@@dundermifflinity In what way is it gay? I'm not, but it's weird that you took it that way. Not that I'm against LGBTQ+ I in fact have a sister that is a lesbian and I'm happy for her. I'm just really confused about where in my statement did I come off as gay?
Having played baseball, that fucking baseball clip really sent me. I had my hand up in catch position, with throwing hand literally grabbing for nothing. I had no idea how much practice drilled those reflexes into me; now I know - brain lit up that old pathway like a fucking solar flare.
could be a canteen or an anti vehicle mine, dont think he could hold a loaded mine in the first place, but I dont see an opening for the canteen, just the hinge on top
The chicken wing story is real, she was responsible for ordering the food for all the schools in her area, she would order extra and not account for them in the paper work, she would then go pick up the boxes of chicken wings herself in her own vehicle, and then sell them and pocket the money. She did it for like 10 year or something before an audit was finally done and they found out.
Correction. She did it over the course of 19 months during the height of 2020 Disease. She used money meant to feed poor children during a GLOBAL PANDEMIC to steal over 11k boxes of chicken wings and other foods. And all she got was a 9 year prison sentence, ridiculous.
26:53 the chicken wing lady was selling them. She originally did it to feed her family, and when she got away with it, she stole more to sell to neighbors, and it went from there.
30:16 I know it’s just a meme, but I do want to teach the other viewers about this. There’s something called ambulatory wheelchair users, sometimes they need the chair and other times they can walk with a cane or even unaided. My sibling is an ambulatory wheelchair user, and with the way things are going I’ll likely end up as one too. Hope you learned something new today!
27:15 you should see the full story she wasn't stealing small amounts like 10-20 piece ones she was orderin thousand and schools and changing places and addresses 😂😂
27:00 the lady actually ran the school district's lunch program or something, and when some changes happened during covid the schools had actually continued to provide lunch to poor children in their areas, as their families had come to count on school lunches. So, these were chicken wings for impoverished children... and she would just take hundreds of cases of chicken wings, then she would re-sell them. Even worse, she then gambled away the money she made. She had also declared bankruptcy twice in the decade prior... Even worse, people are trying to HELP her... she was stealing money and/or food from poor kids... why is anyone trying to help? Let her rot...
Actually, its worse, she specifically ordered chicken wings which the school doesnt ever do, since its against regulation to serve chicken wings in school since they have bones in them
The food meme where they fast forward trough the cooking of the duck put disclaimers on their video's now after people being upset over the animals in the video's. They aren't eating the pets in the videos.
10:00 - No that is legitimately just straight up a landmine. Specifically that's if I am not mistaken, an anti-tank mine. If I am not mistaken even more, its a " TM-46 anti-tank blast mine" i.e a Russian anti-tank mine. Which fits because I am pretty sure the uniform he's wearing is a Russian uniform; and the medals he have look a lot like Russian service medals. Dude probably served during an early cold war conflict.
The thing is an art exhibit of old wax figures (I think) that represent world leaders and such, as criticism that old people in politics are taking important decisions even though they are not invested enough or competent enough anymore to do so
21:56 oh mate, i didn't even get to play video games, my LAUGH was too loud when i lived at home, and i'm one of those people that wheeze........ loved it when i managed to be home alone xD
In black ops 2 my emblem was a hairy Johnson that i then placed on my knife. 3k hours and took ever opportunity to jab my Johnson into ppl and advertise my cawk clan. I was the only member.
27:57 Totally missing the fact that it wasn't about the wings and that it was about her being black, stealing chicken wings, is the funniest part of that bit.
Honestly youtubers have made me appreciate people who have spent well over a decade at a job/craft Like youtubers have managed to basically make a journal of a job's day by day over the years
The women who stole the chicken wings then sold the boxes to black market basically lol. She didnt take them home, she bought them, picked them up, sold them off.
8:29 A friend and I had this type of experience once in college. We used to go up to the bars near the campus to play some pool, and one day we got there and all the tables were taken. We asked this regular named Kenny if we could play a round against him, and he said sure. He sank a ball on the break and proceeded to clear the table in one turn. We said "table's all yours mate" and went somewhere else
As a man, I can't think of anything more calming to hear when walking alone at night than the *flip* *flop* of someone in sandals/slides. I cold turn around and see someone coming at my full force but I still wouldn't be inclined to run.
Went with the family on a 2 week vacation in the summer. My stuff took up half of a carry on. We took only carry ons with the 4 of us. My wife’s stuff was about 1.5 of them. Nice thing about carry ons is you can show up later to the airport and you’re usually the 1st person out of the airport.
If you do go in a back table with stan on a date, you will have to at some point either meet them in person or at that point go up and say " we are his homies" OR you could also go up and say "we are his sexual homies" OR take it in turns to "take turns of saying which one who is gonna say and confuse both stan and his date... To me? Sounds like a good plan😂
2:17 That is basically one of the main reasons people go vegetarian. They can't stand thinking about how cute their food used to be. I just think of how well they taste, and I'm over it. I mean, sure pigs are cute as heck but, they're also Bacon soooo... nom-nom-nom. 27:02 She basically sold them on. It was straight up embezzlement. She was able to get away with it for a while, as ity was during the Covid lockdowns, and no one was checking. 27:58 That... might be a little to accurate for comfort.
30:15 lush is the absolute worst for that. like your products are already expensive as shit don't give me another reason to leave without buying anything lol
i remember living at my dads when i was a kid, and was playing CoD4 MW past midnight and was loud af. he would come to my room and ask me nicely to tone it down, and me on a fucking killstreak like never before of 17, having just gotten 2 tripple kills in a row thinking i was hot shit went and said "dude, i get it that you are old, sad and alone, but can you at least let me have my fun for as long as i am a kid? thanks!" safe to say, my TV went CRACK, my PS3 went byebye and my hide was tanned thoroughly. i couldnt sit without being in pure agony for over a month...
The radiologist thing is because the exposure you will get is fine but it is his job to be scanning people over and over again every day and that exposure would mess him up
Warhammer Store managers used to be the absolute worst back in the day. They were so incredibly desperate to make any kind of sale they'd hang onto you like wet hair to a bar of soap. By and large they have majorly chilled out now though.
For the X-ray one. It is not dangerous to be exposed to the X-ray once. But if you are exposed again and again, then yes it can be dangerous, which is why the doctors do that.
11:45 she stroked me for hours got me dying on the floor mate
*aggressively stroked 😂
@@dundermifflinity I know after a while all you get is dust
@@Deathwatch-vy5wk weird that you mind goes there. As rogue thoughts go, that’s pretty gay to admit publicly. Proud of you. 😘
@@dundermifflinity In what way is it gay? I'm not, but it's weird that you took it that way. Not that I'm against LGBTQ+ I in fact have a sister that is a lesbian and I'm happy for her. I'm just really confused about where in my statement did I come off as gay?
@@Deathwatch-vy5wk you’re trying to start a conversation on men’s ejaculate.
Ive never flinched at one of the screen throws before but the baseball one finally got me, i knew it was coming as well.
Hate to admit but yeah that one got me only one that has so far
I just almost fell out of my chair it got me so bad
I saw your comment before the clip, and it ruined the surprise.
You are not alone
I damn well nearly tossed my phone
Having played baseball, that fucking baseball clip really sent me. I had my hand up in catch position, with throwing hand literally grabbing for nothing. I had no idea how much practice drilled those reflexes into me; now I know - brain lit up that old pathway like a fucking solar flare.
Same!
Brownies are no joke Kaif - Had to lay down on the floor so I wouldn't slide off! xD hahaha
Yeah nah I am FAIRLY certain at 10:05. That is indeed a landmine.
could be a canteen or an anti vehicle mine, dont think he could hold a loaded mine in the first place, but I dont see an opening for the canteen, just the hinge on top
Might be a hat
@@eredaane4656 you just said "It could be a canteen, or a landmine" anti vehicle mines are landmines. They are mines, that sit on the land.
it is likely a disarmed anti vehicle landmine he is probably a vet
10:00 That is a Soviet TM-46 anti tank mine.
grandpa is always ready and waiting
The chicken wing story is real, she was responsible for ordering the food for all the schools in her area, she would order extra and not account for them in the paper work, she would then go pick up the boxes of chicken wings herself in her own vehicle, and then sell them and pocket the money. She did it for like 10 year or something before an audit was finally done and they found out.
Correction. She did it over the course of 19 months during the height of 2020 Disease. She used money meant to feed poor children during a GLOBAL PANDEMIC to steal over 11k boxes of chicken wings and other foods. And all she got was a 9 year prison sentence, ridiculous.
Ya, she was doing it to feed her gambling addiction if I remember correctly.
It was for 2 years during COVID. Probably less oversight during that time period.
4:56 if it was other lego sets I would've divide in head first 😂
5:14 he's smart smaller bag less bag fees
18:53 part 2?!?! NANI?
19:45 I'd be a modified Gonk Droid
“Ebbz I’m dissolving.”
😭
Man's dissolving!
26:53 the chicken wing lady was selling them. She originally did it to feed her family, and when she got away with it, she stole more to sell to neighbors, and it went from there.
30:16
I know it’s just a meme, but I do want to teach the other viewers about this. There’s something called ambulatory wheelchair users, sometimes they need the chair and other times they can walk with a cane or even unaided. My sibling is an ambulatory wheelchair user, and with the way things are going I’ll likely end up as one too. Hope you learned something new today!
It's called the Call of the Void, you get a strong urge to just jump when you lean over an impossibly tall edge
At 1:13 anyone see the guy just floating
Well, they certainly didn't notice.
Was about to comment this 😅 the floating body in the back sent me 😂
Yeah, came here to see if anyone else had noticed it.
I really need this laugh. Heard some bad news today and I've been crying since. Also Happy Thanksgiving to any Canadians!
27:15 you should see the full story she wasn't stealing small amounts like 10-20 piece ones she was orderin thousand and schools and changing places and addresses 😂😂
27:00 the lady actually ran the school district's lunch program or something, and when some changes happened during covid the schools had actually continued to provide lunch to poor children in their areas, as their families had come to count on school lunches. So, these were chicken wings for impoverished children... and she would just take hundreds of cases of chicken wings, then she would re-sell them. Even worse, she then gambled away the money she made. She had also declared bankruptcy twice in the decade prior...
Even worse, people are trying to HELP her... she was stealing money and/or food from poor kids... why is anyone trying to help? Let her rot...
Actually, its worse, she specifically ordered chicken wings which the school doesnt ever do, since its against regulation to serve chicken wings in school since they have bones in them
Nah, Kaif's right. Our slang and humour actually made sense. "Skibidi", "mewing" "rizz", it doesn't make sense...
This is the earliest I’ve gotten to a new video, lmao.
Same
Why Is The First Thing I See a Spooderman 😂
The food meme where they fast forward trough the cooking of the duck put disclaimers on their video's now after people being upset over the animals in the video's. They aren't eating the pets in the videos.
10:00 - No that is legitimately just straight up a landmine. Specifically that's if I am not mistaken, an anti-tank mine. If I am not mistaken even more, its a " TM-46 anti-tank blast mine" i.e a Russian anti-tank mine. Which fits because I am pretty sure the uniform he's wearing is a Russian uniform; and the medals he have look a lot like Russian service medals. Dude probably served during an early cold war conflict.
The thing is an art exhibit of old wax figures (I think) that represent world leaders and such, as criticism that old people in politics are taking important decisions even though they are not invested enough or competent enough anymore to do so
The free ballin, make it clap got me!!😂😂
1:08 they completely ignore the drowned corpse in the background
Great video guys. I’m a boomer and found most all of the clips extremely entertaining and funny.
21:56 oh mate, i didn't even get to play video games, my LAUGH was too loud when i lived at home, and i'm one of those people that wheeze........ loved it when i managed to be home alone xD
7:43 bro is legit an intruder from the mandela catalogue, very unserious. Do not let him in.
In black ops 2 my emblem was a hairy Johnson that i then placed on my knife. 3k hours and took ever opportunity to jab my Johnson into ppl and advertise my cawk clan. I was the only member.
As soon as I saw the introvert shopping thing, I instantly thought of the warhammer shop
27:57 Totally missing the fact that it wasn't about the wings and that it was about her being black, stealing chicken wings, is the funniest part of that bit.
19:14 the boys would be a bunch of B1 battle droids.
22:08 yeah but that 20 seconds of gaming between 10: 30 and 00: 30 is the best gaming of your life till you get the headset smacked off your head 😂
Honestly youtubers have made me appreciate people who have spent well over a decade at a job/craft
Like youtubers have managed to basically make a journal of a job's day by day over the years
The women who stole the chicken wings then sold the boxes to black market basically lol.
She didnt take them home, she bought them, picked them up, sold them off.
I had a random kid out of the blue come up to me and said the skibidi was real I was minding my own business chilling having a coffee 😂
you know that final meme got me back to the times kaif used that song as his outro
Is no one going to notice that someone is drowning in the background? 1:10 - 1:17
8:29 A friend and I had this type of experience once in college. We used to go up to the bars near the campus to play some pool, and one day we got there and all the tables were taken. We asked this regular named Kenny if we could play a round against him, and he said sure. He sank a ball on the break and proceeded to clear the table in one turn. We said "table's all yours mate" and went somewhere else
...THAT PUNCH....his response time is insane 😮
It's ok Kaif, the baseball one got me so good as well, I hurt my back flinching :(
man i love it when the audio quality sounds like a phone call
All these times Kaif has been jumpscared and he still hasn’t shit himself 🤔
1:35 man has never had food poisoning
No Glen, that is indeed a Landmine.
That is the second time that that exact baseball one has got me
Ive been watching Kaif and that for quite some time. Only now realized that his mustache doesnt join in the middle.
12:59 looks like one of the secret service members from monsters vs aliens lol
You got to wake up at 8am? We Americans have to wake up at 5am. Lucky
28:14 you know that radiologist isnt just taking one x-ray and then goes home he takes 100 a day maybe even more
Don't worry, Kaif, I did it too. I also ended up tossing my phone across the room I startled so hard
As a man, I can't think of anything more calming to hear when walking alone at night than the *flip* *flop* of someone in sandals/slides. I cold turn around and see someone coming at my full force but I still wouldn't be inclined to run.
Kaif absolutely shitting himself any time something comes at the screen will never not be funny.
"It's clearly a different duck, right?"
yes lets go with that
It is, because it was stitched with a different video
That is indeed a landmine. Army combat engineer here
16:13 I FEEL YOU KAIF! I feel you..
If Stan has a date; you'd better be 5 tables away livestreaming it so we can see it too😁
Went with the family on a 2 week vacation in the summer. My stuff took up half of a carry on. We took only carry ons with the 4 of us. My wife’s stuff was about 1.5 of them. Nice thing about carry ons is you can show up later to the airport and you’re usually the 1st person out of the airport.
If you do go in a back table with stan on a date, you will have to at some point either meet them in person or at that point go up and say " we are his homies" OR you could also go up and say "we are his sexual homies" OR take it in turns to "take turns of saying which one who is gonna say and confuse both stan and his date... To me? Sounds like a good plan😂
is anyone else getting a wierd audio glich where the audio get's choppy between 4:56 and 5:21 and also 25:02 and 25:20?
Doubt it's a glitch, more like a mistake or choice made by the editor. Annoying none the less..
Everyone is now aware that Kaif's headphone strap isn't even
1:22 can’t it be both he is ready to give up and let the waves take him but he has accepted that’s the best option
11:57 *ceiling bird goes off*
i was relaxing.... nothing wrong... just had dinner... having a nice smoke... and then this 16:12 thing comes in.... almost shat myself....
16:12 is the first time ever the fucking baseball meme got me, I am deeply ashamed of myself
My Black Ops 2 emblem was Taco Bell.
Guys... the lowercase joke was about them being dwarfs/midgets. Not about the copyright on their name.. cmon man.. get with it
10:29 man was so shocked, he spat on him to
Cant believe people are disrespecting that mans emotional support landmine like that.
that is a landmine, for tanks, relatively safe as long as he doesnt throw it
9:57
It's an art installation, none of those are real people. Trippy huh?
26:55 well well well
9:55 looks 100% like a land mine.
that is 100 percent a landmine.
19:47 droideka or however you spell it the rolling ones with the shields 😅
2:51 why does he actually look like megamind just without the blue skin
1:14 totally missed the floating upside down guy in the background
12:00 That dude is not someone you want to fight.
2:17
That is basically one of the main reasons people go vegetarian. They can't stand thinking about how cute their food used to be.
I just think of how well they taste, and I'm over it. I mean, sure pigs are cute as heck but, they're also Bacon soooo... nom-nom-nom.
27:02
She basically sold them on. It was straight up embezzlement.
She was able to get away with it for a while, as ity was during the Covid lockdowns, and no one was checking.
27:58
That... might be a little to accurate for comfort.
You eat a brownie with 2 to 4 people, 1 per person is ludicrous
30:15 lush is the absolute worst for that. like your products are already expensive as shit don't give me another reason to leave without buying anything lol
Wheelchair dude feels like a sims bug.
the Xray thing is because of how often they would be exposed to the rays(daily) vs you just getting the few pics.
i remember living at my dads when i was a kid, and was playing CoD4 MW past midnight and was loud af. he would come to my room and ask me nicely to tone it down, and me on a fucking killstreak like never before of 17, having just gotten 2 tripple kills in a row thinking i was hot shit went and said "dude, i get it that you are old, sad and alone, but can you at least let me have my fun for as long as i am a kid? thanks!"
safe to say, my TV went CRACK, my PS3 went byebye and my hide was tanned thoroughly. i couldnt sit without being in pure agony for over a month...
The woman at 0:20 has nice tattoos.
Why does the audio on these videos keep freaking out?
15:34 reminds me of the van wilder fresh from the oven long johns.
The radiologist thing is because the exposure you will get is fine but it is his job to be scanning people over and over again every day and that exposure would mess him up
10:00 that is for defiantly a MKT Mod 72 Landmine
That lady with the chicken wings did it during covid
8:01 why bro look like Justin Bieber and Abraham Lincoln as the same person with the hair colour of ed Sheeran
11:57 change that damned battery
Warhammer Store managers used to be the absolute worst back in the day. They were so incredibly desperate to make any kind of sale they'd hang onto you like wet hair to a bar of soap. By and large they have majorly chilled out now though.
28:55 I once was doing a “spa treatment” with adult toothpaste.. there is a picture of baby me covered in toothpaste
3:00 it’s the first thing that comes to Megamind
please make more videos more often ❤
4:36
don't mind me, I am just putting a time-stamp for myself is all
For anyone who has seen the show Star Wars rebels, they know why I would probably want to be chopper, hands-down,my favorite droid
3:32
You guys didn't use the school bathrooms?
At least the guy in the first clip don’t have a vegeta hair line like me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and pretend to be a merman
For the X-ray one. It is not dangerous to be exposed to the X-ray once. But if you are exposed again and again, then yes it can be dangerous, which is why the doctors do that.