I thought the same thing when listening. If you didn’t know this was a 34 year old freak. You would think this was some teenager trying to sound edgy and cool. This pdf tard is a joke.
@@wario4166fun fact: the angle he does this at is specifically so he can capture the entire monitor screen WITHOUT having him on screen. He literally HAS to do like this because he’s trying to not get spotted by trolls lol. He’s trying so hard to build an online career not realising he’s permanently going to be in this life
he definitely spends an unnecessary amount on random skins, but you *can* infinitely renew your battle pass by just using what they give you in a single pass It costs 950, and you get 1500 in return, so as long as you don't spend more than 500 you can just infinitely renew the pass each season. Although I don't give Cyraxx much credit to not splurge his precious coins with his lack of self control
Only Chance could make one of the cooler X-Men sound absolutely undesirable to play a game as; this proves he isn't just a menace to those currently in their childhoods, but he's also retroactively awful to an adult's childhood, too. Monster.
His names always make me laugh man... Retroarcaderewire or whatever he is this week.... Will end up straight in the dumpster just like Neko gamer and kotaku groove factory😂
"I know you all are wondering how many skins do I have...I have some...not bragging about it" Yea Chase all 0 people wondered how many sweet skins and spray paints you have, you super cool guy. What a chode.
even some aliexpress cheap cards are good enough AND I'M NOT JOKING. PROPER SEARCHING BRINGS EXCELLENT BUDGET PRODUCTS. Just ask any latin american over there
For somebody who does nothing but game all day he is absolutely terrible. How can he invest so much time and still be trash. It just blows my mind. You teach animals certain actions get certain rewards, and they get better/more efficient. Goblin is dead last at everything he tries in life, regardless of how much time he puts in.
Did he break his stuff? He was actually capturing games before. Imagine doing a direct screen filming with that horrible an audio in 2024, jfc. Pro content creator, toobz ! And as always, what a stupid name for his 1000th channel lmao
Yes, that is the Cyraxx way, matter the game. He absolutely is terrible at every game so he spends almost half the time in the lobby section either playing with settings or skins or weapons or different cars or on and on and on and on but very little to actual gaming occurs because he is embarrassed at how poorly he displayed his skills so he milks the lobby and above mentioned heavily. Rarely finishes a race and when Cyraxx does finish a race, he restart at least dozen times and blamed something or someone for placing last on his "personal favorite track" as he is at this point programmed to do ......same spaghetti and same internet so we get the same Cyraxx.
For doing absolutely nothing 24/7, he sure is bad at video games. Probably doesn’t help that he can only keep 1 eye on the screen though. Also being a 34 year old man and can’t even afford a 10 dollar battle pass in a free to play game
Holy shit i didnt think it was possible for someone who does nothing all day to be THAT bad at video games. Pretty sure my grandmother could do better. Getting excited about hitting Silver 3 is crazy lmfao
The old DSP way of recording gameplay, lol.
No ‘direct capture’ 😂
bugged capture card mechanics dood
Bugged scab mechanics
at least dsp has an excuse
raxx not because he's a vroke vitch
@@hughjanus2935he doesn't have. he used xbox remote play
Him talking like a 12 year old will never not be disturbing to me
He has the perfect wood chipper size
@@ruinerblodsinn6648Feet first, of course. He needs to feel the shredding.
@@mywifesboyfriend5558 nah made him feed to the bullet ants
I thought the same thing when listening. If you didn’t know this was a 34 year old freak. You would think this was some teenager trying to sound edgy and cool. This pdf tard is a joke.
his womans in the icu but toys come first
My sides 💀
Holy fck! I totally forgot 🤣🤣
just like with d3ad gaye Bill
I wouldn't be surprised if they "broke up." This has a I don't care we broke up and I never cared about you vibe.
Just waiting those boys get boxed and arrive in its lair
"audio engineer" hard at work, folks.
It's hard work being a professional gamer these days
This crusty dick hole thought Metalica was ACDC... he is a professional music artics by the by... freaking turd boy.
Professional setup 😂
Hes pointing his shitty camera at his even Shittier tv sideways 😅😅😅 professional content creator indeed 😅😅😅
@@wario4166fun fact: the angle he does this at is specifically so he can capture the entire monitor screen WITHOUT having him on screen. He literally HAS to do like this because he’s trying to not get spotted by trolls lol. He’s trying so hard to build an online career not realising he’s permanently going to be in this life
Fortnite > his family
Raging out at trolls for micro-dopamine hits > his family
His catfish gf isn't being paid enough to spend 24-7 with Raxx.
I thought his girlfriend is in the hospital on her deathbed
and she is. Is Bill Gaye saga all over again
This is also the guy who send a picture of his dong to her when her son was in the hospital
This was definitely lined up with his wonky eye.
That’s Williams girl, pdf boy
Hes so garbage
Leave my sons alone Nick
"If Taylor dies, I'm next of kin!"
Recording your TV screen? Is he going to boot up neopets and watch Invader Zim next?
don't underrstimate his manchildhood logic
He sounds about as authentic as those guys who pretend to play in those mobile game ads.
Chance is so considerate with his fiancé laid up in the ICU. Seeing this makes me know he cares about her (and her boys) so much. He loves them boys!
"I'm your host............... Retroarcaderewind" That brain lag
He comes up with many names he doesnt even remember who he is
This goblin is dangerous even if Sally won't let him leave the house.
He play like a regarded pdf
Anything happens in game. Cyraxx: OHHHhhh that’s so cool.
So professional. This will definitely support a wife and 2 kids. 😂
Edit: Just realized he pronounced Gambit as “Gambi”. You’re a joke Chance
9:54 Yes Cyraxx, all the children are scared when you pull your snake out on stream.
who the hell is buying him the fortnite tokens to buy all those skins and emotes and stuff??? those things are not cheap.
Yeah he at least has a few battle passes under his belt and the gambit skin… probably about 60 or so dollars just in Fortnite. Poor Sally😆
Defo going and taking Sally’s credit card for the skins and tells her it’s for his “career”
he definitely spends an unnecessary amount on random skins, but you *can* infinitely renew your battle pass by just using what they give you in a single pass
It costs 950, and you get 1500 in return, so as long as you don't spend more than 500 you can just infinitely renew the pass each season. Although I don't give Cyraxx much credit to not splurge his precious coins with his lack of self control
Sally just gets it for him to keep him in that room and away from her or the outside world
Even in a game, he runs from a fight 😅
Only Chance could make one of the cooler X-Men sound absolutely undesirable to play a game as; this proves he isn't just a menace to those currently in their childhoods, but he's also retroactively awful to an adult's childhood, too. Monster.
Playing a game for children while his fiancée was in the hospital.
Now he's gonna claim I have Cajun blood mardee 😂
IM FROM THE BAYOU MARDY GONNA FEED YOU TO THE GATORS AND COOK YOU UP LIKE GUMBO MARDY 😂😂😂
@TheRedBaron1917 he's gonna attempt the accent Merdee! 😂 I watched half this video and he sucks
@@TheRedBaron1917I hope he comes up with some new insults like that soon. every stream now is just “murderer! jew! hook nosed vitch! bitch-maid!” etc.
This "man" thinks he's fit to be a father. Remember that.
His names always make me laugh man... Retroarcaderewire or whatever he is this week.... Will end up straight in the dumpster just like Neko gamer and kotaku groove factory😂
He's taking Taylor's death pretty well I'm guessing
How hasn't Chance figured out how to stream yet... he's still pointing his 360p Camera at his 100 dollar Hitachi tv.
"I got a decent amount of skins!" All of them gifted from minors.
"I know you all are wondering how many skins do I have...I have some...not bragging about it" Yea Chase all 0 people wondered how many sweet skins and spray paints you have, you super cool guy. What a chode.
Like watching paint dry...
Sometimes, I feel like I'm painfully self-aware of everything I do, so it's crazy to see someone who has ZERO self-awareness lol
Coming out of his fortnight "retirement"
Imagine "retiring" from playing a video game lmao
Pro gamer at work here.
I’m amazed that he STILL tries to be a content creator. He’s so awful at it and forever will be.
even myself can do better than raxx and that is not even an overstatement
Sounds like it was recorded in the 80s ! Well done mr professional audio engineer 🤦🏻♂
Fiance hanging on by a thread about to take her last breath and it's video game time..ol chance is top notch turd
I can't let Cyraxx ruin Gambit for me lmao
Jesus Christ couldn’t he at least get a fucking dazzle ? Or El Gato ? FFS! I can’t even make fun of this. It’s just that sad !
even some aliexpress cheap cards are good enough
AND I'M NOT JOKING. PROPER SEARCHING BRINGS EXCELLENT BUDGET PRODUCTS. Just ask any latin american over there
Literally could use OBS which is free but I doubt his crappy PC can run the game full speed while recording himself lmfao
@@TheFallofTheEleventh of course he can't. Risky bought him a sheety arse build
All his Fans have been waiting for a new Stream! So, Basically ZERO people Saw this for the entertainment value.. All for the LOLs 😂😂😂
"I want to thank all my 1 Fan for being here"
Content Worth... millions....
Ugh god, i can hear him scratching his lice infected beard
😅😅😅 this is a 34 year old grown man "professional content creator" 😅😅😅
BTW ... Hilarious stream the other night NWB with marty.
For somebody who does nothing but game all day he is absolutely terrible. How can he invest so much time and still be trash. It just blows my mind. You teach animals certain actions get certain rewards, and they get better/more efficient. Goblin is dead last at everything he tries in life, regardless of how much time he puts in.
This man screams about how talented he is and how it’s our fault he’s no where in life lol
This is not how a man in his thirties should be living 😂
Did he break his stuff? He was actually capturing games before. Imagine doing a direct screen filming with that horrible an audio in 2024, jfc. Pro content creator, toobz ! And as always, what a stupid name for his 1000th channel lmao
I think when he was capturing games it was straight from his xbox, now he's playing this on his PC
@@real96 Aaah gotcha. Never had an Xbox after the 360, didn't know they could capture/stream by themselves
Sooo boring. He spent more time customising his character instead of playing/sucking at the game.
Yes, that is the Cyraxx way, matter the game. He absolutely is terrible at every game so he spends almost half the time in the lobby section either playing with settings or skins or weapons or different cars or on and on and on and on but very little to actual gaming occurs because he is embarrassed at how poorly he displayed his skills so he milks the lobby and above mentioned heavily. Rarely finishes a race and when Cyraxx does finish a race, he restart at least dozen times and blamed something or someone for placing last on his "personal favorite track" as he is at this point programmed to do ......same spaghetti and same internet so we get the same Cyraxx.
For doing absolutely nothing 24/7, he sure is bad at video games. Probably doesn’t help that he can only keep 1 eye on the screen though. Also being a 34 year old man and can’t even afford a 10 dollar battle pass in a free to play game
Playing fortnite in "ranked" silver matches thats a weird way to say bot lobby chance
he's been on youtube for how long? Yet he still records videos with a phone in the corner or something.
Worse than 2005 youtube gameplays
don't diss KOF2002 community for that
Bot lobby kingpin
Still in bot lobby?
"No body wants me winning." Duh
He makes such great target practice in these games.
Last time he got gameplay from his screen via obs, why is it from a cam? And why is he "retro" but doesnt play or mention any retro game?
is that another new channel?
He fled to Rumble
@gregthehedgehog0956 Probably just as well, seeing that his preferred audience isn't on that platform.
It worries me that someone who's rarely had more than 5 bucks to his name has so many paid for skins in Fortnite.
probably bots
That’s insane lol even bottom tier TikTokers that do this end up with leagues better audio
If you enjoy seeing this….. mumble mumble rarara
He can't even screen share properly. Talk about low rez work.
Don’t all those customization options cost money?
He definitely has some stuff that costed money. But even more stuff he has was given for free via in game events that anyone can do for free
Nothing like playing Fortnite in your f’n 30s
I’m 26 and find myself playing it, it’s not the worst game ever. Although since it’s chance I’ll gladly shame him for playing it
how does he have so many skins, is all his money going into this game ?
What's the target demographic for this game, 12-16 year olds?
I bet Raxx loves Roblox too.
What the heck is this music he is listening to. I just her claps and weird whispering
cant played with the big boys so decided to play a children game same dsp tactic
shouldnt he be on his way to australia considering his wife is in the icu
The audio. How can he delude himself into thinking he's good at this?
Holy shit i didnt think it was possible for someone who does nothing all day to be THAT bad at video games. Pretty sure my grandmother could do better.
Getting excited about hitting Silver 3 is crazy lmfao
Why is his screen position like that? Also I hardly hear him did he finally loose some teeth?
yea one of the front ones apparently
@@luke2806he went too hard with Sally's d*ldos.
because he used his own eyes to set it up.
dude he is SO bad , how is he still in silver ranked . i started in silver rank lol
😂😂he’s so bad
How can you be this bad at fortnte
I thought my 8 year old cousin was the only person that uploaded gameplay footage like this 😂
That FPS is makes me sick, My Ally x + onexgpu probably out performs his desktop.
how bout this chance getting a job how sick is this pretty sick right lol