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  • @Deathwatch-vy5wk
    @Deathwatch-vy5wk 2 месяца назад +88

    11:45 she stroked me for hours got me dying on the floor mate

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 2 месяца назад +3

      *aggressively stroked 😂

    • @Deathwatch-vy5wk
      @Deathwatch-vy5wk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@dundermifflinity I know after a while all you get is dust

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 2 месяца назад

      @@Deathwatch-vy5wk weird that you mind goes there. As rogue thoughts go, that’s pretty gay to admit publicly. Proud of you. 😘

    • @Deathwatch-vy5wk
      @Deathwatch-vy5wk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@dundermifflinity In what way is it gay? I'm not, but it's weird that you took it that way. Not that I'm against LGBTQ+ I in fact have a sister that is a lesbian and I'm happy for her. I'm just really confused about where in my statement did I come off as gay?

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 2 месяца назад

      @@Deathwatch-vy5wk you’re trying to start a conversation on men’s ejaculate.

  • @DailyNightmares100
    @DailyNightmares100 2 месяца назад +94

    Ive never flinched at one of the screen throws before but the baseball one finally got me, i knew it was coming as well.

    • @JonEvans-st9kt
      @JonEvans-st9kt 2 месяца назад +2

      Hate to admit but yeah that one got me only one that has so far

    • @tristanbabineau1532
      @tristanbabineau1532 2 месяца назад

      I just almost fell out of my chair it got me so bad

    • @martibee8984
      @martibee8984 2 месяца назад

      I saw your comment before the clip, and it ruined the surprise.

    • @jga320
      @jga320 2 месяца назад

      You are not alone

    • @Nilmur2
      @Nilmur2 2 месяца назад

      I damn well nearly tossed my phone

  • @Grakees
    @Grakees 2 месяца назад +50

    Having played baseball, that fucking baseball clip really sent me. I had my hand up in catch position, with throwing hand literally grabbing for nothing. I had no idea how much practice drilled those reflexes into me; now I know - brain lit up that old pathway like a fucking solar flare.

  • @GTRFREAK17
    @GTRFREAK17 2 месяца назад +11

    Brownies are no joke Kaif - Had to lay down on the floor so I wouldn't slide off! xD hahaha

  • @Auroche
    @Auroche 2 месяца назад +49

    Yeah nah I am FAIRLY certain at 10:05. That is indeed a landmine.

    • @eredaane4656
      @eredaane4656 2 месяца назад

      could be a canteen or an anti vehicle mine, dont think he could hold a loaded mine in the first place, but I dont see an opening for the canteen, just the hinge on top

    • @TheKillerman3333
      @TheKillerman3333 2 месяца назад

      Might be a hat

    • @Auroche
      @Auroche 2 месяца назад +2

      @@eredaane4656 you just said "It could be a canteen, or a landmine" anti vehicle mines are landmines. They are mines, that sit on the land.

    • @kelseyblue576
      @kelseyblue576 2 месяца назад

      it is likely a disarmed anti vehicle landmine he is probably a vet

  • @kamnikaze
    @kamnikaze 2 месяца назад +42

    10:00 That is a Soviet TM-46 anti tank mine.

    • @FireSkunk
      @FireSkunk 2 месяца назад +3

      grandpa is always ready and waiting

  • @noggyplays2822
    @noggyplays2822 2 месяца назад +31

    The chicken wing story is real, she was responsible for ordering the food for all the schools in her area, she would order extra and not account for them in the paper work, she would then go pick up the boxes of chicken wings herself in her own vehicle, and then sell them and pocket the money. She did it for like 10 year or something before an audit was finally done and they found out.

    • @boborz7146
      @boborz7146 2 месяца назад

      Correction. She did it over the course of 19 months during the height of 2020 Disease. She used money meant to feed poor children during a GLOBAL PANDEMIC to steal over 11k boxes of chicken wings and other foods. And all she got was a 9 year prison sentence, ridiculous.

    • @danielgirard3722
      @danielgirard3722 2 месяца назад +4

      Ya, she was doing it to feed her gambling addiction if I remember correctly.

    • @PastryGator
      @PastryGator 2 месяца назад +1

      It was for 2 years during COVID. Probably less oversight during that time period.

  • @SargeWolf010
    @SargeWolf010 2 месяца назад +28

    4:56 if it was other lego sets I would've divide in head first 😂
    5:14 he's smart smaller bag less bag fees
    18:53 part 2?!?! NANI?

    • @SargeWolf010
      @SargeWolf010 2 месяца назад +3

      19:45 I'd be a modified Gonk Droid

  • @mategetsnosleep3612
    @mategetsnosleep3612 2 месяца назад +6

    “Ebbz I’m dissolving.”
    😭

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 2 месяца назад +2

    26:53 the chicken wing lady was selling them. She originally did it to feed her family, and when she got away with it, she stole more to sell to neighbors, and it went from there.

  • @Ghostie_boi567
    @Ghostie_boi567 2 месяца назад +1

    30:16
    I know it’s just a meme, but I do want to teach the other viewers about this. There’s something called ambulatory wheelchair users, sometimes they need the chair and other times they can walk with a cane or even unaided. My sibling is an ambulatory wheelchair user, and with the way things are going I’ll likely end up as one too. Hope you learned something new today!

  • @deathreus
    @deathreus 2 месяца назад +4

    It's called the Call of the Void, you get a strong urge to just jump when you lean over an impossibly tall edge

  • @Dios_De_La_Muerte
    @Dios_De_La_Muerte 2 месяца назад +19

    At 1:13 anyone see the guy just floating

    • @Ashen_Night116
      @Ashen_Night116 2 месяца назад +4

      Well, they certainly didn't notice.

    • @ritalino7323
      @ritalino7323 2 месяца назад +1

      Was about to comment this 😅 the floating body in the back sent me 😂

    • @andrechagas2429
      @andrechagas2429 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, came here to see if anyone else had noticed it.

  • @RogueRhiRhi
    @RogueRhiRhi 2 месяца назад +4

    I really need this laugh. Heard some bad news today and I've been crying since. Also Happy Thanksgiving to any Canadians!

  • @ardianblakaj
    @ardianblakaj 2 месяца назад +17

    27:15 you should see the full story she wasn't stealing small amounts like 10-20 piece ones she was orderin thousand and schools and changing places and addresses 😂😂

  • @ChiboSader
    @ChiboSader 2 месяца назад +3

    27:00 the lady actually ran the school district's lunch program or something, and when some changes happened during covid the schools had actually continued to provide lunch to poor children in their areas, as their families had come to count on school lunches. So, these were chicken wings for impoverished children... and she would just take hundreds of cases of chicken wings, then she would re-sell them. Even worse, she then gambled away the money she made. She had also declared bankruptcy twice in the decade prior...
    Even worse, people are trying to HELP her... she was stealing money and/or food from poor kids... why is anyone trying to help? Let her rot...

    • @cjearth4609
      @cjearth4609 2 месяца назад +1

      Actually, its worse, she specifically ordered chicken wings which the school doesnt ever do, since its against regulation to serve chicken wings in school since they have bones in them

  • @FenekkuKitsune
    @FenekkuKitsune 2 месяца назад +6

    Nah, Kaif's right. Our slang and humour actually made sense. "Skibidi", "mewing" "rizz", it doesn't make sense...

  • @alfa2433
    @alfa2433 2 месяца назад +8

    This is the earliest I’ve gotten to a new video, lmao.

  • @ThatGuyChef
    @ThatGuyChef 2 месяца назад +11

    Why Is The First Thing I See a Spooderman 😂

  • @ryojimata3708
    @ryojimata3708 2 месяца назад +14

    The food meme where they fast forward trough the cooking of the duck put disclaimers on their video's now after people being upset over the animals in the video's. They aren't eating the pets in the videos.

  • @Vaprous
    @Vaprous 2 месяца назад +9

    10:00 - No that is legitimately just straight up a landmine. Specifically that's if I am not mistaken, an anti-tank mine. If I am not mistaken even more, its a " TM-46 anti-tank blast mine" i.e a Russian anti-tank mine. Which fits because I am pretty sure the uniform he's wearing is a Russian uniform; and the medals he have look a lot like Russian service medals. Dude probably served during an early cold war conflict.

    • @tygovanham6420
      @tygovanham6420 2 месяца назад

      The thing is an art exhibit of old wax figures (I think) that represent world leaders and such, as criticism that old people in politics are taking important decisions even though they are not invested enough or competent enough anymore to do so

  • @JNavy-oq4mu
    @JNavy-oq4mu 2 месяца назад

    The free ballin, make it clap got me!!😂😂

  • @TheAussieLeo
    @TheAussieLeo 2 месяца назад +2

    1:08 they completely ignore the drowned corpse in the background

  • @the1_grammy503
    @the1_grammy503 2 месяца назад +1

    Great video guys. I’m a boomer and found most all of the clips extremely entertaining and funny.

  • @discolizard712
    @discolizard712 2 месяца назад

    21:56 oh mate, i didn't even get to play video games, my LAUGH was too loud when i lived at home, and i'm one of those people that wheeze........ loved it when i managed to be home alone xD

  • @SlowRule
    @SlowRule 2 месяца назад

    7:43 bro is legit an intruder from the mandela catalogue, very unserious. Do not let him in.

  • @cephalonrevan2546
    @cephalonrevan2546 2 месяца назад +8

    In black ops 2 my emblem was a hairy Johnson that i then placed on my knife. 3k hours and took ever opportunity to jab my Johnson into ppl and advertise my cawk clan. I was the only member.

  • @jason23275
    @jason23275 2 месяца назад +1

    As soon as I saw the introvert shopping thing, I instantly thought of the warhammer shop

  • @Amrehlu
    @Amrehlu 2 месяца назад

    27:57 Totally missing the fact that it wasn't about the wings and that it was about her being black, stealing chicken wings, is the funniest part of that bit.

  • @colewilliams333
    @colewilliams333 2 месяца назад

    19:14 the boys would be a bunch of B1 battle droids.

  • @jamesspreadborough24
    @jamesspreadborough24 2 месяца назад

    22:08 yeah but that 20 seconds of gaming between 10: 30 and 00: 30 is the best gaming of your life till you get the headset smacked off your head 😂

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 2 месяца назад

    Honestly youtubers have made me appreciate people who have spent well over a decade at a job/craft
    Like youtubers have managed to basically make a journal of a job's day by day over the years

  • @RazanaArcclaw
    @RazanaArcclaw 2 месяца назад +1

    The women who stole the chicken wings then sold the boxes to black market basically lol.
    She didnt take them home, she bought them, picked them up, sold them off.

  • @grimglitchjester8502
    @grimglitchjester8502 Месяц назад

    I had a random kid out of the blue come up to me and said the skibidi was real I was minding my own business chilling having a coffee 😂

  • @makiskanyt9269
    @makiskanyt9269 2 месяца назад

    you know that final meme got me back to the times kaif used that song as his outro

  • @Kokichi846
    @Kokichi846 2 месяца назад +1

    Is no one going to notice that someone is drowning in the background? 1:10 - 1:17

  • @smeissner328
    @smeissner328 2 месяца назад

    8:29 A friend and I had this type of experience once in college. We used to go up to the bars near the campus to play some pool, and one day we got there and all the tables were taken. We asked this regular named Kenny if we could play a round against him, and he said sure. He sank a ball on the break and proceeded to clear the table in one turn. We said "table's all yours mate" and went somewhere else

  • @danvelez5838
    @danvelez5838 2 месяца назад

    ...THAT PUNCH....his response time is insane 😮

  • @ShiroKarasu120
    @ShiroKarasu120 2 месяца назад

    It's ok Kaif, the baseball one got me so good as well, I hurt my back flinching :(

  • @AlexDaDermahurr
    @AlexDaDermahurr 2 месяца назад

    man i love it when the audio quality sounds like a phone call

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B 2 месяца назад +1

    All these times Kaif has been jumpscared and he still hasn’t shit himself 🤔

  • @McGusder
    @McGusder 2 месяца назад

    1:35 man has never had food poisoning

  • @VorTheRedGod
    @VorTheRedGod 2 месяца назад

    No Glen, that is indeed a Landmine.

  • @Danielandvehciles
    @Danielandvehciles 2 месяца назад

    That is the second time that that exact baseball one has got me

  • @Arothgar
    @Arothgar 2 месяца назад

    Ive been watching Kaif and that for quite some time. Only now realized that his mustache doesnt join in the middle.

  • @kelseyblue576
    @kelseyblue576 2 месяца назад

    12:59 looks like one of the secret service members from monsters vs aliens lol

  • @MisterViewtiful
    @MisterViewtiful 2 месяца назад

    You got to wake up at 8am? We Americans have to wake up at 5am. Lucky

  • @Zingarius
    @Zingarius 2 месяца назад

    28:14 you know that radiologist isnt just taking one x-ray and then goes home he takes 100 a day maybe even more

  • @TheFlyingBoxtroll
    @TheFlyingBoxtroll 2 месяца назад

    Don't worry, Kaif, I did it too. I also ended up tossing my phone across the room I startled so hard

  • @boborz7146
    @boborz7146 2 месяца назад

    As a man, I can't think of anything more calming to hear when walking alone at night than the *flip* *flop* of someone in sandals/slides. I cold turn around and see someone coming at my full force but I still wouldn't be inclined to run.

  • @springer1786
    @springer1786 2 месяца назад

    Kaif absolutely shitting himself any time something comes at the screen will never not be funny.

  • @alexstan2179
    @alexstan2179 2 месяца назад

    "It's clearly a different duck, right?"
    yes lets go with that

    • @cryst4l_clear456
      @cryst4l_clear456 2 месяца назад

      It is, because it was stitched with a different video

  • @robbiemallu1871
    @robbiemallu1871 2 месяца назад

    That is indeed a landmine. Army combat engineer here

  • @Levinaxr
    @Levinaxr 2 месяца назад

    16:13 I FEEL YOU KAIF! I feel you..

  • @thePsiMatrix
    @thePsiMatrix 2 месяца назад

    If Stan has a date; you'd better be 5 tables away livestreaming it so we can see it too😁

  • @systematic101
    @systematic101 2 месяца назад

    Went with the family on a 2 week vacation in the summer. My stuff took up half of a carry on. We took only carry ons with the 4 of us. My wife’s stuff was about 1.5 of them. Nice thing about carry ons is you can show up later to the airport and you’re usually the 1st person out of the airport.

  • @wardendjake3736
    @wardendjake3736 2 месяца назад

    If you do go in a back table with stan on a date, you will have to at some point either meet them in person or at that point go up and say " we are his homies" OR you could also go up and say "we are his sexual homies" OR take it in turns to "take turns of saying which one who is gonna say and confuse both stan and his date... To me? Sounds like a good plan😂

  • @DailyEnjoyer
    @DailyEnjoyer 2 месяца назад +2

    is anyone else getting a wierd audio glich where the audio get's choppy between 4:56 and 5:21 and also 25:02 and 25:20?

    • @MrFr3ddan
      @MrFr3ddan 2 месяца назад

      Doubt it's a glitch, more like a mistake or choice made by the editor. Annoying none the less..

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 2 месяца назад

    Everyone is now aware that Kaif's headphone strap isn't even

  • @codyponto8403
    @codyponto8403 2 месяца назад

    1:22 can’t it be both he is ready to give up and let the waves take him but he has accepted that’s the best option

  • @IHaveWaffles
    @IHaveWaffles 2 месяца назад

    11:57 *ceiling bird goes off*

  • @chukky1124
    @chukky1124 2 месяца назад

    i was relaxing.... nothing wrong... just had dinner... having a nice smoke... and then this 16:12 thing comes in.... almost shat myself....

  • @sulfurrysalt7411
    @sulfurrysalt7411 2 месяца назад

    16:12 is the first time ever the fucking baseball meme got me, I am deeply ashamed of myself

  • @Go_n_shogi
    @Go_n_shogi 2 месяца назад

    My Black Ops 2 emblem was Taco Bell.

  • @Travar1410
    @Travar1410 2 месяца назад +6

    Guys... the lowercase joke was about them being dwarfs/midgets. Not about the copyright on their name.. cmon man.. get with it

  • @inferlynx737
    @inferlynx737 2 месяца назад

    10:29 man was so shocked, he spat on him to

  • @joshuamoncrieff8284
    @joshuamoncrieff8284 2 месяца назад

    Cant believe people are disrespecting that mans emotional support landmine like that.

  • @Ex1350
    @Ex1350 2 месяца назад

    that is a landmine, for tanks, relatively safe as long as he doesnt throw it

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 2 месяца назад +1

    9:57
    It's an art installation, none of those are real people. Trippy huh?

  • @Volt_Crank
    @Volt_Crank 2 месяца назад +1

    26:55 well well well

  • @firefox5714
    @firefox5714 2 месяца назад

    9:55 looks 100% like a land mine.

  • @ThePizzaGuy1998
    @ThePizzaGuy1998 2 месяца назад

    that is 100 percent a landmine.

  • @jamesspreadborough24
    @jamesspreadborough24 2 месяца назад

    19:47 droideka or however you spell it the rolling ones with the shields 😅

  • @xxmension04xx47
    @xxmension04xx47 2 месяца назад

    2:51 why does he actually look like megamind just without the blue skin

  • @gotMylky
    @gotMylky 2 месяца назад

    1:14 totally missed the floating upside down guy in the background

  • @ethansimard7452
    @ethansimard7452 2 месяца назад

    12:00 That dude is not someone you want to fight.

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper 2 месяца назад

    2:17
    That is basically one of the main reasons people go vegetarian. They can't stand thinking about how cute their food used to be.
    I just think of how well they taste, and I'm over it. I mean, sure pigs are cute as heck but, they're also Bacon soooo... nom-nom-nom.
    27:02
    She basically sold them on. It was straight up embezzlement.
    She was able to get away with it for a while, as ity was during the Covid lockdowns, and no one was checking.
    27:58
    That... might be a little to accurate for comfort.

  • @theboy3128
    @theboy3128 2 месяца назад

    You eat a brownie with 2 to 4 people, 1 per person is ludicrous

  • @Shiruvi
    @Shiruvi 2 месяца назад

    30:15 lush is the absolute worst for that. like your products are already expensive as shit don't give me another reason to leave without buying anything lol

  • @imaplaygames633
    @imaplaygames633 2 месяца назад

    Wheelchair dude feels like a sims bug.

  • @rickyrozay420
    @rickyrozay420 2 месяца назад

    the Xray thing is because of how often they would be exposed to the rays(daily) vs you just getting the few pics.

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 2 месяца назад

    i remember living at my dads when i was a kid, and was playing CoD4 MW past midnight and was loud af. he would come to my room and ask me nicely to tone it down, and me on a fucking killstreak like never before of 17, having just gotten 2 tripple kills in a row thinking i was hot shit went and said "dude, i get it that you are old, sad and alone, but can you at least let me have my fun for as long as i am a kid? thanks!"
    safe to say, my TV went CRACK, my PS3 went byebye and my hide was tanned thoroughly. i couldnt sit without being in pure agony for over a month...

  • @nathanlynch9634
    @nathanlynch9634 2 месяца назад +1

    The woman at 0:20 has nice tattoos.

  • @FenekkuKitsune
    @FenekkuKitsune 2 месяца назад +2

    Why does the audio on these videos keep freaking out?

  • @kansascityshuffle8526
    @kansascityshuffle8526 2 месяца назад

    15:34 reminds me of the van wilder fresh from the oven long johns.

  • @easy2bcheesy149
    @easy2bcheesy149 2 месяца назад

    The radiologist thing is because the exposure you will get is fine but it is his job to be scanning people over and over again every day and that exposure would mess him up

  • @Thanatnose6
    @Thanatnose6 2 месяца назад

    10:00 that is for defiantly a MKT Mod 72 Landmine

  • @farrinlandmesser
    @farrinlandmesser 2 месяца назад

    That lady with the chicken wings did it during covid

  • @Samuel-wd7wm
    @Samuel-wd7wm 2 месяца назад

    8:01 why bro look like Justin Bieber and Abraham Lincoln as the same person with the hair colour of ed Sheeran

  • @stevenbasarowich3429
    @stevenbasarowich3429 2 месяца назад

    11:57 change that damned battery

  • @szandorkane6372
    @szandorkane6372 2 месяца назад

    Warhammer Store managers used to be the absolute worst back in the day. They were so incredibly desperate to make any kind of sale they'd hang onto you like wet hair to a bar of soap. By and large they have majorly chilled out now though.

  • @TeaSkies
    @TeaSkies 2 месяца назад

    28:55 I once was doing a “spa treatment” with adult toothpaste.. there is a picture of baby me covered in toothpaste

  • @tome2648
    @tome2648 2 месяца назад

    3:00 it’s the first thing that comes to Megamind

  • @aleksandraziva157
    @aleksandraziva157 2 месяца назад

    please make more videos more often ❤

  • @deadmemes4188
    @deadmemes4188 2 месяца назад

    4:36
    don't mind me, I am just putting a time-stamp for myself is all

  • @MrEnigma1221
    @MrEnigma1221 2 месяца назад

    For anyone who has seen the show Star Wars rebels, they know why I would probably want to be chopper, hands-down,my favorite droid

  • @rambobambibambobingobongob7908
    @rambobambibambobingobongob7908 2 месяца назад

    3:32
    You guys didn't use the school bathrooms?

  • @ripandtaer4226
    @ripandtaer4226 2 месяца назад

    At least the guy in the first clip don’t have a vegeta hair line like me

  • @FedUpFancy
    @FedUpFancy 2 месяца назад

    Sometimes you just gotta get high and pretend to be a merman

  • @jamiemsm4883
    @jamiemsm4883 2 месяца назад

    For the X-ray one. It is not dangerous to be exposed to the X-ray once. But if you are exposed again and again, then yes it can be dangerous, which is why the doctors do that.