edenmm 4 года назад +3

      @Lordgopu he is talking about something he said to a white man who is allergic to peanuts.

    • @MrThunk
      @MrThunk 4 года назад +5

      @@Edenmm I think he knows

    • @LordGopu
      @LordGopu 4 года назад +3

      @@MrThunk Yes lol

  • @raine__dear5914
    @raine__dear5914 4 года назад +3605

    asian people: ENGLISH WORD on shirt
    white people: CHINESE CHARACTER tattoos
    💪💪💪

    • @jaz2k5
      @jaz2k5 4 года назад +250

      Both: "it means courage" (it says "soup").

    • @cahidijoyoraharjo7833
      @cahidijoyoraharjo7833 4 года назад +109

      And they think they're so cultured! LOL

    • @jojojoleen
      @jojojoleen 4 года назад +12

      蝦仁炒蛋!

    • @planko2905
      @planko2905 4 года назад +5

      MSG mẹ chọn là nhất

    • @TsunamiMT
      @TsunamiMT 4 года назад +60

      At least tshirt is removable

  • @ChrisHadirahardja
    @ChrisHadirahardja Год назад

    Thank you uncle Logel for making funny weejio, fuiyoo…

  • @virvak4044
    @virvak4044 4 года назад +603

    The moment when you realize you've watched too much of Uncle Roger, when you and your thoughts start to sound like him
    Haiyaa

    • @sh0sh4nn4
      @sh0sh4nn4 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunny_sunshine0411
      @sunny_sunshine0411 4 года назад +1

      Haizza

    • @justabaritone845
      @justabaritone845 4 года назад +4

      Now you made me have that stuck in my head

    • @zytpangpang
      @zytpangpang 4 года назад +4

      I taught my Canadian husband to say Haiiiiya when he hits his toe......hahahahahahaha it is the funnies thing!

    • @CAPTAINCOOKPH
      @CAPTAINCOOKPH 4 года назад +1

      Haiyaa!

  • @wondererponderer7331
    @wondererponderer7331 4 года назад +2066

    Am I the only one binge-watching Uncle Roget after he approved Gordon's scrambled eggs? He's the real deal.

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 4 года назад +10

      I'm here 'coz of Ozzy Man.

    • @tashahamed3369
      @tashahamed3369 4 года назад +4

      Sameeee lmao

    • @VannrithSourisVa
      @VannrithSourisVa 4 года назад +2

      @@carabiner7999 same hahahah

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 4 года назад +1

      @@tashahamed3369 Also, I think Gordon is a total tosser; food aside. You don't have to be a mega wanker, to provide good food and service. IMNSHO.

    • @mr.summons7703
      @mr.summons7703 4 года назад

      Yes!!!

  • @naumanjaved5927
    @naumanjaved5927 4 года назад +1227

    "Is your Kung Fu that good that you can give a chicken a sex change?" LMFAO *DEAD*

  • @devara_ma
    @devara_ma 2 года назад +15

    The Video is so short but Uncle Roger managed to make it 7 minutes and 35 seconds

  • @ShopnilAhmad13
    @ShopnilAhmad13 4 года назад +361

    Everyone: "we need air, water and food to survive!"
    Uncle roger: "msg??"

  • @OneJumpFromEden
    @OneJumpFromEden 4 года назад +210

    When Uncle Roger resets and the observations/jokes get even better

  • @qsO-f25
    @qsO-f25 4 года назад +353

    His ‘accent’ is how I read all of these comments.

  • @brianbauer9211
    @brianbauer9211 2 года назад +21

    Uncle Roger giving all his effort despite sweating like crazy, hard work has definitely paid off for you Uncle Roger.

  • @trishatenorio7998
    @trishatenorio7998 4 года назад +149

    when he said “how can you make that chicken lay eggs, it’s a rooster” damn i lost🤣

  • @dragon.phoenix
    @dragon.phoenix 4 года назад +295

    Uncle Roger was the epitome of Asian uncles and aunties: nothing is ever right. First, wrong egg fried rice, then wrong customers at the restaurant, and now an actual Chinese cooking video, also wrong... That is until he saw MSG being used.

    • @MazdaRX7007
      @MazdaRX7007 4 года назад +4

      The first egg fried rice technique was legit horrendous though, unvle roger is in the right..

  • @casualxaf8151
    @casualxaf8151 4 года назад +576

    Uncle Roger: she's just doing kung fuu and abusing animals
    * adds a ladle full of MSG
    Uncle Roger: uncle roger think he might be in love

  • @hongeeng4756
    @hongeeng4756 2 года назад +1

    Msg is a natural ingredient found in tomato, seaweed, mushroom etc. So if you cook things with a lot of tomato msg not needed

  • @anthonychieng7347
    @anthonychieng7347 4 года назад +287

    All that kungfu and chinese fantasy drama powers.
    Notice she doesn't mess around with rice.
    Sensibly uses a rice cooker.

    • @sumiyasimi165
      @sumiyasimi165 4 года назад +8

      What did Chinese people do before the invention of rice cooker.

    • @PlannedMayhem
      @PlannedMayhem 4 года назад +66

      Sumiya Simi work on inventing the rice cooker

    • @sumiyasimi165
      @sumiyasimi165 4 года назад +5

      @@PlannedMayhem Ha ha🤣
      But I'm actually curious. Chinese and Korean people seems always using rice cookers or microwaves. Neither of these methods seems to work well on our rice though, I tried.

    • @nukbincanfly7560
      @nukbincanfly7560 4 года назад +3

      @@sumiyasimi165 They boil it while closing the pot I think.

    • @doraluffy
      @doraluffy 4 года назад

      @@sumiyasimi165 Your're just doing it wrong.

  • @fishmnger3718
    @fishmnger3718 4 года назад +399

    "This woman abuse the chicken then abuse the cat. *HAIYAA* Don't give this woman any pets, they will need therapy"
    Uncle Roger spitting facts

  • @_GameOn_
    @_GameOn_ 4 года назад +3888

    the girl: pulls out a rooster and makes it lay eggs
    Uncle Roger: hay hay hay, that is MALE chicken
    BUSTEEED

    • @ADGNet
      @ADGNet 4 года назад +64

      I dunno but it had me dying.. haha

    • @B69ne
      @B69ne 4 года назад +73

      Non binary chicken.

    • @vv-th7co
      @vv-th7co 4 года назад +87

      Siamese rooster bro..from thailand after they retired from cockfighting scene usually they goin gender change ops in order to make living

    • @ufatamanna
      @ufatamanna 4 года назад +23

      @@vv-th7co the more you know

    • @Itsgemmaplays
      @Itsgemmaplays 4 года назад +5

      but some types of rosters lay eggs

  • @popbeadgal6644
    @popbeadgal6644 2 года назад +2

    Riddle:
    If a rooster lays an egg on the peak (point) of a roof, which way will it role off?
    Neither to the left nor to the right , only hens lay egg.

  • @SleepingSoldier
    @SleepingSoldier 4 года назад +412

    MSG would've made the Marriage So Good.

    • @BuffSoldierWithBigGun
      @BuffSoldierWithBigGun 4 года назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @dubdu3674
      @dubdu3674 4 года назад +6

      Ur a fucking genius

    • @Chockitkat
      @Chockitkat 4 года назад +3

      Say louder for the people behind you. Even I didn't think of that

  • @ld7561
    @ld7561 4 года назад +1114

    "Many Asian people, we like wearing shirt, with English word. I see that many time, in Asia. It's like, White people. They like to get tattoo, of Chinese word. We all think, we're very cultured!" 👆
    Ha, I love this guy!😂

    • @lowtzechien5308
      @lowtzechien5308 4 года назад +24

      That's right, everybody gets roasted, including himself

    • @snowlynx1585
      @snowlynx1585 4 года назад +9

      Its so true tho a lot of Asians think wearing a shirt with English words on it makes them look 'cultured'

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 4 года назад +27

      lynx or I guess a lot of people from all over the world think wearing foreign languages make them seem cultured

    • @foreseengust
      @foreseengust 4 года назад +5

      This guy has a profound understanding of the world and it's ways.

  • @tenshikim2013
    @tenshikim2013 2 года назад +26

    Uncle Roger, I send my biggest thank you! I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time! Eyes watered from humorous tears! I watch all your videos, but this one is king of humor!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BriJBo
    @BriJBo 4 года назад +2473

    "Where she get CHICKEN from?" 🐓
    "From ceiling?!"
    "Don't store chicken in ceiling! That is not very nice to chicken."
    🤣 My favorite part.

    • @TheGanasai
      @TheGanasai 4 года назад +1

      Mine too

    • @RomeoLover2
      @RomeoLover2 4 года назад +12

      Omg this scene came up when i was reading this

    • @stepj7973
      @stepj7973 4 года назад

      @BriJBo my favorite part of the video was reading your comment and looking at your beautiful profile picture. 😍 May I have your phone number?

    • @AuthenticallyTee
      @AuthenticallyTee 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juezack3796
      @juezack3796 4 года назад +1

      03:44

  • @kyhbjy23423
    @kyhbjy23423 4 года назад +305

    "salt is so 2005"
    never felt so insalted before

    • @sarahmarsh4027
      @sarahmarsh4027 4 года назад +7

      One more salt pun and Auntie gonna suicide 😂

    • @hisashiburytv368
      @hisashiburytv368 4 года назад +6

      @@sarahmarsh4027 please don't assalt me for this pun 🥺🙏

    • @sarahmarsh4027
      @sarahmarsh4027 4 года назад +5

      @@hisashiburytv368 Me: *Somersalts off building*

    • @johnal3890
      @johnal3890 4 года назад +3

      I cant think of any salt jokes!
      If anyone has spare salt jokes please msg it to me

    • @marcusyeong
      @marcusyeong 4 года назад +2

      thou salt not laugh at M Ass Ghee joke

  • @WabbitCrouton
    @WabbitCrouton 4 года назад +309

    Uncle Roger so hot from British Summer, his perm comes back.

  • @lelekoko8986
    @lelekoko8986 2 года назад +1

    “Nobody ignoring you everybody is scared of you” 😭😭

  • @dr4gonbornnn
    @dr4gonbornnn 4 года назад +810

    This episode of Food Wars was great. React to other episodes.

  • @michelleanderson1218
    @michelleanderson1218 4 года назад +707

    "Nine toe people are the worst people" *breaks character with laughter* At least he knows what he's saying is weird. 🤣💜

    • @MrHi1000k
      @MrHi1000k 4 года назад +14

      You can tell he almost broke character into laughter

    • @sugino666
      @sugino666 4 года назад +9

      Honest "nine toe" sounds like nipple in Chinese mandarin 😂😂😂 don't know did he notice that

    • @michelleanderson1218
      @michelleanderson1218 4 года назад +2

      @@sugino666 oh that makes it so much better!! 🤣

    • @sugino666
      @sugino666 4 года назад +6

      Nipple people are the worst people? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michelleanderson1218
      @michelleanderson1218 4 года назад +3

      @@sugino666Aren't they?? 🤣

  • @cindynoverin7780
    @cindynoverin7780 3 года назад +1676

    the girl : throws chicken, feed cat a sh*t
    uncle roger : the pet needs therapy
    the girl : put eggs to washing machine to mix it
    uncle roger : this girl can't whisk an egg. so sad
    the girl : puts MSG
    Uncle roger : This is the BEST cooking instructional Weejo

  • @avinashxavy2934
    @avinashxavy2934 2 года назад +1

    After a fuck up day at work, uncle roger wiydeo makes me happy and ready for tomorrow’s fuck up.

  • @tomshepard9050
    @tomshepard9050 4 года назад +327

    This is Chinese physics, it’s in ALL the mobile games ads everywhere.

    • @mythydamashii9978
      @mythydamashii9978 4 года назад +6

      Not mobile games, old old movies hahaha....

    • @267harn9
      @267harn9 4 года назад

      MythyDAMASHII and tiktok videos

  • @a.kasper8596
    @a.kasper8596 4 года назад +490

    Even Nigel cracked himself up with "9 toe ppl are the worst ppl"

    • @Rich-gd4fc
      @Rich-gd4fc 4 года назад +17

      Always amusing to see what makes him break character.

    • @Thatma
      @Thatma 4 года назад

      You stole, my comment

    • @Wenlock5
      @Wenlock5 4 года назад

      @@Thatma no

    • @MaxineJulian
      @MaxineJulian 4 года назад

      Andrew Kasper sadly I don’t get the joke 😩

    • @mikeychen8337
      @mikeychen8337 4 года назад

      3:24 lmao

  • @TawaraboshiGenba
    @TawaraboshiGenba 3 года назад +247

    Ah, this was my first Uncle Roger video. Back then, I didn't know what I was watching. Now, I'm more hooked on Uncle Roger videos than I'm on MSG.

  • @kawaiiamethist
    @kawaiiamethist 17 дней назад +1

    This girl's about to gather the Dragon Balls and summon Shenron to make the most badass fried rice.

  • @saythename5761
    @saythename5761 4 года назад +129

    "Nobody ignoring you, people scared of you" -Uncle Roger, 2020

  • @HappilyCarnivore
    @HappilyCarnivore 4 года назад +227

    "Is your kungfu that good that you can give chicken the sex change?" Tears

  • @aliensr2d2
    @aliensr2d2 4 года назад +170

    Gordon Ramsay: “WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?”
    Uncle Rodger: “WHERE THE MSG!?”

  • @alanchoichang8336
    @alanchoichang8336 2 года назад +1

    watching the earlier vids, you notice that uncle roger's voice getting haiyaa and haiyaa.

  • @malghus6278
    @malghus6278 4 года назад +326

    Neighbors: why is my electricity bill so high
    Uncle roger:🤐🤫🤥

    • @jnprince07mama77
      @jnprince07mama77 4 года назад +3

      Jerome Welcome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @seattle88888
      @seattle88888 4 года назад +1

      Will be normal for both, it's equilibrium, you stole your neighbour and your neighbour stole yours

  • @vincenttang8069
    @vincenttang8069 4 года назад +183

    Used to hate orange shirt but now I kind of like it.

  • @letvrie
    @letvrie 4 года назад +1345

    *Avatar: The Last Egg-Bender*
    _Funny Edit:_
    _Long ago.. There were the four egg fried rice recipes living in harmony..._
    *Until the colander nation attacked.*

  • @TSM99999
    @TSM99999 2 года назад +5

    I had just subscribed and never stop laughing since then. What refreshing videos indeed. Thanks uncle Roger !

  • @michelle732mn
    @michelle732mn 3 года назад +555

    “Many Asian people, we like wearing shirt with English word. I see that many time in Asia. It’s like white people. They like getting tattoo of Chinese word. We all think we very culture” 😂😂😂

    • @WhisperingStoryHaven
      @WhisperingStoryHaven 2 года назад +21

      My 3 years old student here in China came to class with a shirt written “hail satan”. 🤣insane

    • @Mostspecialusername
      @Mostspecialusername 2 года назад +4

      @@WhisperingStoryHaven Try "Spread Beaver" on a grannys T-shirt.

    • @saptabima7987
      @saptabima7987 2 года назад +1

      @@Mostspecialusername lol

  • @rosiecozy1997
    @rosiecozy1997 4 года назад +220

    I died when uncle roger realize that the chicken is a rooster 🤣 4:02
    Edit : thanks for the like guys, glad to laugh together with over 200 people 🤣✌️

    • @l-s-n9113
      @l-s-n9113 4 года назад +4

      "Is your Kung Fu that good?" 😂

    • @icey020
      @icey020 Год назад

      ''you can give chicken a sex change"😂

  • @boxerblake1
    @boxerblake1 4 года назад +1207

    When you suck at cooking, and it tastes like crap, MSG is the answer.

    • @MA-2020
      @MA-2020 4 года назад +13

      Yea. MSG is only for lazy or bad cook..

    • @OP-oj9od
      @OP-oj9od 4 года назад +63

      Nope. MSG will not make bad food taste good. It enhances the flavor of good food. I bet you wouldn't say those things about salt, yet it's kinda the same thing.

    • @mrainzooalgown2190
      @mrainzooalgown2190 4 года назад +69

      Lol delicious food make more delicious if you put msg... Western just racist. That's why people scared on msg they don't know thier junk food and other food have msg even veggies...

    • @-hihi-go1087
      @-hihi-go1087 4 года назад +29

      @@mrainzooalgown2190 yep.... White people always look down on other races just to make themselves look better

    • @anupojha4204
      @anupojha4204 4 года назад +10

      MSG is bad for health.

  • @dk4598
    @dk4598 6 месяцев назад +1

    Growing up I remember MSG always being there next to the salt. I don’t remember why I stopped using it, maybe I heard something negative about it so I stopped. However, after watching Uncle Roger videos I got nostalgic so tried to buy it. I went to 3 stores but couldn’t find it. I finally had to buy it on Amazon.

  • @hakanaras710
    @hakanaras710 4 года назад +807

    she is abusing literally everything; chicken, cat, rice and my eyes

    • @colo8316
      @colo8316 4 года назад

      hahahhahhahhaha ruclips.net/video/-TRo67w2f_U/видео.html

    • @Kim-vs4vb
      @Kim-vs4vb 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ruzahel6287
      @ruzahel6287 4 года назад +11

      Satarupa Halder dude it’s just a gag video, it’s meant to be comical, not a dull tutorial.

    • @sashaokware1530
      @sashaokware1530 4 года назад

      And the laws of physics

  • @hank_realz
    @hank_realz 4 года назад +469

    "Asian people are very cheap, we don't like pay for power, we don't like pay water, so we take water and power from sky"
    Me as a broke Indonesian: guess i not alone

    • @andreasoloansihotang122
      @andreasoloansihotang122 4 года назад +11

      Buy 1 latte stay for 6 hours in starbucks

    • @hank_realz
      @hank_realz 4 года назад +5

      Buy 1 iced tea stay for 10 hours on wartek

    • @dragon.phoenix
      @dragon.phoenix 4 года назад +4

      Buy 1 bottle of mineral water at CK then stay overnight

    • @andreasoloansihotang122
      @andreasoloansihotang122 4 года назад

      @@hank_realz bruh

    • @swabhawaindra7842
      @swabhawaindra7842 4 года назад +2

      It’s more cheap when u live near campus/school, just steal the wifi for the entire life, it’s freeeeeeeee

  • @Lee-hu5yz
    @Lee-hu5yz 4 года назад +195

    You know he’s a Malaysian when he says he stole his neighbor’s electricity😅

    • @petraleong
      @petraleong 4 года назад +3

      IKR LOL

    • @Zerofuckhasbeengiven
      @Zerofuckhasbeengiven 4 года назад +2

      bruh u still doing this till this day ah??
      my answer is, is he from malaysia?😯

    • @kdramafever697
      @kdramafever697 4 года назад +5

      @@Zerofuckhasbeengiven ya he is malaysian based london

    • @boii6569
      @boii6569 4 года назад +7

      @@Zerofuckhasbeengiven yeah he is malaysian uncle roger is just an character

    • @bbamethyst1
      @bbamethyst1 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @daniellehwing4667
    @daniellehwing4667 Год назад +3

    The fact that the original video uses a rendition of the NINJA GAIDEN game song astonishes me more than the dish itself!!
    Kudos!!

  • @ugyenwangchuk2413
    @ugyenwangchuk2413 4 года назад +948

    My friend tattooed a chinese word. It looked cool until the google translator app reads 'Rice Cooker'

    • @magnuswong6450
      @magnuswong6450 4 года назад +57

      is it this 電飯煲

    • @KC_1020
      @KC_1020 4 года назад +42

      @@magnuswong6450 or simply 飯煲 😂😂😂

    • @DiggOlive
      @DiggOlive 4 года назад +3

      hero

    • @hs_y.20
      @hs_y.20 4 года назад +18

      or maybe it is 電鍋

    • @phatphuc893
      @phatphuc893 4 года назад +7

      Ugyen Wangchuk is it饭锅??

  • @130909kiki
    @130909kiki 4 года назад +125

    After watching the lady's cooking, all I can say is 'HAIYAAA......'

  • @Balyakaj
    @Balyakaj 4 года назад +145

    “Wait wait wait
    That is rooster
    How can make male chicken lay egg”
    My favorite part.

  • @djngai
    @djngai Год назад

    the cantonese subtitle really nice wor ! Thank you for doing that !